IN HOUSE NEWS On Friday

Happy Friday To you all.

Hmmm...........Its been smooth sailing all the way.Thank God!

I love you all,agape love...

If you hate me and cant stand my guts,I love you even more,its takes a strong person to successfully hate someone like me.LMAO!

VACANCY FROM MRS SHOKI

The services of a male Accounts officer and a female administrative officer are urgently needed in a store in Opebi, Ikeja. Kindly send your CVs to mrsshoki007@gmail.com if interested.

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THINGS FOR SALE

Hi Stella. 

God will bless you for using your blog to bless and reach out to people. You are really one in a million. Please my dear Stella I really need to sell these things on in house news to give the proceeds to my two loved ones that are heavily pregnant and almost due for delivery so they can at least buy d necessary things that will be needed for delivery. I would have given them money without selling these things but I am not really buoyant now and their hubbies businesses are not moving well at d moment. One is still in school while the other just graduated. The items are in good condition . The Green dress goes for 4k medium,  d handbag goes for 3k, the black heel size 40 goes for 4k, the pink shoe size 40 goes for 5k, the flat nude size 10 goes for 1500, the envelope purse goes for 2k. The multi colored top and skirt medium/large goes for 3k. The prices are negotiable and I can be reached on Daznwankwo@gmail.com. I can send them 2 anyone dat wants to buy anywhere in Nigeria. Thank you Stella.. please help me and post this.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Please BVs (especially those in Port Harcourt) make una help me patronise my hubby. He's a professional master of ceremony (MC) with many years experience in anchoring events..Be it wedding,birthday,dedication,business opening,fundraising,game shows,and any other kind of events.

He's using it to augment his salary..So please,abeg,biko,joor make una call am for una event.

He has travelled far and wide to cover events..He has been to Aba,Osisioma,Cotonou,Ikot ekpene,Isoko,Ikorodu, and many other correct correct cities..LOL

His name is MC Nelson Mandela

Number is 08067484482

Thanks and God bless

Ehen Port Harcourt BVs,shey una go need MC for the get together? Abeg make una hala am..

Madam the Port Harcourt show is taking people who will to show case their talent free,we do not have money to pay your husband,rather we are trying to ensure that nobody leaves the same way they came.

Ask your hubby if he wants to showcase his talent FREE-OF-CHARGE.
you never know who might contact him from there.
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AMEBO GIST FROM WARRI GIRL - CONCLUSION

Bvs welldone o, stellakorkson i kneel down dey say this particular "diwor!

Story continues.......

FIAM! them don carry kate go, shuoo, naim everybody turn to faith o, wetin happen??? Naim she say abeg madam provision give everybody drink 1st, na God save me today; naim I say abeg nak us story, we go drink later, wetin happen?? Naim She say Kate na runs girl and pimp when dey recruit smallies for men, say she give one man the smallie, say the man straff the smallie finish, come scrap the smallie hair, cut her fingernails and toenails, shave her pubic hair come do some incantations for the girl body say somehow the smallie come escape, only for her family to see her days later, she don lost her senses say she be like who go die today tomorrow, naim them investigate her movement realise say na dearest Kate do the arrangee..

 JESU!

........say na when the girl brother come the Secretariat naim he tell them say no be Kate be that, say kate thin and fair( and faith fat and na obiebi), naim she shout once say na her neighbour o, say she dey her store when them they carry her comot sef, funny enough she say she they cry they beg say she no Kate o, they no hear, electrician when follow them for back, dem pursue am go back(them done smoke indian herm knock) say them even seized her phone say she come they pray make God help her.......na so o, till 5pm when I close I no see Kate(her saloon open for ground) and nobody follow her because she don follow 99.9% of the neighbours quarrel, na me be the 1%(cool as ice, twice as nice)*shines teeth*  but me no think am follow o, on to why??


     So the next day when I go, Kate shop dey locked, naim I come go ask my neighbour how far, she say Kate sister naim come lock her shop say the guy-es don arrest her for their Secretariat, say the matter serious, and them no allow her talk to Kate sef, that her prayer be say make the smallie no kpeme(die). 

