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Saturday, May 30, 2015

SATURDAY LAUGHS


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You can't help but miss Jonathan and Patience Now that Buhari has won, will Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like First Lady Dame Faka Patience Jonathan does? 
This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Few examples of her "Award Winning Speeches" include:

  1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

  2- * My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good people. 

 3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.

  4- * My fellow widows.

  5- * My fellow womens. 

 6- * I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace. 

 7- * My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth. 

 8- * The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment. 

 9- * For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left them for God. 

 10- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on. 

 11- * Na only you waka come? 
12- * Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are "sharing" 
13- * diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god. 
14- * On behalf of N2million I donate my family. 

 15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan. 
16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very sweet. Support him. 

 Please, support and honour Nigeria's outgoing First Lady (Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan) by sharing this with all your contacts. Don't laugh alone. Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! Dis message "we are reading" "diaris God o"
Have a nice weekend.


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61 comments:

  1. Alloy Chikezie 30 May 2015 at 13:17

    Hahahahaha! Thanks for sharing Stella dear.

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    1. Unknown30 May 2015 at 16:33

      Haha:hahahahaha

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    2. Joy C30 May 2015 at 18:12

      Buhahahahaha!

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    3. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 20:29

      Kikikikikokokokoko@ I have tasted him and he is very sweet

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  2. Dembuk30 May 2015 at 13:25

    Laughs with throat and strolls outta post

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  3. Unknown30 May 2015 at 13:25

    Bwahahahahahahaha..."I want some head" too oh...My DH travelled Choi..konji na bastard..aaattokwam oh!

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    1. Unknown30 May 2015 at 14:06

      Loool. Onye ala

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    2. Irene Bernards30 May 2015 at 14:10

      Sorry..o
      Use ice block there.
      It works

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    3. Unknown30 May 2015 at 22:12

      Irene are u serious? Will try it out dis night oh..Konji na bastard..hahahahaha.

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  4. Unknown30 May 2015 at 13:26

    Hahahahahaha

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  5. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 13:28

    Na me be first?
    Make i go back read

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    1. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)30 May 2015 at 14:42

      When is shiloh 2015?

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    2. orela30 May 2015 at 16:00

      @bitchplis..I follow you ask that question o....
      I spend that money too....na sweet I take am buy sha(hope no be house you take am build?)

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    3. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)30 May 2015 at 18:13

      Lmao @ build house ....na offering o,,popsy'd give me 20kobo..10kobo for sunday school 10kobo for d main service,I must kele one for fan ice sha ni

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  6. Mo babay30 May 2015 at 13:31

    WOW .. I AM SURE YOU HOUSE IS ALWAYS FULL OF LAUGHTER

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  7. Unknown30 May 2015 at 13:31

    Haahahaahahahah
    Patience ohhh. ...This man I have tested him and he is very sweet!

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  8. Thelma's cake world30 May 2015 at 13:36

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Funniest lafffzzzz ever!!!
    LMAO,hahahahahahahahahahahah
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  9. Amaka Hundeyin30 May 2015 at 13:38

    Lmao people who wash spag nko?

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  10. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)30 May 2015 at 13:40

    Lmao!!!! Nigerians will never forget Mrs Jonathan!

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  11. Perfect White30 May 2015 at 13:42

    Hahahahahaha oh my god

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  12. juicyinn30 May 2015 at 13:43

    Patience speech no.16 got me laughing and d dentist

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  13. Unknown30 May 2015 at 13:43

    Lmao!

    That man carrying a baby in his pants, I hope it's not a girl child.

    The one of a daughter inlaw washing indomie before cooking just made me remember something...

    My cousin's wife would always complain that mumsy does not put PLENTY pepper in her soup and other food.

    So one day I went to their house and her husband (my cousin) asked me if I can fry ripe plantain (I was still very young then). I said I can, so he said I should help him fry two.
    Hmm... for this hot after noon... and I really hate frying plantain because the smell does not leave your body till u baff and change clothe...
    So I enter kitchen come remember say him wife dey always complain say we no dey use pepper cook anything for our house, na im I cut plantain finish carry pepper begin mix am. Oil don already dey hot for fire. As I put the first set, serious sneezing come start from kitchen (me) dey spread enter other rooms. Lol. The kind speed wey my cousin use enter kitchen ehn..... lmao!

