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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Hilarious Wednesday LMAO!

Kwakwakwakwakwakwa.....

''Dear sir, 
I am Name is tenager, I apply to my job of security guard to you boss in your company of **** BANK.MI am complete to Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003. My skool here.Okingo OBE very good. I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no wafe and no childish.
My father dead long time ago and my mother is marry in BENIN REPUBLIC country there 10 years now, no sees her until now, so nobody known to help me.
no money and food and tea and drink. My certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of Ofuaku Albert teacher teaching me is look jelous of myself.
Me because wear expenses cloth and shoe than teacher igbo. I here that people you want security guards to your company and I...... tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and III.

I also shot thief dead. I want to join the company of You and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow, spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson.

Please consider my aplication very careful and call me any time because me have hand telephone now. I am red for interview with you if you like me. Me have no photocopy certificate because the photocopy machine there at Niger Delta shop is a long time and very old it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why. 

I am very hornest and I didn't steal since I born until now, I can speak English free. 
I have no very much to write, I have end here. Please also greet your wife and childish!

Yours faithfully, Okon''





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78 comments:

  1. Rubylicious17 June 2015 at 12:11

    This was cooked up.

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  2. danny fisiye17 June 2015 at 12:12

    seen







    #GODWIN™

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  3. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!17 June 2015 at 12:13

    Kikikikkkwakaakwakmakwawakwa!!!

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    1. Unknown17 June 2015 at 14:31

      So cooked up....

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    2. Unknown17 June 2015 at 14:41

      I'm 29 ears old
      I also shot thief dead
      HahahahhAhahaha
      Hilarious

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  4. Unknown17 June 2015 at 12:13

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Dry and not funny at all....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  5. Unknown17 June 2015 at 12:15

    Wow and my laugh made it here love u Stells

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    1. Aunty gwegzzz....17 June 2015 at 15:10

      Ur dry laff,u mean? I forgot to laugh..

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    2. Anonymous17 June 2015 at 16:05

      @gwegwelina u got a problem *yimu*

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    3. Unknown18 June 2015 at 00:30

      Laff gini? U just 'wested' ur precious time!!!!

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  6. Cicee17 June 2015 at 12:15

    Huhh???

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  7. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)17 June 2015 at 12:17

    Hahahahaha...

    This application is probably a joke...
    No applicant will write like this...
    Lmao...

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  8. Pipi Lee17 June 2015 at 12:17

    Lmao
    Lmai
    Lmao
    ROTFL
    This has got to be a joke!!
    Okon okon!!!

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  9. Monkey Face17 June 2015 at 12:18

    Bwuhahahhahahahahhaha!

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  10. Chuks17 June 2015 at 12:18

    Chai! Calabar people don siffer.

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  11. radiant D17 June 2015 at 12:19

    English in trouble

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  12. Yori Yori Princess17 June 2015 at 12:20

    Okon you are hereby reployed.

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  13. Unknown17 June 2015 at 12:20

    Rolling on the floor laughing or should I say floor on the laugh roll. LMAO

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  14. Unknown17 June 2015 at 12:20

    I speak English free. ..lol

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  15. MISS TRUTH17 June 2015 at 12:21

    Baaaahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahaaaaa...

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  16. Unknown17 June 2015 at 12:21

    Rolling on the floor laughing or should I say floor on the laugh roll. LMAO

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  17. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)17 June 2015 at 12:22

    Hahahahaha. This grammar na die.

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  18. Unknown17 June 2015 at 12:23

    Lmaooooooooo

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  19. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)17 June 2015 at 12:23

    Not funny to me
    How come Okon's spelling of words are perfect.

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  20. RICHBEE17 June 2015 at 12:23

    Resume work ASAP

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  21. Unknown17 June 2015 at 12:25

    Dry.....Stale..#Yawns! Stella biko post better laugh next time.

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  22. Lilian Fc Barcelona17 June 2015 at 12:27

    Funny? Maybe.He tried.

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  23. Unknown17 June 2015 at 12:31

    Lol...Nothing amuses Stella like grammatical blunders

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  24. Anonymous17 June 2015 at 12:32

    This Okon must be A CLOWN...........

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  25. Bolty17 June 2015 at 12:32

    YOU GO FEAR ENGLISH. THE GUY TRY O BE SMALL.

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  26. Anonymous17 June 2015 at 12:33

    lol * straight face

    Oyibo

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  27. Yvonne17 June 2015 at 12:34

    LWKMD!!!!

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  28. Unknown17 June 2015 at 12:34

    KwaaaaaaaaaaAa =))=Dº°˚˚˚°ÂºÐ½aĦaнaº°˚˚˚°Âº‎​=D=)) Okon thanks for making my day.

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  29. Mosiwomeka17 June 2015 at 12:38

    Its dry, the person tried too hard.

