Friday In House News!

Thank God,Its Friday!

I am making Jollof rice this weekend!

*Side eyes*

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FAME FINDER 100K BONANZA FOR TOMORROW.

Hey people! Guess what's going down at the City Mall Onikan Lagos on the 14th of March?

FameFinder has put N100,000 up for grabs at Closet Fair, a fashion and lifestyle, karaoke shopping event,

Believe me, you do not want to miss this, as it promises to be a fun packed event.

FameFinder will also be running an Entrepreneurs corner for all aspiring talent and budding business people, you also get to showcase your beautiful voices at the karaoke sessions, and meet your favourite celebrity guests.

But that's not all, as there would be loads of exciting and mouthwatering gift items in our raffle draw including an outstanding dinner for two.

Make sure you don't leave the kids at home as they can also participate in different games for their entertainment, refreshment and much more.

All these exciting activities will take place at the Closet Fair where vendors will be offering wonderful deals on Unisex clothing's, Kiddies' wears, shoes, bags, makeup, cosmetics, accessories and home-furnishing items.

Don't be left out of this great and spectacular event, save the date and tell a friend!

To participate in the Closet Statement competition with N100,000 up for grabs, follow @closetfair and @famefinder on Instagram for more details 

For further information, feel free to contact Kubechi on 08084222708 or email info@kubechiconceptz.com 

Date: Saturday March 14, 2015

Time: from 10am

Venue: Hall F1 First Floor City Mall Onikan Lagos

See you all there

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SMALL CHOPS VENDOR URGENTLY NEEDED

Hi Stella,

Please I need your help and that of my fellow blog visitors.

Is there any blog visitor that specializes in small chops for events? I am in need of someone who makes DELICIOUS AND NOT TOO EXPENSIVE SMALL CHOPS and can cater for a wedding ceremony on Saturday 21^st March 2015. I am very sorry for the short notice. If you fit into this category please get in touch with me via this email address small.chops@yahoo.com latest Saturday 14^th March 2015. Your mail should contain your quotation per plate and quantity of chops that will be in the plate (and if I can come and taste to see if you make sweet chops just kidding). I look forward to doing business with a blog visitor.

 Yours truly,

BlogVisitor SemiloreKork.

LOL@SemiloreKork.

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I NEED YOUR VOTES!

My gbogbo bigs aunty. I'm an ardent reader of this blog. Infact I eat, sleep and wake up on this blog everyday though I rarely comment. Aunty I need the help of my fellow sdks to win an entreat contest I registered for. Here's the linkhttp://bit.ly/1AcB8Vi. Vote for Meeryan Nnanyere. Let's do this people. Here's to the fastest finger. 

Mtn 326045934243.  

I have just 9days left.

That your reaction shaaaaa in the movie na wah.Please whoever loads this card should make sure they vote.my eopl,lets increase her votes small.I have voted.....

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AMEBO GIST FROM MAMA NNUKU OF SDK BLOG.

Stellostic , Stellakork Alpha? How body? Good fifu (people) (in hausa accent) of  SDKB una doooh.. 

i for don send this Gbefila since but i nor wan send half gist..  so something happened to me on Sunday evening around7pm i got a call from an unknown number... and na like this the call take converso..

Caller: hello oko mi (my husband)

me: who are my speaking to? ( forming phonetic) lol

caller: oko mi ode jo sanu mi ( my husband have mercy on me)

me: madam ko kin se oko yin lon soro oo , mi o de mo yin ri oo.(it nt ur husband speaking and i dnt know you)

caller: beni mo mo pe ko kin se ohun sheybi iwo ni girlfriend baba shola? (i knw it nt him, aint u his girlfriend?)

me: whhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaat girlfriend bawo? woman i don't know you oo neither do i know baba shola

caller:  my dear please tell him to come home he left the house for the past 1week the kids can't go to school and we have no money to feed on .. please help me beg him to come home she said sobbing

me.. madam wrong number.. fiam na so i end the call

5 minute later gri gri grin ( datz my phone ringing)  i picked up

caller: arabirin shanu mi ( woman help me)

me: woman i swear i don't know you or know ur husband heaven knows am not lieing..

she kept begging that i send her husband home, while i was still on the call my aunt entered  thank God i said i gave the phone to her, who is that she asked? i dont know too oo.. she answered  hello

caller: hello mon gbo eee. bami so fun ko ma bo nile ( please tell him to come home)

my aunt : ki tani ma bo nile? ( who should be coming home?)

caller: baba shola ni, oko mi , mo mon pe odo yin lowa( my husband i know his at your place)

my aunt: kini gbogbo rada rada yi e jo e bara yin da soun jare ( what all this jagoons madam abeg delete) 

gbam na so she end call.. (lol)  my aunt, whatz all that?  i don't know ooo that number call me sotey i frustrate.

