I wish I didn't have to be the one to break the news that this has happened!!
Please if you read this,forgive me and blame it on my job as a seasoned Journalist!
Okay,so it started yesterday,my phone rang and i looked at the caller and it showed me the name of someone i had been dreading his call because he once told me he was in love with me and got angry every time i posted governor Amaechi's pic and added the word #boooflife.
So i picked up the call and mouthed softly
''Hello..''
He said ''hi'' and i looked at the phone again because it was a strange voice.....
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Please step forward and tell us the best April fools day joke anyone ever pulled on you/you pulled on anyone?
This one you just pulled now.
ReplyDeleteRellaidiovo.blogspot.com
I saw it coming, so I wasn't fooled
DeleteStella olododos. The picture u put up tells it all... try harder next time
DeleteI sent a text to my sis this morning lamenting about a new law in Uk , No one should be more than a size 12 or face 6 months jail term. Her biggest worry wasnt about me being a size 14
Deletebut how it will affect the fashion industry and her business. So much for sisterhood,but i got her real good.Mrs O
I did not even remember it was April first sef
DeleteOh lord! I fell for it. Damn
ReplyDeleteI called my friends and told them used MTN cards are entering again, they should strt recharging that I've recharged like 5k , they screamed and said Abeg wait make I go find my own... and I quietly said April fool. Lolzzzz the curse wey follow no be here.
DeleteI called my friends and told them used MTN cards are entering again, they should strt recharging that I've recharged like 5k , they screamed and said Abeg wait make I go find my own... and I quietly said April fool. Lolzzzz the curse wey follow no be here.
DeleteStella nawa 4 you oooooh
DeleteLol...see the way i rushed to open the post, never had any April fool prank.
ReplyDeleteHappy new month SDKBloggers.
And its my Birth month!!!
Lol sterololo, i knew it immediately I saw dat omg" dat its gonna be April fool post
ReplyDeleteNone, I hate April fool
ReplyDeleteStella mbok
DeleteStella this ur joke abi april fool joke dryyy. Before i open the post sef i Don see the April fool wey dey the picture. My eye just dey like this - -
ReplyDeleteBeen waiting for this from you, Stella.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe. I wasn't fooled.
Your first sentence gave you away.
Try again next year.
I don't have any "Epic" April fool's prank.
Just regular jokes.
Stella bae...u always have a way of making me smile... i just pranked my baby and he fell for it. So happy...i think this is my best April fool prank ever. love you loads!
ReplyDeleteWhich baby? And your name is "Single girl"?
DeleteBia Mrs Korkus, mind yasef
ReplyDeleteMy 6 and 4yrs old kids got me real bad.. they said mummy,we have something important to say,i was lik what it is? They. Said something is burning in the kitchen. I was about screaming baby! Pls check the kitchen,when they both said April Fool! *lol* I was dumbfounded, never knew they know what April Fool is.. I'm proud of my kids.
DeleteStella you're so DRY eeeeh, i can't even think of an adjective to describe your situation.
ReplyDeleteApril fool right back at ya! LMAO
LOL
ReplyDeleteI already knew you were about to prank us.
Once I see you shout OMG! my "suspicion" antenna stands up immediately.
You can like to abuse that "OMG" eh.
So yeah,
Try harder next year!
LMAO
Chaaaai stella you re just a clown.
ReplyDeleteIf you saw how i quickly scrolled down
to read eeen, shar you got me.
Happy new month to you too n
all bvs one love.
Wow! Didn't even know today was April fool's day. Stella, you just fooled me. You should have seen the eagerness with which I opened this page. Amebo no be work o.
ReplyDeleteI almost forgot is April, buhari no gree me see road. .....
ReplyDeleteThe day Ewu love called to tell me he loves me. Ewu where are uuuuuuu. Miss u. You make me laugh. Pls come back.
ReplyDeleteThis must be April Fool. I didn't continue reading I just opened the comment link. Whew! glad I escaped this one. too cheap. u shud hav used IHN for it then repost the real one.
ReplyDeleteHappy New month to my blog FAMILY
ReplyDeleteLol..whoever brought abt dis April fools day sef.. mine wasn't So spectacular will wait to read comments...But April babies rock..team April 18-_-b
ReplyDeleteIst of April is a good day for me that i had to beat someone in my dream today.
