In House News On Wednesday

Good day!.

Tomorrow there will be an explosive on a confession by a blog visitor!

WATCH OUT....It will come out as a full post by 10am.

PLEA TO ANY EVENT VENDOR

Dear Stella of life my angel,

My name is Nelly Vee I will like to appeal to your heart to consider me, and use your platform to publish this my humble request, I know you receive millions of mails daily, please, mabinu, biko .

 I work on the Island what I receive does not go round, because is not much but I bless God I have a place than none,  I am Married and have 3  Children, my hubby does not care about me or  the education of the children or their well-being, I have to do what I can as a mother to make adequate provision for my lovely children and leave the rest for God.

I am a graduate from University of Nigeria, Nsukka, I have B.sc in business management, please my appeal is, any in-house SDK who is into interior decoration, Event planner, cake design, outdoor catering service etc, you have a job over the weekend and need someone to work with you, please I will like to be contacted, whatever I will be paid will be a big plus to me and my children.

I promise you that who ever that will invite/contact me to work with him/her will never regret it. I am industrious, diligent, intelligent, presentable, beautiful, goal-getter, fast learner, patient and above all God fearing.

I need an additional income to support my salary, please nothing is too small, I believe there is dignity in Labour.

I shall be expecting your call  to 08023555869

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HAPPY 7TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO BLOG VISITORS MR N MRS OLAFIMIHAN

Hello Stella, how are you doing? Great I guess,I am a fan but my wife is a bigger fan. Its our 7th anniversary tomorrow. I will appreciate a shout out to her. Her name is Nene Olafimihan.

God bless you both and thank you for being blog visitors.Una go celebrate today?my gift to you both is that God continues to bless your union with understanding and whatever binds you together should remain tied together.

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HOUSE NEEDED/N5K GIVE AWAY

Hello Stella. I'm a big fan of your blog and how you have used it to touch lives. Just like the saying "do what you can with what you have where you are". I comment infrequently with my full name so I wont say.

Please my sister and her husband are searching for an apartment. They just did their introduction and have their wedding set for later in the year. They really need a place to move into as the rent has almost expired where he currently lives(my sis doesnt like the place at all). They are looking for a 2-bedroom and their budget is 500k including agent and everything. location needed is Surulere, Lagos.

They can be reached at hector4troy@yahoo.com

 Thanks a lot.

Also I would like to give out a sum of 5000 to someone who really needs it. Preferably a student or fellow corp member. Its small but thats my Corper's mite. Lol.Send an email to smiley4sizzle@yahoo.com if you really need the 5k

Many thanks again.

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AMEBO GIST (PART TWO)

READ PART ONE HERE

Hullo BVs I don land again.

Bro Cee is not based in Nigeria. He came to the country for his cousin's wedding and it was a big family affair. Everyone wanted him to marry a girl back home but his major complain has been that naija girls too tear eye. So on that day of the phone call he was already at the airport waiting for his flight out of the country. If my dear sis had called 10 minutes later he would have boarded the plane then and his phone would have been switched off. 

Immediately my friend told me about their affair I was really sceptical about it. But we all kept praying and sis said she felt it in her bones that she had his missing rib. I say how fine boy like this never marry since but after all our snooping and investigation he came clean.

From there it was trips outside the country to see him. I asked my friend she say nothing happen at all. And they sleep on the same bed. Hian! Na so I sharply advise her make she take style use hand brush bros kondo to make sure say Na correct man. Na so she report back say as them lie down she con do as I talk. Bros strong for dat side kokoroko and he even confessed say to hold body is driving him crazy so make them fast forward the wedding.

Sis Bee refused to make me her chief bridesmaid say my belle too big after 2 kids. But as her paddy I was the executive planner. We planned a big wedding. Even though we weren't in the same town her planner had to run most ideas through me. My friend is just too modest and her bobo got money mehn!

