IN HOUSE NEWS ON Tuesday

In house news is drama free today and i dont like that..please somebody spin me some drama!..LMAO!

Mama Nnuku Kork in the house!....LMAO!

CYNTHIA ASIJE IS WINNER OF REMAKE MY BRAND.

Hel‎lo Stella...

I saw the Remake my brand By TINC on your blog and applied....

To God be the glory I was invited for the panel interview and I won...

This Friday May 15th I will have an exclusive interview on praise world ‎radio 10am.

Thank you Stella...

I just want to encourage those going after their dream don't give up its going to happen sooner than you expect ....

Congrats girl..wow!!

dont forget to give us a shout out oh.

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Appeal for patronage

My husband lost his job and decided to go back to his first luv which is buying and selling. He sells tokunbo TV - Lcd, Led, Plasma, etc, Sound System, Home Theatre system, etc. They are as clean and sound as new. Please patronise us to put food on our table. Phone number is 08171131167. Thank you all.

Note: Married women please stop embarrassing us on blogs, if your DH lost his job, solicit for jobs on his behalf, dont come here begging for foodstuff, feeding money, delivery money, baby things, etc. Please, it's not right.

LMAO....Married woman calling out her own..shegejagwa!

I agree with you though......begging to ease things just makes some men lazy.

Sometimes i post vacancies,help them post CVs

God bless everyone..begging to survive will never be anyones permanent portion in Jesus name!

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Appeal for job for DH

Good day Mrs Korks,Please my hubby lost his job recently, he has become a shadow of his old self as a result of depression. My meagre salary cannot cater for the family. Please bvs help us with any good job, even if it is driving job. He can drive all cars very well, even escort vehicle. We live in Ikorodu, Lagos. Please i dont pray to beg from family and friends, especially school fees. His number is 07037376336, email is fourseason2013@yahoo.com. Thanks Stella and bvs, May God bless you all.

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Giveaway for Uniben students.

Angel Stella,

God bless you for your kind heart, inclusive of all the givers on the blog.

I have always wanted to do a giveaway, but for where, I don't have money, as I'm always broke, shoes, clothes self I no get, transport fare  back home no dey, na God face I dey look o. Lol.

But what I have is my skills. So I would like to make braids for 5 Uniben students, (plait braids) At the end of every semester, we ladies always want to look our best before going home. Hence the giveaway. Any interested student can send me a mail on gitiafe@gmail.com or call 08095919206.

Thank you.

Tortoise sense....you be waffy?

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WHO HAS TOKUNBO FREEZER FOR SALE?/PALM OIL SALE

Hello Stella I am a regular blog visitor and I am so happy coming across your blog,may God bless you for what you are doing.I Am a graduate but don't have a job after so many attempt to do so! I want to start selling soft drinks, kunu and zobo in my area but i don't have a freezer for now. I want to buy a freezer but have not saved enough. i have 15000 and i am begging any blog visitor that has a fairly used freezer for sale to assist me so that i can start this business .I can be contacted on  08163787817 or a mail at amarachiedogha@gmail.com. God bless you. Blog visitors can also contact me for supply of original palm oil from the east in large quantities. Thanks stella!

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THANK YOU SAM

Stella Onye-ukwu Dimoko Korkus. I greet. Please help me thank Sam Eno who sent me 10k for baby clothes. The 10k is like 100k to me right now.  May her cup never be empty.

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THANK YOU ANONYMOUS

Stella, God bless you abundantly for your kindness. I was the woman that begged for food last thursday. Two  kind-hearted bvs came to my rescue.

BV Vivian gave me #2,500. Instantly I dashed like Usain bolt to the nearby ATM, Because there was nothing to eat that night and the kids were already sleeping. On my way back got another alert of 5k from an anonymous bv.

May there forever be abundance in their respective homes.Gods kindness will always be with them.

