Wednesday!....It's In House News!

I am a lil under the weather,this Pollen thingy aint no Joke meeen....Who else is beginning to have Allergic reaction to the in coming poles?

I will try my best but Doc says i need lots of Sleep and ***.....LMAO!

Guess who sent everyone including himself a shocking,touching memo?....LOL

Vacancy-An IT Programmer

Hi All, my organisation is currently recruiting for this position. interested candidate should forward their resume to bolanle.ayowealth@gmail.com. The firm is a postgraduate school and we are currently in Adeniyi Jones, Ikeja lagos.

Minimum qualification- Bsc

Thanks Stella for publishing this.

Regards,

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AMEBO GIST

Stella of Life the only korkus I know. My dear make I knack you fresh gist wey happen to me ohh. Yesterday afternoon I was coming back from school runs only for me to get to the express road linking dawaki and Gwarinpa, I saw plenty aboki boys ohhh with sticks running helter skelter Hmmmn my heart almost throway ‎ cos when you see something like that in abuja all you can think of is boko you know na. I started pleading the blood of Jesus saying I am covered nothing will happen to me. Hmmn I started sweating inside A.C ohh I reduce my music immediately I no wan hear story. I looked for a short cut to avoid any trapping on the way. As I was getting further to my turn my dear the aboki people were coming out from everywhere ohhh kai you needed to have seen me. Immediately I saw people taking a short cut I joined them infact I scratched d under of my car cos of a big hill I had to climb when I got home I was thanking God. I called DH immediately and told him there was riot in abuja He was worried ohh, I started making some calls, only for my friend to tell me that it was that guy that trekked from lagos to abuja kai I wan craze I was so pissed with myself I had to call DH immediately he started laughing at me shame wan kill me no be small. I thank God all the same

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MY BABY GIRL IS FINALLY HERE

i Am the bv that usually comments as shakirat sanusi, i am also one of the bvs that received giveaway clothes from Mrs shoki all the way from Abuja to kabba, Kogi state. After sending you that doctors in house mail about false labor at 37 weeks,i am happy to tell you all that my baby girl arrived at about 3:30pm yesterday,i carried her for 42 weeks. Glory be to God.

Wow!...42 weeks?By 38 weeks sef,one prays everyday for labour cos of the 100 feeling of discomfort.Congrats to you and your family,I pray this patter of tiny feet seals your love for each other and humanity.

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VACANCY

Hi Stella ,

I started a juice business and it's growing so I need staff ASAP.

Anyone interested should please send a text to this number 08056786601 (Strictly text only) with name. I will give the person a call to schedule interview for Friday.

Preferably someone‎ who lives on the island axis, the pay is not too much and I wouldn't want them stressing on transportation. 

Many thanks dear,

God bless you.

Thank you my dear...at all at all na em bad pass oh.At going out every day affords one meeting other people and dropping of CV's.

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I WIN CLOTHES FOR GIVE AWAY - #NA GODWIN 

Dear  SDKers, please help me thank BV Amaka for the lovely clothes she sent to me. She sent me a lovely gown, H & C shirt, boyfriend jacket, a pair of jeans and blazers. She is really a reflection of her name. Amaka,  may want and lack depart from your life now and always. You will be a Queen of Kings.  God will elevate you above men and bless you irrevocably. Thank you very much.

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MAKE UP ARTIST WANTED

I need an in house makeup artist on the 8th day of May who can help me tie Gele and also make me up for a dinner, preferably someone who resides in central area Abuja. In house makeup artist can reach me on my email @marbie019@yahoo.com or bbm pin 558A26A8

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JOB VACANCIES

Hello Stella,

Top of the day to you.

How is your family? Trust everyone is doing great.

I had sent you a mail earlier with a long list of vacancies but you say make we pay.

You like money sha. LOL

Anyways, this is the deal ,i'm a private HR consultant and i get hired by firms to structure and recruit for them so na me go pay? Abeg i no go fit shit wetin another person chop mbok. LMAO!

Anyways , to the crux of the matter, biko help me post this one abeg. i urgently need a Confidential secretary , a Project administrator and an Accounts assistant for an IT consulting and construction firm in Abuja.

I have already done a first batch of interviews and successful candidates have resumed work but i didn't get a fit for these job roles.

So all those who will be coming in this time will be from SDK so i can assure you that there is a pretty high chance that your bvs will fill the slots.

All must be resident in ABUJA because the interview comes up on Friday the 24th.

I already went through the recent job post and invited a few people for the confidential secretary job role though.

Key requirements are : 

Accounts assistant - Must be very conversant with accounting softwares- At least one of these: peachtree, sage, quickbooks, SAP, etc 

Confidential Secretary: Must be sharp looking and very good with the computer - MS office  tools and scheduling apps.

