OMG OMG OMG!!!
NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
FINDNG YOUR MISSING RIB
Hi Stella, I was introduced to this blog by an ardent reader and i must confess i have been enjoying it.
Please Stella i wanna know, why is it so difficult for one to get a life partner? There are women every where yet i cant seem to find that special person. is there something I'm not doing right or is it just normal for anyone looking for a life partner? please my fellow bvs help me out. I'm 30, single, and a bizness man. i even rented a 2bedroom apartment last two years hoping that before my rent expires i will find that woman. Stella for where? my rent don expire and i no see anybody o...one room was empty for a whole 2yrs...anyway i just called my cousin to squat with me for the meantime.
Fellow bvs that are married,especially guys, was it this difficult for you
before you found that missing rib? i look forward to your answers.
I asked him if he was a play boy/man and he says NO....So it means that the same way some Ladies are finding it difficult to get hubby's is the same way some men find it difficult to get wives?WOW!
My dear,there are lots of beautiful hearts on this blog that seeks someone like you.
If you truly seek a life partner,please mail me indicating so and i will post your contact details tomorrow.
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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
BIG BEYOND BELIEF DOWN THERE.
Stella my light and shining armour.. Reading your blog has always been comforting. I greet uno my pipol this sunny afternoon. I don't know if my case is worth this blogs comment or not but please help a brother out. I've never had a relationship last more than months after the first meeting.
Not because I don't want it to last longer and grow into something special but the same thing always happen to click on the 'stop' key always after sex. Women I've been with complain cos of the size of my organ. According to one of my ex she says 'dis your tin fit spoil belle'.
Growing up with it was cool but now it seems like a curse because once we get to the sex part, "fear go start catch me" literally. Sex with women always seem like I'm 're-disvirgining' them, that is if there is a word like that. with the screams and blood ....... gosh I hate the sound of pain coming from my woman.
The last relationship I was in that just ended, was because of the same issue, and this makes me wonder if I would ever find someone to spend my life with. When we started I was always avoiding the issue of sex and try to sound naive about it, feeling she would just let the issue rest, and see us as the normal missionary couple waiting for wedding night to open our gifts. But this babe no gree o, she calls me names at times just to see if I would get mad and give her the cucumber but i dey pity her cos she's not that exposed to sex, for the fact that I'm the second guy she's dated after her first.
But I won't call it first cos it was a long distance relationship. Anyways to cut my story dwarf, the day she saw my Ojemba in its full armor, sis Bea no gree talk to me again. I had to measure it to ask this question, how many women would comfortably entertain and accommodate almost 11"4. 3" thick gear stick visiting their lala land?. Or should I just settle for the worst, that I would never find love or comfort with this thing.. I would prefer mature comments and hope to meet someone ready to mingle.. Should in any case and I mean any case my English no correct, please vex not with me, for I'm not perfect.
Isi gini?
WOW
OH BOY EEEEEEEH
HIAN!
Just look for someone who likes a biggy.
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NARRATIVE NUMBER THREE
#TEAMSNOOP MEMBER ASKS DISTURBING QUESTION
Stella sweet,. I belong proudly to the snoop team oo but it's like hubby has decided to stop me from snooping at all cost. He recently got a new fone, Samsung s5, the one with the finger print, meaning it is just him that can access his fone. The fone has a option of alternative password and I have told him to give me the alternate password he refused.
I have talked and screamed, he insist that it is his phone and I have no business whatsoever with it. How would a wife not know her husband's phone password?. I feel it is wrong on all level, even though I have not caught him cheating, I just feel something isn't right, and let's forget about the cheating or no cheating aspect, what if I need to access my hubby's phone in an emergency situation and I don't know his password, won't people call me a foolish wife. Abeg help me ask my fellow wives and bvs, what they think I should do because it's honestly affecting my mood. Abi am I just paranoid?
. Biko excuse my typos na vex I use type.
My dear,your people #TeamSnoopx.no vexs abeg,your people will advise you
Poster 2 PLS drop your details.
ReplyDeleteSinging in Rihanna's voice *whereeeeeeee have you been? All my lifeeeeeeeee*
Julit ohhhhhhhh. Hahahahahaha poster 2 please drop your details for her, some love it big
DeleteHahahahaha.
DeletePoster 1,you are a playboy.
Poster 2,your type of woman is here in dis blog,as u can see,julit is here.
Poster 3,u no get work,get busy.
Mehn ihn is loaded today.
Poster two....don't go far.....@Madam chizoba don write am here before say she like big AMU
Delete@Galore
Ehen nw stella,men find it difficult too finding wifes you think sey na only women? Whoosai I have a 50yr old uncle So rich bt still dey find wife..poster 2 the lord is your strenght. Poster 3 the lord is your strenght hahahaha
DeleteHahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha poster 2 got Me like a mad woman..but why worry? U wil surely meet that woman that can take you..relax and keep searching, most especially the skinny ones u hear lmaoooo!
DeletePoster 1: send your details in stella will help you post, you'll be surprised at the responses you will get.
DeletePoster 2: you will definitely find someone that loves it big. I know a few can hook you up
Poster 3: your case the court
@poster1 : sabo n manna bee are single, you can hook up with any of them.
DeleteWe have lots of single ladies here u can choose from.
@poster2 : some people likes it big,pray 2 met those that likes it big
Hope is not what igbo people call "ibi"
@poster3 : just go n rest
Stop bothering yourself
Nawah! @Julit, where have you been all this while?
Delete@poster 2, mere envisioning your kondo gives me goose bumps, hope you find someone that can accomodate you and ya weapon, lol
@3, it might not be that your hubby is cheating, he probably just wants to be macho about the whole thing.
However, i personally don't agree with this his stance. Like you said, what if you have to use/access his phone in an emergency?
I hope this does't come back to sting him sha.
Meanwhile, i think i read somewhere that a lady used her hubby's finger to unlock his phone whilst he was asleep, lol. U can try this, i guess.
Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers
Julit OMG I admire your courage,i just want to hug you right now
DeletePoster 1, Something must be wrong somewhere.... I pray you find someone that you'll love and accommodate and vice versa. PS, something being wrong doesn't necessarily mean spiritual but your person. Check yourself, listen to marriage seminar things.......
DeletePoster 2, Hmmmm, No comment. And many girls will want that o. My own question is that as its big like that, when you are "pooing" doesn't it touch the toilet bowl? Toilet infection things.... Hiaan.
Poster 3, don't use nagging. Subtly ask him for it and tell him about the emergency thingy. There's always a way a woman can get what she wants o. .
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Getting over someone is not forgetting them, its learning to live without them.
