Thursday In House News

Amebo no be work?
Abeg go and read the Amebo gist in house delivered in unadulterated Pidgin!..lol

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO ME

Hi Stella, yesterday was my Birthday and I would like to celebrate with my fellow SDKers...God has been faithful, I am not where I want yet but i am FAR from where I used to be..He has sustained me not becos of anything but becos his mercy is always available..Like my Pastor used to say 'when you know how to think, you will know how to thank' and when you become Thankful, you become TANKFULL'...I am grateful...

I m' not expecting any gift cos I dont have anybody to give me but I am privileged to share what I have with my fellow BVs.....

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Abeg make una manage de 'richardcard' na student wey I be...

My pics re attached...make una manage rememba say we be family...abi? Biko, take am easy with the lashing..na al my strength nd muscle I take put the pixs "smiles"...

Aunty Stella, sorry Sis Stells I Salute you. you brought us together as a Family...

Happy belated birthday darling.

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KEVIN HAPPINESS RECOUNTS ARMED ROBBERY ATTACK

''I would like to attribute my immediate absent from your

blog on Dec 24th 2014 to being robbed at gun point,it happened so quick,it

was gruesome and a grotesque sight to behold. They took me aback so

I couldn't really run,the armed robbers hid themselves at the back

of the stores along my street,immediately after the ugbowo primary school,it

never crossed my mind That people get robbed during yuletide periods as inwhen everyone is out there walking from place to place,especially on

Xmas eve,that was the mind set I'd while I went out,I was stripped off

everything I'd that night even that techno phone I once said was in

2015 in date already on a post,my BlackBerry pained me bitterly cause I'd one month subscription on it,it was the first time seeing a gun pointed to my head

and my waist ,we were few taking that route I was at the front ,some

girls and boys I think were far off at my back,they jumped at my front like

rodents vying for a piece of kernel,and cannoned me with their guns to

a dark corner,was reluctant at first but when I saw the machine, I greeted them well, you need see the way I was shaking like someone doing cultural dance,well i am happy am alive cos I saw lots of people who didn't make it to 2015 but I did with God's guidance and protection..lastly I had two wallets

,one was packed with condoms and the other I kept at my back pocket

had some money in it,.

They took the one that had condoms in it cause, it was at the front side of my trouser,please help me shout hallelujah,God knows why it happened that way as

this and my life is the only testimony I'd from that experience..please oh

No come-uppance comments am still mourning my phones''.

He sent this in almost 20times and each time i had to send it back that he should rewrite cos i didnt understand what he meant.Please forgive any errors.

Happy you survived the attack Kev.

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MEMO TO BLOG VISITOR CYNTHIA IYEDE FROM LADY WHO WANTED A WEDDING DRESS

Hi Stella,

I want to thank you for posting my wedding dress plea. I got sooooo many positive and concerned responses to be plea but although I haven't gotten a dress yet I know that that I will get it soon . OMG!!! The BVs on this blog are soo wonderful and I am very grateful to every single lady that replied my email. God bless you all and grant all that your heart seeks.  Am calling out Cynthia Iyede on of her job plea bcos a close colleague of mine posted a recruitment notice and it is a good financial institution and I want her to apply bcos I believe that dis year will end her job search. Cynthia please send your cv to ..........   

Cynthis please contact me for the email address,I was asked to make sure you are the only one that applies so that she could have a better chance.

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SOWING A SEED ON BEHALF OF SISTER

Hi Stella,

     I hope this mail meets you well. Please my elder sister will be 30 on 20th January 2015 and I decided to sow a seed on her head. I. Sowing a seed of 50k(fifty thousand Naira) in the lives of two people but I don't know how to pick who to give it I want God to bless her with a husband and most esp job. I believe in giving as it always work for me. I comment on your blog a times with my google name and sometimes as anonymous. Her name is Amaka Okoye. Happy birthday big sis. I Love you so much.

Thanks

needle2004@yahoo.com.

 

Your sister is beautiful oh.

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PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN

Madam stella, I pray this mail meets you well and I pray I find

favour in your eyes that my mail can be posted in the IHN

I want you all first join me in praising God for saving my life and

that of my less than 2 months old baby in a ghastly motor accident

that claimed peoples lives, I'm mostly grateful because my baby

escaped without a single scratch on his body( only God could have done

this) but I was not so lucky because I had fracture on one of my legs,

but I still thank God for sparing my life.