Project Admin- this is a temporary contract subject to renewal based on performance. Preferably a fresher with knowledge of Project Management  and its softwares.

Remuneration is competitive and negotiable

Qualified candidates should send their CVs to humanresourcesforprojects@gmail.com ASAP

Also for further inquiries or full job descriptions, please send a mail tohumanresourcesforprojects@gmail.com

Interviews come up on Friday 24th 2015.

Stellastic baybay !!!!

Thanks a very huge and yummy Bunch !!!

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WHO HAS TOKUNBO FREEZER TO SELL?

Stella please any BV that has a second hand freezer for sale should kindly call.  08128834855. l stay in Nyanya its a boundary between Abuja and Nasarawa state. God bless you so much.

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SHOKI AAANH FROM ADENIKE

Hi Mrs, 

Thank you for posting my mail last Friday (store space available in Lagos). Have Not found someone to rent yet. Thanks dear.

Here is shoki for BVs:

MTN

1031 4361 4713

9011 9093 8019

6135 9502 2049

3315 4400 0361

2484 8707 9004

AIrtel

1770 7725 7416 2198

1756 6975 8198 4614

1576 5293 9121 0304

Glo

36363 88168 58549

36363 97242 19864

No worry you go find or prolly nobody is looking to rent there yet.thanks for the shoki aaaanh

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VACANCY

Hello Stella

Good morning, nice work with your very engaging blog ...keep up the good work. I just quit my job so i can focus on my start up company, it is a gas marketing company.I am in desperate need of a driver as we plan on starting operations by may. Looking for someone between 25-35 years old. valid drivers license. willing to work Monday - Saturday and lives around  Maryland, Ogudu, Ojota and Ketu axis . Pay is 40k a month with other performance bonuses. An OND is a plus not necessary as the person might do some admin work as well. I  would appreciate if you can help post this advert thanks. 

Call 08107804448.

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THANK YOU BV MIMI

Good day Stella,

I can't contain my joy, I'm so happy. Thank you so much, I applied for the giveaway, wasn't chosen, but Mimi SDK sent me #5000, its just like 5 million  to me. I Just left class now and saw the alert, thank you,now I can take a break from rice and garri and register my courses, pay my FASA and SHSN dues. Pay some small small debt as well.

Thank you so much.

God bless you.

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APPRECIATION TO ANGEL BLAZE

1. Good day ma/sir. I got an alert on my phone minutes ago. I am deeply deeply appreciative. My soul,body and spirit is saying a 'Bigggg thank you' to you Angel blaze. Your pocket will never ever run short of money IJN. you have made me laugh today,shouts of joy will continually be heard in your tabernacle. Thank you so much.
From kemi

2. I Am a woman of few words,i can't really express the joy I feel now as credit alert message of #15,000 came through to my phone now from Blaze support fund. I Am indeed grateful to Angel blaze and Stella. I almost gave up on applying on the giveaway. May God bless you as you assist my family in our trying times. Amen

From ifyumeh 

3. ‎I want to use this opportunity to thank Aunty Stella for using her blog as a medium for changing and impacting lives positively and and also to all the givers,contributors especially Angel Blaze.I applied for angel blaze giveaway and luckily for me I was chosen.I got an alert of 30,000 for late registration of school fees.this matter is so sensitive because i am in my final year and failure to pay will have my studentship terminated.i am really overwhelmed by this kind gesture because I know people who wanted to give me the money but also wanted something in return.i can only pray that  may God continues to bless everyone involved in this good work. i am truly grateful.

From bussiyod1

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THANK YOU MIMSY OF SDK

Dear Stella and blog family,

I can't contain my joy

I'm so grateful to you SDK.

I want you to know that irrespective of the abundance of scammers on the blog, your hand of help extended to the needy. I am one of them.

Prior to Tuesday afternoon, I had just #600. In my acct, after classes I saw a deposit of #5000 in it by mimsy of SDK. I cant thank you enough.

This #5000 is just like #5 million to me.

In the face of a bleak future prospect, no food, no help, no money.

You have given me motivation.

You have further strengthened my resolve to read. (Exams on the 28th).

Thank you, SDK,

Thank you, Angel Blaze.

Thank you, Mimsy of Sdk, May God bless you abundantly and enrich you beyond your imaginations.

At least you see money buy bread and Moin moin before you start to read.

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Appreciation for MB received from Kaira Telecom

Good morning Stella Nwanyi obioma.

Please I want to appreciate Kaira Telecoms for the MB she subscribed my phone with. Last week Wednesday you posted about her business here,she said she would like to subscribe for one BV,I contacted her on Whatsapp but I was later told that a winner has been chosen but i was surprised the next day when she asked me to send the network I use for browsing, I did and she subscribed my no with 1gb. 

