Wednesday In House News.

How Una dey?

2 Bed House / Flat Needed in South East London (Willing to accept DSS or Housing Benefits Tenants).

Dear Mrs Korkus and BVs,

Happy Easter, 

Biko, I am seriously searching for a 2 bedroom house or flat in South East London. Usually I go on gumtree, but, hmmm, the last viewing appointment we had in Croydon made me hopeless. More than 50 people turned up for a to bedroom house that was advertised for block viewing oh. BVs I tire, so abeg if you own a 2 bed property or know anyone that has a 2 bed property, and is willing accept DSS tenants, please help a sister. I have the deposit and advance rent ready plus a glowing reference from my agency. The struggle is real .

You can contact me on - rilamzi@hotmail.co.uk.

Una do oh...

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A GRATEFUL HEART

Dear Stella,

It is with heart filled with joy I write u this mail, remember me, the widow with 2 kids that got married to a divorcee with 2 kids as well and treats my children wickedly because I refused to send them to live with my mom in the village.

I am still there while plotting my exit but today I want to thank BV Julia who paid in 6k into my account yesterday morning, she remembered me after all this time. Before God and man this morning I had just N1k in my account which I couldn't withdraw becos you must leave 1K in your account with the bank I use, I have already decided on who to borrow from to tide us over until my husband comes back from his travel. When I woke up this morning, opened my phone and saw the credit alert, at first I felt someone must have made a  mistake but I now saw SDK attached to the name. Sister Julia you are a life saver, that money was God coming to tell me and my kids that HE is still on the throne ( for refusing to send my kids to my mom, he has dealt with us, my eyes don see, Once his kids go back to School, we feed from hand to mouth but God has been sustaining us)

BV Julia my prayer is that God will bless you so much more than you deserve. May all your good dreams, wishes and aspirations come true and you will always have cause to thank God. You will never lack anything good as you have brought a smile to my face. You will call on God once and he will answer you a thousand times. God will replenish your pocket. 

 Mr Korkus' wifey, as your blog has been a channel of blessing to me I pray that God will bless you,  May he replenish your pockets for the good works you're doing. Sorry for the long epistle, I'm just too overwhelmed. Thank you so much BV Julia.

LMAO that money was actually a mistake send...a miracle to you.The BV wanted to send someone else but becos your name was stored she mistakenly sent to you and after that called me to ask me to contact you to transfer it to the bv she meant it for but i told i couldnt oh and we laughed about it and i said i was sure i would get an in house news thank you,i logged on and saw this,called her back and we laughed and she said she was happy that she made you happy.

lol

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AMEBO GIST 

Hello mrs kork and fellow BVs I salute in Edo woman style.  Abeg I get amebor gist to share o. Its concerning our kids,what they see,hear and watch. This happened in my own home and a lesson to parents. Its long but please bear with me , read through and tell me if I was wrong.

I go use pidgin break am abeg.

One evening, me, DH and our  daughter (she was 3years then now 7)  lie down for bed de relax, my dear husband begin make some kind moves thinking say she don sleep. As madam wan give in, nai she just get up with strong annoyance . Nai she ask her papa "Dad what are you doing"? Oga pause!!

DH come say "nothing! Was is it"? She said "you think I dont know?" Na me come answer "baby what do you know"? So my baby girl come begin demonstrate "daddy will do like this (she begin shake waist on top bed) and mum will say heheheh hahaha ooooo" lol my head big !! I confuse ooooo I no even know wetin to talk. Me and hubby just de look each other.

Wetin come surprise us pass na the warning wen she give.

"Let me just tell you people don't try anything here o,if you try anything,I will masacar you" lmaooooo na so she just lie down back. me and DH begin look each other again(for our mind which kind over sabi pikin be this?)

Ever since,we de code our self and another baby don join that one na boy 11months.....

 Fast forward 4years latter she catch us this week again this time na the real doooooo. we just finish. As we come out that morning she no gree talk to us daddy ask wetin, she no talk na so I come take her go her room pet her nai she open up say "you think I don't know you and dad dÍd 'kissikissi'? I know" .

