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Sunday, November 02, 2014

Sunday In House News!.


In House news,selling like hot akara and akamu on a Sunday morning...LOL






BLOG VISITOR MIMI'S BOO PROPOSES ON HER BIRTHDAY.

Her birthday was Friday October 31,2014 and even though she wasn't expecting it,it was a pleaseant surpise when her 'OluwaBOO' asked her to be his wife.She was given two options - to say YES OR YES and she chose YES...lol.
Mimi shares just her ring pic,proposal letter and her pics with you.
Happy engagement Mimi.....where exactly do I send your kisses to?LOL.




hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha this is #epic....He has a good sense of humour.please keep your proposal letter,get someone to put it on oil or frame and hang somewhere dramatic



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SHOE GIVEAWAY WINNERS FROM SATURDAY POST SELECTED





Hello,
I have my 3 winners.
 Lechimay78@yahoo.com 
(she is picking up on Tuesday @ 1:30)

Vicyndy@yahoo.com 
(we are meeting @ Ikeja mall today @ 2pm)

Duchessmissy014@gmail.com 
(she is yet to respond with how she wants to get the shoe)

Many thanks to all readers who responded (over 50 of them) I wish I had 50 shoes to give out.
‎Thanks for giving me the platform to give!
 Regards,

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MEMO FOR BLOG VISITOR CHYQUEEN
Stella,
You are really doing a good job, really can't go a day without opening your blog. You sure Rock!
 I relocated to Onitsha after my wedding 2years ago, dint get a job and I have to make do with what I learn (Bead Making) in Lagos then, that's what have been giving me small small change to keep me going because its really boring here in Onitsha, Abeg no mind my long story *wink.

I read about the free Craft training and was interested in this comment,
I will like to train her on  Bead Making with my little knowledge since she resides in onitsha


" Anonymous October 31, 2014 at 1:46 PM
Chyqueen
Stella biko we dat resides in Anambra state are getting angry by d day....d other day its free training at ph, Abuja, and Lagos mostly....today its Lagos again ,did we do any thing bad? is dere no good Samaritan dat can teach us something to learn here in onitsha ? Onitsha ladys are balling n living large bt will neva tell u dere secret or help u. biko Umunwanyi Otu help ooooo ......."

She should mail me on baigbodion@yahoo.com for more details.

Thank you.
Love you SDK n SDKers.


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TWERKING ON THE D*#K


Hi ma'am. 
I discovered something recently and i will like to share with my fellow blog visitors......lol

So hubby AND i were at it and all of a sudden, the spirit of twerking came over me and boom! I started twerking on my hubby's sweet d**k. Hubby was shocked with pleasure and he screamed "were did you learn this with sexual pleasure. Funny, i don't twerk as in dancing. Have never tried it so i wonder how come i suddenly started doing it during sex.
I want to share the procedure with my fellow married blog visitors so they too can spice up their sex life little.
So here goes:
Let hubby lie flat on his back while you straddle him. While straddling him, lean forward towards his chest area,place both your hands on both sides of his face, now jerk your waist up, gently slide it down, now in a fast motion jerk up and down non stop..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10... slow down this time then twerk up down, up down like that. Continue till u are tired. The fun is in the fastness and sudden stooooppppppp.

twerking lessons 101.hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha



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Not much news today...na Sunday,make me sef go enjoy small..lol


160 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahahaha...
    No be only twerking..I love slow love making biko...
    Anyway,thanks for sharing...

    Congra Mimi..your boo is romantic..

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    1. Not always fast but some sec fast den gentle and slowly, den again fast und wieder langsam

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    2. Queen , how come Mimi looks like you ? Slow love making with a guy or a lady? Clarify pls. Winks

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    3. Congrats mimi
      Twerking lady, that shit is old. Where do you think they got twerking from? *side eyes*

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    4. The twerking style works like crazy for me.anytime I want my boo to release fast,I do that,esp while backing him. All he sees is my sexy,spotless,firm ass moving all round.it sure drives him nuts

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    5. the in hux pix is amazing....tales by moonlight

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    6. I read the twerking lesson twice. Some husbands do have them! How was your waist after the grand performance? Hope say u nor dey use walking stick even as we speak? Congrats to the one that got the ring. Its not easy at all.Na major achievement these days. Very soon,forms will have space for not only 'Miss','Mrs' or 'Ms'. 'Engaged' sef go join!

