Tuesday In House News.

It's Tuesday...I am grateful for God's love.

Spent the whole night in the loo cos of something i ate and reacted to seriously and i am really weak,today might be a slow day cos i don turn Agbepo!

If i take tabs now,i will have constipation..does anyone know any Naija remedy for running stomach?Note that i do not have Agbo at home,saw that thing last years ago..lol

Appreciation And Plea For Business Continuity

For business continuity wonderful blog visitors i need your patronage.

Touch of fingers is located in Lagos we cook different delicacies to suit your taste bud e.g Friedrice, Coconut rice Edikang ikong, oha, banga, efo riro, egusi, ofada, agonyin sauce etc.

AVAILABLE : 

Soup per bowl, 

Home cooking, buy all your ingredient and we cook for you at the comfort of your home, 

Social and corporate catering

Trainings

Delivery within lagos.

Call or whatsapp 08034196311. Bb pin: 514FOB42 

Find attached the small shoki and pictures of my previous work

 

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE/RICHARD CARDS

We run an event decorations and management company and would like to beg fellow bvs for patronage and referrals.

Kindly patronise us for your event decorations and planning we promise to exceeding and abundantly do a satisfying job beyond your expectations. Please note that all BVs will get special discount so pls mention sdk whenever you contact us.

Stella hon, please find attached file for some of our work and Richard card. Love you Mrs Kork! Kisses

Email: Papatevents@gmail.com

Bb Pin: 2346B24F

Whatsapp: 07032300632

Phone number: 08027280667

Instagram: @papatevents

 

 

 

 
 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR LILIAN AKANBI

Today Tuesday March 24,2015 adds up another year for beautiful Lilian and as she celebrates today,
She thanks God for an amazing 2014 and is trusting God for greater heights this year.

Happy Birthday darling.....you still owe me a ****

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AMEBO GIST FROM MONDAY -CONCLUSION

Hey Mademosielle Stella, how z u doing? Please paste on IHN.

*clears throat* 

Where was I ehn ehn

As I began my leave February I was hoping for a quiet and non-dramatic leave o but I tell u, yes u, the reverse was da case.

Wifey fat ehn, remain small make obesity enter. When she dey waka u go think say na Elephant dey waka. I be dey reason say okay maybe na so she be plus baby fat of almost 15 years e nor cross my head say dis woman na glutton (glutton 2 small sef; she dey gazzomp food). I sidown outside with am 1 day since transformer spoil and heat wan finish man pikin. Small pikin wey dey hawk puff-puff come dey pass na so dis woman call d girl say make she sell am 500 nairas' worth I.e 50 pieces. I shock but I com reason say na for she and d children. I pray o for my very before she gazzomped everything in less than 20mins. Wetin I wan talk, as she dey chop I dey tell am well done ma; she go say 'yes'. Less than an hour's time she say 'e bi kpan mi o'(i dey hungry o). Jesu Christi after all that puff-puff she enter house go cook (she like curry sha). B4 u say Jackson Robinson food don set, she don finish pot. I com talk 'oga o' 4 my mind. This woman dey chop pass 7 tyms a day (not mini meals o, gigantic meals). If na only glutton she be e for good. I com still notice say dis woman na juju queen she dey use juju lyk 2mao nor dey and Sunday she go wear cloth go church. Na so one morning like dat I see am with male dolls dey say incantations...

Immediately after all her incantations she go dey make phone calls dey command dem 2 send am money, wen she drop d phone she go laff say 'werey'. D tin b say she dey use juju 4 dem. She still dey play match with boys 4 area; as her hubby comot house lyk 5am she go start incantations, com chop den make calls b4 eleven she don lock her room door dey kpansh anyhow. She does this everytime her hubby go work. One day I go out leave 5k for my wallet wen I com I nor see am again. D woman dey chop chicken and popcorn frm Mr. Biggy. I go meet am com dey para 4 am say I go tell her oga wen e com she com dey beg say she go refund am na im I rest. I carry d matter go tell our neighbors o dem jus dey laff. Dem say d person wey dey stay d house b4 wetin I tink say make am pack comot? I tell them 'mi o mor o'. D tin b say na boy b stay d room b4, she dey thief im food, provisions, money and dey make advances e com taya na im e port o after just 2 months. 'Aye o' and una nor tell me I jus vex go sleep. Ohh I 4get tell una say she thief from my semo com put omo inside mix am well well com keep am. Clueless me I carry semo wan cook am as I pour am 4 water d tin dey foam I say maybe na so im com be as e redi I com taste am...baba d rest is history. I tell her hubby e com beat am ehn; I com dey happy.

