I love Mondays....The stress and everyone hurrying to get to their day jobs.
I am already at mine....Blogging!
At you at work already?Whats your Mondays normally like?
Mine is stressful cos ya all expect so much from me..LMAO!
Tell me 'bout your Mondays Ojare!
I used to love Mondays in Nigeria cos i used to visit that side where Ghana high is and buy that Jollof rice with pomo,shaki and orisirisi to ease off stress....lol
Stella and food!!
ReplyDeleteI was talking to my mum and was in a hurry to leave the house but guess what? I scattered my entire house looking for my phone sweating like a goat. Chai, the devil do me strong thing. Even my mum I told I cudnt find my fon told me to cut the call and search for it carefully. by then ws almost crying coz I was late. Na as I bring down fon to disconnect call I realize say I hold d fon!
DeleteHahahhahahahahahahahaha@cocoz I haff die!
Delete09:18 I believe this story... im a Witness sister lool.. You ve been worrying lately for nothing dear, easy on you. Stella Agu nwayi lol Mondays no easy ohh
DeleteDEAD@coco
DeleteStella u too like jollof rice. Monday is like a man oo. It comes so quick and is a very hectic day.
DeleteCocoz ooo Hahahahhahahaha
DeleteCocoz, lol.....I hv been a victim.
DeleteLmao@cocoz...u gat me rolling on the floor. Hahahaha.
DeleteMonday is crazy for me. Wake @5am (difficult now because I'm preggy), leave @5.30am (the traffic gives me crazy headache by the way). Get to work, work on management report and attend management meeting (sometimes the queries for that meeting no be here). Then come back to re-strategize with my team on what the week should be like and respond to long trail of mails.
DeleteHahahaha @cocoz
DeleteLmao.@Cocoz you story just made my day this rainy Monday morning. Hahahahaha
DeleteLol@ cocoz, I have been a victim ......Hahahahahaha
Delete*side eyes **
ReplyDeleteMondays?
DeleteNot so bad. I can deal with my workload at the office and read sdkb vis a vis.
I only hate the Monday morning rush. I hate driving on mondays. Gosh! Everyone in a hurry. So much impatience.mtcheww
Lemmi rant about my Mondays and every other working day.
DeleteIt's toOooooooo stressful coz traffic won't Lemmi get to work on tym. I av to wake up at 4am everyday,while baby n dad 5am n still karu traffic ll jst b like where d witches decided to hold meeting. To crown it all no salary @ d end of d month.
Dear God, I love my job but pls let d traffic stop. It's killing n making me get query at work. I don't need a month extention witout salary b4 traffic stops.
Lolzzzz,stella I luv u die
ReplyDelete********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*********
Mine is very stressful.
ReplyDeleteI have to leave the house 5Am to avoid traffic but still, road no clear. Still on my way to work n the traffic is terrible.
This job no easy #bankingjob
My Mondays are getting better Insha Allah
ReplyDeleteI used to dread Monday mornings.
Happy week to you all.
Chai! Stella u can make one salivate sha...*side eyes*
ReplyDeleteUsually, my mondays are stress-free cos of the nature of my job. except for the fact that one faces traffic.
Enjoy ur week stellakork!
Love u like kilode...kikikikikikikiki
Monday sucks
ReplyDeleteMonday rocks.....happy new week everyone...patiently waiting for IHN..
ReplyDeleteEvery Monday reminds me of how desperately I need a car. I got to Leventis bustop only for the conductor to throw my change on the floor. I was so embarrassed. Dear Lord please hear my prayer.
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter note, Saturday was my birthday. Grateful to God for another year.another month, another day. No husband,no boyfriend,no baby,no car...but I have a roof over my head,clothes on my back, a job I absolutely love,running my masters,writing professional exams,some peanuts in the bank,food in the fridge and most importantly,A very BIG GOD. So much to be thankful for. He makes all things beautiful in his time. Good Morning All.
eyaa... may God blessbu with a good man nd lovely kids. amen.
DeleteHappy belated birthday. Yes the lines will fall in pleasant places for you dear at His own time. Cheers.
DeleteHappy belated birthday dear, all will work out well for u in God's time.
