In House News On Friday....

Yaaaaaay...Its Friday!!!
Guess who was arrested for doing 'amebo work''.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I have been laughing so hard,cant stop!

PAINT! PAINT!! PAINT!!!

My brother and his friend are into paint production and painting and they need patronage, please kindly contact excellent finish paints for your cost effective and perfect service at Block A6, broadline court, Kubwa, Abuja. Mobile 08063168343, 08060344196. Thanks Stella  and blog visitors 

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FROM POSTER - An Open Letter To My Husband

Thank you Stella for posting my letter, and thanks to all who cursed, lashed out, 'yabbed', and criticised me (I deserve the lashing out and more). Also to those who begged on my behalf. To the BV 'Mrs bin der', you know the hell I am living in right now. Guilt is written all over me whenever I am in his presence. I feel the smile he gives me does not go beyond his lips because I know he now sees me as a slut, I think he is still keeping me out of pity, I think, I think, I think.

I used to believe men are the same especially in the aspect of un faithfulness until I met my husband. 

He is every girls' dream, he has all the qualities of a good husband and more. What he has done for me, only one in a hundred men can think of such for their wives not to talk of doing it for them. I know I have never made love to another man (God forbid) but from what I have read in the chronicles and heard women complain about, sexually, he is 100percent. 

He gives head, and yes, he does it with passion and rides like a horse. To the Glory of God, I have it all, so what prompted that evil chat? my village people no want me to enjoy better thing (as some people will say). I felt miserable after the chat. Abeg, I don tire to type with plenty water for my eyes. I know God who sees the heart of man knows how sorry I am, will minister same to my husband, and will give me the Grace to overcome future temptations.

Sorry for the epistle. I just had to let it all out, and I feel a little lighter.

Stella, you are God-sent.

Madam it is okay.let it rest,forgiveness sometimes takes time.I hope he doesnt come to reply you again cos yesterday there was a reply that seemed like it was him.All the best dearie.

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In house sale at very reduced price!

Hello Stella Kork! Please I'll love to sell a 7 seater solid wrath iron chair worth N150,000 at a giveaway price of N70,000 to blog family, I'll be throwing in 2 solid glass tables to the offer for free to whosoever buys the chair! I also have a cross trainer exercise machine for N20,000 and a camp bed for N15,000. I will pay in N10,000 into the Stella's school fees account for blog family as part of my contribution immediately I sell off these items. Attached are pictures of the items. My number is 07087410843. Thanks nwanyi oma.

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LAWYER AND LAWYER WIFE

LAWYER& LAWYER WIFE Hello Stella Kork. I am an avid reader of your blog introduced to me by my “amebo”sister in 2013 and since then i have been a believer. I got married last year to “bae” and we are both lawyers with 5years working experience. As you know after marriage and with a baby on the way comes greater responsibilities especially for DH,so we decided to start a law firm by God s grace in January instead of toiling day and night for principals who pay peanuts or owe salaries indefinitely ( as was the case with hubby),the dream is that one day we will be good employers of labour and help others too.  However like you would imagine its not been easy and so i want to appeal to all SDK bloggers to send their legal patronage our way, we do ... 1. Legal retainership for individuals and coporations  2.property management  3.litigation and Alternative dispute resolution (ADR)  4.Police matters  5. General legal consultation.  I see d miracles God performs through you on this blog and i have a prompting in my spirit to “ASK” as the bible says hoping and praying our dreams come through. I want to conclude by saying that there will be a 10% discount on all fees to all SDK bLoggers who patronise us or send us referrals.please contact us via  Email- quebecpartners@yahoo.com 08034855605 & 08035192625 I sow this “RICHARD CARDS ”as a seed for my unborn baby due early July and the progress of our law firm. I sincerely hope it puts a smile on someone s face Today. MTN- 671088688958 MTN- 927769216355 GLO-276014092355201 AIRTEL-4212297886573266 Thank you and God bless u! LAWYER WIFE.!

Lawyer wife thank you oh!

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BBM SHOE CHANNEL

Dear bvs, I sell fairly used designer shoes in very good condition at the price of #2500 but I'll give  20% discount to sdk BVs. you will get designs like Asos, Atmosphere, New look, Zara Clarks etc. We deliver everywhere in Nigeria. Please add me on 75a68c2b or join my BBM channel C001A0AE2 to view pictures. Thank you stellz. Love you muchos.

