IN HOUSE NEWS On Wednesday.

How far?

Thanks to Besmerald boutique

I just wanna thank Besmerald boutique for the apple bottom belt that I got on Friday. She went through so much trouble to get to me but was still nice about it. Thank you Stella.

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BV HOSPITALISED

Hello Stella D-kork. I dey hail o. How are you and your family? I trust you're doing great to the glory of God. I know the rules about send stuffs for IHN but this admission happened unexpectedly.Its me Inem, the bv with tooth cavity that was selected for a give away. Thanks to you and that bv, that case is settled. However, there is a serious challenge at hand Stella. I was terribly ill all through the weekend, with pains in my upper abdomen down to the right side(I've had appendicitis operation before). Each time i eat, I throw up. I  even slumped in church on Sunday. On Monday(yesterday), I was taken to the hospital, did an abdominal scan and series of tests where the doctors say I have problem with my liver as well as high typhoid. Na the liver matter dey fear me pass. Sorry for my long story, had to describe in details. I have been admitted, made an initial deposit of 10,000 naira. However, I am supposed to make another deposit of a least 40,000 naira for appropriate treatment to begin. 

Please I don't have such money now and they say the earlier the better. I need helpers please. My people are also running around for money. They don't know I am doing this. I know whats on ground so I need help. So far I have been on drips. This is my number for contact purposes-08126070911. I have attached a picture of me on drip. Couldn't lay hold of the scan result would've snapped and sent. Please say a word of prayer for me too. Remain blessed

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Appreciation to Bv Sarah

Thank you stella for creating a platform that bridge the gap in the society.I got to know a wonderful bv who has been very kind to me .She sent me a huge amount of money yesterday to take care of my newborn medical expense.God will continue to be with you and your family aunty sarah.

Abeg madam korkus ,i went for an interview for a vacancy in a power plant in ogun state posted on your blog in my last trimester but the employer was discouraged by my heavy state.The job description and location is something i have been looking for.I am using this medium to reach out to him, if he hasn't gotten someone for the post that i have delivered ooo.I need the job badly so i can assist my oga small.Thank you ma.

mumtohquality@gmail.com

LMAO..who go look new born baby?I guess the reason people frown at employing pregnant or newly delivered mums is the same reason.God bless your hustle oh.

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Wedding gown for sale

Please i am posting this on behalf of my sister. She needs the money for the completion of her son's school fees. She is a regular blog visitor,so she asked me to post this for her

The gown is a size 12 and it is going for 70k. Please you can contact her on 08029838959

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THANK YOU MURIEL

Hello Mrs Korkus, I sent you a mail late last month for a make up artist for my wedding on the 1st of May. fortunately, I got contacted by a mua by name Muriel. We spoke on phone and she agreed to do my make up for me. I just want to say a big thank you to you ma for this platform and also to Muriel, the beautiful mua for everything she did. She made me up, tied my gele and also tied gele for my mum and two other friends. She also helped me get a hand fan despite calling her the morning of the wedding and she made it early. God bless you more than you can imagine Muriel. And to other bvs please patronize her  shes very good at what she does and her office is in Garki market Abuja. Please maam I attached a pic for your eyes only..... the fear of bashing.

Poster if as beautiful as you are you still fear bashing then i wonder what 'beauty queens' like us should do......better grow some liver and celebrate your beauty!....Mscheeeew!

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APPRECIATION TO DAVID BALLER

Hello Stella. Tuale. Sometime around February David did a shirt and shoe giveaway of which I applied for the shirt giveaway like 2 days after it was posted. After telling him my condition he promised to reach out to me when he restocks new shirts and I forgot about it since then. Last week he contacted me and I was shocked cos I thought he had forgotten about it. Long story short I was called to come pick the shirts yesterday at the post office which i did. I was supposed to send this mail yesterday but I just wanted to make sure this is real, stole glances at the shirts at night to make sure they were still there cos its unbelievable for someone you've never met to help another. It sounds unreal and I can't comprehend that its real and these shirts are out of the world beautiful. Thank you for this platform Stella. Tuale to all the Angels wey just comot from heaven come book space for this blog. I see all of una. God bless everyone amen.

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HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO BV'S BABYBOY

Toluwalase Oluwasegunfunmi David Adebiyi

Toluwalase,as you celebrate today,may the joy of the Lord continue to be your strength and just as you have brought so much joy,happiness,peace and laughter into our home,may all these never cease in your life. Your glory will shine brighter than the glory of the sun. We love you so very much our cute Sucre. 

