Policemen in Ado-Ekiti have arrested two rams for attacking and injuring a 65-year-old woman popularly called ‘Iya Oyo.’
Narrating her ordeal, Iya Oyo said she was on her way to a commercial bank in Okesa area with her son on Monday to withdraw some money when one of the
rams reportedly owned by a manager of a filling station in the area went berserk and gored her, fracturing her right thigh.
The woman who was writhing in pains at a traditional orthopaedic clinic where she was rushed to by sympathisers, said that she fell immediately after the attack and became unconscious only to find herself at the clinic where she regained consciousness.
According to her, “on the fateful day, I was going to the Union Bank with my son. We were walking on the walkway and saw the rams in front of us but not knowing what was on their mind. Immediately they sighted us coming, one of them rushed and hit me several times with its horns. Immediately, I fell but as I was struggling to get up, the second ram joined the first to attack me. Thank God that some people came and saved me from untimely death in the hands of these “mad rams.”
Residents who do not want their names in print described the rams as “too notorious and always ready to attack people at sight. “We have complained several times to the owner of the rams to tame them but to no avail. The animals are always roaming the streets and daring people,” they said.
She said the owner of the animals had gone into hiding since the attack without offering any form of assistance to her.
The director of the Tradomedical Clinic, Chief Ezekiel Ogunjemilusi, said Iya Oyo was brought to his clinic with fractures on two sides of her right leg noting that the injury will take few weeks to heal.
Though there was no official statement, a highly placed police officer at the Area command confirmed the attack.
Source: Leadership Newspaper
LMAO!...Rams attacking people?they should have eaten them since nau.LMAO!
Hmm, thank God it didn't poke any of her vital organs.
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hmm..will the rams be charged to court?
Deletefunny tale. domestic animals turned wild. those rams r ram suya alrdy
DeleteMad rams ke hahahahahaha
DeleteThe police are surely gonna eat them this time!!
One of them should be given to the woman killed and we'll cooked for her
DeleteLol dese rams need t b sent to Sambisa forest t help attack d boko boys since d rams are notorious n always ready r attack ppl @ sight. Btw why is d owner still keeping dem. Der is mor t dese rams than meets d eye; I think we'd need d services of native Dr Agwotorumbe t com n analyze d spiritual state of dese rams. Lol. Iya Oyo get well soon ooo.
DeleteEhyah! So, these rams would soon be ...
DeleteJailed....
For life
Diarisgodooo!
Police would kill Nd eat them, what arrest is that? Lol, they wnt arrest bad ppl them dey smart to arrest ram
DeleteHahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteIya Ojo u are one funny woman...."We saw the Ram buh didn't know what was on his mind" Hahahhahahahha
And den "Police" now completed d comedy by arresting the Rams. Hahahhaaha
Hahhah quite funny, so what will they do with the ram at the station?
DeleteAhaahhaahaha spiritual goat!
Delete...And d rams would be sentenced to death and buried in the policemen's pots and stomach
DeleteBuahahaha.... Nigeria my country...arrestinformation ram's... the owner should be arrested.... If he is no where to be found...the ram should be eaten jare
DeleteLol
DeleteThey shud sue dem to court already... Lol
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha.......
DeleteThey shld kill d ram na.
Arrested n detained 2 RAMS?
Delete****holds laugh****
Lmao
DeleteThe ram should be pepper soup oh
Sue dem to court**dis one na totology*** u eida sue or drag to court.
DeleteI be animal rights activist / lawyer, I go represent the rams in court and we need accelerated trial for this matter cos easter dey around d corner to avoid stories like my client died in detention or there was a jailbreak.
DeleteOfficers remember say bail is free ooOh.
I dey come make I check animals rights for nigerian animals constitution ....
Will the rams also be sent to court for trials and sentencing?
ReplyDeleteThe dogs that bit that little boy, are they still in police custody or have they been put down?
Mad people everywhere.
Now animals have also gone mad!
Protect your people Lord.
Hahahahahahah
DeleteNigeria tho
They should kukuma kill the Rams and use it for Suya
DeleteGenny my mind went to those dogs too. This is funny but it's very unbecoming of these animals that their owners cannot tame, hence they become a menace and impending danger ti people around the neighbourhood.
DeleteArrested kwa? Lol. It's well.
ReplyDeleteLMAO... police men don see awoof ram. arrest ko, arrest ni. na unto killing,cooking and chopping things.... stella abeg help me tell them to DHL my share.
ReplyDeleteU don't wanto eat out of it...dos r d rams dey rub jazz on n use to fight n place bets on...dey stake as much as 500k on dos rams every weekend
DeleteBitchplis, how do you know all dis?
DeleteOr are dey urs?
@jade,I wish o....having a ram dat'l bring u extra 200k every weekend wldnt be a bad idea
DeleteEwu! Skelewu! Ewu! Shoki! First to comment. Which kind rams be this? Na real end time rams. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!
ReplyDeleteThe rams are obviously your brothers. Ewu like you. Ewu ewu ewu.