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  2. Lol at twerking lesson.. nothing person no go hear..issorait

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    1. Kai! God help me in this blog. Una no go kill person. Oya o! Twerking lesson learnt. Waiting for the Horseband.

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  3. Twerking queen who is so excited like she discovered the cure for cancer, sorry to burst your bubble. Some of us have been twerking on the dick since 1914. Keep twerking sha.

    Congrats Mimi.

    Linda, what's the latest on that enuma? Has she left C? Any need to open a post for her?

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    1. I taya oh. Even me wey be youngie been twerking on my bf's dick since we started doing it.
      Did u see my comment from yesterday about Dec 2nd?

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    2. Lol was wondering too. But it's new to her old to others.

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    3. Just look at the rubbish you posted...Why must you tell everybody you are a hoe

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  4. BV's sha like sex...loool

    visit my blog

    www.glowysofiscated.blogspot.com

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  5. congrats to mimi, stella pls tell the people in owerri to help us as well, lets gain from this free training as well nah pls.

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  6. Twerking mama! Carry go! Na u get your lollipop (apologies to KB).

    Married women, when it comes to your sex life, THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX! Take charge of your sex life. BE THE BOSS mehn!

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  7. So poster just discovered twerking on hubby's dick? Good for u, guess u never heard of "reverse cowgirl"? U shld u have been doing all these long ago.

    Get sex position book/tutorial and use to spice up ur sex life, ur hubby will be overwhelmed with pleasure.

    Congrats mimi

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  8. Congratulation Mimi, good you did not show your fiancee's pic. before bad belle people will start nyansh opening. lol. Thank you dear shoe giver. As for the twerking thanx for sharing, ladies while at it be careful so you don't end up straining oga's gbula. hehehe..

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  9. okay o! twerking it is then! lol. happy sunday y'all. hope u were in church. yes You....

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  10. See d way I dey roll my waist as I dey read d twerking story Awwww madam stellina blog is d best!congratulations mimi ur boo is sure funny ermmm happy Sunday to u all.......

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    1. @Chick felix, Mumu stop fornicating and being proud of it, dirty cunt, how u plan to marry!

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    2. Anonymous! Na people wey dey fornicate dey first marry sef. She use your cunt fornicate?

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    3. Abi o @jayem... That anon sounds like a bitter ex.

      Anon,why so bitter?

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  11. Congrats Mimi...

    @All the givers, may God bless you.

    Happy sunday darlings.

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  12. Congrats oo Mimi. Hian! Twerking lesson, kk oo will think abt it. Lolllll

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  13. Congrats Mimi. But, is this not the same Mimi that has been telling us she's getting married early next year, or do we have another? How come u're already sure of when the wedding will be and you just got proposed to yesterday? Na question I dey ask o, lol!

    Shoe giver and Onitsha bead lady, una do well.

    Twerking bv contunuu u hia. Dem don tell una say sex is not food. Hehehe!
    Happy Sunday one and all.

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  14. Mimi, that's so sweet and I agree with stella, frame it and keep it. The kids will love it.
    Twerking 101 indeed.

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  15. I go try that one after I off load. I dey like whale right now and DH wont understand warris going on. I don't think whales twerk anyway. To even kpansh these days na to dey arrange my limbs because movement "ko possible" when I lie down.

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  16. This DD can no how to fall hand sha,
    So of all the females wey dis blog na linda, wey don dey eye u teytey, u choose bah?
    Am just noticing u even dash her bead for her head n earing, u now crowned it all by adding queen to her name.

    If I say dis tin no pain me ehn.. GW I saw u hailing my BF too oo, calling him the Don for ordinary in house wallpaper.(Na frm clap, we dey enter dance oo. Onibara bole bo).

    Stella tank u very much, for posting dis logo 2ce.inugo! Chukwu gozie gi, keep it up ooo. Na God no as e dey drive fly comot tailess cow.

    Mimi congratulations, if ur ring na diamond, I tap into it for my DD.

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    1. Someone is jealous....
      Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa...
      Lwkmd..