All of a sudden everyone wanted to be her friend. Especially all those runs girls in our hall of residence. Dem wan attend so dat dem go catch der own American bobos. All plans were in place for the wedding remain for me to travel to her base to join her. My husband just spoil my plans.He said I won't leave days ahead so that I won't go for the bachelor's eve. And another condition that I must not lodge in the hotel with the other guests say make I go my brother house because my Bro lives in that town. I had to abide by his rules oh even though me and that my brother wife no like each other. 

Na so I land Friday afternoon went to the hotel first to see all my goons. It was a reunion of sorts. My friend was glowing. She was in love. From der I carry my load go my Bro house before my husband call me. As I enter house I greet the wife as warmly as I can muster. Open fridge to collect water it was filled with different brands of alcohol. I ask my sis in law say weda dem get party she said no say Na so my Bro dey gather his friends during weekends for night of booze. As I dey chop she say make we open one bottle of brandy to drink say make we experience wetin men dey enjoy for alcohol. I told her I wasn't interested say I wan catch my beauty sleep so that wen I land for wedding tomoro I be looking frosh. Na so I carry go sleep. 

My Bro got home at almost midnight that time I don reach lala land. The next thing he rushed to my room. He was clearly frightened. Wetin happen? He couldn't speak coherently. All I could pick was my wife my wife. I rushed to their room. My Brother's wife was crawling on the floor and mumbling some things I can't comprehend. My Bro tried talking to her even me sef make attempt. This woman didn't even seem to recognise our presence. My Bro begin cry oh. Carry phone dey call my papa say I'm wife don run mad. He called his wife's mum too. That woman Na prayer warrior. If she see cockroach for house instead of insecticide Na anointing oil she dey sprinkle on dem because according to her the enemy can use anything.

I could hear her screaming in the background. Then it dawned on me. I was the major suspect. How come I entered the house and that same day madness started. Na so I put hand for head begin cry. I call my elder sis. This was at about 1am in the night . She rush pick phone say wetin happen? I say Sister mi, aiye mi ti baje! 

A beg make una pardon me. I go complete the gist tomorrow this part of it was a real trauma. Even as I write I wan begin cry again. It was a very long night for me.

Stella and my fellow BVs una must to enjoy me!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

China iPhone Amebo why you dey behave like nau?I never see gist when hold me for work like this oooh and as i dey look am so you go drag us like this till weekened,just remember say Saturday and Sunday no in house news oooh.

LMAO@ AIYE MI TI BAJE.

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Desperately In Need Of An Apartment

Please I am in desperate need of a 2/3 bed apartment. Around Amuwo/Festac environs. I am relocating from the East and my rent expires in a week's time. I have being searching but I keep seeing 600k and above and I have 300 to 400k. My office is around Amuwo so it will be beautiful to get an apartment around there. Please fellow bvs help one of your own.

My email address is chijiokeenyioma@gmail.com

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BEWARE OF THIS MAN

Good afternoon Stella kork,I read Yesterday's IHN, where one BV said we should beware of one Olaitan, Stella do you know this guy contacted me 2 days ago only for him to tell me that his friend from OAU gave him my bbm pin,but I know he was lying cos I dont know anyone from there.I knew he saw my bbm from the single and mingle post. please I will love if the bv wiill check this pix if he's the one. He told me he's a banker and that he worships at Cannan land. He gave me his Facebook account as Olaitan Jacob Omootemi. LADIES BEWARE 

PIC TAKEN OUT COS HE CONTACTED ME EXPLAINING.

This is the same pic the other BV sent to me,i didnt post it because i was trying to avoid posting a pic i wasnt sure of......I guess the other BV from yesterday was right.Ladies please watch out oh.

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VACANCY FOR LAWYERS

Dear StellaKork,

I trust you are doing well. We are recruiting again o. Please find the advert details below so that BV's who are interested can apply.

One Love.

Vacancy in a non-profit Organization

The Organization is seeking an exceptional candidate to fill an existing vacancy for the under-listed position. The position is based in the organization’s office in Lagos.