(Maybe na my voice she hear as everywhere de quiet early morning . Me de think say she de sleep o)

So I told her "yes! Because daddy is my husband ,when we do 'kissikissi',God will bless mum with a baby. That was how I had your brother. Now you said you want a girl,we are doing 'kissikissi" so God will also give you a sister . Don't you want a sister"?

She come say "yes"! So do you want us to do 'kissikissi' next time? She said Yes!   (Gbam!! I don catch am)

But I come tell her say " 'kissikissi' isn't for kids its for grown ups like me and dad when kids do it,they go to hell. Lol (I no fit think of something else because she de fear hell well well and d devil.. abeg make una teach me wetin I go take teach her sex education o) na so case close

My son doesnt go near little girls cos he says he is scared of getting them pregnant...LMAO.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

I have Shea butter for sale and would appreciate the patronage of BVs and their interested friends. The shea butter is whipped, infused with essential oils and smells nice.

It's good for the hair and skin (take your pick). We can package larger quantities based on requests. Attached is a picture of what they look like. Thanks and God bless.

I can be reached on 09098846254

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MAKE UP ARTISTE NEEDED

 Please  I am urgently in need of a professional makeup artist to assist in my Studio. The salary is very fair.  The person must be based in the east, young and very fluent in English. Any Interested person can reach me on 08106856943 (text only please) or mcaguwa@yahoo. Thanks and God bless

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URGENT ACCOMMODATION NEEDED

Please I need urgent help.... Between my Lady and her son I don't know who to blame but I need to move out of my apartment in less than 2weeks.

I am a single girl in my early 30s, my younger sister stays with me temporarily. I work in Ikeja.

Location of choice: Ogba, Ojodu- Berger, and Ikeja environs

Type of apartment : Room and Palour self contained, or an ensuite room within a flat of not more 3bedrooms occupied by nice ladies

Budget : 170k-200k ( agency fee + 1yr rent)

Contact details: 08055332471

God bless you all!

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HOTEL AMEBO GIST PART 2

Gud day madam kork,ama go straight to the point.on that Thursday, a

guy came with a babe he has been asking out for a while.she ate 2

plates of pepper soup,2 malt and 1 big stout.hmm,I felt the guy Wii

definitely enter the place that day.The guy called for his bill and

ask me to book him for one hour,that was our the babe said Mi o le

wole(I no fit enter),mo rin ikan Osu Mi(I dey see my period)the guy

shouted, you didn't know you were seeing ur period when you ordered

Abi?

 I began begging him cos he wanted to beat her,that was how

another Lady came in shedding tears.I say Wetin be this one again,I

told Eunice to attend to her and she said she was waiting for

someone.The man and the babe that was inside a room before came

out,mind you the Lady has been disturbing with her shout of ooh ahhh

strike me harder,strike me harder boy(lmao),that was how the crying

babe stood up and shouted chioma so it is true!!

The guy was shamelessly asking how did you trace us?the two ladies started

fighting each other,the chop and clean mouth girl used that

opportunity to escape.The yeye guy was saying how do you expect me to

stay without sex for six month(the wedding is in 6months),I wanted to

dump you but your best friend begged me and said she will satisfy my

konji till the wedding day(walai,konji Na bastard).chioma was now

forming good girl,the lady left in tears while the yeye guy drove off

with chioma.

As if that one was not enough, yesterday a woman came in

and said she saw her husbands car packed outside,I told her no customer

is inside,she called his fone and the mumu man pick the call and was

shouting like a village man,''I am in a board meeting''!!! everybody at the

bar could hear his voice.the man came out sweating like a goat and was

shocked to see his wife..

will send the concluding part tomorrow..

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

OMG i cant wait for part two,baby girl you dey see something oooh.make dem no break your head with bottle one day sha.

so na so the chioma gist end?ehen BFF dey help her friend hubby curb conjy?so na the new name for snatching be that?hehehehehhehehe

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Car For Sale- 2003 Toyota Camry

Hello Stella,i want to sell this brand new Camry, 157-210horse power,driving range 370-611 miles,drive-front wheel drive with also power adjustable brakes and accelerator pedals are an option with the automatic transmission.. car is in  Abuja,the price is 800k but negotiable since i need it for something very urgent. if sold i promise to pay 40k to this blog.

email-victoria.osahon@yahoo.com

number-09038956341.

thanks

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FREE ZUMBA CLASS IN ABUJA

HI Stella, 

How are you doing? My name is Kosy. I am an ardent reader of your blog though I comment as anonymous. I'm a certified Zumba Instructor. I would want to give out one day free trial to all blog readers (FEMALE ONLY) and 50% discount for registration. 

