Lol this reminds me of way back o. Before I got hitched I was dating one guy like that. Over righteousness dey too worry am. I didn't even think it was that bad until one day, I was the one driving on the A406, we were returning from a function. Na so the car start to jerk, I don't know what happened it just stopped. Imagine being stuck on the highway and at that time I hadn't registered with AA breakdown cover. So we came down and started looking through the engine to see what could be wrong. Checked water checked oil and everything. In my mind I was happy I wasn't alone, at least a man was present. After about half an hour with no luck, I just heard this guy muttering, I thot he was even frustrated and perhaps was complaining beneath his breath, only for me to discover that he was speaking in tongues with one hand on the engine. And intermittently he would ask me to try on the ignition, as if to say his prayers will make it start. That was when I knew we were really stuck. Like seriously? Praying ontop engine malfunction? Shuoooo....I believe in God o, but there are certain things we shouldn't bother God about, where common practical sense is required. I couldn't talk that night until later, and the idiot sef laughed about it. Na him type dey pray ontop woman something before having sex with her. Oversabi sabi. Lol Mumu boy
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said.. . I wan laugh but the heat wey dey scatter my body nw no wan put me for that mode...... Since two days nw total blackout..... . . ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
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Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteNot funny!
DeletePeople be using the name of God anyhow.
ReplyDeleteLet God turn water to fuel, wishful thinking lol.
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Na so i tell my pastor to turn water to fuel ooo. just to know say the thing bad. na small thing remain make i tell am to become magician.
ReplyDeleteLol, Nigerians are humorous people.
ReplyDeleteJesus turned water 💧 into wine 🍷 not fuel. Today worse pass yesterday for Lagos. Dis ain't funny @all.
ReplyDeleteOdikwa very serious o!
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThe way their generator engine go knock ehn, then they will realise God ain't a magician
ReplyDeleteLol this reminds me of way back o. Before I got hitched I was dating one guy like that. Over righteousness dey too worry am. I didn't even think it was that bad until one day, I was the one driving on the A406, we were returning from a function. Na so the car start to jerk, I don't know what happened it just stopped. Imagine being stuck on the highway and at that time I hadn't registered with AA breakdown cover. So we came down and started looking through the engine to see what could be wrong. Checked water checked oil and everything.
DeleteIn my mind I was happy I wasn't alone, at least a man was present. After about half an hour with no luck, I just heard this guy muttering, I thot he was even frustrated and perhaps was complaining beneath his breath, only for me to discover that he was speaking in tongues with one hand on the engine. And intermittently he would ask me to try on the ignition, as if to say his prayers will make it start. That was when I knew we were really stuck. Like seriously? Praying ontop engine malfunction? Shuoooo....I believe in God o, but there are certain things we shouldn't bother God about, where common practical sense is required.
I couldn't talk that night until later, and the idiot sef laughed about it. Na him type dey pray ontop woman something before having sex with her. Oversabi sabi. Lol Mumu boy
Loool. They've called off strike.. Things will get better in a few days
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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I wan laugh but the heat wey dey scatter my body nw no wan put me for that mode...... Since two days nw total blackout.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Thought you were in Jupiter?
DeleteFuel finish for the space craft so e don port to earth
DeleteHahahahaha!!!
DeleteYa
ReplyDeletePlease if it turns to fuel Holla mii let mii bring my kegs too
ReplyDeleteLmao,well hopefully it'll be a thing of the past soon.
ReplyDeleteI follow you laugh. The situation is that bad. Men in uniform are no making matters worse. It is well with our nation.
ReplyDeleteTHE ADVOCATE
Lmao
ReplyDeleteBTW brethren join me in praising the lord ol
For the first time in 2015 I am seeing light in my house in aluu- uniport.
Listening to rules of engagement and waiting for IHN
Were they trying to turn water to fuel or what?
ReplyDeleteIts not that bad ohhhh
ReplyDeleteThe strike have been called off
Hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteChoi, abeg if it happen holla at me.
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteMiracles do happen.
Yinmu
ReplyDeleteHe he he he he turning water to fuel things
ReplyDeleteChai! Funny pic.
ReplyDeleteLovely wedding gown I see up there...
ReplyDeleteTo the giver and vacancy poster tank you...
Eya! It is sure getting worse. The heat nor even gree bvs see road.
DeleteBwahaaaaa @tessbaby
DeleteRadiant D, just go for deliverance, cos I no sabi where you see wedding gown for this post
DeleteThis should be a joke abeg.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could laugh but this isn't funny anymore.
ReplyDeleteNigga I hail
ReplyDeleteoh no! i'm not a party to this, my God cannot be mocked>>>QED father forgive them! they dont know what they are doing.
ReplyDeleteoh no! i'm not a party to this, My god cannot be mocked!
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