Whats that noise?
PROBLEM ONE
SNORING
Please doctors in the house,how do i get rid of my husbands snoring?its driving me crazy and i always have to leave the room for him to another room.
My inability to tolerate his LOUD snoring is causing a crack in my marriage.
Is this a medical condition?is it the food he eats?he likes to eat late but i have reduced it .
Even changing his sleeping position accelerates the gear of his snoring...
is there something i can do to help this situation?
Doctors please help!
Does he have cold?
ReplyDeleteIs he fat? Cos fat people tend to snore.
Once he starts snoring tap him to change his sleeping position.
Aww sowie dearie...
DeleteSnoring is very irritating. He should exercise more and stop taking alcohol. Once he starts snoring again, then my dear do the needful. Pinch the hell outta his ass, when he asks tell him it's probably a mosquito lol. Do this for 7days you'll go to church and give a testimony!!!
I once heard that inhaling olive oil stops snoring, try and make a research about it...goodlk
DeleteChoi, me I snore too oh
DeleteHmmm, I think u can take him to the hospital and they should check his nasal cavity
ReplyDeleteHow many times r we goin to tackle snoring matters here?...stuff dirty socks in his mouth when he's snoring
DeleteChoi, bitchplis...o buru gaan. dirty socks in mouth bawo? LMAO
DeleteIt can be fustrating and really really annoying. Enrol him in a gym, more of exercise would help.
ReplyDeleteIt could be as a result of stress or mid life crisis lol for my mind now I dey give advise.Doctors pls step forward and help.
ReplyDeleteLmaoo
DeleteMy hubby snores too....get ear plugs if you don't want to ruin your marriage. For some ppl snoring has no apparent cause or cure.
DeleteIs Ur husband rich????
ReplyDeleteCan he fuck U well????
If d answers to my questions are Yes,biko leave him alone.....if no,divorce him jare......
I hate Poverty!!!!
lmfao @ i hate poverty.... buhaahahaha
DeleteWho con like poverty na....lol
DeleteLmao! So many crazy ppl on here!
DeleteU don kukuma kolo finish. Choi lol
Delete@ SISI Eko lmao. Don't think it has cure.
DeleteIs your husband fat???...
ReplyDeleteFat people can snore for Africa...Does he drink too much alcohol??...
Cold weather makes people to snore too...
Gosh that noise is so irritating....
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Yu no see all this one b4 yu marry am.... Incase yu have forgotting, for better for worce.. So enjoy the worse like that.....
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Gbam....lmao
DeleteTry to cover his mouth anytime he starts to snore loudly. Just maybe that will help. Lol
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in other words, she should kill her husband abi? Eheheh
DeleteGive him BJ immediately he starts snoring. it will help to regulate d breathing.
ReplyDelete*not my concern sha*
Give him BJ immediately he starts snoring. it will help to regulate d breathing.
ReplyDelete*not my concern sha*
Give him BJ immediately he starts snoring. it will help to regulate d breathing.
ReplyDelete*not my concern sha*
Lol
DeleteEWU
DeleteLol.. that stuff can be so annoying
ReplyDeleteMadam tie your husband nose and mouth. the snoring go stop
ReplyDeleteAnd how will he breath
DeleteShe should tie his nose and mouth??? Make she kuku kill the man nah...abi how will he breathe when the nose and mouth are tied.
DeletePoster, dont follow this advise ooo except you want ur hubby dead by suffocating him.
He should stop eating late entirely.
ReplyDeleteHe should exercise more especially if he is overweight.
He should eat healthy.
Has he seen a doctor to make sure nothing is blocking his airways?
All the best.
Abeg all of u should stop wasting ur time....NOTHING can be done to completely eradicate snoring, it can only be reduced.
DeleteI'm no medical expert o. But na for this world we jam snoring, and na this world we go leave am. My opinion sha. Lol
this post just remind me of my aunty husband him be baba for snoring dear poster you husband they learn work for where him dey back to the matter I don't think some thing can be done o me no be doctor sha make I leave the matter for them
ReplyDelete#GODWIN
MR EDDY said this heat wan kill person o.
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My girlfriend snor as well,but what can i do noting!!!
ReplyDeleteLolzzzzzzzzzz
DeletePls do absolutely nothing about it o,
I jst can't deal with snoring cos I can't stay awake all night nd watch while he will be snoring n enjoying his sleep.... pikin wey say him mama no go sleep dat pikin sef won't sleep!
Pele , i doubt if snoring has a cure ,sometimes is caused by over weight , and too much fatigue.
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ReplyDeleteGive him a dirty slap as soon as he begins to snore. This resets his cracked memory pronto.
ReplyDeleteNo worries, you can thank me later.
Lmao
DeleteHaahaahaaaha
DeleteLol
ReplyDeleteI will wait and read comments, I can relate to this in a way
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ReplyDeleteLol. It's well. I was once in your shoes. I wonder if it truly have a cure.
ReplyDeleteFor better for worse remember. Lol. Make I sit down read comments joor.
