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Saturday, June 06, 2015

Saturday Laughs


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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

STUPID QUESTIONS PEOPLE ASK 

. 1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol . 


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! . 




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. . 


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. . 


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... . 



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake???? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... . 



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* . 



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... . 




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... . 


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .



Unu send new laughs if unu get...make unu stop to send old tins that west my time inugo?



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62 comments:

  1. ARIANNA6 June 2015 at 13:08

    Wow...so early. Lemme chill and laugh before I head to the market. No wonder my spirit was delaying my body from leave the house since. *dancingshoki

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    1. Ewu love6 June 2015 at 14:03

      Ewu! Market wey you for go since morning. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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    2. Whirlwind6 June 2015 at 16:12

      This Ewu no well oh, lol. Laff don finish me.

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    3. ARIANNA6 June 2015 at 16:40

      This hurts more than a breakup - that ish singled me out while growing up.
      Wrapper or my neighbours child? Nne my neighbours child o. 9 months ain't no joke.
      My Owerri brothers make una no try the iphone6 matter o. Unless shi unu choro ime umu ada unu wuru mmanya ochie
      What's that Vico guy thinking? Ewu Love abeg help me ask the guy. I just come from market so I tire to ask

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    4. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com6 June 2015 at 18:38

      Hahahahahahaahahha

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  2. Unknown6 June 2015 at 13:09

    Hahahahahahaha

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    1. Unknown6 June 2015 at 13:25

      This one better pass those amebo self
      Had a good laugh!
      Buahahhhahahahhahahaha

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    2. Ewu love6 June 2015 at 14:04

      Ewu! Ewuwuwuwuwu! Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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    3. Temi6 June 2015 at 18:50

      Bruce Don suffer

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  3. The General's Wife6 June 2015 at 13:14

    Hhahahahhaha at Mom said u should Bring her water.
    That nail on d finger pulling back can b Painful eh

    They Wil not Rest @ Caitlyn....
    Drown out d noise Cait...
    AnD Remain happy.

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    1. ARIANNA6 June 2015 at 17:15

      African moms shaa
      Caitlyn will trend till end of the year, lol

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    2. ChyAdaJesus6 June 2015 at 21:08

      Bwhahahhahahahahahaha...

      But stella had a blast oo... Choi loolz.

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  4. Patt Eyaba6 June 2015 at 13:15

    D best

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  5. Anu Funke6 June 2015 at 13:17

    Yaay I saw my "laffs"

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    1. Ewu love6 June 2015 at 14:06

      Ewu! So who e don help? Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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    2. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)6 June 2015 at 15:04

      Lol @ carpenter kunle's number
      11. U r taking off a lady's panties n she's askin 'what r u doing' am trying to pull it n wash it for u ni

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  6. BLOGLORD (MVBM)6 June 2015 at 13:18

    Hhahhahhahaa
    Na the plumber born the son nau.

    Lmao @ the falling wrapper and the child in the air.
    That one depends on your reflex o.

    Lmao @ rhetoric questions people ask. U de mind them?

    Don Baba D, where u now? I miss your jokes oh!

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    1. The General's Wife6 June 2015 at 14:43

      Aya m Telling u!
      Dere is just something about His jokes
      I rush down d jokes,hoping and praying i'd See his signature jokes....

      I have sent him à Loving Memo,(hahahhahhaha) yet nothing!

      Don D,pls come back.just come say Ordinary "Hi"

      Hahahha,d plumber face cracked m up

      Howdy Boo!
      What's up
      Wot are u doing today?
      M imagining u,cruising on d streets.Dark shades on.Music blaring.and u singing along to Pink's "U Make Me Sick!I want U AnD M Hating It!

      Hahahhahahahahhahahaha

      Bloggie Ma Bloggie

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    2. Unknown6 June 2015 at 15:27

      You ladies won't allow me enjoy my sabbatical in peace. Ok ok ok you all won, ama give you something that will last you another 1month tomorrow so that you people will allow me rest in peace.... No I didn't mean RIP lol, as in normal rest without disturbance. Lol.

      S/O to BL, TGW n Chizeey n yeah Bitchplis.

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    3. BLOGLORD (MVBM)6 June 2015 at 15:45

      Nwuye G, ibiakwa.
      Funny enough am down.
      A Lil bit under the weather.
      Been in bed all day.
      Kisses boo

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    4. The General's Wife6 June 2015 at 16:25

      Look Who Is Here!

      Don DDDDDD!

      I have d BIGGEST Smile on ma face now and soo happy like À Cheshire Cat wit chilled Cream.hehehehe

      Nice Hearing from u Boo! Kisses!

      @ Bloggie,oh no! Get well soon Musketeer!

      *My Fingers are d one typing dis now.not me!

      Whats wrong wt u?too much Ikwokrikwo??
      Hahahhahahahahaha

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    5. BLOGLORD (MVBM)6 June 2015 at 17:01

      Chop kiss Don Baba D!
      You too correct.

      Nwuye G, dalu. I will be fine in no distant time.

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    6. ARIANNA6 June 2015 at 19:16

      Looooool @ikwokrikwo.
      Nwunye General you too well aswear
      Bloglord nne get well like now. You can do a Lavender/Tea tree essential oil bath, it helps.
      Just 2drops into a full bath water and/or 1 drop under each feet then wear sticking over it to sleep.
      kpele o

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    7. BLOGLORD (MVBM)6 June 2015 at 19:32

      Arianna darling, thanks.
      Good enough I have tea tree oil at home.
      Will try it out.
      Hugs nne. Howz the baby? Growing big and strong I know. Kisses

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  7. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)6 June 2015 at 13:26

    Where is Don Davido???....

