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Thursday, March 19, 2015

Doctors In House Section

Hmmm....






UNUSUAL SEMEN

‎Stells Goodmorning, and thanks for this platform.

Please I need to ask in-house Doctors this question.

I've seen semen (not plenty sha) and all the semen I've seen are just there. Slimy, whitish, and liquid. So I met this guy recently and his semen is waaay different. His semen come in clots. Very thick clots that even water cannot dissolve. The feel of his semen with water is the same as unripe ‎ plantain with water. 

Please I want to know if this is a rare-normal thing. He's a Doctor and he says it's normal. But hmm! I'm not sure, so please doctors, I really need to know. Thanks.




HIAN!





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136 comments:

  1. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:01

    Let me sit and read comment!!!!!

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    1. Julit19 March 2015 at 11:51

      Hahahahahahahahaha. I laughed so hard.

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    2. GALORE19 March 2015 at 11:54

      Hian



      Go n check ur self ooo.....make u no buy market......ask d guy to see a doctor.






      @Galore

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    3. Unknown19 March 2015 at 12:23

      Lwkmd....
      Can't stop laffing
      D description is epic!!!

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    4. Front Row Seats19 March 2015 at 12:54

      And I was just drinking Fresh Yo! Now I have to throw it away.

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    5. CharisMAtic DIVA19 March 2015 at 13:23

      Lol @front row

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    6. CharisMAtic DIVA19 March 2015 at 13:25

      Poster, are u into any business?? Ermm... I mean .....yes bizzzz

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    7. Unknown19 March 2015 at 21:09

      What's the definition of Semen?? Is it a name,animal, place or a thing?

      ** listening to if tomorrow is judgement day ***

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  2. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:03

    Wetin u wan use him semen do? Are u a ritualist? How are we sure it's not ur pussy that's clotting his semen? Have u ever gotten pregnant from this plantain semen? Abeg give us detailed info.....Lols......Stella u must enjoy me

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    1. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 12:00

      lolz @plantain semen.....girl ur funni oo

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    2. Unknown19 March 2015 at 14:02

      Pls kindly move ur "Stella u must enjoy me" out of here biko. Wat planet r u from Btw? Hiss!

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    3. David20 March 2015 at 00:07

      That plantain semen must be one that come out when u he makes love to you particularly. And somhow has a diff semen arrive when he love another girl. Semen's r kinda subjective. They detect and know when to come out (either fast or stay tay) and how to come out (either unripe-plantain-water-like or over-ripe banana-like).
      Side eyes-- u be won like am b4 u found out?

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    4. David20 March 2015 at 00:15

      That plantain semen must be one that come out when u he makes love to you particularly. And somhow has a diff semen arrive when he love another girl. Semen's r kinda subjective. They detect and know when to come out (either fast or stay tay) and how to come out (either unripe-plantain-water-like or over-ripe banana-like).
      Side eyes-- u be won like am b4 u found out?

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  3. David Iyke19 March 2015 at 11:03

    TASTE IT AND TELL US THE TASTE SO THAT WE CAN COMPARE!MISS SEMEN SAMPLER!

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  4. BLOGLORD (MVBM)19 March 2015 at 11:05

    Semen analysis post!
    Ngwanu...
    Over to the sexologist and the Drs.

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    1. Sweetest Pussy19 March 2015 at 12:08

      Poster your pussy is soured hence the semen is like that

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    2. ChyAdaJesus19 March 2015 at 14:58

      Lmao @Sweetest Pussy...

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  5. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:05

    Compare and contrast... Hmmmmmm. Doctor oyaaaaaa.

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    1. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)19 March 2015 at 12:33

      Ato to ki sibe....wetin u wan take d semen do?
      @tennis fan,r u following BNP paribus/ Indian wells?I lost interest when my babe sharapova crashed out

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    2. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)19 March 2015 at 12:37

      Do u swallow or spit it out?...how d taste be,different?

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    3. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 13:37

      @bitchplis, yes I am following the tournament. You mean you are a ScreamPova(Sharapova) fan? Waoo. Well I am #teamSerena.