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poster this is what you signed for.so please deal with it and don't let it break your marriage.you can't get everything hundred percent.try to tolerate it oh biko because if you drive your husband comot with nagging; another chick go open her hand; take your husband and ask him to be singing that melodious song into her ears every night.If he is on a bigger side; let him go down. do this with caution. no go insult him oh.
ReplyDeleteor better still stuff his mouth with socks every night when he sleeps.just don't mind me.I want to behave naughty this afternoon. well done dear
Pls help me answer this funny question, my teeth is aching me but I can't tell exactly which one is aching, is that possible?
ReplyDeleteYea it is especially wen d pain is unbearable. For me, toothache is like labour. Visit ur dentist
DeleteYes it's very possible I've been there... Go to a doctor they will do an X-ray and determine the problem tooth/teeth or gum
DeleteDont bother your head trying to know which one is aching you. Just see a dentist and remove everything!
DeleteJust tolerate him dear, remember dat is for better for worse. I know of a doctor who snores like hell but his wife tolerates (she is also a doctor) him. So dear jst take it easy wit ur hubby so dat ur marriage will not be in shambles.
ReplyDeleteHahaha welcome to the club, my husband snores too, early in our marriage it was driving me crazy, now I don't heat it anymore. Is like living near the mosque. When they start the early morning prayer after a while you will not hear the prayers again. Make up your mind that it will not matter to you and it will not.
ReplyDeleteYou can't cheat nature.I beg let the man be
ReplyDeleteMehn I cnt stand any1 dah snores oh.. it's really disgusting & makes me really uncomfortable.. one of things I must check out bout my future hubby.
ReplyDeleteMadam to d best of my knowledge z nt a medical condition. I believe z hereditory n wen z nt, then z stress. Had a brother dat snores then, all we do z to tap him weneva d snoring gets out of hand. So u too can help ur husdand by tapping him to change sleeping position
ReplyDeleteSnoring causes crack in marriage?
ReplyDeleteStill trying to wrap my head around that.
My dear ask them ooh?
DeleteA man who goes out in the morning , maybe hustling to put things and home in order, comes home very late (that's y he eats late)
Supposing very tired and slept off snoring
You as a wife can't deal and tolerate. ...Madam what can u tolerate then ?
let me read comments.
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There is this antisnore clip dt was advertised on dealdey,check other stores like jumia or konga,mayb it can help,sorry dear,it for better for worse ooo
ReplyDeleteNot al buh I know a family dat ve gone 4 surgerY in d throat region bc of snoring said dey inherited it frm their mum. Pele I really understand ur plight.
ReplyDeleteNne, pls get used to it. I and my huby also had same problems,infact we ended up sharing seperate rooms and it affected us greatly in terms of intimacy and communication and the rest. I had to advice myself and prayed about it and God helped me to adapt to his snoring, i sleep well and we are back to same room, unlike in our earlier years. God's grace.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
ReplyDeleteI don't think anything can be done abt it
I can't sleep nxt 2 someone that snores
If is causing a problem in ur marriage, then start sleeping in another room.
But if u know u hate snoring so much,y did you get married 2 him??#justthinking
To the best of knowledge,snoring has no cure.U just have to keep enduring or better still,sleep in another room.Sorry oh.
ReplyDeleteTot I was d only one in dis situation. Waiting patiently 4 ans
ReplyDeletePlenty of exercise and let him stop late dinner.
Deletemix fresh pepper and onions together then put it in his nose at night. ..I assure you that he won't snore again
ReplyDeleteHuh?
Deletetry making him conscious of the way he sleeps...that way cud help
ReplyDeleteI once met one guy that I really liked. The minute I realised that he snores, I tried helping him but he said that there is nothing that can be done because his is natural. Wtf??? My likeness for him automatically died.
ReplyDeleteU left cos of snoring n be taking up space in d single/mingle...u never ready
DeleteShuoooo see this aunty o. Ok bye
DeleteWow,I can imagine dear poster,he should change his diet,eat dinner early,and whenevr he's snoring too loud tap him a little so he adjusts.
ReplyDeleteSorry Poster, I think age has a lot to do with snoring and strenuous activity .
ReplyDeleteNo cure.
ReplyDeleteJust endure it.nt his fault
lol....what a ques! kwa where are the doctors in the house? i don't tink it has a solution though...my opinion sha
ReplyDeleteMy dear you're not alone on this. My hubby can snore for Africa. And to make matters worse, he likes cuddling me while sleeping and the whole noise goes straight to my very ear closer to his nose. I keep pushing him from time to time to change position and sometimes he wakes up on the process and leaves the bedroom for another room. But ever since I got pregnant, the competition is now real. Imagine him complaining that my snores rob him of sleep. My dear just deal with it. It's part of the package that comes with marriage.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha that's exactly my story. From the day i got pregrant and started snoring till date DH is the one now complaining hehehe.
DeletePoster please take it as one of those things you meet in marriage that you just can't do anything about.ENJOY.
Get him to lie face down on the pillow to sleep.This stops his tongue blocking his airway during sleep which is what causes snoring.
ReplyDeleteThank me later!!!
We've tackled dis issue of snoring b4, I suggest u read past chronicles on ur issue. Xoxo
ReplyDeleteTrue!!!