The real gist when come show be say kate dey aware say them wan use the smallie for rituals, and them pay her, but wetin she no know be say the smallie go escape, that's why she confidently come open her shop the next day. God naim don expose her so. Na so the matter take end o, Kate we never see till now. I know say her face go don turn puff puff, and her bleachy bleachy body go don turn rainbow colour.

Amebo is not my thing though*runsaway*

***Is me Warrigirl

Chei you be real waffy,see as the gist dey flow and the slangs na die.
for the sake of blog visitors that might not understand,i be waffy too and ''OBIEBI'' means ''darkie''.
Abi?


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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE 

Hello Stella, I am Mr Soul (Blog ID) and I happen to be a social media expert‎. My services are as follows:

- Set up social media accounts for personal/business use (facebook,twitter,IG etc)

-Manage companies /business online content

-PR for Brands /Celebrities 

-feed personal/ business account with REAL followers

-Get 500 REAL IG followers in 4Days

-Get 3000+ twitter followers in 3weeks ( would normally take you a year or two to achieve this)

- Organize online campaigns for businesses with my team, guarantees a coverage of over 200,000 potential customers online daily

-Make Radio Jingles‎ 

-online Publicity consultation

My hobby has always being helping small business to grow be it Fashion, make up, entertainment to services etc and I have been able to achieve this with my the power and influence of social media‎ with years of experience, let's help give your business that online presence and popularity it needs to grow. If interested add bbm 3355166, email wizzywonda@hotmail.com It's ALMOST free!

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MAKE UP ARTIST WANTED

Stella

Please I need a makeup artist that will give me that glam look on Friday 29th of May in Benin city Edo State for my Traditional wedding,any BV that is willing to make me up should please send me a text to 08179303009. I don't have so much but will pay for your transportation.
 I just want the fab look on my Day.

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MEMO- PH BLOG VISITORS cocktail party

hi Stella love, I hope my mail meets you in good faith. please help me

post this on in house news. I really want to attend this party but i

don't stay in ph and I don't have friends there.. will really want to

meet other bvs and have fun with them.. please any body in pH that can

host me will really appreciate..

my blog Id is sassychick.. I no be ghost..lol.

 thanks

Email is odoemenamchinenye@gmail.com

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WEEKEND RECIPE

For my dear BVs... 

Do you want to eat healthy and spend less? Or are you expecting guests this weekend and you are low on cash?
Then this is for you...With 1000naira,  you can treat yourself and friends to a good meal.

Ingredients(cost may be lower in your area)-serves 4 people.
Pasta/spaghetti-1pack (N130)
Irish potatoes-1 small bowl (N200)
Hotdogs-1 can (N250)
Green long beans(N100)
Carrots (N100)
Green bell pepper- 1medium size (N50)
6 tablespoons of vegetable oil
General spices (maggi, salt, dry pepper, curry and other spices you have at home)

Method.
-Boil your pasta separately(normal cooking time)
-Wash your Irish potatoes and boil for 10 minutes (It is easier to peel when it is boiled) Peel and dice into small pieces.

-Scrape the carrots, wash and dice into tiny pieces.
-Wash the bell pepper and green beans and chop into tiny pieces. Chop the hotdogs as well.
-Boil the hot dogs, green pepper, green beans and carrots for 5 minutes on medium heat. Sieve the water when done.
-pour your 6 tablespoons of vegetable oil into a dry frying pan and heat up(low heat); add the chopped ingredients excluding the Irish potatoes and stir fry for 3 minutes, add the spices.and mix. Add the diced Irish potatoes and stir fry for another minute.
-Your meal is ready.
-Serve hot with the pasta.

I have attached pictures of the one I made at home.

Do enjoy your weekend!

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GIVEAWAY ALA ADVERT

Madam Kork Guten Tag.

Ok so here's the deal... I recently rounded up my makeup classes and I'll be doing makeup for Sdk BVs based in Port Harcourt and it's environs at really discounted prices, as low as 15k for bridal makeovers, plus you will get your eyelashes done for free. If I'm contracted for both white and traditional wedding I'll charge as low as 25k instead of 30k. Please tell a friend to tell a friend, but the reference has to be Sdk blog.

