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Childhood and Growing up was not fun for you
-If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in the next street and the owners dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.
- If you didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.
- If you nevera waved @ white birds expecting your nails to be whiter
- If u never heard of a ghost that stays under mango
trees @nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it your car!
- If you didnt mix garri and sugar in your pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cooking grass and sand without fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out Unclad, with your cloth in your hands.
hehehheheeh i am guilty of almost all oooo.
have a nice sunday,if i wested ya time na you sabi...Mscheeeew!..lol
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ReplyDeleteMy fav is "when your car is somewhere it's not supposed to be, and you ain't picking your bae's calls.hahahahahah
DeleteBwahahahahahahaha stella oooo Chai ure d master of shade throwers. So Na me u dey throw dat shade of if I never see my alert. Looooolz abeg do ans me o. Lmao!!
DeleteYou didn't waste my time jare. Where do I send ur kisses to?
Now I kno have,hungry vampires as friends,bin inviting them 2 church like 4 eva!den came d love feast and ta daaaa dey appeared b4 me in church 2day.power of food.
DeleteLmao
DeleteChai! So funny
I remember going into the bathroom. Refusing to open the door when anyone knocks and coming out naked majestically.
Lol. And everyone in the house is like : really????
I also remember playing and cooking with sand, tin tomatoes container, different leaves, without fire.
Growing up was fun.
Happy Sunday y'all
Time not wested
DeleteHappy Sunday to you too sterra. Bvs how Una de.
ReplyDeleteAnswer to the state governor and family : Abia State! Causer: Mama Peace connection from Aso rock.
DeleteHaha very funny. U jst made my day.
ReplyDeleteTnkx 4 d gud lafff Stella
DeleteMy ribs are hurting from laughter, especially the alert joke it's so true. I did nearly all those things when I was a child thinking back begin a child was fun.
DeletePlease click on my name for top quality unprocessed virgin human hair. No shredding and no tangling. Thanks
Hahahhaahaahhahhahaahaa...my ribs ohh!
ReplyDeleteLmao @when everyone has seen alert except you. That got me laughing big time...
Hhahhahahhhahahaha@ childhood and growing up.
Am guilty of 80percent.
Especially flicking my hands at the white birds expecting my nails to turn white while singing. "Leke Leke gimme water fingers" hahhahahahha
-threw my tooth on the roof top thinking a tooth fairy will pick it up, not knowing say na red neck lizard de kpake the thing.
Hhhahhahahahhahhaaha...
Stella I enjoyed this. I thoroughly did!
Hahhha...@ the ghosts under the tree. wili wili things
DeleteI stil dey steal meat for pot, I still close the freezer slowly,to sEe when the light goes off. Growing up was fun
DeleteLeke leke gimme water finger ke?...u be ajebutter child o...it's leke leke bami leke eya adaba bami leke
DeleteReally? So na Red-neck lizard that chops d thing.Chai
DeleteAnd i was told Its for whiter teeth o! Kai
Just Last month Or so,The General went and thrashed my daughter's tooth that i carefully placed on ma dresser for upward movement to the roof....LMAO
U should have seen d fit i threw wen he casually told me he had thrashed it.Kai
Infact,d more hysterical i beacame,d funnier it was to him and d madder i got.
That day and d Next,all i could think of was my daughter's tooth Or teeth not becoming so White in d Future!
Hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaha
I just showed him dis and he just shook his Head and said" so baby,u were really serious dat day"
Chai....i feel like one Bush individual right now hahahahhahahahhahahaha
Lmao. So Bloglord u follow stella dey laugh Na Abi? Bwahahahahahahaha I know y stella never ans me o.
DeleteHahhhahhahhaahahaha....bitchpliz. That's how I was singing it then o! And my nails would actually turn white. Chai, small pikin sense no follow at all. Lmao
DeleteNwuye G, hahhhaaahahaa,..,so were still planning on throwing your daughter's tooth on the roof top? buahahhahhaa! General go don laugh u taya. Lol
Chy, find as u go follow Stella "kpa nkata"
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ReplyDeleteLol!!!!!
D political family is Abia State governor ...
DeleteThe preparing for exams and mephobia post got me. Very funny indeed * Broques *
ReplyDeleteSummarizing before exams. ROTFLMAOOOO. Chai! I can never forget that dreadful course RESEARCH METHODOLOGY. Saw the exam questions and bursted into tears. Thank you Baba for seeing me through.
ReplyDeleteManna Bee, are u a graduate of English/Literature?
DeleteThat course was a terror! I started hearing abt it in my first year from my senior colleagues. 3rd Year, Second semester course. Can't remember wat I even had. Lol.
