well that ish is about to go down in real life....Theres only one problem..
YOUR HELP IS NEEDED!
NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE
ACTRESS NSE IKPE INSPIRED REVENGE ABOUT TO ROLL...WANNA PLAY?
Stella well done for your good good job. God bless you bountifully. This blog is where i catch my fun and laugh. It is my only place of recreation as i don't go anywhere apart from church and work. My children say i live a triangular life. Work to church and church to home.
I am 45yrs old and has been married for 22 years. I have a graduate and 3 Undergraduate children who are my reason for still being married and the fear of God of course.
Stella i am married to a man who can cheat for Africa and yet wants us to be loyal and quake at the sound of his voice. He has been living in his place of birth foe 10yrs now while i and the children stay in another state. He does not want us there because of his activities which is not hidden to anyone. He does not hide nor pretend about his escapes and has been keeping a permanent side chic for five years now even though he tries to hide it when i or the kids are around.
He tries his best to provide for us but i feel neglected and that he is too confident of my fear of God and hence too comfortable that i wont cheat or leave him.
I do not want to do that because i love and fear GOD but i just want to tweak him a little and shake him out of his complacency. I am still very pretty and people always think my kids are my younger ones.
We are travelling with him for the Christmas and i just want my phone and bbm to be busy so he thinks and someone is taking his place. I just want to do to him what Nse Ikpe did to Joseph Benjamin in the movie MR&MRS.
Stella i want good friends (male or female) i can chat with, laugh, have fun and share thoughts. Someone who is God fearing. i want him to see me laugh a lot, radiant and always happy on my phone. A little threat and jealousy wont be bad Stella. Would it?.
Fellow blog visitors, i know you guys get the gist. Don't mind a responsible Friend or bv who can play this game and help me get back my happiness. share my email.
Fellow blog visitors, i know you guys get the gist. Don't mind a responsible Friend or bv who can play this game and help me get back my happiness. share my email.
Anyone interested in a good friend? I am ready.
All this small boys looking for grandma's gray hair to count should not apply oooooo
Matured male friends will be welcomed but no benefit ooooo!
Maybe gay will be better so that i can be sure i am safe with him(lol)
thats the dimokokorkus spirit there.
Stella i don tire to type just help me out. thanks
Maybe gay will be better so that i can be sure i am safe with him(lol)
thats the dimokokorkus spirit there.
Stella i don tire to type just help me out. thanks
Lets do this bvs. will share the testimony here
email
kennethima@yahoo.com
See me almost excited at this plan oh!
There are some questions i wanna ask
what if he doesnt care?
what if you fall in love with one of these people you wanna chat with?
what if this plan backfires?
Did you just watch this Nse's movie?
You are an adult and you know what you want,I am sharing your email and will not be held responsible if anything goes wrong.
We hope to get the feedback after Xmas okay?
A happy ending in movies never guarantee a happy ending in the real world.
ReplyDeleteIt is well with your household madam.
I hope your plan works for your good.
All the best.
U don't necessarily need male bv's to chat with to make ur horsebandman jealous.
DeleteFemale friends can do d trick as well
I hope this doesn't destroy ur marriage
DeleteYou want to shake him a little and make him jealous....hmmm! HE IS NOT WORTH IT.
DeleteIf I were you, I wouldn't give two flying spoons about what he is doing or not doing anymore. After fucking the whole of Africa, let him go to Europe, Asia and America, na im dick, e nor "consign" me.
If e dey do me like prick and I no wan disrespect myself, na to insist on a condom so he doesn't pour "jonajona" inside my fresh poosay.
Make him jealous for what? When my love for him go don die since 19tipetipe. Madam, you get time sha.
Exactly BL
DeleteSee how far this woman is ready to go to get back at her husband. I can't wait to hear the outcome of this plan; sounds good though.
DeleteBLOG ANALYSER: u can always act up without friends. I am good actress I wish I could teach u. Take good care of urself. Always be happy and laugh at imaginery conversations with u ur bb. Trust me he will snoop and if he finds u chatting with other guys it will look like u are cheating. So read blogs nd laugh out loud. Be happy nd u will see him moping
DeletePoster its better you get a lady to pretend as a guy,before you go falling for another man
DeleteHmmmm...lip sealed
DeleteHahahahhah,ds poster ehhh,I love ur guts ooo.enjoy d plan jare.sdk best blog ever
DeleteStella doooooh ohhh keep swallowing them
DeleteHahahahhah,ds poster ehhh,I love ur guts ooo.enjoy d plan jare.sdk best blog ever
DeleteI don't like the plan ma,Nse Ikpe Etim didn't have graduate kids like u do.
DeleteWat could you possibly be gisting with this guy(s)? U r a married woman,an aged woman at that.
All you need is a distraction,it must not be a male distraction,trust me,you'll regret it. It sounds fun now,but not a good idea.
My suggestion: during the hols,chat a lot with your kids,on social media too,do mischievious things with them. Download movies,comedies, surf the internrt for fun stuff,makes hillarious female friends,chuckle and laugh really loud enough when he comes by,make him see that happiness in you.
A cheating man can be tolerated,but a cheating woman,...no matter the reason for that,it would not be condoled....you might end up bringing serious gbege for yourself ttrust me.
But biko don't chat with male,you'll regret it.
Hahahaha!
DeleteCorrect woman.
I would have applied oh, but I feel poster won't want small girls like us.
All the best poster.
May God restore your husband's love for you, and grant you everlasting happiness in your home, Amen.
Am scared u might end up falling for a stranger cos dis person will give u over attention...
