Dear Stella,
I am an ardent reader of your blog but never comments. God bless you real good for your humanitarian services. He'd surely reward your labor of love. Amen.
Kindly help me to post my apologies to my husband as written below. We love ourselves so much but just as the tongue and teeth fights, we argued so hard last night and it didn't end well.
I am feeling very bad now because i realized my selfish attitude towards him last night and i really need him to see how much i regret my actions.
We exchanged words though and all he said to me still hurts but i am accepting responsibility for all because I know i probably pushed him to use those words on me.
My husband reads your blog and i am sure he'd read this...
God bless you sis.
Darling Husband,
1) I let you down, I made you frown. I stole your happiness, I don’t deserve forgiveness. But I want you to see, the depth in my apology. Just listen to my heart, it has been torn apart. Broken, but it still beats for you… hoping that yours beats for it too. I am sorry.
2) Sorry doesn’t mean anything when I say it to the world. But it means the world when I say it to you… I am sorry.
3) All I want from you are your hugs and kisses. That isn’t too much to demand, after all I am your Mrs. All I am asking for today is a little bit of forgiveness. Is that too much to ask for, after all I am your princess. I am sorry.
4) We have fought and argued. We have had many a bitter feuds. But what is more important is that we have risen above… after all, pure and undying is our love. I am sorry.
5) I feel ashamed that you gave me your all but I was too selfish to recount your little wrongs…not exactly wrongs; just a part of your personality that isn’t new to me. I am drowning in regret as I sit in front of the office bathroom mirror, watching the tears flow out of my eyes. I am sorry.
6) Sorry for thinking that I was always right. Sorry for not considering your insight. Sorry for always using my might… thank you for loving me inspite. I love you.
7) Sorry for hurting you and making you feel bad. I swear that I want to be nothing but the feel-good factor in your life. I love you.
8) I wish I could format the hard drive of our life so all the viruses and errors are removed out of the system. Then I will install the newest operating system Marriage 8.1 which is has the latest anti-nagging features. I am sorry.
9) With responsibilities come rights. And since you have given me the responsibility to act more carefully next time, I have the right to demand forgiveness from you for this time. I am sorry darling.
10) Believe me baby my selfishness are hurting me more than they did to you. Despite our fights I love you no less than I do before… and I hope you do too. I am sorry.
11) The mistakes I have made have taught me many lessons in life. The most important one was the realization that I was lucky to be your wife. I love you.
12) Fact of our married lives: I always mean everything I say to you when I am in a good mood. But I never mean anything I say to you in a bad mood. Please forgive me.
13) I am the reason for all the severe headaches you had today. I promise to be your Aspirin and drive all the pain away. I am sorry.
14) I am sorry love.
15) I hurt you… I feel so ashamed that I showed my worst side to the best thing that has ever happened to me. I am sorry.
16) I could have been a better wife. I could have given you a better life. But even now it is not too late… I promise to give you a beautiful fate.
17) I know I made a mistake but I don’t believe in making tall claims and false promises. But I promise to make it up with lots of cute hugs and naughty kisses. I am sorry.
18) I wish there was an undo button in life so that I could press it and reverse the blunder I have made. But since there isn’t, I promise to never redo the same mistakes again. Sorry for hurting you baby.
19) I am not sorry for fighting with you. But am I sorry that I fought with you for the wrong reasons. Please forgive me sweetheart
20) Cheating on you, lying to you and betraying your love… I would rather die than do any of these. Baby please don’t stress about our little misunderstandings. Nothing in the whole universe is strong enough to shake the foundation of our marriage. I am sorry.
21) I am going to become a handywoman to fix all the leakages and repair all the cracks in our husband-wife relationship until it works smoothly like before. Sorry for everything my dear.
22) Mistakes and failures are supposed to make relationships stronger. I hope that my mistakes have made our marriage stronger and better than ever before. Sorry.
23) I Love You has been replaced by I Am Sorry. Please accept my apology so I can get back to saying I Love You and my heart can start beating again.
24) Giving forgiveness is tough, but I know that my husband is the type of man who can accomplish the toughest of tasks. Please forgive me darling.
25) Forgive me quickly otherwise we will keep fighting and some other couple will claim the title of being ‘The happiest couple in the world’. I am sorry baby.
26) Please consider my mistake as a small pothole in the beautiful freeway of our married lives. I promise to fix this tiny pothole so we can cruise along again. I am sorry.
27) I am sorry for being so selfish, but I love you.
28) Apologies are better felt than said… so I want you to put your hand on my heart while I rest my head on your shoulders so you can feel how sorry I really am. I love you.
29) My mistakes brought about AGONY but I am going to fix everything with my APOLOGY. I am sorry.
30) Sensual sparks could fly in this room right now if a charming and handsome man like you forgives a beautiful woman like me. What do you say?
31) My mistakes have sucked our love dry but I promise to replenish it with moist kisses. I am sorry.
32) I am not sorry for being selfish and obsessed about you, because I love you a lot. Sorry baby.
33) Our fight last night was a LEARNING EXPERIENCE. I am LEARNING from the mistakes I have made, and I am EXPERIENCING regret because of the things I said. I am sorry.
34) I am sorry for being so jealous and selfish but it is hard to control my feelings because my husband is the most handsome man in the whole world…I want to be everywhere with him and flaunt him to the whole world. I love you.
35) I don’t want you to forgive me just because I am apologizing to you. I want you to forgive me because you truly believe that I am capable of stopping myself from being a selfish wife. I am sorry.