Again my birthday is next month so in the spirit of that I'll give free makeovers to 2 brides who would be wedding in June in Port harcourt and honestly can't afford a makeup artist. Send me an email with your wedding dates and I'll pick the 2 brides with different dates.

My contact: peach220688@gmail.com

55BB7F38.

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SOME MEN SUCK!

Evening Stella,

I'm in an impossible situation, totally broke, unemployed, in dire needs, broken, vexed, used and a newly separated single mother of an 18months old son living in Lagos. I am dying every day and the Lord knows it. It's a big shame, it's just that I cannot find a way to end this. I am alive but I am not living a life - embarrassed, belittled, financially distressed, speechless (better still dumb), economically sabotaged and emotional drained.

Randy ex, who just got fired. Got two other ladies pregnant, an intern corper(4months) and an SS2 teen all in Abuja.I Had leave when confronted with this live-drama. Reading Wednesdays chronicle HERE moved me.

Mistakes ladies make, now I am a suffering single mother, Honestly, some men suck!

Na wah!

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GIVEAWAY GIVENCHY BAD RECEIVED

My name is divine, I'm here to say I won the givenchy bag giveaway*dancing*

I was so happy when warrigirl told me I was the winner, it felt like a dream. I received the bag today and I must say I'm happy and God bless you Warrigirl, you're far too kind. Please blog visitors should patronize her as she's into makeover,sales of makeup product, quality and designers hand bags.This is her contact 07039583349.Attached is the picture of MY BAG.‎ 

Shuo warri girl dey sell bags?thats nice...so na so you dey leave shop stretch neck dey do mebo mebo?
LMAO!

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CAMPUS ANTENNA - MARGARET THATCHER RETALIATES HOT SLAP DASHED TO MAN

Greetings to the most Cheerful Giver in the world, Mrs Korks,  I love

you so much. 

3 Gbosas to all the ever conscious BVs, I greet una.

Straight to the gist, I go collect some food stuff for my friend place

as student to student, I come reach junction wan carry bike, na hin I

notice one man wey pack him Camry  and wan start kick to move, maybe

he forget to check hin rear mirror very well, na small e remain make

he hit one woman's Murano jeep. The next thing we see be say the woman

go park her car and come meet the man, the man politely say:
 I'm sorry ma

Woman: sorry for yourself, who dash you this car or are you a driver?

Man: sorry madam, after all my car didn't hit yours.

Woman: where the car, a car or pangolo (tin milk)

Man: madam what else did you what from me? I don't think you have any

work to do.

He wan come enter hin car na so we hear a very sound slap for the

man's face gbaaa....

Man: Madam!!! What's all these about? Did you just slap me?

Madam: yes, do your worst.

Then we notice one woman with 10kg of Semovita with other shopping

bags running as fast as she could to the scene, she come drag the

madam from the back and dash her slap for face, the woman wan look

her, na so she dash her another slap. The madam too want to retaliate

and this Margaret Thatcher woman come hold her hand and give her

another slap gbaaa.

Na so people come gather to separate them and the Camry man come guide

say make people no separate them, he said anybody wey separate them

will not live to see the end of May, * haa on top wetin? Come see as

people come dey draw back, this Margaret Thatcher woman come dey punch

this madam like mad, people no fit separate them cos of the man's

curse.

Then this young man just get in between these women and separate them

(I think say he don gree to die this May ni, I no know). 

Immediately the madam go enter her jeep and leave the scene.

We even think say she go call police. The Margaret Thatcher woman come

stand gidigba say make she go call police that she go meet her here.

She come dey para say na who dash her gut to slap her husband? Shey

she no get DH for home ni? The DH too just dey praise hin wife for not

disappointing him.

Na so the peace maker come hold the man say make he reverse the curse,

the man insist say he don agree to die this May that's why he gree

separate them. He sha finally gree to commot the curse and pray for

the peace maker to live long.