DeleteInope, how can you call 40sometging year old aged?!!!! People amaze me sha. And it also amazes me how Nigerians condone cheating husbands while forbidding the wife not to even joke about things. When she said she feels neglected, what did you think she was talking about? Everybody has sexual needs, just because you're a mother with grown children doesn't change that fact. Nigerian society like to treat older women like cast-offs. The men just use them to bear kids and then totally neglect and move on to small girls; yet they expect them to be loyal and faithful. And HIV/AIDS IS REAL. It doesn't recognize wether you are the wife or husband. By the way, I'm in my twenties, but I don't like the way young people and our society view the needs of older women sometimes..... Plus I know I'm going to be in that age-group in the future and I wouldn't want to be casted-off like that.
DeleteUse a girl oooo, not a guy biko, moreover he isn't worth d stress, am sure he likes his galfriend of 5 years Nd prefers her to u so he might not even be jealous,?or he might pretend to b jealous nd make a case that u r cheating to enable him marry d galfriend or showcase her without fear, so dis plan wud backfire .
Delete@inope victory...who told u she is aged...u tink 45 is old yea? And who told u a cheatin man is beta dan a cheating woman...u r one of d problems women hav. U cn advice her but dnt say baseless nonsense...45 is d new 35 jus incase ur nt aware...nd ur openin ue bogus mouth bcos u dont knw wat it feels like married to a serial cheater. Biko poster do wat u feel is right by you...but try sha not to fall inlove with whoeva...i wish u all d best in dis new found adventure..lol
Delete@Inope victory u said my mind! Poster please use Your children instead of an outsider. May God lead you aright.
DeleteI like MR and MRS that I watched it several times. Ahahaha, poster, I wish you best of luck with your game plan :D
DeleteDis men no be am at all, always cheating, madam find something to keep u busy, like inope victory said, a cheating man can be tolerated, but woman, it is hard, keep urself busy, go to the gym, apply for makeup class, find happiness in urself, and ignore dat ur horseband, d side chic na bastard, she no get common sense, in short travel for a while with d kids, dat's if u hold money oooo, by ignoring him alot, he will begin to feel jealous, nobody go tell am say, his property don dey waka. So pls take ur time and re arrange urself. God bless
Delete*ROLLING*eyes.....any body home
ReplyDeleteFingers crossed. Lipsealed.. wish you all the best ma'am
Deletehmmmmm! i love this plan, i am also in this kinda situation but looking for a male friend to trust on this plan.it never crossed my mind that sdk will do the magic. let me just wait for comments to roll in.
ReplyDeleteMust it be male?
DeleteDon't u have female friends that can do the trick?
Have used two of my girlfriends when I wanted to play this game. I told them to hide their number and call me. We gisted and laffed on d fone as if she was toasting me
Not dissing!!!!but The whole must it b male sounds dull 2 me...I fink she's old n wise enough..wat if her husband is an SDK on code n****,don't really matter d gender d message should Just get across,and secondly as a human she deserves happiness n she's seeing more correct gentle men n her own long life, so 2 me MA uv got game just save enuf energy 2 play tru......!!!!!
Delete* running to youtube to see mr & mrs*
ReplyDeleteClick my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers
You are kidding that you've not seen the movie?
DeletePoster, this one get as he be oh. Have you tried talking to him? Calling a family meeting, or even ask why he's doing all those things? Keep us updated.
On to part ii, nice movie. Madam, all da best. Lmao!
DeletePls do.nice movie
DeleteDon't the Old Mama Youngi. She needs someone to service her pussy. Why must it be a Male? Don't she v female friends she could use? By the way is it neccessary
DeleteSince u say u pratically live in Church its better u leave the Mata to God he has the final say
Family meeting wNt change him, even if them call nigeria meeting it Wnt stop him
DeleteY do ppl alwys assume dt calling a family meeting will solve d issue of a cheatin partner? Biko u ppl shld free her ojare...
DeleteLol...dis woman is funny. Will love to watch dat movie. I await comments
ReplyDeletelol...so funny
ReplyDeleteMadam you have only one life to live so don't waste it trying to win back a notorious cheat.Try to live and be happy for you but if you insist on going on with the plan then do it with a man so that if he cares enough to go snooping, he will actually picture you slipping off his fingers and try to make amends.Should he decide to call a family meeting because he has seen you talking to another man, then that will be a perfect opportunity for you to bear your mind out to them. But in case your plan fails to yield the desired results and you end up falling in love with the other guy then enjoy it. It is never too late to find love and be happy again just look at Ibinabo.Don't tire yourself down in a nonexistent marriage just because of fear of the unknown.
DeleteIt is a nice thing to do.,,but be very careful not to fall in love with any of your new friends..Gudluck madam
ReplyDeleteI support u but ( careful before them troway cone put the side chic as madam. Sometimes it backfires. "Careful" is the word.
ReplyDeleteIt is a nice thing to do.,,but be very careful not to fall in love with any of your new friends..Gudluck madam
ReplyDeleteMadam why didn't you pray for him to change since you be pastor..Well the idea is not bad..Nollywood movies don't play in real life o..Na naijA we deyoo..I rest my case
ReplyDeleteMaybe she has been praying n he Stil no change lol
DeleteDat trick may or may not work so don't put too much hope in it so u won't get disappointed if it does not work
ReplyDeleteVera is this you???
ReplyDeleteHmmm.
And if it's her nko?
DeleteUna too like to dey fish out person identity.
Will it increase your bank account?
