INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

My favourite proverb is this.....

If God gave you big teeth,he will surely bless you with pomo lips to cover the teeth!

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the

vagina. - Zimbabwe

2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward.-Cameroon

3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the

father's testicles. (Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and

the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the

same problem. (Ghana)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs

open,never tell her to close them, because you do not know

her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has

never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)

7. The only woman who knows where her man is

every night is a widow. [Togo]

8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)

9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you

are sure to wake up with a smelling fingers. (Kenya)

10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles

is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving

issues without using violence!!!