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Thursday, June 11, 2015

Python Killed In Lagos...

I dunno when...I dont care to know...
I hate snakes with a moving passion and as i lifted this from Bellanaija,i didnt look too well but would like to ask one question...





.....Too many snakes on this blog so Please which blog visitor is this?LOL

Just kidding.





112 comments:

  1. Hahahahahaga.... Stella, ochokwu one of SDK

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    1. Thanks for wasting my time.
      Lol

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    2. But how come?
      Where?
      How?

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    3. Haha haha they know their self.lets cross count.

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  2. Yuck...I hate snakes, infact any crawling creature. Those things freak d living day outta me...

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    1. Hahahaha @ stella's question

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    2. Lara How'd? I asked u to send me the house of holes pdf I didn't hear frm u again, Ogini Na?

      Ewwu I dnt like snake at all biko. Creepy!!

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  3. Linda means serpent no doubt........

    Could this be Linda Eze?

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    1. I think it swallowed something......d tail is disproportionate with the rest of it's body......and that would make it slow....would have been better if it'd been caught and put in a zoo

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    2. It's easy stella...any BV missing from now on is d snake...lol

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    3. I think it swallowed something......d tail is disproportionate with the rest of it's body......and that would make it slow....would have been better if it'd been caught and put in a zoo

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    4. I think it swallowed something......d tail is disproportionate with the rest of it's body......and that would make it slow....would have been better if it'd been caught and put in a zoo

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  4. Jesus!!!....
    This one is small sef...I have seen bigger ones in my village....

    Stella,you don't know am one of the snakes here...
    Hmmm...
    I will visit you this night!!!...

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    1. And the comment before yours said so, and you proved her right.



      *Larry was here*

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    2. As the name depicts naa. Linda means serpent.

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  5. I hate reptiles with passion as well



    *Larry was here*

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    1. I think it's Okija's wife
      Hahahahahahahahaha

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  6. Watttt?????? This shit s big. Whch part f lag oooo? La wa!

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  7. La Katie get your eyes here. There are no snakes in Lagos* rme*

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  8. Oh oh! This one Don belleful o! I wonder how it got there. Choi! May God continue to preserve us all o.

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  9. Lmao @which blog visitor is this. Oya, all ye snakes on dis blog, who's dat snake?

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  10. Hahahahah... no be only. This snake big wella o

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  11. Africans can kill any and everything.
    I hate snakes too but I wish we could develop a preservative culture.
    But come ooh what is such a huge snake doing in such a developed area?
    Stella lol@ your question.

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    1. Not just kill, e go enter pot join. Normally, animal protection services should be called to remove it.

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    2. Wat d hell r u saying? Go nd pick all d snakes around ur area and keep them in ur house all in d name of preservative culture. Snake is and can never be a pet,i so dislike it nd it freaks me out. Any1 who sees snakes,kill it,crush it dwn. I so hate it.

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    3. Anon 20:14..who said anything abt a pet???.....to be kept in zoos......and u dont pick everything....@least one of each specie if it's a big zoo.....or loike this one, cos it's one of a kind and actually beautiful albeit scary......yes i said it

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    1. We kill any & everything here in Africa bcs a lot of principalities & powers operate here.

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  13. O my goodness, I hate snakes wt passion

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  14. Stella Stella Stella, how many time I call you? If I'm unable to sleep this night I'd hold you resemble. I hate snakes real or human. As for your question, the snakes on this blog know themselves. No be for my mouth them go hear say teacher shit for church

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    1. LOL see how I murdered English because I was in a hurry to comment. *times *responsible. Whew! before patrick obahiagbon of this blog comes for me.

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    2. Resemble? Responsible

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  15. OMG....I just scrolled down to comment, I couldn't look

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    1. Me too I couldn't I hate them with passion

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  16. I HATE and DREAD snakesssss! #shivers#

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  17. I don't believe this snake is just an "ordinary snake!
    Simple!!
    Too big to be in a as ikeja opebi!
    I dey wait the follow up

    That's how a snake that big was kiled and it turn out having lots of international pasport in it and half human
    Wetin person no go see!

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    1. International passports kwa.

