IN HOUSE NEWS - Monday

Monday must surely be a man.....or a woman sef!...when you scroll,you will find out why i said so..*wink*

AMEBO GIST ON TRANSIT PASTOR

Good afternoon Stella, your blog remains the best. 

I was in a bus heading to Enugu, and as soon as the bus left one man started singing and the rate and the volume he was singing this song was terrifying.by the time he finished three songs na then every passenger realised he is not ok and some chose to keep quiet make only am sing. The next thing the man yelled ''will you open your mouth'' people started laughing cos the prayer done become by force. After much singing he started praying na there our head scatter. He was praying with igbo so i am gonna translate.

''Father as we are going to enugu we beg you to send the mechanics of heaven to fix anything that is not ok in the bus, the doctor's and nurses of heaven to heal the vehicle. 

Father the driver is just a human like you so help him' 

(father anybody in this bus wey no dey waka pure waka it is his self concerning) my prayer is not for the person. 'But 

(anybody wey dey waka pure waka it is my concerning' so my prayer is for the person.) Chaii this one mad me

  

"Father this driver I see him, he is good I want before the end of this month make he get another vehicle of his own and then let him remember that some 1 once prayed for him''. 

Driver just turn give the man side eye . hehehe. 

After much of praying an repetition of words he closed the prayer and started singing in igbo ''ooh touch your neighbour and tell him you love him''.

I wished everyone here understands igbo  na there the gist for sweet pass.

E still sweet like this.I don siddon near werey man for inside Bus before oh....Na as Bus move begin go Benin,the man begin hot arugement with himself,even slap himself with vexs,he was sitting near me directly.na so himself begin argue with himself over me oh.I freeze where i siddon use eye dey find other passengers and they all avoided my eyes,na so i begin shout make driver stop cos i was so scared.I shout so tey till driver sef understand come stop motor.

As everybody come down wan judge case na so the werey man come down begin fight himself oh.He push himself for ground begin fight.na so we all run enter Bus and driver take off.No be small thing.After that experience if i go park na front i dey siddon,if front don full,i dey wait till the next Bus lol

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LMAO!

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ADVISE OF FOODSTUFF EXPORTATION BUSINESS

Dear Stella, i am a young graduate struggling to make ends meet.

recently i got a business idea on exporting foodstuff  and provisions

(tomatoe paste, maggi seasoning, dried fish, stock fish, dried

vegetables) to the UK, USA etc but i'll  really appreciate it if

someone who is already into this to educate me on the nitty gritty of

this biz.

please help a young lady trying to survive.

thanks and God bless

my email addy is chelseaumeh86@gmail.com

I dont know how lucrative this business might be becos we have lots of African shops cut across all of Europe and they get their supplies from people who export big time and at cheaper rate.you would be starting small so i dont know if you will make enough profit.we have tomatoe paste in Oyibo shops here and they are even cheaper than in African shops.Maggi seasoning is very cheap here as well.dried fish,stock fish and dried vegetable is also in large supplies already all over.In London if you need anything,just go to Peckham and in Germany local African shops have all you can think of...My dear please think of another business idea oh

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APPRECIATION TO ANGEL BLAZE (MAY GIVEAWAY)

1. This is a message from a grateful  heart who has been blessed with 25000 angel blaze support to grow her business.

I say a big thank you  much for this opportunity to grow my business once more. I never knew this was real until I experienced it. Indeed Angel blaze is really an angel. May God reward you bountifully....

And to Stella dimokokorkus you are an Heaven sent. Thank you so much

I want to use this medium to plea for patronage from fellow bvs. I sell afordable and unique ladies footwear, men polos and Jackets. SDKERS will get 15% off their orders. My contacts: Bbm 794233C5 and whatsapp 07080299818
Thank you stella.
From Tobi

2. Hello ,i am so short of words,Angel Blaze May you never go hungry,just as you have wiped these tears from my eyes,you will never have any reason to cry,just when I was drinking water to sustain me,I got the credit alert,God bless you Angel blaze,i am crying but its tears of joy,i am very grateful from the depth of my soul,God bless you so much...thank you so much

From Aquarianbaby

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE BY MANNY'S KITCHEN

Hello Stella,

I want to use your platform to solicit for patronage.
If you need a caterer for your party or home cooking please contact manny's kitchen.  We cook all kinds of food and soup including small chops.  For my Delta people, we prepare special delicacy of corn puddy( as na corn season be this).  We are located in Port harcourt and you can reach us on 08127075958. Special discount to the first 10 people.

