Friday!.....It's In House News.

Thank God its Friday...Thank you to all the people who love me and showed it.I am sorry if i didnt take your call or call you back,doctor say make i rest...lol

FIVE FREE TICKETS FOR THE TWO KINGS CONCERT (FEMI AND SEUN KUTI LIVE ON STAGE)‏

The organisers of this event are giving away 5 tickets to five blog visitors.

Please call Yewande on 01-4631270/01-4631271 if you are interested in attending the show tonight, this is her office land line.I told her to select the first five callers.

Good luck and bring us gist from the event.

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AMEBO GIST - YABA LEFT PART 2

Read Part 1 HERE

''.....I remember when I first sat close to a mad man in a taxi. The fear, I fear that day no get part 2. As I flagged down the taxi, ask the driver,

ME: Slaughter.

DRIVER: enter 50 naira, hold your change oh.

I carry myself enter, if to say I look person I won sidon close to well, See self say him dress well. Come wear different colors of bath room slippers. I for no enter. 

How I take know self say, na mad man. The way him dey shine him eye dey look. Fit make person dream bad dream.

   Him come look me start to laugh come say “fine girl welcome”.

 Him begin shift dey come close to me.  Na piss begin worry me oh. I begin think make I tell driver to drop me,  him go say make I pay am. And na only that fifty naira dey my hand.

   How I won take tell the driver say na because of the man wen  sidon near me, na e make me won drop. say na e make I no go pay am him money?  Or I come pay the driver with my last card, come trek reach slaughter? or allow the driver curse my generation?  or self the mad man fit vex self follow me come down come scatter my body with bite. No!.... ..that 1 no be option ohooooo.

    I begin pray make God help us reach were we dey go quick. for where e be like say the place come far well well,  dat day. I quickly change my prayer point. becos the mad man don begin dey talk and laugh by himself dey scratch . 

God abeg make this motor just spoil right now before this man go reason 2 bite me. I never even pray finish the motor jeck come stop. Thank God. I no won even ask driver anything before, that 1 go make the mad man remember me.

Driver cum tell us say make we fine another motor say fuel don finish. Nna if you see the kind speed I take cum down begin run ee you go think say robbers dey pursue me.  As I turn bake make I look weather the mad man dey pursue me, na wen I see 1 woman when sidon for the oda side of the taxi. For my back dey run won overtake me . Na him I ask her.

 ME: madam wetin dey pursue you na?

MADAM: the same thing wen dey pursue you na wen dey pursue me.

ME: Madam I know know say you 2 notice oh.

MADAM: as I dey so, no be me dey oh. I nearly jump down oh......''

This gist ended rather hilariously cos i pistured the scenario in my head,I don laugh tire even with headache.lol

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RE - WHEN LOVE LEAVES A MARRIAGE

Good morning Stella,

how are you and how are you doing, i wrote to you some days back on "when love leaves a marriage" the link can be found here "http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/04/chronicles-of-blog-visitor-narratives_21.html",

I went along with your advice and showed my wife the link and to tell you the truth something unbelievable happened. My wife started crying,She told me of how much she loved me and how she was being over protective,

 I saw the woman i fell in love with the first time we met 5 years ago,i saw the real woman i wanted to marry and also spend my life with,the same woman that treated me with so much disrespect humbled herself towards me for the first time.i really appreciate it and thank you very much,

we are planning to enroll for marriage counselling for our sake and also the sake of our children,to ensure a great future for ourselves.I cant help but thank you for this that you have done for me, i always kept my feelings in till i shared it on your blog,thank you for the advice(even the negative ones) i really appreciate it.

a word of advice to people out there, "do not keep your feelings in,if they hurt..let them out and solve them,it is for the best".

thank you

WOW....Thank you God!

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Angel blaze Giveaway Turns BV into Prayer Warrior

Good day aya Korkus, how is the family?. I command that running nose to

go back to the sender IJN. Thank you Stella for choosing me, i have

received a cash of N15,000. May your enemies know not peace till they

die, may you and Mr Korkus live to a ripe old age, may you not bury

any of your children, grand children and great-grandchildren.

