Thursday In House News.

*Side eyes*

*left*

*right*

*sigh*

I am sorry if i have given the impression that one person here is more important than the others,that na big lie.The problem is that most of ya all are not consistent and i kinda relate more with those who do.Most of you all until recently were in Anonymous mode.how do i connect with an anonymous'?

EHUGS and one love.

Where do I send all your kisses to?

SWIM-WEAR GIVEAWAY

Hi Stella,

I am a great fan! And the give aways are quite impressive and touching. God bless you. I am a regular blog visitor but I don't comment.

I am in a generous mood today, I want to give back to your blog visitors. I will like to top up 5,000 worth of recharge card to any blog visitor of your choice and also give out some bikinis. 1 each of every design.

Attached are the bikinis I want to give out. From size S to XL, preferable to your Abuja blog visitors.

 

  

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELIZABETH

Stellalistic olololo, i dey hail you ooo, you dey try pass federal government i swear. Ya blog dey cause small small trouble for my house because i dey forget food for fire. i like ya blog like i take like telemundo, sometimes  i comment with Samuel Elizabeth Ukemure. I just dey here dey think weda make i wish myself happy birthday. 

Anyway my birthday is 27th November oh and I am thankful to God Almighty for giving me a good man and two beautiful kids. I no too fine but i try and Mr. Sam love me that way.see my fine face sha.... make una curse me small no curse too much. happy baff day to me,yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

i don't have anything to give so make una take am easy yab me.......but i need job. lol

*Happy Birthday...you are so fine even without makeup.

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THANK YOU AMEBOMISTRESS

Hello  Stella.... amebo mistress sent N11000 to my account for the completion of my semester's tuition fees. May God bless her and prosper her family in all endeavours. God bless you too Stella for using this medium to reach out to the needy. I am so grateful. Don't know if she wants this.. but I am so full of joy. Long live SDK Blog.

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APPRECIATION/RANT
Hi Stella

This is a mail of thanks I am sending to you. I sent you a mail regarding a job vacancy in my office, and thankfully I have finally got a good fit. The BV lady is very bubbly, open, ready to work and learn. Her email is oluwatoyinsarumi@yahoo.com

Thanks again Aunt Stella.

P.S...I dey find white boyfriend/husband oooo. Nigerian men no be am at all. I still don't know why I never gave white dudes a chance when I lived in the UK, now i'm back to Nigeria and I've realized love and relationship to a black man is but a game. Please contact me if there is a really responsible, christian, highly intelligent, non-racist, financially above average, goal-getter, very playful, tall, handsome, well-spoken/written, confident young white male out there.

Warm regards

The only BV who is ready to love like the lyrics of Christina Perri's "A thousand miles" song.

Your mail says you are going abroad for further studies right?try ya luck there na

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OXYGEN AND MAGNESIUM!!! (OMG)

Yesterday a blog visitor sent in a mail which i posted that her 29yr ls sister is single and she was trying to get her a husband,you all remember right?

I am still in shock at the number of responses that request got.....

The blog visitors sister will need the grace of God to select from all the fine

young men who contacted me that they were searching for a wife....i am dazed!

All you commenting here and cussing and saying you are single,well there are single well to do men reading this blog and your responses might just be the reason they are not looking your way.Comport yourself in a way that shows wife material if you are single and searching.

If i was a man and looking,i swear i will ask for Pat Ogar's hand in marriage becos despite being cussed out so many times,she has NEVER replied anyone.I dont even know how she does it.

Make una rebrand oooooh.

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BLOG VISITOR SINGLES MINGLE!!!

Due to popular demand,I will open a post tomorrow to encourage singles on this blog meeting and possibly dating....All you need do is to post what you are looking for and what you do for a living.you can open a new email address for this purpose so that those who know your old email do not fish you out.LOL

No posts with phone numbers will be enabled,just email addresses stating the type of person you are and the type of person you are looking for and your state of residence.if you are a baby mama or baby daddy please state so as well.

Please know that whatever you post you do so at your own risk.you are all adults and I refuse to be held responsible for whatever info you give out that backfires.

ARE YOU PEOPLE READY?.If this works out I will make it once a month post and it will be titled SDK SINGLES MINGLE.

I am not asking anyone if i should do this or not,I am letting you know that this is what i will do.

Ko di echi!.........

O di ola....

Kai Aboki till tomorrow kai!!!

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BLOG VISITOR CAR FOR SALE AT A GIVE AWAY PRICE.

I'm going to business school and I wanna Sell my car sharply so I can raise funds for my trip. Its a Toyota Prius 2005 model. highly fuel economical. I've attached the pics and interested BV's in Abuja can contact me on 07035054765 . No yeye calls biko. Lol. Its in IMPECCABLE condition and goes for N1Millon NON NEGOTIABLE!!. Please. you will NEVER see the car this price but my travel date is getting closer and I gata do what I gatta do.  I'm currently in Abuja.

 

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 PREGNANT BLOG VISITOR IS GRATEFUL TO HER RESCUERS

Thank you so much Stella for being a channel of blessing to me and a lot others. You are an angel on a mission but u just don't know it yet.

When I wrote that comment on the Sunday encouragement post about not being able to feed well, it was purely out of gratitude for putting up the quote that lifted me at that moment, little did I know God would want to use it to bless me. This blog is what has kept me sane through this storm and the wonderful BVs here that has been like a family.