@Mosi_Tash_Jazzy
Hahaahaahahahaahahaahahahahahaahahaahaahahahaha u wan turn "agada" abi
DeletePoster one, u r not the only one In your shoes o...my brother is in same problem. He is the best and most honest person I know, a Christian , a hustler wt integrity...I just feel pained that his current gf is not treating him well...my bro is 34, he has only had two gf in his life, he is ever so faithful, dis second one is just annoying me so much I have thought of advertising my bro here on Stella's blog, haba...we grew up in deeper life and even though we left the church we r stil very much conservative in my family....my plans is to raise him 1M before June and set him up really well, I have a free 3bedroom flat in another area of town, I intend to ask him to move in there by his birthday in April and start a new life, maybe he wl meet a new girl and get himself up again...
DeletePoster 3, hahahaha...looks like I am team snoop o but I don't go thru my husbands phone trying to 'catch ' him...I just like to read his every conversation wt anyone cos am that obsessed at him, I have read his phone everyday for the last 6 years (we r only married 2yrs now) even though I have passwords to all his bank accounts and social media accounts. I get all his emails on my phone and there is no secrets because even though we have different accounts ...all money is spent together irrespective of which acct they r...I pay from his account, even do Good Samaritan from der...anyways when he bought his new Samsung, he used finger print block am...oh my, d way I took the matter ehn, e no reach three days , he unlock am shaperly....I guess he even had to go to the shop to unlock it cos he struggled wt it...my own phone get password sha, bt am sure h knows it cos we only have two passwords for all our accounts and transactions...life is beautiful!
Anyone interested in my bro can drop email o, il gladly hook you guys up....he is a graduate (2009) working wt some company at the moment but I just want him to do some business on the side to increase his income, he has agreed to leave this babe cos she makes him more sad than happy.
Eeeeewwwwwwwoooooooo!! Ekwensu eromansia mammy water? U go fit carry dis "propeller"???
DeletePoster 2 biko nu drop ur details n I will mail Stella to get it wat da heck how dare any woman run a way from such sweeeet endowment? Baby I got u *hehehehhe* am 4 real tho send me ur number
DeletePoster 2. U gather
DeletePoster 3. Your husband is a tolerating man, you won't try thus with me, 'shout at me to give you my password' hmmmm....funny woman
LMAOOOOOO
DeleteHahahhahaha@ the rush for the big cucumber!!!!!
DeleteRolling on the floor
Poster 1: Prayers from a child of God and good social skills always answers the issues of finding a life partner. God created marriage. He will give His children what they desire unless maybe the individual has personal issues to sort out or when God has a different plan to glorify His name.
DeletePoster 2: pls get married and stop deceiving yourself. 11inch is quite longer than average but a girth of 4.3inches is lesser than the average limit (not as thickly dangerous as you imagined). As long as you control yourself and don't go too deep, your wife will be fine. Wait till then pls. God frowns at fornication.
Snooping can be taken care of when you marry a godly person in line with God's will for your life. Been married for quite a while and snooping is not an issue. We look at each others phones and passwords are no secret when they exist. My only issue madam like to flatten my battery playing her favourite games after flattening her battery or hitting difficult levels.
If you're married pray for God's intervention to make your husband trustworthy. If you're not married, pray to God for a trustworthy partner and ensure you're trustworthy too. If both of you are God-fearing, the word snoop will be strange. You will handle each others phone without harbouring distrust.
Poster 2.....u made me laugh loud in a public place (people dey look my side nau)....lol
DeleteJulit, oyoyo.....where have you been? Welcome back.
You sure say u go fit chop dis 'din-dun-din'...make you no go quench ooo.
Hi, anonymous 16:29. Can I hook my sister with your brother? She's a very nice girl, good christian, but never seems to meet people who treat her well. Please reply
Delete@ anon 16:29, your innocent God fearing brother sounds like my ex. the only issue with those kind of guys is that they lack vision. sorry to say ma, he may appear perfect to you but be sincere, how driven is he? all these guys doing broda church, uncle church but you cant hustle, be there speaking scriptures. Do not get me wrong, i love the lord and he has my heart, i have faith but i hustle,write my visions out, pray and take definitive steps towards them. i get irritated by young men speaking faith without action, no job you dey proclaim love eh eh. i though i had received that which was mine when we met but i got so frustrated and angry with each day, not cos he was broke cos truly i didnt have so much needs(staying with my aunt so i no dey pay bills and i work) but broda gats to be inspiring, package yourself haba. if as a christian woman i hawt gaan why should a christian brother not be hot. so madam, i dunno about your brothers girl but i know how i felt before i had to leave, it wasnt nice, i wondered how i could have asked God for bread and he would give me hard stone. stella sorry i just had to say, sometimes i feel bad walking out of a presumed faithful christian man but shouldnt my joy and desires count? abi what do you think?
Delete@future, gbammm! I can relate to that, I dated someone like that and he used "God fearing" to get me carried away and I told myself that "being God fearing is not enough" u also need to be hardworking et al. I thank God I walked away. They are d same and their sisters always have a way of making their brothers look so good. Abegieee.
DeleteFuture you need to be kissed..No future ambition, no drive to be better than what he is presently, just story and I have faith in God story!!! Their sisters will always be telling stories like this. Many of them even believe you will be taking care of them too all in the name of marriage. Taking care of a grown ass man who takes care of you.
DeleteI'm a #nosnoop convert. Useless Samsung and fingerprint namsense. Hiss!!! Poster 3 just move on. I don even try my toe to unlock d tin ee no free na so I humbly decamp go team #nosnoop. He no even de fear to leave phone about again sef as d tin don seal up. But one day na one day.
DeletePoster 3 you're a foolish wife right now
ReplyDeletePoster 3.. From now on ignore the fone. Pretend u are no longer interested in it.. When he's sleeping u know that deep 2am sleep.. gently use his finger and open d fone.. it sldnt be an everyday thing oh.. I will join you and pray that he wont wake up and catch u. Lol
Delete#proudlyteamsnoop
Poster 1-.dont wait for princess charming to find you. Get up and go find her. The poor idiot maybe stuck up in a tree or something.
DeletePoster 3: na so dem de snoop? Abeg gerrout jor.
Poster 2: your prick advert has been noted. The interested will contact you.
Tochiiiii!!!!!
DeleteCrook!
Poster fit give her hubby sleeping pills to carry out her mission oh!
Lmao! Sdkb! Una no go kill person
Hahaha
DeleteWas thinking same @Tochini teamsnoop....that deep slp hian but sah good luck with that lol.
