Friday In House News

Thank God its Friday......Jollof rice on ma mind

CATERING SCHOOL NEEDED

Good Day Stella Bae,

I`m an addicted reader of your blog and mostly comment anonymously cos few people on this blog know me as BUTTERSCOTCH (any other butterscotch is a counterfeit )

Stella I`m 28, single and working but my weekends are usually boring in fact you can call boredom my best friend so this year I decided to improve my cooking skills before LE BOO locates me since cooking is what I love doing but the problem is no one seems to know any catering school in Abuja and I also found out a lot of people are actually interested in it as well. Stella I really need your help in locating a good catering school in this o bcos its depressing just staying home doing nothing on weekends.

I also wouldn’t mind meeting interesting matured and responsible BV`s in Abuja both male & female most importantly older people

Abeg forgive my gbagaun if any cos na rush I take type am. where do I send my kisses to *in Stella`s voice*

Please drop the location of any catering school you know in her location.

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ATTENTION MARRIED WOMEN- AMEBO GIST

Hello Stella, good day. Please,  this is for the married women on your

blog. Thanks

 Married women, if you discover your husband is having an extra

marital affair with a spinster, before you blame the lady, try and

find out the details. My younger sister has been seeing a man for more

than 6 months now. If not for her health issues, we might be singing a

different song this new year. This man has met my mum and told her of

his intentions to wife my sister. He visits her every single day, she

knows his house and she says she's never seen the sign of any woman.

The kitchen is always empty. 

According to him, he's lost his parents and his siblings live abroad. She's even spoken to one of his sisters (at least that's what he called the woman). Last night, we were discussing him and my sister said he visited her yesterday and

complained about her health issues. 

Out of curiousity and out of boredom, I decided to check him up on facebook. Lo and behold, I saw his wedding pictures. He got married in 2009 and his wife and kids are based abroad. My younger sister isn't a fan of social media and she

has refused to subscribe for internet usage. According to her, when

she's 100% fit, she would start making use of the internet. 

What if I didn't see what I saw and his wife got to know, she'd label my sis a

home wrecker abi, not knowing her husband isn't loyal. Just thought to

get this off my heart. Funny enough, my sis isn't even moved since she

didn't lose nothing. In fact, he was the one who spent on my sis. Na wah for some men o

HIAN!

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Thank You Blogvisitor Pelumi

Hello Stella, i want to sincerely appreciate pelumi for the lovely silver

shoes she gave me.  Am a sucker for heels so when i saw the shoes giveaway

in inhouse news i couldn't resist it...lol. This is my first time of

winning anything on this blog not even richard card.

She is such a lovely lady with a beautiful smile.Thank you pelumi,may God

bless you abundantly and may all your heart  desires be granted In Jesus

Name, Amen.

You  are doing a wonderful job Stella.....chop kiss!!!!God bless you

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The new winner.(90k give away)‏

One of the winners of the 90k giveaway didn't send her account details. she got sent reminders twice yet no response.

The person i picked is

bamideletaiwo9@gmail.com

Send your account details to blessingoverflow2015@gmail.com

Congrats.

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CLOTHES NEEDED - PLEASE HELP.

Good day stella bae ....Please i need urgent help with clothes ooo....na so school dey start on sunday and i have no clothes to use for school...I've already hustled to pay my fees... If i can get help from anyone concerning clothes, i would be grateful...  I'm size 10/12...5ft 2 and my waist size is 36.

please,anything would be appreciated.

I can be reached at martinstessa2@gmail.com please fellow bv's come to my aid...Thanks and God bless you Stella bae for what you are doing to help the underprivileged...only God can reward you

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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!

Change of Blog ID.

I formerly known and addressed on SDK as Incoming Virus, wishe to be known and addressed from now on as RAYMONDCOKER. Every comment earlier posted bearing the former name still remains valid, and any planned giveraway won or due to the former ID can be transferred to the new ID as its still remains Me, Myself and I.

