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Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Uses Simple English To Announce His Loss At The Senatorial Primaries

''Ehen .......It is my beauty to hannance to you that Hon Pantrick Obahiagbon have alerted us that she have lots the Senatorial emlection in Edo because she people have looked the other ways''.



Hon Patrick lost the seat to Samson Osagie the Minority whip of the house of Reps whom Rumour mongers say ''buttered'' his agege bread very well.
Goodluck to him.

Parick can start on the long awaited dictionary whilst he waits for another election.....
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102 comments:

  1. Queen Arabella9 December 2014 at 19:18

    Hahahahaha....which kain "sokoto labulabu" be this? Stella, you are a case study

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    1. FOLARIN•9 December 2014 at 21:26

      They didn't vote because of the unnecessary grammar u scatter at will

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    2. Ewu love9 December 2014 at 22:00

      Ewu! Na the one wey u sew for am. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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    3. Goddesss of Dawn9 December 2014 at 23:33

      My sista I wonder ooh
      Craze pple plenty not only the naked walking ones ooh!
      See person husband and papa!
      Tufiakwa!!!!!

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    4. Unknown10 December 2014 at 05:01

      Please o, people who hire nannies or maids online. Be careful. The two kids that got missing days ago was hired through OLX I just read. May not be the organizations' fault but this means bad business for them. Not only online though but generally. Please be extra extra careful cos I read some comments where people ask for maids randomly. Una careful o. Ok bye

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    5. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 05:27

      Cynthia Iyede hustling life on LIB for money since 1807. Nor be only alloy. She haf comment tire wiv her email for LIB. Kikikikikiki
      Stells post ma comment o

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    6. Unknown10 December 2014 at 11:24

      I think half of the posts on that OLX are fake. They are criminals duping people off their money so people be careful

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  2. YUCEE9 December 2014 at 19:21

    So his English can be this simple. His pple r tired of bomb he has been dropping so they decided 2 drop him.

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    1. Oil money9 December 2014 at 20:28

      I have never seen him speak such simple English

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    2. Cynhams Cakes, Abuja.10 December 2014 at 03:59

      He was probably playing on popularity to win.

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  3. Vivaciara9 December 2014 at 19:23

    That his pic cracks me up big time.

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    1. Ewu love9 December 2014 at 21:58

      Ewu! Better go and buy superglue before u crack finish. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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    2. Unknown10 December 2014 at 14:42

      What's up with ds ewu love gan. #bbmnotinterestedsmiley.

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  4. Unknown9 December 2014 at 19:25

    Ewooo is he tired of meaningless grammar
    Oga try again next time.

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  5. The General's Wife9 December 2014 at 19:34

    Eeeyaaa

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    1. Unknown9 December 2014 at 23:39

      Lol.,GW LOVE u loads!

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    2. Unknown10 December 2014 at 04:23

      Real e yah. But would have loved for him to win. His talks gives us a breather from the already tensed political atmosphere.

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    3. The General's Wife10 December 2014 at 15:24

      Love u right back Adura baby!

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    4. The General's Wife10 December 2014 at 15:25

      And yes,Sisi,I would have loved for him to win.

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    5. Unknown10 December 2014 at 23:59

      OH! My Lord!
      The sight of this caption just threw me off the bed from laugh!

      Sorry mr encyclopedia. Never seenhim speak simple English.

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  6. Patt Eyaba9 December 2014 at 19:42

    Chei, I miss sdk

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  7. Unknown9 December 2014 at 19:43

    this 1 na high level language o lols

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  8. lady j9 December 2014 at 19:45

    yes ooh he lost..we don't want a senator DAT will go to d red chambers to represent us only in grammar alone..we want to see d dividends on ground in Edo south.. despite Samson osagie is not still d best candidate oo

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  9. Unknown9 December 2014 at 19:57

    From the way I see it, He's a man of integrity
    Better luck next time

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  10. BeeBa9 December 2014 at 20:04

    Na so the loss critical real.lol

    When I saw the headline,i was already expecting big grammer but lo and behold...hehehehehe

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  11. BLOGLORD (MVBM)9 December 2014 at 20:04

    since the 'grammar' didn't earn him a 'win', he just had to revert.
    kikikikikikiki

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    1. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 03:52

      Bloglord I know U used to be a core Linda Ikeji's blog reader and even really commented. If I may ask what happened? Did she vex you? Hmmm

      Aunt Stella approve my comment o na only question I ask. Thanks!

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    2. BLOGLORD (MVBM)10 December 2014 at 09:36

      controversy. I pitched.

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  12. calabar chick9 December 2014 at 20:04

    Lmao! Dis man is a clown I swear...

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  13. nash9 December 2014 at 20:08

    Jezzzzzzz this pic is so

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  14. papami59 December 2014 at 20:08

    He was not communicating to the people.

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  15. Unknown9 December 2014 at 20:09


    first time he lost it

    Arsenal Fans Booed Wenger

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  16. Jeni_zee 9 December 2014 at 20:13

    Hehehe Stella y u use dis pishure?

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  17. supermom9 December 2014 at 20:21

    No big words 2 explain the loss.