ReplyDeleteGod thank you for giving me this day to beat that lady very well.
Some years ago,i called my older sis crying. I told her my dh did something i didnt like and i have given him space for some time. I told her i was with the kids at Agofure park,that she should come get us.
ReplyDeleteI told her i took him and he got angry n stopped eating my food and talking to me,that i couldnt bear it any longer.
She started crying on the phone and told us to wait,she'd be there.(she can cry o).
Five minutes later,she called n i told her i was in a fast food joint,that i got hungry n we had to go eat. I told her not to pick dh call cos i never ever want him to know where we were.I told her to wait for me. She kept calling ,she even asked for the bus that came from ph.
So i told her that i left my ghana-must-go bag in the reception(i had to lie with ghana must go) cos i know it is an ubiquitous object. I started crying again when she said she was leaving the park as she feels i was nowhere near there.
Along the line,i told hrer it was AF.She was angry at first then started laffing,she said she suspected when i told her not to pick dh call.
After lying with preggies,i took in 2months later without knowing. She had d last laff
Lmao. U are wicked o,you wanted to giver her heart attack.Nice 1
DeleteHhahhaahahahaha Irene oh, this got me rolling
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DeleteLol
DeleteI think d worst so far was this morning where my bro woke me up and told me, our water tank fell, broke and there was water everywhere. Seems impossible right, but it was because I was still sleeping wen he told me and totally forgot today was April first. See speed wey I take rush go outside.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine ur speed.lol
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DeleteDry
DeleteHe he he he!
ReplyDeleteA friend gave birth 3 years ago on April First.
She called everyone including me that she had the baby. We did not believe her.
Every one thought she was pranking us but she really did have a baby boy.
Lol
Deletei hate april fools day...i used to love it up until i was in primary 5...i always tried to prank people but it never worked, so one april fools day i decided to go biiiig (big mistake)...my mum left her phone at home by mistake, and yours truly was home (driven for fees)so i started txting all the people i knew on her contact list that she was involved in an accident...in less than five mins people strtd calling, i laughed, picked up the phone n spoke with my best cry voice...i told them it was true, how sad i was, how mum was in pain...they all consoled and promised to come over...i was busy laughing in my head
ReplyDeletewhen one of my teachers in schl knocked on
the door( i had txtd her too), the lady was crying, she burst through the door and was shouting...see gobe...i was so confused, i finally confessed o...long n short was, mum got home after getting shocked glances at work and i got the beating of my life...since then, i've hated april fools day
Lol. Serves you right.
DeleteLmao. That was actually foolish but u were only a kid so its allowed.
DeleteHian! Dis ur april fool too deep abeg, u went to d extreme by using accident. It's gud d way u were beaten
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DeleteHahaha, sorry babe
DeleteBrownie o...u be werey o hahahahahah
DeleteHahahahahha see beating for you then. Hahahahahaha
DeleteGood for you, next time dnt joke with accident lol
DeleteCan't stop laughing, I can imagine tthe beat.
DeleteI don't get this gist.
DeletePrimary 5?
Phone?
Text message?
Sorry how old are you now?
Good for ya...lmao
DeleteLmbo.....I can stop laughing my self, you no try @ all o!
DeleteDeola, pry 5 kids are smart o.
DeleteHow old are you?
DeleteDeola u are wicked, u want to spoil d gist, 5yrs haba fear God with all d lies now
DeleteHehehehe.
ReplyDeleteSDK,u no sabi do Afril pool ooo.
Don't mind stella. The pic gave her away.I only opened the post to read comments.How can you tag the post with april foof pic and expect us not to know? #side eyes
DeleteU try ooo.....but I already knew it was a prank
ReplyDeleteShout out to those that like to share my name with me that they can't just be creative for once in their lives
Olori western union, Olori ogun, Olori ruby and co
It's nice sharing with you guys
See this one oooo, how Olori take be Olori western union?? Because people are complaining you sef just won talk make e no be say you no talk abi? How is it your name sef? Olori is a title in yoruba land abi na olori your parents name you? Smh yeye dey smell.
DeleteOya pele u hear?