DeleteTochini, ur idea is just the best. Hahaha
DeletePoster 1: join d singles and mingle post
Poster 2: *lips sealed*...
P1: patience, like we advice single girls, God's time is d best.
DeleteP2: u don't ve 2 get a full thrust u know. Just a little bit n both party will b ok. Well ull find ur type here.
P3: Ure just a jobless housewife. @Tochini d finger prints opens d phone which enables u 2 put in ur password. So after all d awoko she will still ve 2 put in a password (unless ur man nor know how 2 program d phone). Pls go and get busy n stop looking 4 trouble where deres none. Rubbish.
Poster 1 you have so many women in your life, you are comparing them too. Just choose amongst them the one that have 50% of the qualities you want in a woman. Nobody is perfect.
DeleteSo Stella you think if he's a play boy he would tell you? Akuko na egwu
Hahahaha! Nice one Tochini. Perhaps give him some hot cocoa, horlicks or wine so he is sound asleep. But beware, it might make things worse snooping!
DeletePumpkin
Ahahahaha OMG I Can't stop laughing *When his sleeping use his finger to open the fone* I pity her o hehehehe Lol
DeleteI be original team snoop still snoopped yesterday night Wen he was sleeping.... Thank God I never see anything since I dey snoop....
DeleteJulit she is not a foolish wife..Marry first before u judge her..U think say marriage na boyfriend and girlfriend relationship? If na me,i go break dat phone oh.
DeletePoster 3, if you are not interested in snooping, you would have had the password and when he got the other phone, he would have given you the password.
DeleteLol!lol!this Tochini should be the chairlady of teamsnoop,@From now on,act like u don't care abtt d pone,then....madam u are a criminal.lol!Poster3,shei u don hear dis advice?ook!if u like go and continue shouting!
DeleteYes ooo,i am also a proud member of teamsnoop jare...snooping has been saving lives and innocent pple from jonzing' since 1832.
Poster2,its possible ur choice of gals is what is making u feel ur Kinikaan#in Stella's voice'#is the largest in africa!which means,if u need gals that can carry d thing and extra space be left sef,lol!go for tall ladies,slim also.bcos fat women have shallow punanies and vice versa.best of luck to u.
Poster 1,why don't I just trust u?why do u seem like the kind of guy dat will tell lies a lot,all in a bid to sample women,den dump den,then claim u have not seen the one that ur soul beats for?well forgive me if dats not what u are,but Stella watch urself as u are planning to hook dis guy up,he might just be a green snake!#mtceew
Lwkmd@ Toochi, Idi kwa bad lol
Delete@tessbaby clearly na u no sabi d phone na swipe with finger and immediate enter. Me don think as far as using sellotape lift him fingerprint before
DeleteNa wah ohhhhhh
ReplyDeletePoster1 u gho see wives on sdkb na u gho run
Poster2,biggy bro,gurls dey here wen need u badly,u nor get problem,just tell stella to post ur Id na u gho run
Poster3 leave ur husband's fone alone,there re 101 oda ways to snoop
********LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*********
All those looking for mama Dolphin's contact...An OGBONGE solution just landed PRAKATA for una so look no further!
DeleteJust ask stella for poster 2 contact sharp sharp, with the 11.almost 5 inches d**k...your puna will be so tight around it that the thought of eating chicken without chewing bone will be farrrr from your mind.
Hurry now because its first come, first taste!
Poster. 1- finding aa woman is easy bt finding d right 1 is hard. 4 u 2 hav nt found 1 dat means ders a special lady out dere waiting 4 u dear
DeletePoster 2- nna d way u described dis womb shifter me sef fear, I jst tie leg lyk mermaid, I tink der r girls dat'l love u dat way cos i'm nt a fan sorry.
Poster 3- he shld giv u his password na, bt 2 me, I dnt tink snooping in his fone. Wil mak u catch him sef, if he's smart he'l delete as soon as he types. Oh well goodluck.
Even me wey don marry I wish my hubby had that kain cucumber. Chai@ poster 2. Poster 3. Use celotape to get his fingerprint n viola! Poster 1. Pray! Pray! Pray!! Plus Mayb your standards are too high. You might be looking on the outside. Beauty is skin deep. She might even be closer than you think.
DeleteNarrative #3 are you a learner?...cool down dear, your hubby will unlock his phone for you by himself. allow him to sleep deeply, bring his phone and use his thumb to unlock it. Chikena! When you finish snooping you keep it back and act as if nothing happened. But if he wakes up while you are in the process, my hand no dey am oo.lol. Besides, why are you snooping when he has given you no reason to believe he is cheating?
Delete#3...mind ur bizness
ReplyDeleteOn the contrary jor. Poster 3 use the time you have on your hands and study IT.
DeleteI dey pity anyone wey go form locking anything for me. I will hack it and lock it for you and watch you pay a lot of money to unlock
Poster 2 it's well ooooo... Lol
DeletePoster 1. Just look carefully you will see the right person .. Stop carrying the impression that there are no better women out there.. . .
i seem to be the president of team snoop in my own way but hey darling,if nigga says dont touch, to avoid further embarrasment pls do not touch.Just silently prsy the phone is unlocked someday n while @it hope it falls and spoils so that if he ends up getting another with same feature ,then u r almost convinced of ur fears.
ReplyDeleteErm Darling while @ it,pls let us leave the incase of emergency story cos emergencies as such rarely happen.U n i know the reason u need the password.
Welcome!! D only news wey dey slap sense into mum girlfriends ND wives head
ReplyDeleteMy hubby's sister came back from lagos with a leg injury. She didn't even tell my hubby until one day we visited d village nd saw her. My hubby was angry that she didn't go to hospital and decided to take her to hospital the next day.can u imagine that my hubby has been paying this woman's hospital bill.am not selfish or anything but the thing is this woman is very rich and her hubby is super rich too but she is always calling my hubby to come pay her bills.do u knw that my hubby spent the night t d hospital because he needed to pay for her x ray which they did at night.my problem is that my hubby takes care of everything in his family yet they don't appreciate him.when I put to bed this his sister came to see my baby with nothing. On our wedding she didn't give us a single gift.am nt saying my hubby shld nt help his family but this woman is very very rich and my mother in law has 7 kids but if is only my hubby that provides for them
DeleteMaybe she jazz ya husband.
Delete#check#
U no resemble me ooo,I for don frustrate Dem two tey tey!!! What rubbish!!!
DeleteU better pray that God should break every spell from his life and release from every witchcraft manipulation. Hiaaan before una money go finish on top wound oo, I don't trust people Ooo. I wish we could do more of prayers and be extra sensitive spiritually.