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    4. Unknown19 March 2015 at 14:05

      Eeewwwuuu.. bitchplis....plsssssss. *throws up*

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  6. STARRY LARRY19 March 2015 at 11:06

    Doctorssssss????? I think I be learner here




    *Larry was here*

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    1. Blackberry19 March 2015 at 14:12

      Come
      U guys don't use Condom?

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    2. David20 March 2015 at 00:10

      Help me ask am o. She been won lick am I guess.

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  7. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:06

    A doctor told u its normal yet u not satisfied....wait for native doctor naw...b checking answers where u didn't put it

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    1. David.20 March 2015 at 00:14

      Hahahaha @ native dr answers. Make she go lick am and compare with the ones wey she don see b4.

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  8. Yori Yori Princess19 March 2015 at 11:06

    This one pass me. I jump and pass this.

    am sure the guy is suffering from internal sickness.

    make i wait for original doctors to give advice

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  9. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:07

    Oya in house doctors over to you. Will be right back to read comments

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  10. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)19 March 2015 at 11:08

    Yes it's normal...
    It's common with men that eats banana and yorghurt...

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    1. Oil money19 March 2015 at 12:15

      After many years of sampling you are talking from experience Shey?

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    2. Sweetest Pussy19 March 2015 at 16:30

      Linda Eze, takes Semen as pap every morning. Ashawolistic idiot

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  11. Cynhams Cakes & Pastries, Abuja. Call/whatsapp 07034794947,pin 531753FB.19 March 2015 at 11:09

    Na wah ooo. See kweshion.
    Its thick nah.
    Anyway, if you are planning to marry this guy, insist he performs SEMINAL FLUID ANALYSIS. Just to ensure liquefaction. What I mean is that "that overly thick semen is supposed to liquefy about an hour after ejaculation.



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  12. ANGELRAY4SDK19 March 2015 at 11:09

    Na wao.

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  13. Justyswt19 March 2015 at 11:09

    Over to the doctors.

    Finally finished reading the book fifty shades of Grey. Ha! Thank God.

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  14. JayEm "Agrodolce"...the Nigerian-Italian-Australian experience.19 March 2015 at 11:10

    Hahahahahahahhahaha!
    I was tempted to open this post even though I don port.
    Lmao!!!
    Semen description.
    Abeg my boss don ring bell, make I go eat dinner for Greek restaurant.

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    1. Lady N19 March 2015 at 11:59

      You really do sound like a broken record with all these your port thingz and make-believe fairytale lifestyle.

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    2. Sweetest Pussy19 March 2015 at 12:47

      JayEm, hungry smelly broke ashawo

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    3. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 12:56

      Retarded poverty mind.
      Speak it, till you feel it. Dumb bimbo.

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    4. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 13:06

      U Don dey find trouble again!

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    5. Unknown19 March 2015 at 13:36

      Look wu we hv here?! Hahahaha! the drama queen herself!

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  15. slyvikim19 March 2015 at 11:11

    Awwwwww! Lemme wait and read comment

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  16. Emjay19 March 2015 at 11:11

    Wetin person nor gho hear,unripe plantain inside water semen,na wah ohhhh,oya docs dem make una answer

    ********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*********

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  17. Lilian Fc Barcelona19 March 2015 at 11:13

    Oga,go to the hospital. Congrats to all the Barca fans all over the world jare.

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    1. Sweetest Pussy19 March 2015 at 12:50

      Pls take your footbal to your street

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    2. Unknown19 March 2015 at 13:37

      Bwaahahahaha.my Sweetest Pussy welcome back.

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    3. Sweetest Pussy19 March 2015 at 16:31

      Thanks my Chizzy bebe...

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  18. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:13

    Hmmmm...doctors ova to u

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  19. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:14

    if you mean his semen is thick then know that your man doesn't have sex often. nothing is physically wrong with that.

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  20. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:15

    Na normal thing Joor!

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  21. Miss Ess19 March 2015 at 11:15

    No be small hian, pardon me o, na so you deh sample semen up and down?

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  22. Quiksilver19 March 2015 at 11:16

    Lmao

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  23. queen hadassah19 March 2015 at 11:18

    Hmm....gentlemen in the house, over to u

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  24. Cynthia Iyede19 March 2015 at 11:18

    Oya doctors in da house, shed light on this o.

