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Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Professional Criers?...Wow!


Are you kidding me?






I am even too shocked to laugh!





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122 comments:

  1. Blackberry28 April 2015 at 15:31

    Lol
    Hustle is real

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    1. Sue28 April 2015 at 17:01

      We have them in my village in Nigeria

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    2. Ina28 April 2015 at 18:06

      Crying and threatening to jump into the grave. Lmfaooo

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    3. Unknown28 April 2015 at 19:02

      Ahahahahahaha see their faces. Permanently in mourning state, sotey their faces don form perpetual sadness. Eheheh. God forbid bad thing

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    4. Queen Bee28 April 2015 at 20:09

      So these two women on the poster,are they d mourners or d dead?...cos they look dead already!
      Lol@crying and cussing a bit?400d,how abt cussing plenty?kai!i can't shout but na does two women on poster tire me pass oo!d

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    5. Morrybaby28 April 2015 at 20:44

      Watch this documentary on youtube, Moaning of life, Karl Pilkington. He shows different countries with their different professional criers. Interesting watch but be warned, dead bodies are shown.

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  2. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:31

    Hahaha! Nothing person no go see

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    1. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 16:33

      Ah I need professional criers ooh... I just farted in the midst of plenty people n it was loud ...people r laughing n I feel like crying.

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    2. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 17:22

      You are a dirty pig, you deserve to be mocked.

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    3. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 23:25

      Anonymous 17:22....u dey mad ney... infant u must b mad..... wat are u holy mary.... who pressed ur mumu button that u would call someone dirty. I sat beside This blog visitor at the time she posted this comment....
      To tell u say she be boti she used "farted "..
      Gosh, go hug a transformer

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  3. favour28 April 2015 at 15:32

    Y did u choose not to post my comment ma, wot did I do to u?

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  4. Karlsson28 April 2015 at 15:32

    As in for real?

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  5. Rudegirl..28 April 2015 at 15:32

    I was shocked too ,when I heard of it years bck

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  6. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:34

    Am Not Surprised, Survival Instincts!!
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    .NOTE: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..

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    1. olori western union28 April 2015 at 19:03

      Bwahahahahahahahaha for real?

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  7. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)28 April 2015 at 15:34

    Hahahahaahaahaha...
    Lmao...
    This should be Tuesday laughs...
    Jezzzzz...

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  8. Chibunky28 April 2015 at 15:34

    Lolz, Nija can do anything 2 Make Money... ehhh Stella, ur Last SM I added Chi Exotic, that Babe fine die, Hw I wish I have Made Enough Money, wud have come Pay her BridePrice this December, Help me Tel her to wait till 2017

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    1. Rubylicious28 April 2015 at 16:54

      That is Ghana, not naija.

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    2. odus28 April 2015 at 17:10

      Nah wah. Hhahahahahahhaha

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    3. Quiksilver28 April 2015 at 20:15

      This is Chi Exotic

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    4. olori western union28 April 2015 at 22:26

      Quiksilver you are one bad ass chick hehehehe
      I thought the same thing oooo

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    5. olori western union28 April 2015 at 22:27

      Chibunky Aka chi Exotic we don hear you

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  9. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:34

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Chai,my eyes have seen my ears!
    This is so funny like crazy.

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    1. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)28 April 2015 at 16:41

      It's funny how your msgs came directly under the anonymous hyping you and at the same time.

      #peoplebehypingthemselvesunderanonymous#

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    2. baby28 April 2015 at 16:49

      Huh?
      Chi baby......this is true love o.
      Wait for him na......ehn.sdkers will attend and its sure gonna be a fairytale wedding

      My sister wait o.true love is the best.
      *rolls eyes

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    3. Pipi Lee28 April 2015 at 16:50

      Chichi baybay, tell dat guy⬆you can't wait till 2017.

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    4. Officer!28 April 2015 at 17:08

      Chi exotic welldone.chibunsky ko.

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    5. Sister April28 April 2015 at 17:20

      Loooool....she was more careful this time to use "name/url"...issorait
      We havent forgotten ur last stunt chivita *rme*

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    6. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 17:54

      Don't mind them. If not hyping, it is double ID.

