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Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Wednesday Laughs - Small BIG Fat Lie


LMAO!

 Ever been caught in a lie that was so glaring you wished the ground would open up and swallow you?


*Side eyes*

 I have been in a lie before and i turned it into a quarell to save face...lol




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75 comments:

  1. Miss Ess6 May 2015 at 12:03

    The man was fooling around hahahahaha

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  2. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 12:03

    Chai! Some people can lie!

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  3. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:04

    *yawns*

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  4. jbaby6 May 2015 at 12:05

    Hahaha, I hate tell lies oh, cos u wud know am telling one, to be on the safe side I just about u.

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  5. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:05

    Seeeeee forming, MayWeather in May at LasVegas
    Hahahahahahahahaha
    Auntie Stella you are simply a case, turning lie to fight to save your face...still lol
    NOTE to ALL:
    Liars are liable to die young ! ! !

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  6. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 12:05

    He's in the spirit.

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  7. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:05

    Criously busted!!!

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  8. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:06

    Hahahaha Stella it has happened to everyone here nah! If u deny it then OYO be ur name lol

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  9. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:06

    *Side Eye to All the Liars in the House*

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  10. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:07

    angel blaze please help.. i dont mind if it a loan i will pay back.. no job, no food, no where to sleep.. someone please help me... pleaseeeeeee i am so hungry have not had anything to eat since morning

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    1. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 15:02

      No one will help you ok??? You no get food?? No money??? But you can subscribe on your phone???
      Solution - go sell your phone so that you can use the money to eat ok??? Oloshi ,,, ole ,, lazy brat. You want to turn stella blog into your ATM Abi??? Mtschew ,,,,

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    2. LOVELACE6 May 2015 at 16:22

      Why don't you send in your plea to Stella. Why behave in such irresponsible manner before this blog are you not surviving.

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  11. Ladybird banks.birdlover6 May 2015 at 12:08

    Forming gone bad.
    ...kikikikik

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  12. Chigo6 May 2015 at 12:08

    Stella, ar u just seeing it?Lol! I guess d guy did it just for d fun.

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  13. I Love My Rhapsody6 May 2015 at 12:10

    That mans post eh! wondering why he decided to lie about his location like that...Some People and make believe just to feel on top...Na wa!!

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    1. Teacher7 May 2015 at 05:30

      After feeling on top they will finally come down from the lie to face reality

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  14. Thelma's cake world6 May 2015 at 12:10

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Bloody liar....lolzzzzzzzzz
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  15. Bleble6 May 2015 at 12:12

    Korokoro lie

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  16. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:14

    Lol
    Several times sef
    esp with bea

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  17. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:19

    Lool

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  18. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:20

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
    .
    Lmaoooo.... See catching abeg...
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  19. Patt Eyaba6 May 2015 at 12:22

    Abj swag

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    1. Teacher7 May 2015 at 05:31

      Swag back @you
      Oya chop knuckle*shines teeth*

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  20. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:24

    Buhahahahahahaha.... He/she might be clowning

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  21. ARIANNA6 May 2015 at 12:25

    Lol. Wonder how the guy will sweat

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  22. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)6 May 2015 at 12:26

    Lmaooo
    I have also been in one,my friend was like "hey babe,thought you said it was this,how come that,and I was like me? When?I ddnt utter such.she was even looking me one kind eye,I wan die,I didn't even talk much that day again.
    You know that kind lie u go lie,u sef no go remember the lie when being interrogated,u sef go lie upto that previous lie..choi! Lies upon lies

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  23. Ice Queen6 May 2015 at 12:27

    No I don't lie

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  24. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 12:28

    When i was in junior secondary, i travelled to school in a private car,that had problems and we ended up spending 3 days on the road. I got to school late at night and when my seniors asked me, i said i travelled by air only for my matron to come the next morning and was asking me openly what happened to our car. I answered her in hushed tones and a senior heard us and later asked me "I thought you said you came with flight?" I said yes that the plane spoilt and we had to wait for them to fix it. Lies and embarrassment be killing people since 1900 lolz

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    1. Teacher7 May 2015 at 05:33

      Roars with lafta
      Chai, all those fabu students will blow that time
      My uncle has stadium
      My Aunty is related to the president wife (weda na true we no no)
      Etc etc

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  25. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:29

    Hahahaha! Busted!

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  26. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:30

    Las Vegas in Nigeria,Lmaoooo

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  27. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:30

    Lmao if it makes him sleep better at night, why not?

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    1. Teacher7 May 2015 at 05:33

      Then that sleep get as e bi and na fake

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  28. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:37

    Hahahahahahah@turned it into a quarell.

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  29. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 12:40

    Stella this your time dey too fast biko, lol @ turned it into a quarrel. And Stella I don't know how to be commenting using my ID,no cursing and help mua out.

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  30. Unknown6 May 2015 at 12:41

    Saw dis on IG, I no fit laff. D next time pple wana tell dis kinda lie they should remember to turn off their location.

