'Please dissolve our one-week marriage, I can’t cope with his big manhood,' wife tells court
'If she wants to leave, she must pay me N60,000' —Husband
This is a hilarious one, as reported by Nigerian Tribune...
A woman named Aisha Dannupawa turned up at the Sharia Court, Samaru,
Gusau in Zamfara State, during the week, asking the court to dissolve her one-week old marriage to her husband, Ali Maizinari, because she could not cope with his 'huge manhood.'
She told the court that she married Ali after her first marriage failed.
The mother of three revealed that before she packed into her husband’s house, she was invited into his parents' house as the tradition demanded.
She told the court, which was already in laughing fits at this time, that; “when he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his manhood was too big.”
She also told the court that after the experience, she took some medication, which was given to her by her mother.
“I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,’’ she said.
According to her, “two days later when he came to visit me, we had sex again, but the experience was too much to bear. It was then I knew that I could not continue with the marriage because of the size of his private part.’’
The husband, Ali, did not deny the allegations. He told the court that he was willing to divorce her on the condition that she pays back the dowry and all that he spent on her during the courtship.
When asked to state the amount, Ali disclosed that what he expected from her was N60,000.
The court's president, Alhaji Mamman Shinkafi, advised the couple to try reconciliation.
Better than to suffer in silence...some women do not enjoy sex but their partners will NEVER know because they are good pretenders.
There was a time in my life i used to it,sex was so painful but i had to sit myself down and find out what was wrong.....HE WAS MONSTROUS...I left my shoes behind running .hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha
If you like say TMI ,its my story,not yours.
*side eyes*
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha the thing must be massively huge for the woman to have complained.
ReplyDeleteAs funny as the narrative may be, the crux of the matter is PAINFUL XES. Whether a man spots a plantain or a carrot dick, painful xes is bad xes. The court's president who is sentencing this lady to a probable marriage of painful xes should have put measures in place to help with the bedroom reconciliation. Lol.
DeleteAli should be taught what to do before charging in like a bull.
I so love big dicks biko.....small dick can't even satisfy my cunt....bigdickforlife!!!!
DeleteBuhahahahahahahaha
DeleteThat picture is so funny.
I can't stop laughing.
That woman dosent know what she's missed.
DeleteHahahahahaha. I've not read anything so funny this week. Women! E big you complain, e small you complain. Wetin una want sef?
DeleteThe picture Stella used made the story more interesting.
Hahahahaha
My spike mtcheeeeew
DeleteAli come and marry me
How big was it?
DeleteI need the size and picture.
And his name, facebook page
For scientific purposes only.
Hahahhahahahahahahahaaah
DeleteJoystick on fire.
Can't deal, dat kind of prick can shift womb ooh n xpand pussy join
It is called *Uwaezuoke*
DeleteSee wat people are praying for and she is complaining....as dey say one man's food is anoda man's poison.........dat is not a ground for divorce she beta stays dere
DeleteChai this woman has missed it. How can she reject such a blessing?
DeleteU guys should be liking big dick,by d time guys start dumping u people cos of bucket size pussy,i will be here reading ur chronicles
DeleteAnd there are ladies on this blog that would die for Ali's size of manhood...lol. One man's meat is another man's poison.
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Na so, girls with their chicken brain,name dem dey comment pass for sex matter,later dem go say men bad,talk about sciences and the comments will not come in,very dull,I pity their children cos one day their mates will remind them they have a prostitute for a mum,I praise our mothers,they didn't disgrace us but many of us are disgracing our children with all these stated comments,when your child will walk in one day and say mum you were worse than a prostitute,then they come dey cry say God why me. Comment not related to the topic but to the no of stated comments that come in when sex is mentioned especially from women.useless fish brains
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DeleteEh yaaaa. One man's meat is another's poison.
ReplyDeleteTheir case is simple enough. She should simply refund the dowry.
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The caption is really funny! Lol
ReplyDeleteThe picture is more funny! But big **** na him sweet pass na... Abi I lie? Maybe his is humongous!!! Lmao. Abeg today na Sunday make I respect myself.