DeleteSo much to be thankful for sweetheart. The other things will surely come.....amen
DeleteMy birthday is on Wednesday and I'm still jobless, since January but I have small change in the bank, great inlaws, an adorable son, a loving family and the best husband ever.
DeleteShouldn't I be grateful?
Happy belated birthday
DeleteHappy belated birthday bibi, you have the most important thing of all God so relax it will be well and i pray by this timw nxt yr your testimony will be multiplied ijn amen.
DeleteEveryday is a good day for me, yes Monday kind of tiring sha.
ReplyDeleteEpic Pic. Lmao. While at it. I bet Refreshing this page is what makes the days job more interresting. With one Laughing to himself. . Colleagues would think one is Psychic. Lol
ReplyDeletehave a great day sdkers.
Apart from the traffic, Mondays are like any other day to me.
ReplyDeleteGood morning Stella.
Normal hustling and bustling in lagos. Everyone tryna get to work on time and me feeling fresh cos I just made my hair and I hope that my week will be stressfree+fruitful
ReplyDeleteMy Monday just began....i have a lot to accomplish n I v to b in too many places,i knw I wil have a stressful day but. am still very grateful.y'all should have a blessed day
ReplyDeleteWount really say I love or hate Mondays cos all weekdays are the same in my day job. Daily targets to meet. Huddles and various complicated cases to resolve. All the same, I love my day job... Monday to Friday xx
ReplyDeleteMondays for me sometimes its cool sometimes rough but one thing I like mondays is that people(family member and all) will send me money and that will continue till I am through with my studies*shine teeth*lectures on monday,infact monday is the day that determine how the rest of the week will look errrrrr what else I will come back and post the remaing one. P.s those of you that want to overstep your boundary please know your lane I have never insulted/traded words with anyone the only person I have replied so far since I knew this blog is jayem I didn't insult her I only advised her to stay real and stop the hype let it be known to you all that the same liver that made me but my butt as dp can also make me want to make you to commit suicide be warned please.stella please post my comment #kisses#
ReplyDeleteAnd ye jes had to call attention to yer dp, huh???
DeleteNumber 1, that is not your butt
DeleteNumber 2, you are a guy
Number 3, go and pick up your hen, the vultures want chop am
Nelo you are a comedienne I swear! Lolz @ go & pick your hen.
DeleteBuahhahhahhahaha @ go and pickup your hen, the vultures wan chop am
DeleteYeye pic. Butt sef looks like one big tumor. Hahahahaha
DeleteNelo, Omg....lol
DeleteAnother ranting of a 22yr old
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha....
DeleteBut I love Mondays most times....
Today is a very special monday...Happy birthday to my very dearest baby...GOD bless u hun...may this mark a great beginning..God bless..would have sent in his pics but there are some miss maes waiting to devour.....cant scream... okbye
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to your baby Esther..
DeleteGod bless him,favour him and make him a star. Amen
Happy birthday to your boo.
DeleteLong life and prosperity I wish him
Abeg no bring I'm pic oh! Dt Miss Mae gist made me realize the calibre of some kain BVS here. Smh
Lol! @ miss mae, let me catch dat girl first
DeleteDon't send o before "out of all the girls in the blog, he'll choose a Miss Mae"..... Hbd to him...
DeleteHahahahha Miss mae don enter for this blog oh. Kikikikikiki. Happy birthday to your baby
DeleteIphie dearie....bloglord...have i ever told u guys i love u? lol...if i catch myself say i send pics....infact i pray for every relationship on this blog! Every miss mae waiting to scatter ur relationship...may d good Good LORD fight on ur behalf! Mrs D...i wouldnt dare o...odus...princess ...thanks for the best wishes y'all... and pls single ladies remember...a broke man does not have d slightest right to an erection! okbye
DeleteHehehehe Lmao, miss mea don become prayer point
DeleteThe hustling, bustling, struggling and almighty traffic of Monday morning in Lagos is the truth
ReplyDeleteI'm so pissed off this mon morn after reading originallitys comment about Stella collecting money for campaign.,should she have collected groundnut ???!! For crying out loud she's not a politician,she's a seasoned journalist not some that went into blogging out of poverty that's why she's good at it . She loves her job and she does it well . If you don't like her ,then fuck the hell out of her blogsphere. Pained ,failed bastards. *watch the vultures will come under anon to cuss out * spineless idiots. I love Stella cos she's like me I fear no one but God ,I don't suffer fools gladly ,not afraid to speak. Ride on stells nothing do u . Bastards.