Kaira Telecoms I pray that God will continue to bless u,He will take your business to the next level.Bigger and better you I pray.Thanks darling,I appreciate.

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VOTE FOR BABY BARRY

Please I wish to plead with fellow blog readers to please, vote for my son Barry by clicking on the link below  . May God promote you as you vote. 

https://apps.agorapulse.com/mobile/contest/50092/entry/673392?sort=vote

LMAO.....This posture reminds me of Amaechi's own with the Idoncare look on his face

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LMAIDEY - MISS MAE AND TOLAS BOYFRIEND SENDS IN MEMO.

           MEMO TO STELLA

           Good day Stella, I trust you are good, my name is Lamide (LAMIDEY)why the’Y’ is included I don’t know “CLASSLESS” 

(thanks for correcting me Chizoba),these past few days has been the longest days of my life I really wish I could turn back the hands of time,the psychological effect of the drama has been all negative to me and everyone involved, that’s why I need to address some issues about the whole stuff.

         Firstly I sincerely apologize to everyone involved, to Tola I am truly sorry,to Oyin I am deeply sorry this actually made me to know you are a strong woman, I am sorry I dragged you into this mess,to anyone mentioned in the conversation I am very sorry,I accept it was a careless conversation I am sorry for all the emotional  and psychological trauma the whole drama caused you all.

         I will like to address some salient issues in all the saga that has been going on since Sunday,I am not here to defend myself and I am never going to justify myself,right now I feel like trash,I know I was wrong in many ways,I know I deserve every cussing,I know I deserve all the abuse but I know one thing for sure ,I am just human, I made a mistake and I sincerely accept all my wrongs. 

To the issue :

TO TOLA

           I am not angry neither upset  with the way you went about the whole saga, I know you too well, I know you are scorned, I knew the only way you felt you could handle this issue when you got hold of the conversation was for you to call me out but one thing I still know about you is that wasn’t really you, I know you felt betrayed, yes I betrayed you but I wish we could have talked this out in person, I am sorry I hurt you,I am sorry I betrayed you I am truly sorry but I really wish you were a bit sincere with some things you wrote about me.

          You put me out there  like you practically lived your life for me, yes you did likewise me,I know for a fact that if I wasn’t buoyant at all the wheel of this relationship wouldn’t have driven us this far, if I aint too financially buoyant now it’s because you,I lived my life for you too,every decision was about you,I lost a lot cause of you,you did too but you know I lost more,you know for a fact that every dime was about you,you also know I was faithful to you for a whole year we were together,I never cheated and you never gave me reasons to,you know when things started going south between us, when you breached my privacy and got hold of the conversation I never denied,I know you were hurt that’s why you did this, I am sorry and I am very sorry dashed every tiny trust you had for me,find a place in your heart to forgive me,YOU ARE A GOOD WOMAN.

TO YOU OYIN

         Sigh, where do I start from I breathe a sigh of relief when I called you and I realized you are still breathing fine,I give it to you,you are a strong woman,you shouldn’t have been involved,it is what it is,I met you not quite long and all I see was a woman with a genuine heart,I saw a woman who was sincere with everything about her,I moved closer to you cause I know you have a pure heart,I know you wish this never happened to you,I am sorry for dragging you to the mud with me,I am sorry for all the negative effect this had on you,I am sorry for everything I made you go through when we started this relationship, you know for a fact  that after then I have tried to make it up to you,I have tried you make you the woman you deserve, you know for sure  I will never set you up with my friends, you alone know I am not this classless, you know how much I have respected you after the whole incident that you went through, please find a way to forgive me also, I am truly sorry.

TO LAMIDE

         This is to myself, how can you be this classless, how can you behave in this manner, how can hurt women this way and in this manner, how can you portray yourself to the world like someone who only think with his d***, this isn’t you, how can you forget so easily Samson in the bible how can you forget the downfall of most men are women, how can you disgrace an entity of a specie called men, how can you? I apologize to every men out there, I didn’t portray myself with dignity, I didn’t represent us well, I am truly sorry and this will never ever happen again from me, I am sincerely sorry.

TO BVs AND OTHERS

       I don’t think I have ever received much cursing and abuse in my entire life like I did in a day, I know its allowed, everything was out there, every conversation portrayed me as a lowlife nitwit, I deserved every tramp you called me but I will still apologize to you bvs,this isn’t really me,i wouldn’t have been able to hold a meaningful relationship that proceeded to engaging a  woman if I was jobless I might not be doing a 9-5 job but I am very handful.

