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‘Who on earth is Toyin Akinosho?’
Epic encounter by Africa Oil + Gas publisher’s driver with suspected assassins
‘I told them that I don’t know who Toyin Akinosho is; that I have never heard that name in my life before’
This is not a screenplay.
Perhaps the key character in the narrative would have wished it was one - for a Nollywood flick with the title Your Oga or Your Life or The Lucky Escape or the like.
Mumuni (not real name) is the driver of the Publisher of Africa Oil and Gas Report, Toyin Akinosho.
On the morning of 20 March, before boarding a flight to Abuja, Akinosho gave Mumuni N5,000 to buy fuel for the generator at his residence on the outskirts of Lagos. That was what took Mumuni out of the house at about 7 O’clock that evening.
He had not even got to the neighbourhood filling station when the drama started.
Mumuni takes over from here: “As I came out from our street to enter the man road, I saw a white Hilux (mini truck) following me. I wanted to branch into another Road but because they were still following me, I decided to go straight. But they still followed me. At 41 Road, there is a junction that you can branch from, to Ikoyi or to the (exit) gate. It was at that spot that they blocked me with their car and stopped me.
They came down and were asking me ‘Where is Toyin Akinosho?’ and I told them that I don’t know who Toyin Akinosho is; that I have never heard that name in my life before. I also told them that (the) publisher’s car is my personal car and that the name Toyin Akinosho does not ring a bell. It was at that point that they returned into their vehicle and drove off.”
Mumuni recalled that the suspected assassins were five.
He continued the narration: “They entered their car and I kept moving because I thought it would be unwise for me to go back home right away. As they moved, they were moving slowly and then later turned to the roundabout that leads to Ikoyi; but I went straight to gate. But as I looked into my side mirror, I saw that they were still following me and I thought to myself that if I went home, they might still trace me to the house to know where we were staying. So, I went straight and bent towards Four Points (By Sheraton Lagos hotel) area. The car has an e-tag (pre-paid toll identification) so I just passed the toll gate but it was like they paid and were delayed a bit. But the traffic light stopped me; it wasn’t up to one minute that I was at the traffic light that I saw that they were coming but then, the light passed me so I drove off. I passed in front of Four Points and followed Ajose Adeogun Street.
On that street, there is a club that Oga goes to. It was there that they caught up with me and rammed my car by the side and I ran into a culvert and the bumper was damaged.”
What happened next? “Then, one of them came out of the car and slapped me on my face and said, ‘We are asking you for the last time, where is Toyin Akinosho?’ I told him that I don’t know the person who bears that name. On hearing that, another one said to me: ‘I can waste you o’ but I told him that if he wanted to kill me, he should do so, but I insisted I neither knew Akinosho nor ever heard of his name. Then they left me there and entered their vehicle and left. People that were around there started coming out to assist me drag the car off the culvert.”
But the saga didn’t end there. Mumuni decided to sleep in the car where the incident happened on Ajose Adeogun because the impact on the steering affected its controlling mechanism. He chose the option of sleeping in the car because “we had recently bought two new tyres and I didn’t want them to loosen the tyres at night because that place is usually lonely and quiet at night before day-break.” Apart from the tyres, Mumuni thought that the battery could also be stolen.
“Whatever happened would still be on my head,” he said, not giving a thought to the danger he exposed himself to. “I know that it is not worth my life, but I just can’t leave the car there,” he reasoned.
Something happened during the small hours.
The men were back. There’s this line in Ian Fleming’s Goldfinger: “Mr Bond, they have a saying in Chicago. ‘Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it’s enemy action.”
Yes, this time, it was “enemy action” or an action that suggested that the suspects were not friends.
“As I was sleeping in the car, around 2am,” Mumuni continues, “they came to meet me and used the edge (barrel) of a gun to wake me up. They then collected my phone and the N7,000 that I had on me and left saying that since I did not want to say the truth, they’d go with those.”
Mumuni has a theory: “It was like they went to check the (Contacts on my phone) whether they would see Oga’s name on my phone but I saved Oga’s number with the name ‘MAE’”
What is MAE?