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    2. Hahahahahahahahaha
      Pink Shell Pink Shell
      How many times did i call u?
      LMAO

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    3. Brouhahaha! Pinky, mi too I sha wonder as ur name no appear for our new in-house logo which was designed n distributed by ur DD lol ... Hmmm.. whether he don turn u to side chick. pele dear hehehe

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  17. Twerking? Hmmm this sunday will be memorable for hubby. He should just pray I will be well by evening

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  18. Congrats Mimi, ur boo has a very good sense of humour. This twerking lesson is bad ass, wow!!

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  19. Hahahahaha @ d twerking Babe
    I dey add dance Join sef....throw up My hands in d air like i am cheerleading...LMAO

    Congrats on ur Engagement Mimi!
    May God bless U and ur Boo babes! Whoop Whoop!

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    1. Throw hands in the air like I am cheerleading? Oh Lord!
      Hahahahahaha!
      Sex is not food, XoXo Mystery says so.

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  20. Twerking on d dick na old pattern naa, twerk it when on reverse cowgirl..#Note girls with flat bum shudnt try it biko #turnOff

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  21. This blog sha! Persons under 18 keep off!!
    #plentylaff

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  22. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10... I See

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  23. Congratulations Mimi,that rock is beautiful

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  24. Congrats Mimi,u're a pretty lady

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  25. Congrats Mimi,u're a pretty lady

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  26. Mimi congrat,shoegiver may God continue to bless u. Dildo giver no gree announce winner...why na?

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  27. Hahahahahahaha I don't understand it at all, maybe it because I don't know English. Funny though. Njide

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  28. Chyqueen

    Stella thanx....i so appreciate, i will officially send in mall to u later,someone is abt touching my life in a positive way... i will love to help pple too in my own little way. will contact biodion asap . .

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  29. Congratulations mimi, u re very pretty. All de givers, may God bless u all.
    Njide.

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  30. @twerker u re still a learner, its like naija women should go on a sex lesson. No wonder one said dat she just hanged herself on window de collect prick meaning she doesnt move her waist. Naija women should learn how to move their waist when on it. I ve watched many Blfilm and nothing interesting. Dey all be complaining dat d man is a 2min man whereby u can make him last for an hour if you like.
    So @twerker continue dat and try so many of dem, make him cry and beg u to free him. BTW I m married and thought my hubby how to wine his waist and to stay as looking as though sometimes he pushes me out. U can as well control him when he wants to come, with dat he can stay long b4 coming

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  31. Congrats Mimi on your engagement...Twerking ontop of the D? sounds hillarious and energy consuming.

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  32. Laugh wan kill me #twerking. Ohhhhh, poster, Dalu

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  33. Lmao@ twerking on d dick
    Dis sounds like Genny baby..lol
    Anyways thanks for sharing! !

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  34. Twerking lady,did u marry as a virgin?...cos one na normal old tin,am surprised u just dey know am

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  35. On a Sunday morning, twerking on the dick? Diaris God oh.
    Congrats to Mimi on the proposal. Your ring .....

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  36. Hahahaha@ twerking on da *coughs*.
    Her Sexcellency is dat u? *runningaway*

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    1. Hahahahahahaha
      it's not me ooo
      How can I just be discovering twerking???....Mbanu!

      I agree wit her buh she should try raising her hands like she is dancing,like waving it in d air....dat ish is d bomb mehn....

      It makes u AUTOMATICALLY speak in tongue!

      Again d reverse is out of dis world!as in u are Turned away from him and facing his legs....hehehehehehe

      And while at d turning,do not disengage,I repeat do not disengage! do d rotation wit d rod stil firmly stuck in ur p****

      And ride that Dude like a Cow girl!
      Like ya life depended on it...LMAO

      I have developed a bad habit and I wanna stop it!
      Don't know wen dis one started o!
      Just find maself screaming Jesus Jesus Jesus dese days!
      #Okbye#

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  37. Congrats fine geh Mimi n appy belated b'day
    Yellow girls Ana aga afia.
    Congrats to d akpoola winners

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  38. congrats on ur engagement bv.

    liflblog.WordPress.com

    LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE EVERYDAY!

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  39. Me wey neva marry, I don learn am keep for am. Lol Twerking Thingx...

