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HOUSEHOLD ITEMS FOR SALE AT GIVEAWAY PRICES

I have these brand new,good quality household items (Rice cookers,toasters,blenders,pot sets,dinner sets,glassware,kettles,etc) to give out at an unbelievable price.The pictures are attached below.I am relocating temporarily from Lagos by the end of the month and I could really do with the cash.This would be particularly beneficial to any one who has a household items shop as I am offering these items with a huge discount. The location is Ajah,Lagos.

Interested persons can reach me on victoria.chukwuka@yahoo.com or 07011798095

Country people,make una manage this small shoki dem,una doh oh!

Thanks,

Victoria.

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ADIRE LOUNGE GIVEAWAY

Hello stella,

I just started my fabric tie and dye (adire) company And I will like to do a give away of 4yards of cotton, 3yards of chiffon and 3yards of our silk tie and dye.

Send a mail to adirelounge@gmail.com stating the fabric you want and why you love adire fabric.

Lagos residents will be given utmost priority .

For designers, accessories, people who do Beddings ‎etc who want our fabrics should check out our new collection of fabrics on instagram (@adirelounge) . 

We also make custom orders and collect fabrics to dye. 

ps : Blue and white stripes is cotton

         Blue and teal  Is chiffon

         pink and yellow is silk

Thank you

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AMEBO GIST OH...

Good day to you madam Stella of Life. Abeg, I have amebo gist for you. After reading today's gist and laughing so hard, I was prompted to say mine. I am a single mum of 3 beautiful children and used to live in Dublin before I relocated to London. Madam Stella, no be small thing oh. You know say for this obodo oyibo you not fit leave pikin for house comot especially if them be underage children but sometimes I dey leave my children for house if I wan go do shopping as my 1st pikin be almost 15 years old.

 Anyway, back to the matter, this past weekend na so my children tell me say them wan tell me something but make I promise them say I no go vex for them if I hear the thing. Omo na so fear begin catch me. Them come ask me whether I remember the time whey my child minder no come for one saturday like that wey I dey go my shop and I come leave them for house tell them say make them no open door for anybody? Na so I say yes. Them come tell me say when I comot them open door for their friends wey press bell. Stella ehn, if you see the shock wey enter my body ehn, because my children are the quiet type. As I still dey recover from that shock, them come ask me whether I remember the cat wey dey always siddon for my door mat wey I dey always cast and bind? Na him I say yes.

Stella, you see ehn, when I move into that house, na so one black cat come begin dey sit for my door mat, my sister, no be small thing oh. For complete 2 years plus wey I take live for that house, I no dey sleep for night. Na so the cat go dey cry like new born baby. Wetin I no do? Na prayer? or even fasting, including dry fasting I no do? Infact, if I dey drive come house I go don see the cat dey wait for my mat. Na him I go begin shout HOLY GHOST FIRE!!! DIE BY FIRE!!!. All my friends sef know this cat. I pour am anointing oil sotey, all my anointing oil finish. My church people even join me pray about this cat matter.  Even my childminder come bring anointing oil wey she say dem give am on top prayer mountain for Nigeria. She tell me say she give the cat 3 days say him go die, but for where? na that time the cat begin cry the more. One day he remain small make I pour am hot water, na him my children begin shout say na animal cruelty and police fit arrest me, them come beg me say make I no pour am hot water say them go join me begin pray make the cat disappear. After some days, I no come see the cat again come begin rejoice say God don finally answer prayer, put the enemy to shame. 

Stella, I no Know say the cat don port go the garden for backyard. By this time I don already give up, come dey thank God say I kukuma dey leave the house as he don reach time wey I go move go London. Stella ehn, this past weekend, na so my children tell me say no be any enemy send that cat say na them dey give am food everyday. Them come even tell me say cheese and ham na the cat favourite food, say that time wey I dey always ask them how come the cheese and ham dey quick finish say na them dey give the cat chop.

Omo see shock for my body! 