“Nothing,” said Mumini, who is from ….., explaining, “I just saved it as such because to spell his name, Toyin Akinosho Alfred, is difficult for me.”
His theory could be right. “Around 5 a.m, they came back and dropped the phone on my body. I was even asleep then but I felt something drop on my chest as they threw the phone at me.” After he was threatened with the gun, Mumuni, somehow strangely, decided to sleep atop the booth instead of inside the car where he had first slept. “That was where they came to give me back the phone and told me that I was lucky,” he stated.
Soon after he was rammed into the culvert, Mumuni had called Akinosho to narrate the incident. The latter advised him to “be careful.”
He has been grounded since then.
Now, who were The Five working for? Lingering question.
That was a lucky escape but the supposed assassins would read blogs and know how he tricked them....couldnt they have kept this story details?Na wah.
Miss Mae how far?lol
MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm I just dey observe.
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Who killing Don help
DeleteThis story get as e be. why the mumuni guy no go police straight.
DeleteThe story get as e be,wch one b MAE again? It doesn't really add up,e b lyk Nigerian film abeg.
DeleteDont mind the driver im sure drank and got drunk then bashed the car. This elaborate story is just to cover up. My neighbours driver tried it. He eventually confessed. Mscheeew small minded people
DeleteSide eyes* ,.............stellau must enjoy me
ReplyDeleteU try o, risking ur life for ur oga. Hmmmm, make I no talk mi mind shaa.
DeleteI don't understand this story or what purpose it serves
ReplyDeleteI tire oh. Something is not adding up.
DeleteOur going out and coming in will be safe IJN Amen.....
ReplyDeleteAmen!
DeleteDis tori get as e be.
ReplyDeleteI swear!
DeleteI didn't bother reading
DeleteAs in ehn
DeleteYou escaped them the first time, they caught up with u again... a normal person would have sped up to an unknown destination until they are out of sight. But no...
Superman MUMUni kept on staying where they would find him. Took his phone, he didn't panic. And could even sleep? With which eye and mind?
U felt that protecting the car was more important, u slept on, they woke u up.. they called u lucky.. bla bla.
Abeg this gist is somehow. Natural reflex and fear factor would freak a normal being out. Which nonsense car? He could have fled the scene and asked the owner to pick at his own risk.
Couldn't they have bugged the phone they returned? Didn't they call his last dialed number, within the first time they accosted him at first, and met with him for the second time...clearly they would know he called someone inbtw those times and would have dialed that number to be sure it wasn't his oga he called to narrate the episode.
Assassins are brilliant and methodical. They are not dumb or as cheap as armed robbers. They already know every details of their targets like his phone number, his address, his family history etc. So if u dialed ur oga they would have seen his number. And besides, they knew it was his car u were driving. And they didn't kill u bcos they know u are just his driver, not becos they believed that u don't know the man.
I hope the narrator of this ish is not assuming a heroic stance? Because he isn't. It's by sheer luck that his stupidity didn't send him 6feet under. Now that we know, what security measures are in place for u and the said oga?
I don tire.
+I dont know who Toyin Akinshosho is+
ReplyDeletetrust nigerian police to beat him up and forcefully make him agree that he was responsible for the Homicide. Mtsw
Lol u no know book at all
DeleteGpharm, dyu drink and smoke during d day as well?
DeleteHahaha make una free d guy. Na d story confuse am. Doesn't make sense
DeleteHmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteCouldn't read it all that...........
Will wait for comments abeg
Hmmm, he volunteered to much info; won't they be able to trace his oga with all this now?
ReplyDeleteClick my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers
Lmao..@miss Mae how far????... But this story ain't funny tho
ReplyDelete.he is lucky
Foolish driver, foolish oga. Why do a press release? This info is supposed to be for the police not for general public so why are you sharing it like akara & further endangering your lives? Mr driver you better relocate to the village unless you want to die on top your driving job.
ReplyDeleteDis is too detailed for the public now
DeleteExactly. This would have made sense if he knew the perpetrators and wants the public to know, so if anything happens to him they'll pick the suspect. But with no info on who wants u dead, how can any intelligent police authority allow this info be made public? It beats me
DeleteMy heart was pounding and almost popping out from my mouth as I was reading. That was scary for real. Wait, how loyal can one be in this life, na wa o
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the head or tail of this story . Somebody pls explain under this thread. Thanks
ReplyDeleteI'm just here to say you are beautiful!