Something really hurts me...That is when a suffering situation involves kids who are made to go hungry and put to bed without food.Please if you are not financially ready,DO NOT MAKE BABIES.DONT BRING CHILDREN INTO THIS WORD TO SUFFER NA GOD I TAKE BEG UNA

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JOICE BOUTIQUE GIVEAWAY RECEIVED

 I was one of the lucky winners that got a shoe from the Joice boutique giveaway. Thank you and God bless!  May God enlarge your coast 

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TATTOO REMOVER

Hi people, I have a tattoo on my arm that is really bothering me, I liked it initially but I'm getting fed up of it. I'd like to know if there's anything I can use to remove it,anything other than lasers. Pretty please! Thanks people. (You can cuss all you want so long as I can get solution)

Why dont you go back to where you had it done?I think the only way to take off tattoo is laser.I may be wrong oh!

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A PAINED YOUNG GIRL NEEDS YOU

With pain I write to you stella

Nothing but The truth will I speak

I Am a young girl who lives  with her dad...

I have lived with a lot of step moms...

And I think it has woefully affected me.

I Am currently going to a fashion school which is owned by lagos...but the

progress there is slow...

I really need help...

I even dumped school to go into fashion cause no one would train me to

school... I just need assistance..

Transport fare to school is killing...

Even materials to buy for pratical is not there....

There is nobody I can call for help.

The pain is just much that sometimes I feel like walking away from home.

Please help in anyone you can,my number is 09034962262.

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LONELY IN JOS.

Good evening Mrs Korkus,  I just graduated from the university of Jos and I'm waiting for senate's approval of our results so i can do my final clearance.I live in lagos and most of my friends who live in the north have gone home.I'm so bored with no friends around.Please any BV currently in Jos(male or female) that i can hangout with just to while away time and probably keep our friendship if it works out should add me on bbm,7C7C3DB1. Matured and intelligent ones please (UJ guys,please stay away o,*rme*lolzzzzzzzzzz).Thanks Stella! You rock!

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GENEE BEADS OFFER

I am offering a discount training for blog visitors in Abuja to empower them.

Genee beads is offering a discount training for Bvs in Abuja. The fee is 1000 Naira per person. If you are interested, contact me on this number08036012875. You can also add me on bbm 2B3565F7.

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THANK YOU BESMERALD BOUTIQUE

Hi sweet Stella, the lady with the domestic blog! You're dope, you know? 

*winks* I got to work yesterday morning and the security guy handed an apple bottom belt from Besmerald Boutique to me. Meaning it came on Friday after I had closed for the day. The belt is so beautiful, finer than what we saw in the pictures! Thanks Besmerald, you are such a darling! 

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Gmat soft copy needed..

Hi Stella.Please I really do need a soft copy of Gmat materials.Please it would be deeply appreciated as i'v been looking for it for a while and would really need it to study.Would deeply appreciate it. Thanx and God bless!!!My email is icynonye@yahoo.com

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FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

Yoruba gleefully refer to Folayemi's mum as either "Mama Fola or Iya Yemi".

No problems for Funmilola if people call her mother "Mama Funmi or Iya Lola".

A Pastor happily named his child Esupofo and I addressed his wife as "Mama Esu". She screamed, I bind and cast it. I apologized immediately and addressed her as "Mama Pofo". Lo ba tun gba ina je.......

My people, "e gba mi o". What do I call this woman? Abi na mi give their child the name?

Call her Mama Esupo!


Lmao!

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HOTEL MARKETING MANAGER AND EXPERIECED SUPERVISOR NEEDED

Dear Madam Stella,

Good day and thanks for the good job you are doing for humanity.

Please, I need marketers and a very good experience supervisor for my Hotel outfit at Ejigbo, Isolo Lagos.

Skyworld Suites was built out of passion to create totally new concept of Hospitality with best services delivery...

Interested people can reach me on

tel: 08135359996, 08125784337

email.: godsmens@yahoo.com, skyworld.suites@yahoo.com

Thanks.

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AMEBO GIST FROM 3RD MAINLAND BRIDGE SHITTER..

Hi Stella (Oni'nure - the woman with a good heart). God will continue to bless you ma'am.

Straight to my gist. The testimony of the small girl in Amebo gist last week made me remember what happened in my days as a teacher.

