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Friday, May 29, 2015

Hilarious Tweets Trail Buhari's Inauguration


#BabaNowThatYouAreThere......

Nigerians went on twitter to bare their minds on the change they desire to see as from now in the most hilarious tweets..




























Hahahahahaahha,Please join the fun on Twitter...
#Babanowthatyouarethere please tell them to leave my boo alone



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79 comments:

  1. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)29 May 2015 at 22:44

    Lmao!!! Twitter peeps are cray!!!!

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    1. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com29 May 2015 at 23:37

      Hahahahahahaahahha

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    2. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 00:16

      Baba while you are here,dnt do anyhow else okija wife will call u oloribuku, olobo town council lol

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    3. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 00:44

      Lmao...lwkm..
      ..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

      #Baba-now-that-you-are-there
      ~ Tell phcn to stop giving us candle light we prefer fanta light
      ~ bring indomie back to 50 naira now 65,,,cocacola to 50 naira now 80,, packet of matches to 50 naira not 60,,oil to 150 not 250.
      ~Corper allowee to atleat 50,000 per month...
      # NENE

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    4. Unknown30 May 2015 at 00:49

      Kikikikikikikikikikikikikik
      Nigerians are the most happiest people on earth jare!

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    5. CharisMAtic DIVA30 May 2015 at 05:31

      Kwakwakwa @Dat isi ewu pot no deep at all! Baba now that u re there, talk to ur boy- I died at that Amechi's pic. Yes o Baba we need enough oyel into d roasted yam, for These re the major challenges we re faced with in Naija .
      Fix it Baba! Fix it!!

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  2. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)29 May 2015 at 22:46

    Hahahahahahahahahaha...
    Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa....

    OMG!!!...
    Lwkmd!!...
    Abeg make I go sleep joor...una good night...

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    1. chick felix29 May 2015 at 23:06

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha @ isi ewu" pot is too small chai so true kikikikikikikik @blog lord voice.....

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    2. Unknown30 May 2015 at 09:56

      SDK Buhari don turn ur boo ozugbo ozugbo? Chai... D peanut n d boy dancing for lunch n ishi ewu pot cracked up. Wats wit d find Fulani wife for don jazzy lol, oh and d make Fulani girls more accessible for us to marry- hundred strokes of Cain don dey hungry u abi? Yoruba English subtitle lmfao! Oh n mtn numerous messages... Abeg na President of Nigeria no be president of ariaria market for aba...

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    3. Unknown30 May 2015 at 09:57

      Oh SDK meant Amaechi, I for say o. I no first read am well...

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  3. Chidinma Grace29 May 2015 at 22:48

    Stella now dt ur boo's name is mentioned, hope ur BP is down now?

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  4. Seun Ajet29 May 2015 at 22:48

    Telecommunication companies should do something about the yeye text messages they send people. It's so annoying!

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    1. Viva la Diva29 May 2015 at 23:15

      After sending d code a bv pointed out, since then 'empty hen' has received sense....one down, 2 more to go. Etisalat and airtel, I will tackle your matter soon!

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    2. Sue30 May 2015 at 00:47

      Please what's the code

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    3. ****Bbjac****30 May 2015 at 01:51

      Abeg I need the code too......o,they can raise someone's hope eh,especially when you dey expect alert

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    4. CharisMAtic DIVA30 May 2015 at 05:32

      Lol@ Empty hen

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    5. Viva la Diva30 May 2015 at 07:40

      Send STOP to 33111 and in 24 hours you will be removed from their campaign database

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    6. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 09:22

      How does one stop it on glo?

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    7. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 20:41

      I'm sure it should be on their websites how to disativate any service .

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  5. queenE29 May 2015 at 22:49

    Hilarious!

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  6. Unknown29 May 2015 at 22:51

    He should start working now o,i want to see the change!!!!!!! lol

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  7. Lilian Fc Barcelona29 May 2015 at 22:54

    Funny.

