Nigerian Ace Comedian Ali Baba in this interesting rant he shared just now, says it takes more than looks to keep a man and has gone ahead to share 5 basic rules to keep a man.
Where are those blog visitors looking for how to hook a man ooooh!!!
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LOBATAN!!!
Abeg jare...
ReplyDeleteHe. Said it all most Girls wit d shape sef are always very rude n full of demselves
DeleteIt's bcos they think they have everything you want in a woman.
DeleteA randy man will always chase other women,not because his partner has not met all d 5B's requirements,but just as a way of fulfilling selfish lust and counting his conquest.forget that thing,these men ain't loyal!
DeleteAli Baba STFU. You are no where to talk about morals Mr Foolish. You are nothing but an opportunist. Keep quite and say that to the air.
DeleteWho are you Ali Baba? You are nothing but a Gigolo. Where is Patricia? Give me a break foolish arrogant bastard
DeleteWho are you Ali Baba? You are nothing but a Gigolo. Where is Patricia? Give me a break foolish arrogant bastard
DeleteNice one Ali baba.
DeleteTrue though, I keep saying it, if you like, be finer than mammy water and have a bad attitude, OYO.
DeleteNo be by ukwu or big front yard. Ali baba has talked. But whats with this celebrity turn writer vogue this days, etcetera, ali baba, charles novia
ReplyDeleteHere we go again! Another nigerian man trying to tell women how to keep their men. Smh. I see he's trying to say those two women there only have their "looks" going for them. Even though that isn't the kinda lifestyle I would subscribe to but their "looks" is how they make money, I'm sure they posed other qualities too. Different things happen in marriages, some people get to weather the storm while others are unable to, there are too many factors to consider. Alibaba's rant is total chauvinist Bullcrap for putting all the responsibility on the women for having failed marriages. When are these egotistical clueless men going to shut the heck up? Instead of giving women rules to go by, why not ask the indecisive men to look inward at themselves and ask themselves very honest questions? You will never get to the root of problems by always pointing at what the women should change alone, both parties have blamed but most of these breakups occur because of what the men are willing to do, i.e. Cheat. That's on the man cheating, not his woman. Period! I can't deal! .......... Just Me
DeleteYes yes yes @ anon 18:46!! Didn't know where to start with my response till I saw your reply...smh
DeleteBros, the question is, do 90% men really know what they want?
ReplyDeleteAll men know what they want, their perception of things change as they grow older. They'll eventually know.
DeleteI think your question should be...'Do 90% of boys know what they actually want'
Hmmm he has said it all
DeleteBoys, men, they are all confused !
DeleteThis article is way too cliché for my liking . Tell us something we don't already know!
What makes you think pretty, sexy women don't make good wives? The problem is men like you (alibaba) who stereotype women. You'll never see anything good in a pretty woman other than her beauty because you she's just a tease to you. You probably never bothered to really get to know her .
This article is sexist. The major problem with marriages these days is infidelity. The problem isn't the woman , it's the man ! Even if she's the best wife in the world, you will still cheat! Spare us all this BS.
Women hardly find the qualities they want in a man and they settle most of the time, but most women are faithful . Do you men think we don't want men who look like David Beckham and Channing Tatum? But we settle for unsexy, pot bellied guys! Mtcheew ! I get mad when men rant about women , as if they are even desirable ! Rubbish!
He's damn too right
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Hmmmmmmm
ReplyDeletethe title of this should actually be keeping a woman.Its becoming boring how everything is about keeping men,for the love of God what do men do to keep women?in making all these explanations make it 2 sided not one even if u do not do men.
ReplyDeleteAll the chronicles we read here abt gold digging and 2 timing men plus men who do not even know what it is to be the head of a home what do we call that pls?