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  31. Quiksilver6 May 2015 at 12:44

    Yes, I have been caught.
    I can remember this particular day, I boarded a keke, greeted the guy inside and sat down.
    Next thing, he wanted to start a conversation, and Yours Truly wasn't in the mood, So I brought my phone and made to answer a fake call.
    About 30 seconds into the fake call, my phone rang out loud; Only for the dude to look at me and say: "As you fine so, see as you fall hand"
    I just kept quiet, stopped the driver, paid and alighted. I hadn't even gotten to my destination.

    I could hear the dude laugh as the Keke zoomed off.

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    1. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 14:20

      Lolz. Next time you put your phone on silent before making such 'calls'

      Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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    2. Glam 2476 May 2015 at 15:47

      Oh my days! Hahahahahaha. Me sef follow the guy laugh u,Lmao.

      This cracked me up like seriously,lol.

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    3. The General's Wife6 May 2015 at 16:37

      No be today Ur craze start
      hahahhahahahahahahahahaha

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  32. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 12:48

    Jayem d jayhoe! #typical.

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  33. CID6 May 2015 at 12:49

    Stells y wl u lie @ all? Me I dnt lie sha

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  34. Chinyelu Okenyeka6 May 2015 at 12:57

    Lwkmd

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  35. Ada Mazi6 May 2015 at 13:02

    Red handed!

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  36. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 13:03

    Jayem d jayhoe..#typical

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  37. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 13:04

    Jayem d jayhoe! #typical.

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  38. Unknown6 May 2015 at 13:11

    I've lied too. Can't remember if it was a big deal after but my conscience prick me die.

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    1. Aunty gwegzzz....6 May 2015 at 14:38

      So d last time u lied was when u where small,sotey u no fit remember d consequence? Yimu!

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  39. Cynthia Iyede6 May 2015 at 13:17

    Hahahahahha Opari. Your voice will be the loudest I guess *side eyes at you Stella*

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  40. SDK Babe6 May 2015 at 13:22

    Lmao, some people should fear God o.

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  41. CUPID6 May 2015 at 13:26

    Hehehe! Happened to me before, turned to argument to save face too.. Lies always gives birth to lies.. So it s better to minimize the lies..

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  42. Sabongida Ora cutest6 May 2015 at 13:27

    I don't think I've been in a web of lie so glaring,
    I'm too calculated and analytical to be caught, if at all I'm to lie.

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  43. soul6 May 2015 at 13:29

    It is a joke Stella. Where is your sense of humour?

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    1. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 13:58

      Did she tell you she's looking for it? Sabinus

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  44. David Iyke6 May 2015 at 13:31

    This is an expensive lie oooo!!!!!!!

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  45. David Iyke6 May 2015 at 13:31

    This is an expensive lie oooo!!!!!!!

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  46. Unknown6 May 2015 at 13:32

    Hahahahaha
    The guy is not smart at all.
    See serious falling hand.

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  47. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 13:33

    I think he was jst joking ooo

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  48. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 13:40

    Jayem kinda lie lmao

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  49. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 13:41

    LMAO, no be ony Las Vegas...kikikikikikiki

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  50. Madewithpassion6 May 2015 at 13:42

    Stella you are so hilarious aswear! So u turned it to quarrel abi? Good one.

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  51. Belle S6 May 2015 at 13:43

    Me too. When I told my boss(who was eyeing me) that i've flown flown owerri to Port-harcourt. Come and see silence....

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  52. cherrie6 May 2015 at 13:43

    I also lied to my friend about watching thee match on TV immediately he said that the match was only showing on dstv explorer and dstv premium, both of which I don't hv at home! I felt slightly embarrassed, omo I turn am to laugh oh

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  53. cherrie6 May 2015 at 13:45

    I also lied to my friend about watching thee match on TV immediately he said that the match was only showing on dstv explorer and dstv premium, both of which I don't hv at home! I felt slightly embarrassed, omo I turn am to laugh oh

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  54. Justyswt6 May 2015 at 13:46

    Na today? We Nigerians that can lie for Africa.

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  55. Pink Bananas6 May 2015 at 13:47

    Looool!

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  56. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 14:38

    lol. so funny.

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  57. Unknown6 May 2015 at 14:59

    LMAO! Well done Stella,You sure turn it into a good conversation. Lieing is not my thing cos I can't stand liars

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  58. MsTee6 May 2015 at 15:26

    My boo left his phone with me, i tried snooping, entered a wrong password, tried again and decided to abort d mission. He came back to the room took his phone, and said "baby did you check my phone" i denied with a very strong face, even turn am to quarell sef. Next thing he showed me my pic on d phone. Na hin i come agree say i be snooper o. Apparently, he has an app that takes a pic of anybody that enters a wrong pasword on the phone. Shame no gree catch me for lying that i didn't snoop.

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    1. Anonymous6 May 2015 at 21:19

      Hahahahaha! Abeg make my horseband no hear abt that app. I can just imagine ur snoopy curious passport of a picture in his fine.

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    2. Unknown6 May 2015 at 21:41

      Lmao!

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  59. Olaide Davies.7 May 2015 at 01:03

    I "yinmu" behind my pastor today and he saw me from the side mirror. I almost collapsed when he asked me why i did it. Had to lie that i was doing it for the okada man and he said there is no okada man here ,later apologized . Regretted doing it may God forgive me.

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