Saturday In House News.

A House divided against itself WILL NEVER STAND.....go figure!

IN HOUSE NEWS ON SATURDAY AND SUNDAY.
This is to inform all blog visitors that Saturday and Sunday in house news will no longer be possible.there is no reason for this.i just think it should be MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY.
those sending in anything for in house news or narratives,the reason i dont use it is because of the spelling errors,i am not perfect but what you guys send after cussing my grammar out under anon
is unbelieveable!
All writeup henceforth must be properly written with pics attached and sent in or you send it in vain.
In house news will be back on monday.
From henceforth only the email address Sdimokokorkus@gmail.com should be used to send any email to me.Those of you who have received mails from giveaway posts before will attest to how crazy an inbox can get,i cant deal with two inboxes have over 2thousand mails each abeg,make all dey inside one.
All other posts continue.

NOTE- IF YOU SEND MAIL TO MY HOTMAIL ADDRESS IT WILL GO TO MY COMMENT POT.

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January Santa from BV‏ BLACKBARBIE

My appreciation to blackbarbie she sent a whooping amount to my family and i this January. .you are truly an angel. may God reward uyou abundantly. Chinedu A.

SDK BAG OF RICE GIVEAWAY.

The lucky winners have been contacted by my friend who shared the bag into two halves and both were given out yesterday.thank you to the person who dashed me the bag of rice.God bless.

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A CALL FOR HELP

Hi Stella,

I am am ardent reader of your blog, even if i comment under Anonymous, and as 'Damilola a couple of times. God bless you for your blog, as it has brought succour to many. May all your desires be fulfilled and may your children bring you nothing but happiness.

Straight to my point, I had an accident in December and it has made immobile for the past 5 weeks, I spent both Christmas and New Year on my bed. But i thank God for His grace because in 2 weeks, it would be all over.

I am meant to start a job by February, and it is a dream come true. I got the offer of employment while on my bed, and as excited as I was, I was quite  downcast because right now, every cent I have saved up has been spent on my recuperation.

Dear BVs, please help make me presentable and ready for my job come February. Be it clothes (I'm a size 8), shoes (size 39), or anything your spirit tells you to help me with, i would very much appreciate it.

I have waited so long to get a job, and now that I have, please help me create a good impression.

My email address is dammydebo2002@yahoo.com

God bless you Stella, as well as each BV who has been a blessing to others.

Thank you so much. 

so sorry
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Amebo Gist: Desperados Beware!!!

My sister in law's friend desperately rushed into marriage with Brother. Brother is my Aunty in law's husband. Aunty in law died of Kidney failure and Aids(through unscreened blood during delivery, which Brother contracted before her death 4yrs ago).

*back to the gist* This lady could barely wait for her friend's aunty(Aunty in Law trained the both of them in school o!) to be mourned for atleast 3mnths o, ahh! the next thing we had is Brother don marry Chi***. Everybody was soooo disappointed with her. Meanwhile, it aint our business abi!

4years don waka go o, Brother now fell seriously ill. GBAMMM! Its the same Kidney failure too that killed aunty. When the blood test was run, *chaii!, full blown AIDS was there too. Anyway, there was a lil cash, so the dialysis and treatment wasn't much of a problem. He recuperated and was even planning to go to India for transplant, when from nowhere Death sufficed and took Brother away. *sheds tears*

Meanwhile, the main koko is Chi***, who now is a widow of a rich man who died without any will. No business, no job, no child, and no home. To make mata worse, she's infected with AIDS too. And now, Brother's family are asking her who she is because their brother never told them he remarried. She's still on hot seat as we speak.

Pls ladies, just wait for God's time. In HIS time, He makes everything concerning you beautiful and no sorrow comes with it. Beware!

ORIEGWU

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EVACUATION SUCCESSFUL - THANK YOU BLOG VISITORS

DEAREST STELLA, I AM SO MORE THAN HAPPY WRITING THIS.

I WAS THE BV WHO SENT IN A CALL FOR HELP ABOUT NEEDING HELP FOR AN EVACUATION.. MY DEAR STELLA YOUR BVS ARE SO WONDERFUL. THEY ARE ANGELS IN DISGUISE. THERE WERE SO MANY CALLS FROM GENUINELY CONCERNED BVS. I WILL NEVER FORGET MR OPEYEMI AND MRS FADE, MRS AMOSU, MISS ONYIYECHI, MISS ABIODUN AND ANOTHER KIND SISTER WHO HELPED ME IN MY SITUATION. 