But the rich madam no bring any police cos I wait for more than 20mins

and she no show. I come agree see she just use one slap collect 3

slaps with serious punching, Olohun maje n fowo arami sherami (Lord

make I no use my hand do myself). Fellow female BVs abeg make una no

dey fight men for public oo, you no know maybe he get Margaret

Thatcher as wife. My 2 cent for una.

See you next time, till the,, make una enjoy your weekend. From the

stable of Campus Antenna. Love ya all

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA this gist sweet ooooooo.I like how the man handled it.
The peace maker crack me up,he go hold the man to reverse the curse after he don seperate fight finish?LMAO

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VINTAGE WRIST WATCH GIVEAWAY BY DAVID BALLER 

Hello Stella. How are you doing? Trust you and the blog fam' is good. I wanna give 3 of these vintage wristwatches to 3 blog visitors. I'm giving away only 3 because I just got 15 pieces to know how the reception will be like. If it's good and I order more, I'll give 5 more pieces away. To apply for the giveaway please send me a mail at davidballer100@gmail.com. Please note the 1st, 2nd and 3rd to mail will receive the giveaway also state preferred color.

To place an order for it, please call me on 08133624854. The watch plus cost of delivery to you anywhere in Nigeria is #2000. Thanks and stay blesses

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CAB SERVICES WHERE EVER YOU GO.

Good day Mrs Korkus and Fellow BVs. I am an ardent reader and occasional commenter on this blog. Please, I'm pleading for patronage for my husbands cab service (Avotex 24hrs A/C cab service). He's been out of job for a long while now and recently just started this. Avotex guarantees cheap, quality driving and comfort throughout your journey. We  travel to anywhere and everywhere all over Nigeria from Warri, Delta State. SDK BVs get 10% discount on any trip. We can be reached via this number 07060692376. 

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 GIST -BETWEEN THE RED CARD AND CAMERA PHONE

Good afternoon my people I don come with my gist again oo(dry or no dry make una dey manage am)as at all at all nai bad.

I remember one day like that I dey go back to school from my village,as I drop from bus i con say make stroll small make I feed my eye as I don reach town na so I just turn left I con see people gather I con say make I go see wetin dey shele there as I dey near dere nai I dey hear ''show me the red,show me if you fit recognize am''

 I con join dem as per say I don see girls and women dere the presence of the huge guys no intimidate me.people wey I meet dere con dey pick nobody see the red card pick,the boy wey dey shuffle the card con tell all of us say anybody wey fit pick out the red card go win 1 camera phone and me wey be say na torchlight I dey use den,my mind con tell me say try your luck now.

I sha observe the boy as he dey reshuffle the card as the boy finish he con shout again show me the red,show me the red na so i pick the red card show the guy oo,the guy congratulate me,everybody there self congratulate me.The guy na tell me say since I don win make I bring 1k then collect my camera phone I now bring 1k from my purse show the guy say make he first handover the phone to me he say Lai Lai say na me go first give am the 1k as e be say my 1k no fit buy the phone sef I sha give am the money.As the guy collect the money finish na so all of them strong face,bone face no even look my face again,I con dey beg them I dey cry sef I dey even explain give them say I be student say I no want the phone again make dem return my money no body answer me,na so one guy just come tell me say if I like make I dey cry from today till tomorrow dem no go answer me say make I dey go because say na God catch me say as I small reach I dey gamble and dey look for osho free(Awoof)

Naso I con dey go my school empty handed no phone and my money sef don go.

Since den if I dey pass dat place na so my mind go they cut I no dey even look their side again till today oo,I no even fit tell anybody sef(Awoof dey purge belle)

Have a nice weekend BVS

Signed lekwa ukwu

WHAT!!!....you just left like that?IF NA ME I NO GO GREE OOOOOH

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Uniben braids giveaway extension.

Dear Angel Stella,

I would like to extend the braiding giveaway to 2 more Benin bvs, especially emjay who indicated interest, and any other bv.

Please, make una nor vex, sake of say, I nor fit come una house come do the job. I be student wey broke wella dis season.