Angel blaze, may all the prayers i prayed for Stella be your portion,

may your support fund bring you unending joy and happiness, may you

grow in leaps and bounds. Its been long i prayed for someone like this

and then it was on behalf of someone. The reason is i have never won a

gift or giveaway before. You both broke a jinx in my life. When i was

younger i used to pick crown corks when any drink is doing promotiön

but it was always 'try again'. I grew up and started buying any

telecoms sim that is doing promo, for where? I bought any detergent,

noodles, the recent 1kg semolina during promo, na lie. I discovered SDK

blog last year and kept trying. I tried all the shoes, bags and

clothes giveaways to even up my wardrobe a bit, (abi  dem swear say

make teacher nor dey wear better clothes and shoes?) no way, i applied

for cash giveaways to solve some of my many problems, efiam. I now

concluded that my spirit/chi/ori does not like begging and awoof. When

i saw angel blaze giveaway, coincidentally, i was on fasting, i

applied with faith, lo and behold Stella replied that i should send my

account details, i did and relaxed on house rent prayers. Then, miss

mae scandal came, Stella commented on a post that one will hold his or

her problem and take picture with it before it can be addressed, i

went back to prayers and fired every spirit of bad luck. Today i have

balanced my house rent and i am in a joyous mood now. Make una no vex,

its Stella and her Angel that brought out the writer in me. God bless

SDK, all bvs and all the givers and receivers

From Kate.

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BV WITH SMELLING TOHTOH NEEDS HELP.

 Stella i am loosing my self-esteem my toh toh smells like dead meat.. if i could have hold and snap a selfie with it like you said , i would do it.. 

when i remove my clothes and smell the part that rested on my toh toh it smells awful.

i have been to the hospital and some drugs was prescribed it all amount to 3,800.. Stella i cannot even boast of 500 ... I am calling on kindhearted b.v to please help me.. the smell is horrible, it smells so bad that i feel so ashamed.. Stellz you are doing a great Job sis .. God bless you more..

My number is 07087467148.. Thank you Stella God bless you

Please if you are interested in helping her,please connect with her via the phone number.please request for some form of proof before giving her either drugs or money.

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Appreciation FROM WWLF

Dear Stella,

I would like to commend the great job you are doing on a daily basis,i bless God for your life and your family and also the progress of your blog.

The When Women Lean Forward Conference held Yesterday the 22nd of April 2o15, and it was a success we bless God and appreciate you for using your blog as a medium to empower women. God bless you.I also want to thank BV's that took time out to attend we appreciate your commitment and we hope we were able to leave a foot print in your life.

A number of people called to attend but could not make it because it was a week day, we want you to know plans are in progress on the subject.

I would also like to inform female BVs that the next program would be coming up on the last Thursday in the month of May, and subsequently all other programs would hold every last Thursday of each month.

Thank you so much Stella God bless you abundantly.

Best wishes.

Women Empowerment Lady.

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SINCERE APPRECIATION TO BV AMAKA.

Hello Aunty Stella,

 I am indeed overwhelmed and so grateful for the generosity of humble

and beautiful Amaka who did the shoes and clothes giveaway in Abuja. I

did put in for the giveaway items and She asked me to come for the

shoes. Hmm, i was amazed when i got there and was handed four

beautiful and well fitting shoes all packed in a hand bag. So much in

just one day and at a time i needed it most! I couldn't help but ask

her if everything was meant for me.

She is such an Angel and i pray God to make everything beautiful in

her life. Just as i was awe-struck, i pray God to surprise her with

loads of blessings at her every point of need.

Aunty Stella, may God's hand be constantly on you and your family to

shield and bless you and may you continue to be a channel of blessing.

I pray God to open His doors of blessings in my life so that i will

also be a blessing to at least somebody on this blog.

Thanks.

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Appreciation TO PORSH GIVEAWAY

Good day esty for life,i want to thank you for this platform, if not for you I wouldn't have gotten this gift, I want to thank BV porsh for the valentine give away (dresses), sorry I can not attach the picture, I just receive mine ,she is such a beautiful lady,porsh it shall be well with you,God would raise men 2 favor you,am grateful, all my body dey say thank you,up to my skeletal system , make you and porsh take e-hug.