The school was new then and so it had both secondary sch and pry. Sch in same compound. Students were not allowed to call Teachers Aunty or Uncle. It's either Miss, Mrs or Mr as the founder is a tush and we'll travelled woman.

So there's this teacher Miss S, she was teaching in the pry section then, KG 2 or so.

I was with the Director/Founder 1 day when we heard a knock.

Director : Please come in (mind you, she get American accent)

Miss S : They said you are calling me (with yoruba English)

Director : "they", I can't remember sending more than 1 person

Miss S : (clueless), Yes ma, Mama cook said you are calling me.

Director : So Mama cook is the "they"? Now I see why my son Tee (Tee is in Miss S' class) comes home and say "they said we should bring pen". Please correct yourself and don't let it repeat itself.

Miss S : Yes ma. Thank you ma.

So the following week, we were on the Assembly ground when a woman walked up to me.

Woman : Please I want to see Miss S.

The next minute I started hearing noise,

Miss S : Me? me? is not me o.

Woman : Amnt saying you did it, am just saying pls don't do it again.

Me : Miss S, what happened. Madam pls calm down.

Miss S : "they" said am eating "their" child's Apple.

Me: (thinking, this lady don start again)

By then we had to rush the kids into the classes so they don't listen.

Director : Madam pls calm down. Pls what happened.

Now the full gist from the woman : She was doing her child's homework with her and it got to a point of A as in Apple. And the mother now asked the child that does she enjoy the Apple she keeps in her lunch box. The child now said : No, is Miss S that eats it. She gives me small thing.

So that explains why the woman was in school the next morning. She explained that the Apple she keeps in her child's lunchbox everyday was being eaten by Miss S.

So the Director asked the child, and she still pointed to Miss S. Miss S shouted on the child‎, Me! And to the child still nodded in affirmative.

Na so Director ask Miss S and the woman to let them talk about it in her office.

My people Na so the gist finish o. Never, ever do any thing bad in front of a child.

Till I come your way again, I still remain

3rd Mainland Bridge shitter (covers face)

I had a good laugh.''They'' tried!

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CATERER NEEDED IN ABEOKUTA, OGUN STATE.

My Mum will be 60 on Wednessday May 13th and we wish to do a small SUPRISE get-together for her this weekend in Abeokuta.

I need a caterer who resides in Abeokuta for cake, small chops or any other snacks plus small quantity of food.

Our budget is small so please I need someone with a reasonable price to contact me on 08063358665 or ayoadelml@gmail.com.

Thank You and God Bless.

Choi this kind surprises en,i cannot keep it oh,if to say i sabi your mama number i go call am tell am one time..LMAO!

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USHERS AVAILABLE

Anyone in need of ushers for an ushering Job in Port Harcourt should please contact (Me) Annie Crystal @ 08164899333. I've got girls available for the job. Please we are just students of university of Port Harcourt and we are using this medium to help ourselves. I and my girls are experienced in Ushering. 

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE - SELLING TRENDY APPARELS

I have for sale trendy apparels(dresses, pants, skirts, tops) from top brands and I would appreciate fellow BV's patronage. My prices are very reasonable and there would be a 5% discount for SDK BVs

My contact no. is 08184834272

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 LAND FOR SALE.                                

 Stella love greetings. Please I have 4 plots of land for sale at Plot 2 Road G ,block V, Nitel property at Oke Otaona Itamaga road Ikorordu LGA of Lagos and the land is already covered by the Federal Certificate of Occupancy and a deed of Rectification.    
 Interested buyers should call 08033241365 or 08054774040 for enquiries.    