DeleteLadies & their jealousy...... guys can share anything....dsnt mata....u guys shd calm down joo.....bill clinton & bill Gates no dey fight on top name joo.....*winks*
DeleteNone, I hate April fool
ReplyDeletei dint boda t read. i knew it's april fool. *side eyes @ Stella*
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaahahha nawa for you Stella
ReplyDeletei did not finish it,cos i know what it is.
ReplyDeleteNone for today
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahah..
ReplyDeleteWhen I was reading this, I thought Amaechi your love called you to come to Naija and take a post....
My children did one to me this morning....
I woke up around 5am to take all of them to pee and guess what,I couldn't find my last baby and he is my favorite...biko don't get me wrong,every mother has a favorite among her children...
Me and their daddy searched for him the whole house and he was no where to be found,I even turned the whole place upside down calling his name and crying....meanwhile others where forming sleepy...
Gawd,I was mad already and hubby was just calming me down...we were on the verge of driving out to the police when he came out from the kitchen his hiding place.... And all of them shouted April fool....gosh!!!...I felt like a fool indeed and thanked God the whole thing was just a prank...
They are still begging me but I must punish them for making me a fool...
Nonsense ..
Lol.
DeleteHahahahahaaaa! Smart kids! Sowie mummy!
DeletePlease let the poor kids be,don't ruin their fun day. Just warn them abeg. Lol
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DeleteHahahhahahaha
DeleteHahahahahaha my ribs ohhhhhhhhh, Linda pls don't punish them its part of the fun
DeleteLol don't punish dem. just think of a serious prank that'll make Dem shout "momma No ooo" lol
DeleteLiar, liar, pants on fire. Ur kids even last baby woke up by 5, yimu
DeleteLol
DeleteDon't punish them o abeg
Linda, I beg you in the name of God, stop that favourite thing. It always has a negative effect on children's mindset. I'm speaking from experience. I don't like anonymous mood if not I'd share my story. Stop it please.
DeletePlease forgive them lol
DeleteHahahahahahaha!
DeletePlease mummy don't punish them bikoooo.
It's true Oluyomi.....
DeleteWhich way!!!. Abeg free them joor.
DeleteLove all your children equally if you want peace in the future...it's is irresponsible as a parent to more than one child to be playing favorites.
DeleteIfe
Nt excited. Jor..happy new month all
ReplyDeleteStella really??? *bored eyes***,Is dis d best u cld cum up wiv?**rme***, comedy obviouslyisn't ur forte. Stick to ur ameboism n move on. HNM hun, love u still....
ReplyDeleteSTELLA OOO........THIS YOUR APRIL FOOL STAUT NA WA! HAPPY NEW MONTH BVS.......
ReplyDeleteU got me there!!
ReplyDeleteI knew it was a stunt before opening it sef,,,,,,,,,,Stella u must enjoy me
ReplyDeleteI dey vex o stella TEAM GEJ NO P SHA THE APRIL FOOL NO TOO MOVE ME SHA
ReplyDelete#GODWIN
2 days After my marriage my husband left for owerri from enugu cos that's where he had to meet his friend there for something so one of my aso Ebi gals asked to follow him cos she was going to ow erri too so after 2 hours my husband called n said they were arrested that a gun was found in my friends bag i almost fainted so we were all ready to leave to drive to ow erri he called and said April Fool Jesus i want craze for am dat day ooooooo
ReplyDeleteI hope you know your aso ebi girl is fucking your hubby.
DeleteLolz, Stella am Also In Luv Wit u @ April Fool
ReplyDeleteSisi Eko the bloody tribalist you have come out fully abi? You have been forming none partisan but I saw through your deceit from the world go. Dirty Ofe nmanu cleaning toilets in London. Yorubas will never get our votes when it comes to them against the Hausas. They will kill the yoruba man like they killed MKO. Cowards
ReplyDeleteIs this ur April fools story? Or just an imagination
DeleteWow! So much hate inside of u...smh for u cos it ll end up causing cancer.