Please contact me through the enclosed number or mail.

Gitiafe@gmail.com 08095919206.

Angel Stella, thank you for the platform.

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Grandma with Breast Cancer/ Surgery.

Hi Angel Stella,

  I cannot appreciate God enough for you and some BVs, Of a truth God has used Stella and some BVs to sustain and keep this Mama alive up til this moment.

The fact NOW is that Mama has been booked for her breast surgery earlier than expected because of her quick response to Chemotherapy treatment and the money that will cover the estimated bill now starts posing a challenge because of time. Out of the estimated amount of 300k which covers her surgery, accommodation,lab tests ,feeding etc. We have realised about 150k and the surgery has been booked for 1st week of June, am afraid time may choke us. That's  I am pleading with the wonderful Angels (BVs), to please help this Mama to survive because the thought of this bill has become a trauma to her. Sincerely, we all including Stella have contributed to help her survive up til now, but this is the time she needs us most, financially and morally. Please my people let's assist as God lays in your hearts, our oil will never run dry IJN . SDK, God bless you in multiple folds, God prosper and sustain this Blog and bless the BVs. Stella please and please post it please.

Please contact-08033348888,08186924639.

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MEMO TO BLOG VISITOR IBEZIM ECHEZONA a.k.a Zimzim

The blog visitor that sent you her pic for the portrait you promised has not heard from you and she is afraid that her pic does not surface on a naked body.I know you will not do such but please mail Tina and let her know why you have delayed in getting back to her.

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Bringing up strong entrepreneurs

Are you overworked and underpaid? Are you career frustrated? Do you want to earn extra money? Can you set aside five to ten hours a week to build a big business? If yes, the fa$track business club invites you to join us, preferably people in Anambra and Enugu States contact us on ifeomanwegbo@gmail.com

or add us on bbm 755C6462

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HOUSE FOR SALE

5bedroom house for SALE in VGC on a land of 700+m2 - N120m with BQ.(2)A 4bedroom terraced House in Millennium Estate, off Oba Akinjobi Road, IKEJA GRA -N60m for more enquiries please call 08024299198,08098997879.

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Appreciation to CEO of the changing room

I want to use this medium to thank the CEO of the changing room for the lovely clothes and shoes she gave me.she practically emptied her wardrobe for me.this woman is very kind hearted,infact i have never met such in my life.

 All i can say is Thank you ma and may God bless you abundantly and give you that which you desire most,Amen!

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ATTENTION ALL BLOG VISITORS

Hello my fellow Sdkers, Do you wish to work in a beauty spa or own a beauty spa? Do You want to become a professional beauty therapist? The opportunity is here! Come learn from beauty professionals and experts! Classes start on the 1st of June and registration is on. Those who are interested and would love to register for the class, should come and register at Ck House of Beauty , D1, road 8, Ikota shopping complex, Vgc, Lagos. For more details, you can reach us on 08032537522, BB Pin 331007B3, Email: apply@ckhouseofbeauty.com. 
The beauty therapy courses include:
Facial Treatments
Body Exfoliation/Polishing
Body Massage
Manicure and Pedicure
Nail Fixing
Make up application
The full Beauty Therapy courses, which comprises of all the courses listed above is N45,000. Materials and beauty products required for training will be provided by us.  Hands on training (practicals) on clients will start from day one.  It will be an eight weeks program.  After the training, qualified students will be posted for Internship in Spas

Learn a skill, Be Beautiful, Be Empowered.

Two free slots for lucky Bvs, (For those who can not really afford it)

Thanks Stella love

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2-Bedroom Flat ensuite for rent in Warri

Vacant flat located at Ugboroke, off Airport Road, Warri. It's a 2-bedroom flat with 2-toilets, fenced compound, water and light, Very spacious rooms and good car park in a serene environment. Just 260k per annum. Serious vendors to call on Monday on 08030530411. Mention you are an SDKer.

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Happy weekend to you all till in house news berths again on Monday.

Signing out

STELLAKORK..

Blognalist and proud social entrepreneur.