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Sunday, May 24, 2015

Hilarious Tweets On Fuel Scarcity....#AintNobodyGotFuelForThat

Nigerians have a way of making a comic relief out of even the most unpleasant situations.

Check out these hilarious tweets on fuel scarcity, trending as #AintNobodyGotFuelForThat...





































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60 comments:

  1. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 11:05

    Fuel is now liquid gold, its not so bad in PH... PH rocks jo, the proof is seen on our babes lookn all chubby. Lol

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    1. Mr_SouL Get Naija Twitter/IG followers/7AB109CB24 May 2015 at 17:21

      Yea PH is doing fine, I Guess it's worse in lagos

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    2. ADEDOLAPO 24 May 2015 at 19:48

      OMG.. . Queuing for fuel in your dream.. . Hahahahaha can't deal

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  2. Empress Moi2424 May 2015 at 11:09

    OmG dese tweets got me in stitches. Hahahahhahahah esp the one with jagaban's pic.

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  3. SDK Babe24 May 2015 at 11:12

    Dis fuel scarcity isn't funny at all.

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  4. MRS CHI UDE(Baby Face)24 May 2015 at 11:12

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha no b small ogorimakpa(i miss benin o)

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  5. Unknown24 May 2015 at 11:17

    Hahahaha

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  6. BLOGLORD (MVBM)24 May 2015 at 11:18

    Hahahahaahhhahahahaaahaha
    That is ehnn...
    Roller skating it shall be tmrw to work oh!
    Else....

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  7. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 11:19

    Humanity is relying so mch on fossil fuel, this crisis shld give us an insight of the chaos that'd befall us in the absence of crude, and we're not even thinkn of planB, science has proven that we'd one day run out of it, and the century also stated, but the truth has been silenced by those in power blinded & fueled by greed... Nigerians better start reasoning sustainability.... If not for u, for ur children, intead una carry unecessary thgs for head like Kardadhian did dis, beyonce wore that, twitter fight..... Rather than fightn for a greater cause. Wetin concern me, I don plan my escape wen e happen.

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    1. Makaveli D Don24 May 2015 at 14:31

      You re on point o. Too many vain n irrelevant tins nw take centre stage in 2days world

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    2. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 17:42

      I don't comment but u just made me!!!! Very sensible young man/ woman. May ur days b full of wisdom.

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  8. Unknown24 May 2015 at 11:20

    Lmao

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  9. Nemerem24 May 2015 at 11:20

    #Aintnobodygottimetolaugh# the situation is dire.

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  10. Rubylicious24 May 2015 at 11:20

    Nigerians talk too much without action. We should occupy the streets not rant on social media.

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  11. Unknown24 May 2015 at 11:20

    Sunday laugh please. . ....am bored.

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  12. STARRY LARRY24 May 2015 at 11:23

    Aku fuel scarcity oo gbogbo SDKBERS, hope una dey enjoy am wella as me here?





    *Larry was here*

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  13. Cynhams Cakes & Pastries, Abuja.24 May 2015 at 11:24

    Lmao! Nigerians. Always making light of every situation.




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  14. Unknown24 May 2015 at 11:26

    Very very hilarious 😂! HahahahahahahahHa. Chai naija wich way? Lol @apple juice! Now d trekking will get real cos dis is becoming unbecoming! One beta country should buy naija on loan so dis wahala will ease a bit. And some pple no de even feel d scarcity one bit.

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  15. BLOGLORD (MVBM)24 May 2015 at 11:27

    Stella Nwuye Korkus
    Release comments nauuu
    No fuel to go to church
    Keep me entertained pls!
    Comments!!!

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  16. Unknown24 May 2015 at 11:28

    Hahahahaha

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  17. Jeni_zee 24 May 2015 at 11:28

    Ain't nobody gat time for that

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  18. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)24 May 2015 at 11:30

    Buhahahahahahahaa

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  19. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!24 May 2015 at 11:33

    Smtcheeeeerwwww
    Smtcheeeeerwwww
    Smtcheeeeerwwww

    Not Funn at all....

    Nonsense!!!

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  20. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 11:35

    Lol

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  21. Cynthia N24 May 2015 at 11:41

    It's really depressing when we make jokes of situations that lead to d deaths of innocent citizens.Nigeria n Nigerians should deeply reflect n cry bcos d living condition in nigeria's not fit 4 animals

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    1. Eka Joy24 May 2015 at 12:50

      Abeg liven up, life's too short

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    2. Cynthia N24 May 2015 at 14:42

      @eka sorrowful,fuck off my thread u unintelligent twat.Life's 2 short but u continue 2 suffer n smile.Were u not 1 of d invalids campaigning 4 dis failed president?Liven up when countless lives're being lost needlessly,kindly fuck off my thread n go back 2 burying ur head in d sand suffering n smiling she-goat

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    3. Eka Joy24 May 2015 at 17:01

      U are seeking attention, by all means carry on, wen u bring out Ur dictionary for d next batch, pls call my attention to it. Ode oshi, I didn't frustrate Ur life, u chose to. Simple jokes to make u laff a little, u took it personal, small advice to make u feel better, u took it person. My dear, u reek of frustration, but sorry, I'm not d causer of Ur problems, blame it on Ur cheating, beating husband.