Hian!...if you behave like that shoe lady and anybody calls you out it will break my heart oh.good luck dearie.

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.THANK YOU SUGABELLE CAKE PORT HARCOURT

Hello Stellastica,

I am one of your ardent readers. I saw an advert by Sugabelle Cake PH on one of your in house news sometime last month. My son's birthday was equally last month. My usual caterer failed me so I decided to patronise sugabelle. I was surprised when she was able to deliver a nice tasteful cake within 24 hours. I also contacted her for my daughter's birthday this month and she still delivered. I just want to appeal to our PH BVs to please patronise her. Her cakes are really nice and she is a wonderful person. Her email address is thesugabelle@gmail.com.  Attached are pictures of the cakes she made for my son and daughter.

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I GOT A JOB...GOD BLESS MRS SHOKI...annnnnnh

Stella i just  started reading your blog a few months back and God has blessed me with a job through here.please dont stop what you are doing and may God continue to strengthen you,I want to  thank Mrs shoki,I applied for the job she posted on Saturday march 14,and all tanks to God and Mrs Shoki I now have a job.Stella,let anyone call your blog anything na dem sabi,the thunder wey go fire dem still dey do NYSC.

God is answering peoples prayer through you and you won't even imagine people that read this blog.God don bless you jawe no mind dem.please Stella I need office wears,anyone that can help,i wear size 12 or 14small.Thanks.my Richard card coming soon

dunnibamgbose@gmail.com

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IN HOUSE LAWYER AT YOUR SERVICE.

Hello Madam Stella. It hurts me a whole lot when I see accused persons being charged for offences they could have evaded had they known the position of law on such issues. Civil cases are not left out and ignorance is not an excuse in law. I understand some members of the Nigerian police are corrupt but believe me, they are more careful with people that know their right and the position of the laws that protect them. I can be reached on Jokeprecious15@gmail.com for legal advice on any issue.

Kudos on your good job Mrs Korkus.

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HUSBANDS WANTED

Stella,

I have tried so much to get myself not to bring this here but I can't hold back any more.

I am the last daughter of my family and I am married with kids of my own. One of my wishes this year is for God to bless my sisters.I have two sisters older than me and they will be 32 and 30 respectively in August.one is 6years older than I am and the other is 4years my senior. 

They aren't married.no boyfriends either.My dad isn't making it so easy(not like he is abusing them)but he chips it into every discussion.well I can't blame him, he is a father.One is already a graduate and pursuing her masters(job hunting for almost 3years so she decided to put her time to good use) while the other is still in school.They are good people and I am not saying it because they are my sisters.They are God fearing and they love God.we hail from a good family in Nnewi , Anambra state.

Is there any God fearing Graduate in need of a wife between ages 35-40 in Lagos?Any tribe but preferably igbo and MUST be a Christian

(not saying other religions are bad,but we love Jesus too much to let him go)

A man with prospects?please contact me .I will set up a date for you.NOTE:we want men not boys.only men get married.no scam or hit and run because you no go see motor wey you go even drive talk more of to hit person.My email is soniakingk_s@yahoo.com

*SIGH*

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FIVE QUESTIONS FOR FEMALE BVS

Hi Stella

I am an ardent male reader if your blog. I hardly comment cos of my busy schedule at work n home.

I must say I enjoy your blog but you tend to be on the female sides to most issues but I like it cos its only fair as you are also a woman.

I want you to ask female Bv's why most women think their 'pussy ' is laden in gold ! Some like 'Hawt mrs  ' wrote today in response to narrative 2 in the chronicle( who sounds like my girl friend) that "some men are gold diggers, he has probably moved on to the next prey". 

I hate sex...its overrated. There are more than a million guys like me out there with same mentality but some ladies have been brought up by their mothers to see their privates as  something special. 

A female friend once joked that she her mother brought to her consciousness the importance of her privates when as a little girl, her mother always said ; make sure you dont allow boys near this 'thing', she in effect grew up with the thinking that when a man had sex with her , something special had been given up and needs a corresponding payment in return for spreading her legs, which could be monetary, relationship or anything she deems worthwhile....

Do some of your BV's have other reasons to why this mentality prevails? 

Sorry for my long epistle. Hope I did north waist your tyme. 

I hope you find the answers that you seek inside here.sex is overrated,then tame your manhood and blind its eyes abeg.lol

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Update/ Appreciation about Grandma that has cancer.