Waiting to make my first post, with the new ID!

Is this your real names?

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BOLATITO RICHARD CARDS PLUS PLEA

Please patronise my husband.He is into video coverage,media consultancy and business solution.Though he has not gotten an office yet in lagos but he's got something upstairs.thanks and May God bless you all.please kindly manage this as a token of my appreciation.

411103495894,

261944438265,

231569757172,

948264081685,

051650236439,

093111793274,

334019207731.thanks

I got people asking me for her contact info on how to help her.please contact her on her email address if you are interested in helping her kids go back to school.they have been home for a year through no fault of theirs.

bolatitoo@gmail.com 

Bola abeg make i rest for your emails this week,you hear?you can resume next week .lol

ATTENTION BOLATITO FASHINA

Good day Stella,

Happy New Year

I would like to get in touch with this lady that made this comment.

Thank you.

THIRD THANKS...YOU SAVED AN UNBORN BABY

Hello stella,please i just want you to help me thank madam blessing overflow for the whooping 5k she sent to me.

infact she sent in the money at the right time becos i was just thinking of what my children were going to eat and how to get money to visit the hospital and run some tests and scan becos am 8 months+pregnant and have been feeling a very sharp pain in my lower abdomen.So immediately i got the alert i just forgot about the kids that have not eaten, i quickly ran to the bathroom took my bath and went to the hospital.please i want you and fellow sdkers to help me thank her.Her pocket will never run dry and i also pray that whatever she lays her hands upon shall prosper in JESUS NAME.

And i also want to thank you Stella for creating this platform to touch lives.May God be with you and your entire family in JESUS NAME. 

LEST I FORGET:This is to inform my fellow sdkers that i am not d same bolatito fashina they were referring to in the comment section.God is my witness.

bolatitoo@gmail.com 

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SHOUTOUT TO OLUTOBI ODUTAN FOR BAG OF RICE

Stella bea, thanks for this wonderful platform. Shout out to Olutobi Odutan for the bag of rice she gave me. She is so beautiful and humble. Olutobi my God will bless you abundantly, shame will be far from you, in this year 2015 you will reap the good of the land. As you have blessed my family and I, the good lord will embarrass you with all round Favour in every areas of your life in Jesus name Amen. I appreciate and celebrate you for putting a smile on our faces this new year. God bless you real good my sister. 

Jollof rice on my mind..that type they sell at Ghana high with dodo and pomo,assorted and beef,washed down with cold coke and then loud belching plus farting..choi!

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AMEBO GIST

Choi! Can't stop laughing here ooo, watching Jara and Beverly Osu was one of the Celebrities that was hosted today. While being interviewed by Helen Paul, she was asked first who Angelo Collins was to her and she said friends, Helen was like just friends? She said it can only get better. The tatafo lady asked again, do you PeoPle still communicate and she said yes, Angelo calls me alot.. Hmmmmmm.. I was shocked sha cos i thought they scattered last year without amendment after reading some of Angelo's offensive tweets about her on twitter.lol.. 

When i was thinking i was shocked, i got electrocuted when Helen asked finally, will you like to marry Angelo? Without hesitation babe screamed YES!!!.... Lol.. Don't know sha, but been laughing.. Beverly Osu is truly in love with brother Angelo ooo.bwhahahahaha.

lol

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GTBANK SCAM ALERT THIS MORNING.

Goodmorning Stella,

I started crying when i woke up this morning to discover a scam operations in my account. This thing already gave me a sign in December 2014, but because i wasnt having money in the account, i wasnt bothered but now eh, choi!!! If i have cash, it wouldn't even bother me at all. I am in Canada, and someone in Miami, Florida or so withdraw my money during the night. i just woke up and Gtbank just sent me my account notification of 157 dollars transaction wey i no no nada about. well, this is to let my fellow blog visitors know, please be aware, people are not smiling oh, weather Naija, or any country at all.

