Tuesday In House News....

Wow,Easter is over so fast.I really had a great time where i visited.

Hope you all had fun?

Rotterdam blog visitor drove all the way to meet me where i was and i am blown away by how beautiful she is..Okay let me describe...tall and slim like Agani Darego but a more beautiful version and her name is Duchess!

Once again,thank you Duchess,you made that Saturday night party fun for me!

Shout to Blog visitors Isi and Collette....Two beautiful bvs as well.

VACANCY

Hello Stella,

Happy Easter to you, kindly publish this; A laundry and Dry Cleaning office in Ajao Estate requires the services of a Customer Service Executive. Kindly publish this in IHN.

Qualifications

OND in any discipline

Courteous and friendly

Ready to start work immediately

Preferably female

Must be resident in Ajao Estate and its environs e. g Mafoluku, iri Akari estate, isolo

With a good dress sense,Intelligent and smart

Interested candidates send cvs to info@delaundrycenter.com

Many thanks for publishing it.

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THE THESPIAN

Dear Stella,

This is to say thanks to you for the opportunity and thanks to the Thespian family. I saw the Midnight hotel at Muson center.

I saw the man in Charge though i forgot to ask for his name. He was nice but he said SDK bv's too like free things...

Thanks and best regards

Olaoluwa

lol
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APPRECIATION

Stella ,I am the one that sent you message about ifeoluwa

adeoye which you help me post in - house news. some blog visitors came

to her aid,she was able to return back to school and wrote her exams.

last two weeks angel Deborah sent her a sum of #2500 to purchase part

of books she will need next term. am so grateful ma may you never lack

and anything you lay your hands on shall prosper. Stella thank you,I

don't think a day will pass ifeoluwa mother don't pray for you and the

blog visitors God used to settle her daughter school fees. I got a job

too and I promised to contribute my part when I collect my first

salary . long life Stella ,long life SDK BVS

congrats on the job.

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LESSON TEACHER FOR YOUR KIDS

I Am a fresh graduate of electronic/electrical engineering awaiting service by october I am based in lagos . Please BVS  if you need a lesson teacher for your child both primary and secondary school student on any course you can please send a mail  to ceciliaolabode@gmail.com I promise to do a good job on your child. thanks and God bless you stella, please  I need to get busy and help out with my siblings. thanks 

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RE- VACANCY IN ABUJA

Hi Stella.

Please,  I tried contacting  the Abuja Vacancy poster for the job vacancy listed in IHN on Friday and the email rejected.

I'm not sure if it was a mistake or a typo. I would appreciate if you could help verify and correct it.

Please the poster of the vacancy should post the correct email address if she reads this.....however sometimes phones give error messages of email addresses.I know this because sometimes i get mails and people still come here to complain that they cant mail me.I dont know what causes this but i think it is a phone problem.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hello Stella,

How are you doing? l'm addicted to your blog and it makes my day. Keep the music playing.

l was at Gwarimpa  express waiting for a taxi, after some minutes, a  taxi stopped and I told him where I'm going to, the lady standing next to me wanted to join me, the driver told her that he can't carry four passengers at the back, I asked myself, why would the driver refused to carry four passengers at the back, does it mean, he doesn't want to make more money.?

After five minutes, one of the passengers told the driver that he 'll get off at the next Bus stop, the driver was angry and  said, why didn't you tell me that you will get off soon so that the other lady will join us, the guy apologized  to the driver and said he was new in Abuja. He asked the driver to open the boot so that he can carry his bag.

 The driver shouted at the guy and said, why don't you tell me that you are the owner of the bag ?so that l 'll carry you alone, how can you carry such amount of money without informing me?, what if it was a bomb and it exploded and killed me and my passengers, infact,i'm taking you  to the police station, so that you will explain to the police how you get the one million US Dollars. The guy started begging, He said that he stole the from his master in Kano, that his master is a citizen of Negel, and the man refused to settle him after serving him for nine years ,that the man stores his money at home, that he is not an armed robber. 

one of the elderly woman in the taxi  pleaded with the driver not to take the guy to police  station. The taxi driver  agreed on one condition,that the money will be divided into two the driver and the passenger will take 50% of the money and the guy will take the remaining 50% of the money. immediately, the guy agreed, one of the passengers said that his pastor told him that his miracle is on the way. But he never knew it will happened soon. The guy said that there was a charm on the money, that when he touched the money, that he didn't know himself for 45 minutes. 