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    7. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 20:08

      Chi exotic be hyping yourself there ok...
      Chibunsky my ass...
      You even among those wearing knockoff versions of designer labels? Smh..
      I'd rather wear grade one okirika if I can't afford originals than wear an Aba made version of a dress...
      Personally I hate anything that trends especially clothes, cos they quickly go out of style...

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    8. Joy C28 April 2015 at 22:32

      Eyah! Na so u lonely reach? Don't worry God go answer ur prayer soon.

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    9. chibunky28 April 2015 at 22:44

      Please Guys Is Not Chi Exotic that Is Hyping Her Self.... Thanks for your Understanding

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  10. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 15:34

    There's nothing that I won't hear.

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  11. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 15:35

    God of mercy,dats hilarious plus wtf.

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  12. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 15:35

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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  13. Eka Joy28 April 2015 at 15:35

    This as to be a joke, lmao!

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  14. Quiksilver28 April 2015 at 15:35

    Lmao

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  15. Yori Yori Princess28 April 2015 at 15:37

    Stella you are behaving as if you dont know we have professional criers.

    they are many in benin and delta state. even self dem dey your own village

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  16. danny fisiye28 April 2015 at 15:38

    rubbish you pay for people to cry in a funeral what is the need abeg dey should get another thing to do Ghanaians and there things






    #GODWIN

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  17. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:39

    Looooool I saw ds last week.. I just weak.

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  18. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:40

    Like seriously!!!!!!!!!

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  19. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:41

    E speak lekwa *In Nkoli nwa Nsuka's voice*

    God bless their hustles....

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  20. christabel 28 April 2015 at 15:42

    hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhaha............ this is really really funny. how much for crying and following the corpse to the grave?

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  21. Ma Fla28 April 2015 at 15:42

    hiaaan are they for REAL? Heard of people like this but never believed. Na wah o.

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  22. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:42

    Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha...

    Crying and threatening to jump into the grave ko!

    I thought it was in Nigeria sef.

    I for like dey that kind burial to see how they do their 'job'. I'll soooo laugh!

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  23. Ma Fla28 April 2015 at 15:42

    hiaaan are they for REAL? Heard of people like this but never believed. Na wah o.

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  24. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:44

    God forbid evil.
    What kind of business is this?
    Hmmmm

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  25. Chidinma Grace28 April 2015 at 15:44

    Hahahahahahaa see dia face, u go fear crying. Wahala dey o. Anything for money.

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  26. Ijele Nwanyi28 April 2015 at 15:44

    Stella dem full ground for Ghana na. Those people make money through funerals. According to them a 'high society' funeral accords the deceased a great deal of respect in the after life. That's why they can keep corpse for so long, where they are waiting for the rich relatives of the deceased living abroad to come back, or send plenty money, so they can give the deceased a befitting burial.

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    1. Unknown28 April 2015 at 19:06

      Ahaha. It means to hire town criers for a funeral, the person that died must have been a bad person, or they found the person's corpse on the street, so no one knows him to cry for his dead body. What the....??

      Or they use it to manipulate a rich man's funeral to take advantage of his proceeds, by cursing and accusing innocent people of murdering him. Reasons abound jare.

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  27. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:45

    Omg!!!! Too too funny

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  28. Uju28 April 2015 at 15:45

    Haha that is eke joy n xoxo mystery, stella bvs professional criers.

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  29. Justyswt28 April 2015 at 15:46

    Na wa o. See work.

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  30. FOLARIN•28 April 2015 at 15:46

    Crying and threatening to jump into the grave really got me

    What??????
    LMAO!!!!

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  31. Lady PY28 April 2015 at 15:46

    ROTFLing if this is true then i will frm henceforth expect anything in this world

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  32. crownwonder28 April 2015 at 15:46

    Ohhhh my....so many occupation we got in this life .

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  33. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:46

    While we wr kids, my Dad would always tell my younger sis (she can cry for Africa); "you're wasting your talent. Let me go and get you a professional crying job, so you'll cry for people that are organising funerals and make money with your tears instead of wasting it".

    I used to think he was just joking o! seeing this post now... maybe there were jobs like that then.

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  34. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 15:46

    Hahahahaha!! U go fear hustling

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  35. Just Sayin'28 April 2015 at 15:48

    Hahahahahahahaha!