I am a student here, i don't even have that mind to tell my Sister that this happened because i know the situation at home, i just pray i find any kind work before the end of the month to suffice. or else,  it is well is my story for this month in no man's land oo.

Anyways, i already called gtbank to block my ATM. but this thing pain me sha...

HIAN!.....GTB? *faints*

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BLOG VISITOR WHO SLEPT WITH HER CLIENT WRITES BACK..

Good Day Stella,

Trust you are good?

I sent you the mail about me being neglected and sleeping with my client,http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/01/chronicle-of-blog-visitor-narrative_13.html?commentPage=2

I must say that I am so overwhelmed with the comments it received, a whopping 435 comments, I have gone through all the comments and some nearly brought tears to my eyes, while some were outright offensive, some were quite understanding of my situation and others gave subtle but firm advice.

Shout out to the "Understanders" like Preachers wife, CoCo, Lonely Wife, Yvonne, Lacey, Oyibo, That Girl, Sonia, Shalom, JB, The Only Controller G, Blog Lord, Barbz, Olive Doris David, SDK's Love Child, Mao Akuh and Iyalaje of SDK etc etc.

Shout out to the ''Subtle Advisors'' like Ronalda, Chi Exotic, Samira Hall, Voltron, Iphie Dearie, Lyn Makeover, SDK FIRST SON, Pinochiodee, Morry Baby, Sexy Mama, Peach, Sparrow, Amaka Kazz AND Boss Lady Chinwejust to name a few.

Hugs to Preachers Wife and The Generals Wife, I Love you right back.

To Breanna Mag I will like to say that marriage is not a bad place to be so do not fear marriage it is actually very good when you meet the right person and your minds are ad idem. I pray you find the right person IJN.

SDK LOVE CHILD has given me a new name ''Naughty stolen lollipop licking gal''. hehehehehehe!!!!!

I have taken to the advice given by my honourable advisors and I have decided to avoid the man like the Ebola virus, I have also decided to talk to my hubby about us taking a vacation together (i.e. if he will have the time) I have started praying earnestly for forgiveness from God and I know as CoCo always says 'The Lord is definitely my muscle'.

Thanks Y'all, God bless you and may you all find good advice when you desperately need it.

Bye.

Blog Visitor.

Kisses right back to you..keep your laps closed.lol

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BALLERINAS GIVE AWAY!

Hello Stella. Hope you are good. Ordered these shoes for someone but they came in wrong sizes and I don't wanna sell it. Wanna give them out to two BVs who wear size 37 or who has someone that wears 37 and would love to have them. There's no location restrictions. You can request from them from anywhere in Nigeria. I will take care of the delivery charges.Please contact the giver davidballer100@gmail.com

Oops i mistakenly deleted pic of shoes where i saved it but they are really lovely shoes...really lovely!

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AMEBO GIST  CONCERNING HOUSE HELP OOOO

Hello stella, hope this mail meets you well, thank you for keeping me company through this blog and may God bless you. ehen na amebo gist i wan give so o, cos wetin my eye see, my mouth no fit talk am so i say make i type.

I went to my aunts place to give the house girl some things i bought for her because she told me she was leaving yesterday because she wants to go and get married.my dear sister, when my aunt decided to search her bag when she was about leaving, she was holding a certain nylon so tightly, we asked what was inside she said nothing, i felt maybe it was her dirty underwear or something like that.

 fast forward. my aunt finally grabbed the bag and when we opened it we saw the stockings, singlet and pant of my aunts 3 children, when we asked her why she took them she said it was because my aunt was mean to her she wanted to punish her through her children so she had to get things they wear, we were all in shocked hearing this.

I grab wetin i wan give am back sef. please my fellow BVS especially the married women, be careful how you treat your maids because we live in a wicked world. I hope stella posts this because it will save a lot of mothers. Long live SDK.