Please I need you guys prayers and encouragement( morally and

finicially), we have spent a lot of money here and still spending, and

the worse part is that the hospital( LAUTECH Teaching Hospital,

Ogbomosho Oyo State) have just gone on strike yesterday and they

discharged most of the patients. I don't have enough money to go to a

private hospital, I've just been sad all day, its your blog that has

been keeping me alive, but my subscription will expire on January 9th, I

don't know what to do again cos no money to even feed. Let me stop

here before I start shedding tears, God bless you.please help.

oluwakemiangel04@gmail.com

In case you are moved to help her and want to confirm her situation,her phone number is 08106127271.God bless you.

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SINGLES AND MINGLES FEEDBACK

Hahahhahah Great SDK!!! I met an sdker yesterday ooo, been chatting with her since we got in touch from the mingles post.

We chat like we have been friends for a long time. yesterday happens to be her birthday, so I was like okay, let me use the opportunity to meet with her then drop off a gift. 

Immediately I closed from work,I rushed off to park n shop, got a cake perfume and wine. Na so I reach where I go pay, checked my wallet my debit card was not there, I panicked oo, luckily for me I had little cash in my purse, so could afford just the wine... mscheww... I hate going to anywhere empty handed, shame for no gree me sef, so  I just had to get something for her, I paid for the wine and left, enroute to where she was, apparently she was having dinner with some friends somewhere in maitama, ‎I got there, chai she's a fine geh o... complete manchester attacker and barca defender, pretty face with a nice smile,  unfortunately I was in a hurry so did not even wait to do small amebo, wished her a happy birthday dropped off my cheap present and promised to get her something else, also taking her to onee popular amala joint they call iya OYO to give her a local treat, that woman sells the baddest ogufe in abuja.. Goat meat with konk body odour like you always say. I will  send pictures of the food only oo... lol... all these bachelors on SDK you people arre slacking oo, fine girls are plenty here mehn... this year we must have our first blog wedding by fire by force, it could even be mine lol!!!  SDK if I marry this year, na you go be iyalodee of the day oo,no two ways about it loool!!!  

Love SDKB like kilode. I have been a member since that your memo to Jim iyeke post, I strayed then the Jalabia post brought me back, while that Cynthia the zenith bank woorker post sealed the deal.

 I don't comment but I don't go a day without visiting SDKB. Thanks for giving me something to look forward to at the end of everyday.

Happy birthday my fine friend, wish you a long life prosperity in good health and wealth. God bless you.

Cheers!! She would know who this is *wink!!!

hahahahahahaha. you for give us small tip who the BV be nau.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVEED KOKO

Today thursday January 8,2015 is his birthday and heres wishing him all the best!.....Ajuwaya!

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THANK YOU DEBOLA

Stella,

I writing again to appreciate BV Deola.

I got an alert of 5k from her yesterday, as her blessing to our rent issue. May God reward her abundantly. She is an angel.

Thanks for this kindness, Stella. A big hug for you.

Mary

Thank you Debola darl.

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VACANCY FOR BLOG VISITORS

ATLAS MICROFINANCE BANK LTD is looking for young, vibrant and intelligent people for immediate employment.

POSITION: Marketing.
 QUALIFICATION: OND/NCE ONLY. 
 Must be resident in Abuja. Male or Female.                                
 Interested applicants should send their Cv and handwritten application letter to Atlas Microfinance Bank, plot 1077 old federal secretariat road Durumi Abuja. Can also mail their cv to Hr@atlasmfb.com

Good luck to blog visitors who will apply.If you are qualified,you will be taken.

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AMEBO GIST

Amebo gist reporting live fron the USA (United States Of Aba),

So this gehn gehn tori happen on sunday for chooci, (where are my manners sef, una doh eh, for ABA here, we say nna/nne ole way?)e no too funny sha but emm i gat to say it. 

Na around dat kind praise and worship time, as e dey hot dey go naim anoting come catch pastor, e come talk say e get one babe for here say anoda man give am belle but im pin am for her guy head dey deceive homeboy, pastor come talk say "you know yourself come out or face God's wrath", chooci quite, small time this fine okpeke just fall out for altar begin confess chai! E remain make her guy faint from shock in fact the whole congregation was flabergasted (breathing heavily from the grammer).

