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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Tuesday LMAO!


Hey guys....I dey hail oh!





heheheheheehehhehehehehehehehe Oya defend yasefs!





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138 comments:

  1. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:16

    Ewo! I hold my head! Lmao.

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    1. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:44

      Lol! Just let me entet, i won't move. Shege.

      Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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    2. Unknown19 May 2015 at 15:25

      Hehehehe! The things conji can make one say & do. No be here o!

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    3. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 15:28

      Epic! This guy deserves a Grammy, Nobel, AmVCA, Oscar and all the notable awards

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    4. my opinion19 May 2015 at 15:56

      Lmao

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    5. CharisMAtic DIVA19 May 2015 at 16:47

      Kwakwakwakwaaaa

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    6. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 21:50

      My ex na expert oo.. doin our breakup oo na so ee happen

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    7. Nmasinachi20 May 2015 at 01:53

      Lmao...

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  2. ANGELRAY4SDK19 May 2015 at 13:19

    Stella no spoil me oooh, I no know wetin dey sweet men once dem enter inner chamber.

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    1. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 15:14

      Sex talk always too funny...that's how hubby and I were in the car yesterday, I was driving, na so one guy just come from nowhere enter my front with speed while I was trying to take the slip road off the motorway, don't know when I shouted ' wow, sharp guy, na front una dey take enter abi???' All of a sudden I just said 'ha u no resemble Mr (hubby) na back those ones dey take enter' ...(my hubby likes entering from the back, Infact 95% of the time)
      See as my hubby just burst with laughter, laughed til we got home o, I now reminded him how he used to be so scared of coming in from the front cos it makes him release on time.
      Long story short, see bad ass sex my bobo gave me wen we got home just to prove he can do badt from the front, hang both legs on his neck and dint stop pounding till I was screaming...
      Night time reach to sleep na so the guy start again o, that sebi me I was abusing him cos I was calling him 'centre back' till he finished watching Chelsea match yesterday...lol

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    2. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 16:17

      Happy wife happy home

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    3. Yvy19 May 2015 at 17:14

      Lol.

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    4. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 18:12

      U better be talking about doggy and not anal sex....ewww nasty.

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    5. Irene Bernards20 May 2015 at 00:11

      Chei
      Una go kill me o
      Oga no dey na
      Anon 15.14,o gini kwanụ?

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    6. Anonymous20 May 2015 at 04:29

      Wow. I only like doggy. Doggy all d way. Greet oga for me o, nNe. Lol. Seriously. I love doggy now I av to chat dirty with my boyfriend who is sleeping jere in Naija. Ms dele

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  3. Thelma's cake world19 May 2015 at 13:20

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    LMAO!!!!
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  4. Thelma's cake world19 May 2015 at 13:20

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    LMAO!!!!
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  5. Divinity19 May 2015 at 13:20

    Hhahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahahhaha lmao! Dis one don pass mi ooo which kin enter I won't move. How e go be ? Hhhahhahahhhahhhhhha

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  6. Husayn19 May 2015 at 13:20

    Lol, let the experts make clarifications

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    1. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)19 May 2015 at 15:41

      If any guy tells u he hasn't said any stupid tin b4 wen he's tryin to convince a lady to let hit it,den he's a stupid liar,well,unless he's a bolo...some ladies wanto do but dey'l intentionally let u exhaust every sensible tin in ur brain n start yarning dust b4 dey give it up.ladies can be wicked atimes

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    2. Empress Moi2419 May 2015 at 17:45

      Konji na bastard. @bb if u give dem easy dem go quick forget d experience na

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  7. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:21

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Very funny....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  8. Mummy sinach19 May 2015 at 13:21

    Eheh na so... Guys with their tricks. Lol. Stells I love u#. Abeg where is efe kelvin.

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  9. Ice Queen19 May 2015 at 13:21

    Olosho broke ass guyz are examples

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  10. juicyinn19 May 2015 at 13:22

    Umuwoke no kill us

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  11. BLOGLORD (MVBM)19 May 2015 at 13:22

    Hahhhahhahahahahaha

    Na wa!

    Sex talk everywhere.
    The sex sef, overrated!
    E de taya person jor
    Rme

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  12. Lilian Fc Barcelona19 May 2015 at 13:22

    Enter where and won't move to where?Mtcheeeeew, Rubbish.

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    1. ChyAdaJesus19 May 2015 at 15:00

      Lmao @i wouldn't move,

      Bwahahahahahahaha....