ReplyDeleteI am indifferent about Mondays.
ReplyDeleteI was born on a Monday.
If I am the first to patronize you on a Monday, congratulations.
My mummy would say 'don't let them collect all your goodness oh'. LOL
The only thing I despise about Mondays for now is that I have to wake up very early so I won't be late for the meeting.
Monday lectures are sickening too.
Apart from that, we are cool. I mean Monday and I.
stella, mine mondays is usually stress-free coz i live home very early to beat traffic, but today as i dey hurry to get down from agege bus to enter cheap ikeja bus na so d seat just tie my trouser. chai! monday morning gobe.
ReplyDeleteGud morning to u. Your love for jollof rice eh lol.
ReplyDeleteMy Monday morning began with my workout. Now dressing to go to work.
I love Mondays. I see it as an opportunity to do over. New prospects, plans to work on, and opportunity to make money.
ReplyDeleteStella biko is it only jollof rice dat u eat? Dont u eat pounded yam wit egusi soup
ReplyDeleteExhausting, I do night shifts, so Monday mornings all I desire is the true love from my bed.Lool.
ReplyDeleteMonday?nahhhh
ReplyDeleteI didn't sleep well last.
ReplyDeleteI dreamt of Miss Mae
I can't get over that chat.
I thought I was the only one, I hope she understands how low she has fallen... That chat made me realise how lots of parents have sadly failed as parents, I look at my little girls and pray, my mum had all girls and one thing she continually drummed into our ears is how special we are, she never let a day go by without telling us how much she loves us,not to mention her prayers That helped all of develop character and self love...... Lots of ladies have been through a lot ...
DeleteHahahhahahaha
DeleteBuh on a serious note.i tot of her too and how much she needs help.
Wanted to Ask Stels for her contact.
I need to see that Chick!
I need her to stay Wit me for some time
Something wil be salvaged...
Maybe everything if u Ask me
see how well she writes.
I need to teach Ms Mae how to hold her Head up high and walk tall.
Buh den d Fear of d unknown Holds me back....
Was Sad Reading that chat.
Very Sad.
I read vÃa d deceit.
through the sex Wit a stranger
through d sex without condóm
And she roaming around Computer villa Wit no place in view to sleep
Buh i Held out that it wouldnt get worse
Then she sent out nudes to d lying scum
I almost lost it den buh yet i perservered.
Then d stinking skunk(in my daughter's voice) set her up to be raped...
And even wanted dets of the rape....Wicked soul....
Buh i stil held out and Prayed....
Buh wen d Vile thing asked her to send his own 10 % percent of his own cut that she wil make from selling one of d 2 Lappies she got from kind-hearted bvs,i Turned to the General and Wit sadness etched on ma face said "If i die tonight or Soon,Let dem know Ms Mae killed me"
I wish she would get help.
Pls get help Dear.Pls.
U need help Dear.pls u do.
Hahahahaha.
DeleteLmao
Delete@d generals wife...WORD!!!
DeleteYes. She writes better than the silly corper
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha
DeleteTGW ure very funny biko.
Hahahahaha @ TGW
DeleteBuhaha
DeleteMe and monday don't gel stellz
ReplyDeleteMonday?nahhhh
ReplyDeleteRight from day one I hate Monday and I still do......Na from on Sunday I dey begin panic about Monday lol.
ReplyDeleteAnother Monday is here, thank God, every Monday I ve to leave he before 6am so I can get bus easily, beat d traffic on 3rd Mainland Bridge, then get to work early so my oga won't deduct my salary. I can't wait to Ve a car walahi, if not for me, for d comfort of my kids that I put on Okada. Working towards it gan ni. Stella hw far now? Miss Mae never reply? I just hope she hasn't entered depression mood oh
ReplyDeleteMondays always stressful...just feel lyk goin baq to bed buh am at work
ReplyDeleteUsed to really hate Mondays...especially in this city called Lagos...its getting better though. Anyway..Mondays to Sundays...All na same to me since I work most weekends too. Have a splendid week y'all
ReplyDeleteUsed to really hate Mondays...especially in this city called Lagos...its getting better though. Anyway..Mondays to Sundays...All na same to me since I work most weekends too. Have a splendid week y'all
ReplyDeleteI don't have to work every Monday thank God for my type of job.
