Ex BBA Babe,Her Tailor Boo,A Blog Visitor And The Chick That Almost Became Side

Lol, I want to do small amebo .........Well if you have time to read,that is!

You got time? *side eyes*

This is a movie script...Please consider yourself a Nollywood movie producer from the minute you begin reading this script and assign real life characters that might fit into this role...

Depending on how you read and assign roles,this movie might turn out to be Nollywoods best!

SCRIPT BEGINS 

....''Friday night  my friend and i went out to a pub, and lo and Behold as we were having drinks and nodding our heads and grinding our waist to the music, a very light skinned lady entered into the pub and all eyes turned, who did we see?

 it was the sex tape babe from BBA.
Honestly she is very fashionable and the tailor graced her presence ,they were lovely side by side.

So as sharp as my eyes were, I pinched my friend, to alert her of their presence , fortunately they took a table at right angle to ours.

The next thing, the tailor started turning his head anticlock wise in 360 degree, towards our direction and kept on smiling at my friend.

So my friend being the mischievous person she is, she came up with a plan, she said, she would entertain the tailors pass at her, just to frustrate the sex tape babe and see what she'll do,
I was like cool,we just wanted to have fun.

So the next thing when the tailor turned again to look at our direction,my friend winked at him, then he smiled, but the sex tape babe caught us( lmao).

Na there wahala start.

She stood up and held the tailor with her hands around him, marking her territory,me and my friend just laughed.

So the tailor left his table and was walking towards ours, forming like he was looking for someone(lol). His babe was using her eyes like microscope, watching every of his move.

We knew what he was up to.

So he started walking back, but this time towards the washroom, na there my friend stand, she also was walking towards the washroom to meet the tailor.
Me , I just stayed at my position watching this drama that was about to unfold .

Oh boy!!! The next thing the sex tape babe stood up fast from her seat, chasing my friend behind( lmao) but my friend didn't even know
Hmmm, I was like oh my goodness , oh my goodness..

 Shit just got real..........

So my friend on seeing the sex tape babe behind her just changed her direction, lol.
So girlfriend went straight to her tailor man and  whispered into his ears and dragged him back to their seat.

At this point, I told my friend that we should just stop , before someone will pour acid on our faces, but my friend insisted ,so she called one of the waiter, wrote her no on a piece of paper( lol). And wrote '' please call me''.

She told the waiter to put it inside the tailor's pockets and make sure his babe didn't see it, the waiter replied ''madam no worry I be professional''.

So when they stood up and were leaving the pub the waiter did as he was told.

The next day( Saturday), I called my friend asking if he had called, she said no.

Later she called me and was angry on the phone.
I was like calm down, what happened?

She said the tailor sent her whatsapp messages insulting her, at this point I was confused
So I was like what did he say precisely?
She said , the message was like

HEY
She replied hey,

Tailor: this is the tailor

My friend: ohh hi

Tailor: I just want to tell you that I'm happily engaged to my fiancee And that was disrespectful to my fiancee ,what you did yesterday

My friend: please calm down I was just admiring your clothes and thought you looked good in them.

Tailor: please that was such a whore- ish behaviour from you and your friend. You both are silly and stupid.

My friend : please don't flatter yourself, I only wanted to tell you that I liked your clothes , and besides you kept looking at me, what was that about as well?

Tailor: I was looking at everywhere

My friend: so please don't text me again, and delete my number.

So at this point I was like, me stupid and silly? Wetin me I do? Lol

I asked her if she was sure that it was the tailor that sent those messages
My friend said yes oo and I was like ''I can't believe it''

So fast forward to Sunday! 

A call came in to my friend , and she picked , and the person was like '' hi, this is the tailor,my friend was like can I help you?''

The tailor was confused and he said I saw your messages yesterday  and my friend was like

''after you finished insulting me?''

The tailor was like ''what!!! Me?!!!No it wasn't me ''.

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

 My friend said'' but you called me a whore... This and that!!''

So I think the tailor scrolled up his chat, but the sex tape babe had obviously sent those messages to my friend and had deleted them
So the tailor realised what had happened, whilst he was still on the phone with my friend ,he turned  to the sex tape babe ( I think they were both in bed) he said

 ''******** what did you do that for? Why will you take my phone and pretend to be me?''.

He apologized to my friend

Anyways , na here my amebo go stop
Ps: The sex tape babe na gangstar, no try am ooo. She dey behave like waffy babe.

ROLL TAPE.....

A-C-T-I-O-N!