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  13. Irene Bernards19 May 2015 at 13:24

    Hehehehehe.
    I will try it today,let me see if it's possible

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  14. radiant D19 May 2015 at 13:24

    Hahaha they will not come forward to admit it now.

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  15. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!19 May 2015 at 13:24

    Rubbish nonsense men everywhere....
    Dey will even tell you to allow Dem put it once and remove it....
    Or dey will tell you dey won't release inside....

    Bastard oloriburuku men sharing HIV AIDS everyday!!!!!

    I pity mumu women oooo



    Smtcheeeeerwwww!!!

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    1. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 21:34

      Why are you so sad?

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    2. Irene Bernards20 May 2015 at 00:13

      Lol @put once n remove. Who will allow you remove?
      You must be there till your water breaks#inAkesvoice

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    3. Anonymous20 May 2015 at 00:57

      Why do you use such vulgar words? What is wrong with you? Every post you make, one cannot go without some curse words. Is life that bad for you? Are you always angry? You need to see a therapist lady, you are dangerous to yourself.

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    4. Anonymous20 May 2015 at 03:11

      @Okija wife,u are so correct about "i won't release inside".i de do am well well.How u go remove am when u are about release,na dat time d thing dey swit pass.But I always make sure sey d girl dey clean ie she no carry any std.

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  16. QUEERNAIJA19 May 2015 at 13:25

    Hahahahahaha, funny things konji make men do. How can u enter inside and not move? That story is for small children sha

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  17. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:25

    lmao
    saw this pic yesterday
    was driving!!!
    good thang i didnt have an accident o
    my outburst of laughter shocked me
    tooooo damnnnnnnn funnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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  18. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:26

    Fuck come dey hungry me now.

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  19. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:27

    My husband will say can I just pour . Hahahahaha

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  20. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:28

    Lol.

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  21. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:29

    Ewooooo

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  22. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:29

    HahahahahahahahHa HahahahahahahahHa odikwaegwu o!

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  23. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:29

    Hahaha, I can't stop laughing out loud. This is so true.

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  24. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:29

    Hahaha, I can't stop laughing out loud. This is so true.

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  25. NUVI HONEY19 May 2015 at 13:30

    *smh* LOL.

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  26. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:31

    Lolxx am just going to read comment

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  27. Miss Ess19 May 2015 at 13:31

    Hahahaha....some would say let me just come

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  28. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:32

    LMAO
    New one indeed

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  29. abby olayinka19 May 2015 at 13:32

    Lmao

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    1. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 17:33

      My hubby will say can I just see it?
      Next is plzz let me just smell it and once his face comes close to it fiiaam na head be dat. Choi my hubby can give head for Africa!

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    2. Unknown20 May 2015 at 10:20

      I love Heads

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  30. Ma Fla19 May 2015 at 13:33

    Lmaooo!!! Mrs Kork, I dey hail u back.

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  31. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)19 May 2015 at 13:33

    "Can I put d tip?"...... "lemme just put it in n we'l just be gisting till we sleep off,I won't move" *raises hand* GUILTY

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    1. Unknown19 May 2015 at 14:39

      Hahahaha... all of wuna no wuna sef

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    2. Sabongida Ora cutest19 May 2015 at 14:42

      Knew you'll be guilty
      *tongue out*
      Ur blog I.d gives me a false impression that u ve a curved dick...'
      Don't mind me oo, I'm just been naughty!!!

      Ewo sabo just did what her morning devotion said she shouldn't do.
      James 1:21, avoid filty talks and naughtiness.
      Lord I'm sorry.

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    3. CharisMAtic DIVA19 May 2015 at 17:04

      Hahaha... bitchplis, u say?? Lol

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    4. Unknown20 May 2015 at 10:21

      Lol

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  32. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:34

    i will not enter i just want to see the face,Lmaoooo

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  33. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:35

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA..Lemme enter i won't move???..Hahahahahaha..That is a new one..hahahahaha..

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  34. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:35

    Hahahahhahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaa I wont move! #dead# hahahaaahaaaaa

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  35. C'est moi19 May 2015 at 13:36

    Lol
    Lol
    Lol
    Lol
    Hehehehehe. . . Laff no gree me Laff o! This is just crazy!
    Nothin Wey person no go hear for this world so!

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  36. Chidinma Grace19 May 2015 at 13:37

    Hahahahahahhahahahhahhaa..., I can't stop laughing. guys can be very funny.