Thanks so much to everyone for their kindness. I am overwhelmed by the kindness I've been shown and I believe my unborn is leaping for joy, lol.

God has blessed me with N17,000 through angels on this blog that I don't even know. I am really overwhelmed and very thankful.

May God reward you all and bless you in folds. May your cups be filled and run over.

Lmao to the calendar pose photograph, stella e for make sense shaa o. You are such a sweet soul, dalu plenty.

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Hi Stella and my fellow BV's saying how loving and caring the family is might sound cliche but its the truth.OK I was home and I had some bananas,so I decieded to experiment and it came out nice,so I want to share my recipe*feeling on top of the world*lol. 

Ok here it is. Ingredients consists of - BANANAS,PEPPER,ONIONS,EGGS,SALT,BAKING POWDER,you blend the banana(ripe),add your fresh pepper,onion,eggs,salt and baking powder to the blended banana,and fry(just like pancake)

Ehhen that lady that complained about her baby wanting adult food,should this out.my friend's baby doesn't eat so I gave him and he cleared his plate*lol. 

N.B-you can add flour to the recipe if you don't like the sweetness.thanks

I see something like this is Chinese restaurant and it is really very nice!

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BLOG VISITOR BIRTHDAY WISH - FREE SPONSOR FOR ONE CHILD

Good day Stella,

I am one of your bv, I comment most of the time with the name "Ayodeji. N"

Yesterday was my birthday ; but this email is not to get a shout out on the blog. I want to bless the life of the child of any BV (that is my birthday wish). It may be in form of Christmas clothes or payment of school fees (what I have may or may not cover the school fees but am sure will go a long way). It will make things easier for me if the bv stays in lagos because I live there..

I picked a child because am yet to have one and am believing God that by this time next year, I'll celebrate my birthday with my own child.

God bless you and keep doing what you do cos you have blessed a lot of lives mine inclusive. Your blog is not all about the stories, it has also been a channel to help lift lives up..email is specialchild123@yahoo.com

Thanks. 

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WEIRD REPORT FROM BLOG VISITOR LAMMIEBEE

Hi Madam Stellz,trust your tooth ache is history (shines teeth). I

comment as Lammiebee,heard something weird last week on the radio and

I thought I should share with my blog family... The presenter spoke

about anger and its consequences,then she told this baffling story she

heard from the salon,really baffling I must say!

Here goes the story....

A certain couple lives at Ketu area of Lagos,its year 1991 and the

wife is travelling to the United States.... The loving husband drives

her there,helps with her luggage and kisses her goodbye. On his way

home,he picks his concubine,who's spending the whole of the holiday

with him.

At the airport,the wife remembers a document she's suppose to travel

with is at home,she checks her watch and see she's got time to get the

document before departure. She rushes out of the airport got a cab and

heads home.

Meanwhile,dearest husband and pretty concubine are already home,having

the time of their lives!

Madam is home,rushes upstairs to get the document,lo and behold,there

lay another woman on her precious bed with her precious husband!

OMG!... She wouldn't have it,she gets really angry and chases the

concubine around the house...

The unexpected happens! She jumps over the balcony! Sad! She's so

furious she didn't know where she's running to,hence the fall. An epic

fall! Husband rushes her to the hospital and doctor says she can't

walk again,her neck is broken,so is her back. The supposed America

trip,now the hospital,hun!

Now its gets weider,seeing she cant walk and do stuff for herself

anymore,the man marries the concubine. She cooks,feeds,bathes and

takes care of madam,even her toilet issues,does everything thing till

date! That got me gobsmack!

Guess she must have felt responsible and all... All parties are still

alive and breathing. Such a sad tale,wonder how each person in this

story feels....

Lammiebee reporting.

Nice day Y'all

Wow,if this kind thing happen to me,I will take what I went there for and leave...trust me if you do that he will not be able to summon up a hard on because he does know your next move.

To die for man matter?Mscheeeeew.

Lammiebee well done.

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AMEBO REPORT FROM BLOG VISITOR VICINITY.
SEE GIST OOOOOH.

Something happened in my street. A married woman wey em Oga De travel offshore come begin dey share bottom with small small boys.
Tory say, She come dump one dude for em friend na so this dude vex, say em pal done comot free food for em mouth come vex bracket this woman and em lover boy as dem dey come out of a guest house after thank God it is Friday and shot the dude inside the woman car. 

The woman wan drag the lover boy down run, keke people catch am, say e must to carry the boy comot. One person come call police people, na so them come carry the woman. 
The woman dey cell since then. The news don filter around my area Adageorge for PH.
Na so tori come begin comout again, The late lover boy na married man and e dey share prick with a young widow wey dey share bottom with a married man.

Chai! Stella, Morals don die oooo. 
I'm so shocked the the level of infidelity among married women. 
My 2cents is, if you can not respect the sanctity of marriage, why enter into it?
I find it repulsive when I see married women open leg to receive dicks from other men aside them hubby. 

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SEE GOBE!!!

Good day stella. Please I beg you hide my id, please am in big trouble, I go sch like who no go o! I am graduate from one of the university in the south, B.sc Economics, I don't know anything in economics, and am so ashamed of my self. God con punish me I marry 4 family when dem love book die, I thought I was smart in school, I am beginning to regret what I did to myself. Please help me out, I need someone to teach me, I am ready to learn and pay. (biko make the bill no big o.

I reside in ABUJA. Thanks madam.

EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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