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 LESSON TEACHER LOOKING FOR PATRONAGE
Good day Stella, God bless you for your good works. Please help me post this in Monday IHN; I need parents who live in Festac, amuwo odofin and it's environ to contact me for private lesson.. Especially for primary school pupils. You won't regret contacting me because you re sure to see a turn around in your child/ward My fellow blog visitors can contact me with these numbers 08082278870 or via email on ifyanyanwusonia@gmail.com

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PLEA FOR ASSISTANCE TO HELP THE MOTHERLESS

Good day Stella. Please i will like to plead with the BVs. On 27th of this month  is my birthday , and I will like to visit the motherless in my serving state. There are more things i wanna thank God for but my resources are limited. Please any Blog visitor that wants to help me support this children should contact me on this number 08053606611. I will send proof of the visit. Thanks and may God fill your containers. Happy new week.

Nice one.

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 PLEA FOR LIQUID WASH PATRONAGE

Good Afternoon madam Stella,

Well done for the good job. I enjoy your blog a lot although I comment as anonymous because I am not versatile in creating an ID.

Please I will like SDKers to patronise me. I'm into production of multipurpose liquid wash, shampoo, airfreshner, etc. I also produce for those that want to give out as souveners.

Thank you.
My email is maryabiola2000@yahoo.com
Phone no. 08135625236

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 FREE MAKE UP FOR 2 BRIDES IN LAGOS

Hello Stella,i am willing to do free makeover for 2 brides in lagos or if you are outside lagos we can talk it out,please this is my own way of contributing .any one interested should ping me,24dcbbbf

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QUESTION FOR YOU ALL.

Hi Stella,

Just a quick question to the blog family. 

Why do some Nigerians who moved abroad in their adulthood speak in their adopted accents with fellow immigrant Nigerians who speak with the Nigerian accent to them?

Infact, the one that happened to me recently really surprised me.

I met this Nigerian woman in a plane (well she looked Nigerian) and I began to chat away in my pure Nigerian accent, happy to see a fellow Nigerian.

Omo, the accent she was using to answer me was more American than Will Smith's.

I swallowed my mounting irritation and continued chatting while we waited for our plane to take off only for her phone to start ringing.

Like film trick this Americanised Nigerian woman began to speak conk (stronger than concrete) Nigerian accented English with a Yoruba flavour.

After shouting 'Amin' several times to whoever was calling and obviously praying for her, she put off her phone and like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde turned to me and continued in her American accent.

I was so pissed that I buried my big nose in a boring book and refused to look up until we landed at our destination. 

So Stella, please ask your people this question. Why did the lady not speak in her Nigerian accent to me when she obviously could?

LMAO...If you ask us,na who we go ask?the question when you ask so,e heavy for mouth!..heheheheeh Omawumi how far with baby?Kicking well?

I guess she just wanted to torture you.You should have asked her as soon as she switched back to the fake accent.

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APPRECIATION

Hello Stella,

I'm one of the chosen BV's who won an apple bottom belt from Besmerald Boutique. I want to use this medium to appreciate her wholely for the freebie.

BV Besmerald, I've thanked and appreciated you and still is. God bless you and enlarge your coast. God will surely expand your biz thatyou would be like "wow".

Thank you so much.

C'est Moi

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Industrial Training: In need of advice and assistance.

Hi Stellz,.Shoutout to blog sis,Hushpuppy.

I am due to start my IT in June.I Got a placement at Emzor pharmaceuticals at Oshodi Isolo in Lagos and I will be staying at Isheri along Berger.My parents are telling me they know how much I wish to work there but they do not have money for my transportation which is estimated to be about #700 per day.I really don't know what to do and it has really got me worried.I need some advice on what to do and if there is anyone staying around berger and works in Oshodi who is mobile,I will really like some help.My number is 08136212882.Yetunde

Thanks Stella,you are the best.

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BABY ITEMS VENDOR NEEDED

Good day,Stella of life.
my sister is preggy and she would love to start shopping for baby things. Especially clothes and clothing items. she doesn't really have the time to go around Lagos and do this herself.

Please if you are reading this and reside in lagos and you sell really cute, adorable and yummy new born baby clothes please send me a mail on
Lilykenneth0@gmail.com
Include your name and phone number. It would most likely be home service.

Thank you.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Please i am into cosmetics ( facials. also making of creams to suit your body not bleaching cream ooooh) and makeup original from US. Also wholesale and retail goods like Milani. Mac. Jordana. Sleek. Bh cosmetics .I am also into training students . also for Industrial attachments long breaks and short breaks we are available .

For small and large scale business entrepreneur we can make it happen .

  And i am based in Lagos - festac and Ajao.