The gal come talk say na one 57yr old man give am belle (she don already dey date before before she meet the man) as she no see future with the man e come tell homeboy say belle don position, guy man happy go meet her parents tell them say immediately she born, they go do marriage, chai you need to see the look on this young man's face.

E no give abe mouth to talk eh, the only thing the guy fit manage nah

" no no no no am not a dog i can't eat left over" (e talk am more than 20X).

E kon talk say the one wey dey pain am pass no be even money wey e don spend for this babe, but say because of this babe do court case for two yr, say for im life e never go police before but na the girl make am experience naija police.(so sorry) at that point sef fear no gree me offer wether na sympathy abi na condolence you wan call this one?

As the guy don already dey provoke dey generalize (i know say at that point eh anything woman for the guy eye na danger ,you go blame am before?)

"Women, you see women they are all jezeebel from the pit of hell, if someone had told me i'll be a subject of such strong play i'll never believe it, i use to hear stories but never knew it will come to my doorstep" (pity).

Everybody just dey try encourage the brother for chooci, but na who wear shoe know where e dey pinch am..(so unfortunate).

The revelation come spoil mood for chooci sef, but in all things we give thanks to God.But come to think of it, e get some men wey dey raise another man pikin dey go think say na their own? If to say God no catch this one, this guy go just dey happy say e get pikin.

Errm na how i wan take sign out now be problem.....i never do this amebo gist before oo, make una manage me like this(that) choose any that suits you.

Signout granted...Na wah for this your kono pidgin,even me sef bow as waffy babe.I had problem reading it,infact i read it ten times to understand.LOL
na wa for the babe oh.

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STELLA HAS ONE BAG OF RICE FOR TWO BLOG VISITORS

I got a bag of rice as a gift and i am giving it back to two blog visitors who need some food.

I have given the rice to be given out by my friend and colleague.Please send an email to 

pr@bigsammedia.com if you are interested in this rice.

Two people will share this bag.

Thank you.

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JOB VACANCY

Hello Stella, Happy new Year. Please are any of the fellow Bvs interested? I am looking to opening a buka, and would like an experienced man or woman, boy or girl, or both, that will run it. They should be familiar with cooking the basic soups like Egusi, okro soup. Afang and Edikang Ikong will be useful as well.

Please they should send email to randycolly@gmail.com.

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MRS TAIWO MADE BLOG VISITOR DANCE SHOKI AAAAANH

( Abeg post, na epistle) Lolzzz........

Stella ( it sounds so rude to me but rules are rules) please join me in thanking mrs Taiwo once again, I was sitting down last saturday evening when a text came in from her asking me the type of phone I use, I replied, to cut a long story short, my BB bold 4 has been giving me hell for the past 8 months, ( pepper no rest to buy new one).
 I caouldnt read all stories on SDk because some open and disappear, no way to comment or rant as the case maybe, fast forward to Sunday, she sent one young lady to bring the phone to me, stella if I tell you the brand of phone u won't believe it one big HTC phone brand new from slot with the receipt and warranty papers attached so that if the phone develops fault I can take it there as its covered by warranty. I was dumbfounded, included too was a beautiful hand bag, very fine one also a boy's bag and other gifts for my kids. Ever since my SOS post this woman has shown me so much kindness. I never knew someone can be so generous, so sympathetic to a total stranger. 

Please I am begging all BVs that will read this to join voices with me to pray for her, please just take a minute or two to pray that God please bless Mrs Taiwo, may her requests to God be met even before she opens her mouth to pray. she will never know lack, she has given to a helpless woman that can never repay her, God will give back to her a thousand folds.

Chai now I read everything on SDK and can comment too, I go soon come out from anonymous mode- Blog ID loading... My shoki dance no be here, my kids even use the phone vidoe me when I was dancing. Joy nearly kee me

Stella thanks so much for posting my long epistle. Thanks for your platform, YOU are d bomb

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BLOG VISITOR SPECIAL REQUEST...LEGGOOO!!!

Dearest Stella, God bless your good works and may this new year bring resounding blessings your way. I have been following this blog for over 2 years and mostly comment as anonymous. Please I know this is much, but could you kindly help talk to a bv that has any form of nice ladies gift for my wife, her birthday is coming up in few days time and i do not even have a dime to buy her cake or a gift as we have been married for almost 3 years and i haven't been able to buy her cake or gift to surprise her on her birthdays. Our anniversary is also coming up soon. I actually planned surprising her this year, but its not been easy most especially at it is always in early January. I will surely appreciate this. 

