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Thursday, May 21, 2015

Thursday LOL....


This is so true!






So,which one are you?I think i was a mixture of all before i found my feet....LMAO!

 People who buy Jamb forms always fill the first three...no course called family disgrace until you drop out..lol





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103 comments:

  1. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:04

    I'm none of the first three, but definitely not a disgrace. I love my job

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    1. MzAnon21 May 2015 at 13:13

      There should have been 'others' before disgrace to the family

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    2. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)21 May 2015 at 13:22

      Am none of the above and I won't force any of my child to do wetin dem no want...

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    3. BLOGLORD (MVBM)21 May 2015 at 13:43

      My course is not there.
      Pls extend the options to 5.
      Add amebo.
      That's where I belong.
      Thank u

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    4. amazed expectant mum21 May 2015 at 13:44

      I really appreciate d prayers of bv's during my trying times.....
      By Tuesday, I could feel my baby's leg in my vigina......
      After thoroughly checking, my doctor adviced dat d baby b brought out before I get infected.....
      I entered d labor room 6am and birth a 4month plus baby boy by 2pm......
      My planceta refused coming out but God was faithful cos d doctors tried and later brought it out by 4pm.....
      Though d baby came out breathing but didn't survive!!!
      Bless God with me cos some people died in dis process I went through.....
      Oh my God, you remain my father!!!!!! ***wipes a tear**

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    5. Mosiwomeka21 May 2015 at 13:50

      Lol @ Disgrace to the family.

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    6. Joy C21 May 2015 at 13:52

      None of the above, God forbid that I & mine become no 4 as long we live.

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    7. my opinion21 May 2015 at 14:06

      I am B!

      Yet to understand the hype...

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    8. Unknown21 May 2015 at 14:07

      Exactly!
      Nothing funny here.

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    9. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 14:23

      Lawyer

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    10. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 15:46

      Thank God @amazed expected mum,God wld do it for you

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    11. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 16:16

      Amazed expentant mother, It is well with you... God is indeed worthy of our praise. Thank Hod for life.

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    12. Unknown21 May 2015 at 16:22

      Amazed expectant mum, your story just weakened me. I love your resolve though. You are a strong woman

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    13. Hafiza King21 May 2015 at 16:42

      Expectant mum, I'm so sorry you went through all that. I hope you have a strong support system around you this trying period so you don't go into depression.
      The Lord is your strength.
      E hugs

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    14. NUVI HONEY21 May 2015 at 16:49

      Amazed Expectant mum thank God for life.
      Women go through a whole lot.

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    15. Oil money21 May 2015 at 17:38

      Amazed expectant mom, God will give you more strength. More babies will come, you are a strong woman.

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    16. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 19:18

      Amazed expectant mum, God will strengthen you, you will give birth to healthy kids ijn!!! Meanwhile I went through exactly same thing u describe but I have lovely kids today. If u want any information or advice, drop your email with stella, I will get in touch. XxxbarbieXxx

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    17. Unknown21 May 2015 at 19:42

      Love buildings and today am proud to be building Engr.

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    18. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 20:29

      I am sorry for your loss expectant mother. It's no surprise your child didn't survive after birth. At 4months i.e 17weeks it is unlikely he would survive the stress of labour and if somehow did it would have been a long battle with many complications associated with his prematurity(and one of those could have still killed your baby). Sorry for your loss

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    19. Unknown21 May 2015 at 20:43

      Amazed expectant mum,God is ur strenght. He ll do it for u very soon in Jesus name... amen

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    20. BLOGLORD (MVBM)21 May 2015 at 22:01

      Amazed mum,
      So sorry to hear.
      God will wipe your tears.
      Another will come
      It is well

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    21. I Hold my side21 May 2015 at 23:01

      Amazed expectant mother, i Love your positive spirit, it could have been worst, God knows best. E-hugs.

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    22. CharisMAtic DIVA22 May 2015 at 10:09

      Amazed expectant mum, sorry for ur loss, God will soon replace dis tears of sorrow with tears of joy .... He will give u double for your trouble
      Stay positive .