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  37. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:37

    Ewooooooo, that is me ooooooooo.......... Iggy Azaela

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  38. google19 May 2015 at 13:38

    Lol... The guy is really funny

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  39. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:38

    Lmfao... this type of Konji only comes in a leap year

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  40. Tannie19 May 2015 at 13:40

    Lmao

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  41. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:40

    Very True!!!! #HidesFace
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    .NOTE: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

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  42. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:43

    Lmao.

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  43. calabar chick19 May 2015 at 13:44

    Hahahahhaahaahahahah!
    Saw this somwhr, I laughed so hard...

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  44. Chigo19 May 2015 at 13:44

    Hahahahaha Lol!

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  45. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:44

    Lmao

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  46. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:44

    Ewu then how would u come out without moving too. Lol

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  47. Nora Nelson19 May 2015 at 13:45

    Hahahahahaha..dem dey sabi humble for kpekus business ooooo..na that time the mumuness of a man dey show..LWKMD

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    1. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 14:52

      Babes am telling u.deir humility fo Kpekys us out of dis world.

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    2. Princess Scheherazade19 May 2015 at 14:55

      Word!!!

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  48. Etsako Girl19 May 2015 at 13:45

    Guys please defend yaselfs ooooo hahahahahahaha...

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  49. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:46

    hahaha, I don talk, make I do small, then I go commot :)

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  50. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:47

    Oya o Efe Kelvin,Danny Fisiye which line una dey use?

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  51. nikky sugar19 May 2015 at 13:47

    You won't move?! Really? LMAO!

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  52. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:48

    Na parade? Attention....no marching LWKMD.

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  53. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:50

    Lols

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  54. Mz Billy19 May 2015 at 13:53

    Hahahahahhah. Abeg ooo I no fit shout. Dis is speaking in tongues. So he won't move he just wan enter and remain dia. Lmao

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  55. Unknown19 May 2015 at 13:54

    Hahaha

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  56. Money makes you fuck lots of women without stress19 May 2015 at 13:56

    Every sexual active guy has done this, especially when faced in a situation where they dont understand if the girl really wants it or just forming.


    This is what happens when you try to convince a girl you love her in order to sleep with her.


    But when you pay for the commodity, there would be no need to struggle; everybody would know their role.

    NB: there are different forms of payments..... frm outrightly negotiating on sex to the very expensive international trips to i-phone 6, house rent etc........ any money spent is payment



    I hope this is clear.

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    1. Jeni_zee 19 May 2015 at 14:24

      Receive Christ!! In Jesus name

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    2. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 14:27

      Hmmmmm.... Dear hubby, well done. You honestly think I would t know it's you Abi? So after all the discussion we had on Sunday you still feel you are right? You can back from your outing and removed your boxer and I asked you why but you lied to me. I know you slept with another woman which is why guilty conscience has been catching you since. You even sneaked into bed last night . I will keep watching you but don't forget two can play the game!

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    3. Unknown19 May 2015 at 14:38

      Receive sense IJN

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  57. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 13:56

    Different line for different men o..anytime my hubby wants sex,na serious house work he dey do o..he'll sweep d already swept house,wash clothes,make d bed,bathe,spray correct air freshner for d room,then he go call me say..baby come first lemme ask u something..(He no get wetin wan ask o)..I go just understand give am wetin he want..when we finish,he'll say wow men it was worth it..we've been married for 9 years now with kids..he still does d same thing..abeg make una help me hail my oga..

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    1. Unknown19 May 2015 at 14:36

      I dey hail ur Oga oooooo! U marry beta man

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    2. ChyAdaJesus19 May 2015 at 15:03

      Bwahahahahahahaha..

      Oga BV I dey hail oooo

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    3. CharisMAtic DIVA19 May 2015 at 16:55

      Lol lolzz ... I follow hail him oo

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    4. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 17:40

      That is boring-same line all the time...not spontaneous.

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    5. Kiks20 May 2015 at 12:51

      Anon u just jealous. I hail u BV oga.

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  58. Adaoluchi19 May 2015 at 13:58

    LMAO! so true.Let me enter,i wont release inside....

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  59. The General's Wife19 May 2015 at 13:59

    Hahahahaha
    Dis just blew me away!

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  60. Sparrow19 May 2015 at 13:59

    OMG!!!