Valentine week reach my boo com my place 4 four days o dis woman shook eye 4 im body o but e jus bone. D day after he came as e wan use toilet e see say d toilet dey laced with juju. For those 3 days my bae when e wan use toilet e go dey do am inside rubber.  E don pass b careful na im I start include dis woman matter 4 prayer o

I come include Mrs. for my prayer o even fastin...I'm a winner la; I nor fit lose. Even tell my friends make dem join me in prayers o. I even dey include her hubby bcos dat 1 drinkin n smokin ehn, na doi. Anyhows weeks rolled by so fast, she continued her daily routine (eat, incantations, call her sugarboys, fuck, eat, eat, eat). I resumed work happy 2 leave house o. I returned from work one fateful day and was surprised to find the hubby at home

(5pm he usually comes10pm).

 I greeted him n he beckoned on me 2 come e com gist me o say e see him wife 4 one hotel that afternoon (he was on patrol) and he com call her line she say na church she dey meanwhile he could see her. As e reach house e say e see Condom packs under bed.  I come dey tell am daddy dea dea o (small small o). 

Sharply I go baff rub dusting powder dey wait 4 drama to start. As she arrive hold bible dey sing come na im I start to sing *this is superstory...* 

Gbosa, na slap o I com bend head face inside house. Omo na beating o. After round 1 beating e com ask the wife wetin she find go the hotel, she say na church she go o say he dey accuse am falsely. Shuo see me see gbege o, e tear am slap she com confess. *gbagaun gbagaun gbagaun, round 2* See beating. Next day a family meeting was held and trust me I was there as house member concern. the man say e nor fit keep quiet again o say she be 'big fat pig'(laff catch me but i hold am). Say the first time e buy bag of rice and beans put 4 haus e nor last reach 3 weeks, say na im wey be man dey cook, wash and other tinz; say make she pack her load dey go o. 

Anyhows sha the family is still pleading on her behalf so she can return 2 her matrimonial home

www.datzall.com

God bless u Stella and all SDK bloggers. Love you all.

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TESTIMONY

Dear Stella of life my Angel,

I wish to appreciate you and everyone on this Blog.

 I sent in a mail requesting for additional income, or work to be done on weekends, and one of the Angel in this Blog contacted me on Thursday, we spoke and agree to meet on Saturday at the even place she planned, the wedding she coordinated was a big one as it involved a sitting governor's nice.

I enjoyed her company and hospitality, duties delegated to me was perfectly carried out,     I bless the name of the lord for this privilege and opportunity     I received from this blog.

She paid me lovely, I was so happy, because that pay took care of my 3 children's cultural day in school.

Pleaseoo STK's Family I shall come to pay my tithe or gift as the business continue, because I offset a bill with this first one.

I beg all the STK's Family member to take 5mins off their prayer time and say a word of  prayer, for  CASSANDRA, CLASSY AND SASSY Event Planning Outfit, she is an awesome person that God will continue to bless her and open doors for her like never before. 

I got additional pay than the usual salary this weekend and my joy had no bound.

Thank you so much Stella of life  May God of heaven continue to rain down his blessings non-stopping on you and your family.

Nelly Vee

Thank you Cassy!

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CALLING CORPER OUT.

Good afternoon Stella Bae, I don't know how some people behave o! You posted about a certain BV that had issues with NYSC registration and asked for help. I contacted this person because I had people with issues with their registration that I helped as I'm also a prospective corp member. These mistakes are from our schools and can be fixed. Since last week Thursday I sent the person a mail I've not gotten any response up till now. It's really not nice. If maybe someone else has already fixed it, he/she should be able to reply me and tell me it has been fixed or something. Instead of ignoring the mail. I was only trying to help.

Thanks.

Corper behave yourself oh...I saw that some numbers were pasted for you to contact as per your problem,if you have gotten help,please ler us know.

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PRIVATE HOME TUTOR FOR KIDS IN ABUJA

Hi Stella,

I am an avid reader of your blog for a very long time and I love the good work you are doing. I am a certified female home tutor in mathematics and other subjects. Dear parents, be rest assured that your child's grades will radically improve and he/she can compete with their peers and come out on top because our tutoring style is designed to expose them to the thought processes required to pass their exams with ease. Any BV in need of the services of a private home tutor, kindly reach me on privatefemaletutor@gmail.com. 