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TRAINING! TRAINING!! TRAINING!!!
If you live around Ogba, Aguda, Ojodu, Agege.. Here is a chance for you Finally be a Boss.
Come learn the Basics of Beads Stringing/Making. In just 4days, you can learn how to MAKE BEADS for as low as Fifteen Thousand Naira(15k) And start making money as soon as possible.
Do not miss this once in a life time opportunity.
Email - mtconcepts01@gmail.com 
Whatsapp/Call - 08162268321
Discounts for the 1st 10. *wink wink*
See ya!

Thank you Stella.

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CAKE BAKER NEEDED

Hi stella,good evening.please help me publish this. My hubby's birthday is on28th April.he stays in Enugu.i need some one that bakes well in Enugu to send him a surprise cake that day.my email is guardian‎angel2008@yahoo.co.uk.i appreciate.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE/BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY.

Hello aunty Stella, how are you and your family? Just want to say thank you to you for being an angel,and for doing all this great work. God bless you. I am a faithful blog visitor,and I comment under anonymous because I am still trying to get an id. But I don't curse anyone.  I have a store where I sell designer perfumes,wrist watches and gift sets. I just started after looking for jobs for 2years now,no luck yet . Please I want bvs to patronize me,I promise to deliver the best. I do office delivery and any other place when you order. My birthday was on the 13th of this month,still in a light mood,will give dis gift set to an intending couple, getting married in may and this female perfume too. To apply or order call 07030053486 or bbpin2ac37e60. Thank u Stella, God bless u.

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Appreciation for food stuff from Eki lamp‏

Good day stella kork . I want to use this medium to express my heart felt gratitude to BV Stella Asemota. 

Whenever I place my order , she sends them within expected period and asks me to google the meaning of free or gift..Lolzz . Thank you so much for all the food stuff you have sent my way ever since I met you on this blog . You have been a big sister to me . I love and respect you !!

My appreciation also goes to you Stella kork. For this beautiful and benevolent platform . God bless you real good and make wonders out of all you do! 

Kind regards,

Freda love.

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GIVEAWAY

Good afternoon Madam Stella,i am one of your lover that comment once in a while but refresh your blog every hour to check on new story,i am a graduate of Olabisi Onabanjo University but due to 

unemployment in Nigeria I decide to learn like 3 to 4 hand works,although i am still managing but I thank God for where I am, I have hand made shoes and purse i made with ankara that I want to dash out. anybody interested can contact me on reginasunbo@yahoo.com or BBM on 2B28AE89...I mix cream for any type of skin,cream for pink lips,I make beads,make over and Gele tying.I make accesories,slippers,sandals,shoes,heels,wedges,cluthes and tote bags with fabrics and leather at affordable price and make duffel bags for occasions. we deliver any where in the country but I reside in Lagos mainland.The pink Shoe and purse is the giveaway while the other pictures are my product

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WASHING MACHINE FOR SALE

washing machine which I have only used for 5 months. It is a top loader and can hold 7 kilogrammes of washing. I think the best part about it is its silent wash. I bought it for 48k but I am willing to let it go for 24k or nearest offer. It will be excellent for anyone in the laundry business or maybe a mum with little kids.

Please see pictures below

thedocco@gmail.com

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FINGER FOOD TRAINER NEEDED

 I need any finger food vendor that can teach me how to make finger foods like small chops, sharwama, barbecue and chap-man. I will really be glad if I can get someone who can teach me these things, I want to be self-made. Pls it should be affordable too. I can be reached on 08035397895. I am based in Lagos mainland

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Re: Update on the chronicle of narrative of the young man that was treated unfairly after serving oga for 9years

I'm sending you this mail for two reasons 

1) to tell you a big thank you for the money you sent me when my chronicle of Narrative about my uncle's wife that treated me unfairly after serving oga for 9years. Thank you so much Stella and May God continue to bless you in abundance, may Your pocket never get dried, you'll always dig and find water,you'll sow and rip, the angel of God will continue to stand guard over you and Your families day and night, God's divine wisdom will always be Your portion to discern wisely and make ripe judgement all the days of Your life, God will release the blessing of positive expansion on anything you lay your hand on in Jesus name. Amen! 

Also I would like to say a big thank you to BV "AARON JENNIFER CHIOM" she also sent me money. God continue to bless you Jennifer and grant you all Your heart desires, and protect you, and May his love continue to nourish you in Jesus name. Amen! 