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    23. ChyAdaJesus22 May 2015 at 12:28

      Amazed expectant mum, may wipe yr tears and give u new reasons to smile again. It's well with u.

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  2. calabar chick21 May 2015 at 13:05

    Lol!

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    1. Timscexy21 May 2015 at 13:31

      No 4 got me rolling on da floor!
      But am not a disgrace to my family.

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    2. ADEDOLAPO 21 May 2015 at 14:26

      I used to like the second option.. . If I had gone to a University I'm sure I would have studied Law

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    3. Irene Bernards21 May 2015 at 17:50

      Miss Mae,no be you get Distinction?

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    4. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)21 May 2015 at 19:36

      Irene, maybe she attended a polythenic.

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    5. Unknown21 May 2015 at 19:43

      @ irene B polytechnics dont offer law... from miss mae's grade.... she went to a polytechnic; as universities only issue grade of first class.. second class upper and lower.
      @miss mae.. whatever ur choosen career is... truat me; I will excel in it.esp with ur good grade

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    6. Unknown21 May 2015 at 19:44

      U#

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  3. Bianca Bruno21 May 2015 at 13:05

    Am none of the above. And btw I don't find the pic funny. We have funnier ones to use na

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  4. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:05

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    Am seeing only doctor, the rest is a disgrace....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. orela21 May 2015 at 13:15

      Bwahahahaha.. According to Nigerian labour force

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    2. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:59

      Pharmacist! And extra proud! Anitym aniday

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  5. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:05

    Lol, accountant and proud!!My mum kept saying won't you read medicine?

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  6. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:06

    So many career options now

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    1. BLOG LEGEND loves Flavour N'abania√21 May 2015 at 14:04

      Stella you forgot to mention some like... Reverend Father
      Reverend Sister..
      Pastor and Priest!!
      Evangelist and Prophet!!
      These are all very profitable careers too lol

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  7. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:06

    Hahaha
    Parents want to be called mama/papa lawyer, doctor.
    Lol.

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  8. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:07

    I totaly disagree

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    1. Jeni_zee 21 May 2015 at 16:24

      Those ones no follow joor, am an estate surveyor nd valuer and I love my noble profession bcos real estate is the business!!

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    2. Unknown21 May 2015 at 19:45

      @jennyzee.... "noble" profession? Ok...

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  9. Kosi 21 May 2015 at 13:08

    *My face the entire time* picture to you stella bae!!

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  10. Yori Yori Princess21 May 2015 at 13:09

    Me wanted to be a lawyer but to come do literature in english na wahala for where i dey.

    all those short short phrase self and reading not interesting novels and textbooks puts me off. so i have to find my feet in other fields. It is very well with me

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  11. Nora Nelson21 May 2015 at 13:10

    So true o..I started as an engineering student..me when no sabi anything TD..by the time uniport lecturers deal with me,I advice myself to withdraw and go study wetin my brain fit carry..na so I write jamb again o,find myself for pure and applied mathematics..we were only 7 in that department and I did very well with extra year on top my head..I sha graduate but almost became a disgrace o..but I thank God for grace..uniport lecturers I hail una o..especially (Ikonwa) Ikobobo and Dr E.E David

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    1. Anu Funke21 May 2015 at 13:35

      Lmao @ with Xtra yr on top ur head

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 20:56

      Oluchi Iwuoha aka Mosi Jubelo aka Panache oge, ANSU 2004/2008, wad up! LMAO

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  12. NUVI HONEY21 May 2015 at 13:10

    Lol, i"m option D. Lol
    Yeye. Like those 3 are the Best careers.

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  13. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:11

    Stella nnem no be small something. I didn't fill any of d above for my first jamb for, but finally I became what I want and love to be. Lol@disgrace to the family.