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  25. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:19

    As a virgin Girl ....don't know what to comment,never see semen before

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    1. Manna Bee19 March 2015 at 12:41

      Abeg stop that rough play joor. Virgin boreholeeee. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

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    2. Manna Bee19 March 2015 at 12:44

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    3. Sweetest Pussy19 March 2015 at 12:48

      Sexy Queen, olosho like you no ver see Semen? Virgin prostitute

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    4. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 13:07

      Who asked you

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    5. CharisMAtic DIVA19 March 2015 at 13:27

      Marketing

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    6. @michelleogo20 March 2015 at 09:36

      Lmaoooooooooooo. Lucky U. Am an ex-virgin. Lwkm

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  26. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:21

    Person when get semen nor complain, na U.
    Doctors over to u

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  27. jbaby19 March 2015 at 11:22

    Nothing person no go hear, hmmm! Waiting for comment.

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  28. godsp19 March 2015 at 11:22

    This is super story....

    GLO IS THE BEST NETWORK... I glo with pride

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  29. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:23

    See question
    Nawa ooh

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  30. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:24

    E speak le kwa ! ! !
    In Voice Nkoli Nwa Nsuka voice
    *side eye to you, CharisMatic Diva*

    What sort a mannerism is this.
    Doing CENSUS on the numerous men you have bedded, not only that but testing, smelling and feeling their semens.

    Are you single or married ?.
    Do the right thing. Please.

    Better turn a new leaf joor.


    "Ndi dokita" o rue nu !



    ********************************
    Where that wings of mine let me fly out of here
    Just Like an Angel that I am.

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  31. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)19 March 2015 at 11:26

    Hian!

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  32. calabar chick19 March 2015 at 11:28

    Lol!

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  33. psy19 March 2015 at 11:28

    The guy who advertised himself searching for a wife yesterday (kingsley). I really don't see him like a serious person, He changes his bbm picture every second. Just wondering lol

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    1. @michelleogo19 March 2015 at 13:05

      So U addee him up? Waow (in that ghanian actor's voice)

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    2. SWAG LAFRESH 19 March 2015 at 13:32

      So you add am up? The guy dey find food to chop and clean mouth. Be careful

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    3. psy19 March 2015 at 14:05

      Yesoo I did @michelleogo. Waow lmao

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  34. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:32

    Lol,dosnt seem normal. Anyway Wats d cure for genital warts pls? Caused by HpV

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    1. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 12:02

      No cure. It goes away if you maintain a clean lifestyle. Have a doctor do a laser treatment to remove the warts. Apply the treatment cream and try to abstain from sex for a while. The warts will go away.

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    2. Unknown19 March 2015 at 12:41

      No cure for HPV but if you have lots of warts that are bothersome, laser is an option to have it removed or a cream called Aldara. Eat right too.
      Thick semen, no big deal madam poster. You wan take am drink akamu?

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  35. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:34

    I once had sex with this guy in lag With this same sperm like clots/seeds. Very difficult to wash off. That was the frist and last I did not go back again

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    1. CharisMAtic DIVA19 March 2015 at 13:33

      Brouhahahahaha Choi ! BV's nnụ g'egbu mmanụ

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  36. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:34

    Hian, odiegwu, semen cumin in clots n ur still setting yansh! Ok, ur pregnancy wil cum in clots 2, better talk 2 him abt it. Mayb an infection or sumtin, wetin I no? Mtchew

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    1. Manna Bee19 March 2015 at 12:43

      Chai! U week-ed gAan. Pregnancy will cum in clots kwa?. LWKMDFH

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  37. danny fisiye19 March 2015 at 11:35

    Woman your vagina go don loose by now with the tin you write o i've seen semen(not plenty sha)and all the semen i've seen are just there.slimy,whitish and liquid hian aunty take am small small you hear thank you



    #GODWIN

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  38. psy19 March 2015 at 11:36

    The guy who advertised himself searching for a wife yesterday (kingsley). I really don't see him like a serious person, He changes his bbm picture every second. Just wondering lol

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    1. Unknown19 March 2015 at 12:54

      U dont say...... Beware of such guys..They are jobless,womanisers and gold diggers.