    Chai! So this business has been revolutionized now..? And I don dey find business idea tay tay?

    Wia all dz BV's wey dey register company biko. I wan register my professional crying business with RC number, design website and get bank account details with token.

    See real hustle o! Diarris God o! Looool! I never laugh like dis for sometime now.

    Infact, wia Ngo Iweala, YouWin! has to award grant for dis crying industry.

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  36. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:48

    Hahaha I have heard this shit before and I do know it is practsed in some parts of Nigeria lol

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  37. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:50

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    Yay, at last, I can comment again.
    My google ID has refuse to work on my 3 best browsers.
    I'm on the case of "when the desirable isn't available...." now.

    Tetrina's diary, I'm still in awe towards the kind gesture you showered on me in February. All the neurons in my brain still dances shoki aaaahhhh for you.
    Ese ma.

    Stella, I don miss your trouble like 'jollof rice'. Hehe.

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    1. PREACHER'S WIFE28 April 2015 at 17:06

      Good to see u!

      Mma Cee, where are u as well? I miss reading your comments.

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    2. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 20:11

      Welcome back Dauda...
      A Bv inquired about you just yesterday...
      Is that why you suddenly surfaced? Lol

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  38. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!28 April 2015 at 15:51

    Hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhhhahaahhahahahahahahahahh
    My belle oooooooo!!!!

    See me dey laff for office like d real crazy wey I be......

    God foorbid bad thing!!!

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    1. Rudegirl..28 April 2015 at 16:37

      Office?
      U mean u work in an office???

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    2. Pipi Lee28 April 2015 at 16:52

      Lol
      Lwkmd....OMG
      OKijA wife come and answer Rudegirl o

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    3. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!28 April 2015 at 16:55

      See dis one!!!! Taaaaaa!

      Because me and u dey FIDI GBODI for blog abi??? I no blame u!!!

      Smtcheeeeerwwww!!!

      If I mention my office here so many peeps will know it's me!

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    4. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 17:01

      Really? You have a job? *shocked* I hope you don't curse ur bosses and co-workers?

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    5. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!28 April 2015 at 18:15

      Haahahhahahahh...see Una life ooooooo!!
      I am d boss of myself..... Incase u need a job, I can employ you and rude girll...

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    6. Sister April28 April 2015 at 22:41

      Okija wife pls employ me oooooo...a sister nids a job, rudegirl n co hav jobs

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    7. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 22:53

      Then most definetely u trade in oja wosi wosi. Cos u don't sound well put together to be a CEO

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    8. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!29 April 2015 at 08:47

      Anon 22:53, u are just a waste of sperm!!! If u see my school ehn....u go bow!

      @sister April..can u work in a secondary school???
      Around LASU area!

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  39. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:51

    Rotfl, OMG stella is dis for real. Am literally laughing

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  40. Mz Vee28 April 2015 at 15:52

    What is this?
    Everything has turnned business, people will do anything 4 money.
    God help us all.


    *Rmn blessed*

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  41. SHUKURAH28 April 2015 at 15:53

    Hahahaha these Charles no wan carry last. Lmao!

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  42. TM David-West28 April 2015 at 15:53

    Lwkm... see pricing. It's a living jor, hahaha

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  43. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 28 April 2015 at 15:53

    Lmao @ crying and threatening to jump into the grave..
    Kai ! Africans!

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  44. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:54

    The specifications of the cry cracked me up but wait o, crying and rolling on the ground should be more expensive than crying and insulting a bit. LWKMD

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  45. Unknown28 April 2015 at 15:56

    Like seriously is dis 4 real?can't stop laffing o.

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  46. Cynthia Iyede28 April 2015 at 15:57

    Funny but not new. Will their tears resurrect the dead?

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  47. Olayemi28 April 2015 at 15:58

    These is byond me,it's well

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  48. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 16:01

    what the heck??????

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  49. SWAG LAFRESH 28 April 2015 at 16:01

    Normal thing for benin na.

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  50. Unknown28 April 2015 at 16:04

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lmaooo.... Naso we go dey laugh here when this people dey chop real money... Lolx....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  51. Unknown28 April 2015 at 16:04

    lmao So that is a job too, nawa oh

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  52. BLOGLORD (MVBM)28 April 2015 at 16:07

    Lmao!
    See hustle.
    Business mehnnn...