No na Onyinye
DeleteAbeg shift, u didn't know "it is her" when her husband was cheating,now she's trying to find solace you are here forming Noah(knower)...Frienemy Oshi, who said it is vera?Vera kor, Elizabeth ni!!
DeleteNa d Anon wai ask d question
DeleteNo it's not vera, it is rave
DeleteOya visit
ReplyDeletenaijasinglegirl blog let me teach you one or two tricks.
LWTMB ooooooh! Go madam, make him quiver, make him shake if possible sef, make him cry well well. Hahahahaha my belle oooh..... Kai this kain thing dey sweet me wella
ReplyDeleteLolz
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I don't even know what to say.
ReplyDeleteMadam I don't know what to say to you oo
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought of it to be a good idea, but at the second thought what if this your husband takes it so serious, cause cheaters don't like when they cheat on them .
What of he sees this as an avenue to make problems with u?
Dunnoo
Good luck
Madam nice plan but please chat with only non lesbian married women or mothers ooo biko! Please take this from a younger lady who is more familiar with social networking, it can get you in deep shit! You can actually fall in love with the person you chat with and from there katakata go burst! Please madam you're God fearing, I beg you to focus your attention on organizing programs that would uplift people in the lord. People have left their partners because of who they met social networking, please only non lesbian married women and single women too and if the person is male, let him be a confirmed gay!
ReplyDeleteMy sentiments exactly.
DeleteShe shd use female friends.
Make una dey discuss sdk bv's starting with maimie.
U will laff thru out your time with him
Yeye dey smell
Deletei kinda support this anonymous. ..our hearts have a way of playing tricks on us. Here is d deal, i am a married woman too, 35yrs old, 2 kids...i was planning on doing same to my hubby cus he believes i am too holy to look at another man, hes own cheating has only occurred once, but he is more interested in his cyber world dan me...so i want to have friends too, i need to move up n on...plus hes mother is always threatening me abt our marriage, hes not a mum's boy but my MIL is very diabolical and manipulative.....i dont live in Nigeria...i will create a new email and see how we can connect....i need the wisdom of an older godly woman....
DeleteLol. I so love ur plan. Pray it dosent backfire sha. Use female friends o I can do it self.
DeleteSte believe me that man will be jealous
ReplyDeleteGood plan
ReplyDeletemadam your plan will surely backfire. you are in africa. just remember.
ReplyDeletemrs oreo.
Exactly it Wud backfire , find another plan or focus on ur kids, Icnt say u shd kip a boyfriend
Delete@stella this ur chronicle1 without chronicle2 gets me too expectant
ReplyDeleteDis one na the more you look the less you see!@poster may God turn the heart of your husband and may he repent from his Godly ways
I pray your plan works out madam, and may God restore joy and peace back to your home
ReplyDeleteHmmm. I hope your plan works o.
ReplyDelete@stella this ur chronicle1 without chronicle2 gets me too expectant
ReplyDeleteDis one na the more you look the less you see!@poster may God turn the heart of your husband and may he repent from his ungodly ways
Hey, Mamie u are 45 years old. These shouldn't be ur problem. U also have a graduate for God's sake. Please mom move on. He is not worth all these waste of time. But since u are so religious, u should also know that a pretentious soul is doomed for Hell. Pls i suggest u let go of this man and focus on ur bright home church and work saga.
ReplyDeletemy own mom is 44 and has lived without a man for 10 years. Its no big deal
#I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.
G_PHARM....if you ve a good talk with your mum,i am sure she will tel you she misses a mans love and attention, so easy for you to say "move on...you are 45years old". every woman wants to be loved and cherished by her husband till old age. madam poster,.... i advise that you chat with only ladies,mothers and good christians who can share their own life experiences with you,.... this way,he can hold nothing against you when he gies through your phones. if you decide to chat with male friends, no matter how plain and innocent the chats might appear, your husband might blow it out of proportion just to justify his shameless act.
DeleteDo you know the temptations your mother goes through daily? She may be sleeping around and you don't know
DeleteWhen they get older they have urge for Sex. My Daddy is a Doctor he told me. My Mama nuh dey use dat place joke for where my Papa Dey. Lol
DeleteSo Mam I understand u 10/10. U need his Attention and Love. ThankGod from ur write up u said u are Church goer u spend most of time at Church after Work. Seek the face of God, and he will see u through. Continue to Love for ur Hubsband. Start to write him poem, Send his romantic Text Msgs. Again am sure u don't Nag too much becos that alone pisses men off. Their Mistresses don't do that to them, They love them and Pamper them like a Child. Dress Sexy and Attractive whenever his Around, wear Nice perfume, Be a Happy Lady. If u are on the Big Side shed Weight. No Man like Very Fat Ladies but they won't tell u. No wat attracted him to u for the first time Start to do them becos We Ladies sometime we could forget ourself wen we get married saying we are now married stop caring and loving our Hubby the way we were doing it then as a Gf. Me am not saying my hubby is a Saint, its in their nature to Cheat but am his Gf in a Wife. God will see u through Amen
Ur mum might hide her man from u, Dnt get it twisted ooo, women are very coded nd secretive
DeleteJuliet... Gbam!
DeleteI wanted to waka pass.... Gpharm, sorry to say this u sound so childish. Better find ur mom a man ASAP. Its like u have no idea how lonely she is. Even as they get older, they become more needy of a male companion not just about sex. Africans sef!!
DeleteU don't need it. Concentrate on the kids and pray for them more... A virtuous woman won't do all u asking.. Stella help me Christmas o
ReplyDeleteU don't need it. Concentrate on the kids and pray for them more... A virtuous woman won't do all u asking.. Stella help me Christmas o
ReplyDeleteWho no go no know. So please speak when you r 45 yrs old.