36) To my dear husband… I am not going to say sorry and expect you to forget everything magically. I am going to correct my behavior which will show you that my apology was genuine. Please forgive me.
37) I was so IMPULSIVE that my selfish behavior became REPULSIVE. Now I will be in COMPULSIVE in saying sorry to you until you forgive me. Muah.
38) If you forgive me for my mistake, I won’t think of it as another chance that you have given me. I will behave as if it is the last chance you have given me. Sorry baby.
39) On the day I said I DO, I promised to never let anything come in-between us two… not even my own mistakes. So I will fix ever little thing I have broken in our marriage… no matter how long it takes. I am sorry.
40) Nothing can erase the words that I have spoken. But I hope that watching me suffer and suffocate in regret will make you realize how sorry I am. I love you.
Your Darling Wife...
Awwww,DH thanks for being a blog visitor,please forgive her and use nacking as koboko on her if need be okay?
You both should move on in peace,all these strife and verbal altercation is not worth it at all.
Happy making up..come back and give us Seximonials.
Awwwwww Madam am sure you've been Forgiven, Just Give him an Amazing MAKE UP SEX... This Woman Is Damn Loyal...
ReplyDelete.
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.NOTE: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..
I read up to 15....too long abeg
DeleteI wonder why u are even apologizing on a blog when u can do that ahome
Hubby please forgive wifey inugo?
I kept reading and reading,couldn't read nomore.DH please biko forgive her inugo,am sure she won't do it again.
DeleteWhat's up with the forty points agenda????
DeleteMtcheew....!!!!!!
GOD BLESS NIGERIA.
So sdk blog is now your bedroom where you settle
DeletePlease go n read/ beg your husband face to face nawa 4 some people
Very soon una go bring bedroom matter here
# FallsAsleepOnNumber7... You nor kill person,na domestic offence you commit. I bet your DH got tired after reading. You must be a talkative too. Sorry o,this piece is overwhelming in a worrisome way dear.
DeleteHonestly I don't understand the purpose of this apology here.
Delete1. We don't know the cause of the problem
2. We were not a party to the fight.
3. What are BV'S supposed to say or rather contribute to the letter if it is meant for DH?
Hian! Issorait
*continues picking teeth*
Abeg forgive her DH this apology odikwa very plenty.
DeleteHi all,
Please check out my blog, Wordsbykoko.blogspot.com
Thanks :)
My dear poster no be by force to write on blog. U should have sent this to hubbys email instead of boring us senseless. Mscheeeew
DeleteMbok, who have time to read all these, am sure ur hubby dat is also a Bv here will skip it afta reading to No
Delete5
DeletePls if we don't know what went wrong, I dnt think u should bring this apology here, my two cents.
DeletePls dear DH to err is human, to forgive is divine..... Pls forgive her. Thank u.
Ewooooo what na?? Was reading and reading till I reached 15 or so, Madame u don begin repeat yourself for the points o. Ahn odikwa too plenty biko. Very tiring.
DeleteI hope he finishes before he says 'ok u are forgiven' lol
both of una don dey turn to apc and pdp. Iyawo take am easy ooo.
ReplyDeletedarling husband come and read your wife chronicle here and forgive her. you did not put a name so that we go lie down and beg him.
it is well
Mr.DH plssssss forgive her. My mother used to tell me that two good forgivers makes a perfect marriage. bikoooooooo .I luv U wifeyyy Ur so romantic and a good poet, na talent o .
DeleteMr.DH plssssss forgive her. My mother used to tell me that two good forgivers makes a perfect marriage. bikoooooooo .I luv U wifeyyy Ur so romantic and a good poet, na talent o .
DeleteMr.DH plssssss forgive her. My mother used to tell me that two good forgivers makes a perfect marriage. bikoooooooo .I luv U wifeyyy Ur so romantic and a good poet, na talent o .
DeleteOrishirishi
ReplyDeleteAunty Yomi, abi e ri ko? Lol. Anyway, orisirisi makes the world go round.
DeleteAll this long letter for apology?u kill person?hehe!
DeleteOga if u can't forgive with this long letter ehhn,even God will vex for u ke!
@ poster will your husband do same to you when he offends you. Women and wahala, look at the long epistle. So because he is a blog visitor you decided to this, so if he no be blog visitor wetin you for do.
Delete@ lovelace, u are so rite. Smh
DeleteAny man who is not capable of forgiving his wife after reading this is a terrorist.
DeleteDearest HUBBY,
ReplyDeletePlease forgive your wifey abeg.... couldn't read all thru but d few lines I read I have forgiven her for you (lol if that makes any sense) but sorry biko
DeleteDH please forgive her bikooo.
All these women shld start respecting themselves already. Oginidi sef? Since wen has Stella's blog turn to confessional stand? Go nd settle with yur husband nd stop occupying space for a better gist for us. When you wia running yur mouth like typewriter nko? Take time ooo *dear husband biko forgive her ooo*
ReplyDeleteToo long kilode?
ReplyDeleteDid he catch you on top man?
Anyways DH forgive and forget...m
Dh plz 4giv ha oh
ReplyDeleteOK man, please forgive her.
ReplyDeleteThis woman has a great sense of humour, I like that.
@stellakork, nacking as koboko bah, very funny.
Choi!!!!...
ReplyDeleteSee epistle...
Madam you get time ohh...
Anyway,Oga forgive and forget biko...