    Na wetin fit them. Lol



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  14. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 13:45

    Lmao! I will definitely miss mama peace

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  15. Unknown30 May 2015 at 13:47

    HahahahahahahahHa! Coullapse and collopase. Lol! Chai....... Grammar ndo. Have a good weekend too.

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  16. Unknown30 May 2015 at 13:47

    Haahahaahaha...... finger fucking a lady that has committed lots of Abortion, the roaches, when you both cum same time.... LWTMB

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  17. Unknown30 May 2015 at 13:47

    "sterra"....chai...diaris God oh

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  18. lolah30 May 2015 at 13:55

    I laugh in swahilli, kikikikikiki kwakwakwakwakwak

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  19. Miss Ess30 May 2015 at 13:57

    Lolzz....

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  20. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 13:57

    Calabar Bv's una hw far....SDK blog red carpet loading...are u ready???? Pls venues are needed Jasper's,Metro,Marina event area???? Make una choose

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  21. Bella30 May 2015 at 13:58

    kikikkkikiki#in bloglord voice#

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  22. Unknown30 May 2015 at 13:59

    Lolz

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  23. Kosi 30 May 2015 at 14:02

    OMG!! Patience ooooh!! Na her own funny pass abeg. Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives.. lmao.

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  24. Adeyemi30 May 2015 at 14:02

    Hilarious

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  25. Unknown30 May 2015 at 14:05

    Hahaha. Had a good laugh at most of them .

    That waitress own can be so painful esp wen you so hunhry.

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  26. viva30 May 2015 at 14:10

    Hahahhaahhha the "coulapse" abi na "collopase" got me laughing so hard. its been a while i laugh this hard. thanks Stella

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  27. Patt Eyaba30 May 2015 at 14:10

    So funny

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  28. Unknown30 May 2015 at 14:18

    Lmfao! Buhari wife wey serious pass anybody with her fine face. She no fit crack anybody up so forgerrit. Meanwhile we don't need to laugh. They should bring d change they promised!

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  29. Ada Aguiyi30 May 2015 at 14:18

    The 'coullapse' got me laffing out loud. And d pesin tried writing d correct one stl making a mistake...lmao. Stella o! Thank you for dis.

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  30. Rich girl30 May 2015 at 14:20

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  31. Annie30 May 2015 at 14:20

    Hahahahahaha........ Epic laughs

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  32. Mosiwomeka30 May 2015 at 14:41

    Lol, That conversation between mother and daughter.... Repeat your greeting..

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  33. lulu guines30 May 2015 at 14:48

    Lol. The guy that told d fuel attendant to alert him if they start selling fuel. Had a good laugh today.

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  34. ChyAdaJesus30 May 2015 at 15:36

    Stella ooo...

    I had fun esp peshee

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  35. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)30 May 2015 at 15:42

    That 10K chai, akara 10K abi na agidi jollof.

    hahahahaahahahaahahaha

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  36. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)30 May 2015 at 15:48

    Stella wetin I hear concerning this election wey pass so for North eh... I fear o
    APC people God dey o.

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  37. olori western union30 May 2015 at 15:55

    when you finger fuck a girl thats had too many abortions got me hahahahahaha
    the look you give your daughter inlaw when you see her washing indomie before cooking. hehehehe
    they are all funny
    nice one kork

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  38. If men were God alu akeme.30 May 2015 at 16:15

    Stella tnx for sharing.

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  39. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 16:16

    @calabar bv parry,,Marina would b perfect.

    Vickyliciouz

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  40. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 16:30

    Dentist had me laughing. He will be extra careful.

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  41. Ekemini30 May 2015 at 16:43

    Lmao

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  42. Beauty30 May 2015 at 16:45

    hehehehe !

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  43. doltina30 May 2015 at 17:31

    Lmao :D

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  44. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 18:04

    Lolzz zzzz.. Stella you have just made my day... post a free classified advert

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  45. amikable30 May 2015 at 20:52

    O.M.G! laughing my ass out right now. the mop stick got me rolling on the floor! well done tho nice stuff (Y)

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  46. Unknown30 May 2015 at 22:11

    Mama peace will not kill me with laughter. Lmao

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  47. Meee30 May 2015 at 23:05

    Nice ones nma sterra.....Lovely wkend to u & urs.

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