Wow,you didnt conclude how it ended.I hope your aunt begged her before she left and i hope your wicked aunt learnt her lesson.Some women can be wicked for Africa,some even pour hot water on their maids..Hisssss!

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BLOG VISITOR BABY ROCKER UPDATE

Choii aunty stella (pardon me for the last time)
You have made my day with your blog. I did not have time to read or comment in IHN or chronicles of BV naratives yesterday. I worked like a jackass , washed and cleaned, harmattan dust isnt making my work any easier.
BUT yesterday evening, i took my time eating pop corn and sipping lipton to scroll and read, choi chai ahhh i missed oooo.

Ps. Remember me! Yes me the bv that begged for a baby rocker. Meeehn that rocker is saving my life o.i just put baby in the rocker and put him in front of the tv and i can do all my work. Am still very grateful to you stella and to the angel that surprised  me with money for the rocker in these days that fraudsters abound

Thank you a million times over and God bless

TV?not a good ortientation for your child.please get kids music that will relax the baby to sleep.he might end up being too hyper-active and TV dependent.I have seen it happen
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MEMO TO BLOG VISITORS

Yesterday someone dropped a comment saying that in house news is the worst thing that ever happened to blogsphere followed by the narratives and doctors post.I know that is not true because they are my original content,my idea.A never done before on any blog.

I know its not true.

..And then when i post stories i keep getting comments that i copied them from other blogs when in actual facts the pics are everywhere but my original thought out text is always copied by some blogs.

100 blogs can post the same news,it doesnt matter when...even my friend Bella posts old news as well.In Journalism there are what we call 'TIMELESS STORIES'

which can be posted anytime.

Coming to cuss me out under anonymous will not stop me.

people should learn to live and let live.this is my hustle.Writing is one of the   things i am good at,I am a girl from nowhere who has found a hustle,if you are a hater,make sure you have a hustle,because if you come here correcting my supposed flaws,cussing me out and at the end of the day you have nothing to show for it then your life is a big waste!

The chronicles,house news and doctors post will continue.I can lend you money to buy a transformer and shock yourself with it...continue posting the hate comment,it does nothing to me.

This memo is for you if you are a hater of this blog....All i have to give is gossip,love and benevolence...you?.

...And i will write a memo whenever i deem it fit,your reading this blog and thinking you know more than me gives you no right to ask me to stop.yes corrective criticism is welcome but outright hating ?Hell no!

And i will add my signature RED where ever i want to,please go and blow job on an unripe banana if you think otherwise inugo?.This is a memo filled with love.I am cool like that!

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REPLY FROM LADY SEEKING TO CELEBRATE SONS 7TH BIRTHDAY.

Waaaaooooohhhh ! you are just an angel sent from God.......  short of words!

Thank You for for posting the letter.

I have gotten a birthday cake already from Sweet Mother of the SDK blog, will go on Saturday to carry it at a designated Tantalizer (Ikotun Lagos to be precise), have forwarded the colour of the cake and the write up.

My Mouth is filled with gratitude, don't know where to start from. This blog

is surely filled with angels.

Those that I 've forwarded my account details to have been dazing me with alerts oooooo! Most of them activated anonymous mode.

As at now my account is beaming green with N39,000. Still have a

Western Union to receive tomorrow and those that promised to respond.

 All from your benevolent heart and being ever ready to help.

 GOOD BLESS SDKERS!'

 The celebrant is so happy as I told him the situation on ground, he

has been bouncing all around the house. Asking if the BV's that sponsored the birthday,will come, he wants to see all those involved.... lol.

 The 7th birthday will be a blast, the 'bestest' of all. My Co-planner

(birthday boy) has extended part of the birthday, to be in church,then on Monday the D-day in the school.

God Bless All of you, you and you !.

Remain Blessed Forever !