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  8. Sue29 May 2015 at 22:56

    Hahaha Amaechi no go kill pesin with laf

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  9. Qutie29 May 2015 at 22:57

    Your boo doesn't have shame tho
    Why was he missing in the inauguration?
    He wasn't there to hand over?
    Apc, please be good to us

    #babanowthatyouarethere, fulfill your promise on dollars.
    #babanowthatyouarethere, give Amechi a good political post for all his troubles
    #babanowthatyouarethere, visit all the generals so that the general wife can remember me while sharing and partaking in the national cake

    #babanowthatyouarethere, don't shut your doors of leniency on Ifeanyi uba and others
    #babanowthatyouarethere, close down all the fucked up private hospitals on the island that don't do
    shii,
    #babanowthatyouarethere, I want to fulfil one fantasy

    Signing out
    Quitie
    Blog visitor and fucking proud biatch

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  10. lady j29 May 2015 at 22:57

    buhahahahahahaha

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  11. Ice Queen29 May 2015 at 22:57

    Your boo is in Abuja in presidential inauguration Gala night
    Oshomole is there with his virgin wife
    Joke silva is among the anchor of the night
    Many dumb hausa musicians
    Kored Bello with his usual Godwin
    Zahra is beautiful
    Beautiful people everywhere

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    1. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 00:53

      My dear ehn I have never seen anything as dumb as those hausa musicians dat performed at d inauguration gala night.. so dis is what we are going 2 face in d next 4 years?

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  12. Anonymous29 May 2015 at 22:57

    HAD TO TYPE IN CAPS HOW COME TAMAR AWOBOTU KNOWS EVERY CELEB NOW THE NEW LAGOS FIRST LADY OF LAGOS IS NOW HER AUNTY B SEE FAMZING WAS CHECKING HER IG PAGE JUST NOW EVERY ONE IS HER SWEETY OR DARLING HIAN

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    1. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 00:53

      The thing tire person.. dat girl can famz 4 d world. . How does she do it? I cant deal abeg!

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    2. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 01:34

      Hater !! Oshi! Go and famz your own ! Atulu

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    3. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 07:55

      Amon 1:34 which is obviously Tamar oloriburuku ni e go get a job stop FAMZING up and down get a life

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  13. Miss Ess29 May 2015 at 23:01

    #Babanowthatyouarethere....i can't wait to see the change I voted for.

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  14. Unknown29 May 2015 at 23:07

    airtel is a bloody nightmare to their subscribers. multiple, daily unnecessary calls and messages. Mtn is not left out with their grand scamming messages about bonanzas and raffle draws. they need to be stopped.

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    1. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 01:04

      Left Etisalat for airtel. Worst mistake in my history of using cellular! Deducting money with lies even a blind man can spot! God is watching all you telecom people o. Babanowthatyouarehere put an end to recharge cards!

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  15. Unknown29 May 2015 at 23:08

    Lol..I just died

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  16. Unknown29 May 2015 at 23:10

    Buhari.
    24 hrs electricity in 6 months.
    No stories. No lies. No excuses.

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  17. LADYGEE (Crowd1 Biz)29 May 2015 at 23:10

    Very hilarious.

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  18. Ryan29 May 2015 at 23:10

    Lol...you have conceive of pregnance...oh my good Lord

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  19. Anonymous29 May 2015 at 23:12

    HAD TO TYPE IN CAPS HOW COME TAMAR AWOBOTU KNOWS EVERY CELEB NOW THE NEW LAGOS FIRST LADY OF LAGOS IS NOW HER AUNTY B SEE FAMZING WAS CHECKING HER IG PAGE JUST NOW EVERY ONE IS HER SWEETY OR DARLING HIAN

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    1. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 00:54

      Her other name is famzer 4 d world

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  20. Irene Bernards29 May 2015 at 23:13

    Burger own Na true o.
    12 peanuts n vulcanised air full d pack

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  21. Glam 24729 May 2015 at 23:14

    Omg! These tweets are damn hilarious! Lol

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  22. OLORI29 May 2015 at 23:16

    I don laff tire

    Hahahahahahahhahaha

    Nigerians are very creative I swear! Make I go sleep o jare....is not Gud to be sick walahi

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  23. MRS CHI UDE(Baby Face)29 May 2015 at 23:18

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my goodness. Baba do something

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  24. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings29 May 2015 at 23:26

    Its 10:25pm......No change yet.......Buhari has bn president for ds long yet nothing

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  25. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)29 May 2015 at 23:32

    Twitter is so much fun.