Angel Stelikoko,

I will keep updating you as the responses are coming concerning Grandma that has cancer. My dearie God is wonderful.Dis blog has made me believe Angels exist.  I want to use dis medium again to appreciate two angels here:Biola from Abuja and Olufunmi who have given 20k and 5k respectively, and Anonymous that sent me text on how to get free accommodation at UCH Ibadan. My sisters this labour of love will not go unrewarded,God almighty will not allow any disease of the Egyptians locate you and members of your families IJN. In fact am short of words.Stella, Mama has received the money including the one my colleague in the office gave to her and even spoke with one of d givers(Angel Biola). she was dazed and moved with tears, so touching, she kept praying for us who have put smile to her face. 

Infact she said throughout today she was praying God to surprise her with money becos her next Chemo appointment is next thursday and God brought this money,though its not enough but she said that the lord that brought this one must surely surprise her more. I told her all the stories how the money came about. She kept weeping. Stella dearie grandma prayed for you in tears,she sends her greetings. She said that I should tell you that "God hasn't yet started with you, that nobody can fathom what God has in store for you and yours, she sends her blessing to every one of us who has in one way or the other affected her life and the kids. Biola and Olufumni God bless u once again.

Please anybody who has any clothing or most especially food items to give out to the orphaned kids should extend the heart of love. Nothing is small. I saw the way they were scrambling for food this evening. Obviously there is scarcity of food in their house. Infact I don't know where to start but I know God will see her through because from our discussion today her faith is strong.

Above all, fellow BVs endeavour to intercede for this grandma everyday. Please help us in Prayers even if you don't give anything,your prayer is highly needed.

Long Live SDK

Long live SDK blog. Bless you all

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Giveaway (Shoes and Office Wear)

Dear Stella,

As a follow up to the mail sent earlier (which we hope will appear in tomorrow'sin-house news :-)), I have the attached shoes to give away to any BV, in a size 40. I also have a few work clothes for a size 12 BV. Interested people should kindly email omonigho.chigozie@yahoo.com. 

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BAGS GIVEWAY FROM THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

Hello Stella

    You pasted my email address incorrectly on IHN. It's Sophiezdreamz@yahoo.com. 

     Kind regards

If you tried to contact her for the bags from yesterday in house news and you couldnt,sorry about the mix up.

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AMEBO GIST

My people Una wellu Don o! How bodi?straight to my amibo. When I was in my 200level in Imsu,it came to a point that became so broke that I changed from my fine dark colour to something else. Na so mummy send me 10k,make I use hold bodi small. for my mind I Don already write list put for head. Fiam I rush go borrow #50,make I use go bank do small withdrawal,I never no say devil wan dance shoki for my head*God forbid* I reach bank,put card,all I saw was their wicked English. 

Issuer  incorporative, I tried almost all the banks in owerri bank road na the same English. I said to my self,babe u done enter.I begin waka dey go bishop's court from bank road, when I got to government house round about, their was a traffic but cars dey move small small sha. All of a sudden, I heard a sound.two cars just kissed,everybody just turned.low and be hold,it was my lecturer who kissed the lady's car in front.

 my cool headed lecturer stepped out to apologize to the woman I suppose but the woman head dey hot .wetin we see again even surprise devil himself.The lady slapped my lecturer. Trust Nigerians and their barrister Ikpe ama work,hehehe. Me I stand for corner dey watch wetin go happen as strength no dey bodi again. My lecturer just carry phone dey make call,the woman too begin dey make her own calls. People just dey cuss the man anyhow say woman slapam him no fit do anything. E no reach 20minutes,one woman carry car come. My lecturer just shift go one side. Wetin we see again na another comic relief. The woman that came beat the blood day light out from the lady. My lecturer no gree make person separate them.she tore her dress,pulled her weavon from her hair and the hair still new. 

My dear,when my lecturer got satisfied with the beating, he come commot the woman. People started firing this man again and he told them that it is ungentlemanly to slap the woman back,but he decided to call his wife to teach her a lesson. As I dey go with my empty stomach,I come dey wonder how that man dey put up with that* tiger*cause the way the wife beat the other lady ehhh,for her life she no go ever slap anybody again. Well,I later withdrew my cash and I made delicious oha,okro soup and stew. Tooo nu chineke ehhhhhhhhhh

choi,all i saw is the Oha soup part....