Deleteur 45 and he is fraustrating u...hmm
ReplyDeletethat girl that ive been dating this married man for five years may something as heavy as rick ross destroy ur destiny o
madam easy u hear..focus on ur children.. i hope your plan,works.. good luck
Shut up and stop cursing. Can u agree u haven't spent with a Married Man before? even if just for a Nite. its Same. Mam God is ur Strenght. pray Harder. Atleast the Man still do his responsiblity as a Father. What if is Dead? What if he has Cathether on him? Oboi forget that tin. Look up to God and ur Children. Soon u will be grandMa and u will be busy travelling every where for Omugwo
DeleteHahaha hahaha. ...Hehe hehe hehe. ..hohoho hohoho. @ something as heavy as Rick Ross. ....
DeleteU don't have to cheat...u wanna do "two can play the game"
ReplyDeleteMama Eti daggba...eloh senpeh...mama u are mature...leave ds for ur kids mbok
You don't really need it....we hear of young men who kills women that seek adventure like u..
Hmmm......do as u wish
Have seen the movie @Mr n Mrs though...
But Ma remember this is not nollywood
@Galore
@galore haba lol Oti dagba ko lo sepe lol
DeleteHmmmmmm, hmmmmmmm hmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteIt's well lol
Hian.....All these just to get the attention of a man that doesn't care? What happened to living your life and be happy with the wonderful children you've got. Well, I wish you all the best madam.Where the willing males @?
ReplyDeleteHehheheheheheh...Abeg just get Gay guys, that will be better because "boys are not smiling o, even if you don't fall in love, the boy(s) will fall in love....So with gay u r a Lil safe and if gbege gas, just claim he's just a friend who says he's gay but I'm offering him words of wisdom/prayers....We await ur return!
ReplyDeleteLol. Badooo Ada
DeleteLol...very funny! I missed the in-house news gist cos of my subscription and am not sure I can't do without this blog o, come and see me scouting for who will renew my bis, thank God I was able to sha! Lol
ReplyDeleteI like d sound of dat "tweak him a little and shake him out of his complacency"
ReplyDeleteLet me add this one What if u turn bi along the line chatting with a lady, what if he takes it serious and reports u to his people that u are a cheat and u ruin the whole thing hmm mm think we'll o
ReplyDeleteBabe u r right. Men will always win the Case. U will see Mata turn up side down. just to wave his Own story
DeleteAnd u Mam u will u did it becos his seeing a geh. Lol. And u will be shocked to get the responses from ur Beloved Inlaws don't u Know his a Man his entitle to so many wives. Mam think well oo. Matter of the Heart them nuh dey plan am. u just see it happening
Just be wise sha
because I think our financial state this term is in jeopardy. My mum always wake up every night to cry because of the debt she's in, not to talk about Christmas self, christmas they one side joor!!!! I just wish her debt could be paid so that we can happily drink our garri for christmas.....
ReplyDelete.Thank You Dear
All these story so that someone wud give u money here? U no de shame theo,go and work instead of been a corporate beggar here
DeleteI see steala u select comment so many I posted u swallowed okay oo big brother would be watching..
ReplyDeleteBe careful for what you wish for. Good luck to the applicants. Hehe
ReplyDeletelol....No harm in trying..So male BVs, its all up to you..
ReplyDeleteNothing as good as getting something or being involved in something that makes you laff and happy. This blog alone is enough to make you laff, cry, get emotional and all
All the best poster
This woman want's to play with fire. hmmm..
ReplyDeleteGud plan, I hope it works shaa kos naija men na corct winch
ReplyDeletewhat you watched in a nollywood movie might not go down well with you..apply wisdom sha.happy acting
ReplyDelete*prove you're not a robot to read*
I don't know what to say, well I hope it goes the way you plan it.cos this kind of thing, I can't fit shout.
ReplyDeleteI really can't wait 4 d feedback, i hope it works out. Goodluck! but please consider all Stella said and guard ur heart well
ReplyDeleteLmao. Maam, pls go and get ur groove on.
ReplyDeleteU ve my support abeg, but like Stella said, this game is a risky one oh, its not a matter of am a God fearing woman, what if u fall in love with one of them, u are on ur own oooh. U also need to improve in ur appearance, hang out with friends, make yourself attractive, talk dirty on d phone with him eg, phone sex, I think that will improve ur chances of getting back his attention.
ReplyDeleteU re so rite
DeleteOh!I love dis family!SDK family for life!
ReplyDeleteHehehe. This is the kind of game I love to play. I just pray it does not backfire and that he still cares enough to feel jealous. Sometimes it's good to teach these men not to take some things for granted.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any advice on this issue therefore, I shall be on the wait for a Testimony.
ReplyDeleteDear BV I'm sending you a mail ASAP. Your story sounds too familiar. I'm almost sure I know you.
ReplyDeleteDear BV I'm sending you a mail ASAP. Your story sounds too familiar. I'm almost sure I know you.
ReplyDeleteLmaooo...ok ooo! Madam Grandma, happy making ur hubby of 22 years jealous.i dont buy dis idea though.wat happened to communicating how u feel in the marriage? U see why i hate Africa magic? u want to gaan act fantasy in ur reality home abi? And some foolish women will applaud u here to go on.