God will bless u a million times over dear. Ali Baba shld get busy abeg! Btw, marriage n love isn't all abt dt. Some women are just fortunate n some are not. Am married n enjoying every bit of it bt I don't see wat I do so well dt my unmarried friends can't do. Someone once said its how ur father treats ur mom dt reflects in ur marriage. Don't kn if its true tho but am only fortunate n God is on my side. No rules abeg. God favours whomever He pleases.
DeleteSo true Anony..my mum used to say it too "a man that doesn't love and respect his mum cannot treat any other woman he comes across with love and respect either..everything just boils down to the home training a man gets
DeleteOn point Salt and anon and Nina.
DeleteMy husband does not have respect and value for women because his mother married different men and have children for them! She had a man friend coming to sleep with her even when i married her son! She has stopped now and dedicated her life to God, but the harm is already done! It took talking and quarreling and patience on my part for him to develop a bit of respect for womenfolk. He sees women as sex toys and breeders! He suffered so much growing up that he lacks TLC! All the fault of his mother! Apart from this fault in him, he is a very good gentle man. But 17 years of being with him has taken a toil on me emotionally! I pray that my daughters never meet a man like him as husbands. I love him, but it gets tiring!
Mr Ali Baba,
DeleteAs much as I am tempted to appluad you on this write up, I will refrain from doing so and beg you that enough said on women! Rather teach your fellow men on how to treat and keep a woman!
I put it to you that, every man wants a body like the above women underneath him regardless of her character! Their men left them for women with the same body type! Why didn't they go for the plain Jane or the big and bold type? This is to tell you that they are guided by their 3rd leg in between! Btw, don't you know that sexy beautiful women are very proud of their looks? And believe they can get whatever they want? Because the society looks more favorable on them than the fat, or facially challenged women? When she attracts men like bees to a nectar, the other, barely gets a visit to her yard!
Your write up is consolatory to plain Jane women, but I won't let the wool be pulled over my face because after taking us to see mama and put a ring on our fingers, leaving us at home to cook, clean and carry your children, you go chasing after these sexy women, spending fortune on them so they can keep up with the permanent mistress status, while the intelligent, neat, respectful wife at home will be begging for peanuts and attention from you! So spare me this lecture of the 5 basics sir! 🙅
Very well said.
Delete@ anonymous 18:44, you've said it all. Even if a man marries the girl next door, he'll cheat on her with a woman who looks like those 2 vixens above . They marry bland women because it safer and they don't have to be worried about competition.
DeleteI just don't like the stereotype that pretty women aren't smart or good cooks or home makers . That's so wrong ! That's why a lot of pretty girls are single, because of this misconception.
I agree!!!!...
ReplyDeleteIt depends on the man. All men don't think alike when it comes to curvaceous women. Amber Rose and Chyna Blac happened to have been with men that haven't talked about their real experience to the United States of America media. I could be wrong. What do I know? I am single.
ReplyDeleteOh pwease give me a break,tired of all this fucking rules
ReplyDeleteAs in! Too many rules!!! So who no get sense or no sabi manage money is not entitled to a man abi wetin?
DeleteExactly f**k em rules
DeleteYeah yeah, same old repeated shii
ReplyDeleteword. I'm a lady and finds it annoying when all a guy sees is my beauty, its just not good enough.
ReplyDeleteI aint reading nada,there r women that have. Done all the do able nd still got dumped,,mbok women live your life bt responsibly your own will come..I think he should do a memo for men as to how to treat good women right too..evertym women do dis,bend like dis,sit like dia all for a man mtchew
ReplyDeleteI agree with him.
ReplyDeleteA nice body or one's beautiful cannot keep a man!!
What about keeping a lady?
Or are we ladies not also 4 keeps
Nawa ooh
Dis man shld shut-up abeg,is dis why u kept changing wives.......FOREVER 16
ReplyDeletePrince Charles left his wife for Camilla.
ReplyDeleteSo we have useless men no matter what you do. if you have the 5 qualities mentioned, they will still go out.
what is needed is just to go to Benin and do the needful. you will forever keep the man
What's up with go to benin bla bla bla. Enough already
DeleteAll this go to Benin matter, Na benin I grow up oh... And I don't know where they "keep" men in that town...