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    2. Nahhhh I know that story o. What they found in that snake was passport photographs of people and their names. More like someone placed a curse on them and made the snake swallow it. It was shown live, I freaked out. That one na voodoo snake

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    1. You sabi!
      Iji ya nno!
      Nsala eke tinzz

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    2. Naaaaaaa,I just said that.

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  19. Wonder how it got there in the first place,it is way too big abeg. Crawling ceatures gives me the creep, *side eyes* @ stella

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  20. Ewwww! Eke idemmili travelled to Lagos
    Hate snakes with passion

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    1. Hahaha Diva you ain't serious...Eke Idemili travelled to Lagos kwa?

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    2. Pls this is not eke idemili, this is eke ogba. This is the type that has diamond egg inside it which it spits out to use and see in the night. Eke idemili doesn't travel

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    3. Hahahaha...
      You hate them with a passion but you enjoy them through dry fish inside your soup okwa ya?...
      *tongue out...

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  21. I dont particularly hate snakes
    But what I cany stand is cats
    Goosh the name alone irritates me

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  22. Na this one my yoruba ppl dy call obe measn soup..

    Any snake that come my way.. Shall be eating..


    #teamsnake eater


    Linda mean snake..

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  23. Lol@ snakes on the blog! Stella and drama

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  24. Haa! Where did this huge snake crawl out from? How do i sleep this night after seeing this? Sdk sef for put viewers discretion na.

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  25. Ogbennni! This one long pass 2 tape rules put together o. Funny question Stella.
    Hahahhaha u want stella to leave Germany sharp sharp?

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  26. Stella please tell me which part of Lagos this snake was found, so I won't visit there! I hate snakes with a passion.... Nobody is a snake on this blog oooo we are all gods beautiful creations!

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  27. It's an abomination to kill pythons where i come from. I'm from idemili, we don't kill pythons.

    *aside: there was a day i killed one in the villa, it was relaxing on the generator, wetin concern me*

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    1. You are lucky no one saw you...you would have given it a befitting burial...
      The last one that I saw in my compound,I chased it away and warn him seriously not to come again or else,I will pour kerosine on him...


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  28. Stella don't you recognise the BV?

    Look well well....

    See nah, it 'money makes you fuck lots of women without stress'

    @money... well done oh.

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  29. Why kill the snake? Why not take it to the zoo? We have a long way to go honestly.

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  30. But why are they holding it like this sef?

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  31. Yeah saw this post on another blog. Thank God the snake was killed before it harmed anyone.

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  32. Stella in Opebi - Ikeja oo. Heard it this afternoon. Ikeja has dense area because it's a rain forest zone. Cold and chilly all the time. One python chanced my driver last December on the link bridge from Sheraton to Opebi U - turn, he was changing tyre, learnt it comes from that close where TRITHEL INSTITUTE is. So scary.. All the bushes under the link bridges in Ikeja is their homezone. They love it cold.
    Blog visit or that's the Python? E go be Yep Epe or Lovepant.
    They crawl out, fire catapult of envy under my column as comment, then crawl back into their dark cold holes. Mutulas. For many weeks they remain lost, till....

    Meanwhile for the very first time in 17 days since APC Government take over week, Nepa took our light.
    Wao. Ikeja Distribution Unit kilode na?
    Abi na d Saraki mata dey pain una?
    E joor e Funmi INA oo. I don't comot my POWER CHANGEOVER oo.

    And d rain stopped?
    Oh no. I was beginning to like this breakfast for Champions. 3 hot akara balls, half plate of thick akamu, 3 cubes of sugar and half tin of Peak Liquid milk. Yummy. Please rain come back. I love d mornings. And the double greetings I receive while frying akara at 6am. Long throat people all over my home bikonu. Hahaha.

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    1. You are right....
      Was it last year or last two years that residents at Omole says they saw crocodile..

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    2. ...you are a liar!!!...like 24/7 light since may 29...I say it again, you are a liar!!!!!...

      Quit hypocrisy!

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    3. Really?you fry akara every morning?
      Me i go greet you pass double sef...
      Can i pls move in with you..?i'm a sweet gurl

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    4. I want akara
      Make 2 balls for me
      Now!

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    5. Pls what r u saying??? Dis ur comment makes no sense.

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    6. Bia Nwanyi mu my follow 042 babe, why u come dey make my mouth watering Na?