ReplyDelete*sips kermits tea*
Giggling omehn this thing. Will be so sweet lol am enjoy it already lol
ReplyDeleteI just hope it serves it's purpose
Madam word of advice do it with ur brain oh not with ur heart
Loveit loveit lovvvvvvvvvvveit
Gooooood luckkkkk
And don't forget to fill us in oh
Madam dnt b deceived.....Dis man doesn't strike me like someone who cares.....he is a typical Egoistic African man.....nd lemme tell u wt he is going to do.....he is going to tell all ur inlays nd ur families dah u been cheating on him nd use ur phone as evidence nd den u ld b tagged d bad person even though dey re all aware of aw he has been jumping from pants to pants......jst take care of ur kids nd let d man b to avoid him dashing u std....my opinion though
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling this plan will backfire. Like someone said, a virtuous woman wont do what u r trying to do. Focus on raising ur kids right n nt on how 2 chat with strangers on bbm. Abi is dis a stylish cougar advert? talk true.
ReplyDeletemadam so sorry but please forget about this plan.we are humans and you can fall pleasse.you don't need the contacts.what you need is a change of ward rope. thank God you are working.go shopping for clothes like bump shorts; hot mini gowns and skirts. good killer dresses and plan to make killer hair styles every week.so before you start; look for a very good decent joint where you will cool off as he thinks of your where abouts. as he comes in; you are on the move with your killer cloth;hair style and shoes. with a good manicure to go with.I will suggest you take a female no and store with a male name.chat her up and laugh out loud even on the bed.while you sleep beside him.after each day outing.continue chatting up and always laugh our loud with full concentration on the phone. wear the killer bomb shorts in the house too and a good sexy top to go with it always.don't try to seek his face as you do that. just do the needful.like cooking for him.sometimes if he talks to you while you are chatting up;pretend not to hear him and laugh with all excitement. best of luck
ReplyDeleteGud advice, buy gowns n chat n lag loud wen he is around , he will wonder wat is making this woman happy sef, do nice hair to mk u younger
DeleteOh My! This plan is making a wuge sense but please poster be verrrrry careful so that this plan doesn't backfire and no go fall in love with another bv o cos a woman's heart is very frail. Good luck to you. I pray peace and happiness will be restored to ur home
ReplyDeleteWatched Mr & Mrs 1001 times...
ReplyDeleteAs in the movie making sense since 1900
poster i hope your plan works out oo.
we are past the robot stuff yaaaay
Hmmmm...madam pls forget wat u see in movies o..90% of dem aint real..movies have a way of playing out life in a perfect circular way. I understand wat u r going tru, he might nt even care if u do dat cos u guys are nt always together. Just pray to God and if ur children are mature enough to talk to their daddy, dey shuld talk to him. Most of us advising u have experienced or are experiencing such in their homes
ReplyDeleteWaiting for comments. Hmmmmm. . Sounds like fun. Waiting anxiously for d testimony
ReplyDeleteDo it with a married female and ask her to put her hubbies pics on her dp. So incase you carelessly leave your phone like NSe did in mr and mrs ,he will be sure is a man. Put as many married women on your bb m chat tell dem to put hubbies pics .let the game begin.am not on bbm sorry.
ReplyDeleteMa'am, be careful o... I suggest u go with females only and be genuinely happy not as a get back at him. I'm not uP to 45 yrs but I suggest u go 4 females only.
ReplyDeleteStella i want to see my comment please. Help! how do i comment with open i d. I dnt wnt to comment as a ghost.
ReplyDeleteSweet jay.
it is well
ReplyDeleteMadam plss I sincerely tink this is a wrong move. U can as well chat wit d few friends u already ve within ur church circles n all n still act over excited it's way beta than looking for internet pals. Plssssssss quit d ideal b4 u bring another chronicle here begging us 2 beg ur hubby. Biko relax ure already in ur future so enjoy it without him.
ReplyDeleteAfter being alone for this long, why don't you think of something to rekindle the fire that is obviously missing in your marriage, instead to bringing in a third party, since you guys are still together there is hope for your marriage.
ReplyDeleteMy two cents
Hmmm nice plan...
ReplyDeleteI'm just worried something might go wrong...just be careful!
Seen d movie,nice movie tho.what if he does not care.please be careful ma.why not sit your children down and let them know what you are about to do,incase it backfires so they can stand up for you and tell their dad you people planned it together.all d best ma and I pray God restore peace and happiness back to your home.
ReplyDeleteI'm in total support.... Just be cautious
ReplyDeleteCome on Chronicle 1, ma with all due respect...your husband does not care. For him to be openly cheating but only doing the leadt to hide his babes means he feels it is his birthright. I hate when women say o let me do this movie and see what happens, you are talking about a Naija movie for that mattee. Plus, if your hotness and being far away does not make him move you think pretending to be cheating will help.
ReplyDeleteYou are a mature woman, focus on your work. Your kids are all grown, you want to get back on your husband...get busy. Enrich your self. Start something big like giving back in your place of residence. Champion a cause, develop a business plan for a good business if you dont already have one. Get busy for YOU. Unfortunately, your husband is too far into the useless life he is leading. This plan you have is a bit childish.
Poster, abeg ooo. This is a dangerous game you are about to embark on ooo. your Man might not appreciate this at all. infact he might throw you out or this will bolden him to do worse without any care or remorse. atleast him still de avoid you now. For your sake and that of your kids, who will also bear the shame when you Husband goes to town with this story, i advise you drop this idea. not worth it at all.
ReplyDeleteWell let's say I can play that game too...
ReplyDeleteMummy pls dnt break ur home,focus on ur children....... I am not in support of this idea my cousin tried it some years back and it almost broke her marriage.