DeleteWho is this one? What are u on about? Do u even know which tribe I belong to? Lmaooo u are obsessed with this London toilet ish. U haven't gotten over yourself I presume. Well, sorry darling I live not in the UK so try harder. Did u finally get the gift u were begging for here? Anyway until u tender ur case pointedly, uv just wasted ur bloody rant. Goodbye
DeleteStella this one no jell. Try another one lolz. April fools day got me several times when I was in school... So so lecturer wants to see u in his office now! (come see race), I saw your quiz script by mistake & you flunked d paper lolz. Babe your cloth is stained (see shame until I found out it was a lie)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.... A friend of mine played a fast one on me dis morning...
ReplyDeleteStella it wasnt funny @ all. I was suppose to write my exam by 2pm today. My friend called me, she said the exam has bn shifted to 11am. SDK i was rushing. After bathing, she called me back and shouting APRIL FOOL..... HUH? SDK the tin pain me wella, and i must revenge ooo.... MUST. lolzzzz. I REP APRIL 12th.
lol..sdk u just catch me mugu again dis morning.. see as I dey concentrate for d gist before... lmao
ReplyDeleteStella take time o! See as I rush the post.
ReplyDeletePls y'all should tell sweet April Fool stories.
Btw, I can now comment. Sorry if I did not reply ur comment before now. No be me cause am.
Smtcheeeeeeeeeeww!!!! E no catch me o cos already knew it's April fool....na person Wey no follow sdk from beginning no go know!!! Phew
ReplyDeleteBreaaaaaaaking newwwwsssss
ReplyDeleteOKIJA wife STABBED all men in her family to death as to her all men are useless so she killed all male in her family
what a luck Okija slut
stella if u like no post my coment
use am do sanitary pad
mtchEWW!!!!!!!
U know say u no get sense na! U don't have to be told!
DeleteAnon 10:38...all d men In ur families shall be visited by ayelala dis morning....starting from ur oloriburuku mother!!!
DeleteI already knew, it didn't gel well Stella
ReplyDeleteI still dey think, u dey talk of April fool. Kk I don't have any but wouldn't mind this one to be d best pranked April fool on me by denouncing the presidential winner. I don't want GEJ or GMB, they r both lame, removing GEJ and putting GMB is like exchanging pot with kettle, same boat o! When will Nigerians open their eyes and number six? Which way my lovely country.
ReplyDeletehahaha stellozky you almost got me...
ReplyDeletewell, am a very fast decoder/ i get to soji on time so i've never been caught in april fool's web
Stella early dis morning my lodge mates were shouting "lodge dey fall, lodge dey fall ooo" FALL KE? FOR WHERE? The kind race wey i tear reach downstairs, i neva run dat type of race b4. lol.. I rush pack my credentials and my phone. Some students tie towel, some tie wrapper. Some students just dey wake, their eyes swell and red like say 2mao no dey.lol.... It was crazy and hilarious....APRIL BABIES ROCK!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahhahahahaha
DeleteLol
DeleteLmao
DeleteHahahahahaha
ReplyDeletehehehehe,happy new month
ReplyDeleteYes I just got punked by my younger bro. Was asked to meet him somewhere, I got there n was looking for him with much seriousness. He called n I was like where r u now cos I can't even see you. He just said what's today's date? The thing pepper me o. Dickson if I catch u hennn? Ok.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Stella as I dey mise my data naim u mek me open dis tin? U must compensate me with shoki ahn oooooo
ReplyDeleteLucky u....
DeleteLolz...
How are u dear and Our Bun in d oven?
Hope u are kicking well.
Shalom dear.it wil end in praise.Amén.
Stella, I slap 4 u wen I c u. Wit all due respect! Wtf, c me anxious 2 read sumtin. Mtchew
ReplyDeleteHappy New Month everyone. Our month of new song.
ReplyDeleteLol. You got me
ReplyDeleteHappy new month to Sdk and her wonderful BV's
I knew it was april fools lol. You didn't get me. Maybe next year
ReplyDeleteLolz,nice one
ReplyDeleteAPRIL FOOL!!! I didn't read further bfore commenting....lol
ReplyDeleteLol,stella this your April fool no be here o.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm Stella only for me to receive a message at about 12 midnight that the election had been upturned and GEJ announced winner by Jega! Na so my eye pop open as sleep got murdered instantly. Na so I start to buzz peeps de send message nd one come respond say "wait o.... Aint it april fool!".... I could not help but laugh at me! That blog guy really got me!... I hope this is published plus stella I wanna send in a narrative but dunno how to please state how one can reach u to have an issue published. Thanks
ReplyDeletehehehehe!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha I know is April fool immediately I saw it. *a*stells I love you***
ReplyDeleteHahahhhhaa
ReplyDeleteStella u got me there
See as my heart dey beat when I opened the post. .