DeleteAli baba enough already! Nigerian men are the worst in the world. They are the most unfaithful, wicked, etc. Imagine most of them are married but still have love children that their wives don't know about, They have other wives outside too. Most of them are like that.
ReplyDeletemarry a Nigerian man? God 4bid!
ReplyDeleteThis Ali guy should just shut the hell up!
ReplyDeleteArrgghhhhhh!
I hate seeing all these his senses rules.
I was raised to understand that it's a man that does everything possible to keep his woman not the other way round.
To all the ladies here, just bear it in mind that you are a priceless gem.
You are to be cherished,pampered,loved, even 'worshipped', YES!
Don't let any egocentric man turn you into a robot just because he wants you to keep him.
Duh!
Any man who doesn't work hard to make his woman happy is not worth it and he is not a real man.
Ladies, if you've got such guy in your life, drop him like he is hot!
It's bad omen to associate with such a man, especially this Ali.
Cheers to all the good men out there who value womanhood.
Cheers to my Dad and Darling Hubby.
*I'm out*
Preach it! Preach it!!
DeleteTell them ooo. I can see some dumb people saying they agree. Agree to wat? Abeg, I say 'give me, give me' all d time. My husband feels gud wen I ask him for money. Sometimes he will hang arnd d huse before going to work just in case I forgot to ask. Yes, am a give me give me wife n dis marriage is over 8years. Come off d stupid rules jare.only a poor man will want his wife to have hustler mind. Am sorry, I can't hustle n I won't go hungry till I die.
DeleteChoi Choi Choi......u are d bestest!!!!
DeleteAs in ehn I just pity his wifey,him go don turn the woman to robot..perfect man with a perfect wife I hail thee
DeleteGbamest!
DeleteHow to keep a man? he only wrote things without really writting.... Each to his own.. Is not obvious in today's world that mere looks cant keep a man even tho its an undelying factor? My own is ...if u find urself a good man pls try not to be too clingy! Dont choke with all those silly questions like do you love me and wat not! Have a life outside ur relationship! Dont pursue pontential suitors away(it creates room for easy replacement).. Even if u cannot be d DOMINANT in the relationship...try to maintain the status quo! And be urself(i mean ur good self)...your self esteem nko...let it b like mountains! build it! Ok...nuff said cos d list goes on depending on d kinda guy u dating or married to but these will workwith most naija men. bye!
ReplyDeleteI like u girl!
DeleteEach to his own babyyy!
Hahhahahah,truth
ReplyDeletewomen if u like be fat like orobo and say I have internal beauty. U will be chopping d left-over of d man oda correct babes don chop bellefull for outside.
ReplyDeleteSee dis nkapi girl!!! How many men u don use ur lepa body tie down?? Tueh to u!!!.......a good man is a good man......vice versa!!!
DeletePreach it old man!
ReplyDeleteLOBATAN
WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell,Thats Fair enough buh can i just say something?
ReplyDeleteLove is not "plenty work" o
U wil work at It buh not like "toil at it"
That Bn said....
A man that wil mess up,wil mess up o
He dat wil stay wil stay.....
Most times,its not d wife's or partner's fault
A "Lying man" is à "lying man" Lol
A fault-finding man,à fault-finding man
A Stingy man,à stingy man
No woman made him like dat....
Some men have Left their very faithful wives.
Others,their hard-working wives
and yet some,their wise wives....
So u see,dere is really no hard and fast rule in keeping à man...
Just Be " The Best You" let à Good Man come for u n den leave d rest to God and for God.
Pens up!
DeleteOh oh!!!!
DeleteSo true.. 1 zillion likes for ur comment..
DeleteThanks ma'am...
DeleteNice one...kuku port to relationship expert.