Every husband and wife dey quarrel and it's what keeps the relationship stronger....
Smtcheeeewwww!!! God forbid!!!
DeleteSee novel o!!!
I dey craze to read this novel
DeleteAbeg when he sleeps off,drag his shorts down n blowdry him.
That's enough apology.
All these should be said in person..anyways hubby forgive your wife biko.
ReplyDeleteWow...a virtuous woman will let go of her pride to do this, d man will be mistaken if her doesn't forgive
ReplyDelete@BV's DH, please forgive and forget, we're sorry on behalf of your wife
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Funny apology letter. DH pls forgive her. She is sorry.
ReplyDeleteTHELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeleteLMAO@ use nacking as koboko,sterra,ure truly the empress of all KORKsss...hahahahahah..
Dear poster,hope ure truly remoseful cos dis is the only time we're gonna plead on ur behalf. *sideeyes*......dear sir,kindly forgive and forget,let bygone be bygone, Mr and Mrs are bound to get on each other's nerves buh love conquers all as they say,so on behalf of SDK fam,kindly forgive ur wifey...*shines teeth*
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
THELMA ENEMUWE said...
ReplyDeleteLMAO@ use nacking as koboko,sterra,ure truly the empress of all KORKsss...hahahahahah..
Dear poster,hope ure truly remoseful cos dis is the only time we're gonna plead on ur behalf. *sideeyes*......dear sir,kindly forgive and forget,let bygone be bygone, Mr and Mrs are bound to get on each other's nerves buh love conquers all as they say,so on behalf of SDK fam,kindly forgive ur wifey...*shines teeth*
*faithful BV enemuwe thelma*
hiannnnnn!
ReplyDeleteoriegwu
ngwannu dh we r expect a robust reply frm u.
Wifey you need to proof read your letters before posting. Dang! The errors were interfering with the message being passed across. Anyway, dear husband kindly forgive her misdemeanor attitude.
ReplyDeleteYou is correcting the poor woman who was probably emotional when writing, you nko? "Misdemeanor attitude" is that correct English?
Delete"Are" sorry auto correct keeps disgracing me :)
DeleteWifey you need to proof read your letters before posting. Dang! The errors were interfering with the message being passed across. Anyway, dear husband kindly forgive her misdemeanor attitude.
ReplyDeleteWifey you need to proof read your letters before posting. Dang! The errors were interfering with the message being passed across. Anyway, dear husband kindly forgive her misdemeanor attitude.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading your long apology and explanation I very sure he Would have forgiven you.
ReplyDeleteClick on my name to get superior quality virgin human hair that looks and feels great. Thanks
With all the articles if your husband no forgive.. U...
ReplyDeleteSomethin else don enter the matter...
Am sure dis nite sleep sef go differ...
One love
like seriously,you expect me to read all these?? social media is now for everything,even fixing marraiges.odiegwu ooooo.wife please apologise in your bedroom and change your attitude.that is only what will make this apology valid
ReplyDeleteEven d husband no go read everytin....wen dem dey run mouth n disrespect husband dem no go know,wen story don change dem go come dey write ronaldaesque epistles to apologise...fix ur attitude first madam if u don't want ur next mail to appear in d chronicles.oga abe forgive her
DeleteLmao @ ronaldesque epistle.
Deletebuahhahahahaha.
Una no get joy for tthis blog sha
Very very long.
ReplyDeleteOga, please forgive your wife.
When you are in love and marry your best friend, nothing on this life matters, just the both of you. DH hope you guys can make up and get along.
ReplyDeleteDH pls forgive her
ReplyDelete1-40 abeg I can read it all afterall its not for me
Hubby forgive her already
Poster's DH please forgive your wife as she has shown remorse to this highest level. Just as she has written, she promised not to repeat her actions, she would install the latest version of marriage 8.1 ( ie if marriage were to be an operating system).
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, BV hubby, your wife's ability to tell you how sorry she is over and over again is a good one on her part. Please reciprocate by accepting her apologies so you guyz would continue being the Best/ happiest couple around.
Awwwww. Lovely and handsome husband, please forgive her ok, and to you wifey, mind the type of words you use,***stella I love you***
ReplyDeleteDH abeg forgive her, you have really brought out the poet in her. That your no 12 is the opposite with me
ReplyDeleteWhatever you have done, DH should be able to forgive. Haba. What is it. What did you do? Sometimes I wonder if we ladies who are married are human beings capable of making mistakes. The apology sound's like you killed somebody. When we offend God, how do we go about saying sorry?
ReplyDeleteEphesians 4:32 Be kind to another, tender hearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you.
May God settle you ooo. But I think if we look at each other knowing we are capable of making errors it will be easier to forgive. And again if you make up your mind that your spouse will make mistakes and errors it makes easy to see the other person as human.
May God help us all.
Awww... We ladies and our mouth eh... It can make a man cry... Kai. Please dh forgive her.
ReplyDeletehmmmmmmm. wheres my darling hubby.....i miss his koboko
ReplyDeletebtw DH to poster forgive her ok
we women have uncontrolled taps in our mouths atimes
Ur husband dey house with u...u no tell am with ur mouth this text book wey u write call am apology. u no even write am give am to read..na for here u wan make i follow am go thru this ur 40 point apology agenda... E no go work!
ReplyDeleteLwkmd... so so funny
DeleteHahahahahahaha.....Aunty Gwegwegwe!
DeleteKikikiikikikikikikikiki
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha.......