Counsel in its Legal Access Programme

Core Skills and Responsibilities

• The candidate should be able to, and have a hands-on experience in conducting litigation in trial and appellate courts. He or she must demonstrate strong advocacy/litigation skills and must have practiced before the High courts National Industrial Court and the Court of Appeal. S/he will provide legal advisory services to clients, prepare depositions of both expert and other witnesses, and argue applications.
   
• In addition to practicing law and litigating cases in a variety of practice areas, s/he must have particularly conducted litigation to enforce fundamental rights and have strong knowledge of procedural rules for remedying infringements of human rights.  

• Be very knowledgeable in international and regional human rights law and how they apply to Nigeria.
   
• Possess extraordinary strategic forensic skills, and be adept in using a variety of available and strategic procedures to advance client’s causes.   

Requirements

• 1st degree in Law, Must also be called to the Nigerian Ba;
• NYSC certificate or a certificate of waiver.
• At least five (4) years post call experience is essential.
• Must have excellent research, drafting, writing and communication skills.
• Ability to lead a litigation team
• Ability to work with very minimal or no supervision
• Able to meet set targets under pressure

Method of Application

Interested and qualified candidates who meet the above criteria should send in an application by e-mail attaching cover letters, C.V and scanned copies of their relevant certificates to applications@accesstojustice-ng.org

Remuneration:   N90, 000 monthly

 Application deadline: 31st March, 2015.

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STELLA ON COCA COLA..LMAO

''Stella,I walked into a coke company today and told them how you wished that your name be written on a coke bottle. And alas,they requested for your name and I wrote "Stella Dimoko- Korkus'' if by play by play dem come send am,how I go give you now? 

LMAO

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Entrepreneurship TRAINING 

Fellow blog visitors, in line with Typearls events and craft's policy to create free wealth and empower others willing to learn a new skill. Our monthly free trainings continues this saturday,this month  we will be doing a training on beading and wire-works. Come with your beads and tools to learn different designs including Abuja connection. Time: 10am-4pm . Venue: 7 Oshin street, Alausa busstop. Oregun road. Ikeja. Date: 21st Sat. To  participate , send your name , number and email to 08038454123 or typearls@gmail.com. 

N:B. The date was brought forward because of the elections on 28th March. Attached are pictures from previous training.

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THE FEAR OF COMPUTER VILLAGE......

Hello lovely Stella... Sdk lovers , I hail una ooh.. I am a fellow SDK lover and I have a proposition for all those scared of buying fake or over priced products from computer village. The fear of computer village is the the beginning of wisdom... Lol.. I am quite honest and have been in the phone industry for years.  If you need a new phone, laptop , tablets,power banks, etc..  Or on the alternative, fairly  used ones phones and laptops, I can also get them for you at cheaper prices you can trust..  For all your phone issues, please call me on 

08037185872.   Fear of computer village is over.... Gbenga.

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Happy Birthday Blog Visitor Nchelem Haoma, 

Nchelem is from Port Harcourt, Rivers State and today is her birthday.

She says........

''Hi sis Stella,

Hurray it's my birthday. 

Abeg post dis my fine picture for your blog as baba God don add one year to my life ooo, make I follow you dey happy dey go.''

You fine no be lie,like your eyes and you get Angelina Jolie kinda sexy pomo lips..lol

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Lily Exclusive Fabrics Sales/Giveaway

Good day Stella love.

 I will love to give 3yards each of this 2 beautiful chiffon

fabrics to 2 BVs in Lagos.

 I also have these beautiful fabrics for sale as follows:

* Vile sequins(red)3 1/2yards

*Silk sequins(green)3 1/2yards

*Cord Lace(Peach)2 1/2yards

*Fancy lace(Pink$gold)3 1/2yards

       I will sell at a discount price to my fellow BVs,very affordable.