ReplyDeleteAlibaba
ReplyDeleteSo true
ReplyDeleteRellaidiovo.blogspot.com
Nice one Ali Baba!
ReplyDeleteI think the reason why most men dump their woman for another too quickly is because they easily get "bored" ...no wonder they are polygamous in nature!
Dear ladies,don't let your man know everything about you...be mysterious,have confidence in yourself and don't be an ass-licker!
There are so many secrets on how to keep a man in a book tittled "WHY MEN MARRY BITCHES" by Sherry Argov.
Am more interested in making more money than keeping a man*wink*
U 4get say sherry argov na oyinbo,no b african,all doz finz na just book o,its not applicable 2 real life,y men love bitches n y men marry bitches.......story!!!
DeleteIn*
DeleteAnd women don't get bored in marriages @ pink lady?
DeleteBe mysterious Kwa? It's your own frenemy that will open your yansh wide for him!
Gurl! You watch and read too much movies and novels!
O! Please! Spare me all what you said up there!
Jeez! I have been married for 15 years! Forget that book! Why is there high rate of divorce in the white man's land? Is our environment, culture and beliefs the same?
Marry first, and talk later!
Taaaa!!!! Go and sit down Alika Baba!!! A good man Is a good man...vice versa!!! Phew
ReplyDeleteGbam!
DeleteToo much rules please...
DeleteSeconded
DeleteLol. .... 1000likes men
ReplyDeleteAnd how r these men supposed to keep a woman? mtcheeew!!
ReplyDeleteBtw, my on and off boyfriend of 3yrs finally proposed to me last week, i'm still trying to find the excitement. Y do ladies cry and all the yadayada when they get engaged?
Ofcourse i'm happy cos i love him, but i'm just not excited. I actually told him we shouldn't hurry the wedding, so we have left it for next year... Is it just me, or it happens?
Congrats... Take your time as you wish dear. Life na jeje.
DeleteCongrats on your engagement. Please take your time jare..
DeleteLol @ Yada yada....
DeleteI wonder! Is all drama! Too Much romance film Kwa? Congratulations. Please take your time and don't borrow a dime or empty your pockets. Because after wedding ceremony, you will eat.
DeleteU prolly were expecting it. You must be a confident woman hence... it is when u least expect something and it happens, that it triggers the exciting part of u.
DeleteBabe, it's like you don't really love this man or is this really just your personality? To like not get excited about things like that? Because someone who you claim to love and who both of you are about to take the relationship to the next level with and you're not excited? Ok now, good luck o.
DeleteOkokobioko!
ReplyDeleteOnce again mrs k...,,DIs isn't ranting na.......he's stating obvious facts that should be heeded by those who have sense.........Stella u must enjoy me
ReplyDeleteBrain.....check
ReplyDeleteBeauty...check
Behaviour...check
Body...check
Business mind...check
Am blessed
Baby do you want to cry?
DeleteLmaooo, that line left me in stitches
Really??? Bitchplis!!!
DeleteEhen Bitch Nwa Nna,how far?
DeleteU don propose ni?
Like realllllly?
Delete@la katie,men don't cry....dey weep.hehehe. @okija wife n awesome r,yh really. @GW,not yet...in due time.
Deletestella, you need to activate the like botton on each post! mehn the guy sense odikwa correct!
ReplyDeleteTrue talk alibaba, I wrote something like that too
ReplyDeletejibbyks.blogspot.com/2015/03/are-you-loveable-2.html
Well said.
ReplyDeleteTell it to the men who have made women feel it's all about the looks and that's why some women are killing themselves for plastic surgeries,whitening/bleaching,waist trainers e.t.c all in the name of "great body". You guys keep mounting so much pressure on the women while some men keep misbehave like they have no role to play in a successful marriage or relationship. it's a two-way traffic abeg. If u want to give advice, then balance it by advising both parties(men&women).
ReplyDeleteNa dos women foolish ooooooo!!!
