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My tummy aches from laughing so bad.I honestly hope i did north west ya time at all.I had so much fun compiling this today.
Stella my rib cage is vibrating oooooo
ReplyDeleteHahahahah
DeleteI'm in stitches mehnnnn
Stella biko don't kill me o....Lwkm
DeleteCheck Out Vabadon's Blog#Click Here to See
Hahahahhaha...@how bog visitors see jayem
DeleteOh my! Dis is so bloody funny.
DeleteThat side nigga shit almost happened to me. Crazy dude couldn't handle d fact that he was just a side dude.
DeleteOh my! So damn funny. Naw I understand dis don davido,he is making mockery of anoda blog visitor. Dis stella blog na anoda pakistan oh
DeleteHahahhaha friggin hilarious...
DeleteOxygen nd magnesium oo
DeleteStella today's laugh is the ish..
Thay Jay em own wan scatter my head here...don davido u are so cray..
Stella u don kolo.. laffin n cryin @ d sametym.. whc one isthe one weaarin trouser, wetin the second one wear..
DeleteHehehehehe! Bvs my belle ooo!
DeleteROTFLMAO!!!...see me laughing in the taxi like a mad person. Hahahhahahahhah
DeleteBest laughs. Ever
DeleteLWTMB ooh, the atm swallowing someone's card, happened to me ooh. Couldn't thank God enough that day
DeleteAnd no Stella, no time waisted
Oh my! Lol! I almost choked wiv laughter at d atm grabbing thing lol. #Hilarious
DeleteDon Davido, nice 1
My belle oooooo. Stella seems to be d best, Bwahahahahahahaha.
DeleteThanks babes.
Hahahahhahahaahahahhahahahaha
ReplyDeletethat no weave no make up picture resemble mamie hahahahagahabahahab
DeleteRotfl, FG is wicked tho, making Feb 14 Gen Election day...I only pity eateries and restaurants sha, na them e go effect pass.
ReplyDeletePlease click on my name for Fashion/Fitness/Beauty tips
Lol!!
ReplyDeletelol@saving for dna, that was myy story back in the days. Popsi beat shege comot for my body that i even started planning of running away.it made me a better person today sha
DeleteToday's laffs too gbaski.
DeleteHohohoho
They are just to funny i have stolen some ti share on my fb.
ReplyDeleteRotfl at "how bae sleeps and wakes up". How to know when @ Don Davido is having issues with bae #Maureen. Cece where are you? Trouble in Paradise???
DeleteWho is really this @ Don Davido. I ve also noticed he doesn't comment much. Where are the inhouse amebos.
Afam am here. Happy new year. How is ur mother inlaw? She don waka go? Or ve the snow reduced?
DeleteAbeg dnt put me in trouble oh. The Don is in a better position to answer tha. His bae is not in Nigeria. Are they not in Italy together? Abi una dey quarrel again. #confused.
Plz am out. B4 "they" come for my head.
I must add, @ Don Davido is in love with Maureen. Dnt mind him when he mess around on sdk. Mayb he is trying to get her attention. That's if they are having issues oh which i doubt.
This Cece u are a friEnemy. What if she didn't tell Don about her trip. So u ve indirectly told him now abi? Girls sha!!!
DeleteHAHAHAHAHA….How Bae goes to bed..HAHAHAHA...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahaha,so no val this year bcos of election!the babe yanch ontop bed na gobe lol
ReplyDeleteThose grooms men dance ehn..HAhahahaha..Crazy guys. lol.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehehohohohohohohohhahhhahahahahhhaaaa
ReplyDeleteNa true oo... we still waiting on lady stark... nice compilations btw
ReplyDeleteYou did not west my time lol as usual
ReplyDeleteLmao!
ReplyDeleteCustomized jokes for BV are the best.
Well done @ Don Davido.
Yes oo. Don Davido u dey craze Chai! Lmao.
DeleteSo my tweet made it to saturday laughs. LoL
ReplyDeleteKikikikiki... Jonathan's post got me rolling on the floor
ReplyDeleteSo funny, saved some to be used as my DPs later. Thanks Stella
ReplyDeleteJeez they are so funny,i dey laugh dey roll 4 ground.thank God am alone.d laugh was needed
ReplyDeleteHehehehe very funny pictures
ReplyDeleteStella you try ooo see wetin you cos now the ladies @ the saloon think am cray
ReplyDeleteLooooool! This is sooooo funny like say u know say we dey vex for here com snd sat laff.