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  26. BLOGLORD (MVBM)29 May 2015 at 23:39

    Lmaoooo!
    Omg! Nigerians are so fun!!!
    Am laughing to bed.
    That reducing air in peanut got me rolling with so much laughter.
    Funny tweets.
    Nyt y'all

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    1. Stella Asemota30 May 2015 at 05:54

      Hahahahahaha
      Funniest people in the world.

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    2. The General's Wife30 May 2015 at 08:26

      Funniest People i tell u
      hahhahahhaaHahahahahhahahaah
      The one of reducing d air in d peanut pack cracked me up Big time hahahahha

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  27. Sapphire29 May 2015 at 23:40

    Hahaha. Reduce the air in burger nuts? Seriously?? This our new guy is in for some magic 👍🏾

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  28. Unknown29 May 2015 at 23:46

    Very funny with the yoruba movies. HahahahahahahahHa! #babanowthatyoyarehere# make fuel price reduce to 40 naira.

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  29. Anonymous29 May 2015 at 23:51

    That 'talk to. Your boy is soooo funny

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  30. Cynthia Iyede30 May 2015 at 00:02

    Honestly those text messages aint funny anymore especially from airtel. Wetin!

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    1. Justyswt30 May 2015 at 13:26

      That MTN own is just too much. Espescially when I am expecting alert. #babanowthatuarethere pls put an end to it.

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  31. calabar chick30 May 2015 at 00:02

    #babanowthatyouarethere, tell dose yeye guys to stop hurting we gals...*sideeyes*

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    1. Unknown30 May 2015 at 08:40

      The principle is an eye for an eye.....

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  32. Brown suga30 May 2015 at 00:10

    Me I want bill that will make we Abuja residents to pay less in house rent @les 1 room self con in d city centre should not exceed 150-200k, while a 1 bedroom should not be more dan 300-350k. I'm tired of paying exorbitant rents abeg.

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    1. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 00:48

      Is not a must to live in abuja nah....if the rent is that cheap.....abuja would be twice as it is now..... hustle harder so u can live in your personal house... God would help u

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  33. Unknown30 May 2015 at 00:14

    That "isi ewu pot no deep at all" got me ,lol

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    1. Sgt.Tackleberry30 May 2015 at 10:26

      Lol but true talk. d people get A1 for mounting.

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  34. Divinity30 May 2015 at 00:35

    Dat peanut no be lie at all! Very funny!

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  35. PalominoGeh30 May 2015 at 01:14

    See me laughing like a Banshee. Kikikikikiki twitter rocks! My best SN yet! Closely followed by FB. Instagram too dey chop data abeg.

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  36. Unknown30 May 2015 at 03:48

    Lmfao lmao

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  37. Vivaciara30 May 2015 at 03:51

    Lmao.
    Who send me make I open this post by this time.
    No thanks to insomnia.

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  38. mimi j30 May 2015 at 05:29

    That peanut got mii laffin real hard
    Babanowthatyouarethere# I need a job

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  39. Irene Bernards30 May 2015 at 06:35

    Chei,I no sabi do Twitter

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  40. Bootylycious diva30 May 2015 at 06:45

    Just one thing i ask for ,power supply

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  41. Unknown30 May 2015 at 07:32

    The Isi ewu bit really cracked me but na trueoooo!that pot no big at all.And they don't get more hilarious than Amechi,can't help loving that man,he no send at all just like Baba Iyabo..lmao

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  42. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 07:37

    #BabaNowThatYouAreHere
    All I ask for is constant electricity
    Ban importation of generators
    Bring back value to our naira
    Pls don't be a dictator. Allow Nigerians to speak their minds
    God help you sir

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  43. Unknown30 May 2015 at 07:38

    # babanowthatyouarethere please see to it a dollar is equal to 1 naira.

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    1. Anonymous30 May 2015 at 10:26

      No talk am near yahoo boys oh !!!!

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  44. Unknown30 May 2015 at 08:42

    #Babanowthatyouarethere - jobs for all the youth please......

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  45. Unknown30 May 2015 at 10:30

    omg Hahahahahaa

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  46. damabiqs30 May 2015 at 11:19

    #babanowthatyouarethere please put an end to ASUU,NMA,JOHESU strike...I need to graduate

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  47. Aity30 May 2015 at 20:42

    #babanowthatyouarethere I luv u more..

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