Delete#1 it's not you my brother, wife material is hard to find in Nigeria now. See all the women on this blog with their bad mouth are all looking for hubby too. Yesterday one babe told us how one guy is dying for her to stay and see how all the women were saying dump him, he must be broke. Because rich men don't beg abi. Please let's continue to show these evil bitches pepper. And if u get pls don't forget to have side chick. But make sure she doesn't poison your food.
ReplyDelete#2 must you put the entire gear inside their vagina. Anyway u can comfortably have sex with denrele.
#3. Mind your damn business. Of course he is cheating on you. Are you beyonce? Even she gets cheated on. But seriously mind your damn business. At least he is still coming home to your aproko arse...
Poster two biko find someone like me. I like amu oku!... Are you igbo? Go to that dick post and start mingling with those girls that says they are team extra large...
ReplyDeleteDrop. Ur contact. Plzzz Chizoba, its u I want. Am ibo. I no u re married, buh to u does it matter? I ve been on ur comment I believe u wil. Welcum such! Let meet biko
DeleteU are still impersonating me abi?
DeleteChim o, but Chizoba, but you don marry nah, you are a disgrace to married women, make your DH? No see this.
DeleteThis chizoba impersonator don turn becareful oh, what is the person gaining sef
DeletePoster one! : chill you'll find someone.
ReplyDeletePoster two: look for a punani wide like a well, so that ur dick can swing like a pendulum .
Poster 3: stop stressing urself.
Ps: sabo is really not feeling good today,forgive any shortcomings
Chai this woman, can't stop laughing @swing like a pendulum. The guy didn't only talk about how big, the thing long join o. 11inches fit shift womb o. No bashing biko, na my mind I talk.
DeletePoster 2: there was a lady who was featured here, complaining of her wife punani, I think she is ur soul mate , ask Stella for her contact.
ReplyDeleteLOL this your suggestion is d best
DeleteHahahaha sabo I almost advised him same oh
DeleteSabo, I was just going to suggest the same thing to poster 2. Lady with the wide kitty Kat, if you're reading this, this is your man oh on a platter of gold.
DeletePoster 3, you're too nosy, go and take care of your kids or look for a hobby.
U mean hubby's punani right? If that's the case u want her to commit adultery, abi? Am neither judging nor discrediting your opinion.
DeleteNoooo, this lady is not married and she has a very wide kitty. I think it's in house doctors and she was asking for what to do to tighten it.
Delete*wide
ReplyDelete@ poster 2, u just want to advertise unself to female BVs here. No big deal about d size of ur thing, a woman's viginal is built to accommodate any size of dick no matter how big if well lubricated. At least e no big reach infant head!
ReplyDeleteP2: "Ori kini ko le to ori omo" lmao
DeleteP1: check the last S&M. You may find your rib.
P3: Na hypertension get you.
Poster 1,
ReplyDeleteDon't you have girl friends???...what of the ones you dated before??...or are they not good for marriage??...biko pick one of them and stop using and dumping girls...how am I even sure you are a husband material sef...
Poster 2,
The only person that would carry your rod is Ezenwanyi na Eli ihe gbaa agba!!!...
I would have applied but I don't really like big dicks....
I heard slim tall girls vjay jay are very deep and wide and can accommodate any size...why don't you look for one and try...
Poster 3,
Trust me,your man is cheating....Sorry to tell you this...
How can your husband be locking his phone and deny you access of going through it...
He has a big cockroach in his cupboard...
Poster 1
DeleteWife full every where .
Poster 2
Wethin you carry na african walking stick them they call am ,hence forth start search for real fat girls , na them they fit carry that wicked pleasure.
Poster 3- abeg leave the man alone ,hear no evil see no evil.
Thumbs up for the comment about poster 1 oh jare. Learner like him. He doesn't just have a girlfriend, he has girlfriends. Let him be there looking for Beyonce
DeleteXoxo Mystery's wide punani can accomodate his rod..Dat aunty gwegwegwe toto na borehole.
DeleteLinda with.......again, .........do u really know when to.use it..........*tongue out*
DeletePoster 1: relax you will find love at the right time. Continue preparing your self for that precious lady.
ReplyDeletePosted 2: hahahahahahahaha your matter na only God fit solve am o. Just follow anty Stella's advise.
Poster 3: your fellow team snop will give you the best advise.
Poster 3 STFU and enjoy ur relationship. Poster 2 with the BIG GBOLA the Lord is ur strength. Poster 1 continue with ur Gulder Ultimate Search
ReplyDeleteLol@gulder ultimate search
DeleteLook at this bloody mistress and baby mama telling a legally married woman shut up! How dare you enigma! You Buffon nonentity! Why won't you tell her to shut up when you fuck married men? Oloriburuku ode oshi!
DeleteBaby mama sabi the papa of her pikin,legally married woman is still fucking about. Huh! Shame! Who come dey legal pass?
DeleteP1 I undstand, been thinkin abt it too
ReplyDeleteP2 Ha!!! Go for chubby gals like our own oluyomi that has size 42boobs. They can endure/appreciate ur strongthing
P3 Authoritarian horseband. Sorry!!!
@ poster 1, are you good looking, financially stable and generous? If you answer no 2 d last 2 questions, then there lies your answer.
ReplyDeleteTeam snoop
ReplyDeleteI tire for una o
If he puts a password on his fone....u too put yours!!
Besides u should be the one using a bigger fone first befor him...I'm sure your hubby isn't an Igbo man cos our men make sure their wives represent...
Women,stop chasing men around...
They must cheat!!
Cheat and even it out!
See eh,when u start cheating it makes u more self conscious,more desirable
Just do as he does and watch him running after ur ass!!
U don't need all these
Yaaay you are back! Where have you been
DeleteMamie am very sure u a one of my methadone people
DeleteTwo wrongs cannot make a right
Delete@poster 1 please check the last SnM post there are lots of good ladies there, am sure you will get a good lady there.
ReplyDeletePoster 2 ahhhhh this your case its serious oh. Please KEHINDE come in here your advice is urgently needed. But poster hope you don't put in all your organ into your babe since your very big down there. I pray you get the advice needed
Poster 3 I don't know what to tell you, I do have Hubby's password to everything, fb, phone, email, any password haveable, I do have. Wonder y its an issue to him to give u, if he has nothing to hide, since he isnt cheating just allow the matter rest.
Poster 1 ... stop being choosy. go the Single and Mingle girls boku there.