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  14. danny fisiye21 May 2015 at 13:11

    true lmao










    #GODWIN™

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 14:27

      You are officially the dumbest person here. Even that jobless boy in Jupiter sounds a lil better than you. Spewing trash from your unbrushed teeth and signing off after that long space you create. Read your books dear boy and make something good out of your life. Most people here that you follow to read and reply posts actually are successful in their various fields, they come here to unwind but, you am very sure haven't even passed jamb and you still sleep on blogs? #advise yourself and borrow sense please #

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    2. Unknown21 May 2015 at 20:26

      Lmao! @. Unbrush teeth! Kai dis blog won't kill met

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    3. Anonymous22 May 2015 at 00:07

      @anon. I tire for d boy o! U must b really jobless to b able to comment on every post on every blog. You need a serious job. Pls go and learn a trade if skool no work for you.

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  15. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)21 May 2015 at 13:11

    None of them

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  16. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady21 May 2015 at 13:12

    I had always wanted t b a doctor; my chemistry teacher helped t kill my interest in chemistry n I kud not make even credit in it @ O'level n jamb. I ended up a mathematician though n I hv no regrets nt being a doctor. #lifegoeson

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    1. Nora Nelson21 May 2015 at 13:26

      dy/dx..your fellow mathematician greets you

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 15:00

      Are u sure? Just asking...

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  17. Miss Ess21 May 2015 at 13:15

    Do many other options to choose from now

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    1. orela21 May 2015 at 13:44

      There has always being options...but the such options in Nigeria end unblocking invite banking sector...imagine studying geology and being a banker....?geology is an option too or end up being a geography teacher that's if you are lucky...
      Or reading yoruba education and being the sales rep for gbogbonise....
      Nigeria actually mademoiselle other options seem like a disgrace which shouldn't be

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    2. orela21 May 2015 at 23:02

      What in earth did I conjure..abeg no strength to correct the typos

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  18. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 13:18

    I am the third, always wanted to be an Engineer like my dad. Parents super proud. Undergraduate, master's and Phd all Engineering.

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  19. Bella21 May 2015 at 13:18

    Lol.none for me

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  20. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 13:19

    Grace to my family.

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  21. ANGELRAY4SDK21 May 2015 at 13:20

    Am non of the above....

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  22. young FOREVER21 May 2015 at 13:20

    African or shld I say nigerian mentality?

    I feel its just the name and fame but wen ut comes to bank acct,these three don't count

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  23. ANGELRAY4SDK21 May 2015 at 13:21

    Stella what happened to doctor's section, plz bring it back.

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  24. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 13:32

    I will not come and go and kill myself for maths oh. I read what my head carried. There was this relation of mine her parents wanted her to become a doctor cos her 2cousins are one. She read medicine for 3years for one state university and entered federal university and didn't pass first MB and change to another science course and yet she was not able to meet up and she ended up in management. She spent more than twelve years reading different courses; some she started and didn't finish, some she finished but didn't read first year. Na her matter tire everyone for their family oh. Chi Austin.

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  25. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:32

    Lmao

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  26. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:35

    my brother wanted to read medicine nd surgery bt wrote jamb like 4times no success till he went for industrial chemistry and its still pains my mum till today dat her son didnt read medicine

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  27. Omowunmi21 May 2015 at 13:40

    I'm a lawyer o... but not enjoying it...exiting soon to more exciting things...so help me God...

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    1. Unknown21 May 2015 at 20:00

      One cant enjoy it with d pay esp if u are practising.. just d nobility and prestige associated with it..

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  28. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:43

    You forgot to add "banker" to the list... Lmao

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  29. jinn21 May 2015 at 13:44

    Engineer still searching for job

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  30. Unknown21 May 2015 at 13:45

    I loved number 1, but biology was my worst subject! One of my fatansy is to marry a doctor. Lolz... I've always wanted to be number 3, because it was easier for me been that mathematics was my best and of course the prefix to my name (Engr. Ify) but then when the desirable is unavailable, the available becomes the desirable. At the end I became none of the above! Nonetheless, I like the course I studied because it was close to mathematics! *winkz*

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  34. Daralohi21 May 2015 at 13:50

    I am not a disgrace,my dad wanted me to be a doctor and mom wanted me to be a lawyer,but I chose banking and finance and am a genius in my field.

    Mz indomie says so.