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Disabled Google Profile

Hope you are good. My google account got disabled. I

dont know how or why. Since then when it comes to the comment section.

The profile becomes blank. I have sought through different means on

how to rectify this problem. It seems to be resulting into nothing. If

you have any idea on how i can do this, please do.

as i really miss commenting on your great blog.

Blog Visitor.

G-PHARM

Is there anyone out there who can help him?

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Below are samples of some of the products we can make.

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We deliver nationwide.

Thank you for your anticipated patronage.

God bless you all.

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AMEBO GIST  CONCLUSION.....

MAMA T AND DH CONTINUATION....

Hello Mrs korkus, and my fellow Bvs. Make I continue from where I stop yesterday, well mama T and DH matter don scatter the whole area, everybody with their own version of the story. So as a correct journalist I just take style go close to the woman,they form say I dey find recharge card to buy,na him I ask of the woman. The koko be say, as mama T reach police station, na him the other woman husband dey para say him go carry d case go court, but tory change as mama T come explain say she catch the woman with her husband red handed, na there the other woman husband wear the garment of shame, them come release mama t immediately.

 As she come house she say her only grievances be say, she and baba T do 2rounds that morning before him go work. so today baba T dey form bad guy for area, early morning him don go out go do pure water business, not aware that police don dey on his matter, gist just dey now say him dey  police custody. D new gist be say baba T dey always follow married women.

 Infact 2013 them almost kill am, he dey toast one of his customers, na so the woman husband lay ambush for him, the woman call him, immediately he enter the woman house,na so that one husband use matchet finish am, the case still dey police station. According to people dem say the man na regular for police station and na married women package him dey run. On the other hand mama t too dem catch her with woli on top her matrimonial bed last year,she even gbensh baba T colleague wey get the house wey she catch baba T. 

The story get k leg. My own question is must you stay together? Since both of them eyes dey outside. My fellow BVS na here I close mouth for the Amebo gist.

Thank you oooh,happy weekend.

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 APPRECIATION/PLEA FOR PATRONAGE/SMALL SEED SOWING.

I specially thank Mrs Stella Korkus for her unending kindness and natural love for her fellow human being. God will continue to increase you, prosper you, protect you, favour you and guide you.

To all blog visitors who have patronised me, I say a big thank you. Just like you have added to my life, God will never ever abandon you. He will always meet you at every point of your needs.

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Thank you.

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RE: WRETCHED WIDOW PROSTITUTING TO EAT NEEDS HELP

Good morning Stella,

Please help my post my profound and invaluable thanks to the following BVs for their reach out, unwonted encouragement, unwavering assistance and moral support.

Although, my situation was frustrating me and telling on me. As I am yet to get there, where I can start fishing by myself. But you all have given me hope that was never there before. I'll call them God sent, women of pure heart, they are like fairies who serve humanity for the good of Godliness.

Though most want to remain anonymous, but your kindness are too good not to be testified about.

 Madam; Cohen, Ada, Sandra, Toyo, Oyin, Uju, and you unknown caller I didn't get her name.

May your respective testimonies surprise your friends and shock your enemies beyond explanation. And to you Stella, I can't thank you enough for this platform of unending opportunities - maybe I'll call you tonight for a minute or 2, after work.

To you all I pray, that which God has lit in your life will never dim.

Thank you.

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IN HOUSE NEWS - WIREWORKS AND BEAD MAKING ONLINE CLASS

I'm a graduate searching for job and out of my joblessness I thought of this idea. I'll like to reach out to people interested in learning wireworks and bead making online (bbm and watsapp)  at very affordable prices, and also school owners,churches, and groups who will like me to train their students and members  in craftmaking at very affordable prices.I can be contacted through giftedhandscreations1@gmail.com.  The first 5 emails I receive will be taught some  ankara accessories free...Be your own boss!! Bv's around Sango-otta can also contact me

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AMEBO LAND MAMA NNUKU FOR CELL...HAHAHAHAHHAAH

HULLO my people! lol

 kpo kpo, who dey house?  Stellostic la kork awfa? no more tuale, puateeeee mama.. u r mouthed! *wink*

i miss una wella oo.  great bv's of sdk's thanks for all the positive comments i yaff gorren the job.. Yes !