Zumba is fun way burn calories and keep fit through dancing. 

Location: ABUJA (Kingdom Hall @ Belvoir Hotel, no 73 Lome Crescent, Wuse Zone 7, Abuja) 

MONDAY & WEDNESDAY: 6pm to 7pm

SATURDAY: 8am to 9am

Instagram: @getfitwithkosy 

Twitter: @ZumbawitKosy 

Facebook: getfitwithKosy Oh

For more enquiries call: 08141996062

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Appreciation TO BV Nmasinachi

Stella i want to use this opportunity to thank bv Nmasinachi for the money she sent to me.I was shocked when she asked for my account number.She later sent me N6,000 naira
I'm so so happy.May God continue to bless her.If she is single,may God bless her with a caring and wonderful rich husband before the year runs out.

Nma you are God-sent.I love you dear.

From Ogoobabe.

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NEED A LAWYER?

Hello BVs,

Setting up a business soon? Great! Incorporate your company or register your business name with me at a discounted rate - for BVs. 

Are there other issues that require the expertise of a lawyer (here in Lagos or outside)? 

I'm pleased to inform you that, we also render exceptional professional legal services spanning across:

- Legal Advisory Services, 

- Litigation, 

- Corporate/Commercial practice (incorporation, NGOs, registration of business ame and post-incorporation matters. 

Also, draft your contracts/agreements & all forms of service contracts) 

- Real Estate (property management, Leases, conveyance, perfection of title etc) all at an affordable rate. Kindly reach me on 08038721174 orthelegalpundit@gmail.com

Thank you all.

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APPRECIATION TO BV CHICHI

Good day Stellabae,hope you are been good??I don't even know where to start,I used to feel cursed cos I am always unlucky....But BV chichi broke the 'spell'...I sent her a mail when I saw her give-away and she responded, though the devil tried to strike cos twice that she tried sending the money to me,i didn't get it!!Today,I received an alert yesterday evening!!I just want to say a biiiiig THANK YOU to you for this platform and to her for her patience and understanding..... May God uplift two of you and may you continue to be unique and be a blessing to others!!

LOL,It was your money that was mistakenly sent to the BV up there but she sent you another one after you told her you felt cussed.God bless you remove you from the shame of poverty in Jesus name.

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APARTMENT ON THE ISLAND NEEDED

I work on the Island (Lekki) and live in Ikeja, I spend so much time in traffic and get home totally worn out! Today I left 6:15PM and got home 9:30PM. Sometimes I sleep feeling sicky. My alarm is set at 4:50AM. It's been tough for me. I don't drive yet. I have been managing like this because I may relocate from Lagos year end, but can't bear it anymore. I don't even read for my exams, only weekends, too bad.

I know apartments are expensive on the Island but am willing to try coz I can't go on with this lifestyle. People keep saying am getting slimmer and slimmer, it must be the work/traffic stress.  I need to get an affordable apartment for rent on the Island asap, it will be for 5/6 months, temporary. I know there are good people on this blog. Please anyone with info or has such should reach out -lachicaonline@yahoo.com

Thanks Stella Korks

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Data (internet Subscription) Giveaway

Dearest Stella, I greet you with hugs, kisses and the kindest regards. I'm a student of Uniport and with the steady hike in school fees I've been 'forced' to think up business ideas to assist my guardian (who is struggling to make ends meet)  and be financially independent.
The business name is Kaira Telecoms and our services include: 1. online instant mobile top-up 2. Data sharing 3. Targeted network marketing 4.Bulk(viral) SMS
To kick it off I'll pick one BV for a free internet subscription of 1GB(1000MB)
For more info/enquires/partnership
Call/WhatsApp-08183263342
Bbpin-532a28b9

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4RUNNER FOR SALE

Hi Sis,

I love what you are doing.I am an ardent reader of SDK blog ,though I comment as anonymous sometimes.I have been here since October 2014..I believe so much in the power of the internet and social media.