DeleteAll y
ReplyDeleteThis Hausa men with burantashi....he should come to LAGOS there are many chicks looking for dicks as big as their left arm...poor wifey,now she has to look for money to have her own sanity
Lolzzzz@dick as big as their arm....hahahahaahhhahahahahha
DeleteO.m.g dis cracked me up, hilarious, all dis girls on our blog lookin 4 big amu, plz get his contact asap
ReplyDeleteStellaaaaaaaa hahahaha abeg go an pick up your shoes ooooo..but come to think of it, If a man is got a Small Size Dick, Ladies don't get satisfied, if he's Medium, you want 11 inches. Now He's over 11 inches, You can't take it, Ladies, HOW ON EARTH CAN WE SATISFY YOU?? What's An Ideal Size for you??
ReplyDelete.
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.NOTE: Raise Your Words, Not Your Voice. It Is Rain That Grows Flowers, Not Thunder..
D ideal size is bigggg ooo!!! She's hurting because no foreplay before sex....d man suppose wet her pussy before putting d dick!
DeleteNothing we nor gho hear?
ReplyDelete********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*********
big pen*s is now a problem na wa o if e small them go give chronicle e big divorce ah ah
ReplyDelete#GODWIN
Lmfao
ReplyDeleteHahaahahahahaa
ReplyDeleteAli....u r da bomb!
But it's not good o,
Ali only u waka come?
U wanna turrn her into burrow pit?
Hehehehehehee
Madam find ur way pls!
Make preek no give u bow leg.
#laalirocks
Lmaooooooo. Heard a similar story while in enugu... the guy's nickname was "Amu nnga"
ReplyDeleteThe babe ran for her life too!
I'm calling out the two ikenna I hv slept wit! Omg what is that u people are carrying?
DeleteIkenna ph do u want to uproot people's womb?
Ikenna absu do you want to disfigure people's vagina?
Please anybody that knws them shld advise them to go for surgery!
Chei
ReplyDeleteWelcom back
DeleteHow is our your baby? Welcome back
DeleteBwahahhahahaha..Some women will go and look for this man now because of that huge prick. ..One man's food is another man's poison. .who wan die?
ReplyDeleteSome dey complain of small prick, some dey complain of huge prick. ..Na wa o. .
The war of prick. .hahahahah. .
The guy knew what he was carrying why didn't he get KY jelly or something it's just 800 bucks, guys like us that our DICKsons are over grown should always carrry that stuff around o, make una nor kill person daugther or better still relocate abroad and be worshiped by white women heheehe
ReplyDeleteTaaaaaa!!! Go nd hide dat ur tooth pick prik joorrr!!!
DeleteHahahahahaha @KY jelly
DeleteSweetheart sometimes KY jelly ain't got shit with a woman dealing with an anaconda penis. If the woman cannot endure, not to talk of enjoying sex, it can kill her!! Biko!
Delete*** As penis size (diameter & length) differs from male to male, so is the length /depth and stretching ability of a woman's vagina from one to the other.***
Just have to pray u meet the right person for you. Like the dude in question might meet another woman who will conveniently accommodate his bigger sausage.
Hausa men with long dick jezzZ,main while that's what some women are looking for in a Man lol
ReplyDeleteHahahaha... one woman's food, is another woman's poison.. but she would have given it more time..
ReplyDeleteSide eyes****
ReplyDeleteSomething I'm looking for sef.
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DeleteHappy birthday quick silver ,God bless your new age .
DeleteHappy birthday,babe
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DeleteDnt worry we'll volunteer and find Ali for you as birthday present.
Expect the amu before nightfall.
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DeleteHappy birthday.Your Ali will locate you soon IJN.
DeleteI don't get
ReplyDeleteWe ladies can pretend alot when it has to do with sex,knowing fully well most of the time it's always a one sided fun
Most ladies can't even remember when last they came during sex and most havnt even gotten d joy of experiencing an orgasm
I can't stay in a relationship where I'm not being pleasured
Most guys are so selfish that all they think of is themselves,i don't blame 'em tho,rather i blame d ladies that still go ahead and open their legs knowing fully well,they are still as dry as an ironed cloth
N most ladies wld come in here lying they like it big...big bawoo? And na dem go first scream of discomfort during sex
D moderate it is for me,d fun it becomes
as in ehen... I'm team moderate dick o....nicer to ride... not the one that wee rupture your cervix abeg...
DeleteElena, please define moderate.
DeleteThem for post pishure of the thing na so we will judge how big it is then Stella for open post for us to contribute the N60,000
ReplyDelete*chews chewing stick
Omg STELLA oooo...we av clowns in this blog!!!!
DeleteStory too much for dis blog
ReplyDeleteBig, Bigger, Biggest. the sweetest feeling ever, especially when licking it like a lollypop *side eyes*
ReplyDeleteCorrect geh....u sabi am dieeee!!!