ReplyDeletewhat do I get nothing o
ReplyDelete#GODWIN
I'm always home for now, so Monday is boring, everyday is boring!
ReplyDeleteSame as mine dear home all day all week God give me a good job ohh even if I ve to wake up by 4 or 5 to get ready and beat traffic. .
DeleteMondays aaaaaahhhhhh
ReplyDeleteI luv mondays, I can't wait to get a job nd start rushing off bed.
ReplyDeleteI like the spirit....
DeleteI love it tooo...n may God bless u wif good jobs
DeleteI must love mondays na, need to hustle else na hunger things...I love fridays too.
ReplyDeleteStella you go like food o. Wetinb
I used to dislike Mondays, but not anymore. If I now work at midnight, every day is the same for me.
ReplyDeleteStella you and jollof rice sha...lol. I don't like Mondays because of traffic on my route to work.
ReplyDeleteGood morning SDk,Monday is like any other day though.when it's time for work i will just get dressed and off i go
ReplyDeleteI don't like Mondays, but when I remember how I'm going to be rewarded at the end of the month!!
ReplyDeleteI push my self.
Hahahahah....we share the same sentiments!..lol
DeleteMine is cool. no stress for me at all. come to the office, do my job. no target, no marketing. stay in the office and be enjoying AC. then reading stella blog.
ReplyDeleteMy Mondays normal like any other day with stress of traffic. God bless us all.
ReplyDeleteEveryday is d same to me cos I'm a nursing mother...u know d drill,staying at home tins
ReplyDeleteI'm my own boss, don't have to rush off anywhere, not babysitting or school running anyone yet, so Monday to Sunday the same to me.
ReplyDeleteI do my stuff at my own pace, for now am cool with everyday of the week.
Mondays are great for me and they are like every other day of the week . Am self employed so am under no duress to meet deadlines whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteI love my life jare.
Jesus! i just read that originalitys post.hian! you dey swear for stella?.oloshi,keep your phone beside you,they will soon share recharge cards you hear? divorce you say? beg God for long life cuz you will witness her celebrate 50 and more years in marraige as long as God keeps them alive..all these faceless cheap no good bastards that cuss her facelessly but come hail her with their IDs.God will expose you all one by one.he has started...ammy becky went on another blog to say how rich her hubby was and has 3 kids but came here to say she has four and penniless so that she can scam ppl as uusual.God opened her ass by making someone discover her wealthy family statements..now she has either dissapeared frm the blogoshere or changed her id .miss mae came here to lie about not having a laptop.olejatijati.then got an extra.God exposed her through those chats(mehn they talk 2much)..now na you.dont worry,your true id will soon be revealed.God is not asleep..all the good works she has done will speak against u.hopeless fool.
ReplyDeleteAfter 86hrs straight at work , including a surgery,,, I am glad to be resting now with my dodo and coffee,,,, reading news online and stuff, only to be back at work again in D evening, ,, hustling no ni!
ReplyDeleteThere is really no big deal about Mondays, its like any other day of the week.
ReplyDeleteMrs Kork and jollof rice, na wah oo. As for my mondays,hmmmm... I wish today was weeekend(a continuation of sunday) lol. Mondays are like any other day except we have a function or... So its no big deal.
ReplyDeleteI love mondays. But this monday everyone is scared in the office. There has been gist that some more peeps will be laid off. Which way visafone!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't like Mondays, cos it's so far from Friday, I loveeeeee fridays
ReplyDeleteMonday....Stella.....bank work....kai
ReplyDeleteMondays phew!
ReplyDeleteOne message I dread from my boss
"This is to inform you that the management meeting will hold today.....