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  30. AQO17 June 2015 at 12:38

    I can't even read on... first paragraph and my head is spinning. I'll just pass abeg.








    Jesus is Lord.

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  31. The General's Wife17 June 2015 at 12:41

    Hahahahaha

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  32. Jeni_zee 17 June 2015 at 12:44

    E no funny joor

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  33. KingRex17 June 2015 at 12:44

    Afi Okon noni o.

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  34. JackyMfon17 June 2015 at 12:45

    Childish ke?

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  35. Favour17 June 2015 at 12:46

    Jesus christ, I am very hornest and I didn't steal since I born until now. Lmao
    This guy needs serious whipping i swear

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  36. PATSY Collections 17 June 2015 at 12:53

    Hehehehehehehe.....laugh wan kill me here.

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  37. piscean17 June 2015 at 12:53

    God if not that someone bit off my upper lips henn...I would have been rolling on the floor with laughter. would have sent a picture but is too gory

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  38. Abu Alimran17 June 2015 at 12:54

    Lolzzz....
    Haaahahahahah

    aunty stella no go kill person..
    Infac mr okon don secure the job

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  39. nife17 June 2015 at 12:56

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I can't even read it... ole ku

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  40. PalominoGeh17 June 2015 at 12:57

    Are you for real????? Omg!
    Omg
    Omg!!!!
    Oxygen and Magnesium!

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  41. jennyif17 June 2015 at 12:58

    I faint wake up hahahah okon has murdered english hahahahah.

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  42. Miss Ess17 June 2015 at 13:01

    I couldn't continue after the first paragraph. And I thought I like reading.

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  43. Empress Moi2417 June 2015 at 13:02

    Bwuhahahahahahahaha omG!

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  44. Unknown17 June 2015 at 13:02

    *FAINTS*..
    I Donblivit...dem beta take am oh cos e de red true true 4d job.

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  45. Anonymous17 June 2015 at 13:03

    Ha!ha!I dey laugh in French.

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  46. Unknown17 June 2015 at 13:04

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... kwakwakwakwakikikiki..... chai! I will say it again that if English na guy, he is a cheat but if na woman, na confirm olosho... Oyibo do me strong thing.

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  47. calabar chick17 June 2015 at 13:06

    Warridis??? *straightface*

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  48. princesslious17 June 2015 at 13:07

    i hereby employed u to come chase thief commot for my office,dont worri about ur certification.

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  49. Unknown17 June 2015 at 13:07

    Hehe

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  50. Ultra freshgal17 June 2015 at 13:08

    Boring!!!!

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  51. Eka Joy17 June 2015 at 13:08

    I feel so sad for him. Hope he got d job. After all u dont have to be able to speak English to be a security guard.

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  52. Temi17 June 2015 at 13:10

    buahahahhahahahhahahhahha

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  53. Pisces17 June 2015 at 13:13

    Is this a joke?

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  54. Joy C17 June 2015 at 13:15

    Hmm! Okon worker grant. Hahahahaha

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  55. Unknown17 June 2015 at 13:20

    CHINEKE!!!!...kwakwakwakwakikikikikikik...this one pas me ooo lol@ tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and III.jisosu nara ekwensu ike...all is well my dear okon



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  56. Unknown17 June 2015 at 13:21

    CHINEKE!!!!...kwakwakwakwakikikikikikik...this one pas me ooo lol@ tell you I am one of that job experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and III.jisosu nara ekwensu ike...all is well my dear okon



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  57. cherrie17 June 2015 at 13:22

    couldn't even go half way, oh my daysss!!!

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  58. Breanna Blogs Life17 June 2015 at 13:23

    So he can actually spell wife when he spelt it as "wafe" before.. Lol ok

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  59. cherrie17 June 2015 at 13:25

    couldn't even go half way, oh my daysss!!!

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  60. Anonymous17 June 2015 at 13:25

    I don't have photocopy of certificate because photocopy machine in Niger delta can mistake spelling Chineke God! I have never laughed and chuckled and the same time. Abeg make una help me tell this writer that I don't have strength for laughing biko nu ogini bu ihea! Chi Austin.

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  61. Unknown17 June 2015 at 13:28

    Kwakwakwakkwakwa...... ROTL

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  62. Unknown17 June 2015 at 14:03

    Eyes rolling

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  63. Unknown17 June 2015 at 14:03

    Eyes rolling

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  64. Precisexy17 June 2015 at 14:20

    Why didn't I find thiss funny?

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  65. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)17 June 2015 at 14:28

    seen

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  66. Precisexy17 June 2015 at 14:32

    Why didn't I find this funny?

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  67. Unknown17 June 2015 at 17:48

    I dnt care if it was cooked up... it got me cracking up real hard... a hilarious piece.

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  68. mimi j17 June 2015 at 19:55

    Mii too tho sme parts are funny but most of it were just stale

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