In House News On Friday...

I love Fridays!
Infact I love weekends and i play to enjoy this one well....*wink*

Amala and gbegiri at ewedu soup with goat meat that has body odour on my mind!...choi iya olaiya amala joint on Akerele stree in Surulere i salute oooooh!

AMEBO GIST CONCERNING Uncle Gwegwegwe! 

I've always been attracted to older men.You know Denzel Washington , Liyel Imoye type of shii (insult me all you want...I don't curr!) 

I'm 24 by the way. So I met this guy (a divorcee)that was in his late forties last year, after a couple of months,he started talking marriage.... Ha! So soon? I had my reservations about him plus his reason for his divorce no just gel...I wanted to test the waters first o so I went to spend a week with him. 

1st night, no cuddle, no kiss, no nothing! I say ok o such a gentleman. He was more interested in showing me around and we talked about his ex wife & divorce. Infidelity! What kind of wife cheats on their husband for no reason? I ask ask and ask qwessions till he start to form vex. I also noticed his mouth odour and he can like to literally talk inside my mouth (ewwww)

 All through my 4days stay (had to cut it short before I either commit murder or suicide), we never kissed talk more of gbensh. His own style of cuddling Na die! 

 I almost suffocate. 

All I'm trying to say here is guys looking for wives, packaging matters a LOT. Don't be the type of uncle that will brag to a girl that you are asking out about how all your family, friends, neighbors and well wishers want to hook you up with the whole of Lagos (hot cake things and things), how you have so much sense to build a mansion in Lagos when your mates were still flexing ( the house sef ehn, Na wa!), how babes are trying to hook you with pregnancy( meanwhile when you erect I no feel anything o, boxers no too change position sef to show you how small your thing be). Brothers stop it!!! 

This my nigga uses close up and he brushes in less than 50seconds and very quietly. You will never know he's brushing except you are looking at him. Even after I convinced him to change to Sensodyne to help his ministry ......for where! The first thing he eats in the morning is groundnut before brushing and he doesn't brush till he's ready to bathe. Imagine the torture! And Na him like early morning gist pass.

 Can never buy a pack of juice talk more of ice cream on his way home. Drinks tap water, from his rusty pipes ( a millionaire!) 

Use a nice perfum weda you get body odour or not! Dude's full house was just smelling any how. Not that he has body odour but still!  Person wey no dey use perfum Na room freshner he wan use? Oriegwu!

No kiss on the forehead, ( I got mad love for  that shii,)even the peck on the cheek he dey manage do, Na problem because he must leave saliva.  

When I asked him to buy movies on the second day, he said he already had some very interesting ones only for me to check his collections  and the movies there are those America/Vietnam war inspired movies and he had the nerve to convince me to watch them.

On the 3rd night, he started touching me and I kept pushing him away and he started again.... "I'm really surprised you are acting this way you should be the one complaining that I've not been touching you all these while". (Atalam shit) I kuku carry my 2 left legs go another room lock door sleep. He didnt even cajole me to stay back  . Why won't his wife cheat on him mtcheww 

His dress sense nko. He doesn't have even one jean and he shoes are not up to 10. And this guy is a millionaire o if you see the kpalasa phone he's using ehn Na waya one time. , I even tried snooping and I couldn't even operate the phone

A week after I left him, I met my DH who is in the same age grade with Uncle gwegs but his own swagger ehn, choii. 

Guys pls work on yourselves no be only women go dey package themselves well for Una .

God bless

LMAOOOOOOO.....na really uncle gwegwegwegwegwelengwe


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REDEEMING THE PROMISE

Dearest Stella,

I just got my first pay for the job. As I promised, let the house manage this recharge card. 