DeleteHaaaaaa Rams sef get liver ooo abi dem see the mama for dream ni?i remember a ram once chanced me when I was serving in maiduguri like it wanted to fight me.m
ReplyDeleteSo now dem don detain them?lol make dem kill them chop but those that will eat it,i hope they won't run madt
Mogbe oooo
ReplyDeleteWatin we no go hear 4 dis 9ja sef? hhmmmm...
ReplyDeleteMay d Lord watch ova us ooo
#Peace#
Eeyah!!!
ReplyDeletePoor rams!!!
Na iya won be that mama....
She was sucking d rams blood ni!!
Police should release those rams with immediate effect.
Sunshine,do U know this mama????? No????I wonder y I think U might know her??????
Are you saying she is sunshines mother?daris godu o
DeleteHahahaha
DeleteEzenwanyi might actually be right,we all know that rams are very peaceful animals,so this attack on sun mother is what baffles me.this woman could be a wizard.
DeleteLol. They should just kill then. Ram meat is the sweetest meat...my opinion.
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ReplyDeleteBring the rams to my house make them come write statement o, quick recovery iya.
ReplyDeleteLobatan! Rams kwa? Anything is possible in Nigeria sha.
ReplyDeleteVery good. So omogniho's case they should please kill the dogs and arrest the owner.
ReplyDeleteHmmm rams??????? Dere is one big ram dat is roaming about in my street anytime I see it again I will run ohh b4 e go horn me....hhahahahha dat rams Shud be eaten and d owner Shud pay for dat woman's hospital bills
ReplyDeleteEvil ram!police will use that ram for pepper soup Lmaoooo
ReplyDeleteHahaha, ram attacking people...they should kill them biko
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny, yet serious. Those rams should be tied down, from hurting people. The owner should pay for the woman's medical expenses.
ReplyDeleteCrazy world! Evrytn's going gaga in Nigeria! Imagine rams ooo! So dos rams dey cell now? Oga oooo! This one don pass ram ooo! Der's smtn amidst
ReplyDeleteHehheheheheheh
ReplyDeleteNa wa.
ReplyDeleteThese rams can really be dangerous o.I don't kw why they go for the old n defenseless. why can't these rams attack a group of boys in an uncompleted building who don't know where their next meal is coming from..hehe
ReplyDeleteThe Beloved: heheheehe! Too funny! She did not know what was on their minds when she saw them. The Rams probably has some form of sickness, like mad cow disease. They should have been eaten a long time ago!
ReplyDeleteNa wa for 9ja police.....o arrest rams ke!!!!!!! Foolish ppl.sorry iya oyo for the injury
ReplyDeleteHahahhahhahahahaha omg dis is so funny....@I don't know what's on their mind...kai mama sorry ooo bt how can one know what's on their mind....chai. Ram's mind o.tnk God u ok mammy...
ReplyDeleteIf it's a case of armed robbers killing people, the police command will claim they've not been briefed.
ReplyDeleteNow that's it's Ram matter, they can confirm "the attack".
My exact opinion.
DeleteGS, my thoughts too when i read the post.
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ReplyDeleteScary looking rams. They should use them for hot and spicy ram suya.
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Make una interrogate d rams nah. Una no see boko haram to arrest
ReplyDeleteLol! There must be something behind the attack lol! Dis made me laugh! @list a gist dat s not related to politics
ReplyDeleteLool they should eat them jare
ReplyDeleteIya ojo sorry may you recover soon
ReplyDeletePolice so its ram you can arrest?what of the people causing problem in the society why not try and arrest them,yeye black uniform people.
Hahahahaha..I just have to laugh. The rams should be slaughtered asap and used for "owambe". But I hope d old woman's hands are clean though. These animals have a way of detecting evil people..lol. May she heal.
ReplyDeleteHow can 1 tell what is in the mind of animals,lol.....funny mama,get well soon iya.
ReplyDeleteComic relief on a saturday morn.
ReplyDeleteStrange things happening everywhere.
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Hv a fab weekend dear!
Lmao, Nigeria is one funny place. Where are the owners?
ReplyDeletelmao.
ReplyDeleteRam, attacking a whole Oyo mother?Why?
ReplyDeleteSentence those Ram to death @Ekiti police
By slaughtering....
#holds laugh....no!....#releases it.Lmao....sorry for the woman.
ReplyDeletelol!! oh my gosh!!!! please let there be court hearing for the woman and the rams.the woman versus the rams.from there we will ascertain the person at fault.no be small matter oh.kai police don get meat be that oh
ReplyDeleteHahahhahaha. Genny baby has killed me wt lafta o.
ReplyDeleteAbeg, under what constitution is it to arrest animals sef?
Btw, I think Nigeria shd also upgrade jare. Animals should not be left roaming the streets like other developed countries. The other day it was some crazy dogs biting a helpless young boy. Now rams wounding iya Oyo.
Lmao! Nothing we won't hear nd see in this country
ReplyDeleteMama funny sha,how will she hv known wht was on their mind?get well iya
ReplyDeleteROTFL........... Those rams should be charged to court
ReplyDeleteDetain rams???!!! SMH..
ReplyDeleteHahaaaaaa. ...
ReplyDeleteThey should b giving death sentences, that's attempted murder.
ReplyDeleteThey should give one of d ram, I trust 9ja police before day break ram go lost.
ReplyDeleteNawa oo....hehehe....
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