It's very affordable as I can work with the budget of whoever wants my services.  I can be contacted through Jeeacosmetics@yahoo.com  . 

my phone number is  08023060230

Nana   07065844123. BBM channel pin C003225C8

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SMALL CHOPS VENDOR AT YOUR SERVICE

My Name is Atinuke and I  live in Lagos . I do SmallChops @ a very Reasonable Price For all Occasions  and I won't mind if my fellow BV can Patronize Me. There would be a 10per discount for SDK BV.I can be Reached on 08088858388 and my mail addy is Maodeyemi@hotmail.com This are my working contacts God bless you SDK and God bless my fellow BV.  

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GOOGLE APP FOR SDK BLOG

i need google app for this blog.please if you can build one,

contact me on Sdimokokorkus@gmail.com

Someone was helping me build one but i didnt hear from him again after he was almost through so I need to start again with someone who has creative idea of their own and can build something creative without supervision from me.

Remember i am a hard nut to please so contact me only if you think you know how to locate my G-spot...LMAO!

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AMEBO GIST.

‎ Good day to you.your blog is indeed a comfort zone believe  me......

so na ma gist be this this....

for my papa house,we get one tenant like that this guy no too fine ooo,he just sha dey there.Now to the main thing,last Saturday afternoon,the guy tell my pop-c say hin toilet block,my pop-c come ask am how come,the guy say he no know but say toilet no gree flush and as the kind person wey ma pop-c be,he sharply call plumber and bricklayer,within 1hr,those ones reach our house,me kukuma dey upstairs but I dey listen to every wey dey happen for downstairs.

when the plumber begin 2 dey cut through the pipe,na so we see this heavy load of fornication!!!!

 Stella if we are 2 count how many condoms in different  colors ,without exaggeration,e go reach almost 50 pieces.and to think say this guy always dey go church like say tomorrow no dey,everybody dey so surprise,shame no gree the guy talk as my papa ask am wetin happen.

At the  end of the day when the guy go talk,him talk say na before him born again,all him friend wey dey carry woman come house,na them dey throw am 4 inside there,as the plumber come put plunger from the toilet,if you see freshly used condoms,as the guy see am ,him just enter no talk anything again.ma papa kukuma tell am say when them repair the thing finish,him go tell am hin own share of the money,the guy just say yes sir.

I hope say I no waste una time.

LMAO...At least he protect himself nau....lol

abi wetin make i talk again?

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URGENT NEED FOR A BOOK

Please I have an urgent need for a book- The Theatre by Oscar brockett .. Its 25k and it way too too too too too expensive for me. Who has one to give away??  You will be helping me get my A1 in theatre history. Would also appreciate any other book on playwriting and sociology of drama.

Thanks.  My email address is gyifted@gmail.com

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ONLINE FITNESS COMPANY

We are an online fitness company designed especially for Nigerian women that want to loose weight and be healthy on Nigerian foods.

We prove that you can get fit on a budget. and through tight schedules, without the use of pills or supplements.

Contact us on bb 565F8A77, ariellafitness007@gmail.com

For more fitness inspiration/motivation follow @chinasatrinitta on instagram 

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TM Lewin giveaway

GIVEAWAY 

Hi Stella, I have decided to change some terms of last week’s giveaway. I initially wanted only people living in Port- Harcourt but I have changed my mind. Anybody living outside Port - Harcourt can try their luck. I will post them if I pick you. Apart from the shirts are some suits and dresses.

REQUIREMENTS:

• A size 12
• Someone working that really needs them 
• It should be for you, do not represent anybody. Thank you

emaill address. Its loveblogging205@gmail.com

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THANK YOU SOPHIA

Hello Stella,

I applied for the May giveaway by Sophia and I was selected. She was so nice on the phone and I was even expecting a pair or maybe two pairs of shoes but she sent me so much shoes that I am still finding it hard to believe. She also added some lovely clothes. Stella, she sent it all the way from Abuja to Lagos o. Hmm, angels really abound in this blog. Sophia, thank you so much, may lines fall for you in good places, may God's protection never depart from you and may you find favour in unexpected places.

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Thank you Chysugar

Hello Aunty Stella,thank you for this platform.you've been a blessing

so many people out there and I'm one of them. My shout out goes to

Chysugar she saw my rant and reached out to me. She recently sent me a

N1500 mtn recharge card and promised to send me something before the

month runs out. Chysugar may God continue to Bless and enrich you,may

your business continue to blossom. She's a make up artist,an event

planner,a blogger. Please my fellow bvs patronise her.

Thanx and God Bless everyone of us.

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THANK YOU.

Dearest Stella,

Thank you once again for this platform.I sent an appreciation mail for another blog visitor that reached out to me last week, but you didn't post. 

I don't want to appear ungrateful because I am forever grateful; she touched me when I was almost losing hope.