DeleteFavour, thank you for pointing out the obvious truth! Okija wife, it is not so.bEven, women castigate others. Is it not here I have read derogatory words about other women? Have Stellistica not been called ugly? And that amebo that called her neighbor fat almost to obesity?
DeleteThe society and media have stereotyped women body shape! Take a look at all the celebrity wives, are they not trophy wives? Don't they proudly flaunt them around? How many of them went for the ordinary looking plump lady? Will they even approach them? Is eniola badmus not a lady with brains, why is she not yet married to one of them? Was it not here a lady commented that her bf of 2 years left her because of her size? Men wants to eat their cake and have it! But nature don't work like that! Nobody has it all! A man will choose sexy over brain if he is told to pick only one of them!
Hmmmmmm.....i am a plus size oooo,but my hubby or no man go take me do rubbish o!!
DeleteAbi o Ali Baba.
ReplyDeleteInteresting. Abeg tell us about the type of women who men cannot leave even when they want to opt out of the relationship.
I don tire for all dis how to keep a man. how abt ow to keep a woman. If u like be fine as Halle Berry,with personality of Mother Theresa and ride or die attitude like Annie Idibia or cook like calabar kitchen. if he shout at u or beat u, say thank you sir sef. IF HE WANNA GO,NIGGER WILL STILL GO. Was I created to serve a man all d days of my life? or God create me to serve u and ur family.............. FOREVER 16
ReplyDeleteLolz @ Cook like Calabar Kitchen.
DeleteU cray Boo.u cray.
If you have a billion qualities a man wants he'll still cheat on u . The imbecile talking didn't he leave madam Mary amaka to marry Patricia Leon as a giggolo . An old beautiful woman that was fucking top shots at the time I remember I used to meet her at Chelsea salon along toyin st ikeja those days . Abeg go siddon now u don turn soothsayer.
ReplyDeleteAhahahah Alli u don hear ur life history so?
DeleteThen why do some men still leave their wives for babes like black chyna and muva......Its about an individual not a woman being all the basic 5. If that was the case no man would marry Kim Kardashian. Men will be men even if you give them an angel for a wife. You would see a man extol his wife with all the adjective and qualities in this whole world at her birthday party which the guest can attest to that its the truth, no sentinments included, yet one if not two of his girlfriends are sitted right there at the party, what do we call that, now if the woman gets to know and she cant take such and she divorces the man she has no character abi! Alli baba should stop there. Let's give it to the men never to be contented, period.
ReplyDeleteOh puheeeeese
ReplyDeleteAmber rose was dumped...so what?
Ugly girls get dumped too
Beautiful girls get dumped.
The smartest woman still gets dumped
Though your wife is 5bs , you still cheat on her.
Do you know why
There is no pu..y like new pu..y
Men generally don't know what they want.
If you want acquire all the necessary phd and cook like a chef, if he wants to cheat, he will cheat with a bad cook.
XOXO MYSTERY
Lol...as usual. On point comment sha
DeleteGenny la baby, million likes to you.
ReplyDeleteXOXO MYSTERY
Brain-check
ReplyDeleteBeauty-check
curves-check
slim-check
Good in bed- check
Great cook- check
Intelligent- check
Faithful-check
good sense of humor- check
Good character- check
Business minded- Check
e.t.c
Really?
Get a clay and mold her yourself...inugo.
XOXO MYSTERY
I create a like button for this comment and CLICK!!
DeleteMe too! Chop 👊 xoxo mystery.
DeleteSir, thank you for your write up & if you fail to write a follow up for the men on how to truely be a man then I'll know you are based.
ReplyDeleteKeep a man, keep a man. What about keeping a woman? The women in this country has the end of the stick walahi! How many write ups have you seen on how to keep your wife & be the head of your home as a man (the way the bible talk am oh)? Nobody is perfect... We all are working & walking towards it but the pressure on women to tick all the boxes right is damn too much.