DeleteYou know this.
DeleteBut if it's too big how do u even get it in Ur mouth???
DeleteHahahahahhaa
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious
I heard hausa men are 'heavy'down there
The man definitely doesn't know how to use his joystick
Most of them is just 'wham gbam'n that's all
Not caring about the woman's g-spot
My man is 'big' and I enjoy him wella
He knows where to touch n how 'to do the do'
Big d**k sweet biko..
Very sweet.
DeleteIt's the sweetest thing,after money.
Big preek rocks!!!
Yes co co bae! He lacks skills. Lmao!
Delete*side eyes* @ my man is 'big'
The way quik silver has been going on about large preeks she may soon have an orgasm on this blog
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Hahahahahahhaaa. Huge one? I can't deal mehn!
ReplyDeleteAhhhh Stella Cork i swear u don seriously Kolomental ahhhh u ran forgot your running shoes?you for wait now sebi na una dey talk say da bigger the better u come kawa!
ReplyDeleteLmaoooooo
It's good she spoke her mind tho,some like 'em big,some like 'em small,some like 'em just average.....depends on your taste and how u enjoy it.....so don't beef her abeg....her punani is hurting her
ReplyDeleteHAPPY NEW MONTH
#abbytohxoft
It's good she spoke her mind tho,some like 'em big,some like 'em small,some like 'em just average.....depends on your taste and how u enjoy it.....so don't beef her abeg....her punani is hurting her
ReplyDeleteHAPPY NEW MONTH
#abbytohxoft
It's good she spoke her mind tho,some like 'em big,some like 'em small,some like 'em just average.....depends on your taste and how u enjoy it.....so don't beef her abeg....her punani is hurting her
ReplyDeleteHAPPY NEW MONTH
#abbytohxoft
The poor woman cant be blamed. Run for your life dear, run run run before you die dear.
ReplyDeleteOther women are in need of such men. One man choice is another man poison.
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Na wa ooo. that means the Man Dick must be 16 inches or wat? Woman wai don born 3kids that person go don get lil space to absorb Pestle sef. Lol. Mayb the Babe doesn't love the Man or she has seen another Lover, atleast she would have waited for a while just ONE WEEK Meanwhile this Aboki people fear them because they drink all sort of rubbish to enlarge their penis. When you park in a filling station one Aboki walk up to you advertizing that thing they hold, Madam try am for Oga, you go come back look for me. kikikikikikikikik
ReplyDeleteExactement!!!!!
DeleteHahahahaha crazy you Stella.
ReplyDeleteI understand and pity the woman sha sex is meant to be enjoyed not endured.
They should dissolve the marriage biko before she kills the man out of frustration.
Hehehehe Hehehehe Hehehehe Hehehehe Hehehehe Heheheh.
ReplyDeleteGod ll see us through.
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ReplyDelete*in BlogLord's handwriting*
Hahahahaha crazy you Stella.
ReplyDeleteI understand and pity the woman sha sex is meant to be enjoyed not endured.
They should dissolve the marriage biko before she kills the man out of frustration.
Wetin people dey find, some people no want. Ok ooo. I love dem Big or moderate.
ReplyDeleteWetin man no go hear! Lol
ReplyDeleteHohohohoohohohohoohoho...Stella,am in church ooo...women are insatiable...if it's small,they complain.if it's big,they still complain ...
ReplyDelete..some men have oversized AMUnition..but then.....
Hahahhahahahahahah. So when she is asked in future the reason she got divorsed she will say for big d***. HmmmmMm I don't blame her sha make she no go die. They say one don't eat poison because of shame
ReplyDeleteHausa men with kato bura lolz,abeg run for your life madam before he cripples you.
ReplyDeleteA lady i met once confided in me that she was facing hell in her marriage. I think say na strange woman or financial kwashiokor. She said no,the hubby's dick is enormous and he doesnt pour till he has drilled her for so long.
ReplyDeleteI told her Eyaah,sorry o and she got angry.
Wetin i for talk na?
Lol. I wonder oh.
Delete@ Irene you for give her Skills na. Plenty fore play so she go don Wet scatter down there as if she dey cook Ogbonno soup before penetration start.
DeleteMaybe she was expecting u to volunteer to help
DeleteIrene...talk true say u no go sample d man for back....na dis dick Ezenwanyi dey like....Hausa o, tiv o no wahala....Ezemoni, Ite-ego wey u???