MAY GOD IN HIS INFINITE MERCIES NEVER FORGET THEM IN THEIR TIME OF NEED.

I AM JUST BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL, HALE AND HEARTY.

DEAREST STELLA GOD BLESS U IMMENSELY TOO. I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH. 

THANK YOU, THANK YOU AND THANK YOU.

THANK GOD!!!

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Plea To A Fashion Designer For Skill Acquisition

Hi madam Stella,

I am an ardent reader of your blog  and I comment under the blog ID- Dynamic. I am a graduate of one of the federal universities and I'm awaiting Nysc which most likely is in MAY...Madam I look for mini job I never see...but I decided to perfect my sewing skills since job never come...I have trained from someone already in my school area but I moved home (Lagos) after graduation. I want someone who can help me perfect the skills with very little or no amount till May, I feel so redundant sitting at home. Please Blog visitors who can be of help should assist me in this little way...I am a young lady and I learn very fast.

 Thank you very much beautiful minds...

 Thank you Stella...

 Long live SDK blog.

dammypet06@yahoo.com

Please contact her if you think you can help,i LIKE HOW SHE SOUNDS POSITIVE!

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ASS LICKING MEMO TO STELLA

Stellz 4 life.

My dear you are just so amazing. I must be sincere, I discovered your blog late last year and have been an ardent follower(never commented before, but always digesting gist, laughing over the phone @ comments and all the ensuing drama). You have taken humanitarianism to an unprecedented level never before seen or heard of. Through your blog, lives are touched daily.

You are such a unique blogger with unique contents- Chronicles of a blog visitor, In house News, doctors in house section, Saturday laughs, Sundaylaughs.

I would just make a simple prayer for you. May it be well with you & your family all the days of your life.

SDK blog Rocks.

SDK Blog family, You guys make this blog rock harder.

And may I add as well, Stellz, you have got a wonderful sense of humour.

Infact na your replica I dey find as wifey.

LOL:LOVE OF LIFE

Iphy.

Iphy as in Ifeanyi?hahhahahahahhahahahaha choi your mouth sweet oh..are you eligible to marry?please let me know so that i can advertise for you here.

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SHOE GIVEAWAY

Hello Stella,

Please help ask BVs if there is anyone interested in the attached shoe. I bought it for my wedding in 2012 directly from Debenhams but upon arrival it was bigger than my feet.

The shie size is 8 equivalent of 41.

My location is Alausa Secretariat in Ikeja, Lagos.

Thanks

helpkehindeandkids@gmail.com

 

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IF YOU HAVE OLD BOOKS YOU WANT TO GET RID OF PLEASE READ HERE

My wife introduced me to this blog last year, though I comment once in a while. Please I don’t know if this is unusual but I just want to plead with you to use your wonderful blog to assist in promoting my business.

I am a young man and happily married with children but relocated to Lagos last year and I deal on books (Fairly used books from UK and America to be precise).    I can help schools or individuals stock their libraries with different books of their choice. This books ranges from: BIOGRAPHIES, PHILOSOPHY (All books on philosophy, Theology and Ethics),PSYCHOLOGY, RELIGION, SOCIAL SCIENCE, LANGUAGE, MUSIC, FICTIONAL ARTS, CHILDREN BOOKS, GEOGRAPHY AND HISTORY, PURE SCIENCES, COOKERY, ROMANCES, and TECHNOLOGY ETC.

I also want to solicit to my fellow blog visitors in Uk, America, Canada, Nigeria or any country in the world who has access to these type of books but don’t know how to market them, I will be willing to do the marketing for them. 

manny_1203@yahoo.com

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7TH BIRTHDAY FOR SON POSTER GOT N72K FROM BVS!!!

Gooood Morning Stella,

Thank you, God bless you and reward you for this highly exalted platform of yours. This platform 

Through this platform (your blog) your NET WORTH is more that Bill Gate’s and Dangote’s.

Thanks once again, I have received the Western Union $100 (N19,716.61k) this morning and another one person also N7000 this morning.  Stella I appreciate I dey roll for ground to thank all of you. I got the total sum of N72,000

E be like say we dey expect three cakes, I fit block street for this party *just kidding*, but he insisted on School and  Church. I must pay his school fees from here *God know how it has been for us*. Lord we thank you oooooh

SDK Faithful and Faith filled BV’s, may we join our faith together to pray for this couple that has been on God’s waiting list for miracle children for 20 years, both sowed this seed of faith of  N20,000. God MUST remember them this year. The Abuja BV want all round blessing in her marriage. All of you that gave too numerous to mention and those that wished him well Almighty God Grant all your heart desires.