She called me the penultimate Saturday asking for my bank details and on Monday I received an alert for a whooping 15,000 naira. What friends and family could not do for me, was done by an angelic stranger. 

May God's favour over-run you and your household and may His blessings locate you from the four cardinal points of the earth.  

Thank you.

With so much love,

Debbie

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LASER HAIR REMOVAL

Please I need your assistance in getting a laser hair removal clinic in Lagos that can render their service to me at a discounted rate.

I have tried ALL known ways of removing this facial all to no avail. My face is almost scared from tweezing, shaving stick, waxing n co and from the look of things this is  the only option I have left.

Its quite expensive but I will most grateful if am able to get it done at a reasonable and discounted rate

Thank you

Shade

Contact: pholaroluwole@yahoo.com

Wouldnt it be better if you treated where the growth is coming from?sounds like you have male hormones!

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Can any one teach me how to make beads for free?

Hi,

I am a married woman with kids.I currently lost my job and I was trying to start up a business but I can't afford it now.please is there any BV in Ajah or lekki axis who can be of help in giving me the training I need in beads making.I will be very glad and blessed.I can't afford to pay a tutorial fee.I can be reached  on Soniakingk_s@yahoo.com.God bless you.

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THANK YOU ANONYMOUS BV

Dear stella,

                   

This BV surprised me with baby clothes,toys ,lots of baby items and a whooping sum of 5000.

                  

She doesnt want her identity to be known but I want to tell her that God will always favour and enrich her .

 Thank you stella for you have a heart of gold.may God grant all your heart desires,Amen

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THANK YOU BV MYCUTTIE

Good day Ma, I just want to appreciate BV mycuttie who chose me for a free bridal makeover for my wedding in June, May God bless her abundantly‎ and meet her at the point of her needs. SDK, I want to also tell you about a BV I won 100 portions of small chops from during her giveaway in January I mailed her through sweetextone@yahoo.com, she has not been replying my mails since she requested to know the reception venue. No offence intended but I think it only fair for me to know‎ if she is not interested in the giveaway anymore, on the other hand anything could have happened that might warrant her not responding but I pray everything is well with her. God bless you for your good works SDK.

My phone number is 07038362937

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DISTINCT COUPLE GIVEAWAY PART 1

As part of our social responsibility to our community as distinct Vendors, we present to you the distinct couple giveaways 1

Win wedding giveaways worth 4 million Naira                                                      

Rules                                                                                      

1} You must follow all vendors                                                                                

   @distinctvendors @sitprettymakeupmaverick @3a_events @eventsredefinedng @iceydrinkscocktails @gbengaartsmith @mhorottiweddings @dikophotography @laides_jewels @theweddingtv @sweetcravingsdesserts @hafsiatfabrics @mandiesnaillounge @slimolobe @bimmms24 @eruiyawo @kokiesworldofgifts

2} Send a short story to distinctvendors@yahoo.com titled LOVE STORY

3} Repost this picture on your page, tag @distinctvendors, hashtag #distinctcouplegiveaway1, tag 3 friends

4} Wedding date must fall between May to July 2015

5} Wedding location must be in Lagos(Metropolitan area)

6} Services are for a one-day wedding ceremony. #distinctvendors#distinctvendorsgiveaway#distinctcouplegiveaway1

Winner will be announced on or before May 31st 2015

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Boutique for sale

Good day SDK,thanks for this platform! I will be going for NYSC next batch and I want to sell off everything in my shop to someone who is thinking of opening a boutique! Mannequins will be sold at 15k instead of 25k,i have other things too,if you want to take over the shop,we will negotiate!!

it's tastefully furnished boutique with A.C and big generator and in a good location in port Harcourt.Call 08056212771"

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BETWEEN THE GENERALS WIFE AND IRENE B.

Some jobless person,probably someone trying to chase away my regular blog visitors
decided to impersonate the generals wife and then opened a new Irene.B account linking the generals wife profile there and making it look like it is Irene doing it...For your info the original Irene.B google profile i am following it and have sent her messages there.This new one has less views and was opened to out of mischief.
This blog is my hustle,my sweat and my dear job and i have offered it as a sacrifice back to God,whoever comes here to try to run my hustle down will never know peace oh.
I know the person doing this impersonating thing is a pained bitter jobless and wicked person.We may think you are anonymous but GOD is watching you and ready to forgive you.
I WILL NOT BE ENABLING ANY COMMENTS ON THIS TOPIC SO PLEASE DO NOT WASTE TIME TYPING OUT ANY LONG EPISTLE.I just wanted to clear the air on Irene .B being an impersonator...




Signing out....
STELLAKORK
BLOGNALIST AND PROUD SOCIAL ENTREPRENEUR.