ReplyDeleteLady stark we dey wait u oo.(loool) amebo dey sweet die I swear.
Happy weekend guys!
I can bet u that Ezenwanyi is the same person as lady stark, ages just staring up controversies here cosvdhes senseless
DeleteGood day house.pls am in need of 20 thousand naira.my mum is sick.she has diabtes and arthritis. I need money for drugs and to buy her insulin for the diabetes and to also discharge her.pls if anyone can help. God will bless u.pls.stella pls post this.pls
ReplyDeleteOmg I totally forgot Al my sorrows
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeletelmao!
ReplyDeletethat Ghanaian mermaid is so scary.
choooo stella you wan wound person with laugh.
ReplyDeleteI beg make una send memo to FG that election date go fall many people hand ooh
ReplyDeleteStella, why are you torturing me na? I've got neck pains. Imagine laughing so hard with pain in my neck? That Doyin Okupe got me laughing out so hard. Very good laughs today
ReplyDeleteoxygen magnesium...stellz u did north west my time...lmao
ReplyDeleteSo hilarious
ReplyDeleteStella, why are you torturing me na? I've got neck pains. Imagine laughing so hard with pain in my neck? That Doyin Okupe got me laughing out so hard. Very good laughs today
ReplyDeleteSo funny
ReplyDeleteSexy F
Lol.......true talk...
ReplyDeleteFebruary 14....
@Galore
Hahahahahahahahahaha,,,lwkmd
ReplyDeleteDon Davido!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend Stella and BVs. Been a minute. Nice Saturday laffs, I enjoyed it.
Lol
ReplyDeleteLwkmd...so funny.
ReplyDeletekikikikikkikikiki
Lmaooooooooo! 'THAT FEELING WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR BRA OFF AFTER A LONG DAY'. So true abeg.
ReplyDeleteLmao!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat pastors own is epic!
ReplyDeleteLMAO . Stella u did north west ma time al all
ReplyDeleteChai!jayem don suffer f don davido hand. Lol!
ReplyDeleteSo funny. Best jokes.
ReplyDeleteLol, u really made my day. Made to forget my sorrows for the moment
ReplyDeleteLotfl.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
Oh Lord!!!
@Don Davido...you try oh. Chop knuckle bro!
Grz Mille. Mi fa piacere che tu abbia capito che scherzavo.
DeleteCome va Sorella ?
Why u come dey type Wetin I no fit read Na? Bcos u bad gan! Bwahahahahahahaha
DeleteSto bene. Sono sicuro che stai bene.
DeleteStammi bene fratello!
don davido: Thanks a lot. I'm glad you knew I was just kidding. How is it going sister?
DeleteJayEm "Agrodolce": I'm fine. I'm sure you're all right. Take
care brother
Thanks to google translator!
Heeeeeha!
Too Funny biko
ReplyDeleteHahahhahahahahahhaha I show my brother and we both laughed together. No, you did north west my time. Thanks for cracking my rib
ReplyDeleteLMAOoooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteFunniest laugh ever!
ReplyDeleteThat text d mom mistakenly sent her daughter instead of her hubby....LMAO
Wen Dangote's daughter is preggers for u...
How BVs sees Jayem When she says she is shopping.....hahahhahahaha
How Bae Goes to bed,and how Bae wakes up..
Hahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Lol!
ReplyDeleteI no fit laugh abeg
ReplyDeletelooooooooool,stella,you are wonderful
ReplyDeleteLmao...
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha,very funny compilations
ReplyDeleteOne of the best collections.
ReplyDeleteLady Stark's own increased the tempo of my laughter.
Well done, Don Davido.
My sister u didn't west my time o. Niceness
ReplyDeleteLovely . Happy new year stella
ReplyDeleteAhahahahahaahahaahhhh.....will come back when I stop laughing...lol
ReplyDeleteIts so funny and no u didn't west our time
ReplyDeletePlease advice me to go and read my books oh.my exams starts in 2weeks and I'm glued to this blog #smh
**lululiscious**
I almost choked on my spittle while laffing
ReplyDeleteloooooools..