      I am sorry for getting you all upset, I am sincerely sorry, it’s me out there now but you and I know it could be you next time, we all have that little secrets the world  must never see or hear about how, lest I forget what happened to the post where stella wrote how people are always being judgemental,I wish you all didn’t judge me this way,your harsh advice would have really gone a long way to all of us involved in this brouhaha but all in all I am sorry and to all the names mentioned in the chat excluding my ex friend, I am deeply sorry for everything you had to go through..

              I APOLOGIZE SINCERELY TO EVERYONE I HAVE HURT IN THE PAST AND NOW I HOPE YOU ALL FIND A WAY TO FORIVE ME ALL,THANK YOU ALL.  LAMIDE

Please ignore every typos and error 

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THANK YOU SO MUCH

Good morning Stella baby oku (that's your new name) I was among the people chosen for the easter give away from the anonymous lady...picked mine up and I'm so happy as I no get jean jumpsuit lol..anyways I met BV Thelma.(she called me up for the pickup) Such a lovely lady..want to say thank you to her and I also met another BV (forgot her name) Y'all rock..Thank you anonymous BV o someday we shall see make I say thank you face to face u hear..‎xoxo SDK.

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SHOESINBULK LOOKING FOR MARKETING MANAGER  

Job Description Marketing Managers

Marketing manager would be tasked with a variety of responsibilities. Individuals working as marketing manager help create advertising campaigns and branding efforts.would oversee the marketing team,and MUST MEET the minimum monthly target.

EDUCATION and/or EXPERIENCE

Bsc

3years or more  working experience in marketing

Salary,basic and commission

Cv should be sent to shoesinbulk@gmail.com

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AMEBO GIST OF BETRAYAL

Hi Stella,

Straight to the point ,on my way home yesterday i sat beside a gentle man who was reading from a bible on his phone ,usually i give out tracts but i just said oh he is reading a bible so no need,after a while he brought out his phone and the following conversation is what you are about to read ,its long but i will just do a summary,

Hello i have been trying to call you,you know you are like a brother to me*phone cuts* he calls back repeats same thing and you know i got to know you through my wife and took you into my house and accommodated  you like my own brother,so i just found out she has been having series of affairs ,at this point my ear stood tall my heart skipped and something in me me whispered SDK IHN baby!so i jejely relaxed put my head on the window fake sleep loading trying not to move i opened my mental note book.

I have been suspecting her(team snoop doggy) and i gathered real facts and i confronted her she could not deny it, as a matter of fact( wait for it ) she mentioned you as one of the culprits at( this point i stopped moving )

 Also Dammy,i am so disappointed as i speak to you i have sent her out of the house,i have been trying to make sense of it ,how can people i have shown nothing but love turn around to treat me like this Dammy i give money to even when he got a neighbour pregnant i took him and the girl in ,i take care of his family pay his kids fees he still comes to me for money then right after i leave he will sleep with my wife i found out all the other boys i knew but were probably scared to talk i do understand because i tried to check their age six years back they were all little boys all the neighbors know, and am sure they have been looking at me like a fool thinking i knew all along but was to weak to do anything.

I just wanted you to have a clue as to why i want to see you on Sunday,you don't need to ask me for forgiveness you need it from God,do you know the curse things like this bring? how can you look at a marriage of 14years and destroy it like this,you should be the one protecting my interest not making me a laughing stock, we need to talk i just want to think it was a mistake and you have stopped and not doing it with other women too,dammy i have seen and spoken with him ,i wanted to arrest every one involved then i thought what? for after a few days you get released and continue,i could have called your wife again what for destroy your family? i spoke with my pastor and i think this is the best way to clear this confronting you will also make sure you stop this barbaric

act.e

I have not slept  up to 2hrs since the past one month i found out ,i had to ask her to leave yesterday so i can pray and get right with God and let him direct me on what to do next.call ends and he goes back to reading his psalms

At this point i felt so sad for him i wanted to say to him may god heal your marriage sir i wanted to hug him ,but i had to mind my business only God knows how he sees all women right now, this left me thinking .

Why is there so much marital issues going on,Some people will have a good partner but will be chasing what i don't know,but then again i heard just one side so who knows what her story is but what ever it is what is wrong is wrong.

From the Provider of the Amebo gist of the Hijab girl that was sexually defrauded in Oshodi.

MEMO TO UNA.

Please all those sending in stuff,please give it a headline,if it is 'giveaway received' say so,if it asking for patronage say so,if it is asking financial help please say so....just sort out your mail yourself,person no go chop finish make i help am shit...LMAO

Singles and mingles post will be up Sunday..Everybody please shine your eyes and if you suspect anyone is up to no good just delete the person and move on,every one deserves a second,third,fourth,fifth,sixth or tenth chance at love!

Kisses to you all.

My nose is running like a stream,Jesus fix it!

Signing out....

STELLAKORK

Blognalist/Social Entreprenuer