 Contact:Lilianchychy1@gmail.com

*Kisses to you stellalove

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Re: HELP ME........ SEX WANTS TO RUIN MY MARRIAGE

Thank you so much for posting my mail. I really learnt a lot from the comments section although some BV'S made a caricature of the situation. The ideal solution was to have a heart to heart talk with him. Make I nack you tory.

I was flying the red flag last week, so no show for Oga, intermittently he kept crying out, "my phallus is full oh, my phallus is full oh". I just bone, in my mind I said no shaking. Let me rest jor.

Late last week, I sent him the link. He was able to read it over the weekend after I reminded him. Bros was just laughing, calling the guy a bad guy not knowing it was him. He even said whether the man wants to kill the woman. 

Later that night, I approached him calmly, saying that was actually my predicament. The guy just cold, for a couple of minutes he was mute. He then  promised to tone down the tempo after apologizing.

Its a work in progress, am happier now and gradually overcoming that phobia. Once in a while we will do it the crazy way.

 Thank you Stella and all the lovely BV'S.

One Love. 

Hhahahaahahahahahahaahahah this is what i call punk'd love making!..happy that your kinikan now has some peace!..lol

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CEMENT FOR SALE

Hello Blog visitors.

Recently,my hubby and I decided to go into cement business, to be able to make ends meet.my hubby works in a cement company, and since am not employed, i will like bvs that are into contract to contact me, especially those in the North central region i.e Abuja,Kogi ,Kwara,Benue and also Ekiti, and Osun.

We only deals in trailer load and I have a good deal for interested buyers. ‎pay on delivery option is also available.contact me on ‎2BC520E9

Thanks Stella,hope to be a blessing on this blog soonest.love you like kilode

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School fees increment in university of Port Harcourt

SDK please I want to plead with you to bring this to the awareness of the general public. I am a student of university of Port Harcourt(supposedly a federal school) but since my admission in 2010 school fees has been on the icrease. My school fees presently for 500l (final year) is 63400 (in a federal school).Dentistry 500l is paying over 100k.

Please I want to use this medium to call the general public to come to our aid here(SUG are not helping matters here o). Secondly please if you know anyone coming to UNIPORT to study let them endeavour to have a lot of cash or better still go to less expensive federal schools (I recommend UNIBEN). Note; Federal Universities are suppose to be the cheapest universities in Nigeria.

Shuo!....I thought Federal University fees is a uniform price?na wah oh!

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HAIR GIVEAWAY.

Stella Boo, Stella Bae, Stella sugar. I salute your ministry. Started 2015 as a blog visitor and ever since I "accidentally" stumbled upon your blog, I've been an ardent reader. Week after week I watched as other bv's recieved "Richard" cards and other goodies...At a point I just gave up the chase and kept on loving the content of your blog (I gain each day I visit here either through laughs or chronicles etc)...until last week I received  a 12" Cambodian Curl -FREE! All through your blog!. Indeed delay is not denial....I'm so happy and even more grateful  to Unique Hairs. She's so sweet and kind, with such an angelic voice, gosh. I received it through a BV in Port-Harcourt named Sarah. Thanks Mrs Korkus....You just inspired me to keep giving. xx SUGARELLA xx

PS. You can follow Unique Hairs BB channel on C0029972A

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WIFE WANTED.

Good day Stella,

I am one of your contributors on your blogsite.my name Is Kingsley Nze,I

will be 32yrs old on April 19th,I am based in Lagos and currently works

with an IT firm in ikoyi.

I am from Imo state.i wasn't able to post my

message on singles to mingle platform on Sunday due to my

engagement.please I want a lady between 23-29 for a serious relationship

that will lead to marriage.

I am 6.1ft tall,a Lil macho,handsome,caring

and God fearing.my kind of girl should come from South East or South

South,she must be at least good looking,a bit tall or average,must have

swag and fashion conscious and must be a graduate,any complexion is

allowed.