      Hot akara, pap and peak milk, UTO!!!

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    7. Fat is calling you o.. Lol
      Omor, yesterday too, they didn't bring the light o....e pain me....

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    8. CHAI.....
      X Baby,u just got me in d "Mood"
      No,Chy wait ,See how u eat it....

      Bring d hot akara,squeeze into à lump of bread(slice bread no dey jell as much as d unliced one)
      Squeeze d bread and d akara together til dem both gum well hahahhahahaha

      Den take à munch....swallow
      den take d hot pap wit sugar and Plentttty Peak Milk......
      chai....if u Add Ovaltine...n'a Heaven be that o
      After u r done,take some chilled water...
      Then.....
      Find d nearest Bed....
      Or D Nearest Fcuk....

      #MInDMoodNow
      #EverywhereIsSuperWet
      #LovingThisSuperRainWithThunderNLightning

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  33. It should have been killed at my area, i would have bought it

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  34. Must be Irene B. Didn't believe my eyes when I saw one of her comments "Stella shut up"in one post where one idiot was yabbing Stella, Oopsies!someone forgot to go anonymous lol. Since then I begin fear who no fear SDK bvs

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    1. I was speechless when i saw it too..But it might not be what we think..Maybe she was talking to d anon.

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  35. Hahahahahaha maybe na annoymous

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  36. Ewwwww!I hate creepy things.I saw one midnight in my room way back in school,cudnt sleep for days.

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  37. Let's mark register o. If you hear your name and you no be the snake answer o.
    Let me get the register. Brb

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    1. This is funnyy!..brings back primary and secondary school memories...anyways..make I talk my own present down....PRESENT!!!

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  38. Even God knows I hate all crawling animals. Ewwwwwww!!!

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    1. Ewww??...
      Hope you don't eat dry fish cos most of them are snakes...

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  39. Oh,i developed a phobia for snakes after I stepped on one's tail,four years ago.


    And insects freak me out too.
    When I got into where I stay now,i had to wage a serious war against those brown tiny ants.
    You keep something edible,they pierce the nylon and enter.


    But better them,than snakes abeg.



    #WhiteDiamondOut



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  40. This can never be in lagos....lailai
    Btw...i love snakes o.i'm shocked when i see most people say they hate them.althou nor this fat type.
    I love slim and colorful snakes.....as in better love.
    I wish i can have one as pet

    My mum never lets me completes the sentence''i love snakes'' before she starts casting and all....

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  41. Yes anon. IRENNE B is one of the snakes, i saw stella shut up lol. she 4got to sign off..hahahahahahaha...

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  42. I hate snake sotay I hate that board game snakes and ladders!

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    1. How can u hate snakes and ladders na? That was the only reason I bought Yale biscuits instead of Oxford in secondary school.

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    2. Lol. I so love dat game.

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    3. Looool.... its not snake and ladder that is in yale biscuit. I remember the game very well

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  43. Stella there are real creeps and pervs on this your blog wallahi, oga victor Abeg leave your penis where e dey you hear, I no need am.
    Singles and mingles is where all the oloshis and oloshos come to play, some bad men and women dey here sha. Make I no talk anything.

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  44. Nigerians and their kill everything syndrome. Mstcheew. Wetin d snake do them? D snake chop pikin?!
    This is an animal that could have been transported to a zoo. But noooo, they killed it just becus they wanted that "i killed a python" tag attached to their names for how long? 5days max?
    See alligator dem go kill am
    See python, dem go kill am
    See this, dem go kill am
    See that, dem go kill am
    Serial animal killers oshi.

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    1. Hahhahaaha @ kill everything syndrome

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    2. Eya! This thing really touch u gannnnn. But wait o, Y? U b wild animal ni? Kpele dear, nxt time biko stop crawling to places where ure not needed nnugo?

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  45. What is that bowl doing bside the snake? Abeg pple watch what you eat bfore you start flying in your sleep to distant lands, but how that thing com take cohabit with humans that long bfore it was discovered? hmmmmmmmmmmm.

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    1. I dey tell youuu,heheheheh
      Sherry's Daughter

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  46. I hate snakes with a passion ,this blog got plenty snakes ,some are the green snakes and some are the poisonous black mamba .

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