DeleteE ti bere werey.
ReplyDeleteWalahi
DeleteLmaoooooo
DeleteIts well
ReplyDeleteAwwww darling husband pls forgive darling wife. I beg too...so long an Apology
ReplyDeleteWyf u r better off been a poet biko, horseband 4give already
ReplyDeleteEeeeyah please DH forgive your wife she is truly sorry please
ReplyDeleteStella, post my comments!
ReplyDeleteI like you o. No make me vex.
Are you sure your husband is not emotionally abusing you? Or using guilt trip on you? This reek of classic case. Husband always playing the victim and wife stays apologizing cos she is always made the villain and blame for all problem between them. Classic case.
ReplyDeleteMy thought exactly because I was once in that position with a guy who had innocent look but with a heart of the devil. Thank God for saving me and blessing me with a better man
DeleteDoes ur hubby not have a fone,whats is wrong with all these ppl sef,u can easily send this directly to him,wetin concerns sdk for this matter.i tara for the way ppl are abusing this forum. Wat is wrong with normal husband and wife hear to heart talk,ok after reading this now,mr man now sef fit cone bore us with him own reply.mtschwwwww,rubbish.
ReplyDeleteWow!!!!! These two are definitely gonna "smash" tonight!!!!
ReplyDeleteDear poster... you sound, write and apologise just like me! For a sec, I thought it was me... Yet again, I remembered I'm not married. Lol.
Dear poster's DH, this woman's obsessed with you... Dang!!!! Forgive her jor.... I know se e de sweet you for body..hehehe
Pheww! So Long An Apology Letter!
ReplyDeleteI love Dis woman n her sense of humour.
Pls Dear Hubby,Forgive her Please.
Better Wife,Go n rest easy,Hubby has forgiven.
Which hubby wouldnt Anyway?
Wit This letter from d heart...
DH biko forgive ooooooo
ReplyDeleteApology of life.
ReplyDeleteDH, forgive her before she kills you with apology.
Kiss & make-up already.
Ooochurchiii!!
ReplyDeleteA printout of this letter kept under hubby's pillow or sent to his email...would have just worked.
Ngwanu husband forgive your wife.
Dont mind her.
DeleteShe wan turn to Chimamanda
Awwwww......that's all I could saw while reading through her letter, this is a woman who loves her husband and has accepted the fact that she was wrong.
ReplyDeleteNobody is above mistakes, please dear hubby kindly forgive her.She is sorry, it's difficult not to be overprotective of the person one loves and as such people see it to be selfishness.
Consider the reasons that made you choose her as your wife in the first place.
Awwwwwwwwwwww! DH plssss forgive ur wifey ohhhhhhhh
ReplyDeletehen I will install the newest operating system Marriage 8.1 which is has the latest anti-nagging features. I am sorry,dat really caught me
********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*********
Another trend has started...
ReplyDeleteHe has to see your apology on SDK to know you re truly sorry? - not necessary abeg.
Dear BV's DH forgive her pls. Thanks.
Like seriously Stella,you deleted my comment about Buhari....hahahaha...
ReplyDeleteBiko,if you don't want me commenting on your blog,just come out and say it already...
What nonsense!!!...
Every one cannot be an asslicker....
Everyone cannot have a postive opinion afterall am commenting with my ID and am not afraid to say things the way I like...
Mind you,it's the comments here that attract people to your blog cos it's always real...
Lemme see you criticize or say any negative words to someone here even on politics or chronicles...
Calm down Linda, change is here
DeletePlease stop your hate comments, haba.
DeleteElections have been won and lost, even Jonathan conceded defeat.
Nigeria will progress under the APC, and if it doesn't, we kick them out.
Linda,even patience Jonatha has gotten over d loss...I suggest u do d same. Let it go
DeleteYou guys don't need to beg her mehn. It's all about cheap blog popularity.
DeleteLinda, your english teacher dey try gaan n it looks lik u r a fast learner too. Thunbs up
DeleteJust read the first 4 lines. Too long abeg.
ReplyDeleteMadam, apologise to your hubby at home. Why bring it here? When BVs bash you now, you start sending memo in IHN.
You should have just sent all this you typed to your hubby. Mshewww.
Stella, if you like don't post this as usual.
If na memo,that one na sure banker naa..watch out for it in tomorrows ihn...she will say we are jealous of her happy home,if not why are we asking her to apologise to her hubby at home instead of sending it here ...i know her type Jobless house wife ..Seeking unnecessary attention and when bvs bash her,memo will follow.. U can also go to cnn and all d tv stations and put it. pls stella,let this not be a trend o! I didnt even bother to read anyway.
DeleteLolz @ seximonials.
ReplyDeletePamscrib.blogspot.com
Eyaaa ezigbo di biko gbaghara ya
ReplyDeleteY dint she leav a note in his pocket or smtin..y send it via a blog...mtchww...ndi uwa sef...try and keep smtins private for Gods sake ehhh...nawa ooo...nice apology letter but wrong medium to pass it across...ppl stop bringn ur marital woes here...Oga biko 4gv her.
ReplyDeletelol no be small nacking koboko. nice one Mrs... what ever u did is already forgiven and believe me by this singular thoughtful move, the love in ur home has just climbed a new level.. weldone ma.
ReplyDeleteSo long an apology.
ReplyDeleteSad news...
I didn't even skim through.
Shhuo..... this epistle too long oh.... Oga horsband forgive n 4get.