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  40. Dear twerker, ur hubby must be a learner. That is one of the oldest style in the book.
    You knw wat else u can do? Reverse cowgirl twerking. Where you straddle him facing his legs and then with ur hands infront of u on the bed, start twerking. This is great esp for the people who has curved preeks. Twerk, rotate ur hips anti clockwise, twert, rotate, Twerk rotate.

    I promise u he will speak in tongues and sign blank checks afterwards

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  41. Poster twerking. That twerking is part of our african culture in central part of Africa. When u are about to get married u go thru all that. Moreover I had invited some nigerian ladies to a sinister party and they were all shocked and actually learnt a lot. Some came back after a week to say DH is really enjoying it big time.

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  42. Hian!
    Twerking ke?
    Hip Dislocation tinz.
    Thanks boo.
    I am good with see saw moves.
    Or Plank method.

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    1. Ms Asemota has comed o. What of Jet Li method na?

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  43. Congrats mimi..@ twerking lol this bv's will not kill sombody

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  44. Can't stop laughing at the twerking lesson, lolz. In house news is the best anyday anytime.

    Happy Sunday

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  45. eeeeh stelllla did I jst hear free craft making here in onitsha,highly representing too bikonu bn waiting for service like neva. madesince00@gmail.com

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  46. Twerking? No be person wey sabi to dance dey sabi to twerk. My body is so stife,i mean so frigid dt i can move any part of my body. I cnt dance to save my life. No so i go lie fr bed like log of wood during love making. The thing don tire me sef

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  47. I have really been enjoying this style a long time ago with one crazy ex, she is soo creative on bed but that is all where it ends.

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  48. ....buh Mimi, how come u com develop bowleg for old age n hubby's still straight like cigar abi pr...? Diaris god Mr. Oluwaboo lol

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  49. Lol, only kissing can put me on. Twerking sounds like only hubby will get d fun. Me I like to enjoy d feeling oo, let him twerk for me n i'll gladly enjoy d feeling...... I promise, I won't ask him who thought him.

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  50. Let me give u guys sex lesson 101: Sit ur hubby on a chair.. Play a naughty music.. And give him a lap dance.. Concentrate more on his dick and make sure u grind it very well... Ur hubby should be up by den... Pull him up, make him lie on d bed... Get a rope and tie him up.. Get a chilled wine and pour all over his body... Lick and moan while concentrating on his nipples and dick... Plant small kisses at d back of his neck to tease him... Kiss him slowly while moving downwards to his dick... And give him a mindblowing blow job dat will make him go crazy before aving sex with him... Hope u are good in kegels... It will really help u get ur man screaming ur name..... Am out.... PHRIZZLES......

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  51. Congrats Mimi.
    Thanks and God bless the shoe giver and craft teacher.
    'Twexing'? Teacher don teach me something.

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  52. Na now you just dey nko dt style?...that's d part I love most aside from doggy...cos it allows me bring my man closer...he fondles my breast and I kiss him like madt while still riding his dick...very sweet!
    Pls someone with the knowledge of HAIR INSTITUTE IN ABUJA Should please share. Need to go learn hair care(not just dressing alone). Thanks







    !!omu Iya dun!!

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    1. He fondles ur breast while twerking? Are you a midget? You do understand that there are people on this blog who knows what twerking is and how to twerk. Not just twerk dancing, but fucking as well. Instead of twerking, you'd say riding on the dick. The blogger that mentioned this idea must be a newbie, besides, its great that she's passing out ideas. For the woman that said she just lays there like a log because she doesnt know how to dance and is so rigid, shitty excuse is what that is. If you want to learn how to ride your man, ask him. I guarantee you, he will not refuse. And let him telll you how he likes you to ride him. 70-80% of women will not get an orgasm through vagina penetration. So rather than just lay there and let your husband pound away at your vagina, take control and get on top. That 70-80% will most definitely get their orgasm through clitoral stimulation while on top. The "twerking" and straddling or grinding brings your clit close to his pelvis to create stimulation. So get ontop, as that is your best shot at an orgasm. Please ladies, spice up your sexual routine and don't make it a chore. Have fun making love to your husband/fiancee/boyfriend. Detailed, but some of you guys comments shows you need the help. Stella, I suggest we need to help some women to have satisfying sexual encounters with their husband. A monthly partially PG, partially rated R section. Lets save some of this boring tasteless routines filled with misconceptions. And please, your bones wont break from straddling your man. Who told you guys these lies? If you practice ondulatiins at home or while dancing to chabaranks musik, practice that ondulation well. Then bring that indulation to bed but with the lower half of your body. Start there first.