The driver said for this reason we have to look for a native doctor that will destroy the charm. l said to them, why don't we share the money, and you can take your share to anywhere you like. The driver refused, he asked if any of us knows a native doctor that lives nearby,the elderly woman in the car said yes, that she knows  a herbalist that cured her husband, when he was sick,that she gave him medicine and the husband vomited lizard.The woman said the man lives in lifecamp,i told them that I don't visit Herbalist,and I advised them that we should see my pastor,the  driver refused he said,we should visit the herbalist in life camp first ,before we should  see the pastor,i told them that I will wait for them outside, that I'm not going inside. 

As we were going,i observed that the driver was driving without asking the elderly woman for direction,which means the driver knows the place very well.when we got to the place l saw peoples building a mud house,after sometime, a guy appeared in white gown ,and the elderly woman asked him to show us mama's house, he said to the woman,is like you are new to this place,mama died last year,the woman asked him who is in charge now that mama is no longer alive,he said he is the one, but he can't take us inside the house because they are rebuilding it. Before then,the driver said that we should lie to the herbalist,in order to find out,if the herbalist is fake,the driver told the herbalist that we are siblings,and we found a charm in our house,and we would like to find out who kept the charm.

The man brought a broken glass and looked at it,and said one of you have been here before,and that mama spirit greets us,he said we are not siblings,that there is a bag of money in the boot that the money was stolen, infact that the gods are angry with us because we lied.that we need to appease the gods,with one fowl each,before anything will be done,the woman asked how much is the fowl ?The man said two thousand naira each.

l stood up immediately,brought out my phone and pretended as if I was making calls,the man shouted,what is it,who are you talking to? I told him that my sister is calling me,He said,go,go,go,go,go......

l removed my shoes and started running.As I was waiting for a taxi, l saw them and none of them looked at me.

That removing shoes and running was epic,i laughed so hard.you sef get longa throat,so you wanted to share the money?LMAO!

This is an old trick and has happened to lots of people i know.

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Memo to Blog visitor that lives with her Boyfriend....

Good day Stella Bae,am sure you had a wonderful Easter celebration.... Just wanna say I love u,#plentyhomo#I am a blog visitor and I sometimes comment with the name HAKUNA MATATA!Now to the matter.........

So a lady sent a chronicle concerning how she stays with her man and how she has issues with her man's Aunt cos of a decision she took and asked for advice which she got....Now to the Lady; You by yourself,wrote the chronicles,asked for advice and when given, you wrote a memo back and you were sounding 'off',Y???What where u expecting to hear??YOU ARE LIVING WITH A MAN THAT IS NOT YOUR HUSBAND, what is wrong is wrong and instead of you to take correction, you are writing Memo???

Next time you want a honest advice,give us the full and correct story,in the chronicle,you didn't explain that the man 'sent you to school' but that still doesn't justify your living with him....Please BV's stop writing chronicles like Nigerian movies where you want us to 'fill in the bracket',tell us the full story(unbiased)and let us advice you and if you can't take advice,please DO NOT send in your chronicle!!!

LADIES,DO NOT act like a man's wife until you are REALLY his wife,MEN are not smiling these days,do not give excuses for him,if he really loves you,he will wife you fast instead of asking you to live with him.......

My friend is just 22 and she has been married for 2years,she never lived with her man until the white wedding even after the bride price was paid....Its OK to visit and stay for a while but DO NOT live there with him because once you start staying with him,getting married (real wedding) will be difficult................ Sorry for the long epistle,just felt I should reply that BV's memo!!!

SDK rocks and WELCOME WIDE EYE.......

  signing out:Hakuna Matata!!!

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

I am into cosmetics( facials. also making of creams to suit your body ) and makeup original from US. And for training students . also for Industrial attachments long breaks and short breaks we are available .

  And I am based in Festac and Ajao - any of the outlet we are capable precisely.

It's very affordable as I can work with the budget of whoever wants my services.  I can be contacted through Jeeacosmetics@yahoo.com  . 

my phone number is  08023060230

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THANK YOU MRS OMO

Please help me thank Mrs. Omo for giving out this pretty pair of shoes to me. She is such a humble and pleasant human being. 