ReplyDeleteTo all those intending to write future apology letters to your spouses - please spare us the trauma and limit it to 500 words biko.
Happy Easter
U should have said what led to d fight cos all I see here is someone trying to apologise for maybe not even doing anything wrong but to endure as d Nigerian women always do in marriages, taking blames for all their husbands shortcomings. You mentioned jealousy, did u see him with a woman, did he give u reasons to be jealous? I hope this isn't u trying to blame urself for his wrongdoings, I mean something must have made u snap. That being said, dear darling husband, forgive her!
ReplyDeleteDH pls forgive. B's it's hard for a woman to do dis.
ReplyDeleteI hope you mean all you wrote, it's as if your practicing your lyrical prowess, with all the stanzas/verses and rhymes.
ReplyDeleteAs you have already said above, you two should learn from your mistakes and work on your marriage. Create an atmosphere of understanding, trust and most especially happiness, you'll realize that marriage is not such a chore, you'll just wake-up one day and you guys are old and still in love with each other.
I pray and plead that he forgives you, and that your union shall henceforth grow stronger.
Stella, I annoyed my oga for office today and I know he reads your blog. Go send my own 100 Points apology.....since we don get apology posts join iHN and chronicles
ReplyDeleteI am also pleading on her behalf.She is really sry Sir.
ReplyDeleteSo this is now d new style?? Blog apology! Mtchewwww!!!
ReplyDeleteIs the new trend apologizing to husbands on Stella's blog? If you have issues settle it between yourselves abeg. Next thing now BV's will start with stupid assumptions.
ReplyDeleteThis is getting pathetic. Stop bringing your marital issues to our beloved blog. Settle it at home.
ReplyDeleteIs the new trend apologizing to husbands on Stella's blog? If you have issues settle it between yourselves abeg. Next thing now BV's will start with stupid assumptions and finger pointing.
ReplyDeleteThe poem na die sha!
ReplyDelete#I like
DH, pls gba yara your wife.
Na wa ooo
ReplyDelete@Galore
The queen you can say your mind without using those words.....rumour had it yesterday that i am trying to tone down insults on this blog,if i let ou then i encourage others...of cos i will still reply people and call out anyone i need to call but i will choose my words.
ReplyDeletewhat is the use of building a house without windows.
i am as stubborn as you are and even more stubborn.....please build with me if you care.
comments bring people here and comments chase them away.
YOU CALL OUT BUHARI ALL YOU WANT BUT PLS CHOOSE THE RIGHT WORDS.....PLEASE
THIS GOES FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
YANSH OPENERS ARE EXCLUDED FROM THIS OH...JUST DONT CUSS OUT..LOL
Ur husband shld be ur friend,U dnt nid this epistle here.
DeleteCommunication is indeed in different dimensions.
As husband n wife,one on one communication is stronger than texts,emails,social media stuff etc.
Husband,forgive her.
Kai, I love you Stella :)
DeleteThanks Stella for sticking to your words .
DeleteStella you too like amebo ,so yansh openers ,should keep opening more yansh ok la.
DeleteThis is really annoying.All this long poem for an apology,when you could have just apologised to him in person in less than 10mins.Abeg madam,learn to say settle your issues with your husband without involving the whole nation.
ReplyDeleteNo be only seximonials stella... loool
ReplyDeleteHmmm this apology is very long, didn't finish reading it but I'm certain DH would read everything and forgive u cos ur apology looks sincere. DH please forgive and forget, what God has joined together let nothing put assunder. Amen
ReplyDeleteAh oga abeg no vex, forgive her ooooo
ReplyDeleteI wonder how stupid some people can be? You offended your Hubby and find it difficult to apologise to him directly. But it is convenient for you to type and send it to blog just because you believe your Hubby reads the blog.
ReplyDeleteThe greatest problem in marriage nowadays is communication. Effective communication is the key to happy marriage. If you offend someone, be courageous enough to say sorry to them. Don't come to the blog and be sorry here. Arrant Nonsense!!
As in eh. This post is so irritating to me.
DeleteMe too. She get time.
DeleteFunny if some other guy thinks HIS Mrs wrote it and starts the make-up moves with her...
Husband, pls FORGIVE ur wife, remember u always hurt God always but He forgives u so easily. U are her godly husband so pls forgive and forget. Thank u *smiles*
ReplyDeleteAwwwh so long an apology..
ReplyDeleteWhat nagging tongue can cause
DH abeg forgive am
stella, you can ask people to tone down their curses but dont block people's comment.
ReplyDeletei got atracted to your blog because i love the comments here. it can take away stress from people cause i laugh always both hateful and good ones.
it is well
So cursing people is why you are here?
DeleteWoman go brekete family go beg your DH if stella blog no dey all those things u wrote out read all to him at night u hear
ReplyDeletethis apology even tho it looks like what u got from google, it is beautiful and genuine .If i were ur DH id be blushing tho i dunno d cause of the fight bt hey dude comon a lil gorgiveness never hurts noborri
ReplyDeleteAwwww! I join stella to say please forgive her...
ReplyDeleteshe is so sorry
Aww! I must say this quite a bold and humble way to ask for forgiveness but going into the net with your relationship issue is like demeaning what you have. The world they say now, is a global village. Mind you; a village, not a town or city. Meaning everyone can have access to everyone information and anyone business can become everyone's business. In here, we all are the elders, even the priest of the village. Yes! Everyone is entitle to say and speak to whoever freely. So brace yourself for both positive and negative response.