God blessing shower on all the givers.

Stella I can’t thank you enough !

Give him a good birthday.

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VACANCY

Good Afternoon Stella,

We have some vacancies in my office (Zanibal Solutions Nigeria Ltd) and i will like to make it opened to those who are interested on your blog.

Below are the job positions:

-Software Engineers

-Software Developers

-Support Team

They should send their CVs to sarah.dambo@zanibal.com 

For more information about the company: www.zanibal.com

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VACANCY

There's a job opening for a store keeper/marketer. My sister and her hubby own a brand of Oats they import from the UK and they are aiming at making it a household name in Nigeria. 

Seeing as it's a new product, getting it out there is very essential to its growth.

We need someone who's pro-active and well-spoken, someone who has the desire ‎to work but most of all, someone who's honest. 

Minimum of WASSCE.

Easy access to Trade Fair would be a huge plus as that's where the warehouse is and where the person would work.

The pay is 45k..

Interested people should send a mail with their cv's attached ASAP to...ogetutu@gmail.com...as the position needs to be filled by Monday.

I hope a BV can benefit from this and that my own job search be blessed as well. 

Anybody who's looking for or knows someone or a company who needs an electrical/electronics engineer should kindly send a mail as well.

Thanks Stella!

Errm,one question,why didnt you apply for this job yourself to while away the time?..pleae dont be offended that i ask.thank you for the vacancy.

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AMEBO GIST

Good evening again Stella bae,pardon me for any inconveniences I might

be causing you. I don't know where this my mail go fit weda na IHN or

chronicles. Na so DH called me on Thursday say hin dey try connect his

brother say the number no go(coz we stay on the same street). Na so I

carry legs waka go him house knock so tey one bonga fish girl with

towel open the door for me, I was shocked but I pretend say nothing

dey. I deliver my message commot. The main koko of the story be say my

brother in-law don get wifey o, infact wedding na next month and the

wife will be coming on Sunday, and this my brother in-law comes to our

house every day except Sundays. I just dey pity the wife coz poor

her,she no sabi wetin hubby dey do for her back and we pally wella.

Since Thursday my mind no gree me rest, na so I come here con pour out

my mind....choi amebo no easy o but at least rest of mind done come

coz I no tell DH.

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Besmerald Boutique giveaway appreciation‏

Dearest Stella bae, please help me say thank you to Besmerald Boutique o !!!!!!‎. I entered for the giveaway on behalf of my daughter in December and she contacted me on sites 1 but due to our different schedules, we were only able to collect on Sunday, January 11. 

Am sure Mobola (that's her name) doesn't know the enormity of what she has done for me and my daughter! Words cannot express how grateful I and my family are but we can only pray and continue to pray that God in his infinite mercies continues to smile on her and you too for the work you are doing.

  

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BABY TOYS NEEDED FOR BLOG VISITOR TWO YEAR OLD SON

Hello, Stella.sometime ago i sent you a mail and you did a post about my 2 year old son who cries uncontrollably for no reason. i took to some of the advice you and bvs gave and i must say there is improvement.some advised i get him busy with toys so,i got him a small toy car but it has since damaged beyond use. the problem now is that he has turned everything in my house into a car. 

My rechargeable lantern, baby's hanger and even the stool i sit to bathe baby has turned into his car and he is sustaining injury in the process. Please, i want to appeal to bvs who probably have toys lying around the house to come to my aid. i would really appreciate any type of toy,even educative ones that can keep him out of trouble. am not working at the moment,hence this appeal.Please,help me post this,dear stella, God bless you for this platform and also all blog visitors.

martinaoj@yahoo.com

HAHAHAHHAHAHA.......kids are like that oooh.make your home child friendly and keep all dangerous object out of reach.they even pull cupboards down so please make sure there is no load on top the cupboard.he will outgrow this stage.

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BRAZILIAN HAIR GIVEAWAY

Stella may God bless you for all your good works.I want to give out

two brazilian hair bundles 16" to two blog visitors,if you are interested add

me up on bb pin 2B4A0657 and indicate by telling me you are SDK BV. If

you also want affordable 100% human hairs you can add me also.strictly

ladies please.if you are not on bbm mail me on

stephanieglamshair@gmail.com

my dear some men fix hair,you just dont know it yet!lol

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AMEBO GIST /friends needed.