ReplyDeletePoster 2 .... Na horse thing you carry so. abi you be mallam
poster 3... na heartbreak you dey look for continue ooooo
Poster 1. Lolz. Jeez
ReplyDeletePoster one: just work on ursef maybe dere is something ur not doing..well all d same just send ur tinz to Stella dere single people here ohh looking for Mr.right............sucess on ur search
ReplyDeletePoster two: people dey find dis type ohhh...dont worry put ur contact people dey wey go buzz u too.....sucess too
Poster three: if he is not hiding anything den he Shud give u access to his fone dat is my own addition.........I remain # Team snoop #anyday# anytime #####
Be right back to read chronicles of blog visitors!!!!
ReplyDeletePoster1.don't be shy walk up to any girl you see one on one.let how know how you feel.she will not kill you,just friendly and patient or you can get your dream iyawo on this blog
DeletePoster 2 your D is risky. 11"4 what?
ReplyDelete1 n 2, it is well.
ReplyDelete3. Stella you should have still given her your advice na. Poster I feel you should politely tell how you feel.
@Cynthia,what's well about poster 1 and 2?
DeleteHian!
The guy in Chronicle number 2,
ReplyDeleteHow far na?
*SideEyes*
LMAO!
DeleteAm sure you need some Lexington Steele action!
P1...u ain't saying d truth jor!
ReplyDeleteEither u r stingy or a coded ashawo man!
Lol!
P2..u r joking!
Use oyel(oil) n oyel d place wella before u spermatize!
Y will u use that yokozuna n spermatize a dry bia-bia meat?
U no sabi farm o!
P3..nothing for u,
Dem no dey lock phone were I dey so I dunno what to tell u.
Exactly, P1's not saying something about himself
Delete1st poster,
ReplyDeleteYou are either stingy or not good in bed or both...that's why you haven't been able to get and keep a woman...for marriage!Broda check yourself!!!
2nd poster,
Madingo I dey hail oh!!!
You should have waited for S n M na,instead of stylishly advertising your "big thing".Don't worry,female bvs who love it big will soon contact you.No scatter person pussy oh..lol
3rd poster,
Your attitude towards your hubby is so annoying.Stop looking for trouble where there's none.Leave his phone alone and get busy!He obviously needs his privacy.
It seems you are an idle housewife.Abeg park well Jor!
you but you are too busy to find them
ReplyDeleteStory 2: Your 11" is not the problem.it your low self esteem! Every lady dreams is to get a man like you. God created your thing beautifully for that special lady to break out of low self esteem
Story 3: Leave your husband only. Pray for God to open the password for you. How is your spiritual life be prayerful.
Pst.Chekeleke
Poster 1, pray
ReplyDeletePoster 2, there are girls who like your size out there. Keep searching.
Poster 3. Is it by force.
@poster 2, did i just read 11" WTF. Hmmmm, go for BBW or should i say FAT women. Their punani is endless, bottomless and wide as a cave... No offense
ReplyDeletePoster 3
no comment. You have something good going for you, and you wanna spoil it. Ngwanu kontinu
Hmmmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteStory! story! story!
POST I
ReplyDeleteIt can be difficult finding the right woman especially if you're really a nice guy who wants to settle down and have piece of mind. Attend weddings, go to other churches' activities, ask mature female collegues or aunties to help with possible female friends. But let the final decision be yours. Do do not expect an angel (no woman is) but do not compromise your standards. Good luck!
POST 2
My guy, it's not want you have but how you use it! Do you go at it like Hulk Hogan fighting Ultimate Warrior? No be like dat now! You have to make the woman feel relaxed and comfortable through PROLONG fore-play! Use lubricants to assist. You have to be gentle and gradually go from there. You must have a great sense of self-control to achieve this but hey, nothing good come easy! Good luck!
POST 3
I still can't understand why women like to snoop into their husbands' phones! The fact that you want to snoop means you don't trust him and if you don't trust him means you know he's cheating! So, how does snooping help you? To confirm? Ok, then what? Leave him? You don't need his phone records for that!
What if your husband has nothing to hide and he just doesn't want you to look at his phone cos you don't trust him? Relax girl, channel your energy to other worthwhile ventures. Good luck!
Abegi , i no fit shout. Poster 2 wit OJEMBA, I throway salute
ReplyDeletePoster 1.......my heart says ure a playboy and now it's nemesis time. dunno ooo but many times many of this guys toy with the good girls who truly love them and when nemesis come up, they cry foul.
ReplyDeletePoster 2. Maybe u need deliverance 'peepee deflating deliverance' another alternative is to enroll in the priesthood. It could be a sign u have a call.......just saying.
Poster 3.. It's like +ve & -ve campain in politics. Tell them what u can do and not what ur opposite has not done. You'll end up advertising ur opponent. Do ur best as a good wife, leave matters to God. He'll do the snoop for u, give u result and correct the situation for ur sake. Marriage is a wonderful and deadly business in equall measure.........when it's done right, nothing will call for snoop. I'm 100% on this.
ReplyDeleteN2: YEKPA! I actually brought out a tape measure! 11inches long!OMG!!! 3 inches thick! *fainting!!!!!* that's thicker and longer than a plastic bottle of coke, which is abt 9inches long and 2inches wide!
ReplyDeleteI actually measured it!
Na wa o..
I think you should tell your next babe from the word go that your package is super packed! Your destined lady will have her vjayjay set @ ur specifications. Hian! Dunno what else to say mehn.
Loz poster 1 , You funny sha. I'm 28 and i av up to 26 ladies around to wifey. be smart boy, date 15 pick one n dump the rest shikena. stop making diz an issue joor.
ReplyDeleteYeah true. P1 might be stingy.
ReplyDeletePoster 2,lmao,maybe u dunno how to use it well,u might be gigantic and not well skilled,i advice u watch porn.lol.there are tos of girls who love it big,trust me
ReplyDeleteWrong solution. All those porn stars take drugs to help dem do crazy stuff.
DeleteTake time to learn what your girl likes instead and focus on those things, because different women have different erogenous zones. Most men don't realise that pleasure for women is not a "one size fits all" thing.
Be patient and ensure she's dripping wet before you enter. I don't think you have a problem with girth from your measurements, I mean, a 4inch circumference isn't too big ( I'm assuming the 4.3 inches is circumference and not diameter, who measures penile diameter anyways?).
Your length however is probably a lot to take so do not try to bottom out in her. Learn the act of self restraint...
Enough said already, good luck.
Poster1 keep searching nd mingle more
ReplyDeletePoster2 God will provide a good place 2 a "accomodate" U.
Poster3 I think u shuld just let him b with his password a time will come will he will beg u 2 have it
Poster 1 and Poster2 are in the same category. I know both of you are looking for gullible desperate ladies unu ga eme oshofree.
ReplyDeleteLadies will now start falling over themselves just to have your contact.