ReplyDeleteKindly click
Oops! There Are No More Fishes in the River, They're All in the Net. Forgive me Internet
She did well...she remains anonymous...
DeleteWhich kain bold and humble way?
DeleteWhy didn't she write the textbook of an apology and place it on DH's bed for him to read.? Dude will fall asleep before getting to point 3.
Doing this here is absolutely unecessary.
Na the same house una de. apologise directly.
Abi bros no de come back house again ni?
Hian!
Oga please forgive her
ReplyDeleteShe has humbled herself to send this please let peace rain please please pleased please please
Lols!4give mbok
ReplyDeleteHorseband pls forgive 'DW' I'm sure she has learnt her lessons.
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteloveme jeje
ReplyDeletei don beg and ask tire.
you can cuss out someone but not to use scary terms and include mother and father and kids and all that.cuss the person directly but not asking them to die or wishing death on them,those are not gonna happen here anymore.
i can call you a she goat or an idiot but i wont ask GOD to strike you dead.hell no.
it was getting too much
Well done Stelistiko, they want to turn your blog into a curse mad house.
DeleteThank you.
Keep d good work goin.i like your style of blogging.
DeleteRebranding SDK.
DeleteLoving this new direction.
What is it and people not wanting to die, cursing is all part of entertainment, and d last I checked, there is a disclaimer on this about U not liable for comments.......
DeleteSee them weaklings, talking about loving this new bla bla bla.......
Typical Nigerians, going off with tantrums and rants because we Ve a difference of opinion....
Sdk, U can't keep out d hate comments, curses and all, that is whom we are, forget all these petty pretenses...
Heading back to d site biko....
Buahaahhahahhaahahhaahhaaa
Delete*my toothpick all broken. Someone gimme another*
Yeah yeah. Do not over sterilize this blog mbok.
DeleteIf you dont want cusses,go Joel Austeen blog.
Bloglord , U and "Utu pricks"......
DeleteBwahahahaha....
Stella you are so funny. Oga abeg forgive madam, you mean the world to her.
ReplyDeleteHubby please forgive her.. she is indeed sorry, its one thing to loose your temper is another to realise and say i'm sorry. Lady you inspired me, I was actually waiting for mine to say sorry to me, but I just realised y wait.. I have copied some of your words and did him a lovely message@d end I wrote"""" Just hush it !!!Sunshine, I know u wanna say "but'" and drag us back to d root of our problems, just know I am sorry and my heart beats for you only... I planned out something special for us tonight,,, if you would have me, i'm all yours baby"" ( Your Angel). Bvs u really don't wanna see d reply*, wink*
ReplyDeleteOga Pls forgive&forget. Life is too short to hold grudge.
ReplyDeleteThe queen, than you so much.
ReplyDeleteStella keeps deleting my comments.
I will take out my time to type comment, Stella will take her time to delete it.
During Gej's time, there was freedom of speech, now we have to restrict what we type.
Let the ass licking begin.
No wonder a lot of PDP members are defecting to APC, no strong opposition party in Nigeria again. You cant even comment freely on your favorite blog.
As for poster, what kind of essay is this? All you had to type was a heartfelt "I am sorry".
Simple.
Husband please forgive her, i cant stand another essay.
XOXO MYSTERY
Ur comments shouldn't even see d light of day, What do U Ve to say about this Topic????
DeleteThis is a wife professing her love, allegiance and asking for forgiveness, something U wouldn't even understand since U are an Aunty Gwegwegwe!!!!
Xoxo is vrry bitter, unfilled in her last relationship cos her bf wouldn't give her a head,... who would??? D bitch has a cheese factory going......
Xoxo does not earn a dime, she is a full runz woman, who has a shrunken and slacked pucci, a vagabond then, and as she is now.
U Ve overused Ur spent woman bullshit, u need to come up with another one.
Brb.
Ouch. Kikikiki
DeleteYour comments are always hurtful Ezenwanyi.
DeleteDamn!!!!!
DeleteStella Dimoko Korkus, I put it to you that you are VERY partial.
You don't play fair at all
You know that I know that you know what i'm saying.....
XoXo, you promised to open hell gate and conjure spirits if I don't delete the comment I made about you, the comment still stands and i'm waiting....
Treasures, thank Stella for not approving my comments. You are still a lowlife scumbag as far as i'm concerned.
Arabella get over your lousy self. That was an impostor or you think Xoxo is afraid of you.get lost.
DeleteEzemoni and XO XO my two favorites.
DeletePls am on my keens. Forgive and forget.
I love u both.......
Like seriously!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis your apology letter na serious one o, may be Oba Akiolu needs your professioner service to write an apology letter to the Igbo in Lagos. DH forgive o
ReplyDeleteDear Hubby, she has apologized pls FUCKgive her
ReplyDeleteThis your apology letter na serious one o, may be Oba Akiolu needs your professioner service to write an apology letter to the Igbo in Lagos. DH forgive o
ReplyDeleteI support you on this Stella.
ReplyDeleteIn as much as we love those funny comments, some are outrageously disgusting. Nobody should preach hate here.
Linda and co, don't leave this blog o.
We need more BVs please.
no b small o, she must rili b hurting. abeg DH 4giv her ooo
ReplyDeleteStella, I really support u on dis especially the ones that comment under anonymous. Hubby pls 4give her at least for d sake of these long poem.Lol!