Sdk have given me job oo.. on her blog..  na una positive comment na hin do am oo. oya mak una chop kiss.

i have now included it on my C.V lol.. hahhahahhah

Stellostic i promise to carry out my duty effectively. lol . to the negative comments thank you all too............... A gallon of honey for you guys.. you rock.. lol

The anon going up nd down writing stuff and replying herself/himself my dear chop kiss ojare..

Bad belle is allowed, but biko ooo we don't share position or do we share a lover? ..

Yes the Amebo of this week is a badt one.. lemme start with phcn

Dear phcn please and please be good to me... na una cause this yawa for me...

Gist: 

So on Saturday night my battery was low, u this phone thou shall not off, i carry my charger waka comot for house, i got to a friend place to charge and we gisted.. around 9: 30 i left there and went home, i carry water say make i go baff as i baff  finish dey come na so i begin hear noise lol.. i begin waka fast to see wetin dey sup..  i enter house quickly wear short rub shirley for face fiam i don fly out like bird..  Na beyo and Ebo dey fight, lol .. Ebo gban gban wetin happen na? i asked as i got there.. no mind this useless boy because na him help me find this house he go dey come here all the time say he wan sleep with me lai lai he nor possible.. lol.. ok lemme narrate wella, Ebo is a runz girl and bayo was the one who help her get an apartment at the 3rd compound next to mine... choi but una be friend now make una settle am i said, nothing to settle make una tell this sai krow krow mak he comot for my room, people don form begin talk orisirisi.. beyo was inside saying he wont come out, when he saw people have gathered he finally came out as he was coming i just see hand dey strech come wooooooooza na for ebo face the hand land untop. lol.. chai na so fight start, come and see pandemonium .. they were separated beyo left, we thought the fight was over but it was just starting..

20 minute later we were still out talking about what just happened, my aunt was shouting sheybi u nor go enter house abi ? lol .. as i stood up and say i should turn na hin i begin hear don't move anybody that move i will shoot you, shoot bawo? lol .. Guess what? na beyo go gather police come.. choi.. 

you enter the car, me.. but oga i am not ebo nau neither r my the one fighting, i say enter this car nau i will shoot you.. lol.. omo e nor funny oo shoot ke, i don't wanna die i still have more gist to write on sdk (lmao)

na so i enter van they picked three other people + me voooom na cell we go open eye.. where is ebo in all of this? she has disappeared.. oya you people should begin to write statement about what you know, for what na? i was wondering

police: he be like  say you this girl you stubborn abi? you will be here for a long time ..

me: ok oga. na so i carry book write  my name is ********** i live in ********** i came home and saw two people fighting... full stop.. i even spell the full stop out for them.

police: so you want to tell me this is what you know abi? me: oga na wetin i know na hin i write so..

in my mind i was like make i write episode make una come rope me abi? it cazn't happen (lol)

if we do not see the lady you people are not leaving here, haba but we are not related to ebo na and me i don't even live in her compound..(lol)  them sha do all their woron woron time for bail come reach. 5k each

choi warris dis? i called my aunt, i dont have money for police she said.. ends call

i called a friend i beg come bail me out na. where u dey? station.. wetin u dey do there? wetin i dey do for station? na reharsal na.. mtcheew come bail me jare.. ok how much? 5k my friend came around 2a.m to bail me out.. i got home and was angry at my aunt so you cannot gather money and come and bail me abi? why would i?

 i send u go next compound? abi i send u go do amebo? (lol)  lmaooooo chai... she offered me food the next morning and i refused meanwhile hunger wan kill me, at night she came and offer me food i refused, nd bar nor dey pocket i jus clear gbese of 5k.. d hunger don dey catch me sotey i realise say the ceiling for our parlor get holes i begin count the holes for my mind (lol) mak dem sleep jare i was praying.. around 10 i realise say the hunger don hook me na so i stand up open pot carry food silently open the door and went to sit out, as i lifted a spoon i heard a voice i thought you said you were not hungry? 

mtcheeew you better chop before you kill yourself.. lol my Ego was busted.. hhahahhahahhah .. na so the gist take be ooo.. till i come your way next time  byeeeeeeeee****mama nnunku of sdkb*****

Dear  Mrs Kork *warm embrace***** and to all my great people of sdkb have a wonderful weekend

Mama Nnuku i just love you.A blog visitor going shopping to America on Sunday has asked me to collect your shoes,dress and bag sizes.everything.so send them to me...You must turn Ajebota oh.

Signing......

STERRA...ko ko ko ko ko ko.....*stammering*