Please manage these 

Shoki Aah...

3448 8792 4186,

0938 6645 7161

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GREETINGS FROM AUSTRALIA.

Dear Stella 'Korks'

This is hoping you are doing excellent and changing lives as usual, God blessings a million fold to you.

I would have written sooner but for all the preparations before and after my move, first congratulations to the few lucky winners,thanks for accepting my little gifts and apologies to those who I didn't choose for the BeninGiveAway as well as the emails I didn't reply, I am positive that a lot more people will reach out to those who are in need ... The lady that picked up the fridge was so warm and gracious, hope she enjoys it.

My new life begins here in Australia and hopefully will be reaching out again some day soon ....

Please keep up the good work it's so refreshing to read your blog and yes I have a lot of catching up to do!!!

 God bless you and blog visitors

PS: Blog visitors in Australia can contact you for my information,would be nice to connect.

BeninGiveAwayGurl

Wish you all the best with your new life and handsome 'Oyi' hubby.

Anyone who wishes to hang out with her can contact me for her details

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BUNGALOW FOR SALE IN ABUJA

A 3bedroom bungalow sitting on a plot is up for quick sale at Kuje, Abuja. The property is less than 15 minutes drive from the Nnamdi Azikiwe International  Airport, Abuja at a very good location close to the Proposed Centenary City. Discounted Price for BVs: 8 Million naira only. You can't find a better deal cos its a direct link to seller,...Interested buyers should please call Princess on 08185922890 or email forsalehouse1@gmail.com.

recharge kards: 

6169 2768 3921

2813 8347 5841

2987 6983 9416

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SHOP FOR RENT

Dear Aunty Stella,

I trust that your day is going on fine and thank you for this opportunity

I have a well fitted shop in Surulere, nicely painted and with P.O.P that i will like to rent out to blog visitors at a give away price, i am moving locations to Abuja

It can also be used as an office space as it is a serviced complex, interested blog visitor should send me an email -sweetdesha@yahoo.com or call me 07011553196

10% of the proceed if deal is closed will be given to any blog visitor that you nominate.

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THANK YOU SOHPIAZDREAMZ

Hello Stella,  you are doing a great job and may God Bless you and the Bvs. I want to specially thank Bv sophiezdreamz for her generosity,she gave me a pair of lovely shoes. May God Bless you and perfect all that concerns you. Afflictions shall never rise against your mother and may her healing be permanent in Jesus' name Amen!

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SUPERNATURAL CHILDBIRTH E-BOOK

Dear Stella,

The world is filled with so many gory stories about infertility, pains of child birth, after child birth and it's like.

However, have we taken time out to find out what God really says concerning these issues?

I would like to share an e-book with BVs who are either trusting God for children, newly wedded, or already pregnant women. The e-book's called "Supernatural Childbirth" by Jackie Mize.

Interested BVs may write to me via - mrsakanni01@yahoo.com God bless you..

P.S- I know I would receive loads of emails and I'm bracing up for that, so BVs should be patient as everyone will receive theirs by God's grace.

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STELLA YOUR BLOG DON CAUSE WAHALA

Madam kork, how far? this your blog no go put person for trouble oo,. 

Na so I dey inside train, dey mind my own business, in short I dey think of my ex boyfriend wey I still love die, my eyes dey closed oo as I dey meditate, na so I rememba dat dead mama nnuku bag w‎ey you post that time, I con still rememba how mama nnuku aprokoh land am for police station, I con still rememba stella you must enjoy me......

 Stella na so I burst into laughter oo inside train wey everi one dey quiet, na em all these oyinbo con dey look me like say I don kolo ooo, when the look too much, I gat to respect myself before dem call 999 for my matter. LMFAO, I say make I tell you wetin your blog dey do person for London. 

‎Those thoughts from your blog made me forget the yeye ex boyfriend meditation sef.

From me to other adorable BVs, read too much of SDKs blog, it is healthy and makes you forget your sorrow and ex boyfriends. LOL.

LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!...That mama Nnuku amebo gist when land am for station,i remembered it the other day and just smiled too.

Mama Nnuku i know say you dey read for ghost mode.you don collect your new shoe from yesterday giveaway?

So that you go change your lady koi koi shoe.