On Monday morning i set for work, i look at myself in the mirror and thought sdkbv's as done wonder in your life see your corporate look.. ( lol) i reach island close to one bus stop madam gimme akara 70 naira bread 80  i placed the akara neatly in between the bread tie and kept in my bag, breakfast is ready. . i gat to the front of the building and bought a cold zobo drink. shekele shekele i swing my bum bum enter inside building. (lmaooo)

I sat at my desk, i brought out the bread and was about to munch it, my phone rang.. awwww mtcheew

it was my manager, meet me at ikeja branch .. ok sir. i carry the bread shuk inside bag back, (voom) i went to Ikeja..   on arrival

manager: Vera can u act?

me: act? stammering hmmmmn hmmmn  ok i know someone who can..

give whoever it is a call right now, yes boss.. i called a male friend that does church drama..

when he came my boss narrated, we have some evil tenant on someone property, their rent as expired and they won't pay neither would they vacate the premises and the landlord is on the management neck ..  can u act like a herbalist? my friend, sure sir but i will need live  okuko (chicken)  lol.. and a wrapper ok we can buy those on our way, this is gonna be interesting i thought.. we gat what we needed.. dude collected my powder and applied on his face, my manager parked very far from the property and the guy swing into action.. 

he gat to the gate chanting fake incantations, (lol) hahhahha u guys needed to see .. he had some of my powder he poured on his hand started blowing into air.. hahhahhahahhha all the tenant ran inside.. lol

he will cut feather from the chicken and throw it up in the air, the chicken will scream lol.. hhahahhahahha

when he was done, he came out.. how did it go i asked he narrated to me.. lol i almost died laughing(lol)

i went to see my friend at night, baba wey the chicken wey u carry go house? abi u think say i go forget?

(lol) shey u wan chop ritual chicken ni? baba gbe chicken wa jare.. lol my friend don do chicken stew.. na so i wak (eat) rice & chicken stew belleful (lol) nd went home 

we went to the property the next day in the evening  and believe me you, all tenant as fled.. hahhahahhahahhahahahha

people can fear ooo especially the kind of people that like forming crazy.. (lol)  na so we recover the property back in a dramatic way, what would have made my manager think of this i said to myself.. this man is a curazy man ooo.. lol ..   na the gist wey i get to knak una be this ooo.. till i come ur way next time. 

make una chop kisses ************

*****mama nnuku of sdkb a.k.a Gbefila*

Hahahahahaahhhaha mama Nnuku this your gisting format na wah.you be real gbefila oooh.hehehehehehheehee..I love you ojare!

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A female stylist urgently needed

Good afternoon Mrs Korkus. 

I am sending this mail on behalf of my friend who just opened a salon somewhere in Okota, Lagos state

She needs the service of a good hair stylist

The person has to be a female between the ages of 14 and 25

The person has to be neat ,trustworthy and hardworking

The person should be able to communicate in English

Please call this number for more info

09039365797.

God bless

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 Free Wedding Videography‏

Hi Stella,

I'm a film director and events videographer. I give out free wedding

video coverage to two different couples every easter. Couples whose

wedding are coming up between Saturday 21th March and Saturday 11th

April 2015 should indicate their interest through my Facebook page,

facebook.com/cnariojoseph1, or my Twitter page,

twitter.com/cnariojoseph.

I'll be glad if you can share this offer with your readers.

Best regard.

CNARIO Joseph

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APPEAL FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN SELLING BEDSHEETS.

Please I am a young graduate still job seeking and I sell bedsheets because I want to help myself and help my family. It is not easy meeting up with daily needs but I thank God for his strength and courage he has given me. 

Please am appealing to you to appeal to the blog family to support me and buy Bedsheets and duvets from me. Please kindly post my plea in in-house news.

Available bedsheets are 6x6 bedsheets with 4pillow cases and 7x7 with 4pillow cases available in polished cotton quality and American quality. 

I can be reached on phone number - 08023315755

Whatsapp - 08023315755

Thanking you for your assistance. 