ReplyDeleteI UNDERSTAND YOU VERY WELL AND I GET UR DRIVE. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME DO IT WITH A FEMALE. SHE WILL DISGUISE AS A MALE OR BETTER DOWNLOAD A LOT OF THINGS AND SUBSCRIBE TO ALOT OF THINGS. EMAIL COMES IN, U READ AND LAUGH.
ReplyDeleteHAVE FUN WITH YOURSELF.
looooool... pls if u arent gay or a woman or an adult male that understands the situation, pls dont contact this woman oo, dont go and add more to her problems.
ReplyDeleteHmmm very funny. Ppl always compare real life issues with movies. Just passing!
ReplyDeleteTwo wrongs dont make a right, so dont try it. I have been married for 32 years and I can tell you the best way to handle such men is to get your facts right and confront him. Make an issue out of it and warn him never to try it with you again. That way he gets his acts back together if he wants to save his family, just use subtle threats! Good luck
ReplyDeleteMy dear, it doesn't work that way for every man!
DeleteHmmmmm,i bet he won't even notice,and dt will hurt u more,just be ursef and leave d rest for God
ReplyDeleteEyah! Kpele o.
ReplyDeleteWishing you success in your plan.
Tor. Madam abeg back it up with prayers o. I pray it works. All the best ma'am.
ReplyDeleteMay God help you ma. I just hope ur husband values u as much as u think.
ReplyDeleteMay God help you ma. I just hope ur husband values u as much as u think.
ReplyDeleteMa'am , abeg be careful ooo... Eventhough I kinda like your plan because you just wanna make new frnds and be chatty...more like seem busy when he's around you ..be careful sha.. Make e no turn into something else...
ReplyDeleteTruth be told , I did same and it worked like magic !
ReplyDeleteIn fact , my oke-mkpi of a hubby went tapped my phone to call advert , but the guy that did it on the new phone he brought for me told me in advance !
DID IT WORK FOR ME YEAH butttttttttttt...I nearly walked out of the marriage . I lost the little respect I had for him, I saw through him & told myself that he was my greatest mistake . He became a little wet puppy in his house , backed his friends & family . In fact , I killed the little thing the held us together because I saw how thirsty i was , in other to take back my life ,I ended up breaking the MAN in him .
I'm the type that give people very long rope, but once you over-stretch that rope i same rope to strangle you !
So dear, my advice is to forget that bcos it might backfire . Change everything about you , your fashion sense, your hair , YES, YOU CAN BE HOT IN OUR LORD JESUS !
Try as much as you can to ALWAYS BE HAPPY ESPECIALLY WHEN HE IS AROUND .
You gave him that hall pass in the first place .
Make friends , go out with them , be UNPREDICTABLE , Minimize your talking & gossip with him . let him know you're aware of his Olympic runner dick . Ask him for STD test if you still fuck him .
Don't let his childish secondary school pussy hunt put you down or age you .
Hey , you're still winning , you got kids from him , got the title of a WIFE & MOTHER . For me Nnenna , I will cherish those gifts and life as if there is no tomorrow .
I'm not on Facebook or all those things you mentioned , But if you want or need a lady who can chat and cheer you up ,anytime ,day and where , Nnenna is your girl !
I'm based in the State , all you have to do is flash me if you want & i will talk off your ear that you might pick my call, leave it on the table and leave for church or market . You don't have to waste your money calling me, just flash & I do the calling bcos is cheaper calling from here .
If you're interested , drop your contact with Stella .
Remember, life have no duplicate, live it when you have it and be happy, Nobody, NOBODY THAT BREATHE'S WILL DIE WITH YOU OR BE ADDED TO ANYBODY WHEN DEAD, EVEN YOUR KIDS .
Your happiness will affect & show in your kids life when they grow older & only a happy woman runs a happy home with progress .
Whatever you choose to do , I pray it gets you the thing you miss & want in your life . Goodluck .
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DeletePerfect,luv ur idea
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Men..smh#hiss#.
At 45, you are not serious. Get a life, have fun, make yourself happy, its a choice. Your husband is having fun and may not even care. Abegi. Stella, may the good Lord bless you and your household real good. I have 50k to give away to 5 or 10 people. Its been a great year. Stella, how I go do am?
ReplyDeleteI hv never won anytin here befr..pls kindly brighten my christmas..Any amt u give me will go a long way in putting a smile on my face..plss..My email is godslove1306@yahoo.com...Thnk you in anticipation...God bless you richly...May sorrow neva knw ur home in Jesus mighty name .Amen
DeleteI hv never won anytin here befr..pls kindly brighten my christmas..Any amt u give me will go a long way in putting a smile on my face..plss..My email is godslove1306@yahoo.com...Thnk you in anticipation...God bless you richly...May sorrow neva knw ur home in Jesus mighty name .Amen
Deletei am very much interested .i need to use to help someone
DeleteWhat if he calls ur bluff and even use it as an opportunity to throw u out and marry d side chic nkoh? Be careful o! My hand no dey.
ReplyDeleteHmmm.Ezigbo nsogbu dikwa. Madam, what if at the end of the day you get what you never bargained for. Anyways, think it through. Keep being a good wife and always pray for your husband.
ReplyDeleteWaiting men go turn women too.
ReplyDeleteAs in Ehn! Sometimes I wish marriage never existed! A lot of men take undue advantage of women as soon as they get married, probably cos they feel women are always at the receiving end. Mtcheeeew
DeleteAs in Ehn! Sometimes I wish marriage never existed! A lot of men take undue advantage of women as soon as they get married, probably cos they feel women are always at the receiving end. Mtcheeeew
DeleteThis, to me, sounds like a nice plan but I would advise you restrict it to females, that way, u can boldly have a say when push comes to shove!