Thanks also to all sdk BV that were supportive with their prayers and words of encouragement. God bless you all. 

2) I'm Also sending this mail to let you and all BV know Your help through finance, encouragement and prayers, has not been futile, rather it's been fruitful because I've finally started my business. With the help of God, i was able to gather money from friends, family members, did some small manual job also and the money I got from Sdk BV AARON JENNIFER CHIOM and Sdk added to the #150,000 I got as settlement and became #200,000 so I started with that.

I'm still also requesting Your prayers for the success of the business, that it'll continue to appreciate. 

God bless you all. 

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KISS AND TELL MY FOOT!

Read his Chronicle from yesterday HERE

''Some of you think you know it all whereas you fail to go through a post before commenting, thereby commenting like a blind person. 

Let me tell you I have long moved on and what made me send in this story was because Stella and some SDKers always say that snooping ain't nice and I tried to let you all know how much it helped me. I was blind because I trusted and loved her which was my crime and it will never happen again since loving is a crime. 

Some of you say am a kid because you don't know me, she's so into big boys and to tell you she was disturbing me to promise her marriage. She disturbed me asking me to introduce her to my parents, maybe she thought she's met Dangote's son. She was on a fast lane.

Some of you said I went for beauty. Let me repeat she was a nobody when I met her and she was looking so cool and innocent but she played it all well. Modeling is now another means of prostitution and everyone who's  into modeling on this blog is a victim and knows what am talking about. 

She's attracted to fame simple and short. She sleeps with even year one students provided you are famous on campus, yeye dey smell. Abeg make una dey read post, understand am before una go comment.

Who says they love it when girls use guys and not the other way round. Well my kind is hard to find but then I still remain me, whoever is planning to break my heart next has failed as I have learnt a lot in this last relationship. 

Some of you just come here to claim I too know and I wonder if you saw the four walls of the school. Some of you claimed to know much about Bacterial Vaginosis, please google is your friend. One of the causes is Multiple Sex Partners and one of the symptoms is fish-like smell from her vjayjay. So in her case it's caused by this simple.

Kiss and Tell my head; Did you say protect her and worship her? Rubbish.  Did I say she gave me and one other guy STD same period? Jeez... So I decide to help some niggas so they don't fall victim and you dare say I kiss and tell, mtcheeeewww. 

Someone is one a mission to destroy the world and you expect me to keep quiet, sharing disease to the world and you say kiss and tell. He said go into the world and multiply and not destroy. Evil. Because say I no call her name shey?lol

So as her boyfriend(so I thought), I called her after she got back to her school that I perceived this fish smell from her vjayjay and her reply was, 'How dare you say that to me?  how dare you insult me? Bla blaa blaaa..' I was on a low tone just hoping we could talk and find solution to it but seemed crazy. Then she sent me text apologising and said she's got that covered.lol. 

So I called her to tell her I feel uncomfortable around my private part and she apologised saying it's toilet disease, when we were reading during night classes I do use the public toilet not knowing another guy don contact. Lie of the Century. 

But sha some of you can decode oooo. I fear una for this blog ooo. Stella snooping is good at some point and Kiss and Tell is good too as I have been saving souls with it period. If una cause me again eh I go come out with my Blog ID and I will return it to you''.  

'LEFT YANSH'

'RIGHT YANSH'

***wink***

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BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY WINNERS SELECTED

four people have been selected for the 40k birthday giveaway.Their needs fall within the range of the 10k per person.

Thank you bv Nike.I have mailed you their account details and some other info.

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MALE ACCOUNTANT WANTED

Good morning Stella,

A lounge in Lekki requires the services of a 'Male Accountant' with internal control experience. He should be disposed to working late nights and would have 2 days off duty every week.

Requirements;

1.   B.Sc/HND Accounting from any University

2.   Should have Internal Control Experience

3.   Ability to work in a team and individually.

4.  Number skills

5.   Proven ability to work to stringent deadlines.

Interested candidates should send Curriculum Vitae to sanvicky123@yahoo.com

Best regards.

Signing Out To Sleep.....lol

StellaKork

blognalist and Social Entrepreneur