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FESTAC FASHION DESIGNER NEEDED

Hello Stella,

May God Bless You Richly for this great platform. Please I am a blog visitor and would like any blog visitor that is a fashion designer, is very good in designing, and must have gone through fashion school to please contact me urgently. She should be within Festac town for easy access, please kindly send your instagram I.d if you have your work uploaded there or samples of your designs to my mailbox. God bless you all and wishing you a splendid weekend ahead!

My Email: dimmyvivian1@yahoo.com

Thank you so much Stella Korks!

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MAKEUP TRAINING NEEDED

Good day Stella and God bless you for the good work you have been doing. Please i need someone to help me become a makeup artist. Am a graduate and a mother of 2 but no job is forthcoming. So i want to utilise my time but unfortunately i dont have the funds. Please someone should help a sister out. I reside in Ajah. God bless all the helpers. Please help me post this stella. Am desperate. My email is ladiayo@gmail.com

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GOT A JOB THROUGH THIS BLOG....NEXT STEP!

Hi Stella sweet...Korkus Mama....

I really want to thank u for everything... God has used you for me and I'm grateful...

I saw a job vacancy on the blog and applied... Went for interview and got the job...

Though I need help from my fellow bv because I don't have better clothes and shoes to wear to the office(business casuals). I'm size 8 jeans 28 and shoe size 40.I will send my tithe when I get paid...thanks Stella...continue the good work

My email is adepejumag@gmail.com

Abeg send your tithe to the church oh....

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Culinary Skills!

Mrs Kork, please I need bvs to help me with information about Catering Schools in Benin City, where they teach how to make basic home meals. It's affecting my relationship I just need to learn and acquire the skills too. Thanks a lot!

hunniebnn@gmail.com

Not having culinary skills is affecting your relationship?OH WOW!!!..what nationality is he?

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LAND FOR SALE

Please help me post this on the in house news. I have two plots of land for sale at Rumuekini off East West Road Port Harcourt Rivers State. The place is in an area where you buy and can build immediately if you want. It is going for #1.9m for a plot. 

Please interested blog visitors can contact me on 08063435742

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LOSE OF SELF ESTEEM BECAUSE OF LACK OF GOOD CLOTHES.

Stella kork, please I need the help of blog visitors. 

I'm not asking for money, I just need used working , casual clothes 

and shoes that are still in good condition. I don't have good clothes

and it has made me loose my self esteem. Please help me regain my confidence back. I'm very slim so I think

I can wear a size 6. I wear size 37 for shoes. i wont mind if i

can get used clothes and shoes for my 2yr old son too.Thanks a

million. SDK, saving lives since time immemorial. I can be reached on atimobong@gmail.com.

Hmmm memory lane!...I have been at a point in my life i only had what i had and they were bad clothes but it didnt affect my self esteem,i was always the loudest where ever i was..my self confidence was at its best.I guess its different strokes for different folks after all.I pray you get some nice clothes from blog visitors.

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Appreciation

This appreciation goes to the lady who gave out plus sizes clothes last week Friday,thank you stella and keep doing your nice work,thanks to the kind lady,so happy to be one of your beneficiaries. attach below is the picture of what she gave me,thank you!

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OMOLARA OLUTOKUN OF LARRIT SHOES PLEASE STOP 

SENDING ME STINKER SMS'

So a few days ago i did a post inside in house news where a blog visitor had an encounter with Omolara Olutokun who sells shoes for a living.She was rude to the blog visitor sold her the wrong shoes size and deleted her off BBM and blocked off her instagram,dear BV had no choice but to alert others.

Omolara had no other means to contact the aggrieved lady because she had deleted her,so after the post came out,she did a mention calling out that a worthless blog had carried a story about her which we also published.

Then came the flood of sms' calling my mother whom she didnt know is late,a prostitute and my father an ex armed robber.She also furnished info that she was a lesbian but would never make love to me becos i was too ugly for her and even advised me to go and get a facelift because i look like a pig..LMAO!

Yesterday when i published that 09099888039 was disturbing me with sms',she sent me more sms in a LOL format and forwarded some messages to me saying that blog visitors were contacting her and telling her to deal with me and that i was a wicked person.She even added that i tried to destroy Rita Dominic and Ini edo to promote Uche Jombo but that my plans failed ..LMAO

I sent her an sms after i uncovered who she was and where she was smsing from and called her ut by her name Omolara Olutokun but she only laughed and called more names..

Omolara if my crime is publishing that you insulted a customer you had already collected money i can understand.save for all the insults,i might have managed to beg you to leave me but now i am asking you to leave me alone and face your ''Oni shoe'' business.

