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Happy Sunday everyone!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THIS WILL NOT WORK OH..TEAM SNOOPERS HOW UNA SEE THIS ''PIECES'' OF ADVICE? |
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WONDER WHO WILL WIN! |
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LMAO! |
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE DO NOT ABORTION OH |
NOTHING DEY HAPPEN!..LOL |
WOOOOW......NKEM OWOH CALLS THIS BASIN YANSH!LOL |
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA |
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUT SEX IS KILLING SOME WOMEN NA.LOL.ONE MAN MEAT NA ANOTHER WAN POISON |
LOOOOOL |
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA |
IT SAYS ''I WOULDNT LIE AGAINST HIM,HE F**KED ME THOROUGHLY''--HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH |
IT MUST BELONG TO B,SEE AS A OPEN MOUTH DEY HALA?NO EM GET AM. THATS HOW LIFE IS....FIRST TO CRY NO BE AM INNOCENT. |
LMAO! |
LOOOOOOOOOOL |
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ORIEGWU!!! |
THIS WAN NA 'ELOMPLANE'' HAIR STYLE.LOL |
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LOL |
LMAOOOOO...YOU AGREE? |
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FASTEST SWIMMER |
REPOST - MY FAVEOURITE PIC...THAT KID WITH THAT PANT IN THE MIDDLE CRACKS ME UP BG TIME EEEEH...HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I HAVE DONE THIS MANY TIMES. |
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES NAH |
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO ARE GET THE SIXS WEEK PREGNANT? |
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE 99PERCENT OF US ARE GUILTY..RIGHT? |
OMG..HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA |
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DONT LAUGH! |
WHICH ONE IS THE ZEBRA OH. |
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HAHAHAHHAHA THEY EVEN GO IN WITH THEIR FONES? |
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA MY BEST PIC..ANNNNH SHOKI! |
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE |
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO DUMP FOLDED READING THIS..NA WHO DEY TRANSLATE THESE THING? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH |
LMAOOOO |
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WHAT DOES ''NEGODU'' MEAN? |
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IF I WESTED YA TIME,IT IS NOT A NEW THING.HAVE A GREAT DAY BOOS!
Kudos Stella, you are the bomb. You did not WEST my time
ReplyDeleteNEGODU (igbo word) in that mood means "CAN U IMAGINE"...
DeleteYou are right "ndubisi"
DeleteIt also means 'just look at'.
Hahahaha really funny abeg,
DeleteIn oda news, it's 2 days to our birthday, Praise Jesus! 11/11
Can you imagine or look at. Depending on the situation. Stella is it odiegwu or oriegwu? Compare with Odimegwu Ojukwu name. AdaUche
DeleteOMG! that selfie part is so moi... hehe
DeleteOf cause @first son,she didn't west your time,she easted it!
DeleteYou did nt west my time loool
ReplyDeleteKiah I can't stop laughing hahahahaha
DeleteOuh lalalala. From la french touch.
ReplyDeleteOhh! U didnot west my times! I enjoying every bit of it!! Hahahaha
DeleteHohohohho, u did 'north waste my time' stellawi.
ReplyDelete'Negodu': just look at. In igbo language. Api week SDK family.
Muaaah!
Lol!
ReplyDeleteI still Don't get why Maths is coMpulsory in secondary schools.
@nuvi, true oooo..nothing irritates me more like anyone which involves x+y-2x/5gh-7yc=14xyz...and you will then be asked to look for the alphabets one after the other...abeggii;thats just why i love english language at every point in time....
Delete@MARTINS ABOY
Happy sunday dear all..Lol
ReplyDeletehahahhahaahaha..Novemeber born. your parents sure had a nice valentine night.hmnnnn...
ReplyDelete............
lmao @ whizkid and olamide
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Yoruba movie translation ehnn..my God!
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sex is a life saver ke?
sex is not food. too much of everything is bad.
"Just negodu" is igbo, it means "just look at", almost always followed by "can you imagine..."
ReplyDeleteP.s: that cat's face is epic. Hehehehe!
a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lmaooo.. Am feeling the "things that upset ladies" and the FAN suff and "NAGODU" means "SEE"....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Am so loving this......... REDEFINED. Xo Xo
ReplyDeleteI don laugh weak like dodo! These screen sub titles can be on their own platform. They never fail to crack me to tears! "Do not abortion"? "What a betrayed"? "Fucked thoroughly?". Egbami oooo #passes out!
ReplyDeleteAm so loving this......... REDEFINED. Xo Xo
ReplyDeleteWho the eff writes all these yoruwood translation?
ReplyDeleteVery funny. Thanks Stella.
ReplyDeleteKikikikikikikikiki
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahha
Chai...my belle wan tear....**my ribs ooo**
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Chai...my belle wan tear....**my ribs ooo**
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Kikikikikikikikiki
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Chai...my belle wan tear....**my ribs ooo**
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Buhahahahaha @ The laffs.