ReplyDeleteYea so funny u did 'NORTH'
ReplyDeleteVery funny can't stop laughing. Thanks cos dis jos weather is somfin else. Was bored
ReplyDelete#i want to tank my mum and dad and everyone dat gave birth to me# hahhahhahhahha can't stop laughing....always waiting for Saturday lafs
ReplyDeleteTooday laugh is da bomb. Thanks Stella
ReplyDelete@Mama u no dey give Ebuka load, Iya Femi, Bath in a cold water. hahahahaha
Rotfl
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehh lolllll!!!!
ReplyDeleteRotfl!!!
ReplyDeleteJust too funny I had to stop reading at one point then came back to it again. The person on that ladies friend list who thought she was a dead person, use style to abuse her hahaha.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha, Stallastica, am laughing so hard, you did north waste my time. anyways, we will continew tomorrow
ReplyDeleteMy tummy o. Today is d best.
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ReplyDeleteHilarious mehn, don davido don't let jayem catch u..lmao!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is really d best so far !!! Can't just stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteLmao. JayEm
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha, Stallastica, am laughing so hard, you did north waste my time. anyways, we will continew tomorrow
ReplyDeletePls, I need to get an id.. how do I go about it? Thanks peeps!
ReplyDeleteBig b
Omg
ReplyDeleteThis is wicked
I have laughed like craaaaazy
I almost choked and I had no food or water in my mouth
That's how I step into the shower with this cold weather. I don't like hot water at all.
Thanks for the laugh...
Lol stella u wan kee me for here. Too funny
ReplyDeleteHaa! stella 2 trucks ke, u carry container 4 yansh o
*Rmn blessed*
Hahahahaha! LWKMD!
ReplyDeleteBestest laugh dis year!
Thanx SDK!
Don davido
U do river!
Well too small
Kikikiki
buuhahahahaha
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
Funny stuff i swear.....
*GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
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Stella you haf kilt me with lafta oooo... ROTFL
ReplyDeleteStella you haf kilt me with lafta oooo... ROTFL
ReplyDeleteStl v ds smile on my face anytime I remember any of d post....lolz
ReplyDeleteSo so funny..hahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahaha Stella, walai u didn't west my time.
ReplyDeleteI don use one for my bbm dp sef...The weave on and make up looking monkey is so hilarious, reminds me of that lecturer/ attorney in that tv series, 'How to get away with murder'
Rayjay
I ma laughing out loud, you definitely did north west my time..... Laughing in spanish
ReplyDeletehahahaha, time north wested :)
ReplyDeleteP.S. A wonderful week so far. Thanks to the Almighty God
Lol@ removes weave and makeup after picture. I show my sister she sef follow me laugh
ReplyDeleteThats a good one. I really enjoyed it.
ReplyDeletereally funny,good job
ReplyDeleteANOTHER FOUR YEARS UNDER PDP WILL RUN NIGERIA AGROUND
ReplyDelete1. Worsening insecurity
a. Boko Haram
i) Over 13,000 killed, according to BBC over 1.5 million people displaced, 276 Chibok girls yet to be rescued, 10 months and counting.
ii) Boko Haram is spreading from Adamawa, Yobe, Borno and Abuja to Gombe, Bauchi, Kano, next state(s) could just be yours.
iv) Loss of villages, towns, cities and territories to Boko Haram.
b. Kidnapping has become widespread across the federation.
2. Monumental corruption and nepotism
a. Missing $20bn from the coffers of NNPC yet to be explained.
b. Diezani Alison-Madueke: ₦10bn Private Jet Scandal.
c. Diezani Alison-Madueke: $25mn House acquired in Austria, Vienna.
d. John Yusuf: ₦27bn Pension fraud.
e. Abdulrasheed Maina: ₦21bn Pension funds embezzlement.
f. Farouk Lawan: $500,000 bribe.
g. Stella Oduah: ₦255mn BMW salon cars.
h. Pardoning of ex-convicts and dropping of charges against friends – DSP Alamieyeseigha, Bode George, Femi Fani Kayode, Mohammed Abacha, Al-Mustapha.
i. Petrol subsidy scam: Nobody has been prosecuted till date.