 I weak! To worsen everything, them come say the time wey the cat comot for front go backyard, say na because them begin feed am for backyard. I come begin laugh so tey I almost piss for body. The only thing wey I still dey think be say how them take feed the cat for 2 years plus wey I know even see traces of food for floor or even catch them? Na him be say the cat be real winch abi I lie? 

LMAO.....Na everyday cat dey cry follow me here.Animals be like human being here.The third street from mine dia cat get bed and plate and spoon and even winter jacket sef..LMAO!

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BOOKS TO GIVE AWAY.

I have some books to give to BVS living in lagos. Ikorodu to be precise because of the distance. They are mostly romance novels for those interested. Authors like Danielle steel, nora robert, jackie collins etc in short the books plenty. So if you are interested let me know.

And please if there is any one with a catering school at ikorodu please do email me . It should be affordable abeg.

Anyone with a school looking for an intelligent,diligent and hard working teacher. Should email me too. I have got NCE and BSC.

All emails should be addressed to Dazzlesings@yahoo.com

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AMEBO GIST - HMM NA WAH OOOO

Good day mrs korkus, I just want to let you know na you wey dey charge my battery full in olamide's voice #no homo# Abeg chop kiss and ehug!

 My fellow bvs I greet una! Dis Amebo gist fit get season 2. Well on a very hot afternoon I dey inside my house dey sweat, no be say light no dey o, but the voltage dey low, and my fan dey make noise, d thing self don due for retirement. Na so I begin hear shout "madam leave her now" "you go wound her o" fiam as I hear that one I don reach gate to get d details, na so I see two confirmed married women, they exchange blows. Finally some good samaritans separate the fight. As e be say I know one of the ladies, I come dey form concerned fellow,"Haba mama T E never reach street fight na, Abeg no let devil use you " na d only thing wey I talk o, Mama T :no tell me about devil, today I ready to be d devil's tool. 

I come drag her go corner finally ask wetin happen . Na there I hear some shocking gist. D gist be say, mama T catch DH on top the other woman red handed, according to her she was on her way to the market when she saw her husband pure water truck in

 front of one his colleagues house, she stopped by to request for extra money for foodstuff because he claimed he didn't have money that morning until after he sells the first truck of water. Na so mama T open door meet the husband ontop woman dey sweat, she just vex pack their clothes. Na so she come outside begin shout for neighbors to come out and see, people come dey beg make she free them their clothes. After she give them the clothes, na so the husband begin beat her, before dem rescue her. 

The husband vex carry him truck drive out, na him mama t go hijack the other woman, na so she begin mix the woman gboo,gbaa d way them they mix cake. After the fight, later in d evening the other woman husband don come arrest mama T... meanwhile mama T husband don throw her things out,hin they boast say he no go bail her...but I dey sure say the woman never tell the truth.wetin una think say go happen when mama T explain for station?  ghen ghen.....  we are nothing

 but..... to be continued. Even me I can't wait to get the full gist.

This one na heavy gbege!...so she is paying the price for reacting to finding her man untop another woman?She should have just walked away and dealt with him silently..LMAO!

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COCA COLA NAMES ON CAN FEVER IS STILL ON

Stella,My hubby and i got our names from Coca cola and trust me,  I have helped to market them without pay. Its so interesting that I carry them about and show people and they rush to buy looking for their names. Coca cola na the koko. Now I am sure my name is in the book of life. Dont worry they will send your own for sure.

Make una share with me abeg!

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LONG LASTING LIP GLOSS RECEIVED FROM DAVID BALLER

Dear Mrs. Korkus,

Thank you for the good job you are doing with your blog, may the good Lord continue to give you the strength to carry on.

Please I want you and my fellow BVS help me say a word of prayer for David Baller, I just received the LONG LASTING LIP GLOSS giveaway and I am very happy, Stella he even included MAGICAL EYEBROW-STYLE for me oh!

BVS abeg make una patronize David Baller because this one na original, i don test am for DH white shirt and the shirt still dey kakaraka.

David Baller, God will continue to bless your business in Jesus Name. Whatever good thing you lay your hands on must surely prosper.