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  18. NUVI HONEY9 December 2014 at 20:22

    Hahaha , I sha don't know the meaning of contestation , it's in him

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  19. MOI9 December 2014 at 20:22

    Please start speaking simple english from now on. Thank you.

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  20. Unknown9 December 2014 at 20:36

    Very simple English for the first time.

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  21. Unknown9 December 2014 at 20:42

    Honorable Partick, love me some more! Haaahaaahaaahaaa!!

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  22. De Mirror9 December 2014 at 20:43

    Ok. We have heard Sir. Give others a chance.

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  23. Benjamin temidayo9 December 2014 at 20:51

    D grammer man...lol

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  24. jbankzE9 December 2014 at 20:53

    Em use big gramma confuse dem frm votin.....na shock mak m use simple grama ds tym

    ~@iamjbankz SA to President Jonathan 2015~

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  25. Brown suga9 December 2014 at 20:54

    He has nothing to offer dan lengthy & meaningless vocabularies.

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  26. Unknown9 December 2014 at 20:55

    The pant, looks 70's...

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  27. simply anonymous9 December 2014 at 20:58

    No comment

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  28. miss pink9 December 2014 at 20:58

    Which kind dressing be dis? Op d guy is normal sa

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  29. Unknown9 December 2014 at 21:04

    At last he communicates!

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  30. Unknown9 December 2014 at 21:08

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
    .
    Lolz.. Hard english no dey involve this tym but i would have love it if he wins though.
    *GLO BRING 3G TO KONTAGORA*
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 03:45

      Bia U are just a blog ashawo. You and Alloy

      Delete
    2. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 21:14

      As in ehh, nawa oh

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  31. ETHAN9 December 2014 at 21:09

    Him see wetin strong pass am naim him craze cure..

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  32. Unknown9 December 2014 at 21:10

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  33. Unknown9 December 2014 at 21:11

    Awwww!
    My boo lost
    Btw, stella why do you like using this particular pic na, ehn?
    He's got better peechaz...
    Duh!

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  34. Mama Abolade9 December 2014 at 21:24

    Ahh. This simple English came a little too late. If Edo people had known earlier that communicating with him won't be headache prone, they probably would have voted him.

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  35. Queen Bee9 December 2014 at 21:27

    When the matter became serious,bros forgot his grammar. Issorite. Lol!

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  36. Roseflower9 December 2014 at 21:37

    Hahahahahahaha Stella ooohh this your grammar we kee mee ooohh!

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  37. A S A9 December 2014 at 21:41

    Ahhhhhhh, Stella of life,u are a case. This shows that politics is more than just speaking English. From d picture to the write up,can't help but laugh and am still laughing as am typing dis ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  38. A S P O9 December 2014 at 21:42

    Ahhhhhhh, Stella of life,u are a case. This shows that politics is more than just speaking English. From d picture to the write up,can't help but laugh and am still laughing as am typing dis ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  39. SDK FIRST SON9 December 2014 at 21:46

    Hahahahahaha.... Na his trouser reach belly so or my eyes dey deceive me?

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  40. Anonymous9 December 2014 at 21:50

    Out fit proff patrick is realy funny
    Big sis stella u realy a case study u took ur tym to upload dis wonderfull pics. Proff outfit is realy kul 0... Chai

    Comdey Video: Mr Ofego Dancing During Offering Time
    In His church

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  41. Unknown9 December 2014 at 21:54

    Sowie oga patrick ooo

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  42. Godheritage9 December 2014 at 21:57

    Let me judge this matter,there are some things that can reset your whole inner mind,maybe him losing has reset his tongue. SDK CHIEF JUDGE

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  43. Miss Ess9 December 2014 at 21:58

    What a beautiful english

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    1. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 03:34

      I must see your face b4 Xmas.

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    2. taata'm10 December 2014 at 08:09

      Hahahhahahaha@ anon 3:34. Me too o.

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  44. ANGELRAY4SDK9 December 2014 at 22:07

    Why na, crying.

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  45. Omo9 December 2014 at 22:09

    So he has finally decided to be real to himself.

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  46. Anonymous9 December 2014 at 22:39

    I have always known that patrick obahiagbon is a well brought up man. I really appreciate his maturity in conceding to defeat.

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    1. The General's Wife10 December 2014 at 15:27

      The maturity brought me to tears.I really wished he had won.

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  47. Unknown9 December 2014 at 22:40

    Lol see humbleness

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  48. Anonymous9 December 2014 at 22:45

    for ur maturity sir, I wish you well in ur future endeavors. May u continue to shine, above ur enemies. One love sir!

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  49. Josh Atuanya9 December 2014 at 23:00

    I bought a dictionary that wz actually named after him...trust me,that wz d only way I managed to understand his beautiful nonsense of a grammar...

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  50. Anonymous9 December 2014 at 23:00

    IGODOMIGODO of the universe, I hail oh! Ur gentility and matured response is d way to go my guy. God is not a man that he should lie, at his own time he will perfect that which concerns you. Walk with ur head high my beloved gentleman. I hail oooooh!