ReplyDeleteWords like "I'm sorry" don't come easy xpecially when said with great remorse like yours.
ReplyDeleteI sense "see finish syndrom" what U said will make him spontaneous. It myt be an advantage or disadvantage.
Dear husband pls forgiven her n don't let her mouth wagon get to U.
Mschewwwwwww!CRAP!!!
ReplyDeleteDarling Hubby, please forgive and forget. We women can talk for Africa trust me. Even me sef I dey do am a lot but am learning to tone it down. Thank you for forgiving her. God bless una union and marriage.
ReplyDeleteI didn't read it o since its not meant for me abi how will I beg your DH when I don't know what you did .you abused him and he abused you back end of discussion
ReplyDeleteMay God give your DH strength to read from top to bottom
Eya...no be small thing o. Pls DH forgive your wifey o.
ReplyDeleteMarriage has so humbled me eh...choi
Learn to sort personal issues in private. If ur hubby cant accept ur sincere apologies in ur personal space, then i think there is something brutally wrong with ur marriage. Couples who come here to apologize to each other dont impress me at all! U only make urselves laughing stocks.
ReplyDeleteSorry o!
ReplyDeleteVery poetic and laden with emotions. Honey, I hope hubby is a voracious reader. This may sound strange coming from me because I'm not known for succinct comments, I'm more elaborate with my written opinions. Most men have short attention span when it comes to words, they will just zone out and shutdown emotionally, you'll get more attention from them with less words and more actions. Unless the few who love to read emotional stuff.
ReplyDeleteI have no doubt your hubby will appreciate the gesture, the effort you put into this written apology is quite remarkable. Now that you've done a public apology, the next step should be a more personal and an extremely private apology with less written words and more "physical expressions" with your mouth, hands and...(you know where I'm going with this, yeah?)
Most importantly, change your ways and let hubby see the changes. No matter how creative and heartfelt your apologies are, they lose their effects if you become a repeat offender. Getting on each other's nerves is inevitable in a marriage. The trick is to apologise timeously and learn to avoid whatever rubs your partner the wrong way. I wish you guys many blissful years ahead as man and wife.
#e-bearhugs.
Ronaldo, what would this blog do without you?, I like.
DeleteWell said Ronalda. I found her words interesting..any guy that writes would find her words captivating...and I think it would be really hard not to forgive a lady that would put down those seemingly passionate words especially if she follows up with the mind blowing steps you gave lol....but when I got back to my senses :)...I found myself hoping she has not written such poetic epistles times without number in the past because then it would be no different from staring at an April/May calendar. Not contradicting anything you said....I enjoyed reading your comment...
DeletePOETICJUSTICE
Ronalda, adding to the already long apology tender...looool
DeleteEwoooooo.......
DeleteBwahahahaha......
Na real ewooooo. Epistle writer continuuu. You are just a busy body and an attention freak. Today you don't have someone in the same situation, no similar stories to what you have experienced. On the stand alone post you commented twice under different blog name. Today an anon praising you. Wow
DeleteHian what type of nonsense is this,i should read all this long epistle and later ask for your husband to forgive you well so?
ReplyDeleteToo long plenty am sorry and i love you, could not read to the end and am single so i dont get it at all, by the way can someone teach me how to make dried noodles (as in after you cook it there will be no water).
ReplyDeleteI really do not find this apology thing people have been doing here SEXY.
ReplyDeleteIs it that your hubby would prefer to be begged by people he know not than you his darling wife? Tired much abeg!
DH, abeg forgive her even though i don't know what i am begging for.
This woman is indeed a drama queen.
ReplyDeleteMadam please stop running your marriage on blogs. It makes you sound pathetic and stupid.
Apology Letter verses 22 & 27 I likee, DH pls forgive her because without such, you both can't grow stonger.
ReplyDeleteOoo boy see love poem o....Anyway I believe your hubby has forgiven u.Stop being selfish and selmeat. Stop being naughty naggy too.My Guy abeg forgive am she dey loyay u hear...thank you so much for ya understanding...She go come home early 2nit so dat other things can take place..
ReplyDeleteHmm...Latoya. ...so you've got a PhD in apologising yeah? :-)
ReplyDeletePoeticJustice
Imagine if everyone writes like Ronalda. The blog name will be changed to stells missionary journey . Mchew.
ReplyDeleteAwww!
ReplyDeleteI love this apology just because she thought to try something different in the hopes of getting forgiveness from her hubby.
I have been in such shoes before where you hurt someone so badly that only a dramatic apology will do the trick. It helps especially if that's not your normal modus operandi (mode of operation) because if you abuse it (i.e start using it all the time) then it loses its novelty.
I am definitely book marking it cos I love her writing.
Husband! Pls forgive her. Nothing beats a remorseful heart.
@ stella! Good for you for stopping abusive comments. There should be a difference between yabbing and cruel and abusive words.
Calling someone Aunty gwegwe or whatever is a yab.
Calling someone barren,or that she will never have kids or wishing them death by accident or murder or lagoon is what stella meant (I think).
So BV's we can still yab. Let's just tone our language.
U are forgiven.
ReplyDeleteThis letter will melt the strongest of hearts.
The holy spirit is the only one that can help u tame ur tongue. Ask him for help.
Husband pls forgive
LMAO @Stells missionary journey!!!
ReplyDeletehahhahahahaha
abeg make una leave me oooh.
I didnt say you cant cuss but dont bring death and family members into it please.
why not try '''Orubebeism''?