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    2. Honey, you will have to be good for this to work. You need to be in rythm, otherwise, you'd hurt your hubby. You'd snap his dick twerking with you in a doggy style position, except you are in rythm. Don't give bad advises that sends peoples hubby to the emergency room.

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  53. Hehehehe...twerking lesson..

    Congrats Mimi...

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  54. Hmmm!loving this twerking 101 class.lol
    This SDK blog dou
    Smh

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  55. LOL....the things I read on this blog."twerking on a dick". Is it not the same process as simply straddling him and when it gets too intense, it's just natural to gyrate the bum bum really fast or???...okay, I'll try this and see if there is a difference.

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  56. Me love dis twerking lesson ooo. Am so horny!

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  57. Lol @twerking lesson. I love sdkers, 1love people, love from WARISA

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  58. Mimi, ur hubby is so dramatic and romantic. That's a fun proposal letter that will always bring a smile to ur face wen u see it and ur ring is so beautiful. I likey. May God make u both a happy couple till eternity.
    I really can't stop laffing @ the twerking lesson 101, so hilarious. Will keep it locked in my head till I need it.

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  59. Congrats Mimi..
    hian@ not expecting the proposal...abegi e dey your mind joor..2 adults dating for upto 6months seriously should have it at the backs of their minds. Lol..maybe you didn't know it will happen on your birthday. Keep that proposal letter ooh..anytime he upsets you,whip it out..hahahaha

    Madam twerker,nne can a newly pregnant woman do this twerking biko? I have even abandoned the top that I love so much to avoid stories that touch..that "thing" can like to reach mouth ooh...

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    1. LMAO! Nne help me ask. We wey don almost reach 3rd trimester, na break dance the pikin go dey do while you dey twerk(kicks of life)

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  60. Pls is there any side effects of taking postinor 1 8times in a month. Been having regular sex wit my bf, though he wants a baby but I'm not ready yet. I take postinor1 regularly without his knowledge. My regular menstrual cycle don scatter !!! E gba mi o

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    1. In your haste to hang your legs on the burglary and collect prick, you couldn't even read the instructions that came with the drug abi?

      And you don't have google?

      If I tell you the side effects, will you flush your blood?

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    2. Useless girl, u have destroyed your womb already. Ur guy has absolutely nothing to loose, plus he can never marry such a messed up tenth hand bitch, he would marry brand new chacha, if he ever marries u, come back here to prove me wrong

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    3. U better b careful so that few years down d line u don't start telling stories that touch the heart.

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    4. Who are all these judgemental people... Haba, the one who called her a bitch, who do you think you are? are u even educated? Abeg take am easy to dey spread ur bile... if you see the BV face to face who born u to talk rubbish! pls spread love, no one is to blame for the unhappiness in your life, just u.

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  61. Lol. Wow @ twerking poster. Dats a good one. Try it while hubby comes from behind. As in doggy style. *wink*. (D sweetness makes my hubby come too early)

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  62. Twerking on a dick....Sexology101.

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  63. Hahahahaha, I'm not married yet so the twerking lesson isn't for me I guess.
    Aaawwwww,I love the proposal story. Congrats gurl. Hope we will be invited to your wedding.

    Aeegurl...

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  64. Hahahaaaaa these twerking lesson though, we'll need a comprehensive lecture. @em_dos

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  65. Hahaha Stella......na only ur blog we fit read dis kin news on sunday..... madam abeg twerk dey go......as long as hubby like am..

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  66. Congrats mimi....ur ring is beautiful...

    Twerking lessons indeed.i haf crammed it sha..lol

    Tanx to the shoe giver.May God continue to bless you.