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  8. Unknown6 June 2015 at 13:27

    Who is that onu Kanda above called Vico?

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    1. Whirlwind6 June 2015 at 16:10

      Infact ehh, his jokes are annoying with his black lips and receded hairline, mstchew.
      I must be funny by fire by force!!

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    2. ARIANNA6 June 2015 at 19:18

      Ehyaaaa Whirlwind it's not fair nau, hahahahahahahaha rotflmao hahahaha i can't fit laugh abegi
      Had to scroll up to take a good look, o Chim oo

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    3. Unknown6 June 2015 at 20:09

      Biko who's the guy? Was wondering why his face featured many times. Lol

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    4. Anonymous6 June 2015 at 23:07

      The jokes are at his expense lol. YouTube Vic O and you'll understand lol. He was a moosikseean back in he day.

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  9. Unknown6 June 2015 at 13:27

    Lol @ Bae I want 2 change my wardrobe.

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  10. If men were God alu akeme.6 June 2015 at 13:28

    Laugh laugh laugh laughg.

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  11. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)6 June 2015 at 13:59

    Nosey woman hahaha

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  12. Unknown6 June 2015 at 14:03

    Hehehhehehe..no be small I dey discuss with Osuofia.

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  13. Unknown6 June 2015 at 14:07

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Lmaooo... Kunle the carpenter.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  14. radiant D6 June 2015 at 14:26

    Hahaha saturday laugh so on point. Keeping my money also for my future wife....
    Lol @ guy taking nivea cream as yogurt...
    Patrick wit his big big gramar.....

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  15. Quiksilver6 June 2015 at 14:26

    That Skin pulling at the fingernails ehnnnnnn
    Painful something.

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    1. Rudegirl..6 June 2015 at 15:01

      That is the only pics I saved from sat lauf!
      Hurt more dan breakup...lol

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  16. Thelma's cake world6 June 2015 at 14:27

    ThELMA ENEMUWE said...
    LMAO,hahahahahahahahah @mum textin sis who lives in UK..
    Lol @show me ur car..delect ma number..lolzzz
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  17. Unknown6 June 2015 at 14:34

    Hhahahhahahaha damn funny.

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  18. Unknown6 June 2015 at 14:50

    I smell America! Terrible yoghurt

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  19. Unknown6 June 2015 at 14:51

    Most of them are lovely.
    When a woman is the breadwinner, nah bad things the man go dey experience ooo.
    God,pls don't allow that to be my portion.
    Then there is this one I love so much,no premarital sex no premarital spending.That is called tit for that.No osho free on both sides.
    No I too get sense there.It is 50,50.

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    1. Jeni_zee 6 June 2015 at 21:21

      I fear who no fear this ur eye and lower lips lol

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  20. Unknown6 June 2015 at 15:00

    Hahaha I had a good laugh though some of them are really old oh

    Molola's Blog

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  21. Miss Ess6 June 2015 at 15:36

    Hahahahahaha........

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  22. BlogProf6 June 2015 at 16:09

    These are tenaciously funny. I want to copulate with a damsel of choice here. Any interested dame?

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    1. Princess Scheherazade6 June 2015 at 17:07

      I would have been interested, but got the use of the word "copulate"...

      *Odi igbotic*

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  23. Empress Moi246 June 2015 at 16:20

    Some got me in stiches....

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  24. Kyzi's mum6 June 2015 at 16:57

    Some question are actually very stupid. Lol

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  25. Anonymous6 June 2015 at 17:18

    This Vic o guy almost spoilt it for me. Didn't find his jokes funny and he looks weird. Thank Stella for the laughs


    DAWN

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  26. Unknown6 June 2015 at 17:39

    The sex maniac couldnt allow his wife finish her letter before humping...Craaaazzzy

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  27. Unknown6 June 2015 at 17:40

    The sex maniac couldnt allow his wife finish her letter before humping...Craaaazzzy

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  28. Unknown6 June 2015 at 17:40

    The sex maniac couldnt allow his wife finish her letter before humping...Craaaazzzy

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  29. Unknown6 June 2015 at 17:41

    The sex maniac couldnt allow his wife finish her letter before humping...Craaaazzzy

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  30. Unknown6 June 2015 at 18:05

    D one dat got mi laffin is d stupid questions pipu ask. Hahahahahahahah

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  31. Anonymous6 June 2015 at 18:21

    Dear Stella, did we do something to annoy you that you had to punish us badly by posting VICo's jokes? I got angry by just looking at the pix even before reading the dry jokes. LMAO at "mom said you shld bring water", that is my mom for you. She will call u from the room to bring her bag from the car while she is beside the car.

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  32. Favour6 June 2015 at 21:32

    Yay the picture i made was featured @when she's the breadwinner. Thanks Stella

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  33. Virtuous woman7 June 2015 at 08:15

    I just got my blogger ID and I'm so excited. Been wanting to have it for a long time. I got the process from an old post here. Thanks Martins

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  34. Prewtyamah7 June 2015 at 21:55

    Hahahahaha @d flesh pulling frm d nail.so painful than breakup!

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