Wow so many names joined together as one!...I love Nigerian names.If i tell you people my full native name eh,una go pick race!..it is three names joined together as one and when fully explained explains something that has to do with one who should never stop fighting to stay on top.LMAO..in other words my name says ''if you fit do am ,i fit do am better pass you!''.challenging name that pushes me.Those who named their kids Atutupuyoyo go figure!

happy birthday darling.

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VACANCIES! VACANCIES!! VACANCIES!!!

ONE

A popular Quick Service Restaurant requires the services of an experienced Operations supervisor. Suitably qualified candidates must posses excellent management skills and prior experience in running a fast food restaurant is an added advantage. Application and CV should be sent to genuine.jobs@yahoo.com. Coverage area includes Ipaja, Akowonjo, Egbeda, Ikotun, Idimu and Isheri.

TWO

A pastry shop located at Ikotun axis of lagos requires the services of the following workers:

1. Cake decorators: Applicants should have creative decoration skills and experience in butter icing is also required. 

2. Bakers: Skilled bakers with knowledge of baking different kinds of oven fresh bread.

Interested applicants residing around Ikotun should call 07015999157 to schedule an interview. Thank you.

THREE

Hello Stella, 

Sure your doing well. Marketers are needed urgently in Abuja for a new hotel. The persons should be well spoken and expressive . Interested persons should mail soniasameno@gmail.com with their CV's. Please ABuja only .

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PLEA FOR ACCOMODATION IN AWKA

Goodday ma. Please, please and please it's urgent. I need a cheap and affordable place to stay in Awka or someone to squat with (even if working class), for a little pay preferably around tempsite, aroma or okpuno awka, Please if there is anyone who knows someone or can help me out, please call me on 08131343061. God bless us all.

*SIDE EYES*

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WEDDING PROMO

I'm into cakes and events decorations and I would like you to post my wedding cakes promo for intending couple. I'm offering a 50 percent  for any wedding and cake of their choice.events decoration also attracts discounts,They will also be cake tasting to be sure of the quality. Interested couples should contact me on tegateee@yahoo.com or visit us at 1 ola ayinde street,off Toyin street ikeja.07036459728. God bless you

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Amebo gist from lekwa ukwu

Good day stellarkork,I gat this Amebo wey happen in my hood to nack country people

Na so one day oo,this my friend come join us where we dey play ludo we nor go school as that day na lecture free.We con dey jist small time ranting start everybody rant hin own nai one of my friend rant rant turn am to prayer,big big prayer dem nai we con ask her say bia when you turn like this abi na hungry do factory reset for you .

small time alert enter #74,000 she con dey happy say God don answer her prayer say na dis kind of unimaginable,unexpectable blessing she don dey pray for since,everybody con dey tap from her blessing dey follow her happy before we even call or say jack(I nor sure which one e be)or spell jack sef our friend don go wear cloth ready wan go collect her money as she rush come outside she con say who get #50 dere make I take carry bike con see as people con dey gather offering even the people wey dem say dem no get shishi excluding me.They con call my name why you no even offer her money I con tell dem say she tell una where she see the money or who send am?

By the time I dey ask that question our friend don mount okada all of us con dey debate dey ask our self question dey answer am ourself....we con dey pray for that kind blessing and continuing playing our ludo.

Yimyimyimshi our friend land we con dey happy everybody con start beg dat fifty Naira wey I give you I no go collect fifty Naira back oo e.t.c.Our friend nor talk we con ask her wetin happen she con say as she land for bank like this queue for ATM(automobile teller machine..lol)na so she see another alert as she check am like this na so she see sorry that was an error,mispost e.t.c.

she say e con be like make she faint and na only wan person dey her front she just use her church mind go  shook the ATM inside try her luck for where na so she just use shame collect her remaining #500 con recharge one hundred Naira airtime jump bike again come house.come see as babes they para Abeg give me my money,pay my money,one mind be dey tell me dat time make I no give you my money that time all of them con dey rake na dere I disappear like mess enter my room go bath.THE END

Signed lekwa ukwu 

LWKMD!...Poor girl,i can imagine with the hunger in school.she for go sue the bank for emotional and hunger trauma caused by elevating her bank status to a fallacious level..LMAO!

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I DON BORN OOOH.

Nwa ghèle eghè (Pikin wey cook/done well).
I saluteh *in Mama Nnuku's voice*.
God has done it again for me. It was easier than before, Supernatural Childbirth is indeed possible.
Anyurum ya ka mmamiri  (consult the elders for interpretation,lol)
He's awesome.

Arianna loves WIDE EYED!

Wide Eyed your god pikin don land ooooh.congrats Adriana!....How tohtoh?

