Vayjayjays dont have faces!
Perplexed social media users were confused as to what a vagina facial was, did or involved as host Philip Schofield and Christine Bleakley welcomed the self-confessed cougar onto the ITV daytime show to perform a vagina facial.
41-year-old Lisa explained that, whereas ladies are used to cleansing and moisturising their face and bodies, the vagina remains a much neglected part of the anatomy.
She revealed she was prompted to experiment with her revolutionary treatment when "80 per cent" of her dating coach clients told her they had "dry, sagging vaginas". LMAO!!!!
"The thing is once you've had children the area stretches, with menopause oestrogen does slow down. The area does sag," Lisa said.
Lisa Palmer came up with the DIY remedy herself
Presenter Phillip Schofield seemed a bit out of his depth
"I was a Guinea pig, I was trying different things, such as onions", she revealed – much to Phillip's astonishment.
Offering a warning for those who were considering applying Lisa's DIY mixture to their private parts, she added: "You have to be really careful because it is a sensitive area. If it doesn't feel right stop it."
Looking a bit out of his depth, Phillip commented the vagina facial may be helpful if you have a "shambolic downstairs".
Lisa then proceeded to perform the treatment on a 74-year-old lady, who was hoping to get her bits in tip-top condition for her 30-year-old boyfriend.
Twitter immediately exploded with people venting their shock, confusion and sheer uncomfort at what they had just witnessed.
One user said: "@hollywills @itvthismorning what the hell is a vagina facial? #VaginaFacials
@itvthismorning vagina facial? Reaallyy lol whatever next.."
Another pointed out: "What even is a vagina facial, vaginas don't have faces".
"Watching a 74 year old having a live vagina facial for her 30 year old toy boy was not how I intended to spend my morning @thismorningitv", one user revealed.
However not everyone was turned off by the idea.
"Hearing @Schofe talking about vagina does make me feel a bit awkward but an informative item none the less! #vaginafacial #saggybits", one said.
While another seemed inspired by the unusual treatment: "@itvthismorning @Schofe Very interesting segment, but poor Phillips face was a picture all the way through it #VaginaFacial Might try it?"
Even some celebs joined in on the conversation, with This Morning presenter Holly Willoughby commenting: "Well if todays vagina facial on @itvthismorning isn't reason alone to get your NTA vote... Nothing is!!!! Ha ha!!! X #VaginaFacials"
Radio 1 DJ Nick Grimshaw added: "Soooo.....an old lady is having a "vagina facial" on This Morning."
It's not the first time This Morning have shocked the nation with their casual attitude to nakedness on the show.
In the past the show has welcomed a group of nudists on their sofa and also performed a vasectomy live on air.culled
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DeleteFor African vayjajay facial use alum and rub there. Wo e go tight gannnn!!
DeleteMadness everywhere ...,
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DeleteCriously,
DeleteHope they are rubbing pancake and lipgloss for the vjayjay.
nonsense and ingredient!mtceew
Something like vagina make over yeah? I waka
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DeleteNothing wey we no go read for this life
Smh!!!???
Hey! Chineke. Onweghi ife mmadu aman fu fo ru ndi ocha. (nothing pesin no go see for oyinbo people).
ReplyDeleteHow is this workable. A 74 year old M-amie and a 30 year old BoBo..
Abeg make una nor spoil ma small mind *covers face*.
Oshi ati iranu
DeleteVagina facial kor,bumbum make over ni
Namsense upon rubbish
**lululiscious**
That Mam want die b4 God even decide to take her. 30 yr old boyfriend ??? He will kill her with all that strength of youthfulness.
DeleteCrazy world !!! and many will go for it ending up w serious complications(infections). That part of the anatomy is damn sensitive.... That's why the sun don't shine dia.
*Hian* things
ReplyDeleteLol @ at dry sagging vigina, please how is it?
ReplyDeleteAll those that are done giving birth, does the vjay really sag
if u dont want it to loosen up. Use CS to give birth. Abi mothers i lie?
DeleteAbeg with age that vagina dey dry up o...sag kini, no wonder this ancient woman want to moisturize it for more deep well excavation.....
DeleteAbeg..I came across a guy dat digs ancient vjayjay... The guy say old mama vjayjay dey tight but he has to use lubes at times and they are more appreciative of a good fuck....
Well maybe when I'm ancient I will testify to that but right now I'm gonna get a lot of it
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DeleteStella Hun. Did u forgot to give us that gist about ur Transexual Friend. What is his/her name again.
ReplyDeletePlease do. I want to understand how some of them thinks.
Thank You.
Hahahah..@vaginal facials...hmm
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DeleteMadness every where.
As in ehn!!!!
DeleteI will just sit down and read comment from the women!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSitted already, where are the females with "shambolic" downstairs?
DeleteVaginal facials indeed...jaymoore darling..your horney pie needs you for some vaginal facials..I want our xes to be outta dis planet..I know you are warming up lije gej for our time out...
ReplyDeleteHumour me love by replying me im game for some orgasms..whispers hope 10 rounds wont dry you up and break your waiste o...cause tomorrow is another day
Ezenwanyi I know you are due for this vaginal facial o....oya sign up so ya youngies can have a tight whole for their tiny dicks
hey.. U yaf spoil finish oo. Cant believe i read this.