My kind of work doesn't give me room to mingle that's why I

want to use your platform to try my luck on who gotta be my wife.

please help me stella I will appreciate..thanx..my contacts:BBM pin 2BC1A12F

Email: kingsleynze83@gmail.com....thank you

Stella..more grease to SDK

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BUSINESS IDEA WITH 50K

Hello Stella,

Hope you are well?

Could you kindly place this in IHN? Thank you so much.

I'm looking to start up a business with 50,000 naira. However I'm in need of BVs to advise me on this as I do not want to waste hard earned money.

Please BVS share your ideas with me, I'll be very grateful. 

Thanks Stella, God Bless You.

P.S: I've already scrapped the idea of clothes, shoes and bags.

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ITEMS FOR SALE.

Greetings my dear Stella,you are doing a great job and for that God will continue to bless you and your entire household. I have these items for sale. The black shoe is size 38 and goes for 4k, while the red bag 3k and the shirt is XL and goes for 3k. I would have loved to give them out but I really need the money. I stay at Area 1 Garki Abuja. Those interested can reach me on 08178323730. God bless you all. 

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AMEBO GIST

 Good day Aunty Stella and my fellow BVS. Abeg make una no vex as I go like knak my tori for pigin.

Dis morning as I wake around 6:00 say make I pray naim I say make I check my phone I just see miss kall of my friend around 12:10 like 3times I kon dey wonder say wetin happen. I try call am back she no pick na so I rush pray come go check am for her yard as we be neighbour.

Hmmm! When I get der na so she knack tori for me oo say yesterday a friend call am say him dey stranded say shey him fit come sleep for her side na so she talk say no wahala (thank God her other friend no dey)and na room and parlour she dey stay. Na so bros come Ooo dem enter room dey talk na so bros sleep go( for her mind na say make bros sleep for chair but as bros don sleep she come think say no wahala as e be say na brother she dey call am.

At around 11:50 na so bros begin dey rub am for leg she look say wetin be dis she adjust again bros do the same thing she come stand up go toilet so bros go no say she don wake.

My people instead make bros stop na lie ooo he begin rub am for hand na so my friend vex go parlour go stay all the while her purse and heart beat na elele as e be say my friend na virgin and nothing dey before between her and bros way go come be say na bros go Enjoy that thing. Bros sef respect himself inside room come dey send message say him no mean harm say make she come sleep back. As she no gree early momo around 5:00am bros just say him dey go he do like say nothing happen. Hmmm what if devil finish him work

Abeg my fellow young ladies make we no trust anybody ooo say na my friend I sabi am na lie ooo for night nobody sabi anybody oooo.

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CAKE VENDOR NEEDED

Good day all, please Stella i need any cake designer for my friends birthday coming up on 4th next month. Please i don't want an expensive cake oooo. 

Kindly add me on 7f2745f6.

Stella Nwa Mama, Thanks so much! Peace be with you. 

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Wedding Dress For Sale

Hi Stella

I have this ivory colour ball wedding gown for sale. Bought it for 85k but for Bvs will be selling it for 60k. It's in very good condition just as seen in the pic. Size 12 but can be adjusted to fit a slightly bigger person from the back. Includes a Jacket and veil. Interested buyers can contact me via email chizzy2nice@yahoo.com

OMG Beautiful wedding dress!

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Thanks TO BV BLACKBARBIEMAMA1

I want to thank Bv blackbarbiemama who blessed me with baby jumper and kiddies cloth last week.May God continue to bless her and increase her on every side.Thanks Stella for using this platform to reach out. Attached are the pictures of the lovely gifts she blessed me with.

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JOB POSTING FROM A BLOG READER

Hi Stella,

Hope you are having a fab day. I’m a mega, supernova fan of your Blog, can’t count how many times I refresh it daily….No wonder my data always finishes before expiry date…Hehe

Anyways, although I have a really good 9 to 5 job, I have always been business minded. Been an entrepreneur since pry school. Over the past few months, I logged out of the business world to concentrate on my career, but I AM BACK. I am starting up a small business which would be based in Unilag. I would need to hire 2 workers, preferably one male and one female, who should live around Yaba, Shomolu, Akoka, Onike, Bariga and environs for easy mobility to and from the business location; and I decided to throw open the opportunity to SDKers before considering any outsiders. I appreciate how we all assist each other on your blog like one big family.