ReplyDeleteSuday laffs be making sense since Stella's encomium days...
*lips sealed and watching*
Ahn shoki, u did north west my time o jare, I still dey laff. Seriously who does the subtitles for yoruba films. Its crazy.
ReplyDelete*shakessmallikebeouttahere*
Ptmlsfinest abeg take it easy with all thses comptrollers o, no allow any to f..k you thoroughly o
DeletePtmlsfinest abeg take it easy with all thses comptrollers o, no allow any to f..k you thoroughly o
DeleteLmaoooo
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is "Mom before I tell u what happened,remember God said he cannot give us what we can't handle
hahaha at its not a new thing
ReplyDeletenovember babies rock
Hahahahaha! Cute CHICK wit long legs n a big ass lols..... N God be like: "son, manage dis ostrich" lol
ReplyDeleteLol @ just NEGODU (look at)
Naaa! U didn't weste mai thyme @ all. Funny pictures
ReplyDeleteThey are all funny except the one wt Sam Loco's pic..I loved that man.
ReplyDeleteThose yoruba translations. .the person wey dey write them 'wickedt'..like my big cousin says,Nigerian movies dey kill IQ..hahaahaha
U did not west my time o, I'm still trying to recover from the laff. Seriously, who handles the subtitles for yoruba film, it's crazy. Love you stellz.
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When you watch just 1 hausa film, you will forever respect yoruba films. Hausa na d baba of blunders, they go come change voice like indians dey sing. An average hausa film has at least 4 songs
DeleteWhen you watch just 1 hausa film, you will forever respect yoruba films. Hausa na d baba of blunders, they go come change voice like indians dey sing. An average hausa film has at least 4 songs
DeleteEgbami ooooo ooooo. Bwhahahhahahahahahaha. I loved dem all.
ReplyDeleteStill not happy
ReplyDeleteMay God meet u at d point of ur needs. E hugs.
DeleteAmara I understand how u feel. But has worry ever made any woman pregnant? I know its difficult not to worry but try ur best, I knw inlaw and side chicks that want to gain entrance are there but just focus on your God
DeleteAmara I understand how u feel. But has worry ever made any woman pregnant? I know its difficult not to worry but try ur best, I knw inlaw and side chicks that want to gain entrance are there but just focus on your God
DeleteAmara you are not barren. None shall be barren in the land remember. Just as the Lord remembered hannah, He will surely remember you. MARK 11:22 says have gaith in God. He fed 5000 men not including women and children with 5loaves of bread and 2fish, I decree that he will greatly multiply the sperm cells of your husb and enrich them, and open your women and you shall concieve. Dont despair, your testimony is on the way. Great men came out if delayed wombs you know, john the baptist, samuel, your womb will concieve great children in jesus name
DeleteAmara you are not barren. None shall be barren in the land remember. Just as the Lord remembered hannah, He will surely remember you. MARK 11:22 says have gaith in God. He fed 5000 men not including women and children with 5loaves of bread and 2fish, I decree that he will greatly multiply the sperm cells of your husb and enrich them, and open your women and you shall concieve. Dont despair, your testimony is on the way. Great men came out if delayed wombs you know, john the baptist, samuel, your womb will concieve great children in jesus name
DeleteThe Lord shall grant you your heart desires soon in Jesus name amen.
DeleteHaha hahaha nice collection
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Epic laffs.. Tnx sdk
ReplyDeleteJust "Negodu" means Just imagine, Just look at, Just see now.. Hope I did north west your time too.
ReplyDeleteClick my name for beauty, fashion and styles
please I want to rant, I have never been so disgraced in my life as I was yesterday.
ReplyDeletemy monthly visitor came o and I equally had a wedding to attend. I dresses up, fixed my always pad, fixed two sef. after just two hours, the kini showed signs. ignored it because I felt it was just too early to be worried only to stand up to cheer the couple when a guy(u can imagine) told me I have stains.
I honestly don't under stand what this company sell in the name of sanitary pads. please how do you guys cope? do you change almost 10 times a day the way I do?? the is really discomforting. I can't even go out now.
is there any better solution to this please?
start using tampons and set yourself free
DeleteEeyyaa, I'm so sorry anon 1:20.
DeleteI can understand your annoyance.
Pele.
But how could you use 2 Always pads at the same time? Unless you are using the other type that doesn't have waterproof underneath.
If I'm having a heavy flow and I have to go out to where I'm not sure I have access to a rest room to change, I put one normal always altra (the type with waterproof) then place one lady set pad on top of it.
To avoid embarrassment.
Using two makes no difference because if the protective lining underneath. Once the top gets full, it starts leaking through the sides. U can use comfit on top the always. Or use kotex night time on its own though it doesn't have wings.