j. Continuing Kerosene subsidy fraud despite the product being fully deregulated. ₦91bn included in 2015 FGN Budget proposal.
k. Creation of emergency billionaires – Asari Dokubo, Ayiri Emami, Government Tompolo.
l. Oritsejafor: $15mn private jet arms deal scandal.
m. Continued environmental degradation of the Niger-Delta through oil spill.
n. Continuing oil theft. Over 300,000 barrels of crude oil was stolen on daily basis in 2013.
o. Militants now contracted to secure national waterways.
p. Transparency international ranks Nigeria 136th out of 175 economies surveyed on corruption index. Put another way, Nigeria is the 39th most corrupt country in the world.
q. US State Department Global Human Rights Report: ‘Massive, widespread, and pervasive corruption affected all levels of government and the security forces… and officials frequently engaged in corrupt practices with impunity’
3. Financial recklessness
a. Plundered fiscal buffers. Mid-2008, External Reserves (EXRV):$40bn Excess Crude Account (ECA):$22bn. Total buffer: $62bn.
Fast Forward end-2014: EXRV:$32bn ECA:$1bn, SWF:$1bn New total buffer: $34bn
b. Piled debt on the Nation with nothing to show for it. $47.4bn (214%) growth in total public debt between 2007 and 2014
According to Debt Management Office: End-2007 Debt levels (Foreign:$3.7bn, Domestic:$18.5bn. Total:$22.2bn). As of end-Sep 2014sadForeign:$9.5bn, Domestic:$60.1bn. Total:$69.6bn)
c. Has 10 aircrafts in the Presidential Air Fleet (PAF). An eleventh one already included in the 2015 FGN Budget Proposal. UK Prime Minister, David Cameron flies commercial on British Airways. South African President has 6. Egypt has 1. Israel has none.
d. ₦7.5bn spent on reconstruction of Abuja city gate.
4. Catalogue of Presidential blunders
a. Question: Where is the missing $20bn? Jonathan: America will Know, it is their money.
b. Question: Corruption in Nigeria. Jonathan: There is no corruption but mere stealing in Nigeria.
c. Question: Assets declaration. Jonathan: I don’t give a damn
d. October 2011: ‘We are responsible for Independence Day bombing’ – MEND.
‘MEND is not responsible for the Abuja bombing; I know my people’ – Jonathan.
Fast-forward January 2015: ‘MEND was paid to assassinate me during Independence Day bombing’ – Jonathan.
e. World Bank Report: Nigeria is among the 5 poorest nations in the world. Jonathan: “If you talk about ownership of private jets, Nigeria will be among the first 10 countries, yet they are saying that Nigeria is among the five poorest countries…Nigeria’s problem is not poverty but redistribution of wealth.
f. 7-January-2015: 11 people killed in France, the whole nation is thrown into mourning. 14-April-2014: over 100 killed in Nyanya Bomb Blast. GEJ goes dancing at Kano campaign rally a day after.
g. Presidency’s first reaction to Chibok girls’ abduction: ‘It is a propaganda’. Took the President three weeks to believe the abduction happened.
@jejunsunukun
#GoodGovernanceInitiative
Am forced to reply this and am sorry if I sound really harsh....you people compiling shits like dis don't really think...do you?...u blame every damn thing on Goodluck even u tripping in your bathroom like he is one god that handles every affairs alone..corruption existed before jonathan, he didn't invent it and even when buhari gets there, it won't go away it can only get worse...he is human, he's not to be blamed for every atrocities grown up adults in his governing council commits...he tried his best and he is coming back again come febuary 14, 2015...deal with that!!!
Deletedon davido: Thanks a lot. I'm glad you knew I was just kidding. How is it going sister?
ReplyDeleteJayEm "Agrodolce": I'm fine. I'm sure you're all right. Take
care brother
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Heeeeeha!
Stellastical, one and only 2day Saturday laffs dey tite. Esp the Doyin okupe joke. I ve been laffing all day
ReplyDelete2:03am Stella I am still awake laughing like kilode over this pics.God bless u.
ReplyDeleteSaturday laughs eh, I don't try to rush it. Only to wake up and continue from where I stopped, na so I de laugh like craze. Dis Don davido don kolo finish. The ones of Jayem and Kehinde own are so funny. Infact this week's own na CORRECT!
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