Stella, may God continue to bless your hustle in Jesus Name.

Thank you.

You test am for your DH white 'shat' and e still 'white?LMAO...#sidechicksrushingtopatronisedavidballer....

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Little Token thanking God for my mom's renewed health

 I want to give out a few fashion pieces to thank God for my mom's renewed health, I will attach the pictures in this mail I dunno how we will pick people who it should be given to, But it's only for those in Lagos since I stay in lagos.  

Two of the bags are from Asos, One is Viviq. All the sizes of the footwears are on the pictures and the animal print flats is a size 5/38. ‎It's not much but I'm giving it out with so much Joy in my heart.

 Kind regards.

ophiezdreamz@yahoo.com

Her Story will be out in Chronicles of HOPE on Sunday..watch out!

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WHO KNOWS?

Weldone dearest Stella,God bless your good works.please help me ask if any bv knows anything about Chinabestbella wigs.I keep getting mails from them and would want to start a human hair business with them.I want to know if its a genuine company.wouldnt mind if any bv who is into the business can introduce me to his/her dealer.I can be reached on sommy4real71@yahoo.com

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SINGLES MINGLE RAPTURE..LOL

Stella Kork, 

Hope you are great.

You won't believe how this your BV deleted me! Dear Lawd! He actually told me about 'rapture'.. you know when you are typing and get deleted! Lol. It was so funny, I had neither experienced it nor heard of it! I didn't know that was his near plan. After having a clown like chat (of course I stated in the S&M post that I just needed both females and males to chat with), I never believed I could be deleted shaa, lol!. I am also one crazy person, I wish I had his pin, add him again and 'rapture' him. :) 

Well, Stellz, tell Sir Evo Dee (that's his DN) that I appreciate his last night funny company. And that it was harsh to practice the near rapture with me. Why me? 

*Clears throat*

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APPRECIATION

Hi Stella Korks..... Hii Bv's.... Well I just want to Thank a very special someone.... Bv Favour.... She came through for me.
 Last month, I pleaded for some clothes for school and this angel helped out with the little she had... Favour dear your cup will never run dry. As you blessed me, may you continue to be blessed.... Stella darl those who have cursed/ said evil of you will turn around to praise and bless you... Because of this medium you use to reach out to the underprivileged, your generations shall never know want...

LONG LIVE SDK

LONG LIVE BV FAVOUR

LONG LIVE SDK BLOG

LONG LIVE ALL BV'S.....

Ps: I attached some pics....

Awwww.thanks BV Favour!..God bless and return the favour.

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LAND FOR SALE

Hi stella of life,please my family is in a big financial mess and will

love to sell some pieces of land in my mums possession(she is an

agent).please all am asking is for my fellow bv family to patronise

her.stella it will go a long way because any moment from now we will

be thrown out of our house as the owners will want to start

renovation.she promises to give out a hundred thousand(100,000) to help

the needy on sdk's blog if she sells the land.here are the details of

the land below:

   3000smetrs           25,million naira

   600smetrs             12 million naira.

this particular one has a fence,foundation and enough blocks to cover the needed building inside.

    800smetrs               10 million naira

    700smetrs               8million naira

    600smetrs               3million naira.

the land is located at arab road kubwa abuja.FCT.we can be reached on 08038657509

N:B all the above listed are fenced already except the one of 3million.

 thanks Stella  

God go do am for una in Jesus name!

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BLOG VISITOR MRS FINEFACE GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY BOY YESTERDAY.

Stellastica, well done ooo

it's blog visitor Mrs fine face. Stella I gave birth yesterday , hey women are soo strong oo, I saw hell yesterday but thank God it ended in praise. I gave birth yesterday 18th March . my prince is soo cute

. blog visitors thank God for me.

Congrats darling.

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BLOG VISITOR BROUHAHA - MAKE UNA JUDGE MATTER ABEG

Good morning stella.

 Am a regular visitor and reader of your blog. Please I want to know if I was wrong on this and fellow reader's view also. 