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I have a food cart I am interested in selling and I would be selling 

it with the appliances inside which includes;Drinks chiller,Small fridgeFreezer,Popcorn machine,Kitchen utensils. The food cart comes 

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Shawarma business, popcorn business or any type of finger food business per say. It is the type that can be put outside a joint or in schools or in any open 

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be easy for the user to tap electricity or water. pls find attached pictures.It is going for 1.3m which includes everything inside the cart, but i would like to 

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Hi Stella, I believe you know your doing an awesome job. Am married with kids and have been in the U.S for couple of months now.   Please I need responsible friends that lives in the U.S preferably within  New jersey/New York.  My email is ayomiposi.oyelami@yahoo.com.  Thanks Stella for this medium Choi New Jersey is so boring,my dear i dont blame you for wanting friends. .......................................................................................................... Response to the lady with big tummy that has triplets As a mother of multiplies myself my tummy no be here I had C.S  and couldn't tie it. Sometimes I look at the mirror and I'm like  shey na like this we go dey dey? So my dear Iya triplets I don't  know if this my post is to encourage you or to just draw your  ears. Your husband isn't going to cheat because your tummy is  big, he is going to cheat because he wants to.  Just like you I gave up my job to take care of my kids. When I was  working  all the men that cheated on their spouses had the most beautiful  wives,  no be everyday we dey read BVs narratives here? If Halle Berry  and Cheryl Cole hubby fit cheat on them(have you seen this women)  No be so one dey  DH wan use style complain about my tummy me  sef ask am about his own at least we know say na children make  my own big what's your excuse??  Na so I dey am of my friend wey the husband give 500k to  register for gym with a personal trainer can he do that  NO did I ask him no (the money sef no dey). Know yourself  no be curse,  don't compare your self with celebrities  they have their ways, just like you I'm the teacher, nanny,  cleaner,mummy and wife with little ME time.  That been said I still put efforts to lose weight and the tummy  (I still like shakara). I minimise my food intake,minimise  carbohydrate(you know say almost everything we they eat for  naija get carbs) I come go do pass  my self come begin dey skip. My boobs ached for days.  So (in my primary school voice) my main purpose of writing you  this letter is to convince you and not confuse  you to ask for the body sharper (and lose weight) for YOU  and not for DH. Because wetin go pain pass say after  the tummy go down DH come cheat with a fatter person  (I'm just saying) sorry stella sugar this kind matter they  bring out the writer in me . Blog Visitor Iya Ibeji 1 Honey i know you sent in this response cos some people thought it was  you,its all good ojare,we know it wasnt you. .......................................................................................................... HEALTH SUPPLEMENT FOR SALE Hi Stella...Sometime ago, i saw on your blog that some people needed  maca root and that it is really scarce.. i sell maca root capsules,  red clover capsules, afalfa, fenugreek pills, holy basil; cod liver oil  and other scarce supplements in Nigeria.I Import them down to Nigeria. 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Ican be reached by email:noobfriday28@gmail.com.  Thanks. .......................................................................................................... REDEEMING A PLEDGE Stella i promised to give back, here is me redeeming my pledge,  though not much but i will love to give out N5K to one BV who  really needs it. I know its,not much but i also believe it will make an  impact on someone. My mail addy: missportable29@gmail.com Thank you,Stella for being an inspiration to me, i promise to  do more as God progresses me .......................................................................................................... RESUME HELP IDEA I would like to offer my help to anyone that needs some assistance  with writing/drafting a presentable resume. I am particularly  interested in helping university students looking for internships or  their first jobs. The person would have to have an already drafted CV/resume on  Microsoft Word. I would be able to provide advice, tips and  suggestions on improving your resume. I would also be able to  help with cover letters. After my initial suggestions, the person  can contact me via email for clarification.  Unfortunately, I would only be able to look over one or two a  week, but I should be able to continue if there is enough interest  in what I’m doing and people find it helpful. This would just be  my own way of giving back. Send your email with attachments to paperlenght@gmail.com Thanks again Stella for your platform! If you like ignore this because it is not a cash give away but you  keep crying for a job and keep attending interviews and wondering  luck has not smiled on you...some of you need to know that your  CV is the reason why they keep turning you back.please get a CV  that has the right attitude.if you like ignore this.She is offering  it free,some people collect money for this. .......................................................................................................... SELF CONTAINED APARTMENT NEEDED. Hello Stella.. Please i am in dire need of a house..all I have is 200k for a room  self contained..I don't have the asking money for agent and  agreement...please