DeleteIt also depends on the kind of man u got married to, do this with the father of my kids and you would be wasting a whole lot of your time I swear!
Some men's heart are made of iron
Hope everything turns out fyn
ReplyDeleteStella, I feel I have known you for years. What kind of angle are you. Are you sure you are human?. You seem like an angel sent specifically from heaven because of me in this trying time. You wow me with your unspeakable kindness.
ReplyDeleteAmara
She's Angle 90.....
DeleteThat's how it starts. Don't let the devil use you to break your home. Focus on your kids.
ReplyDeleteY the hash tag of "seeing dead people"? Jor o
ReplyDeleteLet him keep seeing dead people. I wonder o my sister.
Delete*shines teeth*i jes luv ds plan buh it myt backfire o....it wrked for nse in 'mr and mrs' doesn't mi it will wrk for u
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Be careful madam, over-doing things could turn sweet relationship sour. Abeg, make a rethink
ReplyDeleteMadam you are on your own on that one oooo. If you think it's what will make your man to look in your direction again, please do it and be careful with folks you meet please. Too many junks here ooo.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why Men do this to us women. Please even if you must cheat don't let ur wife know. Be coded about it.
Yea! But remember that Nigeria movies can never be realistic oo. As Stella said,if it backfires, don't call on us oooo! Wish you what you wish yourself!
ReplyDeleteMadam, abeg Mr nd Mrs had its twists nd turns 1. Their therapist wz a family friend 2. The man dat came in to help her wz d therapist s husband . He has carried on his escapades in years,y nw?? What re ur children's stand?? Mbok consider d pros nd cons before embarking on d journey of no return, I wish u well
ReplyDeleteMadam, I would ve help but my gf will use my head for isi-ewu if she finds out cos my fone is free for all. Heading to Edo-finest wedding #winks
ReplyDeleteYou want to make him jealous?that is totally normal, But will it make him stop cheating? I don't think so. Men that are promiscious hardly change. What you can't change madam, you have to learn to live with it. This your game will backfire is a messy way so just kill that thought.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever thought that the reason he hasn't sent u out is because he hasn't found a good reason for that? You might just be giving him a good reason with this plan n the side chick who has waited for 5 whole years would gladly take ur place. Think again
ReplyDeletehmmmmmmm, you might fall in love with ur chatting partner oooo
ReplyDeletePoster,I hope you know it takes a smart person to use that trick successfully and be prepared incase it doesn't end well or it backfires.
ReplyDeleteI want to believe your husband doesnt do traditional things,coz he might get jealous and use Magun on you.
Again, are you mentally and emotionally ready for this? Boys are not smiling oooo. They will end up getting you laid.
Lastly, before you kick off,make sure you can pre-empt everything your husband.
Do not be carried away by movies or novels, this life doesn't end well like they do all the time.
Goodluck
CHESSMASTER.
Kwakwakwakwa!! I can watch that movie over and over again!
ReplyDeleteMadam! Am sure he will get jelous but is dat the best? What is!! What is!! So many what if on my mind!! Plz think well b4 u carry out this plan. What happened in nollywood might not be same in d real world!
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DeleteI don't buy this your plan why don't you focus on your children and be happy about them. At your young age you have a graduate and undergraduates. God have blessed you. Ignore the man totally and find something that will make you happy. This your plan is fiction and not real, that is it won't give you happiness. Happiness comes purely from within. No one can give or take away your happiness without your consent. Anyway good luck with your plans.
ReplyDeleteMadam poster,isnt it better u make the prank friend' within ur circle of pple;either church or work?
ReplyDeleteMust SDK provide a solution to everything?hehe!
btw u should be afraid of a new person u are just meeting in reality,talk more of taking it too far with him by playing such games.u never know pple's intentions esp on blogs,cos u don't know where they are coming from
Think abt it 2ce ma
ReplyDeleteThe plot is a good one..but I do hope for a good ending for you.from your write-up I could deduce that you have thoroughly gone through the script,word for word,your mind is made up so to speak..all the best,even though I have my reservations about such plans.you can make yourself cheerful and make ur hubby jealous of you without going through the hassles.
ReplyDelete@anon 3:11pm,u just hit d nail on d head.i am in d same boat but wat makes urs beta is dat he provides, mine does nada.i am 35 and d man nearly turn me to dada but i had to re-evaluate mylife. i wud say he is not worth it. if any gbege,na ur children go suffer. concentrate on ur kids and do things dt make u happy like sdk blog(abi)?u are very vulnerable and any small attention,u'll fall in love and compound ur ish.so many things to keep u busy.look good and feel good on d inside. on d last day,u won't answer mrs somebody. just u and ur maker.if u nid to talk,i can be a listening ear. ciao
ReplyDeleteExactly my point; I pray u don't fall in love with who eva u feel like playing dis game with+ it is well ma
ReplyDeleteO ga oooo.
ReplyDeleteI don't think dats a gud Idea ma,happily ever after only happen in movies nt reality...there are other ways to go abt it like nt caring abt wat he does,always look very beautiful,u can chat with female friends,hangout with friends,u can even pretend to be on fone with a guy,men hates long calls... but pls don't chat with any guy....
ReplyDeleteHmmm...this might not play out the way you want it to. Besides, as much as we all relate well here, you really dont know who has good intentions or otherwise when it comes to real life situations like this.
ReplyDeletePlan this move well well o.....