And when I tell people i'm studying english/literature,some people still think I have mad fun in school
DeleteChai, that one chance was my old story and the Kimberly post made me laff tire. I literally live for this saturday and sunday laffss. Go Stella
ReplyDeleteThat fridge own,damn,but I still do it sometimes.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe…The alert matter ehn..lol
ReplyDeleteChai. My governor?
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ReplyDeleteI enjoyed it too much, thanks fir making my day
ReplyDeleteLol. Hmmm i so much like this. Then when i was younger, i would always suck the belt of my gown until am tired of sucking. Even in class, pencil cleaner no dey last for my hand. I would eat the cleaner and also help others in eating theirs. It was fun doing all that. Lol.The young shall grow,change is always constant. ..
ReplyDeleteHahaha kai nobody do lekeleke bambu reach me. Childhood was fun
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahaha am guilty of almost all . I miss my childhood
ReplyDeleteEarthworms? You wanna kill me, place it directly before me.
ReplyDeleteThose creatures are so disgusting that i can die from sighting one.
Chai, Same with me
DeleteHahahah my belle ooooh.
ReplyDeleteWhaooo, so amazing. I laugh so Tey
ReplyDeleteYou didn't waste our time at all. Hahahahah
ReplyDeleteStella you just made my day. I am guilty of 80% of those too
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Very funny. I'm also guilty of most of those childhood stuff. Even though it was "kpako", I enjoyed doing them. Nowadays, things like that are no more. Ogun omode o le sere fun ogun odun fa *in my Ilorin accent*
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ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard
I did almost everything as a child except washing my legs and hands instead of bathing to go to school and mixing garrison and sugar in my pocket. My own mixing was milk and sugar in a nylon.
I did that finger thing alot hoping my nails would be white but somehow they were..
It would soon be my anniversary date
I'm thankful lord for the journey so far
Where is sweet mother?
Very funny.
ReplyDeleteItz only in Abia State that the Governor won senate, wife won house of reps and Son won house of Assembly; Yet itz the worst State in Nigeria no for of development• check @eneanyac on IG and see what was written about him yesterday• Nigeria needs a Change
ReplyDeleteHahahahhaa.... I was thinking so hard about my life.... Thanks stella, you just made my day. Atleast am kinda relieved.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaahhahahahahooooooooo.we all are guilty.
ReplyDeleteI laughed out real loud. Thanks for making me laugh
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahaha...
ReplyDeleteIf you didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it....
Dat was me during NYSC...In the school I was posted to for teaching,my pen dey lost almost evryday...Hian! nobody told me 2 start inserting a white piece of paper inked with my initials into my biro...
Lmao @ dat moment wen u stare @ ur exam paper and be like wat is dis shit...hehehe,reminds me of university days menh!!!....some of my lecturers can set exam for Africa...After 30 minutes,ur still clueless still staring at ur exam script...
Bwahahahahahahahha, Stella u've made my sunday..I rily enjoyed the laffs..
Fuuny
ReplyDeleteOmg I am guilty of all lol. Wow so I has an interesting childhood. Interesting laughs.
ReplyDeleteI'm guilty of these Oooo lol!!!!
ReplyDeleteSunday laughs too badt, @child hood nd growing up, I did virtually everytin xpecially sleeping on d coach nd waking up on bed, den I ll alwayz ask myself how I got to d bed.@stella u sure knows how to make sm1 happy,
ReplyDeleteRofLmao...I don tif everything...those celebrity born dates though
ReplyDeleteThat family win must be abia state cuz i know the father, mother and son came out for the race.
ReplyDeleteHahahah! I miss my childhood days oo! Am so guilty of most of them.
U didnt waist my time darling!
Omg!am guilty of all except putting garri nd sugar in my pocket.still laffing lik crazy.lol
ReplyDeletelooools...saturday ati sunday laffs giving pple headaches since 1960
ReplyDelete@manna bee dt course in my own skul was difficult too, but thank to God 4 seeing me tru
ReplyDeleteKhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahah choi sooooo guilty.... this person is my neighbor swear down hahahahahahah
ReplyDeleteKikikikikik hahahahahaha happy sunday to u aunty stella
ReplyDeleteAm guilty of 90% o
ReplyDeleteSo funny
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahaha.Aunty it was just as if u were talking to me.i did all those stuff,could u believe this,i still throw my kids milk teeth on d roof because i dont want fowl 2 swallow it and it wont grow again,so immediately their tooth pulls off,they just run 2 me'mummy my teeth has removed go and throw it on the roof,and i must leave wot eva am doing and answer he or she.so even in old age am still playing some.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahaha.Aunty it was just as if u were talking to me.i did all those stuff,could u believe this,i still throw my kids milk teeth on d roof because i dont want fowl 2 swallow it and it wont grow again,so immediately their tooth pulls off,they just run 2 me'mummy my teeth has removed go and throw it on the roof,and i must leave wot eva am doing and answer he or she.so even in old age am still playing some.
