A 27-year-old man (name withheld) said to be a member of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), reportedly hacked off his manhood with a machete in order to fast and pray better.
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The man was said to have joined the ongoing 21 days fasting and prayer programme organised by the church.
It was learnt that the man wholeheartedly believes that prayers and fasting should be carried on with piousness and decided to go with the verse in the bible which Jesus told people to cut off any part of their bodies that will lead them to sin. LMAO!
According to reports, the RCCG member was initially doing well with abstinence from food and water but on Sunday, January 18 revealed that his male organ was preventing him from getting closer to God due to little erections on daily basis.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR LAUGHING
Neighbours who had witnessed the incident attacked the RCCG member, thinking he wanted to use his manhood to perform a ritual.
He quickly explained to his neighbours what his aim was before he was taken to the hospital.
He reportedly said: “The penis has a mind of its own and it is capable of doing things which are totally out of my control. It usually gets erect every now and then, and konji sets in. And you know that konji is one of the things that leads people into sin.
The erections were making me weaker spiritually and in the fast. That is why I cut it off. Even Jesus Christ said that we should cut off anything which will make us sin, " he explained further
He is now at the hospital responding to treatment, hoping his manhood will grow back on his body after the 21 days of fasting and prayers.- culled from pulseng
WOW!...hoping his manhood will grow back?.OMG,i think he needs help oooh.
Inukwa!
ReplyDelete*eyes widened in shock*
As in eeh TGW my sister! Am shocked at the naivety and stupidity of some people. May God save his soul.
DeleteOmode lo n she
DeleteSholamatty
Instead of maiming himself, a POP would have put it (Mr Sausage) in its place. If he changes his mind nko?
DeleteHahahahaha he has turned the Bible upside down
DeleteHahahaha! Madness!
Deleteobviously. it wld surely grow back. question is hw wld he fast d fast frm d hospital so it would grow faster.....
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DeleteNice one brother
Deletebefore people jump to conclusions, this is a textbook example of a psychiatric problem
DeleteOk! Wetin him go do now wey he don stop fasting abi he nor go take medicine
DeleteThis guy doesn't look normal #JustSayin
DeleteLwkmd.
DeleteNd besides na 40days not 21 days....ignorance has finished him...please stellz who's this retarded idiot using dick as is profile pic...please delete him permanently...tanx
DeleteIgnoramus......
DeleteGuess he forgot d part in d bible dat says prayer is d key. Smh for him.
DeleteOlumide, your dp is disgusting. Kindly adhere to Stella and take it off.
DeleteRotfl
ReplyDeleteOh really now!?
Will grow back after the program, then what?
He'll cut it off, when it's time for another one?
Issorait.
This guy dull sha.
DeleteHe is obviously mentally unbalanced, which dick will grow back? Ogbeni Mr Oga, u are officially dickless nd will be babeless for d rest of your life
DeleteI don't believe it.Besides Rccg fast is for 40days and not 21days. Even at that it still doesn't make sense. Its either the story is false or the guy is insane
DeleteGod is actually a miracle worker.
DeleteOmg hahaha this is so funny..
DeleteWell methinks he is cray cray, cos any sane person won't do such to himself!! May god bless him sha lol
Lol. This realy made my day. I can't stop laughing.
DeleteHahahahahahahahahaha....
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious....later they would say its women that cheat more....
Oriegwu!!!...
Just 21 days and he can't hold himself...
You no well. Na dis kind tori na you like.
DeleteThe funny be say the thing have a mind of its own.
DeleteThis story may be false o
DeleteBecause RCCG fast is for 40days while Winners fast is for 21days..
But its damn hilarious
This guy is unstable!
I hope his peepee grows back... LMAO
This is abnormal behaviour. Shocking
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha.....
DeleteAra di Na udi Na udi ooooo....
Bloody retard
ReplyDeleteRight word for him... He is such a fool. I wish I can see him to slap some sense into him.