DeleteI once broke up with a guy cos of the size of his manhood... whenever we do d do,i feel like I'm gon faint... and den I fall sick after for like a week... it was that painfull...
ReplyDeleteLike Stella,i run from d guy nii o..
Till 2mao,d guy no knw why we broke up.
Hmm! I wish my husband was at least half Ali's size. That little thing he calls a dick wallows in self pity inside my pussy. I feel nothing. In the 4 months I ve been married, I have never had an orgasm from viginal penetration. Anyway, he is open to oral sex so I derive my pleasure there. But nevertheless, I would still love to know what it feels like to cum over a man' s dick. That is what I fantasize about any time I masturbate. Who knows, I might be heading to court soon too.
ReplyDeleteNot every woman cums over a man's dick.
DeleteSome women do not cum through penetrative sex but clitoral stimulation.
Do more of self exploration and discover what works for you.
You need to open your mind more during the act, do not expect too much from your hubby.
Sometimes, not cumming is more of a psychological thing.
Then, guide your husband showing him where and how you want to be touched or fucked to achieve a mind numbing orgasmic experience.
Chei....na wa o!!! But big prik sweet die!! Madam u are missing!!
DeleteWould love to contact you to give you a chance to squirt all over the room.
DeleteWould you send your details?
@wallow in self pity in my pussy kikikiki what will i not hear on this blog lady fear God n stay in that union its for better or worse at least his mouth is doing what his amu cant pele.
DeleteWallowing in self pity! Oh my days! Lmaooooo! You didnt test drive the packge before you got married?
Delete@ Wallowing in self pity, I have a fantanstic product I could refer you to get for your Hubby, Natural.after using it it will Enlarge like Ali's Own, Am sure for them u won't ask for Divorce the way this lady just did. Because his Sex performance will increase, Plenty Stamina plus Xtra Large Penis, its very Effective With No Side effect. Unto pashing
Delete"Wallowing in self-pity"???
DeleteI'm dead mehn
Hahahahahahahaha
The bigger the better.
ReplyDeleteI no blame d woman oh, she don see weapon of mass destruction. Such men dey always wear agbada, dey wrap their weapon like belt. Beware! -D Power of Alchemy
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteWetin ds my eyes no go read? Lol
Nonono
Delete*singing* Mr Endowed ooo, Mr Ali is so endowed* hahaha i can imagine! brb lemme check my zobo drink if its ready.
ReplyDeleteI have also broken up with someone because of his size..... If i wan marry i must first see o... Cos after marriage i no fit shout
ReplyDeletechei if u c my hubby otondo u fear but I don't complain cos once it slides inside am in heaven
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteNa wah o, big wahala, small wahala, moderate and enjoyable so help me God. Hennyese signs out.
ReplyDeleteAm not surprise anyway,I even left a relationship bcos of dis, immediately I saw his penis, I knew I can not take it so I quit without trying it, good she wants to leave the marriage.
ReplyDeleteBig dick what are u waiting for.? Pummel me like mike Tyson punches...
ReplyDeleteFire me with your heat wave
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Na so!! D bigger d sweetest;!!
DeleteLmaoooooo! Jeez
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DeleteGood grief!
DeleteOh well...
ReplyDeleteLet's look for Ali and present to quicksilver.
Hahahahaha
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ReplyDeleteHbd to Marc-Samuel.
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Damn, why can't get I ever get a man this big? Only smallies come my way
ReplyDeleteHe should contact Kim K, she said no size is too big. Lol things people hear.
ReplyDeleteNo be small thing o
ReplyDeleteGood for her jare,because enduring might just keep making it worse.
ReplyDeleteVery funny!HBD marc-samuel and Bloggie's Lil princess.Grow and shine kids.
ReplyDeleteLol,I still dey laugh happy new month to all bvs
ReplyDeleteSdk post my comment
I like it big may Mt future husband be endowed
ReplyDeleteAverage is everthing.Moderation is the key.I left a relationship of years the moment he proposed.Sat my self down,spoke the truth to myself and told him..au revoir.Lovemaking should be pleasure not pain.We hardly did it more than 3 years in a month..i complained of pain and he felt so macho about it..he haad other girls lining up for the Piranha,so he never disturbed me over sex.Skinny guy wey carry overload..I ran for my dear life.He tells everyone I was d love of his life and I reply..U were just a nightmare..Am happily and sexily married.lol to an average size that satisfies me with pleasure..
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