You said you are more beautiful than me and I AGREE WITH YOU.

you called me a pig,i agree.

To all the ugly names you called me,it is fine.I hereby use this spot to celebrate your plastic beauty.

Your pic and mine is on google for all to see and compare and agree with you.

You can send more sms after reading this but i have closed your case.have a nice weekend.

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GRATEFUL HEART

STELLAKORK greetings yo you and yours. Stella please help me thank

LADY BOSS for wiping tears away from my eyes. She helped me when all

hope of getting my course materials was lost, as my exams were fast

approaching. LADY BOSS, my GOD will continue to bless you and your

generation without limit. You shall never know the word "LACK" in your

life. Your heart of gold will speak for you anytime, anywhere. Am

truly grateful. Stella sugar, thank you for creating this platform

where real love exist. God bless the work of your hands......... AMEN.

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GIVEAWAY SHOES RECIEVED

Stella I hail oooo. For the first time on this blog I won a shoe and am soooo happy I did. Infact I woke up countless time at night smiling at the shoe‎ and also making sure it wasn't a dream. Lovely pairs of shoe. I attached some photos of the shoes. Thank you soo much Lina #kisses 

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Domestic Violence  BV Appreciates Mrs Taiwo

Sweet Stella, l want to thank mrs Taiwo once again for all the good things that she done and is still doing for me and my children , she's truly a rare gem, ma as long as God is on the throne ,u will never know lack, you will carry your great grand children in good health and sound body.  You are an inspiration, you have touched so many lives, both adults and children has risen to bless you, ma i don't want to say all you have done but  bvs if you see my designer bag, you go bow, God will bless you and your generations unborn. It is  rare to meet people with hearts as golden as yours.  You have thought me that we don't have to wait until we have everything we want before we can reach out to those in need. Ma, i have not 'met' u in person but i love you. 

Thank you ma, for everything, i am deeply grateful for your kindness, your kindness brings tears to my eyes. may God favour you so much

 that any who hears will be amazed.

 My children and i appreciate everything. I pray that very soon God will help us to be able to escape our hell for good. Any bv that has any link to a job, i beg you to please help me, i need one badly to be able to pick the pieces of our life.

 Stella kork you  are blessed amongst women. Thanks for the beautiful platform.

Early last month i announced my landing a job and promised Richard card at the end of month(u know now, salary things LOL!) well although the job ended for some reasons, i will still redeem my pledge no matter how small, fellow BV's please manage this and as you load please say a prayer for me and my children, we are not yet out of the woods but i believe God will make a name for himself through our challenges. Thank you.

BV Chinyere

The Richard cards: the first one is Etisalat while the second is Mtn

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LAPTOP SOLD

Thanks Stella for my post on laptop for sale. I was contacted by 3 interested buyers but I finally sold to a blog visitor in Abuja. She was even kind enough to add up some money for my baby. Here is the Richard cards as promised, though very small. At all at all na em bad.thank you . .......................................................................................................... LAPTOP NEEDED

Stellakork, I type this  mail with a heavy heart and teary eyes. I am a Biochemist and also a PGDE holder, graduated many years ago but have not been lucky to secure a job till date. Am married and have two kids. My hubby is the only one talking care of the family with his little income he gets from his little business and most times I feel bad that I am jobless. Now business is very bad and I don't know what to do. 

I have learnt how to make flight reservations both local and international but sadly enough my Acer notebook that was given to me by my pastors wife when i showed interest to learn the flight thing has been stolen just when i  thought I could start doing something to help myself. This has left me with serious pains in my chest out of  thinking and am frustrated already. Please my dear Stellakork, can any of your bvs  help me out with a laptop? 

Even if its a used one? Or cash that can enable me get a second hand one? I promise to book flights without any commission for anyone who will see me through this. Am genuine you can check me out. I can give proofs concerning this if anyone wants. I don't want to be a beggar for the rest of my life,  after going to school, I want to help my children and people out there also please. My hubby is  struggling so much already but gets so little, please help a needy soul out. I have strong faith that God will see me through in life.. Please help me out and I  and my generation will forever be grateful to you. And I also beg for patronage, I will give reasonable discount to bvs also. Please help my struggle I beg you stellakork the only real blogger and also fellow bvs. God bless you all.
 Below is my email address.

alemsfly@gmail.com

SIGNING OUT HAPPILY AND BLOWING KISSES TO EVERYONE

KORKystella