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  53. Unknown28 April 2015 at 16:09

    It's been happening, even in our own obodo naija!!!

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  54. David Iyke28 April 2015 at 16:09

    This pictures are they the criers or the people they have cried for their dead ones?Plenty things dey happens for Ghana!

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  55. Unknown28 April 2015 at 16:09

    Aaah Stella na now you don dey know? This one is old news. It's just that I haven't seen it advertised like this before but professional criers have always been there.

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  56. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 16:10

    Can you just imagine!! how do these people sleep at night??

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  57. Unknown28 April 2015 at 16:10

    Lol...
    It is well.

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  58. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 16:11

    LOOOOOOOOL! crying and insulting a bit, crying and threatning into jump....this made me laugh so hard

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  59. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 16:11

    Lwkm

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  60. Ice Queen28 April 2015 at 16:13

    Yes oh;it is has been happening this and rented crowd

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  61. Unknown28 April 2015 at 16:15

    Hahahaha as my mother would say"Every cry is enough for the burial ". Stella all way na way jor.

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  62. Miss Ess28 April 2015 at 16:16

    How does the tears come? What brings the emotions?

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  63. Unknown28 April 2015 at 16:17

    Everything don turn to business.

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  64. Chigo28 April 2015 at 16:18

    This world don end...... Chia, Abeg ooo i no fit shout!

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  65. Tannie28 April 2015 at 16:19

    Lolzzzzzzzz. See hustle

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  66. Pipi Lee28 April 2015 at 16:21

    Lwkmd
    Warridis bikonu, so the bereaved can't cry abi they will be too busy to cry that day.. Lol

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  67. Jasmine28 April 2015 at 16:23

    This is not new nau. It's been happening for a long time now. I think Nkiru slyvanus and mercy Johnson should join them. They can cry for Africa

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  68. Unknown28 April 2015 at 16:24

    I've heard about them. The hustle is for real..
    What country's currency is GH? Ghana cedis?

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  69. Aunty gwegzzz....28 April 2015 at 16:28

    Its a joke.

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  70. baby28 April 2015 at 16:47

    OMG!!
    I have heard of this hustle before but that thier list and charges got me laughing so hard somone had to ask me if all was well........

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  71. Itmowo28 April 2015 at 16:49

    Wow!! is this for real? adonbeliv it!

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  72. L.Af.DT®28 April 2015 at 17:06

    Lol, dat is my country for u. It happens at high class funerals. Lmao @ crying n threatening to jump into de grave.

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  73. Glam 24728 April 2015 at 17:18

    Hahahahahahaha...I can't believe this!
    Professional criers with charges??

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  74. Anonymous28 April 2015 at 17:35

    Tonto dike should join them too,she fit cry for d whole Africa too.

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  75. The General's Wife28 April 2015 at 18:56

    Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
    Dis just made my Night

    LMAO @ Crying and throwing yaself on d ground

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  76. Unknown28 April 2015 at 20:02

    Like seriously???nawa o!

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  77. Sincere Conscience28 April 2015 at 20:28

    KikikikiKikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki

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  78. Jolly Saft28 April 2015 at 20:35

    Omg just the kind of stress reliever I need today after a tensed number of days. See me laughing so hard like theres nothing at stake. Thank you Stella for posting this.

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  79. Unknown28 April 2015 at 22:14

    Life must be really unfair and hard for some people,all this hate for Chi exotic? Sorry biatches!
    Bunny, i know you,but i won't delete you from my bbm,stay there while you choke everyday from seeing my beautiful dp. You want me to buy a balmain designers dress when i can get the uk? You are an armed robber.
    Pipi lee honey pie,that guy na joker, you need to see all the praise and worship he was doing for me, Funny bv.
    Sdk ,men full your blog but they don't comment cos of the way people bring personal chats conversation to the blog,one even said he was scared of chatting with me cos he doesn't want me to sly him when we fall out... I don't do people that way. the way people bring personal chats to the blog is scaring mostly guys from commenting.
    You know what to do.

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  80. quintessence29 April 2015 at 13:59

    This is serious oooo, can't stop laughing

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