ReplyDeleteStella, you really got me laughing with your final words ^have a nice sunday,if i wested ya time na you sabi...Mscheeeew!..lol^. hehehehehe
ReplyDeleteWaoo. Good laughs.
ReplyDelete@Cheat on a good woman...Ifeatu ntoiii. Now God gave yu a nympho who's shackin all ur friends n choppin all her friends' carpet. Go do DNA for ur 2kids. I'm sure u'll be reading dis page at ur usual time. Hohoho.
@when lecturer cancels a quiz...#042things. Late Prof Ugwu Ogbonna, haaaa, dat man (RIP) nearly kill person wit heartattack. I'm own skoi-skoi is on a high level.
@childhood...if u never get to d farmland in d villa wit little friends , dig a hole on d ground n sing "nwannunu oku agbaa ulo gi oo(o ye little ants, ur house is on fire), and watch d termites fly out. Hahahaha. Maaaad fun.
If u never rolled "pana" on floor (dry brown windy nuts), tests ur level of concentration.
If u neva tethered Granny's sheep n lamb in d hinterlands at 10am where they get enough grasses to munch then go bring them back at 5pm wen d sun is down.
If u neva went searching for snails "congo meat" out in d middle of d nite in d villa, on d walls after a cold rainy day wit Grandma. U didn't have a complete childhood.
Waoo. Good laughs.
ReplyDelete@Cheat on a good woman...Ifeatu ntoiii. Now God gave yu a nympho who's shackin all ur friends n choppin all her friends' carpet. Go do DNA for ur 2kids. I'm sure u'll be reading dis page at ur usual time. Hohoho.
@when lecturer cancels a quiz...#042things. Late Prof Ugwu Ogbonna, haaaa, dat man (RIP) nearly kill person wit heartattack. I'm own skoi-skoi is on a high level.
@childhood...if u never get to d farmland in d villa wit little friends , dig a hole on d ground n sing "nwannunu oku agbaa ulo gi oo(o ye little ants, ur house is on fire), and watch d termites fly out. Hahahaha. Maaaad fun.
If u never rolled "pana" on floor (dry brown windy nuts), tests ur level of concentration.
If u neva tethered Granny's sheep n lamb in d hinterlands at 10am where they get enough grasses to munch then go bring them back at 5pm wen d sun is down.
If u neva went searching for snails "congo meat" out in d middle of d nite in d villa, on d walls after a cold rainy day wit Grandma. U didn't have a complete childhood.
Stella e be like say we be mates. I am guilty of all except 2. Funny
ReplyDeleteAbia state and the son in law will also b the new governor.
ReplyDeleteThe alert matter na blog princess
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah guilty of the growing up tin
ReplyDeleteStella, don't make me have heart attack cos I don laff 2 d extent ma neighbor dey wonder d cos of d laff. Thanx a lot
ReplyDeleteGuilty of some lol
ReplyDeleteDat kind of summarisation don't work in UNN o..
ReplyDeleteMy day is made
ReplyDeleteMy day is made
ReplyDeleteReally funny. I did everything except for (If u never heard of a ghost that stays under mango
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Sending More Lafs. Thanks
hahahahahahah.you rock stella!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday y'all.
Had fun, still laffing LMAO........
ReplyDeleteGimme food when u finish twerking. lol
ReplyDeleteI wear only pant w shoes
ReplyDeleteCan't stop laughing, thank u stella. I av saved most of d pics sef....
ReplyDeleteI did all those expect sugar and garri in my pocket
ReplyDeleteStella you didn't west my time
I did evry lol
ReplyDeleteLmao. abeg you guys leave Amaechi. That' you,yes you let's quarrel is soooo funny.
ReplyDeleteI dd al dose play jare,it was fun dat year
ReplyDelete~@iamjbankz SA to President Jonathan 2015~
Hohohohoho... Stella got me ROTFL..
ReplyDeleteOh my dearest Stella the last one was about me 100%.You too much God bless u.
ReplyDeleteThat building with sand,waving at white birds, in fact guilty of almost all. hahahahahhahahaha sweet memories.
ReplyDeleteNice joke SDK.