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  39. Queenie19 March 2015 at 11:36

    This type is what you call one blow,ten die!
    OP try it out with in ur womb, there you may find answers to your question.

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  40. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:37

    Hmmmmm. NA wa o

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  41. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:37

    Shuoooo. Madame why u dey gather men semen observe am? Are u worried it won't be fertile or u are just curious? I no understand o.

    OK bye

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  42. Megoli19 March 2015 at 11:38

    Dicy tho

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  43. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:39

    ..U are lucky. get him to wife immediately. dts d kind of semen dt gives quadratlet . u can even stop gaving sex fr d meantime so it wnt turn watery. pls i beg u in God s name,dnt waste it.its a rare specie

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    1. Unknown19 March 2015 at 12:58

      Dis kind of sperm doesnt give woman belle..it wont penetrate to where d egg is for fertilization.

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  44. Default smile19 March 2015 at 11:39

    Wat kind of doctor is he??? Native?????

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  45. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:39

    I'll just wait for comments.
    I don't think it's normal tho

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  46. odus19 March 2015 at 11:40

    No idea

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  47. Divinity19 March 2015 at 11:44

    I second Stella's HIAN!

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  48. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:44

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    All the semen experts sud please get in here,come disect this ish for us in a layman's language so we'll be able to differentiate both the acidic and non-acidic semen wen we see one in the nearest future....#sideyes#
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  49. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:44

    THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    All the semen experts sud please get in here,come disect this ish for us in a layman's language so we'll be able to differentiate both the acidic and non-acidic semen wen we see one in the nearest future....#sideyes#
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  50. Bianca Bruno19 March 2015 at 11:44

    Buahahahaha
    Better don't let that thing into you.
    I will pray for you *in Cythia Iyede's voice*
    Side eyes

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  51. Unknown19 March 2015 at 11:47

    If the guy has kept away from sex for a long while, it can happen. It could also be that he has low sperm mobility.

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  52. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:47

    Wetin u find reach him semen, hain! Doctor be playing with fellow doctors prick n breast.I suspect u n this doctor. I tink its plenty children coming out lol..

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  53. Roseokokohblog19 March 2015 at 11:50

    Hmmmmmmmmm.

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  54. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:50

    Semen sampler face ur work o leave person semen alone oo
    curiosity kills the cat

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  55. Lady N19 March 2015 at 11:51

    'That water cant even dissolve'- biko is the sperm rock abi stone?

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  56. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:54

    If he hasn't had sex in a long time, or he is having it for theb1st time. Then again the viscosity of the semen might be high.

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  57. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 11:59

    You just met a guy and you started seeing semen; is that the first thing? What is this guy's character? What's your own character; so cheap; you're already opening legs? I shudder for you girl. Sure you are already afraid of infections; if you've not already gotten one since you've been seeing semen. All you see in guys are semen. Why not respect your vagina; your body even for once? Is this how you're going to prepare to be a mother of kids. Next story; pregnant, abortion, my man denies me, he moves to other girls etc. etc. Repent! Yes, I'm also a doctor and this is what I'd tell you in my clinic.

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    1. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 14:39

      Doctor, it's unethical to judge you your patient...she sought medical advice which you are yet to even give to her. Rather you are here castigating her. You can let her know about the adverse effects/ complications of sampling different semen
      rather than crucifying her. This is one of the reasons some patients with STIs don't go to the hospital because some of the attitude of health care providers (like anon 11:59).

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    2. Ralu m19 March 2015 at 14:39

      1000 likes! Poster tie your legs like mermaid biko.

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    3. Quiksilver19 March 2015 at 17:54

      Stop being sanctimonous!!
      Who are you to judge?
      Mtchew

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    4. Estelle19 March 2015 at 20:12

      Wow..@ anon 11:59, you are a doctor? and you crucify a patient like this?? Am short of words. Doc, there are other ways to give advice to patients rather than causing them out like what you did here. It is not the best. You just make them feel like it's a bad idea seeking help from a health professional.