DeleteHahahahahahahahahaahakikikikikikikik
DeleteOriegwu oooh
Make him kukuma bcom pastor
Grow keh???its funny sha!!
ReplyDeleteThat will grow back in his next life.
DeleteHe should just go and join priesthood and practice celibacy because he's officially girlfriendless. Rotfl
DeleteLMAO
DeleteClowns!
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He's lost it.
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteTuesday laughs
To the best of knowledge, the ongoing RCCG fasting and prayers is 40 days and not 21 days. Even if your post is culled,please take time to cross check
ReplyDeleteODM (our daily manna), a popular christian devotional book conducts a yearly 21 days fast which starts every 2nd of January..I think that is where it got all mixed up. people probably assumed the rccg fast is for 21 days instead of 40 days.
DeleteI come and taya o
Delete... Its 40days. Our Daily Manna is 21days ... Na w for propaganda.
Yes it's 40 days but if you want to do total fast, it's 21 days....God bless you
DeleteAnon you still got it wrong. If you wanna fast continuously, it's 20days. God bless you too
DeleteRccg isn't on a 21 day fast please. This report is in accurate. Please look for the man's church well.
ReplyDeleteWhatever still rcc
DeleteRccg
DeleteLol, what was he thinking...oga o.
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Ewooooooooooo this killed me aswear..hahahahahahahahahahhaha I need to laugh!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm! Very hard to believe....be it according to your faith bro...
ReplyDeleteHe must be deranged.
ReplyDeleteMental illness should not be ruled out.
How did he do it?
I guess it was the size of my index finger. A well endowed man with a penis, the size of a fist would never do such.
An arm i meant.
DeleteLOL.
Idiot oshi
This one is a mad man oooo... d fasting is 40 days sef not 21. Hes an attention seeking idiot...ewu Gambia
ReplyDeleteBe like say the guy na SDKBV.
DeleteOxygen & Magnesium
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahha... Just look at that! Religious Fanaticism is a sin, Yes?
ReplyDeleteSee this mumu ooooo. Ofcos it would grow back. Even a 5 yr old boy knows his kokoro can't grow back!
ReplyDeleteIt is 40 days fast.
ReplyDeleteStella it's 41days not 21 days, kikikikikiki the guy is sick.
ReplyDeleteIt's 40 days not 41. But if u want to go all thru fast then u can do 20days dry.
DeleteDs one na another spirit dey follow am
ReplyDeleteCut pennies bowl?
@Galore
Dem they follow him from village. Hian.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!!! Orishirishi......
ReplyDeleteI think he needs psychological evaluation...
ReplyDeleteOrishirishi
ReplyDeleteOoohhh, oookkk..........
ReplyDeleteThe "TRUE PRACTICAL CHRISTIAN"!!!
ReplyDeleteVERY EXAMPLARY!!
EXAMPLES, they say, are better than precepts!!!
Please, let's follow his example.
Then, after the fasting, he will take it to the surgeon to be 'grafted' back!!
Orishirishi
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha....I no fit laff oooo. Brother ode
ReplyDeleteHahhahaha..Ignorance of the highest order! Even revd fathers,pastors, G.Os,spiritual fathers and every other spiricoco have erections..its normal and natural to have erections. Stupid young man!
ReplyDeleteHelp alert !!! omo this one belike mental health case here oo. Poor man*
ReplyDeleteThis guy is obviously not normal. He should be thrown in a pysche ward. What was he thinking?
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaah this is a typical issue of misunderstanding the intentions of a particular scripture. God perfect his healing. Stella stop dat lafter osiso
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaah this is a typical issue of misunderstanding the intentions of a particular scripture. God perfect his healing. Stella stop dat lafter osiso
ReplyDeleteRCCG fast isn't for 21days now. Na 40days.
ReplyDeleteNa wa!
Pls tell us this isn't real.
ReplyDeleteThe "TRUE PRACTICAL CHRISTIAN"!!!
ReplyDeleteVERY EXEMPLARY!!
EXAMPLES, they say, are better than precepts!!!