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  61. Unknown19 May 2015 at 14:05

    Hahahahahahahahaha
    I won't move ke?
    Laff has killed me ooo

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  62. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 14:06

    Hahha, i wont move, just kam tinye, all these stingy girl friends

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  63. Unknown19 May 2015 at 14:07

    Hahahahahahahaha !!!

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  64. Viva la Diva19 May 2015 at 14:08

    Hahahahahah

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  65. VIOLET19 May 2015 at 14:09

    I won't go in
    I'll just stay at the 'entrance'...

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  66. Lily Af.DT®19 May 2015 at 14:11

    Hahaaaaaahaaaaaa

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  67. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 14:11

    Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha omg. Girls be careful oh nah so my ex-bf take disvirgin me oh. I cried my eyes out that day cos the pain was very sharp.

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  68. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady19 May 2015 at 14:39

    no b only "just lemme enter, I won't move', u can also say "just lemme log in, I wnt browse". LMao.... D penis shaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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  69. Calabar Gal19 May 2015 at 14:40

    ~Hahhahahahahhahahahahah!!! I heard another one the other day. A mum warning her daughter: "When he says let me put in only the head, dont listen to him oh!! E no get shoulder d entire body/thing go enter fiam..." LOL!!

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  70. Oluwaseun Akinbola19 May 2015 at 14:44

    Lolzzzzzzzzzz. Crazy

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  71. Rabstar19 May 2015 at 14:47

    Laugh wan kill me die,you wan enter but you wont move. If I hear,abeg pack well

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  72. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 14:54

    i am dat kind of person oooh. LOL. den he will be like pls let me jst thrust on ur laps. LOL. Oriegwu

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  73. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 14:55

    i am dat kind of person oooh. LOL. den he will be like pls let me jst thrust on ur laps. LOL. Oriegwu

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  74. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady19 May 2015 at 14:56

    @Anon 13:56... Just smiling @ ur narrative of how ur Oga initiates sex. He must b a very jovial person. Chai @Bitchplis: u no go kill me wt lafta. Hahahahaha. My belle o.

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  75. Unknown19 May 2015 at 15:04

    Guys can do anything to have u but once they do , u loose ur respect.

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  76. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 15:11

    Stella, have u heard just sit on it and stand up?

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  77. nsima@shoesinbulk.com19 May 2015 at 15:30

    Some guys heee.....

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  78. Calabar Gal19 May 2015 at 15:43

    Madam "Centre Back" - I dey hail oh!! LOL!!

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  79. Yori Yori Princess19 May 2015 at 15:49

    Na so men be ooo. Just small, make it relax small, it wont move. the man will just be begging.

    funny words from men wey conji hold.

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  80. Unknown19 May 2015 at 17:21

    Just let me feel it small.U are so sweet

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  81. Cheeomaah19 May 2015 at 19:10

    Hahahahahahahaha... Conji men no dey get shame. With their funny faces

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  82. miss cute19 May 2015 at 19:25

    Stella dimoko is just the best. I had a lot to laugh at.

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  83. Unknown19 May 2015 at 20:07

    Hehehehe,that no dey possible o!

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  84. Unknown19 May 2015 at 20:14

    Lolz, so true. Once my DH starts to dey plan my future with me, then sex go follow.

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  85. Itmowo19 May 2015 at 20:22

    Double Lmao......Stella you won't kill me o

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  86. Unknown19 May 2015 at 21:13

    Lmao.......anonymous 13:56 I hail ur oga oooo, he b correct man...kudos to him

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  87. Anonymous20 May 2015 at 08:19

    Let me just touch it abeg i wount fuck it!! all na lie, which tohtoh a go touch my horny finger wey no go beg to me to put am well well?
    Abeg opennnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

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  88. Unknown20 May 2015 at 09:35

    Hahahaahahahaha right now I dey help DH to feel shy!!! LMFAO... Men and Conji!!!

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  89. Anonymous20 May 2015 at 09:43

    Pls let me just do only 1,2,3 and I will remove it. If d girl is new to sex u'll start telling stories convincing her dat u can't make d mistake of getting her preggy, u will start cursing out other guys dat gets ladies preggy, calling dem stupid and careless. Lol, even Girls too, una no dey beg person 4 head wen horny? Dey be like ' pls suck me na, I want to cum' and most of der honey pot ain't worth giving head.

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  90. Bleble20 May 2015 at 13:07

    Wetin pson no go hear,hw ll he even enter nd not move?men can say rubbish tins if dey re in d mood o

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