I love all my blog visitors and the way they respond to plea posts i make,it amazes me.I hereby use this opportunity to thank everyone for making me so proud.I know there are a million good blogs out there.i am not the first or the best but it only happens here!..Thank God for singling me out and using this platform to bless his people.remember that givers never lack!..NEVER..i am a living witness!

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SISEKO SENDS DERAH REPLY MEMO TO DERAH AND CO...LMAO

Dera apology accepted. At least now we are both clear. That ends the matter. And thanks for deeming it fit for clarity. I should also say that, you can't fault Ezenwanyi because we know how people can be mischievous here atimes. If you've been here long enough you would know. I even reacted more angrily but Stella chose to filter the post I sent in. Who wouldn't? 

Ezenwanyi didn't act irascible, she said what anyone would have said to a "dera" whom we didn't know exists. I would have done same for her. So please let's just leave the matter. I respect that you cleared the misconception and that suffices it. Thank you and Good luck 

Ronalda, thanks dear..But please note that there's only one active sisi eko here..ME!! Well, at least, Apart from the few times that some people just use your blog name to be mischievous. And I am sure I called the fake out recently, I also attached a disclaimer to the comments she made. So there are no two of us, as you now seem to believe.  lol. 

Ezenwanyi I plead with you. You did the right thing by sticking up for me because we've both seen things go down here with some folks. Ezenwanyi herself has been impersonated before, so I quite understand her and everyone else should understand her too. If you are old here, by now you'll be used to everyone's style of writing that you can point out the fake when you see one. Ezenwanyi pele.. GW has compiled a head swelling eulogy to appease your 'gods" lol. 

And to those who need reaffirmation of my status. Yes I am married. Yes I have kids. And yes I'm over gainfully employed. Lol 

Anyway, thanks to everyone who queried and sought to know who the fake was. Thanks to you too Stella. Ciao

Choi una don settle be that?no Friday fight?Hisssss!...loooool

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SDK DENTIST TO THE RESCUE

Good day stella bae, am so glad that angels are on this blog oooo.

Its with joy and gladness I tell you that my bad teeth has been

removed. Ok this is how it happened

I sent you a mail looking for in house dentist, lol that mail entered

your pot. Then I posted in comment section, dear stella for 2days I

wasnt able to sleep,it was a desperate act. Because the work to

be done on my teeth are much.

Fortunately someone contacted me and asked me to bring down my comment

that he would help me.

So I met him day before yesterday at the dentist' and truly I was treated.I

uprooted 2 teeth and filled 3,and also did a teeth cleaning procedure.

The bill was total 18k plus xray 2500.

OMG that was not all he gave me 10k for transportfare and he made me promise to testify on stellasblog..hahahhahahaha .

Madam stella you don't have idea the kind of lovely and cute people that read your blog. This man is so full of cuteness that I forgot my toothache. day before Yesterday was the 1st day I frowned at a ring.lol yea he was wearing a wedding band..lol so young?

Anyway oga dentist your wife is damn lucky sir.thank you a million and may God grant you and your wife the child you looking for.non will have

toothache in their life time.muuaaah

Thank you sir dentist..God bless you!

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SAY NO TO ABORTION...ANOTHER BLOG TESTIMONY

stella, i have  been following ur blog bumper 2 bumper, keep up the good work. I just want to let you know that I gave birth to a baby boy on 28 december 2014, and he's so cute.

 I'l be forever grateful to you, and I keep thanking God for using you to help me, if not for the mind you gave me this my cute son would have been aborted, thanks so much and God will continue to bless you....thank you.

Welcome to your patter of tiny feet,please land a hot kiss on his cheek for me as soon as you read this you hear?...that boy will make you a proud woman in Jesus name!

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH BV BLACKBARBIE

Hello Stella,

The angels are still playing santa even in January.  Please help me to thank BV Blackbabie.  When I made a request for BVs to help me touch the lives of my sister and her children last Christmas, BV Blackbarbie sent me a mail to assist.