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  35. Temi21 May 2015 at 13:50

    Lmao
    I remember how my dad persuaded me to study law I refused I chose English Instead , He was very angry.
    He kept asking me if I don'tunderstand English. lol

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  36. Miss Blackie21 May 2015 at 13:53

    Rotfl. OMG! Its so true. Lmao

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  37. Mosiwomeka21 May 2015 at 13:57

    Lol @ Disgrace to the family,

    Me ayam a proud Industrial Chemist o. Chemistry hard sha.

    Plus a Masters in Public Administration.

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 20:37

      My fellow Cation! Hope you are reacting.... anyi na enye nsogbu!






      Nwunye Okeke

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  38. Picture (G Wagon)21 May 2015 at 14:04

    I AM A PROUD/PEACEFUL HISTORIAN

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  39. Cynthia Iyede21 May 2015 at 14:05

    None of the above jare but those days, mums love being called "Iya doctor or Nne doctor" and neighbours who heard such won't stop pressuring their kids to be a doctor or a nurse.

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  40. cyndi-cutie21 May 2015 at 14:10

    naso naija dey..if u no do any professional course oyo is ur case..bt evn ppl wey do am stl det search for job..d most important thing na ur prayer,mony and conection u go gt job shapaly

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  41. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 14:11

    Pls help aw do I get a blog ID

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  42. Babyface Assassin21 May 2015 at 14:16

    I'm none of the above.

    I wanted to read Int'l Rel, but my father would have none of it.

    So he travelled down to my school (which I didn't apply to),bought the supplementary form, and filled in accounting for me!

    That's how I found myself in the department of Anyigbo, Lambatz(R.I.P), Agubata, Pally(phuckaholic) & Co.

    In the end I'm not practising what I studied.

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    1. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 15:36

      ASUTECH Uli.

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    2. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 20:40

      Choii ANSU tinz! Oriegwu!! Amaka shebi na you? Onwero ighotago



      Munwa sokwa

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  43. Unknown21 May 2015 at 14:40

    I had always wanted to be a lawyer but I never did literature in sch cus I so hate the subject.. lots of phrase, prose et al.
    Dad wanted me to be a doctor instead but I ended up as an engineer....but now I envy lawyer when I see one.. just wish I can go back to study law but the only thing in my mind now is to get my Msc as fast as possible so help me God.

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  44. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)21 May 2015 at 14:45

    This is supposed to be funny yeah???



    Anyway I am a psychologist and I'm proud *tonguout*

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  45. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)21 May 2015 at 14:59

    Doctor. Of LETTERS.
    Few more years to go.

    2 Masters Degrees in d box.
    Yes! Family's pride.
    Na so!

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  46. Unknown21 May 2015 at 15:18

    Poster 1. I feel your pain, it's not easy at all considering the kind of country we are.
    I can only pray that God will send you a helper who will wipe ur tears away .

    Poster 2. I urge you finish your school where its certain (with ur parents) love can be so strong like this until something unexpected happens (God forbid) what if you come to Nigeria and things change? What would u do?
    U r just starting life and he has gotten to a very lovely stage, ur priority now should be going to school and been able to stand on ur own in case of incasity, if he's meant to be urs, he will stay no matter what!

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  47. Unknown21 May 2015 at 15:19

    Heheee

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  48. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 15:32

    Undergraduate Engneering,Master's Engineering and PhD Engineering. Parents super proud.

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  49. Calabar Gal21 May 2015 at 16:30

    Hmmmnnnn, times have changed. These days even if you are not one of the first three but you are excelling in your field, no matter what field it is even if na 'domestic services', u r no more a disgrace.......

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  50. Anonymous21 May 2015 at 18:12

    I swear this is the best blog ever!!! The entertainment is out of this world. I never knew Nigerians were this funny. Stella I don't know you personally but I love you so much. God bless. Oya chop kiss. Ghanaian bv.

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  51. Unknown21 May 2015 at 23:03

    Amazed..i fell so sowi for wat u went thru, D lord will do b best for u. B strong d lord is ur strength

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  52. Unknown21 May 2015 at 23:11

    lol funny picture. i caught the doctor fever but funny enough, no pressure from the parents to choose any career, not even a strong suggestion. in my own case I wanted no 1 and 2 as per bookuru master :) still want that though

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