any Bv that knows of any around okota, festac and its environs should please contact me...thank you.. 08028967783 The house problem some people go through isnt a joke..why is  no one doing house give away sef? *side eyes* .......................................................................................................... GRATEFUL HEART WANTS TO LOAD BIS FOR TWO  BLOG VISITORS WITH HANDLES. Good a.m Stella D kork. its another day again where I celebrate the men in my life.God  has been awesome to me and my family and I'm just happy for  these blessings.though my adorable started running temperature  yesternight . Happy birthday to my L.J and adorable son(side eyes at members  of adorable mum page on facebook)hohohoho I would love to get BIS for two blog visitors for the month but it  would have to be a known name,probably those that usually  complain of not loading recharge cards. How I wan take know sef? Stellz and BV's abeg help. Thanks Stellz,just remember if you don't have haters,then  your life is not envious,so, e ma se aiye e lo jare Email is mail136now@yahoo.com Make them help you abeg,i busy!....LOL .......................................................................................................... THANK YOU FOR THE BABY CARRIER. I want to appreciate BV Margaret F. for the baby carrier giveaway.  it is beautiful and as just as good as new. Margaret was really nice  and even gave me transport fare back home. God will surely bless  her. 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Attached herein are samples  of my job. I'm available for those within Nigeria and those in  diaspora who needs someone to design their homes for them  here in the country. For your general interior decorations, ranging from; *   Curtains/Blinds *   Duvets *   Bedspreads *   Throw Pillows *   Railings *   Wallpaper *   Furniture *   Rugs *   Carpets *   Flower Vases *   Installations of gadgets &        Curtains *   Dining Sets etc... Kindly contact; Topaz Interiors and Exteriors 07086302702 .......................................................................................................... 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Thank you so much for what you are doing Hey i don turn terror here,I am sorry about not wanting  comments in posts,it derails posts and promotes spam comments. you get? *side eyes* .......................................................................................................... INTRODUCING ASO EBI UNLIMITED Yes, we all know about all the wahala in choosing and buying  aso-ebi for that special occasion. The relief is here!!!!  Its time to say goodbye to the hassles of choosing that beautiful  fabric for your occasion, Introducing ASO EBI UNLIMITED: we deal  in lovely, quality and affordable fabrics for any occassion  ( weddings, burials, naming, housing warming etc), we also do  distribution and delivery. kindly contact us on 08175747775.  we'll help ease off the stress! N:b: please fellow bv patronise me abeg, i promise to give as  soon as i get on my foot. Thanks all! Hian!...there is also aso-ebi for house warming?ORIEGWU! .......................................................................................................... BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY Good day Stellikoko.  Its my birthday in a few days and i am giving away a double  water slide to any Abuja based blog visitor whose childs birthday  falls in the month of April. Thanks to your blog, i have made contact with a lot of blog visitors  who i have done their kids birthday party and customized body spray  wedding souvenirs and i thank God daily for SDK blog.  I want to encourage Abuja based blog visitors who want to rent  tents,tables or chairs to call us .We deliver anywhere in Abuja.  Or if you are having parties for your kids or yourselves to contact  me for all their events on 08037030014. For their balloon decorations, wedding decorations, customized  souvenirs, MC, Dj, mascots,inflatable bouncing castles and pools  and everything else to make your event succeed.20 Percent  discount is available to any blog visitor when they take all of  our party setups and services for their events.Please if you  are interested in the water slide or services, email me on  tinacanice@gmail.com Images of the slide and my services  coming up,and a little shoki ahn... Lol. Thanks Stella for  this platform. May you always win.  .......................................................................................................... FROM MY INBOX This was sent to my inbox by a blog visitor and i am posting it  without the dick pics that that was amongst some of the the  munches and hoping that he will learn his lessons from this ... we all make mistakes though....I have removed all info that came  with the mail Enjoy the toasting chat. ''Mr. ********* ********* **** is a teacher at ***********************which is situated in Oyo State.  He teaches ***** ****** and I'm sure is a part-time Biology  tutor who specialises in teaching practical fuckology to some  useless female students. The chat was between him and a  marketing executive officer he met in less than 24hours e  nor no say e jam the wrong babe.   Well done o Mr. **** see as you be sef with your  short pr**k and ugly face. you really are a DISGRACE'' ............................................................................................................................................................ FREE ADVERT POST. Sorry its not been on for a while now but the free advert  post where you can post whatever businesses you are doing  is coming up tomorrow March 28,2015. I hope that i do not forget. I pray so.Have a great weekend and remember to stay away  from Violence tomorrow. Signing out....... STELLAkork Blognalist/Social Entrepreneur