Unu ga arakata desperate ladies until you get tired and you are 40 years. Then you will send another chronicle with the same story.
Poster 1...if in your neighbourhood,you did not see any girl to marry,
On your way to work, you did not see anyone,
In your office,no one dey there
In the club, no one
Inside market...you did not see
In the church,no one
During that wedding you went to...you did not see
At night when you are dreaming...you did not see
Then Nna, it is time for you to organise village meeting and beg all the old women in your village. its like they took your real face and exchanged it with a lion face.
Poster2...na today? i like your advert. Hustlers don't take last. At least you are sincere enough to say that all you have to offer is a big joystick.
Sex is not food, big joystick cannot cure poverty.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Poster 3...Madam face your work.
Very soon Stella ukwu sugar will think Poster 1 and 2 are potential husbands.
If i hear
XOXO MYSTERY
See who is talking about desperate girls..Are u not desperate at over 40yrs? See kettle calling pot black..Aunty gwegwes!
DeleteU dey say sex is not food but ur pussy has been passed around abuja..Akwuna abuja like u..Practice what u preach.
DeleteLMAO @beg all d old women...!
DeleteXOXO, men Na Ata amusu too, u know
Looooooooooooooooooool!
DeletePoster 1, this your story sounds one sided,. If you no be play boy, you sure say you no dey beat woman? Am sure if someone that has dated you before comes here to narrate, we will hear another thing. Poster 2, stop advertising yourself Abeg, ur thing big reach newborn head? Enh? Maybe u no Sabi for play, na to do the thing like that, thereby causing pain,lol. Poster 3, I know it can be annoying but mind ya business and don't look too desperate. No go give urself heart attack on top man phone.
ReplyDeleteP3 u know he can give u the password and have a 'special' phone he leaves in the office......
ReplyDeletePoster its either u are a stingy man or u just like to sample diff girls,poster 2;look 4 a gal with wide pussy,ask stella to send u the contact of dat gal that has wide pussy I mean the (xxl) one.poster3 just wait till when he is fast asleep and use his finger to press but pls be very careful make ur blood pressure no go high on top Man matter
ReplyDeleteOh dear! P1, So this husby and wifey thing na everywhere. God will give you the bone of your bones soon in Jesus name, amen. P2, am so scared with what I just read, what? Some babes like them big though but I think yours is overboard. P3 you better relax your mind and not give yourself hbp. Please relax and enjoy your home mbok
ReplyDelete@ narrative 2...If Mrs Donald Duke can take her man's gbola for years and have kids with him, then u have no problem, u'll surely find someone to love u with d big gbola.... don't ask me how I found out
ReplyDeleteLol,wetin person no go see for SDK....... Na wa ooooooo!!!!!
DeleteNo be small thing oooo....Donald duke's gbola aaaahnnn....aaaahnnnn #eyezrollinbackwards
DeleteIt is well...
ReplyDeletePoster 2 are u one of those guys that just go in and bang until you cum cos i don't see why they will leave you cos of ur massive organ.learn how to use ur thing biko
ReplyDelete..Poster 2 email me,I like dem big o.come let's get down...poster 3,ur man is cheating.
ReplyDeleteUna own no dey ever pass cheating weyreh gals na do or die to see man's fone? if any stupid gal try dat wit me she ready loose 1 eye be dat
Deleteuseless fools
Poster 2 . Where art thou !!! O lord almighty I need u right now .chai . I'm very deep and wide I go take u wella .
ReplyDelete@Tochini - u had me in stitches. chei!! Team snoop!! Giving snooping tips since 19 kokoro....
ReplyDeleteLol. Oga poster 1 what's ur ID? Drop ur email lemme mail u. Let's hook up.
ReplyDeleteAm single. Edo. I work and live in lagos,will be 28 this year. Let me know wasup if u interested
Poster 1, .. I hv nvr thought it's ss difficult for a man to find a partner as it is for a woman. So here's my thought... u are uncaring (I am a woman I cud die for a man so long as he shows me all dat TLC), .. u are not smart in d head (I totally dislike such men)... u are a sex maniac (I wud bolt d minute I see u coming)... if these and other rzns I did not give is d opposite of u, then ur pple in d village hv sworn to see u die unmarried..
ReplyDeletePoster 2... did u say 11"? I thought 6 was d longest... abi u dey wash us? Ekwa? Even instigating blood? Hian... ohhhh... obara chisos.. mbok, go to d seminary and take dat oath of celibacy.. cant deal abeg
Poster 3... fast and pray, he will open it ssomeday... oriegwu
The guy in chronicle no 1, seems like we share the same plight
ReplyDeleteP1...u must be a stingy guy,P2 jixus u want to snd dos babes 2 early grave wit dat long cucumber of urs lolllllllllllllll,P3 let the fone be biko
ReplyDeletehahahaha, Stella no go kill me with his red pen comments. Poster 3, Do you have business with his phone? Always pray for your husband to have his love, his phone could not determine his movement, what of chat and del?
ReplyDeleteP2, I wan die here for your 'OJEMBA',You even measure am, O boy, e long no be for here, nwannaa nwayo, iduwaa umu mmadu ikpu.
P1, Nothing good comes easy, with these, that lucky babe would gain respect and well appreciated by you when you find her.
Poster 1.. if u are willing to try again, call me out or drop ur contact details
ReplyDeleteNo be only to access your husband's phone in case of emergency. If it's phone numbers, start collecting it down, family and friends. Emergency indeed. You can access the emergency whatever when he is asleep. Place his finger on it while he is asleep. Aside from that, let his phone be.
ReplyDeletePoster 3: put password on ur fone too and don't tell him the pass word when he asks 4 it...dat way he will tell u his...
ReplyDeletePoster 2.. Always be gentle. first get her very very wet. then insert your cap alone and do not thrust. just be rolling your weist. allow her to take in the length she can carry herself. this will be gradual. its not a must that your full johnson will go in. just keep winning alone. shes will get use to it and with time she can take in the whole length. caress her whole body endlessly while on it. it will limit the shock in her system. Finally u can try to go in when the JJ is not fully stretched, she can then adapt as the size increases. trust me she will love it.
ReplyDeletethank me later
This is for poster 1. Are you sure ur not a playboy? because in all of Lagos, you want to tell me you have not seen a single girl. Check yourself, i am sure you have come across one girl, ask yourself the truth.
ReplyDeleteLADY IGO SAID;
ReplyDeleteTO POSTER 2;
Since all you've preoccupied yourself with is "browsing illicit skirts"; sexual immorality how on earth are you going to find a secure heart to date and marry?