DeleteIs it me dat sent dis? Hmm! My sister my hubby's own na die. Well, it's frustrating but my LOVE for him surpasses it cos he's a wonderful man. I tease him abt it and we just laugh over it. Btw, I'm used to it and I'm beginning to enjoy it Lol. If u love him dear, try to overlook it and get use to it inugo. Good luck.
ReplyDeleteSnoring is not a problem, my woman snores and I don't complain, at first it was terrible but over the years I have gotten use to it and I love her like that.
ReplyDeleteis this my hubby?
Deletetiredness causes snoring anytym he snores jst tap him to adjust or change sleeping position, too much alcohol dey cause snoring too,pillow causes snoring when d head is nt placed well on it, over feeding causes snoring,so jst observe ur husband to knw which one dey cause am den find a way to make him stop
ReplyDeleteYou both should start eating clean and add exercises to your daily routine. You will see a big difference. *all the best*
ReplyDeleteThere are several reasons people snore , and some precipitating factors that aids snoring , knowing exactly what triggers his snoring, is a step to helping him curb it.
ReplyDelete1) is he fat/obese
2) does his have any nasal infections? Like nasal sinusitis or nasal polyps?
3) his sleeping position? How does he sleep
4) does he have and respiratory disorder like asthma?
5)is he into chronic smoking/ alcoholism
6) does he have obstructive sleep apnea ?
If one of the above is the cause, find out and treat accordingly .
Convince him to go and see a doctor to rule out the medical conditions above.
All the best.
Snoring I hate it with passion
ReplyDeleteRhinoplasty incase of a deviated septum, earplugs for u (wax ear plugs)
ReplyDeleteAm a girl of 21 and since I knew myself, ve been a snorer..believe me as a 'victim' is itz embarrassing n can be quite challenging..I avoided sleep overs and when I cudnt I was laffed at..dodged bording school buh when I had to go finally I was tagged 'snr snorer'... it gave me great low self esteem and as a result I had regular insomnia because I consciously sleep after others sleep.. mine was a result of inflamed tonsils which I had to cut off but had to live with the snoring... it can be as a result of different factors..the tongue blocking the airways, crooked teeth, obesity etc (ve done lots of research)..spent a lot trying to get anti-snoring aids the truth about those things is that is a total waste of money..it may reduce it but definitely not 100 percent effective.. ve tried to love myself and with help of my family and friends who now understands I don't bother abt it anymore.. a surgery may take it away but y will I subject my self to d probability of life n death just to fit in...
ReplyDeleteA lot of girls r snorers' so y ll I kill myself if am amongst d lot...
Sweet, he is ur husband... u probably knew he snores before getting into it (new age marriage) deal wif it! and do not love him less.. if he is fat make him exercise or try getting him aids (if it ll make you feel better) don't allow a non -issue crash ur home...mdere r worse case scenarios.... #my advice/ story #kisses
u should use ear plugs or moff,dats d only solutn o
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ReplyDeleteFor dose who asked y i got married to him when i know he snorted.....well i neva slept ova at his place even for a night so aw am i supposed to know???
We sleep in separate rooms though but am pregnant now and its telling on me.
He also doesn't like it when i wake him or tap him to adjust himself while sleeping,infact it has caused quarrels severally so dts y i decide to sleep in another room.
I rili want to help him solve this snoring issue but its like he doesn't want my help sef
For d bv dat talked about d anti-snore clip :I bought d tin ooo from dealdey e no dey work abeg,even me dat doesn't snore it falls off my nostrils wen i put it on.
I won't say my husband is fat but a bit bodied but has lil tummy. He doesn't drink or smoke .
Guess id talk him into enrolling for gym classes cos am tired of sleeping separately and our marriage is 6months only.
Thanks y'all for d concern
Doh.plug ur ears naa
DeleteEllo bea, get a ear plug. That's what I'm using now.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm here looking for ppl that snores. I grew up getting used to my dad's snores and now I can't sleep well in a very quiet room. Either low music will be playing or a church nearby will be doing crusade then I will sleep peacefully. That vibrating snore reassures me that I'm lying down close to a living being not dead body.
ReplyDeleteFaints!!!hahaahahahahah Nelo, me too grew up with my dad snoring so bad, my mum was complaining like this poster but over time we got use to it....Dear Poster, there are other bigger issues than Snoring, don't find trouble when there is none, sleep b4 him if possible (my mum's style) so that when he starts snoring you would be fast asleep....
DeleteLmao, you are funny!
DeleteI read sometin here on onefateful night nd d next day I had travel nd sleep over so wen I was reading comments I was shocked wat ppl were writing abt snoring was scared cos I haven't found mysef in such situation lo nd behold wen d time to sleep comes I cldnt. I was awake 4 hrs nd immediately I was jst praying nt to marry a snorer sincerely it was annoying nd fustrating
ReplyDeleteYou just have to cope with it. I won't advise you leave the bedroom as this may cause a rift in your marriage; I am totally against couples having separate beds. My hubby snores too but when he started exercising more frequently it reduced. You can get ear plugs also.
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