Be a good wife, good mother, good daughter in law, sister in law, good cook, house keeper, fucker, dry cleaner & still bring the chedder home just to prove say you love the man & your marriage... What is the man now providing? Women are now the bread winners +home keepers in this country yet we won't be given a breathing space.
Shout out to "sharing life issues with Charles B" programme & their emotional intelligent classes for men.
Tnx my sister you said it all.
DeleteDis man wey don marry like 3times don become marriage expert. nways he has the experience, since he don marry Mary twice now. Sir when your present marriage clock 50yrs we go take your advice......mschewwwwwww
ReplyDeleteTake Karuche Tran for example, She has no boobs or ass.
ReplyDeleteChris was always screaming...i love you Kae
Flat ass and flat boob girls used Karuche as inspiration believing they will snag a Baller and keep him.
In between screaming i love you to Kae, Chris still impregnated a big boob and big ass model.
Now he has a child.
Ladies do not stress yourself abeg.
Ali baba leave Amber Rose alone.
XOXO MYSTERY
Why d thing pain u pass? Is Ali baba d causer of ur frustrated life?
DeleteXoxo mystery,am loving u already.naturally,men cheat even if they have an angel as a wife.they all don't know what they want,confuse fellows.
ReplyDeleteMen know what they want in women. He may hv said the truth but those that want to cheat will stilllll cheat. Na conscience/discipline.
ReplyDelete@salt E: well said dear u spoke my mind. Gosh! Y must it always b abt men, men n men alone. God knows something somwhere wasn't complete abt dem n he decided t create we women yet most of dem dnt value us. We always go xtra n xtra miles in other t kip dem. wetin sef. Its sickening jare.
ReplyDelete*hissssssss*
Ali baba but you were once a gigolo nah, after using Patricia Leon you now married your banker wife abi? Now you can talk rubbish. *longest hiss* Ali is always using women, Mary his present wife was an aunty gwegwegwe so when Ali came to marry her she was very happy.
ReplyDeletePls! No rules In keeping men biko! Warisdis? Not every lady has business mind, not every lady is intelligent, dat does not mean dey won't meet d love of deir life some day! Some men hv it in deir blood to cheat so dere is nothing one can do about it. Beside I was trained to believe a man should work hard n live by certain rules to get a woman not d oda way round. So as 4 those women living by rules just to get a man, pls keep living anoda person's life inugo
ReplyDeleteBullcrap.....some men are dogs period, do all u can but they still cheat..yes some women are vain like that and think it's all about the weave etc but some tick all the boxes and still get cheated on.
ReplyDelete....bitchtpls keep basking in the euphoria of your new found love and tick all the boxes but she will def come here in a few years time to give us a narrative of your cheating arse....#loveisstillshackingyou#
I told my hubby I am done trying to please him....I cook well and serve him like a king, denied him sex only 2 time in 10 years of marriage, am not a financial liability and have never cheated on him....yes he complains about me not respecting him but is it possible to always respect a man who has been cheating since I married him? Have hit me a few times and has his own bad habits like I do mine? Yes we have had our good times together but who said only the woman should try and change for the better? Is there a law that says a man should not improve and be better behaved to please the wife? Is there a law that says a woman must be patient all the time while the man can get angry or talk as he likes and when he likes.....God did not design it that way, it is man and more so the African man who hasn't all these rules and regulations to continually suppress the woman...am in my mid forties and honestly and totally don't give a rat arse about pleasing any man anymore......it is me time and my children's time....I am still in the marriage cos he takes care of me and the kids and we still have some Luvy duvy moments but he still cheats and deny korokoro.....lol....i will henceforth do as I please........I have told him if I as much as smell another affair, I will start mine and that human has not been born who will ask me why....is it divorce....lol....no be today yansh dey back......summary, no man is worth the drama...you get a good man by all means be a good wife and mother, he begins to behave badly take a walk..u can never be perfect enough to stop them straying like puppies if they want.....am so done man worshipping....
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