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PLEA FOR CUSTOMERS-Eventplanner

 My name is Ms ololade, I am an event planner, and I will love to plead for patronage from all of you, I run my own company and we handle all events and work within Your budget, from 

-cakes,

- drinks, 

-smallchops,

- naming cremonies, 

-birthdays for the young and aged, 

-the sickest Bach eves,

- Amazing bridal shower,

- eat out

- traditional wedding cremonies

-office parties 

- dreamy weddings and any call us today and book,

FREE ICE CREAM serving for 20events

We are located in lekki and can work anywhere in lagos, ‎we work with your budget. Please call Ms.B 08077757565 or email boluoguntayo@gmail.com 

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URGENT

Dear Blog visitors please help me,I need someone living preferably in the UK or US to help me with some purchases.As bizzare this may sound,it is very important to me.I need some scientific items from Sigma Aldrich Germany.Im a postgraduate student and I need them for my research work latest Thursday.Im going to pay for the products and shipping.I know these products are cheaper over there and express delivery might not be as expensive to what I'm being offered here.Alternatively blog visitors who will be returning to Nigeria this week can also help.Im blog visitor "duchess" and I usually finish my comments with "yours sdkly dazzlinglizzy" though not all the time.I can be reached on dazzlinglizzy01@yahoo.com.God bless this blog family

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 THANK YOU SONIA SAM FROM A GRATEFUL STUDENT.

Aunty stella good morning, I will like you to help me post my mail,God bless me through this blog yesterday when someone sent me 10k concerning the help you posted on thursday, I bought food stuff yesterday and am very ok, I don't know if the person is a male of female but am so grateful and God knows am happy may God bless you sir/ma Sonia Sam, God bless SDK blog

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YUMMY CUPCAKES DIGESTED..LOL

Greetings to you Mrs korkus

 I received a box of 12 cupcakes from cynhams,that was meant for Tola.

I saw Cynhams"comment on Friday, so I clicked, got her number and called and l won(the first time).. And the cupcakes, mhmmmm it was wonderful. 

N/b..pls bvs,make una patronize Cynhams oh,she has a fine face and good customer care attitude. God bless the giver and the person that paid for the cakes.

Judith

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Honda bullet for sale

Hello Stella,

Please help me post in Ihn. I have a very clean naija used Honda bullet for sale. Good AC, perfect engine, alloy rims, good sound system, good tires and good shock absorber. Asking price is N380,000 but it is negotiable. I will donate to the school fees find on this blog if I'm able to get a buyer from this blog. Serious interested buyers should call Bukky on 08022220449. Thanks Stels. God bless.

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Lady with Bad Fibroid

Good day stella my angel you are blessed by God thanks so dearly for your Kind heart of Gold,God bless me with kind hearts even when am not related to them, blog visitor Chioma sent 5k to me another kind heart BV sent 5k with lots of encouraging words name with held it did stop there, also an angel in aboard was touched by my post and sent me 6k -3h yesterday to my greatest surprise Angel A sent me a whopping 20k am really shocked at all this nice gestures I have never received in my entire life am still shocked that people are still nice like this on earth,may God bless you all may Riches be in your homes may you all never lack becos you have lend to God so God will richly bless you all.am still waiting for another kind heart that promise to contribute not heard from her,stella you are blessed in all measures of your Life and your family.God bless all SDKers God bless Stella.May you all put me in your prayers.I dont mind if you send me mails to encourage me in this my Hard times.princessella015@gmail.com 09096964384 thanks.   

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NISSAN INFINITI JEEP FOR SALE

 Stella,  please kindly help me upload this car pix.its a Nissan infiniti jeep for sale.one week used and very clean.please if interested kindly call Mr peter on 08138161922 or Email ujuvals@yahoo.com.Thanks

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BOLA NEEDS NEW FRIENDS.

good day stella. i visit your blog a lot because it cracks me up like crazy..always looking forward to new post from you though i hardly comment but am in need of friends. i would like to meet new friends in Abuja. my name is Bola Alfred. i live and work in Abuja. i dont mind meeting new friends male or female that have great personality.my number is 08058482742. i would like to be contacted via my email or phone. here is my email omobolaalfred@gmail.com.

thank you very much stella..would be looking forward to hearing from you.

Bola you got Lucky,i dont normally post stuff like this,you got lucky.