    Stellz I have not been able to make comment for a while now but am glad I could today. Happy Sunday BVs

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  67. Kk,stella I told you we lost my friend's younger brother in bayelsa,thareby tukuwei,no condolence message from u & sdkers koo daa o our thareby is a young man in his early twenties,anyway I've forgiven una though,aunty shoe give-away,thank u,givers never lack In Sha Allahu,I'm chilling for the next set & sister toh n twerk lori oko,do am jeje o,dnt break the thing,miss sdk though,RIP thareby tukuwei.yetinde.

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    1. Most madam stellina respond to everything, or most she turn everything into a post? Anyway RIP to d dead.

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  68. Kk,stella I told you we lost my friend's younger brother in bayelsa,thareby tukuwei,no condolence message from u & sdkers koo daa o our thareby is a young man in his early twenties,anyway I've forgiven una though,aunty shoe give-away,thank u,givers never lack In Sha Allahu,I'm chilling for the next set & sister toh n twerk lori oko,do am jeje o,dnt break the thing,miss sdk though,RIP thareby tukuwei.yetinde.

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  69. Kk,stella I told you we lost my friend's younger brother in bayelsa,thareby tukuwei,no condolence message from u & sdkers koo daa o our thareby is a young man in his early twenties,anyway I've forgiven una though,aunty shoe give-away,thank u,givers never lack In Sha Allahu,I'm chilling for the next set & sister toh n twerk lori oko,do am jeje o,dnt break the thing,miss sdk though,RIP thareby tukuwei.yetinde.

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    1. Sorry abt ur loss,and may his soul rest in peace!

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  70. Waiting 4 my hubby to get bk home...today na today!

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  71. ***HEALING-RAIN***

    Mimi congratulations on your engagement.

    Shoe give away winners, congrats

    Twerkingnology lesson bv,u no go kill person with dis kind lesson o,who told you everybody loves it fast and furious?
    I love the horse riding type o wey you go fit feel the rhythm pulsating through the whole abunna.

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  72. Hahahaa. Twerk mistress, are you a learner? Someone like me started twerking before dem give am name. My love making na as the spirit leads oh.
    And make una join me praise God ooo, my Oga wey no gree "go down low" don dey chop me raw o!
    O mabukwa eme, mana this time around he is .......... hmm mm.
    Make I sleep small, biko nu

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  73. Lol!! @ twerking lesson..Okay oooo

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  74. Sex twerking has been in existence a long time now naa. But its only for those that have the energy cos you are actually the one doing the main work.

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  75. Ehe, congrats Mimi. Remember you guys ve different baçkgrounds. And remember he is a learner like you. Assumption in marriage is the mother of all fk up, always ask que never ever assume.
    Tailor your union to suit both of you, don't listen to how other couples do theirs.
    Prayer is the key!!!
    ((Hugs))

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  76. Lmaoooo...twerk lessons...issorai
    Congrat Mimi

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  77. what is twerk in the first place

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  78. Congrats mimi...ur kisses are on the way
    Ermmm...the twerking lesson is it for married couples only???
    Finally I can comment again #whew!

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  79. Una go mrs twerker!
    Mimi ojare!
    Congrats on ur Engagement!

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  80. Mimi congratulations. Looking forward to the traditional and church wedding pictures.

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    1. Which picture? Mimi,be warned o. Dem go yab u tire n they will concoct stories abt ur boo

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  81. Lol at that twerking, I can imagine, cloud nine things

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  82. Oh dear! Just got married like 2months ago n out sex life is slowly dying away n Am rilly worried. Old summer shld help a sister out Biko nu oooo

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    1. Ahah! You dey twerking 101class still dey complain?

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    2. Sex life is dying after just 2 months of marriage? Mmmm, sounds like sex is not the underlying issue here honey. As a starter, try and visit your husband at work or make plans to meet somewhere and do it there. Somewhere not in your room. Get out of the routine. Spice it up. Wait for your husband at home in your sexy matching pants and bra with his shirt on and nice high heel shoes, red lipstick, nice earings and necklace. Think outside the box madam. Or leave naughty/dirty text messages for your husband on his phone about what you will do to him when he gets home and please do it. Those are pointers to start from

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  83. Congrats Mimi. Twerking on the thing, that's new

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  84. Hehe hehe this kain tweaking news on sunday odinma,*saves the news for future hubby*

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  85. I ve bn twerking since 1800AD, bwhahahhahahahahahaha. Happy Sunday y'all.