Arrrrgghhhh
Not that stressful cos my boss not in town, yah. Sterra hope you dey jog cos d way wey u dey mention jollof rice eh! lol
ReplyDeleteMonday is always my best day.Starting from my look to dressing and all that.I believe so much in Mondays,bcos my morale is always high that,though always the most stressful day for me at work but I don't mind bcoz is my best day of the week.
ReplyDeleteMy Monday is just there jare.... I go to teach when it's time
ReplyDeleteMondays are phew, cause i dont work on saturdays i come to meet heap of work many clients to check back on, but what can a 28year-old-just-graduated-and-havent-served-single-girl do, i have to catch up with my mates, so its work work work for me.
ReplyDeleteDon't like Monday,i think I hate Saturday's more
ReplyDeleteI don't even know the difference btw monday or any other day since I am jobless. Stella, Ghana high no be like before again o
ReplyDeleteSame here oh. No difference btw days these days. Nah wah
DeleteI feel sad and depressed when i see my mates dressed and rushing to work......and i ask myself, am i not a graduate like them?...... . God please look down on me and bless me with a job too,this burden is getting too heavy bear
ReplyDeleteI love Mondays ohhhh i have to wake up early and do ma thing on time, office is 15mins from my house which makes it fun!
ReplyDeleteI feel sad and depressed when i see my mates dressed and rushing to work......and i ask myself, am i not a graduate like them?...... . God please look down on me and bless me with a job too,this burden is getting too heavy bear
ReplyDeleteMiss Mae is not my cup of tea right now,
ReplyDeleteHopefully, she will get herself together at the right time.Some married people once had a terrible past but its all well.
My cup of tea is Tola
Why did you leak people's private chat? You invaded someone's privacy and leaked their chats. You are wicked,mean and desperate.
What is next?leak Miss Mae's nude???
What do you hope to achieve?
All these because of one small irresponsible random person like that.
For you to date him for a while, then your self esteem should be questioned together with Miss Mae's.
In a civilized society, you should be sued for that,
Do you know how some of these comments can damage Miss Mae?
People are going in on Miss Mae for sleeping with the guy so soon, what about you that slept with him for years?
You had to come here to cry us a river over "this human being"
Are we supposed to hug you and tell you it is well?
Your purpose is for us to call Miss Mae a whore...right?
You have achieved that but you are also an older slut .
You guys aren't eve married.
If there is any self esteem class going on...enroll Tola first. She needs it.
Jokes apart
Someone should please contact Miss Mae and know if she is fine ooo. The comments on that post can make a weak person suicidal.
Our ancestors says "if you use right hand to flog a child, we should use left hand to pet her"
On a lighter note, the generals wife, you want Miss Mae to stay with you ???
E speak lekwe???
Nne biko, emekwala onyeoma mete ofu.
XOXO MYSTERY
I don't think tola sent that mail. How did she get her hands on it? The silly corper boy must have sent it
DeleteCinderella u have a veryy Big point!
DeleteInfact u are soo brainy!
Cos how did Tola get her hands on d chat?
A chat Dis Long and soo detailed??
And if Tola was dat vindictive,u know wot she would have done,she would have exposed d scum's surname.
Notice also how d so-called sender refered to D lying Man-child as her fiance.
Buh u and i know Dat dude doesnt work.
infact he is not even job-hunting sef.
So how come?
Cinderella,i bet my Left foot that that Boy Lamidey sent Dis chat.
If he was wicked enough to plan with his pals to rape that poor girl,den Sending Dis chat is a walk on d beach!
I know u r Reading Dis u scum!
And unless u change ur Ways,D day of reckoning wil Soon be here for u.
how dare u stoop lower than scum?
u pitiful excuse of a Human being.
u preyed on dat poor girl knowing she Had issues.and dat wasnt enough for u,u stil went ahead and planned Wit ya friends to rape her.
Yet u werent satisfied.u went on and mocked her!
U have mocked d womenfold and be prepared u vile thing!
Unless u change ur Ways like i said,u wil never ever amount to anything!
Sick Thing!
As 4 me,I just dey this office dey talk like parrot,my mouth ooooooooooooooo,I no fit wait to change Job o,God pls help me
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahahahahahhahaha
DeleteSarah u are a clown aswear
LMAO @ Parrot
You used to visit 'Iya Eba' abi? Good 4 U
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