How can a young person stay on the path of purity? By living according to your word. Psalm 119:9
If you give heed to God's word and remain pure, he will give you the virtuous woman he has made for you whose vagina is as deep as the penis he gave you.
All the best.
LADY IGO.
POSTER 1,they are plenty women looking for husband,u shdnt have a problem except you are ugly/fat,broke or with body odour. Even with dat some women will manage u like dat. OR ur the sort looking for Halle Berry when you look like Wesley Snipes.Na ppl like you go and pick mami water all in d name of looking for spotless girlz. You can imagine dat I have a male friend dat is fat wit pot belly and he says he cant date fat women. He likes slim,fair girls wit flat tummy.
ReplyDeletePOSTER 2,i got no words. God will heal u.
POSTER 3,stop looking things you cant find. Better face ur marriage n ur kids instead of chasing imaginary things. snooping or no snooping doesn't mean he wont cheat. some men keep xtra fone in dere car, office. Only God sustains a marriage, Act wisely madam..........FOREVER 16
Lol@God will heal you, hahahahahahaha!!! Nah sickness?
DeletePoster 1, go to the last single and mingle post.
ReplyDeletePoster2, there are ladies that like it big, just be patience.
Poster3, let your husband phone be! As far as he is not showing any sign of cheating. Don't give yourself heartache biko.
Poster 1, Something must be wrong somewhere.... I pray you find someone that you'll love and accommodate and vice versa. PS, something being wrong doesn't necessarily mean spiritual but your person. Check yourself, listen to marriage seminar things.......
ReplyDeletePoster 2, Hmmmm, No comment. And many girls will want that o. My own question is that as its big like that, when you are "pooing" doesn't it touch the toilet bowl? Toilet infection things.... Hiaan.
Poster 3, don't use nagging. Subtly ask him for it and tell him about the emergency thingy. There's always a way a woman can get what she wants o. .
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Getting over someone is not forgetting them, its learning to live without them.
@Mosi_Tash_Jazzy
Hahahahahahahahahah at touching the toilet bowel...
DeleteEwwwww...
Poster 1,2,3.smb
ReplyDeletePoster 1- hope u are not d selective type of person. Gals full everywhere jor
ReplyDeletePoster 2- God knw say dat kain tin no fit enter my body naa...
Poster 3- ur hubby is so cheating
Ano blame na as u nevee get man why everything wey dey ur head no go be cheating?? hmmm i pity man wey go cari ipekere like u
Deletego get a rife mrs advyzer wey no get man
Poster 1, Admit it, you are just too choosy! Its people like you that want a maid in the kitchen and a slut in bed, or you want to tell me that you have never been in a relationship! *Tongue click*
ReplyDeletePoster 2: Hmmn
Poster 3: Password your phone madam. Two can play!
P1..pray!
ReplyDeleteP2.calm n b stil
P3.ur last comment no good !even if ppl knws he locks hs phone kini big deal na una dey cause wahala fr ursef! Abeg don't use cos of ppl n b doin tins cos dats y ur worried!"let ppl no talk "mak dem talk na ......enjoi
poster 1, keep looking u hear? u will find.
ReplyDeleteposter 2, u will find who can accommodate "u". Every "koboko" get owner. lol
poster 3, u beta leave his phone alone. browse when its unlocked and leave it when it is locked. i am team snoop but i know when to let things be. someone just advised u to use his finger and unlock while he is asleep. do it only if u no longer love the peace in ur home.
am out.
sassy mum
Alot of beautiful hearts. Me for an example. My name is chinny. Lol
ReplyDeleteThere was this lady dat was lamenting dat her punani is so wide, I think she is ur perfect Match poster 2, pls contact Stella so she can giv u her info
ReplyDeleteMake i dey read comments
ReplyDeleteAunty Stella, please I sent you a mail concerning poster one's contact. Poster one please if u're reading this....i'll need your contact....u you can reply under this comment incase Stella doesn't reply me. Thanks
ReplyDelete@poster 1 & 2 una pelle @ poster 3: some men can be so annoying, I can imagine, just try to get d matter off ur mind and watch him more closely, there are other ways u know
ReplyDelete#1 Get one and wife her, I believe even in your church there're good ladies, you can still check here too. Wish u luck.
ReplyDelete#2 A lady complained of wide punani, God has blessed her, shah!
#3 Ma'am leave yr hubby's phone alone. Ignore the phone.
God don butter some BVs' bread here, wetin dem dey find don show. Lucky you, you and you.
ReplyDeleteP1 u must be a stingy guy,P2 jixus#runsaway#,P3 pls let his fone be so u don't see wat wld make u feel bad
ReplyDeletePoster 2..... You see your life? I've always said it, that it's not the instrument that matters but what you do with it....
ReplyDeleteLooks like you are so taken with your 'big gbola' that you've not taken time to learn how to REALLY pleasure a woman...
Mind you, with such big stuff you can't be doing unnecessary style like doggie etc...and you have to go slow....
Hope u r being truthful sha....
Post2. Pls stop deep penetration ooooooo
ReplyDelete@poster2, I'm a brother and can totally feel your pain but please don't be disturbed. The key thing about every tool is knowing how to use it. If you know how to use it well, then all the complains will disappear. So, here is my advise:
ReplyDelete1. Women will never be deep enough to take every inch of your 11inch+ tool. So, never, ever try to thrust it all in. You will injure the lady's cervix - hence the pain and bleeding. Learn to determine how much the woman you are with can take in and don't take it deeper. Once the tip of your tool bumps into something, know you have gone a little too deep. The head of the cervix will hurt and can bleed if you bump against it! There are positions that you get advantages with that length, which shorter guys can never dream of trying (especially with plus size women). Such positions help push you back so that you can achieve better thrust with reduced risk of bumping against the cervix e.g. rear entry.
2. You are not made for quickies (except where there is KY gel available). Even when a quicky is not the objective, KY is still a very good thing to have around because of your girth. So, get a few tubes of KY Gel.
3. Because some women will typically fear that thing if it really is that big, keep it out of sight until after some high quality foreplay. And even at that, introduce it only after bathing it generously in KY - just to be on the safe side.
4. Learn to be patient. When the thing catches you, its not time to go wild - you will injure someone. In the same way that trailers shouldn't speed, never be in a hurry - except your partner requests it (only after having previously experienced you sha o!)
You can thank me later.
When will you send advice about how to use brain and make money? I dey wait for that one mr traveller
DeleteThank you on his behalf!
Delete@ Tochini beads,trust me,poster's hubby would stir when she lifts his finger,as you suggested...Hmm let me put in my own suggestion,as a team snoop member.