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  86. Mbok I don't understand the proposal diagram it doesn't make sense to me but nevertheless congratulations!!

    I swear the boy representing bitchplis in the sdk in house news logo always crack me loooooooool

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  87. Dis twerking nah old news nah,so u are just starting urs? Good for u,ive been doing it since 1814, till I started looking for d fruit of d womb,.. no be person tell me to stop twerking once ovulation starts.

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  88. pussy pounding best since 1802

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  89. Wiggle wiggle wiggle...

    Congra beautiful Mimi

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  90. LMAO at twerking lessons 101.i thought I had read it all but more funny stories keeps coming in. Congrats dearie at first poster

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  91. Congrats dear on u engagement, happy 4 u. God bless u shoe giver for reaching out.Don't worry God will so open doors for you that next time you will give more than you wished now

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  92. Classic! I m so gonna try it when boo gets back from obodo oyinbo.

    Fyi this is my first time of commenting!

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  93. But after making the beads in onitsha can u sell them? Just asking because a bu'm onye onitsha and that place is one kind.

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  94. Twerking kwa, I still need my waist biko.

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  95. I don die wif Twerkin lesson chio.....we wey no get boo nko,hw we wan tak do d fin na? #HappySundayStelladoll

    ~@iamjbankz SA to President Jonathan 2015~

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    1. Get a dildo and practice. Your waist wont break.

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  96. Hmmm, o chim o! Stella biko give me one of ur chairs.

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  97. Congrats Mimi, I don save your engagement letter for future purpose.

    So Na Chyqueen waka come??? What of others wey also resides in Onitsha #straightface# okay ooo, is time I go find my partner in crime in Sdk's family.

    Lol @twerk lesson.... You beat belly full wella

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  98. Thank you Stella and thanks BVS. Loads of love from me. I will frame it like you advised. hehe

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  99. Twerking lesson... Noted. Just tried it on my pillow... #coversface. Can't wait to get my own "oluwaboo"... Tired of waiting alrdy sef.

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  100. Congrats Mimi! Ur boo is so romantic, i like his proposal letter! Lol!
    @ shoe giver thanks for reaching out, God bless u richly.
    That twerking dosnt seem new naa!! Lol!
    Happy New week my beloved pple.

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  101. Chyqueen

    Am sure gone try this....

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  102. There are 2 types of people on SDKB.

    Those who watch porn and those who don't.
    I can see the good girls who don't watch porn here. They are the ones blown away by this twerking business. Bless you.

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  103. That twerking post is for MARRIED WOMEN only. Some single girls go soon go gree die ontop prick tonight.
    That doesnt gaurantee wifey status ooh. Save your bedmatics skill till he puts a ring on it. Invest in dildos, vibrators, and so on to exume the conji! My 2 kobo

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    1. Investing in dildos and vibrators is wrong. That's masturation.

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  104. Mimi congratulobia! Madadam tweker u do well...lolz

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  105. Mimi congrates
    BV that is sharing her skills good one
    BV that is sowing shoe seed ur feet will never be empty


    Twerking tutor well done
    Sdk blog where almost everything is possible

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  106. congrats mimi. your fiancé is really creative and original. loving the simplicity yet wonderful proposal.
    all the best to you both

    twerkers, twerk on!

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  107. Vendetta abi wetin u call ur name? If u no get better advice why not keep ur self busy by peeling orange instead of typing nonsense !!! I admit I made mistakes so why take time to type insults 2 me in three different post. If u sef no be virgin nd u dey insult me dat makes us birds of a feather. Monkey !!!4 ur information na him disflower me so u even 1st me 2 start 2 dey fuck man.

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  108. lol at twerking bikonu visit my blog udokajane.blogspot.com

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  109. Nawa oh.... anyway im still keeping myself for that special man #flips hair and walks away#

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  110. @jay em are you gay? you referred to yourself as a man before. @SDK are those your favourite BVs? some you didn't name will be jealous oh.
    TWERKING ON THE D*#K. are you a learner? omode. style wey we don do when we dey Uni na im you write am like say na new thing.

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  111. AHaha hahahahahah! so after you twerk(the woman) what next? does the man twerk back to complete the twerking cycle? Make u no wound ya sef.oooo!

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