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    4. Anonymous25 May 2015 at 00:40

      Gud answer to dis irritating eka. She spoke her mind y not mind ur fucking business? U are d attention seeker cos she was on her lane before u brought ur badluck. Empty barrel wiv no common sense at all. Thank God every1 here sees u as an olodo! Thrashy idiat

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  22. Joy C24 May 2015 at 11:48

    Fuel scarcity don tire me, in fact e don reach to sow aso-ebi.

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  23. Shyla24 May 2015 at 12:03

    Walai, I love my country! This helps to reduce the tension and stress this fuel ish has caused. I loved the derica tweet. Plus all these ones wey de scatter venue for wedding things. haha. I still get full tank for car since last week. I just use am yesterday then I go pack am enter brt de waka go work this week. Cos the traffic for this town eh...#aintnobodygotfuelforthat mehn. Lol

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  24. Unknown24 May 2015 at 12:05

    Me: Stella, how far na.....happy Sunday!

    Stella: Aint nobody got fuel for that!

    Me: Stella, for greeting again?!

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  25. calabar chick24 May 2015 at 12:15

    When bae says she needs to listen to pastor Chris on television #AintNobodyGotFuelForThat...
    kikikikikikikiki!

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  26. Unknown24 May 2015 at 12:15

    Hahahahahahahahahhaahahha, aintNobodyGotFuelForThat#.....At times like this, I praise God I'm not in naija my father will be squeezing face after staying on the queue for 2hrs!!! God forgive nigerians pls, look on us with mercy!!

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    1. harley24 May 2015 at 12:51

      My dear it's more than 2 hours oh.the lines can go on and on when.h fit stay reach 8hours on top sef

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  27. MADE IN NIGERIA24 May 2015 at 12:18

    Lolzz, I love my country walahi

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  28. Unknown24 May 2015 at 12:24

    The fuel scarcity is not funny again oooh!
    Imagine 550 per litre.

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  29. Rukky's cakes @rukky_cakes24 May 2015 at 12:29

    Lmao, Nigerians will not ki person

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  30. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 12:31

    Father we need your intervention o.. thank God for waterboard because I dont even know how I wouldn't have managed the no light, fuel, salary or water situation..

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  31. kadybia24 May 2015 at 12:47

    Nigerians know how to laught in/at every situation

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  32. harley24 May 2015 at 12:52

    Things are getting outta hand God

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  33. Unknown24 May 2015 at 12:55

    Now I know why Nigeria ranks among Top happiest country in the world.

    I love my country

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  34. Unknown24 May 2015 at 13:02

    lol

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  35. Otaswifey chat me up for your classy traditional marriage aso - oke at the most affordable rate24 May 2015 at 13:29

    A neighbour spent the night at filling station and came back the next morning with 2litres, what a waste of time!

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  36. Cynthia Iyede24 May 2015 at 13:30

    Funny @ 120 per derica. God help this country. No light since the past 3 days. I don tire o.

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  37. Miss Ess24 May 2015 at 13:41

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......

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  38. Unknown24 May 2015 at 14:15

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said..
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    I swear this is serious o.... Very funny....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  39. QUINONEZ24 May 2015 at 14:16

    This fuel thing is so annoying....no PHCN light ,transport fares are high-no fuel..

    This Frank Dango guy is funny...all his videos...
    #Merigoranding
    #dili-dali
    #My brothers and sisters... your children
    Lmao.....

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  40. Ice Queen24 May 2015 at 14:39

    In some fuel stations in benin people buy fuel in lots of gallons for black market,this country is really tensed now

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  41. Unknown24 May 2015 at 14:44

    Naija,my people my people. Lol.
    Fuel is now 300naira as at the time of this comment, Choi.

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  42. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady24 May 2015 at 15:12

    SteLla Nwunye Korkus ds fuel scarcity is crippling d economy gradually. God help us. If u manage c where to buy fuel @ 130 or 140 per litre in Abj, u will hv t part wt #400 extra charge f evry big Jerry can of fuel u buy. Let"s if u buy fuel of #2000, u will pay a total of #2400. Price of evrything has gone up. Mschew!

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  43. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 16:08

    I weep for my country!! How can we depend on crude knowing fully well that it is a non-renewable resource. We have alternatives but choose to be in darkness!
    We can get our Biodiesel from our agriculture products but our government are busy chasing shadows.







    Nwunye Okeke

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  44. Unknown24 May 2015 at 22:02

    I hope this fuel saga gets resolved soonest.
    It is well with Nigeria.

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  45. Unknown24 May 2015 at 23:30

    Rashes don full all my body for d past 3 days... Lord is it a sign dat am not to stay under hot condition? Phcn no even dey reason us again. And gen need to be off by 10pm na wa o

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  46. Jasmine24 May 2015 at 23:49

    They should better start trekking for fuel o

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  47. Anonymous25 May 2015 at 03:34

    You still dey talk @550 when I bought 10k for 10litres @ chinatown axis and kids want to watch cartoon, #aintgotfuelforthat. Nuella

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