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FREE BEADING TOOLS GIVEAWAY

Dearly Beloved BVS, i'm pleading in the name of God, anybody who has a free beading tools should please consider me, i've applied for lots of beading tools to enable me make beads and at least make small money for myself, buh none were granted, so i'm sending this open letter to any concerned BV who has a spare one, to please help me out.. I'll really appreciate it.. My mail,misspnqy7@gmail.com.. Thank you and God Bless you

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JOB OPENING

An indigenous Engineering company intends to employ Health and safety experts with bias in electrical power technology and who have enthusiasm, creativity and deep sense of commitment, and are willing to work in a fast paced environment. Candidates are invited to join our core team in the position below:

Health And Safety Expert (with a bias in electrical power technology)

Key Job Responsibilities

·  Conducts inspections, tests and certifications on workplace health and safety for licensed operators

·  Develops and supervises processes and procedures for Health & Safety Codes, Regulations, Manuals

·  Addresses hiccups; manages likely barriers and mitigate possible risks

·  Ensures compliance with the prescribed guidelines

·  Candidate will be based in Enugu

·  Travel will be required as projects will be around the eastern parts of Nigeria

Minimum Education And Experience

·  5 years practical experience

·  A degree or diploma in health and safety practice or related qualifications in Industrial Safety with a bias in electrical power technology

·  Good understanding of technical and engineering aspects of the Distribution and transmission of power and electricity

Core Skills

·  Technical Competencies in accident investigations, inspections and audits for distribution and transmission systems

·  Transmission line inspection

·  Knowledge in O and M, identification of hazards in distribution and transmission,
Safety rules and regulations, Safety audit, safe work Risk management practice

·  Project Management

Other skills

·  Candidate is expected to be a strong team player and communicator who can inform stakeholders in a professional manner of project goals, issues, risks.

·  Reliable, trustworthy and persistence.

·  Proficient in English, speaking, writing and listening.

·  Initiative and creativity - Ability to work with minimal supervision and takes ownership of work and makes suggestions for improvement.

·  Possesses a flexible approach to work.

·  Leadership - Demonstrates the ability to lead and direct others in accomplishing work.

·  Ability to analyze and solve problems.

·  Skills in organizing, prioritizing, and scheduling workflow.

·  Keen attention to detail.

Send your application to easternnigerianjobs@gmail.com within 1 week of this advert.

Regards,

Eastern Nigerian Jobs.

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Catering Service + Discounts + Shoki

Good day Stella and BVs

I know you're doing great.

I am a young caterer who is passionate about what she is doing, working hard trying to earn a living to support myself and family. I will like my fellow Bvs to patronise/refer me this Easter season.

We delight ourself in preparing lipsmacking and fingerlicking delicacies(African and Continental), small chops, Asun, bbq chicken/fish and chips, cocktails and Chapman for all events: weddings, birthdays, anniversaries, company parties (TGIF's,and Staff's lunch) etc.

Our services are affordable and blog visitors stand to get 10% off/10% for a referred sealed deal.

I can be reached on: 08139402499, 07013966339.

Thanks and God bless your kind heart.

CHOIIIIIIIII

Shoki for fastest thinkers/fingers:

Airtel:

1151 5-1735 0379 34+347

1087 2233+5 1513 2153+2

Glo:

247 5464 3+4248 5+25889

247 5461 0125+4 023(14-5)

Mtn

4+368 0552+1 2444

00(9-3)2 6711 (9-1)404

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GRATITUDE.

Godly morning Stella,

It's me the WIFE OF RUNAWAY HUSBAND CRIES FOR HELP in yesterdays post.

I want the house to help thank the two anonymous BVs that contacted me yesterday to help. Your immediate needs has attracted the attention of heaven. As you swiftly responded to my cry in your little ways, God will answer your prayers in bigger ways. I'm grateful.

Stella, you wouldn't understand the hope yesterdays post gave my children. Bit by bit we'll meet the rent. I'm indebted to this blog, of which I'd pay someday.

Thank you Stella, thank house.

I have deleted your email so i have to do this here.Please send me a mail attaching the first mail you sent me and your account number.I will send you 10k from the 50k Osasu Igbinedion gave to blog Visitors.

Please nobody should drop email address or sob stories here.I am picking four more people from that Rotterdam give away post.All the winners will be posted here before the week runs out.

Signing out...

StellaKORK

Blognalist/Social Entrepreneur