This SUV is a going at a give away price as it is worth more in the open market.

I believe somebody on your blog would own this vehicle.

Its a 2004 toyota 4runner SRS. Comes with leather seats,Ice chilling ac,6CD changer,V8 power engine and I can tell you its a fuel efficient SUV..

SUV is located in Owerri,Imo State.Pictures are attached.I am letting go at 1.6m and negiotiable.I couldbe reached on honharr@yahoo.com or my cell 08052079981

 Regards,

HarryAmaechi

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OTURUGBEKE!

Goodday Stellacious Stellastica Nwanyi Mmara Nma. How's the family? I'm an ardent reader of your blog though I comment with anonymous, infact I'm so addicted to your blog that it cost us our night food at home. This your blog no go put person for wahala, amen.

 On that fateful day, I decided to prepare small okro soup that we would eat at least twice with the little my horseband dropped before going out to hustle for the day, as the food was on fire na im i check time for my phone come see say time for IHN don dey reach and e don tey wey i dey hustle to load Richard Card but to no avail, I come say make I enter house go carry paper and pen wey I go use write down the numbers.

 As I reach inside house na im I dey busy dey refresh the page over and over again come forget say I put soup for fire (shey u don see wetin your blog dey cause? Lol), na im I hear person wey dey shout my name outside "mama ugo, mama ugo, the food wey you put for fire don dey burn oh". See me running to save the pot of soup but to no avail,  as i reach kitchen ehn come see smoke everywhere, the soup don burn sote e turn to black ashes, na im I talk for my mind say today na today papa Ugo no go hear tori for this him food oh, I gats cook one better lie tell am say na wetin make the food burn.

 As him come back dey expect him food I come serve am correct hot lie, him vex small sha but if to say him know say na phone I dey press wey make him food burn, I for hear am. Na the same sdk blog make me carry my phone enter inside toilet na im the phone fall inside the toilet straight to soakaway, choi come see vex, since then i now had restricted access to your blog, i have to wait for my horseband to come back home so I can use his phone to browse therefore I always see the giveaways late and so I've not been fortunate enough to win any even Richard card kpa kpa.

 Pls my fellow bvs no vex for the long epistle, na beg I dey bed una, pls anyone that has a baby walker to give out, abeg consider me as I cannot afford one right now due to the circumstance of things. I don't mind if it's old as a beggar has no choice and i believe my helper is somewhere out there "winks", all in the spirit of giving I won't mind a phone, even if it's old or bad, I don't mind I can repair it so far it browses (no mind me oh; I get ojukokoro aka big eyez)

My contact id is sylchuks@yahoo.com

Thanks and have a lovely day

Signed: Syl Korks.

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AQUARIUM NEWS

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www.brainbrandnigeria.com for pictures and price list. We deliver nationwide, call or ping us today We are ready to serve you better and give you the best of our service.

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FAKE PERFUMES FROM......

Hello Stella, 

Good morning to you and your family. Below are pictures of perfumes i bought from konga during that black friday yakata sales.....i'm a perfume freak, and i especially love estee lauder perfumes......so imagine my excitement when i saw it listed on Konga black friday yakata sales......perfume freak that i am, i ordered 5 different perfumes, four estee lauder and one givenchy for hubby.....my dear, the perfumes no gree me use. Them still dey house till today......remember the BV that sent you a message that konga sent her empty bottles, me sef come dey rejoice say perfume reach me, only to discover that the perfumes have this stench...i sprayed it in the office one day and my colleague said, "something is smelling, and its smelling sharp and toxic" shame no let me tell am say na me spray perfume....lol...Stella its that bad.....you know all those perfumes aboki ppl sell, its like they poured them into empty designer bottles...naija na wa oh...Konga, is black friday by force? i have attached the pictures but grayed out my name and number.....with the following details they should be able to contact me, if they so wish.

Signing out...

STELLAKORK

Blognalist/Social Entrepreneur