You see how he cussed out Jega ''nicely''?
Did he say Jega God punish your mother and father or you will die?He said shouted in a loud voice and said......JEGA YOU ARE PARTIAL,EJGA YOU DONT PLAY FAIR..JEGA YOU AREEEEEEE...!!!
LOL
Abeg leave that thing. Even if we tone it down, you will still delete.
DeleteContinue. Shey na your blog.
*Checks Ezenwanyis temperature*
ReplyDeleteNne, idikwa okay?
Cheese factory
Boyfriend
Husband
Gwegwegwe
What else?
You wish you know the tiniest detail about me.
Queen Arabella...hian??? Fucking grow a backbone. Follow, follow.
Who else has a problem with XOXO MYSTERY?
Queue up in alphabetical order
C comes before E
You see that turn, that turn right there, oya march and follow it ,you will see where your mates are at Yaba left.
Kitikpa piachapukwa gi anya.
Rantings of a destabilized woman.
Stop boring me abeg. If you want drama so badly , come up with words that can make me climax.
Is that too much to ask?
*You make me sleepy*
XOXO MYSTERY
Know what about U?????
DeleteAs per wetin Aunty Gwegwegwe?????? Bwahahahaha.....
Sleep on O'jare .........
How can U feel a thing ???????
U are like water vapor, Ur outburst dies in d air before U reach Ezenwanyi.
I can't hear or feel a thing coming from Oderinde Xoxo !!!!.....
Now am feeling some sort of compassion for U, U are like a graveyard that can never be satisfied.
Bwahahahaha.........
Who cares if what I typed about U is true, who cares bif it's a lie??? Bwahahahaha......
See as U dey sweat over online wahala????? U threw cheap shots, U should also be ready to get one period!!!!
Xoxo irankiran bi ajeku werey, where is thy sting????
ReplyDelete
Awkward moment when xoxo mystery runs out of words.hahahaha.
DeleteThis new style of apology on blogs no just follow.
ReplyDeleteVery irritating something.
Madam, a simple "I'm sorry" face to face would have sufficed, but you chose to wash your dirty linen on the blogsphere.
If DH wasn't a BV nko? What would have happened?
I may be wrong, but the fact that you're chosing a social media to communicate to your horseband says a lot about your marriage.
What happened to communication?
Okay o...All the best.
Stella, if you like you approve this one o.
I don dey fear you.
If na my husband he go vex more. Person wey already say I too talk talk.. he will just leave the room fiam. My hubby that when u send him a text he won't open it but just read the visible first line and use brain carry d remaining. So what I do is I blab on d first line and write d main gist below. Then I make sure it is something he'll miss out on that's beneficial to him. Na so. What nonsense. Person go take time explain u won't read to the end.
DeleteMa, I was jejely on my own
ReplyDeleteI didn't give two fucks about you
Nor a frigging frack about your existence
But you wanted my attention
Now, you've opened pandora's box
And i'm not convinced you have the strength to put the lid back on
Don't you get it???
Before the name Arabella, there is a QUEEN!!!
You don't mess with me!!
In the meantime, request for shots of FUCK YOU, drink up and get wasted
It's going to be a bumpy ride! Bitch!
Damboroba shege!!!
Una like to feel una selves sha. Which one is before Arabella, there was queen??? Oshisco!
DeleteEka Rat, don't talk to me about your problems
DeleteTalk to God instead.....
And please, quit asking me if your pussy would expire if your broke BOYFRIEND keeps hitting it for the next five years
Stop being a MORON, it's not attractive.
Now, get out of my face, you are obstructing my view
ODE!!!
Queen Arabella
What is dis one going on about, cos one man out there decided to take pity on Ur aunty gwegs self, u now feel like you've got mouth. What d fuck is she talking about hitting pussy and bla bla bla, this one don crase?
Delete* yawns. Time spent sending this would have been spent writing him as a letter and dropping under the pillow jare. Ie if una de play reach that kind. So long a letter. Efe adighi to read am abeg.
ReplyDeleteKnow what about U?????
ReplyDeleteAs per wetin Aunty Gwegwegwe?????? Bwahahahaha.....
Sleep on O'jare .........
How can U feel a thing ???????
U are like water vapor, Ur outburst dies in d air before U reach Ezenwanyi.
I can't hear or feel a thing coming from Oderinde Xoxo !!!!.....
Now am feeling some sort of compassion for U, U are like a graveyard that can never be satisfied.
Bwahahahaha.........
Who cares if what I typed about U is true, who cares bif it's a lie??? Bwahahahaha......
See as U dey sweat over online wahala????? U threw cheap shots, U should also be ready to get one period!!!!
Xoxo irankiran bi ajeku werey, where is thy sting????
Hahahaha show mercy biko.
DeleteNawaao instead of you to talk to your husband inside house jeje , I can't tell him to forgive u coz I Dnt knw wat happened and hw ur reaction was like
ReplyDeleteLmao @ using nacking as koboko. Stella you badt gan!
ReplyDelete@poster, so what are we to do with this 40 point apology? I think it should be directed to your husband, not us and in any case, its just too long. settle your ish with him @ home and leave matter for Mathias biko.
Whats with i comment or i dont comment,nobody cares about that shit, plus this appology is rubbish,next time call for family meeting.
ReplyDeleteDH please forgive, if this was a sermon in church with this plenty epistle am sure you'ld have repented. Go in peace n love one another.
ReplyDelete