Ma'am......I think you shld focus more on yourself n kids.Have fun generally.Go shopping.Make friends.Make money.Look good.Be very busy.Be active in church.Ignore your cheating husband cos he may never change except he has an encounter with the Holy Spirit.
ReplyDeleteIf you do all these,you will hardly remember you are married to a cheat.All the best....I would have sent you a mail but I honestly don't have the energy to chat...
Hmmmm na wa, real life and movie no be the same thing o
ReplyDeletehow i love this blog? all the best my friend but easy ...
ReplyDeleteDear Poster i think u should contact Nenna, remember say home movie na movie o when its real life issue its always different, and please be careful. Hope to hear gud news
ReplyDeleteDeception always has a way of not being loyal... good luck...
ReplyDeleteI am not in support Ma. You can get busier..since u are already busy, go out a lot more, hang out with female friends who understand you and make you laugh, go for walks with the kids and have private chats with them, watch a lot more comedy movies, change your wardrobe, learn a new language, play computer games, read a lot of blogs. The truth is, making him jealous wouldn't make him change genuinely but seeing you happy and a lot more in charge of yourself would make him wonder. There are a lot more things to do than acting Mr and Mrs in your home....This is your home remember. You've got great kids to be proud of and you are lucky, he still provides for the family. In fact, your bible should be your best book right now. And hey, no sex till the STD checkup has been done. You have got things to be grateful for...you are alive, you have got great Kids plus SDK family to keep you busy and smiling all day.
ReplyDeleteWhat if your husband send you out nko and marry fine chick nko and make it look like you are cheating one
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmmmmm...... I no dey oh! No do make ur husband pursue u commot for house at 45 bcs u wanna act Nigerian film. I no dey oh.
ReplyDeletePoster, things doesn't always play out in real life like they do in movies, please be careful so that no one gets hurt. I pray your husband becomes a better man.
ReplyDeleteIs it not bettwr you put your energy into something that will really work. Do you know how to get back at a man? Better yourself, be truly happy, get busy. It is obvious you are not as busy. Get busy madam. I do not condone cheating but since,you stayed with him, really and truly remove your eyes from him. Men like him thrive on you making them your world. Remove your eyes from him, you have years ahead of you..what are some dreams you have always had? Pursue them now. Mr and Mrs is a movie, it is not real life. Do not fashion your life by a movie. It is not the smartest thing to do. Making a man jealous for what na, that will not bring him back, and people lile him will shout bloody murder and make it seem like you have always been cheating. The best punishment to a man like that is to show him that you can exist without him and his stupid ways.
ReplyDeleteIs it not better you put your energy into something that will really work. Do you know how to get back at a man? Better yourself, be truly happy, get busy. It is obvious you are not as busy. Get busy madam. I do not condone cheating but since,you stayed with him, really and truly remove your eyes from him. Men like him thrive on you making them your world. Remove your eyes from him, you have years ahead of you..what are some dreams you have always had? Pursue them now. Mr and Mrs is a movie, it is not real life. Do not fashion your life by a movie. It is not the smartest thing to do. Making a man jealous for what na, that will not bring him back, and people like him will shout bloody murder and make it seem like you have always been cheating. The best punishment to a man like that is to show him that you can exist without him and his stupid ways.
ReplyDeleteMadam please think twice oooh 22 years is no joke oooh so you don't end up destroying what you have built over the years
ReplyDeleteIn as much as i dnt support ur husbands actions.i would still add that u should not under estimate a mans reaction. nollywood or asabawood are not real. however, for the fun of it, i would advice u use a female in these so that even if things falls apart along the center can still hold.
ReplyDeleteI'm nt sure if you will be able to go through with this plan.
ReplyDeleteBut maybe you could try another easy way.
You could change your looks; wardrobe, hair and really nice manicure/pedicure.
Look happy, radiate and glow around him .
Sdk blog comments alone can make you lol and he'll wonder what's amusing you.
All the best ma'am.
Just get a life of your own. The kids are grown, you are free. Volunteer with a worthy cause, go take some class in something you always wanted, learn a new skill, take mini vacations if you can, solo or with your girlfriends. Join a gym and start working out, you will meet ppl there. Update your wardrobe and hairstyle. Focus on you and start doing for you, not with the intent of trying to make your husband jealous, but for YOU to start seeing yourself in a new light.
ReplyDeleteWhy not engage in things that makes you happy. Make good friends, but not with the opposite sex. Like Aunty Stella said, what if you fall in love with one of the guys? Don't expose yourself to temptation. Don't forget that Mr&Mrs is makebelieve. I wish you the best.
ReplyDeleteMadam u will fall inluv wif sumbodi oooo,easy
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I really don't knw what all of u are talkin abt! That she is 45 dosent mean she's deadddd!!! E ti dagba ke??? She's just 45! What will u say abt a 60year old woman! Abeg she is just 45 jare and she needs love! Besides she mentioned she's still hot and looks young! Abeg abeg abeg, make una go sitdown with d focus on ur life n kids bullshit! until u get to dat age,u won't knw dat it is at that age dat a woman's sexuality is at its peak??? Pls o! Madam poster, u sound mature so go on soun (BUT BE CAUTIOUS)! Make him jealous jare, as long as u're not cheating on him... Be beautiful, happy and different dis christmas! If he dosent respond jealously pls know maam dat he dosent love u anymore, shikena!
ReplyDeleteWow...as nice as this sounds I can only see one end...she ends up having an emotional affair with her an Online male friend...I'll advice you make new female friends only...Madam, Guys pretend and do terrible things on social media and you might be too Christian to know when a guy is pretending...i pray God heals your marriage
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