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    5. Estelle19 March 2015 at 22:09

      *cursing*

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  58. SpicyTee19 March 2015 at 12:01

    Are you vying for the position of a Semen Ambassador?? Lol

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  59. Ice Queen19 March 2015 at 12:11

    Hmmmmmm okay

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  60. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)19 March 2015 at 12:14

    FUcking one man to another and observing their semen(s), is that not ashawo? Pls chegharia kwa.

    The guy has told you, google it. Nde mmadu sef!

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  61. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 12:17

    Babe, haven't you heard of the use of condoms, or why are u risking your life sampling semen up and down?

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  62. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 12:21

    Absolutely disgusting. Poster, are you a trash bins that men keep excreting into? So unto top of all the sperm you have been drinking none has wifed you?

    Keep up your scientific analysis. Inugo? It is well with you.

    Fred

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  63. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 12:45

    My boyfriend ejaculated inside me and it felt peppery please is this normal

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    1. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 13:47

      Gi and test for STD, peppery sperm kwa, oh Toto don suffer

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    2. Ndidiamaka19 March 2015 at 14:55

      Your boyfriend is infected,go and do swab test and treat Ursef,stop having sex na or protect ursef with condom pls,all these sex sex everywhere is getting too much,na babes go still suffer am. Treat Ursef b4 it spoils smtn in ur uterus in a long run and use condom,double it sef,if U must do.

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  64. Unknown19 March 2015 at 12:52

    Hmmmmmm

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  65. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)19 March 2015 at 13:01

    From your narration ,why having sex without condom?

    You are not even afraid of Std's and HIV?
    It's well with you.

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  66. SixFeeta19 March 2015 at 13:05

    Strong thing. Perfect.

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  67. Unknown19 March 2015 at 13:17

    this one too enter for question.

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  68. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)19 March 2015 at 13:26

    Some ladies wont learn, without condom n not afraid of hiv/stds. Be sampling them abi u be runs girl? Na real d viscosity go dey high even flash point.

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  69. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 13:31

    No comment.

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  70. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 13:32

    No comment.

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  71. Chidinma Grace19 March 2015 at 13:46

    If u can't abstain, use condom. QED

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  72. PalominoGeh19 March 2015 at 13:58

    Lmaoooooo acidic semen.nothing Shey person no go hia.




    Lwkmddddddd

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  73. NWAKAEGO19 March 2015 at 14:02

    Google is your friend

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  74. Anonymous19 March 2015 at 14:20

    Kehinde Ake, you are needed here. Ur area of specialty. Poster is dat how u go about sampling? Pls give ur life to Christ, quit ur old ways and u will see how life is good with Jesus Christ.

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    1. Quiksilver19 March 2015 at 17:55

      He's trying to gather info from google. Give him some time.

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  75. Ndidiamaka19 March 2015 at 14:58

    Babe poster,sampling semen,have protected sex na.
    Well that plantain semen is slow,can't swim fast,na so so girls you go dey born bcos x chromosomes live longer in d uterus,is he just a f**ker or a husband candidate??? Okay.
    Ngwa bye.

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  76. Ronalda19 March 2015 at 16:22

    What the H*ll!?*#??? Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!! Ohhhhh my word!!! LMAOOOO!!! I literally can't breathe! I'm all knotted up in stitches! Geeezzzzzz!   This is DEFINITELY the funniest post I've had the fortune of reading this year! 

    @Poster, I'm so sorry, honey, I hate to laugh at your expense but these comments are...gut bursting, to say the least! Whaaaaat??? Lord have mercy! For the 1st time in a long time, I can't programme my mind to take your predicament seriously! I couldn't even get to the 10th comment before my mind got blown away with outrageously jocular opinions! Blog visitors, some of you guys have mechanical faults. LMAO!!! WOW!

    Sweetie, at this rate, may I humbly suggest you go full throttle on Google search engines ‎because from most of what I've read here, the severity of this issue will be lost in the irresistible grip of humour. Someone even asked if you're a ritualist! LOL! Ohhhh! I can't, I just can't deal  right now, lest I pass out!

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