Please, let's follow his example.
Then, after the fasting, he will take it to the surgeon to be 'grafted' back!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>..No this is not funny but it made MOI laugh so hard! What?!! I pray he survives it.
ReplyDeleteLmao hoping to grow after 21days fasting it is well
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha @ grow again
ReplyDeleteIt will grow now.
After all, there is hope for a tree that is chopped down, @ the scent of water, it will rise again. Since his penis is now a tree, it will grow again. He should water it religiously, e go grow branch sef.
Namsense *in bloglord's voice*
Quite delusional. I smell Schizophrenia. Methinks he needs help.
ReplyDeleteHis parents had better act fast and engage d services of a psychiatrist. God please take care of your child. Amen!
Abeg make I follow you laugh Stella. Is there anything my little ears will not hear on this planet. Oriegwu o. May his manhood grow back o. Amenoooo
ReplyDeleteHian
ReplyDeleteThings I read online
My people perish because of ignorance.....that all I ve to say
ReplyDeleteMy people perish because of ignorance....that's all I have to say
ReplyDeleteOde!
ReplyDeleteLMAO
Choi! Wat happens wen he finishes fasting and needs his penis back?
ReplyDeleteHe really needs help annd prayers, idiot na only am get p**is? Mumu, ewu!
ReplyDeleteWinners is doing 21 days why redeem is doing 40 days fasting!for sure his a sick dude
ReplyDeleteNawaaa o. Na dis one b if ur eyes wud mk ur sins pluck it out. Dude went too far,lol,he might need psychiatric evaluation.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehohoho. Fasting gone wrong. After the fasting, the manhood can continue from where it stopped. Did he not know that a penis has a world of its own. This one really turn the bible upside down oh.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeletePsalms 119:62 At midnight I will rise to give thanks unto thee because of thy righteous judgments.
Eeeyaaa. Pls you guys should stop laughing and insulting the dude
ReplyDeleteEeeyaaa. Pls you guys should stop laughing and insulting the dude
ReplyDeleteOmg some people have lost the plot. The way some people interpret some verses make me wonder if we read the same Bible. There is God oooooooooo. He has to have faith in sufficient amounts for him to believe it will grow back
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!! This is the kind of people my mum calls 'onuku'
ReplyDeleteHe can groq it back after the program,LMAO.
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Lol,and you are sure this man is ok?
ReplyDeletemad people on the loose again
ReplyDeleteThis isn't factual..this guy has wounds on his eye and leg..look closely ppl..more like a made up story to me.. my opinion tho
ReplyDeleteThis story is somehow,first its 40 days,secondly,whats with d injuries on his face and leg? Abi na multiple penis?
ReplyDeleteOdiegwu
ReplyDeleteOdiegwu
ReplyDeleteThis isn't factual.. this guy seem to have wounds on his eye and leg..look closely ppl. Looks more like a made up story to me..
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteOf course the penis will grow back after the fasting
RCCG is on 40days ke and not 21 days...
ReplyDeleteI actually feel pity for him for being so gullible. He should drag God's name into this abeg. He did it out of his own foolishness, if he doesn't understand the scripture he read, why not ask questions. I just tire. Funny news everywhere
There's more to this story but if it makes him feel ok then it's his P T the end if the day
ReplyDeleteLaughing in Swahili... Weirdos here and there.
ReplyDeleteDis one na real mugu of naija
ReplyDeleteWhat? #laughing#
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This one is not a RCCG member. RCCG's fast this year is 40days while last year was 100days.
ReplyDeleteLol,he is surely not okay upstairs.like this is so so crazy WTH!!
ReplyDeleteIn this day and age? Wow!
Being a child of God does not mean that one will not have feelings or be tempted,you will but God's grace is sufficient for that is why there is grace.what makes you righteous is the ability to utilise that grace to live holy. "my people perish for lack of knowledge".
ReplyDeleteOh Ignorance.....Glad he is responding to treatment. I hope he can still use it...