(She uses size 39 just in case someone has a spare shoe for her).

 God bless you and bless every blog visitor on here as its never easy to give but peeps on here are mostly Godsent. I can be reached by email uyitimi@gmail.com

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Reply to IHN 7 jan anon 13:54‏

Hello Stella,

Happy new year.

Please the anon 13:54 is searching for a business to invest in which she can use the proceeds to feed her children.

I run a thriving business which I would like to expand online this new year. I was wondering if any Bv is interested in investing, partnership or collaborations. Please this is no scam and if anyone wants more info please mail classysassyng@gmail.com

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BLOG VISITOR PATTER OF TINY FEET IS THERE!

‎Hi stella, sometime in may last year, I sent you a mail concerning what I was going through. I told you I was pregnant and my family especially my dad was forcing me to have an abortion.

 Well, guess what? I just gave birth to the most beautiful girl in the world on the 5 th of January. Stella and fellow BV's I cant stop looking at her. God has blessed me so dearly. I feel lucky to have her. Even though I havent wedded yet. I feel so lucky the baby's daddy and I are together and super in love. I have the most supportive family ever.

 Last year was the worst year of my life but God has decided to turn things around. I pray that all BV's who are expecting, will soon come and testify. Please help me thank God.  ‎ 

Congrats honey.To avoid stories that touch,next time insist on a condom..lol

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THANK YOU BLOG VISITOR NUMDES

Happy New year Stella and my fabulous fellow BVs, this year is just starting but it's already a great year for me, so much favour and happiness. 

I want to appreciate really nice BV Numdes who blessed me with 5k, even tho I didn't write to her but she saw my thankful mail to Angle Hush puppy and was moved to bless me, Numdes I am really grateful, God will bless you and surprise you in many ways too, your gift means a whole lot, thanks so much.

And Stella another koko is that Hush Puppy has really made my life beautiful, when I thanked her for the 5k, food and clothes, I hadn't received them but my jaws dropped when I saw them, it was huge, A complete wardrobe change for my child, with the best clothes he has ever owned, LOTS of food for my baby too, as in we now have varieties to choose from, whenever I go to buy my usual one tin of baby food and I see people buying 2-4 different formulas, I wonder if it is just for one baby but now I have VARITIES of cereals and I have confirmed it's actually for one baby...lol.

I have tried thanking and praying for her but it's just not enough cos she won't understand what she's done for us. 

Please BVs grant me a New Year wish and Thank Hush Puppy for me, pray for her too. She has really touched and changed my life.

Thanks.

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N10K GIVEAWAY - READ AND BE ENCOURAGED PLEASE

Good morning Stella I'm an ardent reader of your blog and comment most times as anonymous but I recently just had an id.

You helped me a lot through my break up last year through reading your read and be encouraged column .every time  I read through it I became stronger and thanks to God and family too.

 I read in house news and last year I struggled a lot I almost asked for assistance but every time I wanted to a voice in me always said someone out there needs this more than you do and then  I prayed God would answer my prayers so that one day I can also help someone .

I want to sow N10000 naira into someone's life I don't have a lot but this year God has been faithful I can see my life turning around for good already .

Please be sincere and tell me about your situation.send email to this email sandrasaggitarius@gmail.com and with God's guidance I will give the money to who deserves it .

God bless you so much you have no idea how this blog touches people's  lives I'm a proud sdk blog reader .

I LOVE YOU HONEY!

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CONFIRMATION OF GETTING THE UNIUYO SCHOLARSHIP

Hello stella (side eyes BBC for banning aunty). You have no idea how much lives your blog touch. God will meet you and yours at the point of your needs and even wants. I applied for the UNIUYO student's scholarship the day it was posted. I was quite skeptical cos the protocols that was involved no be here. I sat for the test on monday and I just got a mail early in the morning congratulating me for being the highest scorer with 82 points and then he asked for my account number to pay in money for the JAMB form which I did and within five minutes I got the alert. 

Thank you Stella. Thank you Deedee. May God enlarge your coast and bless you all even more so much that the blesses shall call you blessed. Amen

'CONGRAT'