In Dec 2013, the entrance to my gate, was broken by my landlady because according to them, they were instructed to do a gutter to channel erosion so as not to make the road been flooded. When this was about carried out,we the tenants were not put in the picture. My hubby went down to do something and he met a scene so he had to drive out cos if he did't that meant he won't be able to drive out again. This went on.....

so fast forward to march,my hubby went to meet her and asked her what was happening and she claimed 3 persons she approached to work for her disappointed her. A week later,she now called my hubby for house rent age bill and we paid by month ending, so suddenly, they brought the sand,blocks and other things and they now finally got a labourer. And all along I was pregnant and I had to jump cross the water to the road and it was not funny at all. Even when the work started it was slow and I was forced to ask the engineer what was happening and he said my landlady refused to release money for they job, A job they bargained 200k that he was only paid 35k. 

There was a day, as I was about jumping I fell and injured my leg and I was like,we paid for house rent and its not for free, why all this nonsense. So I went to meet my landlady, she was not around and I talked to the husband and explained how I fell with my pregnancy and the man said they were trying,that the engineer‎ refused to work. I told the man this is ABSURD and that if it was where i was  coming from this won't happen that they should do something different and the man picked offence, and told me to get out from his compound. The job was finally completed in June 2014. So I greeted my landlady and she didn't answer but someone else did and she answered. So September last year they brought a quick notice that we should evacuate the house though the house rent will expire March 2015. I want to know if my confrontation was wrong.

Thanks Stella and May God bless you real Good.

Your confrontation was not wrong but maybe the words you used was wrong,abeg i no dey there,no ask me question.

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NYSC HELP ASAP!

Hi! Good day stella, Trust you are good! Please am a prospective batch A corper, have been mobilized for NYSC by my school but am having issues. The problem is my Department filled in a wrong Jamb Reg No for me, now am having duplicate Jamb number. Been to School for help to no avail. Please ‎is there anyone that work or know who works in NYSC office in abuja that can help? My email is easygoing20000@gmail.com. Thanks stella

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LIVE AMEBO

Hi Stella Kork...

Make i do small amebo dis afternoon

I was at Iyanoba enroute to Egbeda at exactly 12:30pm when i heard women shouting ''ah awon oloopa oloshi' 'wo oni kuro ni ibi leni'(they won't leave here today), A mob was already gathering. 

According to eye witness account, a bus driver brushed a mopol van and they asked the bus driver to stop, but he didn't rather he tried to escape by running away, so one of the mopol guy shot at him and the bullet hit a woman on her leg who was hawking bottled water on the road..

Omo na so all the area boys gather ooh, blocked the road and didn't allow the mopol, the woman and the bus leave the scene, somehow one of the mopol got the key to the bus that brushed their van and drove away speedily with the woman and a few persons in the bus, they probably went to the hospital. 

Attached below are the small pictures i could snap, I was scared for my life and that of my phone!

You were scared for the life of your phone?hahahahahahah

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- Car hire services

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- Flight booking services

- Errands and Home supplies

- Make-up/Barbing (Home service)

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- House party consultancy/MC

- Hotel reservations services and tour guide.

We bring our services to your doorstep. Client catchment area are;

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AMEBO GIST PART 3

Stella sorry this is coming late my Internet is acting up badly plus my tight schedule ain't helping matters.

My fellow BVS unable use style like amebo sha. No problem I will be on the look out for gist.

Back to the matter. Hmmmmmmmm..... My papa tell my Bro to rush his wife to hospital that night so I was left alone with the kids at home. My sis tried to console me say since my hands clean God will vindicate me. I couldn't even sleep all through. I was calling my brother's phone the guy no pick call. Day break wedding Don start I still dey house with children. The baby of the house was really cranky crying for his mum since he didn't know me. My brother's mother in law called her daughters phone and told me she was on her way. She didn't fail to remind me that everything and arrow sent to her daughter will go back to sender. I join her say amen since my hands clean.