ReplyDeleteSo he didn't plan on urinating ever again? The penis is not a sex organ first, its primary use is through which waste fluid is expelled from the body. Pastors and religion have confused their congregation my making the the bodily organs a sinful creation. Morning erections are normal, did he think while he was asleep his sinful mind was doing things and created the erections. These churches need to start preaching commonsense to their congregations. He will regret doing this for the rest of his days.
ReplyDeleteWhat nonsense are u writing @Anon 05:34? Abi na confusion of lack of reading n understanding d worry u? What is pastor's own in ds matter? Did u read anywhere where he said his pastor told him to cut his penis off? Abi which one are u saying? #sigh
DeleteI think he is sick upstairs.
ReplyDeleteWhy didnt you pluck out ur eyes too since you understood Jesus's command literally.
ReplyDeleteHahahahah stella I join u laugh oooo. Dat guy don dey kolo mental ...even d bible talk say "if u have faith as small as a mustard seed, ur faith will heal u". Am sure with faith dat guy johny will grow back.. So we dey wait for d second season of d story. "RCCG member who cuts his penis 'read here' has had his penis grown back with faith"
ReplyDeleteLolz he's crazy
ReplyDeleteMy people are destroyed for lack of knowledge
ReplyDeletesmh
And lord flacko read your bible very well that quote is figurative
Lol...I think diz guy is not okay biko, they shld check him wella.
ReplyDeleteRCCG fast is 40 days haba stella get your facts right.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to speak ill of a man trying to please his God...(lols) E no funny sha
ReplyDeleteBiko, wetin person no go use ear hear? Are dey sure he is mentally alright??
ReplyDeleteThe man is not feeling fine. He is sick. This one took religion to the extreme. Now he is in pain. He for allow Jesus heal him instead of rushing to the hospital. Mumu raise to power 5
ReplyDeletePrecisely! The battle is in the mind. Our sexual organs are controlled by the mind, voluntarily or otherwise. Poor guy! The irony is, now that his main organ for sexual release has been detached, he may almost go insane when the sexual urges surface. He will crave sex more now that his mind knows he can't function as before.
ReplyDeleteJust because his doesn't have a Penis doesn't mean he wouldn't get horny. The body has a lot of sensual spots packed with nerve ends that will still react to stimuli. The poor guy is in for one of the rudest shocks of his life if he recovers from his wounds. Sexual frustration is going to have a whole new meaning to him. The problem was never from waist down, it was right in between his ears, his brain. I hope he gets proper counselling before he morphs into a full blown perv! Some of the worst serial killers who killed for sexual gratification, had issues with erectile dysfunction. It didn't stop them from using other objects as a substitute. As a matter of fact, the anger and frustration of not being able to perform sexual acts, made the attacks more gruesome. Sad! The price of ignorance.
R.C.C.G.'s fast if for 40 days and if the dry one its for 20 days and nights, so probably the guy is in another church, hehehehe, to think that the guy actually slashed out his manhood, i laugh in Indian - meri, yeri, meri, lmao, lwkmd o. Stella i join you to laugh eh.
ReplyDeleteThis Is Serious
ReplyDeleteSee What He Landed Himself into
ReplyDeletePeople Perish For Lack Of Knowledge *Bible Talk*
hope ur nt married.....
ReplyDeletena waa ooooooo may God help him sha
ReplyDeleteThis man needs psychiatric help. I hope they have arranged for that too.
ReplyDeleteThis fasting is it without food and water for 21 straight days? Just asking
This guy like many so called Bible Christian cannot different between a figure of speech and a directive. Jesus never ordered anyone to maim himself or herself. It is not a sin to have an erection or have sex with your legally married wife even during fasting.
ReplyDeleteYou fast from food and water according to your strength to discipline yourself and put yourself under control. Some times you may eat and fast from other things like drinking your favourite drink, watching TV or partying. St. Paul advises married people not to deny themselves sex so as not to fall into temptation.
I hope he has not destroyed his life with his ignorance and crazy fundamentalism.