DeleteHmmm u sure he didnt have an accident with ogas car and made the story up to avoid sack?? Anyways he is lucky
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my tots exactly!
DeleteHmmm, with these drivers anything is possible.
DeleteLol
DeletePossible
Cos me sef no just understand
They kept following u up and down?
Attacked you more than 3 times same day?
And u slept in the car at a lonely and deadly spot!?
Hmnnn...
You are a deep thinker. Story looks like a weak cover up for the facts
DeleteI fear for the live of his driver.
ReplyDeleteHe should have spared some details.
May God continually keep them.
One thing that amazes me is how people sleep at night after killing someone.
Is the driver a BV?
ReplyDeleteYou should have kept this experience to yourself oh I get it, u're feeling like a superhero already abii.
When things like this happen, u go into hiding, I would even say he wasn't smart enough
why didn't he get the license plate number of the vehicle and report to the police codely, its not much but then it could go a long way, who knows they might get the oga at the top who's trying to kill MAE cos its quite obvious its work related
Stella my advice-
PLS TAKE DOWN THIS POST BEFORE THE WRONG EYES SEES IT,THINGS LIKE THIS SHOULD BE TOP SECRET
Miss Mae .. i love the name. you are now blog yeyebrity. Am sure you have gathered more fans than Buhari.
ReplyDeleteWho is Toyin Akinosho is he related to you miss mae.
i need to hear more of toyin and why will they want to kill him...
This story sounds funny. who in his right mind, after an attack, would remain in the same spot?
ReplyDeleteOr is MAE setting himself up?
Finally, we thank God for his life.
Oyibo.
Thank God for his life, he took much risk for sleeping there and wish ur Oga will appreciate that. My inner mind tells me that d only tribe that can take such risk must be an Hausa man.Lol! Yoruba men can not face a woman in a fight(too fear),talk more of my Igbo Brothers who cannot even trade their lives for millions.
ReplyDeleteBut why did u call her out in d name of greeting? So u ar really enjoying all these courses on her.... u want to remind ur BVs. Dairis God ooooo! Lol!
Diezani covering her tracks
ReplyDeleteSuper story!
ReplyDeleteRotfl
ReplyDeleteMiss mae is cooking another story of how to get another laptop from sdk. Greedy girl
ReplyDeleteShut up, fool!
Deletewowzaaaaa...hmmmmm...why you self carry d story.lolzz
ReplyDeleteBut stella,there is something abt the driver's narrative.....don't trust him abeg...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha miss mae still dey reign oo. This story get as e be oo...I mean someone who knew that his life was in danger should be been afraid nah. Yet he said he went ahead to sleep in the car as James Bond bah nawa oo. Byway thank God he's alive nd well
ReplyDeleteSince I know James Bond, I neva see am sleep on top of moto boot o.
Deletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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This stori doesn't have head or tail, infact it doesn't have body. uv been followed thruout d day, instead of u to go find a safe-house,you decided to sleep in d car, den later untop boot. Oga narrator fear God, bcos ur stori get plenty holes. Na so u luv ur oga sote u want to die for him. Are u is body guard ? if u like don't look for anoda job afta dis, life no get duplicate..............FOREVER 16
ReplyDeleteMy face all the time.....#side eyes#
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm !
ReplyDeleteWise of you driver, for not driving home.
Why sleeping in the vehicle, in a lonely place at night ? Too Muguish !
Couldn't you have called your Oga that night tell him the situation on ground.
He over there will contact the security personnels, and they will be delegated to mount surveillance over the car from a distance, thereby arresting any person/s that got close to the car that night.
This 9ja self..... God go dey save us ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
He said he called oga. And oga said 'be safe'. Ahahaha.
DeleteFoolish in the highest places, you slept where they left you, your oga tell you to be careful abi? You are care full so that they will not still your tyre and battery but better for them to kill you in the car!shit happens!
ReplyDeleteAbegi make una free miss MAE please!