*the pictures are attached*

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AMEBO GIST

Hi Stella,

 How are you doing? You are doing a good job. Keep the light shining.

 l traveled to ogoja in Cross River State. Our neighbour told me that, there are peoples in igoli  ogoja that are lending money with interest, the minimum they can give is fifty thousand naira and the interest  is ten thousand naira, if you  borrow one hundred thousand naira, the interest is twenty thousand naira. She told me that those peoples were sent by God to help the poor, she even told me that her friend will borrow one million naira and will pay the interest of two hundred thousand naira only.

 l asked her to explain how it works, so I can spread the Good news, she said that you have to buy application form for a thousand naira and then you pay the interest depending on the amount of money you want to borrow. The rule is that you must pay the interest first before they will give the money, I asked if the lenders asks for collateral, she said No,l said, what if the borrowers run away or refuse to pay, what will the lenders do, she said, that one is not her business, that she is on her way to give them thirty thousand naira for the interest, so they can give her one hundred and fifty thousand naira and she 'll give her younger brother one hundred thousand naira to start crayfish business and the husband fifty thousand to support his business.so when she came back, l asked her if she has collected the money, she NO,  that they asked her to come back after one week,After  one week, she went to igoli to  collect the money, when she got there, she saw a lot of peoples outside the lender's office,the office was locked and the lenders were nowhere to be found. 

Some of the women from the Barracks called their husbands, they came and broke the door and everyone rushed in, she managed to get a plastic chair. That was how our neighbour lost thirty -one thousand naira.

Lost 30k plus transport money!

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Business Ideas/ Memo to SDK Son

Bonjour Stella,

Ca va?

Please advise me on business ideas to invest 70k on. I don't want to fritter this money.

I'm not into clothes, jewelry, shoes etc. I just want something that will give regular returns without too much talk.

Bvs abeg if you have any ideas kindly share with me. My email addy is: redwineandhabeeba@gmail.com

Also, I noticed that SDK Son sent a mail on business ideas or something of the sort. Please he/she/can reach me too.

Stay blessed everyone!Bonjour Stella,

Bonjour BV..Alles klar?

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Happy Easter/Blocked ID

Hello Stella love Happy Easter to you and all Bvs. Stella i have been seriously ill for sometime now oo, thank God for His touch on my life. But despite I was sick I followed your blog like kilonsele, though i have not been able to comment. My google account is inactive and I don't know what is happening. Please has any BV experienced this? Please can someone tell me how to go about this. God bless you Stella.

I remain Olarinde Juliet.

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PREGNANT WOMAN NEEDS HOUSE TO RENT.

Good day Stella sweetheart, please help me post this in in house news

Am pregnant and due in 3weeks time but with no place to stay. Please am in dear need of a mini flat or a self contain around ogba, gbagada, surulere or okota area. I have 300k for both the rent and agent fee. Please bv that know of any house around this places should please reach me on 08033933538 thanks and God blessed

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPEYEMI FELIX

Hello Stella'Cork!! Lol...i am an ardent reader oo but I be ghost commentor (anonymous) Lol...Today Its all bout me.Its my Baiday..I want my brothers and Sisters of  SDk to celebrate with me and wish me all the goodies of life especially Job ooh and husband Lol....

No Richard Card oo as there is no job yet.Please wish me well, if I get a job, I'do well(financially) on this blog. 

Happy Birthday sweetie!

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INFO ON LOW SPERM COUNT

Hi everyone,i noticed that since this issue has been coming in that nobody has suggested something like this and that is why am doing this.Please advice your husbands to start taking palm wine and leave beer alone for sometime,i am sure he will feel a lot better after all its also enjoyment.For the lady her husband's sperm is fluctuating,palm wine will steady it and he will always release when necessary.Y'all should consider this a kind gesture from an sdker reader,thank you.

LMAO...this is not the first time i am hearing palm wine treats low sperm count,ya all should consider it a harmless option.

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VACANCY 

Dear Stella, 

Our firm is searching for industrial trainees(Estate management undergraduates) and estate surveyors fir immediate employment.

Preferred IT(s) should within yaba, ajegunle, apapa, oyinbo and its envoronsý. Please send your applications to joyaerial@gmail.com

Thanks

Signing out.....

STELLAKORK

Blognalist/Social Entrepreneur.