For most of us, sex is a free, fun part of every day life.
And that’s when you can find them at all.
To make things worse, this shortage isn’t just a matter of lots of sexually frustrated guys and girls knocking about.
Abortion is illegal in the Roman Catholic country, which also has one of South America’s highest rates of HIV infection.
Experts say the shortage will lead to more teenage pregnancies and deaths.
Prices of johnnies have sky-rocketed as a result of a weakened economy and a turbulent political situation.
People have to queue for hours to get their hands on other imports, such as medicines, nappies, deodorant, and some foods.
One resident, Jonatan Montilla, told Bloomberg: ‘The country is so messed up that now we have to wait in line even to have sex. This is a new low.’
The shortage means some sites are cashing in, with auction website MercadoLibre selling a 36-pack of Trojans for 4,760 bolivars (about £500).
This is nearly as much as the minimum monthly wage.
Gynecologist Carlos Cabrera, vice president of the local branch of International Planned Parenthood Federation, warned that the lack of condoms would mean more women dying in back street abortion clinics.
He told Bloomberg: ‘An unwanted teenage pregnancy is a mark of government’s failure: failure of its economic, public health and educational policy.’culled
Na wah!....the economy is so bad that sex is all they have left and even that isn't easy to come by?..na wah.
Na wah!....the economy is so bad that sex is all they have left and even that isn't easy to come by?..na wah.
Lol. Seriouly this should be joke of the year
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Lol
Deletestella na wa o. sex is all dey hv left? rotfl
DeleteLIFE ENCOUNTERS
It's very simple. Let them start making babies
DeleteThey should import condom from does other country's closer to them!!!beautiful country
ReplyDeleteSo sex is all they care 4??
DeleteSex is not food biko
Lordly Lord, when is the next flight to venezuela. I need to get in a plane there asap. I would sell the ones i get here for only £50. Hook me up good people of God.. I know i would be loved up over there.
ReplyDeleteLol.
Why people dey carry drugs when they can carry condoms instead and say na for personal use and go make some moolah
DeleteLord have mercy!
ReplyDeleteu dey call God for bad thing? Okay.
DeleteAt least, they do not have insurgents blowing them up.
ReplyDeleteJust screwing problems.
But o won naa oh. LOL
is Nigeria not better in this case you can go into a chemist shop and see the tom tom displaying on you face and the least is 50naira lol Venezuela is so down like they have to queue for tom tom chai
ReplyDelete#GODWIN
Wow! I wish Condom will be 150000 naira in 9ja
ReplyDeleteAnd what would be achieved if it cost that much?
DeleteThink far,think wide. Don't narrow your thoughts
be careful of what u wish for.
DeleteBy their comments, u shall know them. So dumb
DeleteSmh @The country is so messed up that now we have to wait in line even to have sex...... Problem dey ooooo
ReplyDeleteYeah, I read about this in CNN, this is really bad
ReplyDeleteYou "read" about this in CNN? Come on!
DeleteYes you can read news on CNN website, olodo like you lmaoooo Nigerians always trying to point out someone's flaws but not thinking first the person could be right.
Delete@rubylicious,they have a website(I have it bookmarked) n twitterpage(I follow dem) where u can read news...I read news on cnn too
DeleteRubilicious 'read' is correct.
DeleteThe present and past tense na the same spelling
May God help them all!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm
ReplyDelete£500 for ordinary condom kwa?
DeleteHian there is nothing i won't hear.
This is not nice at all. When in some countries condoms are almost free.
ReplyDeleteThey should go and buy sellotape and seal their dicks with it na....abi sellotape don finish 4 market?lol
ReplyDeleteOne man's meat is another man's Gammalin 20....
ReplyDeleteWe should pray that the political brouhaha brewing in this country would not allow our Beloved Naija to degenerate to that point............... be laughing there oo,Alloy!!!
ReplyDeleteWe depend a lot on imported goods in this country this would easily happen to Nigeria...... please let's #PRAY&VOTE...... pray against violence and vote right!!!!!
-EFE
@ G_Pharm, you are a real entrepreneurer. Oya jor
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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This is serious matter.....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
that's what u get when u make a Taxi driver your President ..Hugo Chavez gave them Nicolas Maduro a taxi driver.
ReplyDeleteChavez left the country in a mess and there is nothing much Nicholas maduro can do. Last year there was no toilet paper in the country, fairly used cars are way more expensive than new cars, their only succour was sex cos of their pretty babes but now sex would cost you an arm and a leg. Hope naija never gets to this stage. #ilovepipilee
ReplyDeleteLike seriously??? What a country.
ReplyDeleteOk ,xoxo mystery send them a messege that sex is not food
ReplyDeleteThey had better start teaching the guys the act of withdrawing when they get to that point. Trust naija boys, my brothers are already on their way with boxes full of condoms @$20 each sef.
ReplyDeleteNigeria is tilting towards the same situation. When you have meddling government running every facet of the economy. Venezuela is rich in oil but mismanagement and dictatorship ruined the country. Last time it was scarcity of tissues (toiletries) now scarcity of sex.
ReplyDeleteTheir own bettre na only economic problem dem get, naija own be religious intolerance, BokoH(security), political madness,corruption in high/low places in the mist of overwelming resources so who deserve more pity naija or Venni?
ReplyDeleteSee business opportunity. Any nigerian with links in Venezuela should start exporting condoms ohhhh. Loooool
ReplyDeleteThey want to kpansh kpansh kpansh... They can always mail in condoms from china. aliexpress.com sells at the normal rate. Shipping is free
ReplyDeleteToo bad, that means free Stds and hiv. God forbid
ReplyDeleteEya
ReplyDeleteHIV will increase and unwanted pregnancy
Na wa wa o!
ReplyDeleteDis mata tie wrapper wear face cap o!
ReplyDeleteDawn
Too bad. See what an over dependence on oil has caused. The Venezuela's economy is built around the black gold(crude oil) & a fall in crude prices has left this mess of a poor economy.
ReplyDeleteFor real?
ReplyDeleteTo think that Nigeria economy is worst. Am amazed how other country's currencies still have value.
ReplyDeleteNa waO sex no be food na.
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