Dear Stella,my greetings to you and your family. I am depressed and lonely since I had my baby only my mum and baby are my friend ,sometime I want to gist and express myself but can't do it with my mum becos I don't want her feeling bad becos of her blood pressure. stella I told you I haven't seen my husband since I had my baby and how he left me stranded in the hospital,do you know he moved in with my friend and colleague he met in a party I took him to in August,they exchanged numbers. How did I know?someone sent me an anonymous text saying the man I married is a dog and all their escapades ,that she feels bad for me,and switched off I had to use trucaller to search lo and behold her name appeared. Stella I really messed up honestly by getting married to him before giving birth,I should have waited ,that girl would have poisoned me and my unborn baby because we eat together sometimes. What if I got a disease from him ,Stella I won't lie this one pass me. I am depressed,my head hurt every time I am trying the I don't care attitude so that my mum won't know about my state. 

plssssss dear Stella all I need is a friend matured male or female that will help me forget my sorrows,they say crying too much during breastfeeding is not good for the baby.I want to forget him and everything .

I got another email so my colleagues here won't decode mi,please help me

Chizobaokey@yahoo.com

God bless you always

Wow!.....why dont you go and visit her? if hes there at least it will be a confirmation.

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BLOG VISITOR IN Andalucia Spain WRITES IN‏

How are you Stella and my fellow SDK family.This blog has been a source of laughter and succour to me. As in eh anytime i am down and need a good laugh i just look for the post with plenty comments, by the time i finish i temporarily forget my worries…lol. To the koko of the matter….i am looking for female blog visitors residing in Andalucia,Spain who i can gist and hang out with as It gets boring here sometimes.I am a 31 year female.Any interested BV can E-mail me on ikaodu@gmail.com. God bless this great blog,Stella and the entire SDK family IJN.

OMG you sound like a barbie doll on the phone.i love your voice.please any mail BV that is single should try her out ooooh.that voice will make you forget your worries i swear!......and please hold dictionary and translator because the phoney no be here oooh.

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Don DAVIDO writes GOODBYE memo to BVs

Hi Everyone 

It's with great Joy and sadness that I announce that today's SaturdayLaughs will be my last. It's been a long time coming and I enjoyed every bit of it and am glad i made loads of ya smile. 

Apologies to the BVs that got offended by the laughs it's nothing personal, it's just a joke. To Lady M (M-aime) You know  my memes won't be complete without a mention of you. You so much of an inspiration to me. 

Well I and my team just got transferred to Washington, D.C.. United States with the Office of The International Monetary Fund (IMF). We will be working to foster global monetary cooperation, secure financial stability, facilitate international trade, promote high employment and sustainable economic growth, and reduce poverty around Africa ESP Nigerian and also to find a way to restore our country's Currency devaluation. 

So I will be MIA for about 6-8months.  

Miss you all

Long live SDK..................................,,

Dear New BVs, "Blog Legend wannabe" and current BVs with Iconic ID. Am Don davido and My Above statement is how you become a  SDK BLOG Legend.  

 How to become a Sdk blog legend ?

First, make yourself known(anyway Na way) if you have to call "Stella" out to get noticed, do it. If you have to lick her big booty just find a way to be noticed n LIKED by many.(stay away from some War Lord, they have won so many battles. If you try to be known picking on them they will kill you star before it shines. )

No2. Then after few months, 6months should be ok. Come up with a story like the one above. Note: the key is don't say something most BVs will be familiar with and don't choose a country where they can easily send someone to check on you. Away from places like Lagos and PH, most BVs are from that area, they will look for you. Harvard is taken, Ebola research is also taken but Our Girls are still missing  so Sambisa forest is not taken. 

You can say you going to Sambisa Forest to bring back our girls. You'be gone for like 8months. You can go the P.Jobless way (choose to go back to Sch) 

No3 send it as a memo to Stella. Desist from making comments with your known Iconic ID(it won't be easy but luckily you can always comment as anonymous) then wait for few days, weeks and watch how everyone is dying to read from you or looking forward to when you start commenting again. Almost everyone will be singing your praises. Relax, enjoy the moment and watch your stock raise higher than Apple company. 

Congrats on your new status as a Blog Legend. We hope we gonna add to our legend list in few months time. We hate to see "G.W",  Goldscent Diamond, BlogLord KennyAke, Queen Linda,  Maydot and SisiEko become Legends. @JayEm, Dr said we can't wait for you to become a legend already. 

Don davido........

Watch Out for : 

How to become a SDKblog fighter 

How to become a SDKblog beggar 

How to become SDK A33 Licker

How to become SDK(note: you MUST have a big booty n you must constantly remind us how big it is).............

LMAO!...ok i finally noticed you.