DeleteG-pharm you know you worse hunay... But truth is u sint my blog crush, so stop having ideas
DeleteBtw I almost had lesbo sex in my dream....the lady has finished sucking my nipples afterwhich. She was proceeding to my Australian well down below when d scene change....does that mean I'm supposed to be a lesbian or I need regular cunilingus?.. Just pondering I really need This aussie facial and a good plate licking
Kai Stella have them all in your blog. The good the bad and the ugly
DeleteWhite ppl. Nawa o. U ppl won't kill us with new discoveries. Vagina facial? Am already off to grab mine.
DeleteI thought Jaymoore was male?
DeleteI must be mistaken sha
**lululiscious**
Towtow has no face,it only has 2 windows and a door that is always open...but its the most powerful weapon on earth!But Oyibo too do sha!
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DeleteTheir should be Anus facial for Gays!
ReplyDeleteOyibo people can misbehave at times
DeleteViginal facial indeed
OMG.. U should have written viewers discretion.
DeleteInfact u should be litigated for writing that 4 lettered word
Thank God that here was no VVV pics on my screen thanks for that.Now let me go and read it well.
ReplyDeleteEwo tun ni vaginal facials tori olorun!!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what's next
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ReplyDeleteThis sounds weird.
ReplyDeleteVaginal wat? Hian!!! Oyibo people na wa o
ReplyDeleteHian!
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ReplyDeleteI will pass
What's this? Eeeewwwww!
ReplyDeleteWhen I thought I've seen it all, they hit with yet another!! Facials.....kikikikiki
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74???? She never tire???
ReplyDeleteTire Wetin sex is sweet but it ain't food
DeleteKo ye mi....I don't understand
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@Galore
Pls alert me when dey start blokust facials
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ReplyDeleteWhite folks can never surprise me again. I have seen and heard to much in my young life to be shocked by their actions.
ReplyDeleteBoring...wat is happening to your blog these days madam
ReplyDeleteGet a life anonymous.This is news,some people where not opportuned to watch the broadcast
DeleteOr what would you rather have?Kyle Jenner dropped out of home school?Or Amber Ross wears prada?
Grow up
**lululiscious**
Afi Vayjayjay facial. shior
ReplyDeleteVagina facials?..some gals will kukuma stop wearing paents....oriegwu oo.
ReplyDeleteWon't be surprised if a new pageant is invented just like "miss bum bum...I guess it will be termed "miss vagina"...wat am I even blabbing?
#Ok Bye.
Your own go enter category of most deepest and widest... Bwahahahaha see award and your take up price would be vaginal facial and a good head from Liam Wentworth.... Talk say you no like the price.
DeleteWhat am I even blabbing sef?#ok bye..naaaaa for where I'm scrolling down to read more and check other posts
was expecting to c pictures of vajajay
ReplyDeleteAshawo cedis vjayjay...... That old mama own wey you dey tongue clean never do you? You wan still check out another old mama own
DeleteAlryt!! So ladies with "shambolic downstairs" can leap for joy!!! Kikikikiki
ReplyDeleteVagina facials?..some gals will kukuma stop wearing paents....oriegwu oo.
ReplyDeleteWon't be surprised if a new pageant is invented just like "miss bum bum...I guess it will be termed "miss vagina"...wat am I even blabbing?
#Ok Bye.
Hahaha.....
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DeleteHilarious and weird wonders shall never end.......next thing you will be hearing about is penile facial
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ReplyDeletelol. vry soon oxford would give it an english name, so women can casually say " im going to the saloon for a manicure n pedicure, den to the spa for a facial and vaginalix....." lol
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DeleteThis really got me laughing. Vaginally. ...omg
DeleteStella, tell us what she used in doing this vaginal facials. what did she mix. i am interested in this topic
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DeleteVagina gini?
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ukpa facials?!!
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Hmmm vagina facial?
ReplyDeleteWhat???!!!!!…What dose a 30 years old man want from a 74 years old woman's pussy???!!..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..
ReplyDelete74 and 30? wow!!! Putting onions? they should spill it all, so I can keep it locked away for when I am 50
ReplyDeleteBikonu wetin person no hear.
ReplyDeleteAnd the 74 year old grandma having a vaginal facial yo please her 30 year old boyfriend. Old mama youngie......What else is she looking for in sex
ReplyDeleteWetin person go no hear finish?
ReplyDeletePoor scohofield looking awkward. Congratulations to them for wining in their category last night at the NTA awards.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds really grooss
ReplyDeleteHey! Dis white ppl will not kill us o. Vagina facial? Odikwa risky. Am already off to grab mine.
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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This people no get shame o... Wtf is this abeg, on live TV.....
*GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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Hmmmm, what wont i read? Dis sugar mummy sef.
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ReplyDeleteGet a life anonymous.This is news,some people where not opportuned to watch the broadcast
Or what would you rather have?Kyle Jenner dropped out of home school?Or Amber Ross wears prada?
Grow up
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