DeleteI used to have very heavy flow too. My bathroom is inside my room but b4 I reach the room it will drip over my entire legs to d floor, I had to start wearing pad right inside the bathroom. B4 and period come I buy 7 packs of always pad. But it has reduced now, I believe the body changes with time
DeleteIf you have heavy flow,you might need to try their huge pad without wings.
DeletePositioning of the pad and sitting position matters too.
Ultra super(blue) is excellent for me..i sit upright infact stiffly,when am at an occasion.lol
Eeeeya....pele dear
DeleteI think it ws d fact dat u had two on @d same time dat caused it cos I heard ot doesnt work dat way.
Pls how did u leave d place? Dats all.
DeleteUse ladycare, the one in the green pack. It's longer, thicker, has wings and lasts longer than the other one.
DeleteThat's why I've dumped pads ever since a friend encouraged me to use tampons, never looking back again
DeleteU have heavy flow. Use mother care sanitary pad. Flat always is not for u.
DeleteHaaa shoki,sorry for. Embarrassment,was in naija in April ND I practically got stained lik 3 times in a day,my sis den told me it was d hot weather,chai I was sooo pissed.nd I brought my own pad from Canada so u can imagine.
DeleteUse the 'night' ones, the absorb more..
DeleteActually both tampon and the night one at the same time. (Tampon no be for virgins oo), as all SDKers don turn virgin!!
DeleteNne you are complaining cos you wore two pads and got stained? Ok o, for the first 2 days I wear 5 if I am going to work and 2 if I'm staying in(that I change when it's full about 3-4hrs) and 3 when I want to sleep, on the 3rd day the flow will be just normal so I use one pad but 2 when I'm going out and the fourth and fifth day, I use 1 all through, at this point what comes is really small- nothing.
DeleteNice.
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ReplyDeleteu haff not wested my time jare................hehehehehe...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahah
ReplyDelete**tears cloth**
Kikikiki
Yoruba translation na wao
ReplyDeleteThat cat face crack me up lmao stella you did not west mt time
Time north wested at all,see me laffing at child dedication!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteVery entertaining. One of my kids was born in November
ReplyDeleteFunny
ReplyDeleteInfact,I am 'dumb folded' from laughter! I can't 'alter' my words! Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteStella! U r simply awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteBuahahahahahaaa @what is good for the Jews is also good for Uganda????? BV I hail oooooooo.....kaiiiii.
ReplyDeletei like the one with those small children dancing esp the middle boy,very funny.what its good for the jews is good for uganda!lmao
ReplyDeleteStellacoco,u did not west my time,,,nice laugh
ReplyDeleteOmg! Hahahahahahahahaha! Stella pls don't ever stop sat/sun laughs. *fallsoffmyseat*.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThose two boys fighting for the tyre dou!lmao,that boy labelled A na bully,and his mother must also be troublesome!so he knows when he wails like dat,she will come and fight for him even dou d tire isn't his.lol!
ReplyDeleteFunny laffs in all
Ah shoki... Hahahaha. Happy Sunday y'all. You did north west my time, Stella :)
ReplyDeleteThank you.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDelete@anon 1:20pm...Madam,make tampax your friend. I don't dull myself. I do have heavy flow also, so I insert my tampox b4 I use any sanitary pad,that way I can be assured dat there won't be stains anywhere I go b4 I change d both pad and tampax,bcos the tampax absorbs for few hours
ReplyDeleteHaha,d street one the letter is just a stone throw form mine.witch dancing shoki can't get any better.
ReplyDeleteWhat is good for the goose is good for Uganda indeed.
ReplyDeleteIf if were my child talking about God not giving me what I can't handle, I will beat whatever he did out of his mouth..lol.
West my time? I fit die for you nah. Say na you post am is enough for me to laff till my belle burst. As usual, you are awesome 'babe'
ReplyDeleteAbeokuta is super super boring, I am tired of this place, no friends, no where to go.
ReplyDeleteOh eya. I can introduce u to cool folks but I am leaving abk soon
DeleteLolzzzzzz. I laughed so hard. Them yoruba movies translation is epic *in stella's voice*.
ReplyDeleteLove all the jokes
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe this our yoruba movies translation tire me ooo!
ReplyDeleteThey all cracked me up.biko I dey house fellowship,will come back innabit
When your flow is heavy, use tampax before the pad.Make sure it is the night pad not day own, the day own is lighter.
ReplyDeletebia S to D K, where is my comment? I give person moral support comment, you carry am cook German stew.
ReplyDeleteabeg bring the pot down and scoop out my comment I beg u.
*rolling eyes non stop*
Dis sunday laughs made my day! Am sure going thru it again.
ReplyDeletewho ever translates the yoruba to english in these yoruba movies eh is a nut case. Stella you did not west my time inugo
ReplyDeleteu no WEST my time buh, It no easy oooo. very funny.
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