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  51. Unknown9 December 2014 at 23:04

    Smh

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  52. Cynthia Iyede9 December 2014 at 23:12

    Aw! Sorry. Stella you mean this man can speak plain, precise and easy-to-understand english like this and he was busy throwing all forms of big grammars into the air like someone from pluto. I guest his excessive grammar couldn't allow his people to understand his manifesto, hence his loss

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    1. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 05:30

      Babe hw far na? I jam u for LIB as u dey take hustle for dat money. I come see whr u post ur yahoo mail. Kikikikikiki I hope u win some money for Xmas Kikikikikiki

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  53. Unknown9 December 2014 at 23:13

    There is more to it than grammer

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  54. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com9 December 2014 at 23:14

    Lol, finally! So sick and tired of having to consult my dictionary each time he opens his mouth - he's funny though

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  55. SDK adopted daughter9 December 2014 at 23:21

    Stella u be case aswear!loolll

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  56. Unknown9 December 2014 at 23:30

    Lolz.

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  57. Unknown9 December 2014 at 23:35

    Na wa oh

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  58. Unknown9 December 2014 at 23:45

    Ehya Pele my dear. Lwkmd d sokoto carry fire 4 head

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  59. WIDE EYED!9 December 2014 at 23:50

    Samson Osagie would ve comitted suicide if he wasn't given the ticket. That dude is so addicted to the National Assembly. He needs rehab!

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  60. Unknown10 December 2014 at 00:06

    Since I started commenting with my google account,I've been getting spam messages saying I won huge sums of money(millions of dollars)
    Please note:I'm not a greedy person neither am I foolish.I'm a broke student no doubt but I've still got my values
    Scammers stop sending me these messages I won't fall and neither will I stop commenting with my google I'd(u don't know how long it took me to get here)
    God bless sdk and all d amiable bloggers
    One love


    **lululiscious**

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    1. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 03:41

      One love sister, keep your head up.
      Don't download anything!
      Don't open any shits!

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    2. Unknown11 December 2014 at 00:04

      Make sure u dont click or download any thing oo! Thats one of the tactics of internet hackers.

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  61. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 00:12

    Oh dear! Stella's grammar on anoda level. Where is Aboki na Mallam? I miss his grammar.

    Hon Pat, u can fool some people some...
    Your people don wake up, go peche for back.
    And write a book.

    Xhlrted p

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  62. omalichaZweetie10 December 2014 at 00:15

    Chai, the words are just as hideous as he is in the picture

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  63. Unknown10 December 2014 at 00:41

    First dis pic is supposed to be repeatedly appearing on weekend laughs....
    ..im sure material used to make dt trouser would make a uniformed xmas wear for a family wit 4kids.....lol..
    ..
    As for d crincum crankum gingatua oprobious and miniacred nature of his grammer simplicity. ...
    Failure himbles and success brings out d best grammatical inuendum in u.....
    ♤♤♤♤♤
    ♤♤♤♤♡
    Ihe a n'eme adiro easy jaree.......ifugo na nkea aburo ife oke oyobo ga-a solve..!!!

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    1. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 04:38

      Oyibo supu yaaa...bekee bu agbala! Oriegwu really

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  64. Neni10 December 2014 at 00:44

    For once, I can understand what he's saying...lol!

    Try Palm Oil For Beautiful Skin

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  65. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 00:45

    Haaaaaa koyor, there is always a next time I hope this your new improved English has come to stay?

    UK blog visitors please click on my name for that soft and sliky virgin human hair. Frist class recorded delivery. Thanks

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  66. Centus10 December 2014 at 03:00

    Very simple at least. For the first time I can understand what he is saying.

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  67. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 06:22

    PATRICK did not lost his primaries becos of big grammar or becos he was not good enough. I feel it was wasn't, Gods time, cos if u ask me is even better than Samson Osage in all ramifications.

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  68. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 07:50

    With or without d senate, patrick obahiagbon made. Who God don bless no man can cause. BEKE

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  69. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 07:58

    Stella of life, making sense since 1900! it's not by winning primaries, let's wait and see how he will win d main election in 2015. With the likes of ize iyamu now in PDP and captain Hosa, he is going nowhere. If IGODOMIGODO has won, it would have being a lot more easier for APC.

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  70. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 08:03

    Stella of life, making sense since 1900! it's not by winning primaries, let's wait and see how he will win d main election in 2015. With the likes of ize iyamu now in PDP and captain Hosa, he is going nowhere. If IGODOMIGODO has won, it would have being a lot more easier for APC.

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  71. Greenlander10 December 2014 at 08:30

    Hw I love his grammar. He still has a prospective career in comedy.

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  72. Unknown10 December 2014 at 09:43

    Lmao, I beg na who get uncle parick number, I want make he be my english lecturer as I dey aspire to be noble laurette. This english no be here even d trouser sef dey swear for him enemies

    Princess Genny

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  73. Idera Oluwa10 December 2014 at 18:15

    And scatter our head abi... Looool

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  74. Unknown11 December 2014 at 06:38

    True

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  75. Stewie11 December 2014 at 20:43

    Eyaa ndo to him.
    him people no gree vote cos dem no understand him English

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