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APPRECIATION TO SONIA SAM

Hi Stella,how are you doing? I got chosen for the May giveaway by bv

Sonia and this morning I got an alert of 10k when I had nothing left

to fend on.God bless you bv Sonia,He will perfect all that concerns

you,you shall not lack,as you have made me smile,you would have no

cause to wear a frown let alone cry and you too Stella,God will bless

and continue to reward you for this platform.

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CAR FOR SALE

Hi Stella darling,

God bless you as you touch lives daily. My personal car is up for sale. 2005 Honda Civic. Still in good condition. Please find attached photo.  500k. Interested buyers can reach me via email : lindagirley@yahoo.com. Preferably Lagos buyers. Thanks a lot 

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Looking For Accommodation to Rent

Hello Stella, i must say you are doing a good job. May God bless you. 

Please BVs in the house that has a direct link with a landlord or  has a one room self contain to rent out in areas such as isheri- idimu, Egbeda and Akowonjo, should please contact me on: 08089258203, or mail me onj_buster4life@yahoo.com, in order to avoid this outrageous amounts these Agents Charges. i have a budget of 80k to 100k. Thank you.

100k for renting?you put juju for hand type this thing abi na firewood house you dey find?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM -

This Woman is so special and she touches my heart in a special way especially for her strength.

She lost our Dad 1987 (28years ago) while she was just 32years with three girls and pregnant with the last born who turned out to be a girl too.

She raised us "4girls" singlehandedly and we are all grown into happily Married Women with our own Kids (to the Glory of God).

She never remarried though still young as at then but she thought after 4girls, what else would she get from another Man.

Please help me celebrate and pray for this Woman as that seems to be the only gift we have for her now.

We planned a surprise party to make her happy but it did not turn out like we wished because we are all "Rich" but please pray and wish her well on our behalf.

Thank You my Fellow BVs and SDK 

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JOB VACANCY

Dear Stella,

May God bless you and your family for all your efforts for the common man.

My company is recruiting. We would like a Business Development Manager and

the pay is quite attractive. The person must be based in Abuja. The person

is expected to have between 5-10 years minimum experience Internet Service

Providers or telecom operators. 

Roles and Responsibilities

1. To help develop  a business plans, goals and objectives for the company.

2. The business development manager would work to improve the market

position and create a financial growth for the company

3. Sells products and services to the target market and ensures early

collection of all sales in line with policies

4. Assists with the responsibility of establishing both annual and monthly

sales objectives in coordination with the Company's business plan

5. We expect the manager to use all the marketing tools available to

create a product awareness and network that can build the company's brand.

6. Manages client relationships and ensures effective service delivery

system and customer satisfaction.

7. Manage all of the field and in house sales functions

8. Organizing the different aspects of field sales, inside sales and all

customer support functions of the business

9. Keep up to date with recent market and industry trends, competitors,

and leading customer strategies

10. Contributes to the maintenance of the department’s fiscal viability by

meeting all revenue targets 

Qualifications

University Degree in relevant field

Business qualification is an added advantage

Essential certification is an added advantage

Minimum of 5-10 years experience

Please send your CV to psonolu@gmail.com

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AMEBO.

I hail o dear Stella ukwu sugar and dear BVs. I throway salute. I know say namidnight we suppose send mail but as at midnight dis gist still dey unfold. Na1am I finally enter room, na small remain sef I for late reach office. Cos e tey small b4 sleep carry me go.

Around 10.30pm last night na so I dey hear my neighbor wife dey shout "oya fimi sile" (leave me alone) I quickly reduce d volume of my TV make I hear proper. Na small thing I call am. B4 I know wetin dey happen, I dey hear blows and slaps wey dey land for this woman body. I no won show face b4 because e don tey wey dem dey do am. But suddenly, I hear the woman bleet like ram wey dem won kill. Piss hol me straight!  you know? Meeee (like goat) na so I run go passage go join people wey dey beg the horseband make e no kill am.

As we dey beg na so the woman dey scream make he kill am oooo. I come yinmu for am. She tin like rake o, I no know how she dey manage take beating like that b4 sef. To cut long story short. Na the same room she go back go sleep. Where she go go that late? Past 12 midnight with two little kids. Una no go ask wetin cause the fight? Na sake of say she put cloth on top bed o. the man say he don dey warn am to dey arrange room well. Hian!

Person wey want neat room no go go rent bigger apartment? you dey stay for a room with your wife and 2 kids yet you want everywhere to be neatly arranged.

Hmmn make I drop my 'pen' here. Lol na toilet I come hide to type. Make my ogas no catch me. Una buy garri o.

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Signing out....

STELLAKORK

Blognalist and proud social entrepreneur!