I received an alert of N5,000 from her last week.  We are very grateful.  I pray that favour will locate her and her family from all directions. She will rise above all difficulties and new paths of greatness shall be opened unto her in Jesus name.

And to you  Stella, thank you so much for this platform.  Remain blessed.

From a grateful heart - Evergreen Nwachukwu

no yawa
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WINNER OOOOOOH

SDK, I am the happiest being on earth right now. Like play like play I don win 3-tier wedding cake ooo for June, My heart almost jumped out of my mouth when I saw that mail this morning. God will continue to bless you, This medium has brought happiness to lots of people like me, you will always know happiness, SDK, you will have no reason to cry or mourn in Jesus Name. To the person giving out the free cake, God will surprise you with unfathomable blessings as you have decided to surprise me with this cake. I am so grateful.

kosi yawa
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UPDATE ON THE IGBESE LADY TO BE CALLED OUT TODAY...LOL

 My darling stella, good morning to you. Sweetheart of mine you can't imagine how happy I am to send in dis mail. I was overjoyed when I sent the first mail and within hours the in house news was up and it was there. I felt special. Thanks Boo.

I am sorry this might be a little long but I just want to give the full detail of everything that happened. Pardon me sweety.

Now back to the matter, after I sent in the mail on tuesday I called and pinged the babe again and as usual she ignored but to my surprise she pinged me back in the afternoon that she would pay in 10k the following day to remain 6k but I refused and told her she has to pay me all of my money complete because I have tried for her. And that the last time she told me something like that was the last time she picked my calls and replied my pings and that I was very disappointed in her and I also wanted to end the friendship because I despise people like her.

She read my pings and ignored, I went ahead to send her my account number and told her I would be expecting my money the next day(though I knew she won't pay in d money).

 I know so many people will say I would have collected the 10k first and then start talking about the balance. I have come to know this girl very well, besides she has told me on 3 occasions that she will pay tomorrow but her tomorrow never comes and she has graduated from school of which she has just a little rounding up to do If I take the 10k what is the guarantee that I ll get the balance. If she finally leaves town my money is gone.

So Wednesday came and I saw no alert I called her to ask why she didn't pay in d money as usual she ignored my calls so I had to ping to tell her that she has finally left me with no other option than to forcefully get my money from her and that since she wants to be disgraced I ll start from the internet. I sent her the link and told her what I will do to if after today being friday I don't get my money and that she has taken my silence for stupidity and now I will show her what my madness tastes like, yet no reply.

So I called one other of our friend that's very familiar with this blog and told her exactly what I will do to the babe if she doesn't pay me my money. That one called her and you won't imagine what she said, that I threatened her and that she will show me that she has boys in Enugu, that she has the money but she won't pay me because the money she has is for doing important things and not for paying debts. And that she will wait till friday to see what I can do. And me that has been forming friend and I don't want to embarrass her so people won't say I took things too far all this while she was owing me what has that made me? A FOOL. I pinged her and told her to get ready.

Yesterday I woke up in the afternoon to an alert of 11k on my phone from her. Chaii it pained me because I had made up all preparations to show her what I can do today and even if she doesn't pay me after this then I will wait for her to get into town then I will tell my hubby to get my money from her his own way.

I pinged her to ask when she will pay my balance but she didn't answer, no wahala I will get that one once she gets into town.

Stella you really don't know what this platform has done for me because I guess the reason she went to pay that money is because someone must have hinted her what goes on here and she was lucky to take their advise.

I thank you specially because it is you who has helped me collect this money even without knowing it because THE FEAR OF STELLA's BLOG IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM. This blog has helped people a lot and I pray that you stella shall never know difficulty in your life. The ways in which you will be blessed shall amaze you. The wisdom of God shall never depart from you. God bless you and I Love you specially.

My hubby now calls your blog police station. Hahahahaha. Thanks darling.

Muaaaah

choi so no yansh opening again?hisssss.