The candidates should be friendly, able to communicate well in English, and should be ready to work and help expand the business in the nearest future. The salary isn’t too bad, and there are bonuses based on daily sales.

Interested candidates can call me on 08187191224. Leave a text if unavailable, I’d call right back.

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HIV RAPIST STRIKES BV'S FRIEND

A blog visitor sent me a mail that her friend was raped by someone who was HIV positive.I asked her how she knew and she said her friend went to the hospital for a clean up after the rape and the semen tested positive and when the guy was confronted he owned up that he knew he had the virus....

Meaning he wanted to deliberately infect her.

The BV says her friend tested negative and was worried and didnt know what to tell her.

Please Ladies dont even let yourself be caught in any situation that will result to rape,some people are really wicked!..SMH.

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GRANDMA WITH CANCER NEEDS HELP.

Dear Angel Stella,

  God bless you over for all humanitarian works. You are really sowing a great seed for your future and your family. I am an ardent follower of your humble blog but I have not really had a cause to send you may but I always enjoy what you are doing. Do keep it up.

  Please ST. I have a case that is giving me sleepless nights. There is one Grandma that lives right opposite my compound with her 3 orphaned grand children,all in Primary school. In my little capacity,being a charity person I always bless them with food, foodstuff, money, clothes most especially d orphaned kids. Stella dear, recently this same mama came down with cancer of the breast! So painful! To cut d story short,she commenced her Chemo treatment last month at UCH Ibadan. She just did the second session last week and back yet to recover from it. All the treatment she had had so far were funded by collective effort which I solicited for from neighbours and the church too.

 She will be going for surgery in two weeks time and the daughter told me it will take them about #300.000. With accommodation and treatment,and she is really tensed up because no hope of where the money will come from, I learnt that cancer treatment needs to be done accordingly without missing the time. She is already panicking.

 ST, please am just using this medium to solicit for help from the ever kind BVs. No matter how small pls help the dying woman and as you sow, you are sowing away cancer from your life and family and God almighty will amazingly bless you.

 Stella dear, you can verify this mail as you like to ascertain the authenticity of what am saying. Please help me publish it on in-house news. Anybody that wishes to see her should feel free to contact me with this Email add: irujes@yahoo.com or if you have an NGO that caters for cancer patients.

  

Angel Stella please let the almighty God use this blog to help this grandma and kids, by just publishing it. I keep hurting anytime I sight these kids and I keep thinking of what will become of them if God forbid anything happens to their grand ma, because their parents are late.

Thanks and keep doing the good work and God will keep lifting your horns. Remain blessed always.

Yours truly,

irujes@yahoo.com

If and when i authenticate your story,i will also contribute my widows mite to her treatment...who wants to save grandma?lets do it.Please call 08033348888
to verify before you give anything.Ask to speak with grandma.




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CAREER OPPORTUNITY

Hello Stella,

Trust your day is going on fine?

Our client, an International Business school specializing in teaching UK accredited Masters and Undergraduate degree programmes as well as online Executive education programme is seeking experienced personnel for its growing business.

Marketing & Admissions Officer

Reports to:        Admissions Manager

Responsibilities:

§  Implement strategic marketing plan for the school;

§  Develop and maintain strategic partnership aimed at increasing number of school admission per program;

§  Program marketing;

§  Increasing school outreach;

Minimum Requirements

§  A first degree in business related discipline;

§  1year experience in similar role in Service/Consulting/Education;

§  Good understanding of UK educational system;

§  Must be willing to travel;

§ Preferably Male.

Thaks so much.

Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CV to bolanle.ayowealth@gmail.com

Thank you. 

Signing out.....

SterraKORK.