No so I just dey by my phone. All my friends just dey update social media. Make up artiste Don finish work for their face. I was just staring at my 55k aso ebi wen I take 17k sew(my friend refused to do aso ebi so we joined her mum's clique). We also had another dress for the reception which we planned to change into after church service. I was just staring at my outfits dey cry. Even all those mogbo moya from our school sef dey update social media claiming it's their besties wedding mtscheeeeeeew!

At about 12noon my Bro returned home with his wife and mum in law. Her eyes were bloody red and she looked really weak. I asked for an update an I was told she was drunk! Hian! This is somebody that I don't think has ever tasted alcohol. I carry face look mother in law she sef do face like pigeon wen dey smell shit. I no just talk. I went to take my bath. By the time I finished dressing up they had finished church service Don reach reception venue and we're having photograph session.I say I must belong so I didn't wear my reception dress I wore the asoebi say make I show off small (my money must not waste) then later I will still change to the reception dress. 

As cab man was driving I spotted a small make up studio I quickly asked him to stop so that I will tie my gele professionally and also make up. The gal charged me 3k and by the time she finished I resemble masquerade when rub nzu. I just asked her for wipes clean my face enta cab begin rub my powder myself. I was really tired and exhausted.

I got to the wedding venue. My friend was super excited to see me she almost stood up from her seat to hug me. I was feeling like a star. After sitting my friends urged me to change into my reception dress I say no make them wait small make I parade the hall show off small before I wear gown. By that time the high heel I wear don dey show me shege.

 I still stand up they catwalk. All of a sudden I stepped on the fish tail of the skirt and I fell face flat for ground. To stand up hard me. I been wan even for say I faint. I could hear chuckles from those mogbo moya wen dey jealous me. But a kind gentle man wen understand my predicament picked me up and held my arms and walked me out. I quickly went to change to my reception dress and the party continued. It was a beautiful celebration. But my friend no sabi dance at all so we made the couple's dance very brief before it became obvious. Omo see spraying of dollars chai silent money bags dey dis country.

 The groomsmen nko? Those guys can make a sister wish she was still single.

Those expired runs girls came fully prepared. They were all over the American bobos. Speaking their locally acquired foreign accents. I just laugh in Ijaw shake my head. The hustle is real. From there we proceeded to the after party but that was strictly by invitation. The thing pain those girls ehn. They went to meet my friends younger sister but that one informed them she no longer had iv's because arrangement was made for only 60 people.

Mehn the after party was dope. The groom is a rocker fella. I told the DJ to switch to naija jams so we could have an opportunity to show our skills. We tried teaching Yankee people how to dance shoki it was hilarious. They just resemble imbeciles. LOL.

At about 11pm we allowed the bride and groom to retire to their room and I went to give my friend a tight hug and I slipped my gift into her hand. I told her not to open it till she gets to her room. Na dat time I pick my phone to call cab man I see 36 missed call from my husband. Chai this man no know say sometimes a girl just needs to have fun. I told him at about 5pm that the wedding was to be over so he expected I should be back to my brother's house.

 I quickly explained my situation to Nkiru the sharp babe. She quickly formulate lie give me say make I tell my husband say we dey count the money wen them spray the couple and for security reasons we were not allowed to the counting room with our phone. Buhahahahahahahaha. You go fear lie na. 

I got back to my base safe and sound and I called Sis Bee to ask how the nacking went. She says sex is over rated joor. Say she wonder how people dey say the thing sweet that the pain is something else say she was almost crying " broda mi ejoor e shanu mi" .

I asked her if she opened my gift she said no. I told her ntooor. Na KY Jelly I give her. She say I for tell her now. Say them no even get vaseline to help. Anyways they will be travelling out of the country this weekend. I will miss my friend so much. I will send her the link someday. She won't be surprised she know say amebo Na my work.

I had to a abbreviate the gist oh make e end today there are some parts I left out. Till next time wen I come your way chop kiss. Muaaaaaaaah!

Hahahahahahahahaha it was this gist that delayed in house news today.i wanted to post it early but had to wait for her to send it in.
Salute your friend for us and remind her not to forget the KY Jelly ooooh.

Signing out....

SterraKork