Even forgot today is 1st
Choi, let me try this and know if anyone will fall for it.
ReplyDeleteI knew it was April Fool... lol
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha. you got me stellz.
ReplyDeleteWaiting to read April fools jokes. I really need d laugh
ReplyDeletei slept in a friends house wey back at 1004 in Victoria island,the last floor upstairs.another friend of mine who happen to stay there as well but another building called me on April 1st that the middle floor was on fire......we all rush out,only for him to start laughing and he said April fool.i was so mad
ReplyDeleteLol. So I pulled a trick on my fb frnds nd told dem la Boo popped d question last nite nd d wedding bell is ringing soon. Come c congratulatory messages. Lé boo had 2 call me nd asked if I was cheating on him, lol I told him April fool!
ReplyDeleteLol. Don't cause heart attack for d young man o
DeleteHe should pop the question na
DeleteHahahahahaha
DeleteWhy do u want amaechi's attention by all means?
ReplyDeletei will never forget April fools day of 2004. I was in school, uniport.....waiting for a lecturer in a particular hall, a student came in and announced that the lecturer was around in another hall, na so students dey run dey go, see stampede....while running, i missed a step, sprained an ankle, within a week, my leg was swollen, couldn't walk, My family had to look for ijaw people to put my dislocated bone back ito position.missed school for a whole semester because of one useless april fool.
ReplyDeleteChoi! Stella. ooo this one that you just pulld now is the very best o.I don dey lick mouth say I won read love story oooooooo chai!
ReplyDeleteThe one that got me this morning was by a newspaper online.
ReplyDeleteThey wrote, "see Buhari dancing shoki with his daughter Zahra to celebrate "
I just quick open d post only to see April fool.
Lol
ReplyDeleteLolz.....
ReplyDeleteSo last year,i pulled one "April Fool" like that hahha
My co-wife just had dis cute baby Boy on d 1st of April and I put up her baby on ma dp with d caption "Welcome To d World Son.May God bless u now n always.
My BB went into frenzy mood....hahahhahahaha
No one knew i was preggers except d very very few that actually Saw me.
Buh cos My Second daughter was there years and a mintht,they figured it was high time and must be ma Son....
See calls and messages and what what have u.
I wanted to set the récords straight buh was overwhelmed n didnt know where to start from....Lol
Den a tot struck me...why not use it as April Fool?hehehehhehehe
So i just dat back n enjoyed all d messages and dps and what have u.
i actually started feeling like d Boy was mine.
I was 6 months gone den and soo wanted a baby Boy.
So i just used all d goodwill messages and prayed to GoD "The voice of d people is d voice of God.They want me to have a baby Boy.pls give me a baby Boy.
The next day,i put up a "I Fooled U All on April Day" and went on to say that d baby though ma son,was actually ma co-wife's.
Some called to re-confirm.Most didnt call.fires dey tot i was kidding.Some called me A Clown.
I had soo much fun dat last year.buh i didnt know wot was to come Later hahahahhahahaha
Thankfully,our own baby Boy Came three months Later amidst soo much Joy,thanksgiving and Praise.
Buh no one beleieved he was mine....
They said I already had a son and dat My new baby was a friend's son.
It didnt help matters that my new son weighed 4.7kg and didnt quite Look like a brand new baby...LMAO
They called buh Only to find out what was going on.it was Only family members that called to and y know knew d baby was mine.and some of ma friends.buh majority of dose on ma BB didnt believe Lol....
Infact it was Only like 6 months down d line When dey had seen ma son with his Sisters constantly on ma dp for months n months that dey wil call and say "Nne so dis baby is actually yours"Lol
Happy New Month Everyone!
Lmao
DeleteD boy will be like "people already think mummy has a baby boy already, so imma come out like I'm some months gone". Lol
Happy new month to you to.
But errrrmmm TGW your co-wife is your husband brother's wife abi?