Are you minding him.. Asif battery and tyres are worth a mans life. All his oga could tell him was 'be careful' mtchew
DeleteThis story shaa.
ReplyDeleteI cover myself,Family and Friends with the Blood of Jesus,they shall never ever see Us.
Amen sis
DeleteToo long to read
ReplyDeleteWho is slow here?
Any slow BV???
Read this again in a "Slow" manner, Let me pretend i know what this is about.
XOXO MYSTERY
LMAO ! ! ! ! !
ReplyDeleteSleeping on top of boot
Lol@ miss Mae Hafar. Stellastica leave the poor thing alone naa.
ReplyDeleteBringing this story out in the open will only serve to endanger the driver's life.
ReplyDeleteIf any of those assasins, or the person(s) who hired them, happen to get hold of this story, that driver will be dead meat.
So, the question...
Who wants Toyin Akinosho dead?
And why???
May God keep protecting us.
I seriously doubt that those guys really wanted to kill MAE cuz if they did they would get him unless of course Baba God says no.
DeleteWhy expose the story if this is true, such ppl d sender & d sendee reads blogs & other news source, u r in serious
ReplyDeleteStella ochokwu. Lol @ miss Mae how far
ReplyDeleteFoolish story. Only God knows what the driver is trying to avoid being punished for.
ReplyDeleteHope this wouldn't expose d driver. Too much risk.
ReplyDeleteMissMEAgate...
Na real mumuni,the name fits him.
ReplyDeleteMcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew! d story looks just like d name of d hero MUMUNI......I wonder how u wil still see kilers b4 u and still remain there....abegi dis story is annoying...Mumuni next time fight them o.
ReplyDeleteLolz! Anoda MAE again? Just asking tho!
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Am sure this is a nollywood movie?
ReplyDeleteYou were threatened twice, you couldnt go to the police.
You called your boss and he said YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL.
Young man i can see you value two new tyres more than your life.
Your family should be ashamed of you, well who knows maybe you have nothing to live for.
Hmmm...let me try to under stand this story;
ReplyDelete1) He was trying to protect his oga and family by denying and refusing to go back to the house.
2) He called his oga and he told him to be careful... But he took a big risk to sleep in the car rather than go to his home, so as to protect his own family.
3) Is it possible his oga contacted police and the driver was used as a BAIT to lure the assains out, while, the police watched and later arrested them?
4) If the assains went through his phone, and checked his call log, they would have known he called MAE, and probably put 2 and 2 together.
5) This story will not be out here if the driver and oga were not already safe.
I will still take the story with a pinch of salt though, because, it just don't add up.
Nitty.
I've actually worked with him before. who wants him dead?
ReplyDeleteHe was once the lord mayor of alpha club when he was a student in OAU Ife. he should sha be careful
Loooolll Stella, the name you gave him is very apt, the driver na real mumuni
ReplyDeleteThis fellow went out, drank up d diesel money, smashed d car and cooked up a story... Well done Mumuni, u have a future in Nollywood! I'll watch out for ur scripts...
ReplyDeleteBiko k'am nu ihe!
This story is a big lie.
ReplyDeleteAssassins were following you and you decided to wait at a traffic light and even after bashing your car, you still decided to sleep in the car at the same spot?
What happened to reporting st the police station?
I believe the guy went to the oga's regular joint to squander the money given to him to buy fuel. And bashed the car in the process cos he was drunk.
It's only a drunkard that will sleep on top of the booth of a car after being threatened with a gun by hired assassins.
MUMU NI e for real
ReplyDeleteThe driver is a liar. Sorry to say, it is because of his lack of intelligence that is why this is the best he could come up with. They took his phone to check for the name Toyin Akinosho? And they couldn't check his call logs? He couldn't go to Oniru police station? At the roundabout to Ikoyi, there is a police patrol vehicle with an armoured personnel carrier, why didn't he stop there to report?
ReplyDeleteAssasins that saw his car and knew it was the car they were looking for couldn't identify him? They couldn't google his picture? Immediately i saw the part of him sleeping in the car, i knew he had gone to drink and bashed his boss's car.
Toyin Alfred will be a mumu if he accepts this hogswash.