ReplyDeleteEnsure you get his finger print on a glass cup. Transfer to a a masking tape,or cling film(or any of those engravers). Use it to unlock the device. Voila!(hopefully) lols.
I know that feeling of wanting to update your self (in Genny's voice),but having obstacles like this deter you,not a nice feeling...it feels like you're about to have a cold. lols
Good luck poster 3!
Rayjay
Slow down on the movies.
DeleteN1, dia is no perfect gal, just stick wt one who makes u happy. Am very sure u re d kind of man dt wants ur gal to be an exact idol, or material or being u av envisioned all ur life, but u may not find a gal dt suit perfectly into dt idol, so just find one dt av like 60 percent n I promise u dt u will thank me later. N2, every man in dis world av a perfect partner somewhere n vise versa, just av patience u will find urs. N3, Oyo is ur case. Dt tin u re looking for, no run or come here to write 2nd chronicle for us wen u find it.
ReplyDeletePoster 3, when he is sleeping press his finger down on the phone and it will open. But do it when he least suspects. Also start locking your own phone as well.
ReplyDeleteThe way dis baby is kicking 2day eehhnn,phewww!!! Baba God,pls see me tru the remaning weeks in Jesus name,Amen...its well.....Estyasexy
ReplyDeleteAnon 16:12 u go tire for my matter, I am a mother and its nobody's business.ur fada or husband will be d next married man I'm going to fuck, its clear that u don't know jack about me. Mistress ko baby mama ni, ignorant mofo. Ur father lap anuofia
ReplyDeletePoster 1,it's either you have uncontrollable body odor or mouth odor cos the way babes dey hustle for husband these days eh is unbelievable. So if u still never fit secure one of them, u must have a problem.....@Bia Bia.
ReplyDeletePoster 1,it's either you have uncontrollable body odor or mouth odor cos the way babes dey hustle for husband these days eh is unbelievable. So if u still never fit secure one of them, u must have a problem.....@Bia Bia.
ReplyDeleteAnon 16:24pm,dnt be carried away,poster 1 is not wat u think he is,he is surely a playboy. U don run send mail for contact,I sori for u. Smh! Goodluck.
ReplyDeletePoster 1: your wife will locate you. Fast and pray or do Internet dating... God will provide!
ReplyDeletePoster 2: LMAOOOO.... Hmmmmm maybe you should date a girl that has a lot of sexual experience? Maybe a runs girl that wants to retire? Coz the way you're describing yourself.. It's only a wise woman that can handle your wide load LOL... Haha! Sorry im not laughing at you sha...
Poster 3: your issue is simple.. Wait for him to sleep... Hold his hand gently and press the finger on the phone.. Magic!! If he wakes up pretend to be asleep too LOL or just leave that man's phone.. Does he struggle with you for yours?? If you're happy in your marriage don't go looking for what you won't be able to handle
Poster. I wish you were 3 more inches thicker. But this your judt 3inch thickness no be here. I don't like skinny one. I like fat one. But if you are still interested drop your email n we can go from there.
ReplyDeleteAt poster 3...my boyfriend also uses s5....dere is a way u can also include your fingerprint to unlock his phone.....if hubby aunt hiding sometin he shld b able to let u ve access to his phone.....my fingerprint can unlock baes phone...gudluck talking it out
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ReplyDeletePoster your husband is cheating.....if a man or woman has nothing to hide they will not hide their phone.....yes you can put a password on your phone but if your spouse cannot access it or u go paranoid with the thought of them looking through then you have allot to hide......
ReplyDeleteBut again you just don't snoop girl snooping sake, if u have no reason to give the matter a rest....I am very team snoop when necessary....another advice, don't let them know your source so they don't block the source...with the way most men dog around, from my experience and others I know snooping helps you
- prevent disease
- nip in the bud certain affairs that can lead to marriage, at least you can start throwing spiritual missiles to the women..
- it can help remove the other party sometimes....I.e some ladies are actually ignorant of the mans marital status and they end a relationship cos of that...
- stop the woman playing a fool, especially some men who take from their wives and spend on women outside..or men who spend outside and neglect family....
If u snoop because you are the crazily jealous type then u need a shrink.....snooping is meant to just help confirm what you suspect....all you team no snoop maybe una dey use juju confirm una own we no sabi oh...lol...but trust me if u have a reason to suspect and u don't snoop then u might not really feel anything for that person.....
#mytwopencesha#
Anon 17:16.. your hubby family don remote him. am sure they are taking his kindness for granted. sorry there is nothing you can do. just pray that God continue to provide for your famil.
ReplyDeleteUr big d**k is a weapon of war.
ReplyDeletePoster 2 look for a lady of like minds with u
ReplyDeletePoster 1. Am sure you are expecting too much from ladies, love a girl the way she is and with time she will live the way you want her to
ReplyDeletePoster 2. According to Kim K, no size is too big. Try some lil more foreplay n lubricant, make it really wet down there n girls will come drooling.
Poster 3. No gist from here, i believe snooping is a disease, get well soon.
Poster 3; don’t get paranoid. God has a way of doing things. If he is indeed cheating he will somehow leave his phone after using it to go pee or get water or a distraction of sm sought , trust me it take abt 30 seconds to a min for a passworded phone to lock. Just keep watching.
ReplyDeletePoster 2: No offence but I think you don't know how to do it well. I have a big dick too but women dont complain, most (if not all) enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteHere's what you'll do
Engage in adequate foreplay till she's dripping wet.
Make surr you have some KY Jelly next to you. If it is your first time of being with the lady, do not show her your thing or allow her to touch it. When ready for entry, hold your thing and use it to rub at the entrance of her vagina and the clitoris. Do not enter, just rub around there.
If she is wet enough, you'll be able to get the tip of your penis wet enough for easy entry but if not wet enough, rub some KY Jelly around the tip (not shaft). Insert your thing a little, pull it out, rub it around the entrance and clitoris then insert it again. Repeat this till you've entered more than an inch. While doing this, observe her, do not thrust like a dog on heat. Everything must be slow and steady. Do not attempt to push everything in. At this point, talk to her, ask her if you've gone in enough or can still go in more. She can tell/guide you. Once you've achieved optimal/best penetration, you can increase thrusting speed gradually while monitoring or listening to her to ensure she's not in pain.
Good luck and tell me how it went. Also, go more for tall ladies, slim tall ladies can handle us better than any other type of ladies. Meanwhile, some ladies may prefer it rough or harsh, to each their own.
Another quick way of entry is to rub KJ Jelly around the tip well, lie down then have her climb on top and penetrate at her own pace and depth
Cheers,
Zadok