Hahahahaha yes Pipi Leeee.bro-in-law's wifey.
DeleteOf cos...lol
DeleteHappy new month Stella and fellow bvs.
ReplyDeleteSomebody help.
ReplyDeleteStella araputago m ta.
I went to pull one stunt for my sdk blog boo, blawd of gawd, he has fallen for it. Someone, how do I tell him that I was joking so that he will rest. Chim ooo, na joke I been dey oh. Or should I forward this post to him so that he can see my comment? Isi na agbahodi m popcorn ebe a.
Wetin carry me go try this kain rough play now? I won't answer him oh
No punish them o.
ReplyDeleteMy birth month.
Hahahahahaha, Stella u got me
ReplyDeleteBack then I'm school I also pranked my neighbors, I woke up around 5:30 went and knock at their doors shouting, there is snake in my room oh, please help, u need to see the race of them picked out, with sticks straight to my room asking, where is the snake? I would be saying check there, or maybe it went this way, I would turn my face and laugh a bit, they wud ask re u sure u saw a snake, forming seriousness I wud say yes nah, check properly, after about 30mims by then they have turned my room upside down, I now told them April fool, ahhhhhh, they got so mad but later started laughing.
Ppl that use death and accident to do April fool should stop oh, cos o heard of a story back then that a girl called a guy to tell him his father died, the shock made him cross the road without looking and got hit. April fool gone bad
hahah u try
ReplyDeleteAny how you did it,We must press Read more no matter how the news is as far as it comes from your blog!So my dear your April fool is one among the many that did not come to me as a surprise! No harm meant though.
ReplyDeleteYoung Siscalled me in d middle of the night, talking soberly that her Friend asked for something from her & they were caught & sent out of exam hall.
ReplyDeleteI started forming good brother, was worried, asking her different questions & thinking of wat to do....she just started laffing, saying APRIL FOOL.
I just said "WOW, thanl you for disturbing my sleep"
Disconnect the call & went back to bed.
I called a friend to congratulate him on d arrival of their patter of tiny feet *side eyes@ Stella *. Ok , this friend has 3 women in his life. The (first) wife, d second wife whom d first wife thought's a cousin n a random girl he impregnated, tho' legally married wife knows d other two ladies but not as co- wives but d other two ladies dont know n have never met each other( a triangular sort of mess)
ReplyDeleteSo, when hubby told mi he welcomed a baby initially i tot one of d wives ( main n d side wife) had given birth ............
Anyways to d Prank. After congratulating him I asked Nna what's going on, I called n congratulated ur wife but she seems to not understand what I was talking about so when I notice she wasn't responding positively I xcused myself then, sent d other lady whom u initially introduced to me as ur cousin a congratulatory message she too come begin ask " wetin " lol ! Come see halla unto me hehe!
He begin shout for fone, abeg abeg call Dem back n tell them u do Dem April fool . I say lai lai i no do . Y should I tell her it was a prank-I be her playmate?
Yawns
Yawns
Part two willi kom tomorrow
Stayed tuned
Lol
Jisos!
Deleteu just pour sand for garri!
Hahahahaha
Very dry like stockfish
DeleteLol @anon , no mind mi n google abi d network. I wrote d concluding part of d story which was d koko of d mata as I press d "publish" button d thing no deliver I even tried to retrieve it but it haff lost. No vex eh, abi u don de cry? lmao
DeleteNice one dear Stella.....i rep April 14th......my dad's birthday is 2moro(April 2nd) but he is in Heaven already and I celebrate him, GOD continue to rest his precious soul in Perfect Peace Amen......HNM Beautiful People....Cheers!
ReplyDeletewlda expected better quality pranks from u, but hey...shit happens
ReplyDeleteWhen my fiancé called to tell me a someone was pregnant for him on April fools day... I thought it was a joke but no its for real. Life has never been the same since then.
ReplyDeleteWhen my fiancé called to tell me a someone was pregnant for him on April fools day... I thought it was a joke but no its for real. Life has never been the same since then.
ReplyDeleteThat is ur fiance no try at all.
Deletecouldn't reply under my comment ( don't know why)...i was in primary 5 in 2005...turned twenty in december...
ReplyDeleteLol
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