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AMEBO GIST BY MAMA NNUKU KORK

Stellostic La kork How body? and Familia? Bigger you I pray

Good day to everyone in the house IHN  is here! *clicks tongue***

I miss una pass Nepa for my hood, No fuel, no light, anyways may 29 abi na 27  is almost here we will be buying fuel for N40:00 per liter   #ema tan ra yin*** lol

Saluteh to a lot of people in the house.. Yes you you And you.. I lof unah.. Biko has anyone on this blog seen my bootilicious? Somebody please help me ask her what the secret of her beauty, she is so beautiful I was checking her out on my whatsapp list and my aunt daughter saw her pics and said this aunty is beautiful ooo.. lol ..  but aunty you fine ooo wetin you dey  carry baff? Milk and honey? Lol. and thank you for the recharge card I am grateful..  biko who is impersonating Irene b? make the person stop am ooo, I never collect the lingerie wey she promise me oo .. lol.. hahahhahaaa .. pipilee thank you I will look forward to the pizza don’t think I will forget oo.. lol

Who is excited about the PH party like me? Awww I wish everyone could come.. *wipe tears*

And thanks to that person that is inviting me over, God bless you for me.. *chop kiss*

To the Gist:

Last week Saturday I was going out to see one of my aunt like that oo, I reach bus-stop  people full there like winch, what could be the causer of this? *coughs* errrm abeg how much them dey carry motor I asked a lady standing next to me 1,000 she replied.. 1k just like that I dey go Imo state?  Mtcheew ..  Na play I call am, the next bus came and said his own was 1,500 but on a normal day it is just 300 naira pere that will take me where I am going.. wetin I for do I have only 600 in my purse.. phone was off.. choi I am done for..  I move closer to the bus and asked a guy politely bross abeg lap me, how the word  take fall for my mouth sef I nor understand .. lol

Lap u ke, the guy look surprised, yes I said smiling finally the guy agreed as I jump enter the motor gbam, I heard a voice from behind, madam come down I nor dey carry overload, no lapping.. choi this conductor must be a winch I said in my mind.. I beg am tire before he gree..

Finally na so them lap me reach my destination lmaoooo.. I got to my aunt place & after eating and relaxing for a while.. I begin hear voices, abi I dey dream ni.. I stand up clear eye, my ears don stand up gidigba..

Woman: wayooooo wayoooo koi allah

Woman : ha haaaaaaa allah allah koi

Woman : wayooooooooo wayooooooooo allah wayooooooooooooo

 Abi allah come pay them this one visit ni I thought, lmaooo..  I came outside to see where the noise was coming from, it was from a room at the side, not long a heavily pregnant hausa woman ran out of her room & the husband was trying to drag her back.. she look tired & teary..

Wayooochigilichigilliii  (lol note that the part u just read is gibberish)  I nor know wetin she dey talk but she was complaining bitterly according to her body reaction..  choi baba wan use burantashi kill this one I said in my mind.. lmaooo ..  the husband on the other hand was telling her that if she won’t come inside and allow him satisfy himself she should pack her load and go to her family..  this man must be mad I thought, this one wey him wife be like person wey go born today tomorrow he still wan use burantashi kill am..  people don come out don dey tell am say make he leave the poor woman alone, but he was adamant telling the wife to either satisfy him or pack her things and go, and all this was happening around 2pm this man nor get work, abi he nor dey work I asked my aunt, he has work oo, them say he go come back during working hour come give the girl burantashi, if he dey go in the morning na burantashi things ooo at night too na burantashi all the way.. haahhahahhahahahahhahahah lmaoooooo. Choi

After much pleading he allowed the girl entered the house and went back to work..

The girl on the other hand after he left for work quickly gathered the little stuff she could and set to leave, people were asking her not to go but she said she can’t anymore that after she give birth she would come back.. na so she take waka comot oooo.. lol

The fear of burantashi is the beginning of running.. lol

My people na so the gist take go ooo… till I come una way next time make una chop kisses!

******Signed Nnuku Kork******  of *****SDKB*******

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH NNUKU KORK you eeeeen.lwkmd!

That person inviting you over is single,handsome and rich so abeg you,make sure you do your homework well,maybe na your husband be that.
He is a good guy,infact if to say i single i for propose to am.so i dey your back....before you turn aunty gwegwegwe.lmaoooo

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Signing out......

STELLAKORK 

Blognalist And Proud Social Entrepreneur